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RiffTrax Discussion => Suggest-a-Trax => Topic started by: Zealotlee on February 02, 2007, 07:32:03 PM

Title: Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
Post by: Zealotlee on February 02, 2007, 07:32:03 PM
I stumbled across this little gem on SciFi some time ago, and my friend and I were able to come up with some of the funniest riffs from it.  The whole "Carnosaur" series is a horrid rip-off of Jurassic Park, with some of the most plastic-looking raptors ever to exist.  It seriously needs a professional riffing from Mike and the crew.  Also, it is a region 1 DVD, as are the other 2 Carnosaur movies.

If you want to see the shit-fest, Carnosaur 3 is airing again on SciFi on Saturday Feb. 10th, at 1:00 PM.
Title: Re: Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 02, 2007, 07:38:40 PM
yeah those were pretty bad, but they were never as bad as future war.

Although i would rather see a riff of tremor three (evolution is a bitch was the horrid tagline i beleive)
Title: Re: Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
Post by: Minnesota on February 03, 2007, 02:49:06 PM
Yeah, it would be nice to see mike riff a sci-fi channel movie... they're often released to video and man are they cheesy
Title: Re: Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
Post by: Johnny_Short_Torso on February 03, 2007, 05:10:04 PM
ALL the carnosaur movies are awful! They remind me of future war for some reason...
Title: Re: Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
Post by: Toby Danger on August 24, 2007, 05:21:33 PM
So they should. The special effects guy (i.e, the guy with the dinosaur puppets) in Carnosaur 3 is none other than Anthony Doublin, the director of MST3K classic Future War. Man, as if that film wasn't cheap enough...
Title: Re: Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 24, 2007, 06:15:03 PM
And aren't they all Roger Corman productions?
Title: Re: Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
Post by: Toby Danger on August 25, 2007, 12:26:20 AM
Some hilarious Youtube clips from the three Carnosaur films, just to show you what Mike and co would be up against. Add your own riffs.

Man gets bitch-slapped by a guy in a raptor costume. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6xPNXeGGdno)
Worst Popeye impersonation ever. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pRRKpUgJ-uo)
Kid in forklift vs rubber T-rex. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xbT4aW3mgmk)
Be all you can be my ass! (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DnUN0KfXVIA)
Title: Re: Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 25, 2007, 07:57:05 AM
If you want to see the shit-fest, Carnosaur 3 is airing again on SciFi on Saturday Feb. 10th, at 1:00 PM.

ATTENTION!!!!!

Not only is this movie showing today (August 25th) at 11am EST on Sci-Fi Channel....

Right now, just before it, they're showing Carnosaur 2.