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Title: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 02, 2006, 10:42:25 AM
Aye, my first post on these forums... I feel somehow special for coming here. And its great to see that Mike Nelson himself makes apearances here once every blue moon.

Also, I tip my hat to DisembAudio, even though I've only had a small sample of your work (I only have Road House downloaded) I think your future with good ol' Mike Nelson nearby looks really bright... even for a silly robot toaster (hey, have you ever seen that old animated film about a toaster that goes on this long journey with other household apliances? It's rather interesting, to the least...)

Anyway, to the main topic of this thread...

I decided to be the first to introduce this little forum game, originally called Photo Captions. Here's how it usually works:

I'll start off submitting a silly looking photo, the next person has to make a caption (or a riff, if you will) of that photo, and in turn has to submit his/her own photo for the next riff.

Usually, its played that the person who has the funniest riff is the person who has to submit the next photo... I say, however ya'll wanna play it is fine.. just as long as we get a good laugh out of it and have some fun!

Okay, let's get started...
First picture's a doozie:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/Avesfox/scarycrap.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: DeevFactor on September 02, 2006, 10:52:37 AM
Costa Dillon stars in Attack of the Killer Gumdrops!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: chrisfabo on September 02, 2006, 11:00:46 AM
Appearing nightly at the Arrakis Hilton....The Fabulous Flying Harkkerodens! With music by Freddy Mercurious!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on September 02, 2006, 11:16:47 AM
The hideous almagamation of the Teletubbies and O-Town reached it's inevitable conclusion...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: tardoid7 on September 02, 2006, 12:15:22 PM
OH MY GOD! The scrubbing bubbles have mutated and they're on the attack! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 02, 2006, 12:40:34 PM
Midgets in turtle necks, or uncircumcised penises?  YOU DECIDE!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Rube_Maroon on September 02, 2006, 12:56:59 PM
"I'm gonna love you like you never had it before. It's gonna be sticky. Gooey. And a little mean. And then my four brothers are gonna take turns. It's a Bubble Boy Train and you're pulling lead engine."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 02, 2006, 03:21:30 PM
Thats disturbing.. and I thought mine was off center.. yesh...

ok.. take 2!

"These are the worst Uncle Festers impersonaters I have ever seen in my life"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 02, 2006, 04:37:20 PM
Aye! time for a new photo before this Boohbah thing gets too out of hand!

this next piece is from a kids film gone horribly wrong, labled Santa and the Icecream Bunny..

you can find out about this film here:http://www.agonybooth.com/santa_bunny/default.asp?Page=1 (http://www.agonybooth.com/santa_bunny/default.asp?Page=1)

and now.. here's the image for your riffing pleasures:
(http://www.agonybooth.com/santa_bunny/rear_projection.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 02, 2006, 07:50:17 PM
"Didn't they cancel 3rd Rock?"

"I guess Mrs. Garret did a guest spot on Land of the Giants at some point in her career"

"Gosh these outtakes from Night Trap are just terrible!"

"Mork - Calling Orson!"

"Listen here young lady, just because the bottle says DRINK ME, dosen't mean you should!"

- Ok, someone else play now.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Rube_Maroon on September 02, 2006, 11:06:45 PM
A young Margaret Thatcher debuts her new finger puppet show.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: ScottotD on September 02, 2006, 11:42:12 PM
Grandma loves her new Cousin It Bratz doll.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: MoralThreat on September 03, 2006, 12:13:18 AM
Ahhhhhhh Rosie O'Donnell is trying to eat me!!!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on September 03, 2006, 06:55:33 AM
First there was Godzilla vs King Kong, then there was Aliens vs Predator; now witness the greatest battle of our age...TV's Frank vs Thumbelina!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: ScottotD on September 03, 2006, 07:08:12 AM
They'll all laugh at you! tiny hairy girl.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 03, 2006, 09:15:53 AM
next photo:
(http://www.starwars.com/community/fun/caption/2004/03/img/caption134.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: MoralThreat on September 03, 2006, 10:59:45 AM
The Force is strong with this one...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on September 03, 2006, 01:19:00 PM
I wonder how Luke will take the news.  Will he forgive me for not being there for him?  I better get him a present.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 03, 2006, 01:47:52 PM
"Where are those transmissions you intercepted? What have you done with those plans?"

"Yub Yub"

"You'd tell me if I looked silly, right?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on September 03, 2006, 02:09:58 PM
US Airport Customs go to extreme lengths...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: trickfred on September 03, 2006, 02:38:29 PM
Hasbro Quality Control: Every new Tickle Me Elmo doll gets two test tickles and a healthy amount of the Dark Side embeddeded in it before leaving the factory.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 03, 2006, 04:59:14 PM
"Hey, he's got the last Tickle Me Elmo!"

"No, there is ... another"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 03, 2006, 07:10:43 PM
Good riffs so far, folks! Keep it up -_o

Here be photo# 4 .. and yes, that's Mr T... singing...
for more information, check out the agonizer on this video: http://www.agonybooth.com/mr_t/default.asp?Page=1
(http://www.agonybooth.com/mr_t/mother.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Rube_Maroon on September 03, 2006, 07:50:13 PM
Hey boy. HEY BOY! You looking mighty cute in them jeans. MMMM. Now come on over here and fuck me in the ass. Mmmm. Now don't come too fast or I'll crunch up my buttcheeks and rip your dick off!

/eddie
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on September 03, 2006, 08:05:07 PM
Ha ha, I've actually seen that movie.  Your captions can't compare to what he is actually singing.  "Mother, there is no other, like Mother.  So treat her right."  Mr. T also invents the word "absoludacris" in one of the skits. He's quite the wordsmith.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: mr.monkeypants on September 04, 2006, 02:10:58 AM
Good riffs so far, folks! Keep it up -_o

Here be photo# 4 .. and yes, that's Mr T... singing...
for more information, check out the agonizer on this video: http://www.agonybooth.com/mr_t/default.asp?Page=1
(http://www.agonybooth.com/mr_t/mother.jpg)

"to all the fools I've pitied befooooore.."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: ScottotD on September 04, 2006, 05:14:20 AM
Diana Ross finally had one facelift too many.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 04, 2006, 08:22:03 AM
No one knows what it's like
To be the baddest man
To be the saddest man
Behind a tiger eye

I'll beat you like a dog, Balboa, a dog, you hear?!!!!!

sha la la la shoop shoop
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 04, 2006, 12:05:23 PM
I pity the fool who wears his sister's army shorts! ... Wait...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on September 04, 2006, 01:52:07 PM
The new A-Team certainly improved B.A.'s mood.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: MoralThreat on September 04, 2006, 05:30:17 PM
Man the A-Team went downhill after George Peppard died.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 04, 2006, 08:46:37 PM
"Now prepare yourselfs for the vocal stylings of - Rhea Perlman, Andy Gibb, Sade, and Mr. T - THE ARISTOCRATS!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Tom Servo on September 04, 2006, 10:01:12 PM
Ladies and gentleman, The Teatles!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 06, 2006, 04:18:04 AM
I suppose its time for a new photo...

Ah yes... here we go:
(http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/scarydude.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: ScottotD on September 06, 2006, 05:16:46 AM
Bride of Sloth.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 06, 2006, 07:06:40 AM
"The red hat subtly brings out the red stripe in my drawers... Rrrrgh, what do you think, hmmm?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 06, 2006, 07:09:31 AM
Meat Loaf's well-documented stagefright takes a dramatic turn for the worse.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 06, 2006, 08:27:12 AM
"Attempts to revive Sam Kinison's career using voodoo ended poorly."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: MoralThreat on September 06, 2006, 11:04:05 AM
It is true, Meatloaf will do anything for love.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on September 06, 2006, 11:31:40 AM
"Good Lord! I seem to have misplaced my bellly button!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 06, 2006, 12:53:35 PM
Yeah, I kno'... I wan' that one...

(Only funny if you've seen Little Britain and even then...)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on September 06, 2006, 07:11:52 PM
I think he ate Mario!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Tom Servo on September 06, 2006, 07:29:52 PM
A baked meatloaf.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 06, 2006, 09:30:40 PM
pringles attempt to ensure their own add campaign "once you pop u cant stop" has unexpected results when the their new cocaine and sour cream flavored chips hit the markets.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 07, 2006, 12:09:00 AM
Aye, I had a really good chuckle at that last one!

Anyway, here be the next photo:
(http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/trucktree.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Verence on September 07, 2006, 01:28:58 AM
New from the makers of "The Club":  It's "The Tree", the cutting edge of automotive security.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on September 07, 2006, 03:25:29 AM
"Hey look at me Marv! I've got wood!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: ScottotD on September 07, 2006, 06:15:29 AM
When good trees go bad.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: JonnyFrag on September 07, 2006, 08:52:38 AM
When Billy squeezes off a log, he REALLY squeezes off a log.

edit for a typo   DOH!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: tardoid7 on September 07, 2006, 10:34:48 AM
After getting kicked out (nicely) from the Double Deuce, Paul Bunyan get's his revenge on Dalton
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 07, 2006, 11:27:42 AM
"Is that a Toyota Sequoia"

"Nah, its a Ridgeline"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 07, 2006, 11:29:45 AM
Don't ask Kirk to show you the captain's log.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on September 07, 2006, 11:31:57 AM
I understand you want your car to be more environmentally friendly honey, but I don't think that's going to help.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: MoralThreat on September 07, 2006, 01:35:05 PM
Fox's newest reality show, When Ents attack. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 07, 2006, 03:32:27 PM
Next Photo:

(http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/darth.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: MoralThreat on September 07, 2006, 03:47:05 PM
Now that's some quality Dark Overlord and inept underling time.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 07, 2006, 04:20:32 PM
Now witness the firepower of this FULLY ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

::swish ... swishhh::
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on September 07, 2006, 04:21:07 PM
"Use some force, Luke!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 07, 2006, 06:41:07 PM
Imperial Daycare - We bring out the Sith lord in your whiney 8 year old podracer!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Verence on September 07, 2006, 07:10:25 PM
I find your lack of Lunchables... Disturbing.  *Force Choke*
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on September 07, 2006, 07:19:40 PM
Oh sure, the swingset is nice, but do not underestimate the power of the Park Slide!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 07, 2006, 07:21:28 PM
Heh!

(http://photo.gangus.com/d/26764-2/zing.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 07, 2006, 07:44:17 PM
Just great two darth vaders and a stormtrooper in daylight ony a swingset in a public park.  I dont know what the crap i drank last night but apparently it was harsh AND nerdy.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 08, 2006, 12:15:51 AM
Hey, Tarantulas , i need to know if that picture you posted is supposed to be a riff photo, or somehow a riff on the last photo. I wouldnt want to block someone else's submition from being riffed
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on September 08, 2006, 01:57:19 AM
Hey, Tarantulas , i need to know if that picture you posted is supposed to be a riff photo, or somehow a riff on the last photo. I wouldnt want to block someone else's submition from being riffed

Nah, he just liked Pakman's very nice pun.  So he gave it a zinger!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 08, 2006, 06:27:00 AM
yes.. I was zinging there... move along, sir.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 08, 2006, 06:58:58 AM
I am too small a star wars fan to make a witty comment...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 08, 2006, 09:29:15 AM
Quote
I am too small a star wars fan to make a witty comment...

Really?  How short are you? 

ba dum cshh
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 08, 2006, 09:40:35 AM
A little short, for a stormtrooper?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 08, 2006, 10:27:35 AM
Well, actually Sarcasm_made I'm nearly 6 foot 5...

But still.... ZING!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 08, 2006, 11:11:22 AM
Ha rules mr faker.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 08, 2006, 12:21:49 PM
hehe.. great stuff!.. anyway, next photo B)

(http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images2/crapo.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 08, 2006, 12:33:03 PM
"When I said where do you wanna go on vacation, where did you say...?  Rusty?"

"Hawaii?"

"Shut up, Russ. Audrey?"

"Crapo Park, Dad?"

"Crapo Park, Dad!  Crapo Park!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 08, 2006, 12:36:54 PM
sadly its the most acurately named and interesting place in the state of kansas
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 08, 2006, 12:50:08 PM
"What do you expect, its sponsored by Charmin"

"Crapo Park: Where feces comes to play!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on September 08, 2006, 07:17:52 PM
"Crapo Park recently earned a second place award in the least likely place in the US to take your family on a picnic.  First prize went to BucketsOSemenandUsedSyringesO Pines."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Tom Servo on September 08, 2006, 09:59:01 PM
Crapo park: Now with no smell, but be careful where you sit.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on September 09, 2006, 05:51:42 AM
Welcome to Crapo Park
(Formerly Crocashit Commons)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 09, 2006, 06:17:18 AM
Next in Line:
(http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/buttflame.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on September 09, 2006, 06:29:23 AM
o/' Death Pocket o/'

Only Jim Gaffigan fans will get this, but any MSTie would enjoy his Beyond The Pale DVD. Get in on the joke: http://youtube.com/watch?v=i4Z_eTJq3bY (http://youtube.com/watch?v=i4Z_eTJq3bY)

I got to meet Jim a couple months ago after the Golden Trailer Awards. Real nice guy, and even paler in person.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 09, 2006, 07:43:39 AM
I accept this picture, as long as nobody does any of that "Oh, darn I shouldn't have had those (..)." They piss me off! :D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 09, 2006, 10:33:42 AM
"Maverick is gay?  Ya, right.  I'll believe that when he flies his F-16 up my butt ... WHOOOOA!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 09, 2006, 01:15:57 PM
While on shore leave in india jim tried the native curry.  Much to the chagrin of the rest of the USS yorktown.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 09, 2006, 03:21:08 PM
I do believe this last photo is a bit short lived for riffing (a bit too easy) so here I'll go on and post the next piece:

(http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/articles/images/reading_rainbow_star_trek_tng/reading_rainbow_star_trek_tng_28.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Rube_Maroon on September 09, 2006, 04:35:35 PM
I do believe this last photo is a bit short lived for riffing (a bit too easy) so here I'll go on and post the next piece:

(http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/articles/images/reading_rainbow_star_trek_tng/reading_rainbow_star_trek_tng_28.jpg)

Now that I've installed the rubber mount on the tail section, I hardly ever get chaffed.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Verence on September 09, 2006, 06:06:32 PM
*In an Australian accent*

Crikey!  Now, while we have it on its back I'm gonna' jump on it and try to tape shut its torpedo tubes!  Then we're gonna' take this beauty and release it farther up-river, away from the poachers!



Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on September 09, 2006, 08:11:03 PM
Who I presume is Levar Burton:  "Wow...Looks like someone is ready to dock!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 09, 2006, 08:15:34 PM
Who I presume is Levar Burton:  "Wow...Looks like someone is ready to dock!"

You're correct! .. In fact, this picture is from a Reading Rainbow Special..

you can read alla bout it here on the agonybooth agonizer: http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/article.asp?Id=reading-rainbow-star-trek-tng

Anyway, keep riffing, folks!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: ScottotD on September 09, 2006, 08:51:06 PM
Pimp my starship will be back after this...

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on September 09, 2006, 11:59:10 PM
This is exactly the kind of thing that happens when you hire a blind chief engineer.

I've actually seen this Reading Rainbow episode. LeVar showed us how they do the transporter effect. But don't take my word for it...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 10, 2006, 05:41:35 AM
Why is the enterprise upside down?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: JonnyFrag on September 10, 2006, 06:06:27 AM
Q finally gives Jordy his ulimate fantasy. Just don't forget the lubrication.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 10, 2006, 03:11:45 PM
Next Photo:

This one is from an old TV special known as Overlords of the UFO ... an otherwise cheesy documentation about flying saucers and the unknown... I'm borrowing two images on this video for everyone's riffing pleasure..

here's the link to the Agony Booth page: http://www.agonybooth.com/overlords/

and now, the first of two photo:
(http://www.agonybooth.com/overlords/overlords_19.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: MoralThreat on September 10, 2006, 06:37:24 PM
That's not a widow's peak, that's a peninsula.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SaucyRossy on September 10, 2006, 07:01:48 PM
"Which is more creepy for you, my hair, the bulging of my eye's, or my tic tac toe suit? I am trying really hard here!!!!"






Best i could come up with.....I love Stanton Friedman....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 10, 2006, 07:13:29 PM
"Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

"You gonna finish that?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on September 10, 2006, 07:27:40 PM
I was gonna say something dirty, but I just can't get over that he found a tie to exactly match his suit. I'm so glad I missed the '70s.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SaucyRossy on September 10, 2006, 07:48:49 PM
"WHAT! You haven't read my paper on Muon-catalyzed fusion using an eletrostatic confinement system?!?!?!?"


also

"What?!?! You didn't know that the internets are just a series of tubes, and they can be jammed?!?!?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on September 11, 2006, 04:32:45 AM
Kevin Smith didn't appreciate it when he sat on some thumb tacks.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 11, 2006, 05:03:41 AM
Next photo, same soarce:

(http://www.agonybooth.com/overlords/overlords_89.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: ScottotD on September 11, 2006, 05:09:56 AM
In between inventing the helecopter and sculpting David, Leonardo created a lazer death ray.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 11, 2006, 06:31:54 AM
"Ok Schfelbee family, 30 seconds on the clock, top 10 answers are on the board, here's the question... name something you would see in a Flemmish painting... GO!"

I guess I'm saying the guy sort of looks like Richard Dawson in the beret.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 11, 2006, 08:40:33 AM
French scientists have now perfected a weapon that, with a single press of a button, can issue forth a complete and total surrender at an estimated range of 1,800 miles.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 11, 2006, 04:47:19 PM
Next image is from Micheal Jackson's Moonwalker:

(http://www.agonybooth.com/moonwalker/moonwalker138.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 12, 2006, 08:22:43 AM
COOOOOOOOOOKIE CRISP!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 12, 2006, 02:03:39 PM
Next image is from Micheal Jackson's Moonwalker:

(http://www.agonybooth.com/moonwalker/moonwalker138.jpg)

"No, no, it's all wrong!  *whimper*  Yes, I did say to make all the characters look like small asses -- but there shouldn't be any hair on them..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 12, 2006, 02:19:27 PM
I don't like this claymation version of "Harold and Maude"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 12, 2006, 02:31:01 PM
Few remember this brief 1986 run of Topps collectibles:  Troll Dolls vs. the Garbage Pail Kids in Space
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on September 12, 2006, 02:57:03 PM
Michael and Latoya's Space Mountain picture?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 12, 2006, 05:57:58 PM
Great to see the riffing revived here, folks!

Aye, I suppose this calls for the next photo:
(http://www.agonybooth.com/fantasy_mission_force/fantasy_mission_force_20.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on September 12, 2006, 07:53:58 PM
Jackie's gonna blow one HECK of a big bubble with that thing!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 12, 2006, 08:08:37 PM
huh, i never newthailand had their own version of cheech and chong.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 12, 2006, 09:31:06 PM
RIIIIICCCOOOOLAAAAAA!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 13, 2006, 12:34:55 AM
Jackie just felt compelled to prove that you can OD on the magic grass.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on September 13, 2006, 04:59:12 AM
It's especially funny if you interpret the pic as Jackie pulling it out of his mouth.

I really miss Caption This! SciFi.com has no right to exist without it.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 13, 2006, 07:21:55 AM
By popular demand (or just a simple request by Tarantulas) Here be the next photo, posted from another thread...

(http://home.earthlink.net/~cyberfi/wgjul00/doboy2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 13, 2006, 07:29:53 AM
"Hee hee, a funny photo!  Now if I could only make it even funnier by including it in a horribly inappropriate context...!   It might offend some, amuse others -- but whatever happens, I up my post count!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 13, 2006, 07:47:29 AM
That's great work Sarah! Now you are part of the Legion of Darkness!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: MoralThreat on September 13, 2006, 09:36:11 AM
Pop 'n' Fresh's army of Uruk-Hai are ready to do their master's bidding.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on September 13, 2006, 10:46:43 AM
We here at Pillsbury want to thank you for all of the letters you've written us regarding the lack of racial diversity in our mascots.    So, by your request, we developed the new African American Doughboy.  Let's see how Pop 'n' Fresh is getting along with his new black friends... OH DEAR GOD HE'S KILLED THEM ALL!  Taken their eyes and made a tasty appetizer tray.  IT'S MASS GENOCIDE!  And what's this?  He's doing the goose step!  LORD HELP US!  WE'VE CREATED A DELICIOUS MONSTER!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 13, 2006, 02:57:51 PM
you have to make sure they are cooked all the way through.  Otherwise they scream and spray tasty tasty frosting all over when you bite into them. 

the crunchy parts are probably the best.  Rasberry jam bone marrow mmmmmmmmmm good.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dondo on September 13, 2006, 04:33:03 PM
I'll take a slice of cousin Ted
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 13, 2006, 05:03:29 PM
To celebrate my 50th post in these forums, I decided to post this picture of Mike Nelson himself washing a co-worker's car..

The picture was ripped from this video: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7531227357279786390&q=Mike+Nelson&hl=en

Sorry, Mike, I couldnt resist!

Riffers at the ready! Aaaaand START!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/Avesfox/mikewashcar.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 13, 2006, 07:43:07 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/Avesfox/mikewashcar.jpg)

Sorry, Mike, I couldnt resist!

Riffers at the ready! Aaaaand START!

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAHHHH!!!    

(Mike casually glances up from his washing duties)

Riffers:  Hi Mike!  It was too good to resist ... You can all come out now, show's over!

Mike:  Oh.  Was it you guys who made that god-awful sound?

Riffers:  That was us!  We also do bird calls!

AvesFoxy:  The bright idea of pulling a practical joke, and getting your reaction, that was my idea ...I'm afraid we got more reaction that we bargained for.  We won't use the still photo of you, wringing out a sponge and registering faint interest.  That's a promise.  Are we forgiven?

(Just wanted to add a little MST redux flavor, courtesy Track of the Moon Beast.  Carry on. :) )
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 13, 2006, 07:49:51 PM
**snigger** good one!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 14, 2006, 08:17:30 AM
Work'n at the CAAARR WAAAAAAAAASH!

Car wash, yeah.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 14, 2006, 10:09:52 AM
one day this car might be a lamborghini if i can just get my clique elevated above cult status then your fine. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 14, 2006, 12:26:30 PM
O'Connor recovered from his Dalton-induced injuries, and thereafter worked as a  handyman for the new town kingpin, Tinker, washing his Honda Civic every weekend and cleaning its interior of all Hardee's wrappers, soiled gym shorts, and half-eaten potato cakes.

And JC Penney never came to Jasper.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 15, 2006, 12:38:14 AM
Tarantulas has donated two more pictures to the Riff Photo thread, here be one of them!

and thanks, Tarantulas!

(http://www.foxfiles.net/8487_formatted_blackandwhite5rd.gif)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 15, 2006, 05:15:23 AM
After working up close with these actors, Busby Berkeley rushed to develop his own unique style of mid and long shots.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on September 15, 2006, 06:38:43 AM
Somebody filmed the audience during the premiere of Phantom Menace?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 15, 2006, 06:49:38 AM
"Those guys are wearing more eyeliner than Marilyn Manson, Alice Cooper, and Tammy Fay Baker combined!"

