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RiffTrax Discussion => Shorts 2010 => You Can Do Something About Acne => Topic started by: Thrashalla on October 05, 2010, 02:31:17 PM

Title: New Short "You Can Do Something About Acne" Available Now!!!
Post by: Thrashalla on October 05, 2010, 02:31:17 PM
http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/you-can-do-something-about-acne
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Listen up, pizza-faced creeps!  Until now, youíve suffered shameful, wretched existences.  Cowering in dark cellars.  Adopting beekeeping as a hobby, just for the veil.  Wearing a drug store Ninja Turtle Halloween mask all year long, playing it off as an ironic affectation.  Even converting to new religions that require face coverings when in public.  But no longer!  The title of our new short makes a clear and simple promise: You Can Do Something About Acne!  And, since this is a RiffTrax short, you can rest assured that promise will go completely unfulfilled!

Yes, get used to your zits and the politely repulsed reactions of the opposite sex, because this film has no real advice for you.  Maybe eat less junk food, maybe donít, itís hard to say.  Maybe stop smearing your face with a stick of butter every morning, maybe smear more butter, thereís no good way to know.  One thingís for sure, though, your face is full of horrible stuff you didnít know about, including a sticky substance named ďsebumĒ.  Thatís right, sebum.  Youíre oozing with sebum.  Deal with that.

Excess pus and permanent scarring are NOT* symptoms of joining Mike, Kevin, and Bill for You Can Do Something About Acne!

*Probably.  Really, we canít be sure.
http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/you-can-do-something-about-acne
Title: Re: New Short "You Can Do Something About Acne" Available Now!!!
Post by: BDiamond on October 15, 2010, 09:35:26 PM
The dirtiest non-dirty word there is.

Sebum!
Title: Re: New Short "You Can Do Something About Acne" Available Now!!!
Post by: JonahFalconNYC on November 21, 2010, 07:55:35 PM
The dirtiest non-dirty word there is.

Sebum!

Have you been masticating in front of young children?