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Title: Stinger!!!
Post by: FBX on February 03, 2007, 12:26:56 AM
has got to be the ending
Title: Re: Stinger!!!
Post by: Torgo on February 03, 2007, 02:09:35 AM
Agreed -- that would be classic.
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Post by: Janitor on February 03, 2007, 04:40:26 AM
Maybe the two shirtless dudes waking up together in the RV?
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Post by: Wiseblood on February 03, 2007, 06:56:12 AM
"That...IS ENOUGH!"

Or pretty much anything with Creedence. Man, she set a new standard for overacting.
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Post by: lowtax on February 03, 2007, 09:54:04 AM
The entire film was pretty much a nonstop sequence of stingers.  Honestly, can you really choose "you can't piss on hospitality.  I WON'T ALLOW IT!" with "Nilbog! Nilbog is goblin spelled backwards"?  It's impossible to pick just one.
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Post by: mrbasehart on February 03, 2007, 11:18:41 AM
I haven't listened to the trax yet, but having seen the film there's a ton of them.  How about when the guy is dragging his friend in the plant pot along the floor? Or when the "scary" chick makes her first appearance? Or just a quick little montage of all the characters who have green goop leak from the tops of their heads?

Tough choice...
Title: Re: Stinger!!!
Post by: Janitor on February 03, 2007, 12:10:17 PM
Maybe when concave hairless chest boy covered in popcorn yells out "No more!" I felt like him, minus the popcorn, the efemminateablity, lack of dignity, muscle tone...yada yada yada
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Post by: shortstack on February 03, 2007, 06:18:59 PM
"There's no coffee in Nilbog...that's the devil's drink!"

Figured I should mention that one.  ;)
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on February 03, 2007, 06:56:49 PM
Oh, COME ON!  Even in a movie with as many absurd moments as Troll 2, The answer is obvious (http://ohmygahhhhhhd.ytmnd.com/).
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Post by: dignan on February 04, 2007, 12:48:45 PM
Yeah, I second the "Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd." 
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Post by: gammer on February 04, 2007, 05:24:18 PM
Yeah, pretty much any scene in the whole movie could have been a stinger.  :P
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Post by: Phantom of Krankor on February 10, 2007, 02:34:16 PM
Here's my list of possible stingers:

1. "They're eating her! They're going to eat me! Oh my gaaawwwd!!!!11!1"

2. "We don't piss on  hospitality."

3. "nilbog is goblin spelled backwards!"

4. Any scene with that weird over-acting witch lady staring around with those huge eyes.

5. That is ENOUGH!!!!
Title: Re: Stinger!!!
Post by: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on February 11, 2007, 10:21:50 AM
The daughter threatening the boyfriend that her dad will eat his little nuts.
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Post by: zeyguy on February 20, 2007, 11:21:50 AM
I'm sure this has been mentioned before, but I might as well add my voice to the chorus.

The moment where the father reaches for his belt and the kid asks in a nervous voice, "what are you going to do?"
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Post by: Phantom of Krankor on March 13, 2007, 10:29:54 AM
Actually, I've changed my mind. That one scene where the kid is about to be fed the green stuff on a slab and pulls out a sandwhich and says "A double decker baloney sandwich!" and the crazy lady screams in horror.
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Post by: Minnesota on March 13, 2007, 11:01:07 AM

2. "We don't piss on  hospitality."
3. "nilbog is goblin spelled backwards!"

I'd go with one of these two
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Post by: Rattrap007 on April 02, 2007, 02:23:52 AM
Yeah, I second the "Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd." 
Put me down for the Oh my gaaaaaaad scene.
Title: Re: Stinger!!!
Post by: Raven on May 03, 2007, 04:25:51 PM
I think it has to be when they are eating the corn and all of a sudden popcorn explodes everywhere. 
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Post by: BobEvil on May 13, 2007, 04:47:44 PM
If anyone can explain that...or why the bologna sandwhich stopped them (or where the hell it came from...), I'd be grateful. Here are my guesses

1) He turned into popcorn?

2) They're vegetarians and even watching someone else eat meat hurts?
Title: Re: Stinger!!!
Post by: Bob on May 14, 2007, 05:25:59 AM
I thought the popcorn thing was that they were so "hot" having sex that they made the ears of corn pop.   Of course, there was more popcorn there than the ears of corn could have provided, but who's counting?