"You gotta give it to these guys, no one does creepy like silent film actors"

"These NIN videos keep getting stranger and stranger"

- Also, does anyone know what film this is from? :)

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 15, 2006, 06:59:53 AM
I don't know why but I have the sudden urge to...to....

GALILEO GALILEO GALILEO!


But why?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on September 15, 2006, 09:15:20 AM
It's from Metropolis, when they are all staring at the robot stripper... That's not a riff, it's just what it is.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dondo on September 15, 2006, 09:47:41 AM
Night of the Living Tenors
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on September 15, 2006, 10:16:39 AM
(http://www.foxfiles.net/8487_formatted_blackandwhite5rd.gif)

Night of the Living Tenors
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on September 15, 2006, 10:17:00 AM
This is what happens when you sit too close to the screen during the third act of Monster's Ball.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 15, 2006, 10:19:17 AM
Thats REALLY what a girl looks like????  Disgusting!!!!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: La De Da on September 15, 2006, 10:21:19 AM
That guy in the back left looks like me when I was kid and my foot got ran by a car.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jedi2187 on September 15, 2006, 10:26:32 AM
"It was another brain-drain fest in Tinseltown as critics drag themselves outside zombie-like from the premeire of yet another failed Tom Cruise flick."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 15, 2006, 12:41:46 PM
next: (again from spider boy)
(http://www.foxfiles.net/LaDolceVita-Frankie.gif)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 15, 2006, 12:52:41 PM
how siegfreid met roy
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jedi2187 on September 15, 2006, 01:13:54 PM
the declining years of Justin Timberlake.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SaucyRossy on September 15, 2006, 01:15:05 PM
"Rarrrrr! Hmmmm....you.....look so tasty!"

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 15, 2006, 05:36:06 PM
Do a little dance! Make a little love!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 15, 2006, 05:39:45 PM
Wow, Scott Weiland sure has let himself go since Stone Temple Pilots.

<esoteric> Didn't this guy do the choreography for "Fire Walk With Me"?  </esoteric> :)

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 16, 2006, 02:52:56 AM
Quote
Didn't this guy do the choreography for "Fire Walk With Me"?

Thank you for that. :D

Gotta love Twin Peaks...

Where the hell is Season 2?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: ScottotD on September 16, 2006, 03:03:24 AM
Jerry Lee Lewis had some trouble adapting to the Amish lifestyle.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on September 16, 2006, 04:29:07 AM
Wow. The only known footage of Abraham Lincoln is not at all flattering.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 16, 2006, 04:48:56 AM
for my 100th post on these forums, I decided to steal the following image from another thread...

yep.. Hobgoblins II

I was almost tempted to do another Mike Nelson picture, but sinse the last one was kind of hard to riff, I figured against it...

Anyway, here be the next photo:
(http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n50/Tooplex/16333341_l.jpg)

Oh, and Tooplex, hope you dont mind, I see it's directly from your Photobucket gallery...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 16, 2006, 07:57:26 AM
I'm sorry but after staring blankly at this picture for minutes I'm constantly reminded of the horror that is the Hobgoblin movie and immediatly all joy in my body gets leeched out.

This is like riffing a picture of the holocaust.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 16, 2006, 10:41:47 AM
"Everytime I ride on this bus I always get some crying baby, or a jackass that bring on some furry little do-dads that can make your dreams come true and then kill you.  STUPID JERKS!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 16, 2006, 10:54:56 PM
"you likem? `i got em free at the pound.  i think ill teach him how to ruin careers for a dog biscuit."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 17, 2006, 12:10:31 PM
Next photo:
(http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/2033.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 17, 2006, 08:12:37 PM
The picture seems overexposed, care to try posting it again? ;)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 17, 2006, 08:29:10 PM
Arrgh! they must've removed it or something... stupid picture hosts!

ah well.. here's a good one!

(http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/trek/mudds_passion/mudds_passion_spock_messiah.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SaucyRossy on September 17, 2006, 08:31:10 PM
"Look it's David Bowie doing cos play!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 17, 2006, 10:01:57 PM
Star Trek novels? BULLSHIT, CAPTAIN!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: MoralThreat on September 17, 2006, 10:14:51 PM
Corgi Star Trek?  Is this like little dogs in space? 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on September 18, 2006, 12:41:33 AM
That hand gesture is Vulcan for "Up yours, douchebag."

No, really, look it up. Vulcans are big gesticulators.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: ScottotD on September 18, 2006, 06:09:48 AM
Live long and look FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 18, 2006, 08:12:16 AM
Looks more like the SHOCK messiah...hehehe....

You'd think the messiah would have the decency to fully cloth himself...you know, beside the head wings...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: MoralThreat on September 18, 2006, 08:28:33 AM
I just want to know why he's grabbing his boob.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 18, 2006, 08:55:48 AM
The Vulcan neck pinch: Not just for necks anymore!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 18, 2006, 09:00:24 AM
"I am NOT Spock.  No wait...  I am Spock."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 18, 2006, 09:17:41 AM
the next image, thanks to Spidey:
(http://www.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2006/sep/17/8718_orig_asiansurilo_copy_1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 18, 2006, 09:19:30 AM
Suri-chan, you look like Elvis-sama!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: MoralThreat on September 18, 2006, 09:43:06 AM
So Elvis was kidnapped by a UFO, changed into a baby, and sent back to feudal Japan?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jedi2187 on September 18, 2006, 10:00:28 AM
A young John Belushi is cradled by his parents.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on September 18, 2006, 10:52:19 AM
Sadly, little Suri inherits both her mother's crooked smile and her father's messed up teeth.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Hugo on September 18, 2006, 12:33:24 PM
Little Andrew Dice Clay is mistakenly dropped off in Japan after the aliens completed their experiments on him.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 18, 2006, 01:03:22 PM
Aw look how cute, Daddy's hair shifted exposing his soft blue underskin...

Why the HELL is Tom turning into a "Wirwulf"? "This is absolutely fascinating..."

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 18, 2006, 09:37:04 PM
elvis's subconcious, im scared.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 18, 2006, 10:10:01 PM
Suri Cruise in "Madame Bat-Shit Insane-Fly"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 18, 2006, 10:11:56 PM
Next Image (submited by Spidey Boy again)
(http://www.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2006/sep/17/8740_orig_astro_20bird.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on September 18, 2006, 10:15:10 PM
The Eagle has landed!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SaucyRossy on September 18, 2006, 10:20:26 PM
"Honey the new George foreman is NOT working! Susies pet bird is still alive. I think you should return it!"

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 18, 2006, 11:27:30 PM
The Eagle has.... gotten himself stuck in a garbage container. (I know it's not an eagle so don't bother :D)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 18, 2006, 11:51:20 PM
"Polly wants some more air holes.. SQWAK!"

"These anime mech shows get weirder all the time"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on September 19, 2006, 12:26:13 AM
"My fellow Americans, may I present Mr. Squawkers, the first parrot in space!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on September 19, 2006, 05:03:32 AM
"People will throw away anything."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 19, 2006, 06:40:17 AM
hes the cousteau of the bird world.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 19, 2006, 05:46:02 PM
for my 150th post on these forums, I decided to use my digital talent to piece together our next photo...

Should be interesting for the riffing:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/Avesfox/mikenelsadillo.jpg)

I also included a few simple riffs of my own in there.. dont mind that, it was an attempt to make Mike and his office crew laugh at my work...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 19, 2006, 06:00:42 PM
Richard Thomas Nelson could generally abide by the simple customary dress of the Puritan community -- save for his blue terrycloth bathrobe with smart matching headband and feather!  Unwilling to part with the treasured garments, he one day exiled himself most gaily.

::bittersweet flute music::
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on September 19, 2006, 07:26:20 PM
A behind the scenes photo during the recording of The Adventures of Edward the Less.  Mike likes to get into character.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 19, 2006, 07:33:52 PM
"Old Mike Bombadil is a merry fellow / Bright blue his jacket is and his boots are yellow / None has ever caught him yet, for Mike he is the master / His songs are stronger songs and his feet are faster."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on September 19, 2006, 07:46:10 PM
I almost cried when they cut Tom from the film.  Sorry.  I know this is a place for laughter and cheer but it still makes me sad.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 19, 2006, 10:37:47 PM
Just let me don my flame proof suit... <ZIP>

Bombadil was sort of a throw away character anyway.. as was the tomb wraith stuff.  It would have slowed the opening for the film (like the 20 min intro to Hobbits that Jackson took out of the first movie, only to put back in with the SE).  Get them on their way to find Aragorn and get the story started.

(in case you're not a Tolken nerd)

Bombadil was thrown in the first book for Tolken's kids anyway since he wrote short stories about him and he was sort of a family favorite.

But everyone has their own opinions...  I didn't understand the whole thing of the intro in the first movie where they laid down the whole history of the rings in one big clump rather than spread it out.. but hey, its Hollywood (or whatever the New Zealand equiv is)

I like the stuff people trying and convince you that Bombadil was the Witch King... now those were good Usenet posts like 10+ years ago.

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SaucyRossy on September 19, 2006, 10:42:45 PM
well if the hobbit gets made....we may see ole' Tom Bombaldi brought to life on the big screen yet!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 19, 2006, 10:44:18 PM
Bombadil isn't in "The Hobbit"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on September 19, 2006, 10:46:59 PM
Oh I agree with you.  From a film standpoint it wouldn't make any sense to put him in.  Too much time wasted.  But it doesn't make sense to end the last film as they did, again, too much time wasted.

There's just something about a person with yellow boots that can kick ass that is so lovable to me.  One of the only beings that isn't affected by the one ring, and he wears yellow boots. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 19, 2006, 10:55:06 PM
Not to turn this into Tolken Nerd-fest 2006, but...

I found myself thinking in the theater "Just on the DAMN BOAT!"

I think the reason that he couldn't fall under the rings influence is that his "leaf" was of a higher quality that everyone elses.

Pssst!  He got it from the cool Hobbit dude who wants you to hang out on bean bag chairs and listen to some stuff he "just put down on the 4-track, man".

But seriously, why didn't anyone think to just strap Frodo to one of those Eagles and just fly over and throw it in?

I call it "The 20 minute LOTR"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SaucyRossy on September 19, 2006, 10:56:26 PM
Bombadil isn't in "The Hobbit"

Have you ever read The Adventures of Tom Bombadil?

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 19, 2006, 11:09:11 PM
Quote
Have you ever read The Adventures of Tom Bombadil?

Parts.. at least like the 2 or 3 poems that actualy deal with Tom.  But it is a seperate work than "The Hobbit"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: JonnyFrag on September 20, 2006, 09:30:41 AM
(http://notheater.org/what1.jpg)
Time to get the thread going again....here's one
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 20, 2006, 09:38:46 AM
Quote
(http://notheater.org/what1.jpg)

"Who does a KISS theme for prom these days?"

"Kelly Osborne finaly got married it seems."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 20, 2006, 10:03:29 AM
When Marilin Manson becomes president of the United States, all freaks of nature will finally have marriage rights.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SaucyRossy on September 20, 2006, 10:43:31 AM
Guy
"I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real."

Girl
"I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: MoralThreat on September 20, 2006, 11:05:12 AM
I can't believe he looks better in make up then I do.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 20, 2006, 11:08:25 AM
It looks like his earphones are plugged into some kind of ancient portable 8-track player...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 20, 2006, 07:22:22 PM
what happened to al gore and tipper after the 2001 election fiasco.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 21, 2006, 07:02:43 AM
Next picture:
(http://members.optusnet.com.au/evilpundit/blog/images/aragorn-kitten.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on September 21, 2006, 07:48:14 AM
What's Vigo doing with his left arm?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: JonnyFrag on September 21, 2006, 07:56:51 AM
Lord of the Rings: Special Crazy Cat Lady Edition


now I have to buy it for the 17th time
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: JonnyFrag on September 21, 2006, 08:01:42 AM
The 'Hang in there baby' poster people led the offensive against the 'You want it when?' poster people in the Great Annoying Office Signs Battle at Beydon Hill.

Of course, history tells up that the Motivational Word poster faction seized power and many were forced into focus group meetings and writing vision statements.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 21, 2006, 08:03:32 AM
I'm not sure I like the way they've updated He-Man.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 21, 2006, 10:09:42 AM
"And so it was that with a great valiance that the mighthy warrior rode his faithful pussycat into battle..."

Pure Tolkien right there.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SmilinJackRoss on September 21, 2006, 10:18:37 AM
Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to Aragorn, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". He said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jedi2187 on September 21, 2006, 10:30:01 AM
"It's Toonsis, the Hobbit-eating cat!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on September 21, 2006, 10:57:52 AM
New Line Entertainment
and
Walt Disney Pictures
present
Viggo Mortensen
in
The Lord Of The Rings
Episode 4
The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: MoralThreat on September 21, 2006, 12:40:55 PM
Hey my avatar!!


Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 21, 2006, 02:21:06 PM
i dunno i just dont seem to remember a big man sized cat in the book mr jackson.

screw it were rolling anyways.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 21, 2006, 02:32:27 PM
Quote
(http://members.optusnet.com.au/evilpundit/blog/images/aragorn-kitten.jpg)

"I guess the YTMND guys took the Happy Cat thing pretty seriously..."

"Yeah, the CGI is a little weak on those Wargs"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on September 21, 2006, 02:36:34 PM
I HAVE THE POWEEEEEER!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: 540 on September 22, 2006, 04:24:16 AM
It's going to take a LOT of masturbating to kill that cat.




(Refrencing this pic, in case you haven't seen it.)
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n174/mjedah/every20time20you20masturbate20god20.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 22, 2006, 05:57:28 AM
Hard to riff on a joke...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 22, 2006, 06:34:32 AM
it's also hard to find a good funny picture without the little text.. so I give our newcomer a slight bit of credit... you may just have to ignore the text on the image and riff the picture alone as is..

"When granma's brownies go bad! The Movie"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Slab Bulkhead on September 22, 2006, 07:05:56 AM
Bad Catnip Trip - Kittens don't let this happen to YOU! Just say MEOW!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on September 22, 2006, 09:52:11 AM
Calm down.  He's not posting a new picture, just explaining his joke. You're like wild animals, any picture you see you immediately riff it apart.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 22, 2006, 10:02:18 AM
Calm down.  He's not posting a new picture, just explaining his joke. You're like wild animals, any picture you see you immediately riff it apart.

that's the point of this thread -_o

and I wasnt ripping the poor guy apart, I was excusing the error that the image had text

anyway, carry on!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: 540 on September 22, 2006, 12:36:37 PM
Sorry about the confusion, I was just posting the pic so that everyone could see what I was talking about. I didn't want everyone to think that I was going to masturbate the cat until he died. Then I'd go down on the forums as the guy who likes cats WAAAY to much. Which I don't.

So yeah, sorry about that.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 22, 2006, 12:38:07 PM
Uh.. I dont think any of us were thinking that at all...

we were just playing along, dude
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on September 22, 2006, 01:55:36 PM
Uh.. I dont think any of us were thinking that at all...

we were just playing along, dude

Nobody was thinking that at ALL!

...Until now. :^)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: 540 on September 22, 2006, 05:47:34 PM
Doh!

Oh well. LoL.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 22, 2006, 07:56:17 PM
in the words of my hero the wise mad hattter
 
"NEW CUP, NEW CUP MOVE DOWN, MOVE DOWN!!!!!"

 and to those of you who dont understand alice, its time for a new picture.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: 540 on September 22, 2006, 08:35:33 PM
Here's one.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y266/professionalwannabe/originalwillywonka.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: ScottotD on September 22, 2006, 08:57:02 PM
do not eat the brown acid.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 22, 2006, 09:55:08 PM
You take the blue pill and the story ends.
You wake in your bed and you believe
whatever you want to believe.

You take the red pill and you stay
in Wonderland, and I show you how
deep the rabbit-hole goes.

also, it tastes like snausberrys.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 22, 2006, 10:30:38 PM
Look, maw! I found the brain of America!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 22, 2006, 10:32:17 PM
Quote
Look, maw! I found the brain of America


oooh a low blow, but funny.  so im gonna play off it.

look maw, i found the UN's courage.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 23, 2006, 03:32:08 AM
"I have the very model of a modern major molecule!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 23, 2006, 03:42:06 AM
Ah, the Seventies... a time where you could still accept pills and candy from strangers with weird hats... T'was a simpler time.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 23, 2006, 05:08:31 AM
For our next photo, we have a VERY special guest.

Ladies and Gents, please welcome Eric WallASS, the man who apposed Mike Nelson and MST

Go gentle on him now, he's new here on our *ahem* Riff Thread.. so give him.. a... warm.. welcome

[mumble] Serios sci-fi my behind! [/mumble]

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/Avesfox/EricWallASS.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 23, 2006, 09:45:52 AM
<After silence, and the sound of crickets chirping>

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Wallace, but the audience just cant seem to find anything funny about you.
(really, folks, I feel I should owe you all an apology for such an unfunny picture -_o)

So, for our next picture, (to mak up for that mistake made just now) I will like to introduce the first ever picture grouping... That's right.. three to four pictures in one post for everyone's riffing pleasure!

the rule about submitting a picture grouping is that the pictures have to all be from a special sequence, or scene.. they can not be pictures completely random from each other!

for this first Picture Group, I'd like to have a take on Cartoon Spock's secret heartfelt desires for Cartoon
Nurse Chapel

(http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/trek/mudds_passion/mudds_passion_17.jpg)

(http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/trek/mudds_passion/mudds_passion_18.jpg)

(http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/trek/mudds_passion/mudds_passion_20.jpg)

also to acompany this grouping is a bit of Audio

http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/trek/mudds_passion/mudds_passion_sweet_summary.mp3

Have at it, riffers!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 23, 2006, 10:54:47 AM
You could at least given us some time for that Wallace guy! My riff would go something like:

Well, I'm sorry Mr. Wallace but after this little meeting we have come to the conclusion that you know absolutely nothing about Sci-fi and going to request the government that you'll have your testicles removed surgically.

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 23, 2006, 11:22:55 AM
(http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/trek/mudds_passion/mudds_passion_17.jpg)

"Oh, Spock!  I see your ears aren't the only things on you that are pointy!"

(http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/trek/mudds_passion/mudds_passion_18.jpg)

"It seems the prescription I gave you for 3, 4 methylenedioxymethylamphetamine is beginning to take effect."

(http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/trek/mudds_passion/mudds_passion_20.jpg)

"Enough people have erroneously referred to me as "Dr. Spock" over the years... finding a way to use that confusion to my advantage was only logical."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 23, 2006, 11:32:03 AM
You could at least given us some time for that Wallace guy! My riff would go something like:

Well, I'm sorry Mr. Wallace but after this little meeting we have come to the conclusion that you know absolutely nothing about Sci-fi and going to request the government that you'll have your testicles removed surgically.



hehe, sorry out that

your riff was funny, still

carry on!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 23, 2006, 06:37:00 PM
Mr. Spock in "So.. SO Wrong..."

(http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/trek/mudds_passion/mudds_passion_17.jpg)

Sit on my lap little girl college age girl!

(http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/trek/mudds_passion/mudds_passion_18.jpg)

Breathe deeply from this ether soaked hanky...

(http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/trek/mudds_passion/mudds_passion_20.jpg)

God I love date rape!


Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 23, 2006, 06:42:06 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/Avesfox/EricWallASS.jpg)

What exactly did this guy have to lie about on his SAG form to get a "screenwriter" credit?

It's cute.. he's against something he dosen't like because it calls out what he does..
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 24, 2006, 11:59:41 PM
Next pic, I guess?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on September 25, 2006, 06:57:57 AM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y266/professionalwannabe/originalwillywonka.jpg)

"Alright, which one of you little orange-faced bastards keeps sticking gum under my desk?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 25, 2006, 07:05:38 AM
Hey!  I found your brain, Mr. President!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on September 25, 2006, 07:12:32 AM
Gene Wilder was the most unsual crack dealer Richard Pryor had ever encountered.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 25, 2006, 09:45:40 AM
"What Slugworth wouldn't give to get his hands on one of these...! 
...And what I wouldn't give to get my hands on Slugworth...mmm...."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 25, 2006, 03:19:08 PM
'Touch this, and I'll murder you. Now let's move on...'
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 25, 2006, 07:50:32 PM
he showing them all how much joy the remake of this movie will bring the world.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 25, 2006, 09:32:43 PM
Lets bump this game up...

NEW RULES:  You must come up with a riff for BOTH pictures... Simple enough right?


(http://www.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2006/sep/21/8921_orig_katamari.jpg)

"The new VR Katamari Damacy game is pretty darn good"

(http://www.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2006/sep/20/8878_orig_catinductiontank.jpg)

"You must milk the cat daily as that it produces the antidote to the poison coursing through your veins...."

NOTE:  Be sure to quote this when it rolls over to a new page.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 25, 2006, 09:34:20 PM
think that's funny.. you should see him when the wind picks up
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on September 26, 2006, 02:13:53 AM
(http://www.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2006/sep/21/8921_orig_katamari.jpg)

"Wait 'til I get my hands on my little brother and teach him a lesson for messing with the Krazy Glue!"

(http://www.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2006/sep/20/8878_orig_catinductiontank.jpg)

"Yeah, I got tired of feeding it and cleaning out its litter box, so I decided to solve both problems..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on September 26, 2006, 04:47:43 AM
(http://www.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2006/sep/20/8878_orig_catinductiontank.jpg)

"This is your last chance, Missy. After this, there is no turning back.

You take the blue tube -- the story ends, you wake up in your litterbox with a catnip hangover and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red tube -- you stay in Meowmeowland and I show you in which cabinet all the treats are kept."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on September 26, 2006, 07:56:13 AM
"I've heard of Tank Cat, but this is rediculous"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on September 26, 2006, 09:11:02 AM
(http://www.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2006/sep/21/8921_orig_katamari.jpg)
The Horror at Inflateables Beach!

(http://www.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2006/sep/20/8878_orig_catinductiontank.jpg)
The King and Queen of Cheese is at it again! CATCHEESE!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: DeevFactor on September 26, 2006, 10:09:48 AM
Quote
(http://www.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2006/sep/21/8921_orig_katamari.jpg)

What ballpark vendors do during their day at the beach.

Quote
(http://www.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2006/sep/20/8878_orig_catinductiontank.jpg)

The Japanese are experimenting with enlarging harmless pets yet again!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on September 26, 2006, 10:11:42 AM

(http://www.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2006/sep/21/8921_orig_katamari.jpg)

Little Jesse was very afraid of drowning.


(http://www.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2006/sep/20/8878_orig_catinductiontank.jpg)

Introducing the new way to power your car: The Cattery!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on September 28, 2006, 08:52:34 AM
sorry about the lack of photos, folks... I'm not yet ready to let this thread die (it was my birth on these forums after all) so here's the next two photos for riffing:

(http://www.agonybooth.com/zardoz/cap061.jpg)

(http://www.agonybooth.com/zardoz/cap600.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SmilinJackRoss on September 28, 2006, 08:56:51 AM
(http://www.agonybooth.com/zardoz/cap061.jpg)

Yeah, they do feel real....

(http://www.agonybooth.com/zardoz/cap600.jpg)

This book will show you that wearing your pants on your head is not only comfortable, it's great for your circulation, helps fight gum disease, and is stylish too.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: David on September 28, 2006, 09:58:12 AM
1. Get back in my speedos, you two!

