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RiffTrax Discussion => Suggest-a-Trax => Topic started by: ahippo on August 25, 2010, 11:25:11 PM

Title: Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings
Post by: ahippo on August 25, 2010, 11:25:11 PM
I don't exactly know what happened when they tried to make this movie. My guess is that the creator wanted to make a more kid friendly version of LoTR or Harrry Potter... but they made this instead.


And a special demotivational poster I made for this movie:
Title: Re: Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings
Post by: jindar on August 26, 2010, 09:14:57 AM
:30 Hm, nice scenery. Maybe this movie won't be so bad.
:35 Ah! The world is consumed by a fireball.
:55 The cameraman is trying to escape. Definitely a bad sign.
1:22 So this is a movie about a LARP group?
1:34 Little Red Riding Hood has really let herself go.
1:45 He's got his robe and his stink, but he's not on fire.
2:02 Wow, my breath is getting bad
2:13 Where did he pull that out of?
2:02 AWAW! A poor man's Wilhelm
2:23 Where did that other AWAW come from?
2:26 This forest has some mean burs
2:57 Damn paperboy, don't throw it at me
3:05 So what? Handle it yourself you stupid bird
3:12 Just reseal that Unsealy kingdom
3:17 Send us money and we will reward you greatly when we're done.
3:20 So original... 
3:22 Most people don't invite evangelical preaching onto themselves
3:23 Help them Obi Wan Kenobi
3:27 Sounds like someone clicked on the Academy
3:31 Meanwhile in the 1960's...
3:34 I can feel this movie crashing down
3:41 Not a single action figure? What kind of loser is this?
3:44 "...face cards of all ages."
3:49 "...I'm going to pee myself"
4:09 Now, where's Max PayCheque(?) I need him for this trick
4:25 Well, off to another day of getting beat up
4:29 "Why didn't I have that girl?"
4:36 I suppose that was supposed to be endearing but I threw up in my mouth
4:39 Wow, incestuous foreplay? What was this film rated?
4:46 What all of us were thinking
4:49 "Actually, I was hoping to starve you honey"
4:54 "Go, get out of my house"
4:59 Another Star Wars ripoff
5:17 "I was actually hoping to show you something else"
6:01 Really sharp acting here
6:24 A wild fantasy world where losers are bullies

6:45 I can bear to watch no more
Title: Re: Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings
Post by: ahippo on August 26, 2010, 12:46:00 PM
That's some good riffing. I particularly liked the Academy one. At least now they can make Firebats. :P
Ya gotta give it more of a chance though. It gets better! (Or worse I guess).