I dont understand the pain caused by someone else eating meat.    They are a lot like censors that way.   "Not only we will not do it, you should not either".
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Post by: BobEvil on May 14, 2007, 10:33:16 AM
  They are a lot like censors that way.   "Not only we will not do it, you should not either".

 :clap: I think that just made my day.

Anyways, as for the popcorn thing...that seems reasonable too, but I just don't quite a) why it happened and b) what the end result was there
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Post by: Bob on May 14, 2007, 10:36:50 AM

Anyways, as for the popcorn thing...that seems reasonable too, but I just don't quite a) why it happened and b) what the end result was there

I think this was their love child

(http://static.flickr.com/107/285918025_08b08dd8ba.jpg)
Title: Re: Stinger!!!
Post by: BobEvil on May 15, 2007, 06:31:44 AM
*lets out a good, long laugh* Ok...that is good stuff there, PSL. Imagine the horror film that could be made from that scenario....having to live with creepy, over-acting lady as a mother. Ew. By a lot.
Title: Re: Stinger!!!
Post by: Fuzzy Necromancer on May 28, 2007, 10:51:17 AM
I thought the popcorn thing was that they were so "hot" having sex that they made the ears of corn pop.   Of course, there was more popcorn there than the ears of corn could have provided, but who's counting?

I dont understand the pain caused by someone else eating meat.    They are a lot like censors that way.   "Not only we will not do it, you should not either".

I think it's because it fits with the overall theme of depicting vegetarians as evil subhumans.

Bologna is not only meat, but heavily processed meat, so it goes against the "organic" idea, and because he was eating it that meant his flesh would be "tainted" so they couldn't go for him. There was also the bit with him warding them off with it, the same way you hold back a gargoyle with a holy symbol.


So, there is no god, no heaven or hell, just undifferentiated witchcraft/vegan magic, marginally dead grandfathers, and deli meats.
Title: Re: Stinger!!!
Post by: Hobbit on May 29, 2007, 11:42:21 AM
I thought the popcorn thing was that they were so "hot" having sex that they made the ears of corn pop.   Of course, there was more popcorn there than the ears of corn could have provided, but who's counting?

I dont understand the pain caused by someone else eating meat.    They are a lot like censors that way.   "Not only we will not do it, you should not either".

I think it's because it fits with the overall theme of depicting vegetarians as evil subhumans.

Bologna is not only meat, but heavily processed meat, so it goes against the "organic" idea, and because he was eating it that meant his flesh would be "tainted" so they couldn't go for him. There was also the bit with him warding them off with it, the same way you hold back a gargoyle with a holy symbol.


So, there is no god, no heaven or hell, just undifferentiated witchcraft/vegan magic, marginally dead grandfathers, and deli meats.

They could have at least struck a chord with real men by replacing the stupid bologna sandwich (I'll admit, I eat 'em, too, but they're considered a pretty childish lunch) with beef jerky, food of real men everywhere.  I'm pretty sure that when this world is said and done, Jesus, Moses, Gregory Peck, Charlton Heston, Sean Connery, and I will all spend at least a few hours sitting around a fire, eating beef jerky, and talking about how awesomely manly we are.  Maddox would also be invited.
Title: Re: Stinger!!!
Post by: Bob on May 29, 2007, 11:47:55 AM
The movie would have been THE BEST MOVIE EVER if they could of all been rescued by Macho Man Randy Savage.   His catch phrase while defeating the goblins trolls would have been "Snap into a Slim Jim, oh yeaaaaaaaah"
Title: Re: Stinger!!!
Post by: Fuzzy Necromancer on May 31, 2007, 06:39:29 PM
Wow. I think this is the one-in-a-lifetime incident where commanding somebody to snap into a Slim Jim is thematically appropriate, what with the whole anti-vegan theme.
Title: Re: Stinger!!!
Post by: Fuzzy Necromancer on May 31, 2007, 06:42:03 PM
I thought the popcorn thing was that they were so "hot" having sex that they made the ears of corn pop.   Of course, there was more popcorn there than the ears of corn could have provided, but who's counting?

I dont understand the pain caused by someone else eating meat.    They are a lot like censors that way.   "Not only we will not do it, you should not either".