2. Pay no attention to the man behind the silly moustache.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Ivan Druzhkov on September 28, 2006, 10:43:48 AM
(http://www.agonybooth.com/zardoz/cap061.jpg)
Ah, my dry cleaning's done!

(http://www.agonybooth.com/zardoz/cap600.jpg)
[hushed, Servoian tone]Welcome to "Reading With Conceptual Artists".  Today, ultra-progressive Manhattan video artist "6 fresh" reads the L. Frank Baum classic, "The Wizard of Oz".[/hushed, Servoian tone]
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Fingal on September 28, 2006, 12:40:06 PM

(http://www.agonybooth.com/zardoz/cap061.jpg)

Vulvan mind meld my ass..where the hell is my ice pick?

(http://www.agonybooth.com/zardoz/cap600.jpg)

Sean Penn in:  I am Sam 2: Book time for Hubris
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on September 28, 2006, 01:01:07 PM
(http://www.agonybooth.com/zardoz/cap061.jpg)
"Ugh! Now I've got to wash my hand after it's been in that thing!"

(http://www.agonybooth.com/zardoz/cap600.jpg)
"I've been saying 'Cheese' for over an hour. When are you going to take the picture so I can stop holding this thing?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 28, 2006, 08:33:02 PM
1:  the worlds first boy in a bubble sumo match

2:  my book "so you want to be a drifter" is not only informational it also only costs two shopping carts full of used cans.  I dont know how i could make this deal any lower.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on October 01, 2006, 11:15:28 AM
Next photo, in courtesy of Trantulas

CAROT TOP!

(http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/carrot_top_buff2.JPG)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on October 01, 2006, 12:01:01 PM
He's changed his name to "CaROID Top"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: canzona on October 01, 2006, 12:21:21 PM
Next photo, in courtesy of Trantulas

CAROT TOP!

(http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/carrot_top_buff2.JPG)

Now we know the carpet matches the drapes. Now that you've seen it, you can't unsee it.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 01, 2006, 03:12:48 PM
uh, i guess he is planning his revenge on mr nelson for all the slams he has received.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bipolar:Bear on October 01, 2006, 04:23:47 PM
Ladies and Gentelmen, welome to the prop comic face off!
In this corner we have Joel "Mstiefier"" Hodgson.
And in this corner we have ... well, I don't know what that is!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on October 01, 2006, 04:28:25 PM
Ladies and Gentelmen, welome to the prop comic face off!
In this corner we have Joel "Mstiefier"" Hodgson.
And in this corner we have ... well, I don't know what that is!

ZING!

XD
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Road_Element on October 01, 2006, 04:37:00 PM
Next photo, in courtesy of Trantulas

CAROT TOP!

(http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/carrot_top_buff2.JPG)

Mr Carot Top working out for his next Stand-up competition. Where he will literally crush his appointees.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bipolar:Bear on October 01, 2006, 05:51:49 PM
A stoned Carrot Top poses for Time Magazine's "Man of the Year" Award.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on October 01, 2006, 06:28:04 PM
His full name is actually Carrottop Beefmiddle Brothbottom, or Stew for short.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on October 01, 2006, 09:28:31 PM
Hey if YOU were Carrot Top, you'd have to beef up too!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bipolar:Bear on October 01, 2006, 09:59:27 PM
I finally figured it out (Dur-hey!)  Have at it.
(http://www.animationusa.com/picts/nkpict/choke.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on October 01, 2006, 10:01:27 PM
No,my friend.. the thread isnt just for movies, its for any photo that you find riffable.. cartoons, current events, tv shows, Mike washing cars, you name it!

your picture isnt working btw..  =P
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on October 02, 2006, 01:39:57 PM
(http://www.animationusa.com/picts/nkpict/choke.jpg)

Stimpy's just acting out the fantasy of every human who's ever been near a chihuahua.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on October 02, 2006, 01:48:12 PM
I shall call you Georgie! I'll take you home, pet you, comb you, feed you, play dolly with you, hug you, squeeze you, and call you Georgie!

Georgie?

Why Georgie not talking to me?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bipolar:Bear on October 02, 2006, 01:49:46 PM
Once again, Stimpy confuses Ren for a pez candy dispenser.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on October 02, 2006, 01:52:40 PM
(http://www.animationusa.com/picts/nkpict/choke.jpg)

"Spike TV's putting us back on the air?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on October 02, 2006, 02:00:35 PM
Worst. Toothpaste. EVAR.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 02, 2006, 02:11:59 PM
new from staples, the stress chihuahua. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on October 03, 2006, 06:59:26 PM
When Ren goes to the toilet, he frequently chokes the chicken.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on October 03, 2006, 09:01:20 PM
next pic:
(http://www.ycdtotv.de/img99/a83b_47.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bipolar:Bear on October 03, 2006, 09:14:16 PM
The result of Slimer having too many burritos, or too many booze?  You decide.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 03, 2006, 09:17:09 PM
ashton meets linda :)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on October 03, 2006, 09:21:26 PM
Ah, that brings back memories.  We sure were easily amused...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on October 03, 2006, 11:15:26 PM
The dangers of being a professional Ragweed juggler.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bipolar:Bear on October 03, 2006, 11:23:13 PM
(http://www.ycdtotv.de/img99/a83b_47.jpg)

Gee. I've never been that happy to have crap fall on my head.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on October 05, 2006, 12:03:16 AM
(http://www.ycdtotv.de/img99/a83b_47.jpg)
I fear no slime, for my hair helmet shall protect me!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: JonnyFrag on October 05, 2006, 01:36:04 PM
Achoo!

Bless you Alanis!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bipolar:Bear on October 05, 2006, 02:00:06 PM
Enjoy...
(http://www.jaie.co.uk/galleries/futurama/images/ea_1_b.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on October 05, 2006, 02:03:46 PM
Sweet jumping Zombie Jesus!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bipolar:Bear on October 05, 2006, 02:08:54 PM
(http://www.jaie.co.uk/galleries/futurama/images/ea_1_b.jpg)

"Behold!  As I walk on boiling water!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on October 05, 2006, 04:05:11 PM
Zoidberg took over from Topol as the 'Fiddler on the Roof' for the stage adaptation.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 06, 2006, 06:33:31 AM
 screen shot from dr z's try out for simba in the stage play of the lion king, he was of course, booed of stage.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: David on October 06, 2006, 08:26:35 AM
In an attempt to reach out to H.P. Lovecraft fans, the church creates an alternate rendition of Jesus...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on October 06, 2006, 08:37:22 AM
Oooh holy craaaab...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bipolar:Bear on October 06, 2006, 11:03:56 AM
(http://www.jaie.co.uk/galleries/futurama/images/ea_1_b.jpg)

"Behold!  As I turn water into drawn butter"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on October 06, 2006, 04:30:37 PM
Next pic...
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/boyanddog/boyanddog6.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on October 06, 2006, 04:52:01 PM
Jason Robards and wife unsuccessfully audition for Memoirs of a Geisha.

(screencap from A Boy and his Dog, I believe?)

Edited because "Doy" isn't "Dog".
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Cibernético II on October 06, 2006, 06:06:00 PM
Mr. and Mrs. Beaulieu settle in for the night with an episode of America's Funniest Videos.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 07, 2006, 12:11:26 PM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/boyanddog/boyanddog6.jpg)

"Are, you kidding??!! We Love Jello!!"

I could have made a really really dirty joke involving the woman but opted against it.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on October 07, 2006, 12:20:06 PM
White people in white face, yet, some how I'm still offended. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bipolar:Bear on October 07, 2006, 12:22:01 PM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/boyanddog/boyanddog6.jpg)
The heavily medicated couple had no idea the screen was blank.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on October 09, 2006, 04:28:20 AM
Next image:
(http://www.wendolonia.com/bm/flying_saucer.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on October 09, 2006, 05:59:38 AM
"Area 51 is infinately less cool than I imagined."

"It sorta makes sense that the aliens would come back for Burning Man"

"Hay powered saucercraft - OF THE FUTURE!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Cibernético II on October 09, 2006, 06:31:35 AM
"AHHH! It's the Hobgoblins ship! Kill it! Kill it!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on October 09, 2006, 12:00:18 PM
This is what happens when everyone at the top of the space needle jumps at the same time...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 09, 2006, 12:08:30 PM
(http://www.wendolonia.com/bm/flying_saucer.jpg)

I knew it!

Cousin It is from outer space!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on October 09, 2006, 12:21:05 PM
Ow, E.T.... Putting a cardboard home made U.F.O. skin on Elliot's bike, does not make it any cooler.

So basically area 51 is like an abandoned carnival?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on October 09, 2006, 12:36:53 PM
*brzzt*  "GORLAK to Mothership .. come in, Mothership... Have landed on Earth as per instructions for invasion ... Where is the fleet... I repeat, where is the fleet ... over..."  *brzzzt*

...
...
...

*brzzzt* [much alien laughter] 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on October 09, 2006, 12:46:07 PM
Just to finish JDF's comment:

*brzzzt* "Screw you guys .. You guys suck .."
....
....
....

*brzzzt* "... over ..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 09, 2006, 08:46:57 PM
this is why there was no afghan air force at the beggining of the war, the taliban put all their money into failed flying saucer projects.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 10, 2006, 10:34:41 PM
(http://www.wendolonia.com/bm/flying_saucer.jpg)

So that's where Osama's been hiding for the past 5 years.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on October 11, 2006, 08:46:41 AM
The effects in the new Simpson's live action movie movie left alot to be desired.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: JonnyFrag on October 11, 2006, 09:35:30 AM
John Travolta's ship will never get him to see Xenu.

Turns out it's not funny at all when you fart in a flying saucer!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on October 11, 2006, 09:52:00 AM
Time for a new picture.

(http://www.twilightzone.org/images/newtzflm/tzmov_10.JPG)

"Yes, I had an entire clove of garlic for lunch, why do you ask?"

"If I stop freaking the fuck out, can I get a pair of those little pilots wings?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 11, 2006, 09:53:08 AM

(http://www.twilightzone.org/images/newtzflm/tzmov_10.JPG)


"Listen, pal. You've GOT to fly that plane! I don't care how drunk you are!!!!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: JonnyFrag on October 11, 2006, 09:56:09 AM
I bet you didn't grab Bill Shatner like this!

I knew I shouldn't have eaten at Taco Bell before getting onto this trans-pacific flight!

Lithgow has an ugly case of the flop sweat.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on October 11, 2006, 10:18:04 AM
The nuts... my god.... the nuts.... so stale... so darn salty!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: actionfx on October 11, 2006, 10:30:17 AM
A nasty case of the 'Snot Weasels'.  ;D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on October 11, 2006, 11:34:17 AM
Ok, so you're a sexy co pilot and I'm an naughty passenger.  Now instruct me how to fasten my seatbelt. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 11, 2006, 12:43:42 PM
(http://www.twilightzone.org/images/newtzflm/tzmov_10.JPG)

"Crap, these pills were suppose to make me hallucinate scantily clad women, not Mark Foley dressed in a pilot's uniform."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on October 11, 2006, 03:35:00 PM
Stay away from the bean dip Captain, I beg of you.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on October 11, 2006, 05:39:47 PM
OH MR. LITHGOW! I LOVED YOU ON THIRD ROCK! WOULD YOU SIGN MY BEWBS?!?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: danielle-ish on October 11, 2006, 07:29:32 PM
Is that... hair gel?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on October 15, 2006, 03:51:41 PM
Time to get this party started again

(http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/9067/tsarwarsivaf3.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on October 15, 2006, 05:01:31 PM
[Look at Luke]  You know how fast I clocked you going back there, ma'am?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on October 15, 2006, 09:35:14 PM
I love how this thread has turned into a place to just show off weird images we've found. I've got a good one I'll share soon.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 15, 2006, 10:41:47 PM
the force is the opiate of the masses
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on October 16, 2006, 04:05:46 AM
Tsar Wars was but the first in the trilogy.  It was soon followed by Stalin Strikes Back and then Return of the Bolsheviks.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 16, 2006, 07:05:18 AM
George has taken this editing thing too far.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Cibernético II on October 16, 2006, 11:03:13 AM
Rasputin: What the hell am I doing in this montage?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 16, 2006, 01:42:38 PM
(http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/9067/tsarwarsivaf3.jpg)

Wow! R2D2's Pacman impersonation is really good.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: JonnyFrag on October 16, 2006, 01:49:08 PM
With Alec Baldwin as Joseph Stalin!

Ever notice that if you put an Earl mustache on Alec, he'd be Stalin?

Now I have to write a WWII spec script just to see that happen.
I can see the meeting now:
"We wrote this part especially for you, Mr. Baldwin!"
"Great, just give him a love scene and make sure he wins in the end..."
"Uh...sure Mr Baldwin..."
'I think I might play him gay..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on October 16, 2006, 06:39:42 PM
Sweet Jebus, you're right! He's like a greasier, pudgier, scarier Stalin.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Cibernético II on October 17, 2006, 09:59:21 AM
(http://www.showreel.org/articleimages/article125rh.jpg)
.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 17, 2006, 10:09:55 AM
The Apple-scented Ray Liotta constantly frustrated his costars during his early Shakespearean theater days.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 17, 2006, 10:56:05 AM
Come on!! I pulled out your brain with a hook. I wrapped you very tight in all that cloth. I poured all that embalming liquid down your throat.

WHY WON'T YOU DIE?????  >:(
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on October 17, 2006, 08:01:34 PM
"Remember your breathing...Now push!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on October 17, 2006, 10:16:29 PM
"I told you that his home mummification kit was a bad idea!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Cap'n UKRiffer on October 18, 2006, 05:25:06 AM
Raul Julia & Meyrl Streep in 'Mummy Of The Opera'
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on October 18, 2006, 01:22:17 PM
"I WANT MORE CHEESY POOFS!"
"YOU ATE THEM ALL YOU SKANKY-MOOSE!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 18, 2006, 07:31:11 PM
is that gomez getting really really REALLY bizaarly kinky with mortisha or is it just my imagination.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on October 18, 2006, 11:48:19 PM
I've got one:

(http://pics.livejournal.com/sharktopus/pic/000018hh)
The new kid's a little weird.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Cibernético II on October 19, 2006, 10:53:20 AM
In the spirit of Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, you shouldn't remind people of good cartoons in the middle of your bad cartoon.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on October 19, 2006, 11:05:36 AM
"Don't have a cow, mother$@#*$!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Cap'n UKRiffer on October 19, 2006, 11:08:03 AM
"Stan Lee's Marvel Babies"

Baby Voice: 'Fwame on!'
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 19, 2006, 08:14:04 PM
look johnny really can swallow a pineapple. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: atomictophat on October 21, 2006, 11:09:32 PM
I figured I would add something.
(http://ironmouse.za.org.nyud.net:8090/dragon/asuka/038/023105.jpg)


Sailor Scrubbing Bubble.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Cibernético II on October 21, 2006, 11:34:12 PM
"I farted in the suit! Isn't there a release valve on this thing?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: ScottotD on October 22, 2006, 12:01:19 AM
The anime remake of 'Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin' coming this Halloween.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on October 22, 2006, 06:41:38 AM
"Violet Beauregarde: The Squeezing."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 22, 2006, 08:19:45 AM
"Violet Beauregarde: The Squeezing."

That's the first thing I thought of!!


How about this: Violet Beauregarde couldn't stop herself from trying Wonka's new gum with the Strawberrys and Cream dessert...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Shinigami on October 22, 2006, 08:55:17 AM
(http://www.public.iastate.edu/~mattwall/galactica1.jpg)

[singing along to the Lady and the Tramp song]
"We are Siamese if you please"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on October 22, 2006, 08:56:53 AM
(http://ironmouse.za.org.nyud.net:8090/dragon/asuka/038/023105.jpg)

Dolly Parton's first day doing anime
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on October 22, 2006, 08:57:32 AM
(http://www.public.iastate.edu/~mattwall/galactica1.jpg)

Is it live? Or mama-san-ex?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on October 22, 2006, 10:08:03 AM
(http://www.public.iastate.edu/~mattwall/galactica1.jpg)

Yeah, sure, but are there many copies?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on October 22, 2006, 05:57:55 PM
I figured I would add something.
(http://ironmouse.za.org.nyud.net:8090/dragon/asuka/038/023105.jpg)


Sailor Scrubbing Bubble.

Behind the scenes at the Wonka Chocolate Factory...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 22, 2006, 09:57:43 PM
(http://www.public.iastate.edu/~mattwall/galactica1.jpg)

Woody Allen's wet dream.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: torgosPizza on October 22, 2006, 11:09:55 PM
(http://www.public.iastate.edu/~mattwall/galactica1.jpg)
There are many copies but this one is mine! My copy is my best friend. It is my life!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on October 29, 2006, 07:06:06 AM
Here's one I think is fun:
(http://www.dccomics.com/media/covers/6114_400x600.jpg)
So in the DC universe kids still actually dress up for Halloween instead of just tacitly threatening to egg your house?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 29, 2006, 07:18:40 AM
(http://www.dccomics.com/media/covers/6114_400x600.jpg)


Give us corn...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on October 30, 2006, 08:40:55 AM
(http://www.dccomics.com/media/covers/6114_400x600.jpg)

So, who are you supposed to be?  Oh, wait - I've got it: Three ugly children!
FYI, you might want to talk the boys at DC into maybe, um...drawing you a mouth or something.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on October 30, 2006, 08:53:17 AM
You know these kids are nerds because they dressed as the three most obscure heroes in the DC Universe.

He probably got that Dr. Fate helmet on eBay.

"Their chances of being cool are ruined for life." - Crow T. Robot, Posture Pals
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on October 30, 2006, 09:01:29 AM
After this they're gonna go beat the crap out of the kid in the Crazy Quilt costume and steal his candy.

For those of you who might think I made up Crazy Quilt:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Crazy_Quilt_DC.jpg)
Poor Vincent Price...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on October 30, 2006, 09:07:33 AM
"Evening, ma'am -- Would you like to buy one of my friends here?"

A Booster, selling kids.  That's a switch. 

(wah wahh wahhh)

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on October 30, 2006, 09:09:07 AM
His big brother Rainbow Raider would come to help him.

(http://www.hyperborea.org/flash/images/rainbow.gif)

To no avail.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on October 30, 2006, 11:47:06 AM
(http://www.dccomics.com/media/covers/6114_400x600.jpg)

A young George and Laura Bush go trick-or-treating with Colin Powell.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 30, 2006, 01:41:18 PM
Quote
A young George and Laura Bush go trick-or-treating with Colin Powell

lol that cant be topped very nice. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on October 30, 2006, 03:07:55 PM
(http://www.dccomics.com/media/covers/6114_400x600.jpg)

"You can just inject the sugar right into our veins...."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Mr`Death on October 30, 2006, 03:35:20 PM
(http://www.dccomics.com/media/covers/6114_400x600.jpg)

Billy hoped at least one hot mom would fall for the hole-in-the-bottom trick.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Cap'n UKRiffer on October 30, 2006, 03:36:57 PM
Billy hoped at least one hot mom would fall for the hole-in-the-bottom trick.

Thats brilliant, we have a winner with that one..
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Mr`Death on October 30, 2006, 04:06:27 PM
Billy hoped at least one hot mom would fall for the hole-in-the-bottom trick.

Thats brilliant, we have a winner with that one..

Hehe. Thanks. At least the cat knew something was amiss.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on October 30, 2006, 05:13:36 PM
Billy hoped at least one hot mom would fall for the hole-in-the-bottom trick.

Thats brilliant, we have a winner with that one..

Ha ha, yeah. It's so wrong, and yet so right.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: shortstack on October 30, 2006, 06:05:01 PM
Not sure if this is as easy to riff as the other ones, but I took it this morning when I was out for a walk, because well it just seemed damned funny to me.

(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m314/megawhoosits_2006/wookieforcouncillor.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on October 30, 2006, 07:17:21 PM
"To his challenger, I suggest a new strategy:  let the Wookey win."

(just to get that one out of the way)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 30, 2006, 07:20:50 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH     WHAT A WOOKEY!!!!!!!


 ;D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on October 30, 2006, 08:26:21 PM
Not sure if this is as easy to riff as the other ones, but I took it this morning when I was out for a walk, because well it just seemed damned funny to me.

(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m314/megawhoosits_2006/wookieforcouncillor.jpg)

I don't know about him...the last job he ever had was as an extra in the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on October 30, 2006, 09:32:04 PM
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m314/megawhoosits_2006/wookieforcouncillor.jpg)

George Lucas really wanted to vote for him, but thought it would make more sense to vote for Bob Eewok.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on October 30, 2006, 09:44:05 PM
Wrestlers, actors, now fictional alien characters.  Apparently the more disconnected from reality you are, the better politician you make. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 30, 2006, 10:32:54 PM
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m314/megawhoosits_2006/wookieforcouncillor.jpg)

The only thing more dangerous than a wookey is a Canadian wookey.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Mr`Death on October 30, 2006, 11:46:44 PM
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m314/megawhoosits_2006/wookieforcouncillor.jpg)

"Your Endor."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on October 31, 2006, 05:40:57 AM
Must resist urge to poke fun at goofy Canadian word "councillor."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on October 31, 2006, 11:22:05 AM
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m314/megawhoosits_2006/wookieforcouncillor.jpg)

That poor guy.  I can't imagine how embarrassing it would be to have a ridiculous name like that.  I mean, who names their kid "Simon"?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on October 31, 2006, 11:29:49 AM
No, this is not a conehead.  This is the unaltered mug shot of a man named Chris Kemp.  Wow...I didn't know that there was an ACTUAL HUMAN BEING who looked this ugly:

(http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/Mugshot__Chris-Kemp.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on October 31, 2006, 12:01:42 PM
(http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/Mugshot__Chris-Kemp.jpg)

Jimmy Neutron really hit the skids!

(http://home.earthlink.net/~bijouxpuck/images/Fav_Web_JimmyNewtron.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on October 31, 2006, 12:07:20 PM
Yet another hapless victim of interocitor explosion.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: David on October 31, 2006, 01:24:58 PM
Conan O'Brien before makeup.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Ivan Druzhkov on October 31, 2006, 02:18:39 PM
Looks like Willem Dafoe's been shaving with the power sander again.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: shortstack on November 01, 2006, 06:29:09 AM
Here's another one that I took out in the wilds of Toronto:

(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m314/megawhoosits_2006/success_small.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 01, 2006, 08:04:00 AM
"Success IS the only option...   unless you fail...   
Crap. How about success is ONE of the only options? Huh? Huh???

 :( I'm gonna go write my concession speech."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: JonnyFrag on November 01, 2006, 08:30:21 AM
Is that a For Sale sign right behind it?
Guess success didn't work out for them.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: David on November 01, 2006, 08:42:27 AM
BLOOR COLLEGIATE FINAL EXAM

You have 30 minutes. Please do not look at your neighbor's sheet and do not begin until the proctor tells you to do so.

( ) Success
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: shortstack on November 01, 2006, 09:15:31 AM
My own caption for it:

Bloor Collegiate takes the 'zero-tolerance rule' to the next level.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on November 01, 2006, 11:46:17 AM
New pic:
(http://b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/ScannersExplodingHead.gif)
"Oh no, I think I had too much candy for Halloween...aaah!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: David on November 01, 2006, 11:54:53 AM
I tried to warn him not to watch 'Lost'...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 01, 2006, 12:03:50 PM
This is what happens to men who are forced to watch Lifetime Original Movies 24 hours a day.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on November 01, 2006, 12:20:25 PM
Actually, that bit of video is used frequently by the Catholic Church.

"This is what happens when you masturbate..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: J-Proof on November 01, 2006, 12:35:04 PM
Actually, that bit of video is used frequently by the Catholic Church.

"This is what happens when you masturbate..."
lol!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: shortstack on November 01, 2006, 01:47:05 PM
His head was too full of ooey-gooey cheese and pepperoni...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on November 01, 2006, 02:59:20 PM
I guess Dr. Forrester's Scanner Planner really DOES work.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on November 01, 2006, 05:47:12 PM
I guess Dr. Forrester's Scanner Planner really DOES work.

Wwwwwait a minute.  You can't riff on something with a reference to something that was a reference to the very thing we're riffing on!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tarantulas on November 01, 2006, 06:07:09 PM
(http://b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/ScannersExplodingHead.gif)

"Just great... someone bring in the backup Frank Oz so we can finish this scene..."

"Another victim of mixing Pop Rocks and Pepsi."

<HORRIBLE> "Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left." </HORRIBLE>
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on November 01, 2006, 06:13:09 PM
Dr. Phil really does feel your pain.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on November 01, 2006, 06:21:35 PM
David Cross finds out there will be no fourth season of Arrested Development.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: milwaukeedriver on November 01, 2006, 06:25:04 PM
This is why it took cochlear implants so long to get to market. . .
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 01, 2006, 07:14:18 PM
David Cross finds out there will be no fourth season of Arrested Development.

Nice one. He's gotta take off the Tobias mustache for good now. :'(
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: atomictophat on November 01, 2006, 08:09:38 PM
Wwwwwait a minute.  You can't riff on something with a reference to something that was a reference to the very thing we're riffing on!

(http://b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/ScannersExplodingHead.gif)

This what happens when you try to figure out that sentence.

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on November 01, 2006, 09:48:02 PM
Allright, since I'm a newbie, I'll dare to put myself on the slab for riffing.  So go ahead and RIFF MY AVATAR PHOTO:(http://mwf.actilon.com/images/pictures/discussion.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: David on November 02, 2006, 04:34:15 AM
(http://mwf.actilon.com/images/pictures/discussion.jpg)

Avatar photo intentionally shot at 4x3 so as to be made skinnier in the thumbnail.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Cap'n UKRiffer on November 02, 2006, 04:40:36 AM
(http://mwf.actilon.com/images/pictures/discussion.jpg)

Jeff Healey's new approach to playing the guitar
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on November 02, 2006, 04:48:31 AM
That's either the very best or very worst ventriloquist act ever.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on November 02, 2006, 08:00:15 AM
"Say...aren't you Denzel Washington?"

or

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL MY MOTHER!?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on November 02, 2006, 08:13:02 AM
(http://mwf.actilon.com/images/pictures/discussion.jpg)

The loneliest man in the world, shown here in his natural habitat.

(Sorry, dalty)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: shortstack on November 02, 2006, 09:22:05 AM
Freeze! Or the Gibson gets it!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on November 02, 2006, 10:20:25 AM
(http://mwf.actilon.com/images/pictures/discussion.jpg)

"Sir, I agree with your assertion that C D G E minor.  But I don't think you've considered that G C D7.  And give me back my hat."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on November 02, 2006, 11:16:44 AM
"Say...aren't you Denzel Washington?"

That is brilliantly stupid. Cheers.

Dalty, are we to assume this is you? And, if so, do you always keep a voodoo doll at the ready by the la-z-boy? That is hardcore riffing.

Dalty, poking the doll in the gut: "Curse you, Joe Don Baker!"
Joe Don, somewhere: "Ooooh, the ol' ulcer's actin' up agin."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 02, 2006, 01:22:05 PM
(http://mwf.actilon.com/images/pictures/discussion.jpg)

Timothy Leary's unknown experiment: Every third batch of Planter's Peanuts
was dipped in lysergic acid diethylamide, and sold to the public to monitor their reactions.
Dalty was one of the unfortunate ones. (Or fortunate depending on your standpoint) ;)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: milwaukeedriver on November 02, 2006, 07:09:19 PM
It's easy to win an argument against someone who can only use the first 7 letters of the alphabet.

They're probably discussing the purchase of that picture of an elf choking a bird.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on November 02, 2006, 09:36:45 PM
Andy Richter sure misses Conan.

 ;D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Mr`Death on November 02, 2006, 09:50:23 PM
(http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/Mugshot__Chris-Kemp.jpg)

This Island Earth's last living castmember
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Mr`Death on November 02, 2006, 09:51:25 PM
New pic:
(http://b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/ScannersExplodingHead.gif)

Back, and to the left ...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Mr`Death on November 02, 2006, 09:52:36 PM
New pic:
(http://b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/ScannersExplodingHead.gif)

Back, and to the left ...

Tarantulas beat me to that joke. Sorry. And sorry to my friends and family for thinking like Tarantulas.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Mr`Death on November 02, 2006, 09:53:50 PM
PHOTO:(http://mwf.actilon.com/images/pictures/discussion.jpg)

Like a flash, El Kabong had spontaneously combusted
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on November 02, 2006, 09:54:31 PM
Back, and to the left ...

...and to the front, and to the right, and to the top, and to the...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Mr`Death on November 02, 2006, 09:59:25 PM
New pic:
(http://b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/ScannersExplodingHead.gif)

If only kids knew the true agony Bill faced every time he would transform into the Kool-Aid Man.

(to make up for "The Tarantulas Incident")

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on November 02, 2006, 10:16:16 PM
Give this one a shot.

(http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020801/175810__signs_l.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: atomictophat on November 02, 2006, 10:59:23 PM
Give this one a shot.

(http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020801/175810__signs_l.jpg)

There's a fire in my pants!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on November 02, 2006, 11:01:42 PM
Give this one a shot.

(http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020801/175810__signs_l.jpg)

Elliot still glows in the dark after all these years... DAM YOU ET!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on November 03, 2006, 12:14:11 AM
Mel Gibson IS Goldmember!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Cap'n UKRiffer on November 03, 2006, 02:55:55 AM
"Im hunting wabbits"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on November 03, 2006, 04:34:33 AM
Hmm...I didn't even know that Mel Gibson LIKED Star Wars.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on November 03, 2006, 04:52:54 AM
In David Cronenberg's Glow Worm, a botched experiment causes a scientist's DNA to become irrevocably crossed with a children's toy.

...

Neighboring farmers say that Gibson wanders around at all hours of the night in his sugartits field.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: eegah on November 03, 2006, 05:00:36 AM
Give this one a shot.

(http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020801/175810__signs_l.jpg)

Mel has secretly replaced his rod with a plutonium rod. Let's see if anyone can tell the difference!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: shortstack on November 03, 2006, 05:27:29 AM
Give this one a shot.

(http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020801/175810__signs_l.jpg)

*banjo music*
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 03, 2006, 05:40:39 AM
Give this one a shot.

(http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020801/175810__signs_l.jpg)


Mel says he's given up drinking, but...

[Mel]
Gotta make more liquid gold!!!
[/Mel]
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Shinigami on November 03, 2006, 07:19:04 AM
Give this one a shot.

(http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020801/175810__signs_l.jpg)

There's Jews out here, i just know it.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on November 03, 2006, 07:38:04 AM

(http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020801/175810__signs_l.jpg)

"Hey baby, check out my 'lethal weapon'".
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on November 03, 2006, 08:05:31 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020801/175810__signs_l.jpg)

"Hurry up, Tinkerbell. I think someone's coming."

Was mine the dirtiest?  I think it was.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on November 03, 2006, 10:00:08 AM
I'd say yes.  ;D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 03, 2006, 10:09:26 AM
(http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020801/175810__signs_l.jpg)

Mel showing the sugar t*ts officer his sugar batch.

or

"Swing away Merrill."
CUT! Mel, tuck it back in!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: JonnyFrag on November 03, 2006, 02:13:05 PM
It was then that Mel was 'touched by an angel."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on November 03, 2006, 02:14:24 PM
Hmmmm, my picture won't show. Oh, well.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on November 03, 2006, 02:52:58 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020801/175810__signs_l.jpg)

I'd always heard that about Mel's area, but I never believed it until now.

OR

It's important to get a prostate exam, but you can still feel the aftereffects for hours afterwards.

OR

o/Shine little glow-worm, glimmer, glimmer o/
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 03, 2006, 03:01:49 PM
(http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020801/175810__signs_l.jpg)

After all the oil is gone, our next exploited energy source will be Mel's Nuclear Crotch Reactor (MNCR). ::)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: eegah on November 03, 2006, 09:02:36 PM
It was then that Mel was 'touched by an angel."

LOL!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on November 03, 2006, 09:56:32 PM
For the record, that's Dane Cook and Charlize Theron.

(http://www.iwatchstuff.com/archives/ctheron_dcook_kiss2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 03, 2006, 10:02:36 PM
For the record, that's Dane Cook and Charlize Theron.

(http://www.iwatchstuff.com/archives/ctheron_dcook_kiss2.jpg)

For one infintecimal second, Dane Cook tasted God.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on November 03, 2006, 11:48:25 PM
"That looks ter be a speckled brown snake, ma'am.  Iffen ya hold still, I kin suck the piezin' out."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on November 04, 2006, 12:47:38 AM
(http://www.iwatchstuff.com/archives/ctheron_dcook_kiss2.jpg)

Someone's gotta get this one outta the way.

"That's the most realistic blowup doll I've ever seen!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 04, 2006, 07:46:04 AM
(http://www.iwatchstuff.com/archives/ctheron_dcook_kiss2.jpg)

Someone's gotta get this one outta the way.

"That's the most realistic blowup doll I've ever seen!"

Totally. I wonder where Charlize bought it?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Natureboy on November 04, 2006, 08:02:51 AM
(http://www.iwatchstuff.com/archives/ctheron_dcook_kiss2.jpg)

Dane:  "OK Leno, to make this train work, do this behind me.......
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Rufus T on November 04, 2006, 08:30:04 AM
(http://www.iwatchstuff.com/archives/ctheron_dcook_kiss2.jpg)

Sorry Dane. There's no amount of ass kissing in the world that will get Charlize to star in "Employee of the Month".
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on November 04, 2006, 09:13:54 AM

(http://www.iwatchstuff.com/archives/ctheron_dcook_kiss2.jpg)

Of course, to get different notes, he has to cover her nostrils...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Mr`Death on November 04, 2006, 10:02:53 AM
(http://www.iwatchstuff.com/archives/ctheron_dcook_kiss2.jpg)

She just couldn't resist a man in a Fruit Roll-Up jacket
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on November 04, 2006, 10:24:50 AM
(http://www.iwatchstuff.com/archives/ctheron_dcook_kiss2.jpg)

Dane had fallen right into her trap.  She delivered her roundhouse kick to the face with deadly precision.  Mr. Cook never regained consciousness and died at the scene.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on November 04, 2006, 12:11:08 PM
(http://www.iwatchstuff.com/archives/ctheron_dcook_kiss2.jpg)

Maybe this is what Mike saw on TV that horrified him.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on November 04, 2006, 01:24:45 PM
(http://www.iwatchstuff.com/archives/ctheron_dcook_kiss2.jpg)

Definitive proof that Dane Cook sucks ass.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 04, 2006, 02:18:16 PM
(http://www.incolor.com/sumaree/nebraskafilm/images/foo6a.jpg)

After surviving the 50 year point break in Australia, Bohdi eluded FBI by getting a sex
change and assuming the identity of a horribly ugly stripper in the slums of Las Vegas.

100% Pure Estrogen!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on November 04, 2006, 02:50:25 PM
(http://www.incolor.com/sumaree/nebraskafilm/images/foo6a.jpg)

"Cramps don't hurt."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on November 04, 2006, 02:51:41 PM
(http://www.incolor.com/sumaree/nebraskafilm/images/foo6a.jpg)

Hey, it's a younger Mrs. Doubtfire!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Rufus T on November 04, 2006, 03:01:40 PM
(http://www.incolor.com/sumaree/nebraskafilm/images/foo6a.jpg)

Patrick Swayze stars in "The Witches".
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbakasan on November 05, 2006, 10:03:31 PM
(http://www.incolor.com/sumaree/nebraskafilm/images/foo6a.jpg)

"Cramps don't hurt."

Good one, I'm still laughing.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on November 06, 2006, 06:49:09 PM
Enjoy:
(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2476/975/1600/stormtrooper%204.jpg)
"Fanboy porn" takes on a whole new meaning.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on November 06, 2006, 07:44:35 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/JoeDonFaker/stormtrooper204.jpg)

After decades of poor marksmanship, the Stormtroopers chose to become lovers instead of fighters.

...

Han Solo over comlink:  "Luke!  We're gonna have COMPANY!"
Luke:  "I know, I'm just greeting them now!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on November 06, 2006, 11:01:48 PM
How the Clone Army was really made.

NOTE: I can't actually see the picture.  Why is that?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 07, 2006, 08:31:39 AM
New pic dun ain't showin', y'all
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on November 07, 2006, 08:50:54 AM
Rehosted:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/JoeDonFaker/stormtrooper204.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: JonnyFrag on November 07, 2006, 08:55:31 AM
We can't even show you the ones where he met Darth Vader!

Ted Haggard's new position at Lucasfilm goes horribly awry.

Now that guy is a fanboi!

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on November 07, 2006, 08:57:11 AM
Aren't you a little, um..."short"....for a stormtrooper?  (cough, cough)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on November 07, 2006, 09:01:21 AM
"Wait, wait, I said I wanted to 'kiss Storm's pooper.'"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: JonnyFrag on November 07, 2006, 09:07:22 AM
"Wait, wait, I said I wanted to 'kiss Storm's pooper.'"

Wow


just



Wow
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on November 07, 2006, 09:08:10 AM
Holy cow! A girl!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: JonnyFrag on November 07, 2006, 09:10:26 AM
You know, this does kind of represent the Internet. Some geek madly kissing something he cant really see, and hoping that it is actually a woman.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on November 07, 2006, 09:57:42 AM
Some geek madly kissing something he cant really see, and hoping that it is actually a woman.

We all know that's wishful thinking
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on November 07, 2006, 10:48:50 AM
Aren't you a little, um..."short"....for a stormtrooper?  (cough, cough)

Good one.

My riff on the last page doesn't work now.  Ignore it.  Get on with your lives.  Stop living in the past.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on November 07, 2006, 12:02:33 PM
Rehosted:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/JoeDonFaker/stormtrooper204.jpg)

So this is why TK-421 wasn't at his post.

OR

This is what it looks like inside Kevin Rubio's head.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on November 07, 2006, 12:34:35 PM
So this is why TK-421 wasn't at his post.

Ha HA!  Nice!  Three gold stars for you!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 07, 2006, 12:36:25 PM

I'd much rather see some Twi'lek on Twi'lek action!

 ;)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on November 07, 2006, 02:54:43 PM

I'd much rather see some Twi'lek on Twi'lek action!

 ;)

Yeah! Bring on Bib and Bob!

...Bob Fortuna.. His brother. :^)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on November 07, 2006, 02:57:42 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/JoeDonFaker/stormtrooper204.jpg)

So this is why TK-421 wasn't at his post.

Dalty wins. Time for a new pic.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on November 07, 2006, 03:27:15 PM
(http://static.flickr.com/18/24172962_451f34da6e.jpg)

News of the Future:  THE WHO ANNOUNCE 2012 WORLD TOUR

(God...I feel bad for making that joke...partially because they kinda look like 'em)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on November 07, 2006, 03:38:14 PM
(http://static.flickr.com/18/24172962_451f34da6e.jpg)
Those old warhorses Bill Corbett and Mike Nelson in the RiffTrax recording booth plugging away at the 2042 remake of Roadhouse.

News of the Future:  THE WHO ANNOUNCE 2012 WORLD TOUR

(God...I feel bad for making that joke...partially because they kinda look like 'em)

Holy crap, they do! Only Pete Townshend's nose could reach Muppet proportions.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 07, 2006, 04:26:36 PM
(http://static.flickr.com/18/24172962_451f34da6e.jpg)

It's always easier to play with yourself when your buddy does it with you. Especially in a theater.

(Am I the only one who notices where their hands are at???!!!) :o
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on November 07, 2006, 04:29:48 PM
The Average Voting American!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on November 07, 2006, 05:26:23 PM
(http://static.flickr.com/18/24172962_451f34da6e.jpg)

Richard Dreyfus and Lee Van Cleef in A Riff Full of Muppets...?

For a Few Muppets More?
The Bad and the Whiny?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on November 07, 2006, 08:19:14 PM
(http://static.flickr.com/18/24172962_451f34da6e.jpg)

This is a clip from the controversial and rarely seen episode of the Muppet Show with Kermit and Piggy's sex scene.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on November 08, 2006, 05:06:02 AM
Now that I think about it, these guys were riffers, putting down the Muppets all the time.  I always loved their interaction with Fozzie.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on November 08, 2006, 02:12:14 PM
(http://static.flickr.com/18/24172962_451f34da6e.jpg)

Despite their obvious differences, Scrotum-chin and Ass-chin found common ground in their love of opera.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: David on November 08, 2006, 04:19:54 PM

Despite their obvious differences, Scrotum-chin and Ass-chin found common ground in their love of opera.

OMG you're right... get that man some chinderwear!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 08, 2006, 04:37:23 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20061108/2006_11_07t215038_450x435_us_usa_elections_harris.jpg?x=357&y=345&sig=GWT.WmiJvo7v.Wj0FFEY1g--)

Katherine Harris doing her best Sling Blade impersonation.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Cap'n UKRiffer on November 08, 2006, 04:44:47 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20061108/2006_11_07t215038_450x435_us_usa_elections_harris.jpg?x=357&y=345&sig=GWT.WmiJvo7v.Wj0FFEY1g--)

SLEEEEEP!!!!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on November 08, 2006, 04:46:12 PM
Popeye's daughter runs for congress.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: shortstack on November 08, 2006, 04:50:04 PM
I'm not sure I can make fun of this photo without somehow referencing handicapped people or the former Prime Minister of Canada
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on November 08, 2006, 05:01:32 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20061108/2006_11_07t215038_450x435_us_usa_elections_harris.jpg?x=357&y=345&sig=GWT.WmiJvo7v.Wj0FFEY1g--)

Oh my God!  Mel Gibson has been transformed into a hairless transvestite werewolf with political ambitions!!!

or

Coooooome into my dark lair, my pundits of the night!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on November 08, 2006, 05:32:48 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20061108/2006_11_07t215038_450x435_us_usa_elections_harris.jpg?x=357&y=345&sig=GWT.WmiJvo7v.Wj0FFEY1g--)

Valerie Harper IS Ruth Buzzi in "When the Laughter Stopped"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on November 08, 2006, 05:37:04 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20061108/2006_11_07t215038_450x435_us_usa_elections_harris.jpg?x=357&y=345&sig=GWT.WmiJvo7v.Wj0FFEY1g--)

Tragic proof that if you don't stop it, your face will stick like that.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on November 08, 2006, 05:59:51 PM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20061108/2006_11_07t215038_450x435_us_usa_elections_harris.jpg?)

That's possibly the worst example of gurning I've ever seen.  This is how it should be done:

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40087000/jpg/_40087392_gurn203.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on November 08, 2006, 11:31:09 PM
This isn't particularly riffable, but I just wanted to show off my Jack O'Lantern from Halloween:
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sharktopus/pic/000090wx)
"I am Lrr, of the planet Omicron Persei 8."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 09, 2006, 12:47:48 PM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20061108/2006_11_07t215038_450x435_us_usa_elections_harris.jpg?)

Dang, it's so hot out here. I knew I shouldn't have worn those edible panties!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 09, 2006, 01:05:46 PM
EEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks man. Thanks alot.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on November 09, 2006, 02:13:33 PM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20061108/2006_11_07t215038_450x435_us_usa_elections_harris.jpg?)

Dang, it's so hot out here. I knew I shouldn't have worn those edible panties!

I'd be putting a curse on your eternal soul right now if I weren't too busy vomiting.  And no curse will be able to wipe that painful memory from my brain.  Nope.  This is the type of thing that requires an extensive lobotomy performed by experts with precisely crafted tools.

(BBQ picks up rock and tears a chunk of grey matter out of his skull)

Aah.  There we go.  Hopefully me no forget how talk, uh...French.  Yeah, I'm pretty sure I speak French.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on November 10, 2006, 12:35:17 AM

(http://pics.livejournal.com/sharktopus/pic/000090wx)


I don't know, the new Jack-In-The-Box mascot just doesn't do it for me for some reason.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: JonnyFrag on November 10, 2006, 03:12:18 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20061108/2006_11_07t215038_450x435_us_usa_elections_harris.jpg?x=357&y=345&sig=GWT.WmiJvo7v.Wj0FFEY1g--)

You never know where you'll be when diarreha strikes!

OR

Amy Fisher strikes again? 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on November 10, 2006, 03:39:23 PM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20061108/2006_11_07t215038_450x435_us_usa_elections_harris.jpg?)

Does this one count as a "hanging" chin, a "swinging" chin, or a "dimpled" chin?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Winterkid on November 10, 2006, 11:02:51 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20061108/2006_11_07t215038_450x435_us_usa_elections_harris.jpg?x=357&y=345&sig=GWT.WmiJvo7v.Wj0FFEY1g--)

Katherine Harris doing her best Sling Blade impersonation.
"Alright, who replaced her denture cream with superglue?"
---
She picks speech time to see if the spinnich is still there?
---
Paula Poundstone IS the "Shy First Lady"!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on November 12, 2006, 12:16:54 AM
Spending years as a politician takes its toll.  Just look at Katherine Harris.

Before:
(http://www.incolor.com/sumaree/nebraskafilm/images/foo6a.jpg)

And after:
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20061108/2006_11_07t215038_450x435_us_usa_elections_harris.jpg?)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Winterkid on November 12, 2006, 12:28:01 AM
But the second picture isn't really her, it's Jim Varney in drag, so....  *shrug*
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on November 12, 2006, 11:28:12 AM
Can we please have another picture, this is starting to freak me out.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 12, 2006, 05:51:55 PM
Can we please have another picture, this is starting to freak me out.