I think it's because it fits with the overall theme of depicting vegetarians as evil subhumans.

Bologna is not only meat, but heavily processed meat, so it goes against the "organic" idea, and because he was eating it that meant his flesh would be "tainted" so they couldn't go for him. There was also the bit with him warding them off with it, the same way you hold back a gargoyle with a holy symbol.


So, there is no god, no heaven or hell, just undifferentiated witchcraft/vegan magic, marginally dead grandfathers, and deli meats.

They could have at least struck a chord with real men by replacing the stupid bologna sandwich (I'll admit, I eat 'em, too, but they're considered a pretty childish lunch) with beef jerky, food of real men everywhere.  I'm pretty sure that when this world is said and done, Jesus, Moses, Gregory Peck, Charlton Heston, Sean Connery, and I will all spend at least a few hours sitting around a fire, eating beef jerky, and talking about how awesomely manly we are.  Maddox would also be invited.


Well, I think they chose bologna because the film also had a strong anti organic/health food angle, and bologna is about as highly processed as meat gets. Anyway, the protagonist was a 10-year old boy, a type of person who is not famous for being a "real man".


...either way, we are reading waaaaayyy more into this than Joe D'amato or whatever the director-producer-writer-cretin's  current pseudonym is.
Title: Re: Stinger!!!
Post by: gbeenie on June 01, 2007, 10:37:31 AM
The movie would have been THE BEST MOVIE EVER if they could of all been rescued by Macho Man Randy Savage.   His catch phrase while defeating the goblins trolls would have been "Snap into a Slim Jim, oh yeaaaaaaaah"

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH! You know goddamn good and well there's no trolls in this movie!
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Post by: Bob on June 01, 2007, 10:50:23 AM
The movie would have been THE BEST MOVIE EVER if they could of all been rescued by Macho Man Randy Savage.   His catch phrase while defeating the goblins trolls would have been "Snap into a Slim Jim, oh yeaaaaaaaah"

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH! You know goddamn good and well there's no trolls in this movie!


There would have been, but he scared them all away.   I am sure that the next Troll  movie will deliver trolls in buckets...

(http://www.tuttowrestling.com/macho1.jpg)
Title: Re: Stinger!!!
Post by: Hobbit on June 04, 2007, 12:10:34 PM
The movie would have been THE BEST MOVIE EVER if they could of all been rescued by Macho Man Randy Savage.   His catch phrase while defeating the goblins trolls would have been "Snap into a Slim Jim, oh yeaaaaaaaah"

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH! You know goddamn good and well there's no trolls in this movie!


There would have been, but he scared them all away.   I am sure that the next Troll  movie will deliver trolls in buckets...

(http://www.tuttowrestling.com/macho1.jpg)

Isn't is called something like Crawlers or Creepers or something and about plant people and not trolls?
Title: Re: Stinger!!!
Post by: Thrifty on July 07, 2009, 07:46:53 PM
I'm a little late.  Hope somebody sees this necropost of a two year old post.  Here's a couple stingers I extracted.

http://www.youtube.com/v/AuWwplCECh4&hl=en&fs=1&

http://www.youtube.com/v/fTfjb8Fgiyg&hl=en&fs=1&

http://www.youtube.com/v/0z-3KIgX7CE&hl=en&fs=1&

http://www.youtube.com/v/xn8irqCG3CU&hl=en&fs=1&

http://www.youtube.com/v/YoXGg4tWdmg&hl=en&fs=1&

http://www.youtube.com/v/u0LAUDJOTg8&hl=en&fs=1&

I think "You don't piss on hospitality" is my favorite, but I'm gonna put "Nilbog is Goblin spelled backwards!" in my disc.
Title: Re: Stinger!!!
Post by: FordPrefect on July 07, 2009, 11:36:35 PM

http://www.youtube.com/v/xn8irqCG3CU&hl=en&fs=1&


I like them all, but this one is probably my favorite.
Title: Re: Stinger!!!
Post by: Thrifty on July 08, 2009, 03:14:12 AM
"That...IS ENOUGH!"

Or pretty much anything with Creedence. Man, she set a new standard for overacting.

A couple people mentioned this.  Where is it?  I couldn't find a line like that.