Everybody is still riding that political high from 5 days ago.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on November 12, 2006, 11:49:40 PM
You want a new picture:

(http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/marijuana-girl.jpg)

Chew on this!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on November 13, 2006, 12:07:25 AM
Even if didn't have the engrish.com tag, I still knew this had to be Japanese.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 13, 2006, 08:36:45 AM
(http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/marijuana-girl.jpg)

Paul McCartney's first attempt at using a child to smuggle the weed through the Tokyo airport did not work out so well.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on November 13, 2006, 05:46:35 PM
(http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/marijuana-girl.jpg)


Ironically, that jacket is made not from hemp, but a synthetic hemp-like fiber made from a blend of cotton and nylon.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on November 16, 2006, 02:00:07 AM
Is it too early for a skydiving Santa pic?
(http://thedisneyblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/santa.jpg)
"Ho ho holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on November 16, 2006, 02:24:40 AM
Is it too early for a skydiving Santa pic?
(http://thedisneyblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/santa.jpg)

"Fucking Reindeer!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on November 16, 2006, 08:20:30 AM
Lousy cheap imitation leather reins!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 16, 2006, 10:48:06 AM
Is it too early for a skydiving Santa pic?
(http://thedisneyblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/santa.jpg)

Now if I aimed right, I should go straight down the chimney...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on November 16, 2006, 11:41:39 AM
(http://thedisneyblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/santa.jpg)


"Rudolf, I'm sorry I made fun of your nose!  I'm sorry!  It won't happen again!  Now help me!  Please, God, I'm begging you!  HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on November 16, 2006, 11:53:36 AM

(http://thedisneyblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/santa.jpg)

Santa decides it's quicker to make it down the chimney if he doesn't stop the reindeer. Children the next morning are left with nothing but figgy pudding in their chimney...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on November 16, 2006, 12:17:56 PM
It's a very Swayze Christmas indeed, when Patrick stars as a bank-robbing Santa who skydives with FBI agent Keanu Reeves in North Pole Break
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Winterkid on November 16, 2006, 03:30:28 PM
(http://thedisneyblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/santa.jpg)

"I just KNEW those reindeer would rebel one day!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 16, 2006, 08:01:08 PM
New photo:

(http://edtadem.com/illo/images/expatink.jpg)

After failing to eradicate Neo, Agent Smith was transferred to Sin City where he was to spend the next 30+ years.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on November 16, 2006, 10:13:28 PM
Run from my crotch!  Run from my crotch!  Run! Run! Run from my crotch!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on November 16, 2006, 10:52:01 PM
New photo:

(http://edtadem.com/illo/images/expatink.jpg)


The new Indian In The Cupboard sequel is just creepy.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on November 17, 2006, 04:34:11 AM
Scrapped ideas for an updated version of the "Take On Me" video included the band members being stalked by a 50-foot Tommy Lee Jones.  (He's huge in Norway.)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 17, 2006, 11:09:08 AM
He's huge right here.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Winterkid on November 17, 2006, 05:27:36 PM
(http://edtadem.com/illo/images/expatink.jpg)
"World War III: Hitler Strikes Back!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: JoeManuel on November 17, 2006, 06:36:26 PM
New photo:

(http://edtadem.com/illo/images/expatink.jpg)

After failing to eradicate Neo, Agent Smith was transferred to Sin City where he was to spend the next 30+ years.

"My God! I stepped in the giant's pee!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on November 17, 2006, 06:42:18 PM
I've never done this before, so here's a new image:

(http://funnyartpictures.com/funnypictures-images/art-funny-junk-clip-image.jpg)

"Help! My name's James and I'm stuck in the peach!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: JoeManuel on November 17, 2006, 06:57:33 PM
I've never done this before, so here's a new image:

(http://funnyartpictures.com/funnypictures-images/art-funny-junk-clip-image.jpg)

"Help! My name's James and I'm stuck in the peach!"

When Gromwell asked for four giant fruits to be at their opening, they were expecting Lance Bass, Mario Cantone, Elton John, and Richard Simmons.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 17, 2006, 07:40:29 PM
(http://funnyartpictures.com/funnypictures-images/art-funny-junk-clip-image.jpg)


Fruit of the giant loom.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on November 17, 2006, 08:27:31 PM
Looks like Cromwell is a big Joanna Newsom fan and themed this park after the song Peach Plum Pear, topping the previous champion for song/fruit themed park, New York's Strawberry Field.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BathTub on November 18, 2006, 07:47:33 AM
Hey cool, spent a few summers around Cromwell, lovely place. Oh, a caption?

Hey, look at the big fruit!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on November 18, 2006, 08:51:37 AM
"I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree...
Lovey dovey lovey dovey lovey dovey all the ti-AGGHHHHHHH" ::klunk-splat::

- The death of Steve Miller
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on November 18, 2006, 02:27:12 PM
"I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree...
Lovey dovey lovey dovey lovey dovey all the ti-AGGHHHHHHH" ::klunk-splat::

- The death of Steve Miller

Hooray!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on November 19, 2006, 11:48:44 AM
(http://funnyartpictures.com/funnypictures-images/art-funny-junk-clip-image.jpg)

Sadly, Cromwell was originally supposed to be the site of the World's Largest Fruit Salad, but they forgot to cut up the giant fruit.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on November 19, 2006, 11:50:55 PM
Everyone was just glad Cromwell went with the pear instead of the cucumber.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BathTub on November 20, 2006, 01:54:13 AM
Dude we got plenty of these giant vegetables, Ohakune has a carrot!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on November 20, 2006, 07:07:53 AM
(http://funnyartpictures.com/funnypictures-images/art-funny-junk-clip-image.jpg)

"On the trail of the elusive Jolly Green Giant, we discover this majestic display of spoor.  It appears that he has been eating vegetable medley."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Winterkid on November 20, 2006, 08:46:59 AM
(http://funnyartpictures.com/funnypictures-images/art-funny-junk-clip-image.jpg)
Fruit of the Loom: The Armaggedon!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: davo on November 20, 2006, 12:06:03 PM
(http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/marijuana-girl.jpg)


Ironically, that jacket is made not from hemp, but a synthetic hemp-like fiber made from a blend of cotton and nylon.

"US news and world reports Japanese children are less violent and more compliant than their American counterparts"
..and now we know why
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: davo on November 20, 2006, 12:16:20 PM
(http://funnyartpictures.com/funnypictures-images/art-funny-junk-clip-image.jpg)

i think we made a big mistake by hiring the cheapest city planners.

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Killer Shrew on November 20, 2006, 06:24:23 PM
I've never done this before, so here's a new image:

(http://funnyartpictures.com/funnypictures-images/art-funny-junk-clip-image.jpg)


The city of Cromewll offers a fruit sacrifice to Paul Bunyan
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Rowsdower on November 28, 2006, 10:17:30 PM
I've never done this before, so here's a new image:

(http://funnyartpictures.com/funnypictures-images/art-funny-junk-clip-image.jpg)

"Here lies Jay Kordich."
(http://www.poweroflivingfoods.com/images/pic_tv.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on November 28, 2006, 11:21:04 PM
(http://www.poweroflivingfoods.com/images/pic_tv.jpg)
With the Juice Man juicer, you can extract juice from even the driest, juiceless fruits, like this watermelon here.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on November 29, 2006, 02:11:34 AM
(http://www.poweroflivingfoods.com/images/pic_tv.jpg)

Whenever his eyebrows started to become entangled in his ear hair, Dick Clark knew it was time to take another bite from the fabled Melon of Youth.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 29, 2006, 07:51:45 AM
(http://www.poweroflivingfoods.com/images/pic_tv.jpg)

Michael Richard's stand-up act in 15 years
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on November 29, 2006, 10:05:01 AM
".... and then you spank the seeds right out.  See?  Just spank the rind real hard.  No need to buy them genetically engineered seedless Satan melons.  And remember, that's Dick Clark's patented new Melon Spanker."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Winterkid on November 29, 2006, 10:12:26 AM
(http://www.poweroflivingfoods.com/images/pic_tv.jpg)

"I'm gonna EAT this sonnofagun, that's right EAT IT!  Now where's my teeth?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on November 30, 2006, 11:10:56 AM
(http://www.poweroflivingfoods.com/images/pic_tv.jpg)

Ted Turner's video podcast is just disturbing.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 30, 2006, 12:15:13 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061130/capt.5b3dbf82800540578b37b25fabe1d59b.pavarotti_nyol206.jpg?x=380&y=288&sig=qeT9XlmEJq5mI9KQyWWbhQ--)

"What about botox?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on November 30, 2006, 01:22:42 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061130/capt.5b3dbf82800540578b37b25fabe1d59b.pavarotti_nyol206.jpg?x=380&y=288&sig=qeT9XlmEJq5mI9KQyWWbhQ--)

"What about botox?"

"Think anyone will notice its a comb over?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 30, 2006, 01:27:55 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061130/capt.5b3dbf82800540578b37b25fabe1d59b.pavarotti_nyol206.jpg?x=380&y=288&sig=qeT9XlmEJq5mI9KQyWWbhQ--)

A Japanese actor was arrested today for kidnapping one of the Three Tenors, Luciano Pavarotti, and singing poorly in his place. A spokesman for the Hairclub for Men could not be reached for comment.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 30, 2006, 03:35:33 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061130/capt.5b3dbf82800540578b37b25fabe1d59b.pavarotti_nyol206.jpg?x=380&y=288&sig=qeT9XlmEJq5mI9KQyWWbhQ--)

A Japanese actor was arrested today for kidnapping one of the Three Tenors, Luciano Pavarotti, and singing poorly in his place. A spokesman for the Hairclub for Men could not be reached for comment.

That's great. I heard he was gonna star in "The Grudge Musical" :D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on November 30, 2006, 07:32:16 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061130/capt.5b3dbf82800540578b37b25fabe1d59b.pavarotti_nyol206.jpg?x=380&y=288&sig=qeT9XlmEJq5mI9KQyWWbhQ--)

A Japanese actor was arrested today for kidnapping one of the Three Tenors, Luciano Pavarotti, and singing poorly in his place. A spokesman for the Hairclub for Men could not be reached for comment.

This just in.  In addition to kidnapping Luciano Pavarotti, the actor was convicted of kidnapping Tim Meadows' smile.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on December 01, 2006, 09:25:53 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061130/capt.5b3dbf82800540578b37b25fabe1d59b.pavarotti_nyol206.jpg?x=380&y=288&sig=qeT9XlmEJq5mI9KQyWWbhQ--)

Hairpiece by MattelTM.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on December 01, 2006, 10:40:21 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061130/capt.5b3dbf82800540578b37b25fabe1d59b.pavarotti_nyol206.jpg?x=380&y=288&sig=qeT9XlmEJq5mI9KQyWWbhQ--)

Luciano was still flying high after his 2 weeks in Amsterdam.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on December 01, 2006, 04:24:52 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061130/capt.5b3dbf82800540578b37b25fabe1d59b.pavarotti_nyol206.jpg?x=380&y=288&sig=qeT9XlmEJq5mI9KQyWWbhQ--)

Sesame Street unveiled their newest lovable Muppet character to the public today. "Luciano" is a very large Muppet who loves opera, wine, and heavy cream sauce on his pasta. He will only be appearing on the Italian version of the show, "Via Sesamia." The producers expect him to supplant Roberto Benigni as "the Elmo of Italy."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on December 01, 2006, 04:34:09 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061130/capt.5b3dbf82800540578b37b25fabe1d59b.pavarotti_nyol206.jpg?x=380&y=288&sig=qeT9XlmEJq5mI9KQyWWbhQ--)

So, I said-a to da sty-a-list: "Okay, da hairpiece, it doesn'a look-a so good, but maybe dey won' notice iffa you canna make-a my face look-a kinda like-a da midget from Fantasy Island-a."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on December 01, 2006, 07:08:14 PM
I've been wanting to do this one for a long time.

(http://www.lewrockwell.com/rockwell/bush-carrier.jpg)

President Bush is greeted on the tarmac by his favorite band, The Wiggles.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on December 01, 2006, 07:10:39 PM
I've been wanting to do this one for a long time.

(http://www.lewrockwell.com/rockwell/bush-carrier.jpg)

President Bush is greeted on the tarmac by his favorite band, The Wiggles.
The President's brief cameo in Uwe Boll's Katamari Damacy: The Movie.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Jinto on December 01, 2006, 08:13:53 PM
(http://www.lewrockwell.com/rockwell/bush-carrier.jpg)

Here we see the president greeting the deck crew of the USS Lucky Charms, where the crew is always referred to by nicknames. Here we see blue diamonds, red hearts, yellow stars, and... what's this? Two green clovers? Now that's Lucky!

or, alternately:
Here we see the president greeting the deck crew of the USS Rainbow Brite.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 01, 2006, 08:15:16 PM
(http://www.lewrockwell.com/rockwell/bush-carrier.jpg)

or, alternately:
Here we see the president greeting the deck crew of the USS Rainbow Brite.


Here we see Bush chuckling at that whole "Don't ask, don't tell" policy.  ;)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on December 01, 2006, 08:50:57 PM

(http://www.lewrockwell.com/rockwell/bush-carrier.jpg)


"PRESENT COLORS!  .......   verrrrrry funny."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on December 01, 2006, 11:20:48 PM

(http://www.lewrockwell.com/rockwell/bush-carrier.jpg)

[Bush/]"Heh heh... This is like an episode of old Star Trek. I feel sorry for the families of the ones wearing the red shirts. Wait... no I don't. Heh heh..."[/Bush]

The kinda retort DeVito would of come up with about Bush if he was sober. ;)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SaucyRossy on December 02, 2006, 12:18:06 AM

(http://www.lewrockwell.com/rockwell/bush-carrier.jpg)

Kaarl, what's with the foreigner's in the funny colored costumes? You didn't tell me we let them on my ship.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on December 02, 2006, 10:09:18 AM

(http://www.lewrockwell.com/rockwell/bush-carrier.jpg)


Crap, I hope they dont expect me to fly this thing. I spent all my time in the airforce smokin weed and doin shooters.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Winterkid on December 02, 2006, 10:14:13 AM
(http://www.lewrockwell.com/rockwell/bush-carrier.jpg)

"Ahhh, here I am on the USS Rainbow Coalition"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on December 04, 2006, 11:33:29 AM

(http://www.lewrockwell.com/rockwell/bush-carrier.jpg)


President Bush approves of the Navy's new "Screw Camoflauge!  We're the G*ddamn Navy, for cryin' out loud!" policy.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on December 04, 2006, 12:31:33 PM
How about this one?

(http://www.askmen.com/toys/movies/top_10_summer_movies/pictures/battlefield_earth_big.JPG)

"Scientology wants YOU!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BathTub on December 04, 2006, 01:15:47 PM
Could you pass me that handkerchief?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on December 04, 2006, 01:53:34 PM
(http://www.askmen.com/toys/movies/top_10_summer_movies/pictures/battlefield_earth_big.JPG)

"His name is NOT L. RON BLUBBER!!!" (pow, pow, pow, pow, click, click)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bob on December 04, 2006, 02:33:25 PM


(http://www.askmen.com/toys/movies/top_10_summer_movies/pictures/battlefield_earth_big.JPG)



John Travolta realized the only way to get people to see this stinker was at gun point.   He provided nose clips at no extra expense.   
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 04, 2006, 02:52:28 PM

(http://www.askmen.com/toys/movies/top_10_summer_movies/pictures/battlefield_earth_big.JPG)


Check out my new Scientology-approved Pilot's uniform!!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: 6079SmithW on December 04, 2006, 03:23:38 PM
(http://www.askmen.com/toys/movies/top_10_summer_movies/pictures/battlefield_earth_big.JPG)

Uncle John Wants You!

(to consider avoiding professional psychiatry, giving birth in silence, and donating nearly all of your income to the Church of Scientology.)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on December 04, 2006, 07:05:05 PM
(http://www.askmen.com/toys/movies/top_10_summer_movies/pictures/battlefield_earth_big.JPG)

Rob Zombie plays laser tag.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on December 04, 2006, 07:21:22 PM
hahaha ^^^  ;D


"I said dont touch the hair"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on December 04, 2006, 07:27:11 PM
(http://www.askmen.com/toys/movies/top_10_summer_movies/pictures/battlefield_earth_big.JPG)
Why don't people take L. Ron Hubbard's writings seriously?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on December 04, 2006, 07:34:03 PM

(http://www.askmen.com/toys/movies/top_10_summer_movies/pictures/battlefield_earth_big.JPG)

"I'm going to teach you DIE-anetics!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 04, 2006, 07:36:12 PM

(http://www.askmen.com/toys/movies/top_10_summer_movies/pictures/battlefield_earth_big.JPG)

"I'm going to teach you DIE-anetics!"


SWEET!!!!!

Just like a Schwarzenegger flick!

Well done, Mr Basehart!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on December 05, 2006, 03:03:40 AM
Enjoy:
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sharktopus/pic/0000f531)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on December 05, 2006, 06:23:52 AM

(http://pics.livejournal.com/sharktopus/pic/0000f531)


"So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-cant do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Winterkid on December 05, 2006, 11:02:23 AM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sharktopus/pic/0000f531)

Data: "Tonight, we shall score, Captain."
Piccard:  "Yes, we're gonna make it so, Mr. Data, right Will?"
Riker:  "Yeah, slip it into warp speed, Data.  Oooh yeah!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on December 05, 2006, 01:31:16 PM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sharktopus/pic/0000f531)

"Haaangin' ouuut/dooown the streeeeet!"

(I also giggled picturing them dancing to Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on December 05, 2006, 08:41:25 PM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sharktopus/pic/0000f531)

I don't see anything odd about this.  This is just what Frakes, Stewart, and Spiner do on their Friday Nights off.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Kiiml on December 06, 2006, 08:38:21 AM
(http://www.starwars.com/community/fun/caption/2004/03/img/caption134.jpg)

Sadly, he's more machine than puppet now.

"Watch yourself elmo, the emperor is not as forgiving as I am."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on December 06, 2006, 10:39:54 AM
(http://www.starwars.com/community/fun/caption/2004/03/img/caption134.jpg)

Sadly, he's more machine than puppet now.

"Watch yourself elmo, the emperor is not as forgiving as I am."

Apparently this is the empire strikes back.  He's come back to kick some ass after being riffed the first time.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on December 07, 2006, 02:22:50 AM
(http://www.starwars.com/community/fun/caption/2004/03/img/caption134.jpg)
The most evil fictional character ever created meets Darth Vader.

Why does the shooping cart have tape around it saying "Imperial occupied zone"?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 07, 2006, 05:18:05 AM
(http://www.starwars.com/community/fun/caption/2004/03/img/caption134.jpg)

This should make Darth Toddler happy!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on December 07, 2006, 08:05:22 AM
(http://www.starwars.com/community/fun/caption/2004/03/img/caption134.jpg)

"I said tell me how to get to Sesame Street!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on December 07, 2006, 08:05:37 AM
How about?

(http://www.trainsaw.com/images/terminator.jpg)

"I will need your boots, your bike, your clothes...and your skin."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Shinigami on December 07, 2006, 08:09:20 AM

(http://www.trainsaw.com/images/terminator.jpg)

Inspector Gadget 3: This Time It's Personal!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on December 07, 2006, 08:14:55 AM
(http://www.trainsaw.com/images/terminator.jpg)

"Bite my shiny metal ass."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 07, 2006, 08:50:16 AM
(http://www.trainsaw.com/images/terminator.jpg)

Microsoft Vista: Apocalypse Edition
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on December 07, 2006, 09:27:00 AM
(http://www.trainsaw.com/images/terminator.jpg)

After the apocalypse, it's tough to find time to brush.  That's why I use Crest Whitestrips. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on December 07, 2006, 10:27:22 AM
(http://www.trainsaw.com/images/terminator.jpg)


Cher's latest makeover seems to have gone well.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on December 08, 2006, 12:37:31 AM
(http://www.trainsaw.com/images/terminator.jpg)
DisembAudio's back from the shop and he's PISSED!

Do Terminators spend half their time buffing their chrome plating?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on December 08, 2006, 01:42:24 AM
After all the discussion of Fergilicious in the other forum, I thought I'd toss this one out there:

(http://members.cox.net/slutztrax/images/fergie_1.jpg)

They don't call 'em the Black Eyed Pees for nothin'.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on December 08, 2006, 05:23:13 AM
(http://members.cox.net/slutztrax/images/fergie_1.jpg)

The towelette was a little too moist...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on December 08, 2006, 05:32:18 AM
When Suge Knight asked for "a private word" with the group.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: JonnyFrag on December 08, 2006, 05:59:06 AM
The Black Eyed Peas opening act: The Golden Showers!

Wanna get away?

And here's Fergie for Depends....


that is the one named Fergie right? I am an old fogie now and not too sure of kid's music these days, what with their Dan Folgeburg, hula hoops, and Pac Man video games...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on December 08, 2006, 08:17:17 AM
(http://members.cox.net/slutztrax/images/fergie_1.jpg)

I'd react the same way if I were attacked by a flock of "LFI"s.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 08, 2006, 08:47:59 AM
(http://members.cox.net/slutztrax/images/fergie_1.jpg)

Fearing an Ashlee Simpson moment, Fergie draws attention away from her voice.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on December 08, 2006, 10:54:09 AM
Ugh. That just disturbs me every time I look at it.

I guess crank really does make you "piss your pants" high.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RaoulDuke on December 08, 2006, 07:47:41 PM
so it is true when your career dies you do piss yourself
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on December 09, 2006, 04:17:27 PM
edit:  This picture's acting weird.  Never mind.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: davo on December 10, 2006, 12:58:21 PM
How about?

(http://www.trainsaw.com/images/terminator.jpg)


I said 10W30!
or

I said turtlewax!
or

I said supersize me!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on December 19, 2006, 04:22:06 AM
Time for a new one:

(http://photos1.blogger.com/img/198/4480/640/Walker.jpg)
Look out, Ewoks!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: shortstack on December 19, 2006, 11:45:43 AM
How about?

(http://www.trainsaw.com/images/terminator.jpg)



In the future Dick Clarke is still kicking ass and chewing bubblegum.  And he's all out of bubblegum.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 19, 2006, 08:17:19 PM
(http://photos1.blogger.com/img/198/4480/640/Walker.jpg)

In preparation for the upcoming live-action Transformers movie, the studio tests the new Decepticon called "TreeShredderCutterGrasshopperus"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on December 21, 2006, 12:10:26 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20061219/i/r3739968269.jpg?x=380&y=296&sig=BRI6Cosp0L4wDVqNMQBVBw--)

The newest exercise for the obese: Chair Snapping
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 21, 2006, 04:55:16 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20061219/i/r3739968269.jpg?x=380&y=296&sig=BRI6Cosp0L4wDVqNMQBVBw--)

"Heaven help me!!!!!!!!!!"

--the chair
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on December 21, 2006, 10:53:45 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20061219/i/r3739968269.jpg?x=380&y=296&sig=BRI6Cosp0L4wDVqNMQBVBw--)

The small boy who had been sitting there moments earlier was never seen nor heard from again.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on December 21, 2006, 07:01:08 PM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20061219/i/r3739968269.jpg?x=380&y=296&sig=BRI6Cosp0L4wDVqNMQBVBw--)

The rejected Rifftrax T-Shirt model.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RaoulDuke on December 21, 2006, 09:48:29 PM
k-feds next fling
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: davo on December 21, 2006, 10:19:22 PM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20061219/i/r3739968269.jpg?x=380&y=296&sig=BRI6Cosp0L4wDVqNMQBVBw--)


our new "Wal. T-4" chairs stand up to extreme stress tests.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on December 22, 2006, 02:46:37 PM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20061219/i/r3739968269.jpg?x=380&y=296&sig=BRI6Cosp0L4wDVqNMQBVBw--)


"Uhh, honey?  When's the last time someone changed junior's diaper?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on December 30, 2006, 06:56:03 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20061219/i/r3739968269.jpg?x=380&y=296&sig=BRI6Cosp0L4wDVqNMQBVBw--)

Wow...Torgo's really let himself go.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 02, 2007, 07:05:48 PM
(http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/01/vivacious/22.jpg)

"So Tom Cruise wants to make a Scientology movie, huh?  Urgh!!!"

or

"First he wants to be a Samurai and now he wants to make a Scientology movie?!?!?!  Urgh!!!"

 ;D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Joe Don Faker on January 02, 2007, 11:21:50 PM
John McClane's 6th straight day fighting off terrorists (and sleep) in Nakatomi Plaza
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: atomictophat on January 03, 2007, 05:49:30 AM
(http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/01/vivacious/22.jpg)


"Oh Great, Godzillia attacking the city, again."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on January 03, 2007, 09:31:11 AM
(http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/01/vivacious/22.jpg)

The tragic fall of Rex Dart, Eskimo Heroin Addict!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on January 03, 2007, 09:52:21 AM
(http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/01/vivacious/22.jpg)

"Flaming OJ? But I rike OJ. Ah, but it just too good..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 03, 2007, 02:42:03 PM
(http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/01/vivacious/22.jpg)

Ugghhhh, not another Viceroy scene.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Rufus T on January 03, 2007, 04:07:50 PM
(http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/01/vivacious/22.jpg)


Watanabe is not here Mrs. Torrence.


Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on January 03, 2007, 06:11:51 PM

(http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/01/vivacious/22.jpg)

Japan's premiere news anchor acts out his favourite scene from When Harry Met Sally.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 03, 2007, 06:26:37 PM

(http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/01/vivacious/22.jpg)

Japan's premiere news anchor acts out his favourite scene from When Harry Met Sally.


You are so wrong!

lmao   :D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 03, 2007, 06:26:58 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20070102/2006_12_31t083015_450x266_us_year1.jpg?x=380&y=224&sig=Ksh_CMiboZV8YADoYa4.Nw--)

Hold still Mr. Seuss, almost done... there you go. To your exact specifications.   :o
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on January 03, 2007, 08:14:05 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20070102/2006_12_31t083015_450x266_us_year1.jpg?x=380&y=224&sig=Ksh_CMiboZV8YADoYa4.Nw--)

Exactly what I picture whenever some one says 'clown penis'.  It isn't said that often, but the image stays longer than it should.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Rufus T on January 03, 2007, 08:15:31 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20070102/2006_12_31t083015_450x266_us_year1.jpg?x=380&y=224&sig=Ksh_CMiboZV8YADoYa4.Nw--)


Looks like someone has the Midas Touch.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 03, 2007, 08:22:30 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20070102/2006_12_31t083015_450x266_us_year1.jpg?x=380&y=224&sig=Ksh_CMiboZV8YADoYa4.Nw--)


"Doctor Evil,

can I paint his yoohoo gold?

It's kinda my thing, you know."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 03, 2007, 09:50:22 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20070102/2006_12_31t083015_450x266_us_year1.jpg?x=380&y=224&sig=Ksh_CMiboZV8YADoYa4.Nw--)

Doctor says my urine is backed up so much, that it invaded my blood stream down there, and.. well.. :-[
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: stalkingreap on January 04, 2007, 02:44:00 AM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/stalkingreap/cones.jpg)

"Dis must be my rucky day!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BathTub on January 04, 2007, 03:25:46 AM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/stalkingreap/cones.jpg)

CWNED
sorry couldn't resist
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on January 04, 2007, 07:06:08 AM
^^
Awesome.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on January 04, 2007, 08:31:31 AM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/stalkingreap/cones.jpg)

David Lynch films just keep getting weirder.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on January 04, 2007, 10:17:43 AM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/stalkingreap/cones.jpg)

See, this is why I prefer waffle cones.

OR

Oh, so this is when the f*ck they got ice cream.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on January 04, 2007, 12:26:08 PM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/stalkingreap/cones.jpg)

That's a lot of macaroni!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 04, 2007, 04:00:07 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070104/i/r770866808.jpg?x=380&y=244&sig=ljkp2jKbOZ6UZ9_gLFUqMw--)

Aw yeah!  Welcome to the gun show!

Who wants a piece o' me?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Rufus T on January 04, 2007, 04:36:08 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070104/i/r770866808.jpg)

Please welcome Arsenio Hall! WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO!!!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on January 04, 2007, 05:22:04 PM

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/stalkingreap/cones.jpg)

Dan Ackroyd and Jane Curtain's children.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 04, 2007, 08:02:40 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070104/i/r770866808.jpg)

"I Am... THE ANTI-REAGAN!!!"    :D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on January 04, 2007, 08:55:55 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070104/i/r770866808.jpg?x=380&y=244&sig=ljkp2jKbOZ6UZ9_gLFUqMw--)


Howard Dean v 2.0
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 05, 2007, 01:23:45 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070104/i/r770866808.jpg?x=380&y=244&sig=ljkp2jKbOZ6UZ9_gLFUqMw--)


Howard Dean v 2.0

 :D

Byaaaaaaah!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on January 05, 2007, 04:03:19 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070104/i/r770866808.jpg?x=380&y=244&sig=ljkp2jKbOZ6UZ9_gLFUqMw--)

It's Mime Time.  Today on Mime Time: riding an imaginary Subway.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on January 05, 2007, 05:54:21 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070104/i/r770866808.jpg?)

You know you've had one too many face lifts when smiling makes your arm go up.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 07, 2007, 12:25:22 AM
doesnt that lady know its the senate.  They arent supposed to talk above a monitone voice while the cspan cameras are on.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on January 07, 2007, 12:32:02 AM
(um, i watch the Senate sometimes and they get plenty heated)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 07, 2007, 06:17:32 AM
you must have bought the "special" channels that cable and satialliete sometimes offer. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 07, 2007, 03:21:44 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070105/capt.wxs10301051909.angelina_painting_wxs103.jpg?x=235&y=345&sig=I0nBne9TdbqMg6Wx7t.7Lw--)

"And Lo, After three days, the prices were rolled back on the Mr. & Mrs. Smith Special Edition DVD, so it is written."

[Note: First George Lucas, and now Angelina Jolie?!
Who's next, Lara-Flynn Boyle??   (It feels good to use a recently obscured reference)]
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 07, 2007, 04:50:36 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070105/capt.wxs10301051909.angelina_painting_wxs103.jpg?x=235&y=345&sig=I0nBne9TdbqMg6Wx7t.7Lw--)


I tell ya, movie stars have the oddest things painted on their bedroom walls...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on January 07, 2007, 06:27:31 PM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070105/capt.wxs10301051909.angelina_painting_wxs103.jpg?x=235&y=345&sig=I0nBne9TdbqMg6Wx7t.7Lw--)

Angelina's got something wrong with her exhaust box.  She's blowing all over the place!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 07, 2007, 08:37:32 PM
as if adopting kids from other countries wasnt bad enough it seems she has gotten into the afterlife and adopted a couple cherubs.  Will have to hear about it nonstop on all the lame news channels.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on January 08, 2007, 01:31:10 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070105/capt.wxs10301051909.angelina_painting_wxs103.jpg?x=235&y=345&sig=I0nBne9TdbqMg6Wx7t.7Lw--)

PREPARE yourselves, shoppers- For adopted-baby bombardment!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: stalkingreap on January 08, 2007, 11:47:21 PM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/stalkingreap/actofgod.jpg)

Thou shalt obey road signs, lest thou shalt feel their wrath
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on January 09, 2007, 11:36:43 AM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/stalkingreap/actofgod.jpg)

Thou shalt obey road signs, lest thou shalt feel their wrath

Well, he got the "arrow through the chest" thing right, but he failed to turn into a stick figure, so he was impaled for his insolence.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 09, 2007, 01:49:51 PM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/stalkingreap/actofgod.jpg)

"Look at that dead guy... let's go that way."

Good old Mitch.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on January 09, 2007, 02:00:25 PM
This reminds me - every time I see a flagman sign:

(http://usera.imagecave.com/streetsignusa/Product_Pictures/FlagmanSymbol.jpg)

I always think, "Caution. Man holding box."

Of course, sometimes I see a stop sign and wonder, "Why does that sign say POTS?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 09, 2007, 02:06:56 PM
I always thought that sign meant that I was about to enter a bullfighting arena. ;)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on January 09, 2007, 05:38:41 PM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/stalkingreap/actofgod.jpg)

I just don't get minimalist art...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on January 09, 2007, 05:45:59 PM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/stalkingreap/actofgod.jpg)

The lightning bolt to the chest was bad, but it was the giant yellow triangle to the crotch what finally done him in.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on January 09, 2007, 09:51:26 PM
This reminds me - every time I see a flagman sign:

(http://usera.imagecave.com/streetsignusa/Product_Pictures/FlagmanSymbol.jpg)

I always think, "Caution. Man holding box."

Of course, some times I see a stop sign and wonder, "Why does that sign say POTS?"

And that reminds me....

(http://www.debaun.org/images/handicapped.gif)

Whenever I see this sign I think "This space is reserved for people who's asses are so large they can not walk more than 5 feet to the door."

EDIT: Not to insult handicapped people, that's just what the picture looks like.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on January 10, 2007, 01:25:54 AM
... and handicap people make handicap faces :)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on January 10, 2007, 11:35:45 AM
... and handicap people make handicap faces :)

You're an asshole...ee-ole-ee-ole-ee-ole.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 10, 2007, 12:57:39 PM
Yeah, stop using public toilets and pissing on the seat. ;)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on January 10, 2007, 02:59:18 PM
And driving very slow in the ultra-fast lane.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 10, 2007, 09:23:23 PM
are we the people behind him?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 10, 2007, 09:41:51 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070111/capt.sge.gzz44.110107022417.photo00.quicklook.default-245x163.jpg?x=245&y=163&sig=76KVYHgKlH8nU.t1dvBeTg--)

The future of EXTREMELY accentuating diversity.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 10, 2007, 09:43:33 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070111/capt.sge.gzz44.110107022417.photo00.quicklook.default-245x163.jpg?x=245&y=163&sig=76KVYHgKlH8nU.t1dvBeTg--)


Tanning bed eye protectors... of the FUTURE!!

 ;D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on January 10, 2007, 09:46:27 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070111/capt.sge.gzz44.110107022417.photo00.quicklook.default-245x163.jpg?x=245&y=163&sig=76KVYHgKlH8nU.t1dvBeTg--)

The future of EXTREMELY accentuating diversity.
The Fly 3: Extream Asian Horror Edition
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on January 10, 2007, 11:33:23 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070111/capt.sge.gzz44.110107022417.photo00.quicklook.default-245x163.jpg?x=245&y=163&sig=76KVYHgKlH8nU.t1dvBeTg--)

Yes, yes!  It's working!  No one even notices I'm balding any more!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 11, 2007, 12:45:54 AM
J-proof in 30 years
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on January 11, 2007, 10:03:30 AM
Go ahead!  RAUGH AT ME!  We'll see who gets the rast raugh when the sherves of Sungrass Hut are OVERFROWING with these things!

OR:

It's Cyclops's third cousin, Biclops!  (Sadly, that sounds like something Marvel would actually come up with).
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 11, 2007, 10:33:46 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070111/capt.sge.gzz44.110107022417.photo00.quicklook.default-245x163.jpg?x=245&y=163&sig=76KVYHgKlH8nU.t1dvBeTg--)

Lucas' inspiration for the Viceroys in Episode I.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on January 11, 2007, 12:50:26 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070111/capt.sge.gzz44.110107022417.photo00.quicklook.default-245x163.jpg?x=245&y=163&sig=76KVYHgKlH8nU.t1dvBeTg--)

By hooking up these portable CD players to this special pair of glasses, you can actually SEE how much Gwen Stefani sucks.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on January 11, 2007, 01:03:48 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070111/capt.sge.gzz44.110107022417.photo00.quicklook.default-245x163.jpg?x=245&y=163&sig=76KVYHgKlH8nU.t1dvBeTg--)

By hooking up these portable CD players to this special pair of glasses, you can actually SEE how much Gwen Stefani sucks.

Hmm, where can I get a pair of these? I might like to see that myself ;)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on January 11, 2007, 01:39:44 PM

By hooking up these portable CD players to this special pair of glasses, you can actually SEE how much Gwen Stefani sucks.

Hmm, where can I get a pair of these? I might like to see that myself ;)

I can easily accomplish that with my own eyes, thank you.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on January 11, 2007, 01:54:59 PM
(http://www.fresh99.com/images/gwenstefani/1.jpg)

Dave: hey gwen, just because I dont wear pants during the show, doesnt give you the right not to.

or

Gwen: Drew Barrymore sends her regards
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 11, 2007, 03:00:17 PM
(http://www.fresh99.com/images/gwenstefani/1.jpg)

"Dear God, Gwen. Is that a chipmunk up there?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on January 11, 2007, 03:04:49 PM

(http://www.fresh99.com/images/gwenstefani/1.jpg)


"Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Again, this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 11, 2007, 03:13:28 PM
(http://www.fresh99.com/images/gwenstefani/1.jpg)

"I've got an incredible craving for beaver meat right now. Cut to commercial."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Rufus T on January 11, 2007, 04:07:23 PM
(http://www.fresh99.com/images/gwenstefani/1.jpg)

 A scene from "The Crying Game" is re-enacted on the Late Show.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on January 11, 2007, 04:40:22 PM
(http://www.fresh99.com/images/gwenstefani/2g.jpg)

Gwen: Just because I'm dressed like a slut, doesnt give you the right to treat me like one dave!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on January 24, 2007, 01:44:23 PM
(http://www.fresh99.com/images/gwenstefani/2g.jpg)

Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside of you...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 24, 2007, 07:02:59 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20070123/2007_01_23t083412_450x315_us_china_spit.jpg?x=380&y=266&sig=nBNM9Akps_D5jgUgHkOA4A--)

So that's North Korea's plan, huh? They just don't want it to happen on their own soil.

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on January 24, 2007, 07:28:08 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20070123/2007_01_23t083412_450x315_us_china_spit.jpg?x=380&y=266&sig=nBNM9Akps_D5jgUgHkOA4A--)

Someone's dropping an "f-bomb". 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 24, 2007, 07:31:20 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20070123/2007_01_23t083412_450x315_us_china_spit.jpg?x=380&y=266&sig=nBNM9Akps_D5jgUgHkOA4A--)


Chuck Connors has that image plastered all over his walls.

 ;)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 26, 2007, 05:51:16 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070121/i/r912998066.jpg?x=277&y=345&sig=Z_Bdrv3Y5G828GvUfYcQ8Q--)

"I pity the fool that sniffs my ass."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 26, 2007, 06:18:29 PM
proof that the mo-hawk looks absurd on all creatures great or small. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on January 26, 2007, 06:55:37 PM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070121/i/r912998066.jpg?x=277&y=345&sig=Z_Bdrv3Y5G828GvUfYcQ8Q--)

Bet he's got firecrotch.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 26, 2007, 06:59:31 PM
It's probably Lindsay Lohan's dog.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 26, 2007, 07:03:54 PM
it still looks better treated than paris hiltons.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 26, 2007, 09:35:19 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070121/i/r912998066.jpg?x=277&y=345&sig=Z_Bdrv3Y5G828GvUfYcQ8Q--)

Danny Bonaduce's new look isn't working out so well...

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 26, 2007, 10:27:07 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K%20fanart/Rifftrax/Japanspiderman.jpg)
"Take that Skeletor..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on January 27, 2007, 09:30:28 AM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K%20fanart/Rifftrax/Japanspiderman.jpg)

Skeletor and Spider-Man were mesmerised by each other's packages.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 27, 2007, 10:12:45 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K%20fanart/Rifftrax/Japanspiderman.jpg)
Spider-Man held that position for several seconds after realizing that it caused him to shat himself.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on January 27, 2007, 06:19:46 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K%20fanart/Rifftrax/Japanspiderman.jpg)

"Uh, Phil?  I'm starting to think Alex Ross isn't going to paint this."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on January 27, 2007, 07:25:43 PM
^

lol.  Nice.   :)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 27, 2007, 08:28:26 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/disneygundam_m01j.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on January 27, 2007, 09:23:39 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/disneygundam_m01j.jpg)

The Japanese need to get out more.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 28, 2007, 10:33:59 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/disneygundam_m01j.jpg)

Mickey: "Yeah, but can it get wifi?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 29, 2007, 11:21:14 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/flower_dog.jpg)
It's the new and improved Chia-Pups...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on January 29, 2007, 11:42:01 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/flower_dog.jpg)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 29, 2007, 11:58:41 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/flower_dog.jpg)

Witness the next great leap in evolution as dogs mimic flowers to hide from predators!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 29, 2007, 04:12:40 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/flower_dog.jpg)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Dog's are a
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
man's best friend
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on January 29, 2007, 04:28:40 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/flower_dog.jpg)

I give it thirty seconds before some local dog has ripped these out of the ground trying to find an ass to sniff.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on January 29, 2007, 05:46:10 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/flower_dog.jpg)

What breed are they...Flausers?


...I'll be going now.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bartender on January 29, 2007, 07:37:52 PM
Oh I get it, it's a Lassie/Little shop of Horrors crossover!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BathTub on January 30, 2007, 02:04:44 AM
Oh I get it, it's a Lassie/Little shop of Horrors crossover!

Hahahahaha, that's a good one.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 01, 2007, 09:31:23 AM
(http://www.queerty.com/queer/cliffechestH.jpg)

"Hey, don't point that thing at me!"

~ the horse
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 01, 2007, 09:45:27 AM
ok seriously, this whole harry potter thing has taken a very disturbing turn.

Least has more clothes on than tom cruise did in legend.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BathTub on February 01, 2007, 11:24:36 AM
What is he? a Jaffa or something? with a hole for his symbiote.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on February 01, 2007, 07:02:33 PM
I saw the picture in a newspaper.  I think it's for a play he's doing, not Potter.    As for a caption: "Check this wand out!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 01, 2007, 07:12:47 PM
wait till herminine sees this ;)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on February 01, 2007, 07:26:47 PM
Somewhere, Bruce Vilanche is looking at this picture and saying "Wow, what a stallion!  And the horse ain't bad, either!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on February 01, 2007, 08:29:05 PM
(http://www.queerty.com/queer/cliffechestH.jpg)

Willllllllllbuuurrr, ohhhhh, Willllllllllllllbuuurrrrr!

And the play is called Equus.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 01, 2007, 09:33:07 PM
Yup. And they're adapting it into a movie called Zoo (http://www.indiewire.com/movies/2007/01/park_city_07_re_8.html).
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SaucyRossy on February 02, 2007, 12:59:53 AM
As for a caption: "Check this wand out!"

You beat me to it.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 02, 2007, 09:06:08 AM
*barfs into trashbag next to him*
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on February 02, 2007, 09:58:59 AM
I don't want to caption this, I just want it to go away.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on February 02, 2007, 11:42:49 AM
Happy to oblige!

Here's a little something I scrounged up for old time's sake!

Caption this! :^)

(http://abservo.50megs.com/c41/Caption_4808.jpg)

Brings new meaning to the term "Technicolor Yawn."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 02, 2007, 11:43:29 AM
uh is that pure energy being doing what i think it is to that girl?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 02, 2007, 11:44:11 AM
(http://abservo.50megs.com/c41/Caption_4808.jpg)


It's the live-action version of The Little Mermaid. Here we see Ariel's voice being taken by Ursula.


Keep singing!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on February 02, 2007, 12:19:37 PM
(http://abservo.50megs.com/c41/Caption_4808.jpg)

I'm not surprised she looks like that.  Candy floss is delicious.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 02, 2007, 03:23:08 PM
(http://abservo.50megs.com/c41/Caption_4808.jpg)

I met a chick at Laser Floyd once, we hit it off a little, went back to her place... anyway, this is exactly what  our night together looked like.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 05, 2007, 01:54:48 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/2005051326_1305360944.jpg)
"Look honey, when the man said 'put a tiger in your tank, he didn't mean lietrally..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 05, 2007, 02:41:27 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/2005051326_1305360944.jpg)

Siegfried's recurring nightmare.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 05, 2007, 04:25:01 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/2005051326_1305360944.jpg)

If this is the direction they're going with the new Thundercats movie, count me out!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on February 05, 2007, 04:45:17 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/2005051326_1305360944.jpg)

It's the Thunder-Thunder-Thunder-Thundercats' HO!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 05, 2007, 04:50:29 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/2005051326_1305360944.jpg)
I had heard that they were looking to re-vamp the Uniroyal mascot... Roaoooorrrrrr!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 05, 2007, 05:29:43 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/2005051326_1305360944.jpg)

This is what my island would look like if I were Dr. Moreau.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: MrCinatit on February 05, 2007, 05:34:33 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/2005051326_1305360944.jpg)
Listen to that engine purr!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 06, 2007, 06:55:56 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/drfeel.jpg)
Cloning popular talk show host Dr. Phil goes horribly awry, Film at 11...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BathTub on February 06, 2007, 06:57:07 AM

If this is the direction they're going with the new Thundercats movie, count me out!
Count me in!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: MrCinatit on February 06, 2007, 07:42:00 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/drfeel.jpg)


There is a pretty good chance that at least 50 percent of those pictured here have a hand up his butt.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on February 06, 2007, 09:45:55 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/drfeel.jpg)


There is a pretty good chance that at least 50 percent of those pictured here have a hand up his butt.

He looks so stiff and awkward, as if he was being controlled by a novice puppeteer.  The muppet looks great, though.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 06, 2007, 12:40:03 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/drfeel.jpg)

It ain't easy being white, it ain't easy being brown... ;)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on February 06, 2007, 12:59:24 PM
The aliens should have known better than to have Jim Henson's creature shop design their replicants...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 07, 2007, 02:08:11 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070207/capt.sge.pyo24.070207170754.photo00.photo.default-512x374.jpg?x=380&y=277&sig=9YHPOOb66ZojjGIE2t_kyw--)

"Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on February 07, 2007, 02:11:17 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070207/capt.sge.pyo24.070207170754.photo00.photo.default-512x374.jpg?x=380&y=277&sig=9YHPOOb66ZojjGIE2t_kyw--)

"Why, oh why, did I ever eat that guy on the longboard?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 07, 2007, 02:13:57 PM
Lobster:  Come on you want a peice of me i can take ya.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: ScottotD on February 07, 2007, 02:22:22 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/drfeel.jpg)

Do you hear that? it's Jim Henson spinning in his grave.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 07, 2007, 02:27:13 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070207/capt.sge.pyo24.070207170754.photo00.photo.default-512x374.jpg?x=380&y=277&sig=9YHPOOb66ZojjGIE2t_kyw--)

Attack of the Long-nosed Wrinkle Shark!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 07, 2007, 03:06:43 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070207/capt.sge.pyo24.070207170754.photo00.photo.default-512x374.jpg?x=380&y=277&sig=9YHPOOb66ZojjGIE2t_kyw--)

Mel Gibson hates this particular shark species more than any other for some reason...  ;D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on February 07, 2007, 03:18:53 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070207/capt.sge.pyo24.070207170754.photo00.photo.default-512x374.jpg?x=380&y=277&sig=9YHPOOb66ZojjGIE2t_kyw--)



"Why, yes, my name is Cyrano!  Why do you ask?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 07, 2007, 08:52:56 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1140820165726.jpg)
Could you hold that one card up?  What's it say?  Oh, yeah -- 'Arf!'
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: MrCinatit on February 08, 2007, 04:26:53 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1140820165726.jpg)


"Finally! The perfect hiding place - they will NEVER find me here!"

"So...many...butts...to...sniff..."

"You think I'm crazy to hang around with a bunch of dogs? Crazy like a fox."

"Nobody move...I just lost a contact."

"Buddy...you are in the wrong line."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on February 08, 2007, 04:47:36 AM
Oh lord... they spotted me!

9_9
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BathTub on February 08, 2007, 11:22:12 AM
Hahahaha.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 08, 2007, 12:35:39 PM
Oh lord... they spotted me!

9_9
So that's where you've been all this time...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on February 08, 2007, 05:51:16 PM
Well mind you, those hounds make good poker buddies

I've won a few rounds and gained quiet a bit of cash.

Shame, we vulpen dont have any room on those 'Dogs Gambling' paintings

Anyway, do carry on ^_^
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on February 08, 2007, 06:03:55 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1140820165726.jpg)

The ironic thing is that the fox's name is Waldo.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on February 09, 2007, 12:15:01 PM
No, it would be ironic if the fox was the only one in the picture that isn't named Waldo.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 10, 2007, 06:18:07 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/burgermobile.jpg)
I've heard of 'Meals on Wheels' but this is ridiculous!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on February 10, 2007, 08:08:08 PM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/burgermobile.jpg)

Whopper or chopper? You decide!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on February 10, 2007, 09:42:25 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/burgermobile.jpg)

Two all beef patties, hippie slob, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a nifty speed-bike.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 10, 2007, 11:24:06 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/burgermobile.jpg)

After almost crashing at an astonishing 95 miles an hour, Lenny added his own "special sauce" to this burger...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: MrCinatit on February 11, 2007, 05:37:25 AM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/burgermobile.jpg)

Dude, I am so hungry right now...you're starting to look like a hamburger.

I specifically remember NOT ordering the biker!


Wait'll you see what the fries look like.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 11, 2007, 06:24:36 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1139711310804.jpg)
A Japanese Brewery is test marketing a new catnip flavored beer...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on February 11, 2007, 08:57:09 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1139711310804.jpg)

Garfield almost won an Oscar for his role in The Lost Weekend.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on February 11, 2007, 01:49:08 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1139711310804.jpg)

Ever wondered why cats seem to have trouble walking on two feet?  This is why.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 12, 2007, 09:28:43 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1141902688033.jpg)
A clear cut case of software incompatibility, if ever I saw one...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on February 12, 2007, 09:40:30 PM
What Raggedy Ann sees after going through her rebellious teen years, dying her hair green, and experimenting with hallucinogens. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 12, 2007, 09:57:00 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1141902688033.jpg)

Now we know why Cypher didn't take the Blue Pill...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BathTub on February 12, 2007, 09:58:49 PM
Prince selects new members for his band.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bus Taker on February 12, 2007, 10:07:13 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1141902688033.jpg)

I don't think they get the concept of Pilates.

This gives new meaning to the term blueballs.

From the people who brought you Prince of Space, Invasion of the Neptune Men, Godzilla vs.....

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on February 12, 2007, 10:09:40 PM
This gives new meaning to the term blueballs.

Actually, I don't know if it does.  I think Raggedy Ann has been a bit of a tease, and Mr. Squeaky Hammer head is going to get what he wants one way or another.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bus Taker on February 12, 2007, 10:59:12 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1140820165726.jpg)

A new sequel: The Fox and the Hound and the Hound and the Hound and the......
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 12, 2007, 11:02:25 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1141902688033.jpg)

I don't think they get the concept of Pilates.

This gives new meaning to the term blueballs.

From the people who brought you Prince of Space, Invasion of the Neptune Men, Godzilla vs.....


This gives new meaning to the term blueballs.

Actually, I don't know if it does.  I think Raggedy Ann has been a bit of a tease, and Mr. Squeaky Hammer head is going to get what he wants one way or another.
Please tell me you're joking...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on February 13, 2007, 07:15:29 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1141902688033.jpg)

After 9 hours of labour, Anne finally gave birth.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 13, 2007, 01:18:39 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1141902688033.jpg)

Wow. The Japanese certainly celebrate St. Patrick's Day differently, to say the least.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: MrCinatit on February 13, 2007, 04:10:59 PM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1141902688033.jpg)

Just ignore them. They want the attention.

"I've gotta tell you, this was the worst remake of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes that I've ever seen!"

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on February 13, 2007, 06:55:30 PM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1141902688033.jpg)

It's a post-modern adaptation of the myth of Atlas!

OR

Friends don't let friends participate in performance art.

OR

It's funny until you realize that the next presidential election could be decided by these people.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 13, 2007, 07:53:25 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1127709309197.jpg)
...and to think that I had such high hopes for the remake of 'The Wizard of OZ'...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on February 13, 2007, 08:40:06 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1127709309197.jpg)

A giant tentacled creature will rape them for the rest of the show.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on February 13, 2007, 10:25:29 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1141902688033.jpg)

"We broke it. Yes, we were naughty. Completely naughty. So, so very sorry. But just between you and us, it felt quite good."

Or perhaps:

"Oh! I feel it! I feel the Cosmos!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on February 13, 2007, 10:59:59 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1127709309197.jpg)

Typical case of acute anti-present nasal passages, with resulting optical elephantitis.  Sad really.  The inability to expel mucus from the nostrils causes their sinuses to burst, and slowly fills their eye balls, causing them to swell like little water balloons.  It's horribly painful, leaving most people practically blind.  But it's a highly desired trait in the anime business, they think it makes you 'cute'.  And the real sick thing is, if you want to be an anime actress, but happen to be lucky enough to not suffer from anti-present nasal passages, you are forced to wear a close pin on your nose whenever you aren't shooting.  I mean, the studio bosses deny it up and down.  They say the actresses do it on their own accord.  Which is sorta true, but only because they know they won't land a job if they don't.  It disgusts me every time I go down there.  But I mean, thank god for cgi.  Before, if you had a nose (smellies they'd call em, or sometimes nosy) and you really wanted into the biz, they had you chop it off.  I'm dead serious.  They had a miniature guillotine that they'd use.  Then they'd put putty over it.  I mean, do you think it's just a coincidence Michael Jackson looks the way he does?  He wanted in.  He made a few films, but he just couldn't take the dark underbelly.  I mean, he didn't mind being raped by tentacles so much as all the pressure put on people to conform.  Anyway, now they can just cgi your nose off in post if you have one.  But there are still some starving actresses that are convinced they won't be able to get in unless they chop it off.  I mean, talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: MrCinatit on February 14, 2007, 06:56:02 AM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1127709309197.jpg)

Worst Q-Tip ever.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: WouTar on February 14, 2007, 07:23:29 AM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1127709309197.jpg)

Yeah pervs, they're eighteen, just keep telling yourself that.

Girls? Guys? Who the hell knows!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on February 14, 2007, 09:21:56 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1127709309197.jpg)

Lucky Charms commercials sure are different in Japan.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on February 14, 2007, 10:48:16 AM
(http://thursdays.com/pic200/fabholdtigerlp.jpg)

An album from siegfried and roy's personal collection

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on February 14, 2007, 03:00:06 PM

And the number one album people choose to take their life to, is...


(http://thursdays.com/pic200/fabholdtigerlp.jpg)

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: MrCinatit on February 14, 2007, 04:11:13 PM
(http://thursdays.com/pic200/fabholdtigerlp.jpg)


Despite the far away and blank look, we assure you that it is real.
The tiger, however, is fake.

Remarkably, this was the least freakiest picture taken from the set.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 16, 2007, 06:41:07 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/cats/placeyourbets.jpg)Here Kitty Kitty Kitty....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 16, 2007, 06:47:16 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/cats/placeyourbets.jpg)

Get her, Stephen jr.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 17, 2007, 09:54:49 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070217/capt.wxs10102171621.people_britney_spears_wxs101.jpg?x=380&y=283&sig=5YqJ542Kfd8R9qCB5bPvmw--)

Britney's switch from Kabbalah to Scientology.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BathTub on February 17, 2007, 10:33:27 AM
Get her, Stephen jr.

hahaha.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 17, 2007, 11:11:55 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070217/capt.wxs10102171621.people_britney_spears_wxs101.jpg?x=380&y=283&sig=5YqJ542Kfd8R9qCB5bPvmw--)


So sad. So very, very sad.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 17, 2007, 11:23:39 AM
sinead oconner was put to death today immediatly following her come back tour announcement.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BathTub on February 17, 2007, 11:23:58 AM
her haircut is pretty lame too.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 18, 2007, 03:11:48 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/DOOM/RocksDoom3.jpg)
Can you smell what the Rock is cooking, it ain't an Oscar, that's for sure...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 18, 2007, 03:29:02 PM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/DOOM/RocksDoom3.jpg)

Seriously? Lord of the Rings?. Well what are you doing here, then?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Moose on February 18, 2007, 05:31:55 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/DOOM/RocksDoom3.jpg)

If I stare at him long enough he'll have to kiss me!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 19, 2007, 08:28:15 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/mikebee.jpg)
You know Mike, we can't all be the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 19, 2007, 11:27:17 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/DoomSpeed2.jpg)

.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 20, 2007, 05:58:41 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/mikebee.jpg)
You know Mike, we can't all be the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee...
...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I met Yahoo Serious..
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 21, 2007, 09:28:32 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/004-07.jpg)
Apparently they had to clean out Bobo's litter box...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on February 21, 2007, 11:33:57 AM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/mikebee.jpg)


Watch out for killer bee Nelson's!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on February 21, 2007, 02:38:24 PM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/mikebee.jpg)

Nobody dared to taste Mike's "honey".
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on February 21, 2007, 03:13:21 PM
A typo had Mike thinking he was portraying Mr. Natural Bee...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 22, 2007, 07:11:37 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/006-45.jpg)
So which one of you is Chris O' Donnell, and which of you is George Clooney?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 22, 2007, 10:11:53 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/DoomSpeed2.jpg)

.


Said it once before, but it bears repeating now...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 24, 2007, 02:39:25 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070220/capt.laab11202202318.mardi_gras_laab112.jpg?x=380&y=305&sig=M_HQdjjeJjcYRGqkmvQ1pQ--)

Every man's dream business venture, not with that woman, though. Yeesh.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on February 24, 2007, 07:51:44 PM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070220/capt.laab11202202318.mardi_gras_laab112.jpg?x=380&y=305&sig=M_HQdjjeJjcYRGqkmvQ1pQ--)

Tragically, this was the last photograph of Dr Good, as moments later he was smothered by Pandora Peaks.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 27, 2007, 02:38:07 PM
[yt=425,350]GHHK-PusJlE[/yt]

Who wants a cold shower?



*Thought I'd kick things up w/ a video... and then kick things down.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 27, 2007, 02:43:06 PM
well i spose its still better than seeing whoopi goldberg naked.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 27, 2007, 03:21:08 PM
That can be arranged... :-X
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 27, 2007, 03:24:39 PM
DEAR GOD NO
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 27, 2007, 03:27:22 PM
(http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30051d&ip=43aa79a2&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.poster.net%2Fgoldberg-whoopi%2Fgoldberg-whoopi-photo-whoopi-goldberg-6204719.jpg).
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 27, 2007, 03:29:32 PM
ha for once i was protected by the fire wall
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 27, 2007, 03:35:12 PM
ha for once i was protected by the fire wall
What's your e-mail then? I know how lonely it gets out in the desert. ;D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 27, 2007, 03:44:00 PM
dear god no
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 28, 2007, 05:37:09 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K%20fanart/LeiaprogrammingTomServo.jpg)
Does this bug you?  I'm not touching you...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on February 28, 2007, 07:46:15 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K%20fanart/LeiaprogrammingTomServo.jpg)


Help me Obi Wan Nelson, you're my only hope.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 28, 2007, 07:52:16 PM
Carrie Fisher, during one of her many drug trips, tries to put change into an imaginary Tom Servo's head for a bright green gumball.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 28, 2007, 08:14:05 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K%20fanart/LeiaprogrammingTomServo.jpg)

"Hmm, let's see...

Ah, here it is, Jedi Rocks.

DELETE!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 28, 2007, 08:17:57 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K%20fanart/LeiaprogrammingTomServo.jpg)

"Show me what's under your hoverskirt, and I'll show you what's under mine." >:D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on March 01, 2007, 11:27:21 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K%20fanart/LeiaprogrammingTomServo.jpg)

"Well, she's no coffee maker, but she'll do."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 02, 2007, 12:14:38 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K%20fanart/LeiaprogrammingTomServo.jpg)

He's certainly set his sights higher after that blender debacle in Season 1.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 02, 2007, 08:26:53 AM
We cant keep meeting like this my love, I think han is getting suspicious
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 02, 2007, 07:25:14 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/004-09.jpg)
Hey Granpa Joel, what's for supper?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 02, 2007, 07:26:31 PM
The forgotten unaired HeeHaw crossover.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Moose on March 04, 2007, 06:29:40 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/004-09.jpg)
...but all the while they were unaware that they were being stalked by a tiny assassin...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on March 06, 2007, 02:08:37 AM
(http://www.newsaramablog.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10006/galacteddy.jpg)
I am Gawactus - devouwew of wowwds!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 06, 2007, 06:59:05 AM
(http://www.newsaramablog.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10006/galacteddy.jpg)

Who'd have though an evil, destructive being could be so cute and cuddly!

Take that, Chucky!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on March 06, 2007, 10:48:13 AM
(http://www.newsaramablog.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10006/galacteddy.jpg)


The much hyped Transformers movie proved to be a big dissapointment for fans
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 06, 2007, 01:24:27 PM
Member of a gay-tanic space puppy cult.

Also, welcome back shark.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 06, 2007, 02:21:40 PM
guess what, there is a god, and yes all of earths religions and science were wrong about him, err, it.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 06, 2007, 08:09:27 PM
(http://www.newsaramablog.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10006/galacteddy.jpg)


While not the biggest seller at 'The Teddy Bear Workshop', It still is certainly the BIGGEST.........

and...  "Recently it was revealed at a press conference that The Silver Surfer's master 'Galactipaws' will indeed be making an appearance in the long anticipated sequel to 'The Fantastic Four' movie, after some minor retooling, of course...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on March 07, 2007, 06:25:13 AM
Galacticus has camel toe. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Cibernético II on March 07, 2007, 11:50:37 PM
The devouring of worlds has never been so adorable.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: ChrisHanel on March 08, 2007, 07:35:45 AM
This Valentine's Day, give your loved one the cute fluffy stuffed animal that tells her, "I'd give you the whole world.... ON A PLATE!"

-Chris
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 08, 2007, 04:43:20 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1144847410842.gif)
Worst anime crossover EVER!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 08, 2007, 05:11:07 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1144847410842.gif)

How DARE they even ATTEMPT to associate themselves with the great Calvin and Hobbes????????????????


I'm upset now.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 08, 2007, 06:02:34 PM
Meh, it could be worse...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1144730574351.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 08, 2007, 06:27:28 PM
Is that Mormon and Hobbes?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on March 08, 2007, 06:48:28 PM
Meh, it could be worse...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1144730574351.jpg)

"But why did you piss on that logo, vash I thought you stood for love and peace"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 08, 2007, 07:06:46 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/random%20picture%20thread/1144730574351.jpg)

This has to be one of the weirdest games of Calvinball I have ever seen.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 08, 2007, 10:00:08 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20070308/2007_03_08t005252_450x316_us_security_usa_sailor.jpg?x=380&y=266&sig=n8RhdveuULztxD4ZiPNB3g--)
Sarcasm's at the controls, again.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on March 09, 2007, 12:09:15 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20070308/2007_03_08t005252_450x316_us_security_usa_sailor.jpg?x=380&y=266&sig=n8RhdveuULztxD4ZiPNB3g--)

The battleship's gunner casts his "vote" (http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php?topic=2561.0;topicseen) for Ariel.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 09, 2007, 06:41:12 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20070308/2007_03_08t005252_450x316_us_security_usa_sailor.jpg?x=380&y=266&sig=n8RhdveuULztxD4ZiPNB3g--)

The Top Secret Government Feather Duster Project, or TSGFDP.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on March 09, 2007, 08:54:36 AM
Bugs Bunny stuck a carrot in the barrel again...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on March 09, 2007, 09:35:16 AM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20070308/2007_03_08t005252_450x316_us_security_usa_sailor.jpg?x=380&y=266&sig=n8RhdveuULztxD4ZiPNB3g--)

under new captain Cheech, the Navy creates worlds largest bong
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 09, 2007, 01:16:06 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/snapshot20050124114515.jpg)
Not all the cast members had luck finding gainful employment after the show's demise...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 09, 2007, 02:46:04 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/snapshot20050124114515.jpg)

Hello, folks. Welcome to the Satellite of Love, with our very special guest, Dee Snyder!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BathTub on March 09, 2007, 02:50:51 PM

Hello, folks. Welcome to the Satellite of Love, with our very special guest, Dee Snyder!

Haha, actually that is a pretty good likeness!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 09, 2007, 05:46:35 PM
We're not gonna take it
 No! We ain't gonna take it
  We're not gonna take it, anymore!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on March 09, 2007, 07:02:59 PM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/snapshot20050124114515.jpg)
[Sigh] *just ignor him and he'll go away, just ignor him and he'll go away*
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 09, 2007, 07:21:24 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/snapshot20050124114515.jpg)
The sad, terrible truth can now be told about the final days of Anna Nichole Smith.  Apparently she stumbled upon a private party where Mike was preparing to release a Riffing of Anna's latest movie.  Needless to say it was too much for her, and she never fully recovered.  ....and now you know, 'The Rest of the Story...'
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on March 09, 2007, 07:28:17 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/snapshot20050124114515.jpg)
It's a good friend who'll go that far to save a you the torture of reading John Grisham.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 10, 2007, 10:35:23 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/snapshot20050124013213.jpg)
Mary Jo recieveing the bad news from her attorney.  She was passed over in her bid to land the leading role in "The Anna Nichole Smith Story"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on March 10, 2007, 01:38:51 PM
geez lay off anna already (too soon)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 10, 2007, 01:48:37 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070309/capt.ny10703090648.people_van_halen_ny107.jpg?x=238&y=345&sig=wdrCBGqUiWmO56rNPPfP7w--)

Are you an onion?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on March 10, 2007, 01:54:50 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070309/capt.ny10703090648.people_van_halen_ny107.jpg?x=238&y=345&sig=wdrCBGqUiWmO56rNPPfP7w--)

Are you an onion?

Citizens of Kahzakstan often live to the ripe old age of 40
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on March 10, 2007, 09:37:02 PM
geez lay off anna already (too soon)

Are there really people upset that that walking trainwreck died? I don't mean to be harsh, but she wasn't exactly a beloved national icon.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on March 10, 2007, 09:47:35 PM
geez lay off anna already (too soon)

Are there really people upset that that walking trainwreck died? I don't mean to be harsh, but she wasn't exactly a beloved national icon.
I guess there's just a waiting period before you can begin laughing at the dead, even the "sting ray to the heart" rifftrax joke felt too soon. Personally I'm all for laughing at the living, let people rest in peace for about a year. To make jokes about it now seems like celebrating her death, and that I can't relate to, its not like she was evil or a bad person, all she did was take her clothes off in playboy and attract a perverted admirer ... she gets way too much shit, leave her alone for awhile. Even the Soup on E understands this... shadier parts of the internet on the other hand probably want funeral pictures, lets try to be more like the soup and take the high road.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on March 10, 2007, 11:32:42 PM
geez lay off anna already (too soon)

Are there really people upset that that walking trainwreck died? I don't mean to be harsh, but she wasn't exactly a beloved national icon.
I guess there's just a waiting period before you can begin laughing at the dead, even the "sting ray to the heart" rifftrax joke felt too soon. Personally I'm all for laughing at the living, let people rest in peace for about a year. To make jokes about it now seems like celebrating her death, and that I can't relate to, its not like she was evil or a bad person, all she did was take her clothes off in playboy and attract a perverted admirer ... she gets way too much shit, leave her alone for awhile. Even the Soup on E understands this... shadier parts of the internet on the other hand probably want funeral pictures, lets try to be more like the soup and take the high road.

You make a good point. And that sting ray gag was tasteless.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 10, 2007, 11:55:33 PM
Rifftrax or Bill Maher?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on March 10, 2007, 11:58:30 PM
I meant the RiffTrax gag, but Bill Maher's was way worse. That had only been a couple of weeks. But everyone already knew he was an ass.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 11, 2007, 03:08:21 PM
rifftrax, bill maher, or southpark?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 11, 2007, 01:48:26 PM
Ooh ooh! Are we playing tri-bond now? :)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 11, 2007, 01:49:23 PM
you know i dont think there is supposed to be discussion here lol
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 11, 2007, 02:40:03 PM
Huh.  I didn't even find the post that first mentioned Anna Nicole all that Anna Nicole inflammatory.  Oh, well.  Photo Riff.  Right.  What was the last picture posted?

Sarc's signature.  Hmm.

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Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 11, 2007, 03:10:03 PM
Quote
Sarc's signature.  Hmm.

Jubjub birds and frumious Bandersnatches got you down?  Then why not purchase a pair of Jabberwockies?  Jaws that bite and claws that catch, guaranteed, or your money back!  Once you look into their eyes of flame, you'll know that you made the right choice!

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i like it lol.

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on March 11, 2007, 07:18:44 PM
Let's rerail this thread. :^)

(http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/original/1116224518-04.png)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on March 12, 2007, 12:05:30 AM
(http://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/surferfunky.jpg)
I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up for Rise Of The Silver Surfer.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 12, 2007, 06:08:37 AM
Please do not rise, Silver Surfer.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 12, 2007, 06:30:08 AM
would you like to see my little surfer?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Cibernético II on March 12, 2007, 07:23:51 AM
"Galactus' tyranny wil soon come to an end. For  no evil canwin in the presence of my new Silver Reeboks!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on March 12, 2007, 07:34:02 AM
Marilyn Manson is changing his androgynous image yet again
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 12, 2007, 07:45:36 AM
meet the blueman groups black sheep cousin.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on March 12, 2007, 08:35:06 AM
(http://andersandersen.com/weblog/media/1/20060406-concept_gmc_pad.jpg)

This is what happens when you let Urkel design your car
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on March 12, 2007, 08:38:21 AM
(http://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/surferfunky.jpg)

"Bite my shiny metal..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on March 12, 2007, 07:17:19 PM
(http://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/surferfunky.jpg)

"Bite my shiny metal..."

:D :clap:

He has no problem being buck naked in public, but he won't take his shoes off on the beach? And what's with the grocery store pricing gun? Or is it a label maker?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 13, 2007, 07:05:52 AM
i assure you thats not a beach. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 13, 2007, 09:08:25 AM
Looks like salt flats.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on March 13, 2007, 08:20:09 PM
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1585/mwaor5.jpg)

i assure you thats not a beach. 

Upon further inspection, I agree. Beaches are rarely that close to mountains. Or that flat. Regardless, he took the time to paint himself silver, but didn't take off his sneakers?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on March 14, 2007, 10:54:40 AM
Upon further inspection, I agree. Beaches are rarely that close to mountains. Or that flat. Regardless, he took the time to paint himself silver, but didn't take of his sneakers?

That's got Burning Man written all over it.  In which case, that sand is freakin' hot.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 14, 2007, 11:08:08 AM
(http://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/surferfunky.jpg)
Mack Machowicz gets a little overboard with the latest future weapon, the naked laser.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on March 14, 2007, 05:06:18 PM
Upon further inspection, I agree. Beaches are rarely that close to mountains. Or that flat. Regardless, he took the time to paint himself silver, but didn't take of his sneakers?

That's got Burning Man written all over it.  In which case, that sand is freakin' hot.

And a surfboard painted shiny silver out in the sun's probably pretty damn hot too.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on March 14, 2007, 05:07:56 PM
(http://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/surferfunky.jpg)

"The hardest part was shellacking my balls.  Now they clang when I walk."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on March 14, 2007, 06:01:25 PM
(http://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/surferfunky.jpg)
"The hardest part was shellacking my balls.  Now they clang when I walk."

o/` Silver balls
SIlver balls
It's Surfer time
In the desert
Dingaling
How it stings
Soon I'll be in
The ER o/`
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on March 15, 2007, 12:27:45 PM
(http://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/surferfunky.jpg)

[AlGore]Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the catastrophic effects of global warming.  This used to be the Great Salt Lake, and this man used to be a hairy, pale-faced Norwegian.  But now the lake is dry...and this man charred to an ashen crisp.  Oddly enough, his sunglasses remain intact. (insert long-winded guilt trip here)[/AlGore]
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 15, 2007, 02:25:56 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/_424-138_dr_.jpg)
Dr. F demonstrates his latest invention, a liver spot appearance creme....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 18, 2007, 06:55:04 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070318/capt.d56364c0f15c43a999fd3f6dbd250055.watchful_eyes_kymas101.jpg?x=249&y=345&sig=4NjzCOBIyAHXilld.AVSRw--)
Sadly, Trundlyck the Brave still waits to this day for a return casting call for LOTR: Two Towers.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on March 19, 2007, 04:17:50 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070318/capt.d56364c0f15c43a999fd3f6dbd250055.watchful_eyes_kymas101.jpg?x=249&y=345&sig=4NjzCOBIyAHXilld.AVSRw--)

Not ANOTHER dog.  Noooooo!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 19, 2007, 06:00:33 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070318/capt.d56364c0f15c43a999fd3f6dbd250055.watchful_eyes_kymas101.jpg?x=249&y=345&sig=4NjzCOBIyAHXilld.AVSRw--)


Too fat to play an ent?!?!?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Natureboy on March 19, 2007, 06:04:56 AM
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/ghost_rider/ghostrider3.jpg)

Try new and improved Tegrin shampoo and feel the tingle.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 19, 2007, 06:13:19 AM
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/ghost_rider/ghostrider3.jpg)

Geez, what a hothead.    :rimshot:   (hey, it's just as good as "...feels like my head's on fire"   ;))


Ok, here's a better one:

[Nick Rivers]
"You set my head on fire,
It's burning with desire,
your touch, your lips, your SOUL,
they make me lose control!"
[/Nick Rivers]

do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
ooh-waah.

(hey, torgosPizza, any chance we could get a musical note icon in the smileys section?)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on March 19, 2007, 08:34:03 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070318/capt.d56364c0f15c43a999fd3f6dbd250055.watchful_eyes_kymas101.jpg?x=249&y=345&sig=4NjzCOBIyAHXilld.AVSRw--)

A photo of the Great Deku Tree taken in his front yard sometime during his sophore year of high school.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on March 19, 2007, 02:30:44 PM
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/beastiality/lv18_23a.jpg).
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on March 19, 2007, 06:25:23 PM
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/beastiality/lv18_23a.jpg)

Sometimes the bear fucks you... 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 19, 2007, 06:31:32 PM
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/beastiality/lv18_23a.jpg).

As little bunny Froo-Froo hopped through the forest to gather up the field mice and bop them on the head, he came across a scene that would haunt his little bunny mind forever.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on March 19, 2007, 06:33:04 PM
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/beastiality/lv18_23a.jpg)

The image is from The Brick Testament (http://www.thebricktestament.com), by the way. Good stuff.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on March 19, 2007, 06:42:43 PM
Holy Crap! (pun intended)

I was even going to make a "Why God created Eve" comment, but thought it was lame.

edit: I just went through that site and WOW.  They put a lot of work into that and did a GREAT job.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on March 19, 2007, 06:45:23 PM
I was even going to make a "Why God created Eve" comment, but thought it was lame.

I like the implications of that. Like Adam was just roaming around Eden humping everything he could get his hands on. :D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on March 19, 2007, 08:27:39 PM
The image is from The Brick Testament (http://www.thebricktestament.com), by the way. Good stuff.

And if you enjoyed The Brick Testament, I also highly recommend Barfield Loses His Lunch (http://www.thereverend.com/barfield/) by the same author.  It's a big, sloppy, wet kiss to haters of horrible, repetitive comic strips everywhere.

I think page 17 (http://www.thereverend.com/barfield/pages/barfield017.html) is my favorite.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on March 19, 2007, 08:37:17 PM
The image is from The Brick Testament (http://www.thebricktestament.com), by the way. Good stuff.

And if you enjoyed The Brick Testament, I also highly recommend Barfield Loses His Lunch (http://www.thereverend.com/barfield/) by the same author.  It's a big, sloppy, wet kiss to haters of horrible, repetitive comic strips everywhere.

I think page 17 (http://www.thereverend.com/barfield/pages/barfield017.html) is my favorite.
(http://www.thereverend.com/barfield/images/barfield015.gif)
That is exactly what my cat does.

Someone pointed out that if you edit out Garfield's thought bubbles, the strip becomes almost funny. Observe. (http://www.truthandbeautybombs.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=4997&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)
(http://home.comcast.net/~tembre/gar6.jpg)
Also strangely reminiscent of my cat...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 20, 2007, 09:00:38 AM
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/beastiality/lv18_23a.jpg)

Robot Chicken really crossed the line with this one.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Natureboy on March 21, 2007, 11:29:35 AM
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/beastiality/lv18_23a.jpg)

The first photo on record of George Michael and Jose Eber on their first date 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: roguescout on March 23, 2007, 08:31:15 PM
(http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/beastiality/lv18_23a.jpg)

After his arson conviction, Smokey the Bear gets his first true taste of prison life. A fellow inmate looks on and patiently waits to toss some salad.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on March 23, 2007, 08:33:10 PM
Does that picture remind anyone else of Super Troopers?

"Do... do... do you need assistance!? Bear F*cker!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: roguescout on March 23, 2007, 11:38:25 PM
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2385/dglllife007qq1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Have at it.
BTW... The pilot is the amazing Kirby Chambliss.

http://www.chamblissaerobatics.com/ (http://www.chamblissaerobatics.com/)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on March 26, 2007, 08:21:38 PM
Someone had to do it.
(http://photos-145.ak.facebook.com/ip006/v26/4/125/60713614/n60713614_30361145_2573.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on March 27, 2007, 03:30:08 AM
(http://photos-145.ak.facebook.com/ip006/v26/4/125/60713614/n60713614_30361145_2573.jpg)

The new "man-scarf" proved to be a fashion disaster.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: atomictophat on March 27, 2007, 03:49:26 AM
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2385/dglllife007qq1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Have at it.
BTW... The pilot is the amazing Kirby Chambliss.

http://www.chamblissaerobatics.com/ (http://www.chamblissaerobatics.com/)

These steam-powered planes are just never going to make it.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: ScottotD on March 27, 2007, 04:20:29 AM
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2385/dglllife007qq1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Harry and William try to get rid of that 'old lady smell' early.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on March 27, 2007, 04:33:22 AM
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2385/dglllife007qq1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Cheech & Chong learn how to fly an airplane. ;D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 27, 2007, 08:00:58 AM

(http://photos-145.ak.facebook.com/ip006/v26/4/125/60713614/n60713614_30361145_2573.jpg)

JP's bro may have seemed happy then, but then the Chinese food really started to digest... and well... he was gonna need a new shirt.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on March 27, 2007, 09:53:10 AM
(http://photos-145.ak.facebook.com/ip006/v26/4/125/60713614/n60713614_30361145_2573.jpg)

This brings to mind a Demetri Martin quote:
"Checkers taught me that a king is a guy with another guy that looks just like him on top of him.  But life taught me that's a queen."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 01, 2007, 06:20:01 PM
Let's get things started back up here.
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070330/capt.e42dd752c6364d8eae2c5d6e13c0c8fb.clinton_2008_con102.jpg?x=302&y=345&sig=dnkoVQblws3kiWAUf.QGMg--)

Hillary Clinton's "O-Face".
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on April 01, 2007, 08:04:37 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070330/capt.e42dd752c6364d8eae2c5d6e13c0c8fb.clinton_2008_con102.jpg?x=302&y=345&sig=dnkoVQblws3kiWAUf.QGMg--)
HILARY MUST FEED!

Proving that women shouldn't have mullets, either.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on April 01, 2007, 11:14:33 PM
(http://debri.ru/temp/pics/070402-115709-big.jpg)
Polar bears on drugs... Sad.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on April 02, 2007, 05:08:53 AM
Hillary Clinton's "O-Face".

AAAGGHH!  AAAGHHH!!  AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH!!!!  GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on April 02, 2007, 05:10:21 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070330/capt.e42dd752c6364d8eae2c5d6e13c0c8fb.clinton_2008_con102.jpg?x=302&y=345&sig=dnkoVQblws3kiWAUf.QGMg--)

AAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVAAAAAAAYYYYYY MARRRRRIIIIAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 02, 2007, 06:14:27 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/a49f.jpg)
Crow: "No, no no, forget him, just get the mic away from him, PLEASE!!!"
Mike: "Well at least he's being a real trooper about all this.. oh wait..."
Tom: "Wow, so I see that there's some noise pollution that even Holywood won't put up with... "
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: ScottotD on April 02, 2007, 06:30:58 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/a49f.jpg)

Well, he's at least mastered a few more notes than Mark Hamill.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 02, 2007, 06:51:58 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/a49f.jpg)
Star.. Wars..... nothing but...      Star....          Wars.                        Nothing but......
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on April 02, 2007, 08:31:53 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/a49f.jpg)

Tom: [as Shatner] "I'm... not the...DROID...your...LOOKING for!"
Mike: That's not a moon!  It's Shatner's scalp!
Crow: So now do ya think Sauron could send the orcs after Nimoy?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 02, 2007, 11:29:31 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070402/capt.f7296958a2434fd6b67ee3849cbbab78.wrestlemania_mico101.jpg?x=380&y=260&sig=eTC2SlthyTaiSeUBNsuLrw--)

Donald Trump takes part in the celebratory popping of Vince McMahon's 20 year old head zit.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on April 03, 2007, 12:09:02 AM
(http://hellboyanimated.typepad.com/hellboy_animated/images/picture_1_3.png)
Frip Frops
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 03, 2007, 04:00:09 AM
(http://hellboyanimated.typepad.com/hellboy_animated/images/picture_1_3.png)
''Scuse us. Did you see where Theo went to? Is he trying the strawberry cough w/o us?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 03, 2007, 04:24:50 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070330/capt.e42dd752c6364d8eae2c5d6e13c0c8fb.clinton_2008_con102.jpg?x=302&y=345&sig=dnkoVQblws3kiWAUf.QGMg--)

The horror...
The horror...


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/a49f.jpg)

Shatner -
"You tell Vader you're not available for Bar Mitzvahs and this is what you get!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 03, 2007, 06:36:26 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070330/capt.e42dd752c6364d8eae2c5d6e13c0c8fb.clinton_2008_con102.jpg?x=302&y=345&sig=dnkoVQblws3kiWAUf.QGMg--)

"MORE!? You want MORE!?!?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on April 03, 2007, 07:02:29 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070330/capt.e42dd752c6364d8eae2c5d6e13c0c8fb.clinton_2008_con102.jpg?x=302&y=345&sig=dnkoVQblws3kiWAUf.QGMg--)

"You want the truth?? You cant handle the truth!!"


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/a49f.jpg)

Aliens carry Shatner back to his home world

(http://hellboyanimated.typepad.com/hellboy_animated/images/picture_1_3.png)

Disembaudio's toast has a strange habit of coming to life
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on April 09, 2007, 06:25:01 PM
(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/penis_jacket.jpg)

I don't like the new USC mascot.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on April 09, 2007, 08:28:09 PM
(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/penis_jacket.jpg)

For some strange reason, when I look at him I can't stop thinking about my father.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on April 09, 2007, 08:30:47 PM
Y'know, when I was posting this, I thought to myself, "Steve-O's will enjoy this."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 09, 2007, 08:32:48 PM
(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/penis_jacket.jpg)

For some strange reason, when I look at him I can't stop thinking about my father.

Wierd. I see Al Gore. A litte Vanila Ice around the chin.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on April 09, 2007, 08:42:12 PM
Y'know, when I was posting this, I thought to myself, "Steve-O's will enjoy this."

Oh, great.  I've cultivated a reputation as "the guy who likes penises."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on April 09, 2007, 08:44:24 PM
Y'know, when I was posting this, I thought to myself, "Steve-O's will enjoy this."

Oh, great.  I've cultivated a reputation as "the guy who likes penises."

I think we've found your sig.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Mr. Schlitz on April 12, 2007, 10:59:06 AM
(http://www.crittersbythebay.com/yippee/yip-hodg.jpg)

 :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BobEvil on April 13, 2007, 06:09:14 AM
Why you should always check your facts before agreeing to a three-way...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 15, 2007, 02:59:04 PM
(http://www.crittersbythebay.com/yippee/yip-hodg.jpg)

After so many malfunctioning ACME products, Wile E. Coyote became blind, making his attempts to capture the Road Runner even more pathetic.  (And you thought such a feat would be next to impossible!)  But at least he caught something this time.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Mr. Schlitz on April 16, 2007, 03:21:32 AM
Anyone notice who the guy in back is?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on April 16, 2007, 05:38:24 AM
(http://www.crittersbythebay.com/yippee/yip-hodg.jpg)

Dying himself a different colour did not fool the papparazzi in their outing of Snagglepuss.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BathTub on April 16, 2007, 07:57:23 AM
Anyone notice who the guy in back is?

hah, is that joel?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Mr. Schlitz on April 16, 2007, 09:01:48 AM
Anyone notice who the guy in back is?

hah, is that joel?

You got it...

(http://texaspecanfest.com/trophy.jpg)

I ran across that picture on Google. Pretty funny...and rather distrurbing.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on April 16, 2007, 10:36:49 PM
(http://catmas.com/images/2006/10/arnie-cat.jpg).
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 17, 2007, 04:50:38 AM
(http://catmas.com/images/2006/10/arnie-cat.jpg).

This cat's name is Cookies. And I'm tossing him.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on April 17, 2007, 08:40:14 AM
(http://catmas.com/images/2006/10/arnie-cat.jpg).

It was only when Mr. Kittles leapt from the cockpit of the malfunctioning Govern-o-tron 2000 that we realized the true extent of the feline rebellion.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 17, 2007, 03:28:34 PM
(http://catmas.com/images/2006/10/arnie-cat.jpg)

"Gray Davis is a pussy! And dis is vut I do to pussies!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on April 17, 2007, 04:00:19 PM
(http://catmas.com/images/2006/10/arnie-cat.jpg)


FLY! BE FREE!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bob on April 17, 2007, 04:37:25 PM
(http://catmas.com/images/2006/10/arnie-cat.jpg).

The Rams are moving back to LA, the Rams are moving back to LA!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 17, 2007, 05:06:08 PM
(http://catmas.com/images/2006/10/arnie-cat.jpg).

In other news, 20th Century Fox has announced a remake of Alien, with Arnold Schwarzenegger playing the part of Kane and a cat as the titular alien.  Here, we see a screen capture of the film just before the obligatory CGI blood and gore is added.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 17, 2007, 07:46:23 PM
in an effort to one up previous gaffs by other famous politicians in order to get free media play, arnold does his take on the famous Johnson beagle incident.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on April 17, 2007, 09:39:59 PM
(http://catmas.com/images/2006/10/arnie-cat.jpg)
Crying "Sic semper tyranus," Mister Boots sailed past Governor Schwarzenegger, slicing deep into the movie star-turned-politician's carotid artery, and suddenly the crowd understood the sinister purpose of the tiny catapult downstage.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on April 18, 2007, 05:10:29 PM
(http://www.february-7.com/warehouse/knightrider&arnoldjackson.jpg).
Steve-O?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 18, 2007, 06:07:50 PM
Will Ferrell? ???
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on April 18, 2007, 08:39:01 PM
(http://www.february-7.com/warehouse/knightrider&arnoldjackson.jpg).
Steve-O?

Yes, that's me there in the back, sporting the stylish fireman's hat and poncho ensemble.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Justin on April 20, 2007, 10:54:46 AM
(http://www.4colorrebellion.net/media/pics/06/09/dokiscreen1.jpg)

... ... ...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bob on April 20, 2007, 10:56:09 AM
(http://www.4colorrebellion.net/media/pics/06/09/dokiscreen1.jpg)

... ... ...

Hi, we are japanese, we love our child porn.   Just DEAL with it rest of the planet.   
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on April 20, 2007, 11:03:48 AM
And some question why the DS outsells all other video game systems
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on April 20, 2007, 11:06:30 AM
(http://www.4colorrebellion.net/media/pics/06/09/dokiscreen1.jpg)



A new feature in the next Pokemon game:  chest-mounted pokeball holders!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on April 20, 2007, 05:13:39 PM
(http://www.4colorrebellion.net/media/pics/06/09/dokiscreen1.jpg)

Blow on it, and her skirt lifts up.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on April 20, 2007, 05:21:24 PM
You know, there's every chance that's true. :^)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 20, 2007, 10:01:58 PM
(http://www.4colorrebellion.net/media/pics/06/09/dokiscreen1.jpg)
Where do you think that smiley face goes?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on April 21, 2007, 07:41:20 PM
Someday I will visit Japan and come back very disappointed.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 21, 2007, 07:50:08 PM
what they dont have 4 feet tall women with pink hair down to their ankles and large racks?  damn what a gyp
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 21, 2007, 07:52:40 PM
Has anyone though about how incredibly strange and creepy a lot of anime fashion would look on a real person? Impossibly huge boobs, gravity-defying hair, skirts the size of diapers...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 21, 2007, 08:01:07 PM
i like the hair thing though
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 21, 2007, 08:02:49 PM
I know what you mean, but imagine it on a real person with real hair. The kind of anime hair that could put someone's eye out. Doesn't it look wrong? It's past the point of diminishing returns for me.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on April 21, 2007, 08:05:37 PM
Has anyone though about how incredibly strange and creepy a lot of anime fashion would look on a real person? Impossibly huge boobs, gravity-defying hair, skirts the size of diapers...

Google Image the word "cosplay" some time. Holy crap.

I know what you mean, but imagine it on a real person with real hair. The kind of anime hair that could put someone's eye out. Doesn't it look wrong? It's past the point of diminishing returns for me.

Yeah, it's the hair that ruins your suspension of disbelief.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 21, 2007, 08:07:57 PM
Google Image the word "cosplay" some time. Holy crap.

I'd rather rub iron filings into my eyes, thanks. Or spend a leisurely year or two in an Algerian prison.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on April 21, 2007, 08:12:52 PM
Google Image the word "cosplay" some time. Holy crap.

I'd rather rub iron filings into my eyes, thanks. Or spend a leisurely year or two in an Algerian prison.

Oh, I dunno. Some of those images are rather, uh, pleasing.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 21, 2007, 08:15:19 PM
You could probably toss a coin to find out which would grab my attention more, the boobs and legs or the overall surreal atmosphere. If it's the latter, it would set off my primal sense of danger and unplug the area of my brain that appreciates shapely bodies for a little bit.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on April 21, 2007, 08:23:08 PM
It's not the surreality that distracts from the shapely ladies - it's the, er, unshapelier ladies. At least I know enough not to go a convention dressed as He-Man, overzealous fangirl.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 22, 2007, 05:31:53 AM
It's not the surreality that distracts from the shapely ladies - it's the, er, unshapelier ladies.

Hence why I avoid cosplay in the first place. I'll get my misshapen social outcasts through D&D, thanks. At least then I don't have to look at any part of their pale, squishy bodies being exposed by belly shirts and short skirts.

Belly Shirts and Short Skirts - sounds like a hair metal song.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Indomitus on April 22, 2007, 10:19:20 AM
It's not the surreality that distracts from the shapely ladies - it's the, er, unshapelier ladies. At least I know enough not to go a convention dressed as He-Man, overzealous fangirl.
Or Batman, complete with over-stuffed area.  (Star Wars Celebration III, while waiting in line the first day.  :speechless:)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 22, 2007, 10:48:07 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070412/i/r2497323710.jpg?x=251&y=345&sig=F1k0.Use3GAyw1BrTcBljg--)

The Grudge 3,

or Lapunzel.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on April 22, 2007, 08:12:39 PM
(http://www.4colorrebellion.net/media/pics/06/09/dokiscreen1.jpg)

You don't wanna know what you use as a stylus.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on April 22, 2007, 09:48:18 PM
It's not the surreality that distracts from the shapely ladies - it's the, er, unshapelier ladies. At least I know enough not to go a convention dressed as He-Man, overzealous fangirl.
Or Batman, complete with over-stuffed area.  (Star Wars Celebration III, while waiting in line the first day.  :speechless:)

Who goes to a Star Wars convention dressed as Batman?

Although I have brandished a lightsaber while dressed as Batman. That was prety cool.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 22, 2007, 10:13:31 PM
Quote
Who goes to a Star Wars convention dressed as Batman

person A: ooh the last LOTR movie is coming out next week
person B: cool are you going as an elf or an orc
person A: Neither im going as Dr Doom
person B: your an idiot. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 23, 2007, 07:11:54 AM
Cosplay: Filling the world with drama since somebody thought it was a good idea to dress like an Anime character.  Drama and copious amounts of mental images that you could only get rid of with a little bit of bleach to the brain.

I cosplay from time to time (conventions and Halloween, as if you expcted something else), but I'm the sort of person who will dress up in what actually looks good with her body shape, which, thankfully, does not require me to put my belt on with a boomerang.  It just gives me a good excuse to run around dressed up like a pirate and call people dairy farmers.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 23, 2007, 09:01:22 AM
I've been tempted to dress as a Viking and raid the Rennaisance Faire, chasing the jackasses who dress in ambiguous pseudo-Celt outfits with a battleaxe. Vikings are way out of period for the Rennaisance, but then so is everyone else there, and at least I'd look like a real Viking...

The problem with that idea being that I would actually have to go to a Rennaisance Faire.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Indomitus on April 23, 2007, 01:14:08 PM
Who goes to a Star Wars convention dressed as Batman?

Exactly what we asked when we saw her... him... IT.

Nah nah nah nah nah nah... BATCHMAN!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on April 23, 2007, 08:18:05 PM
put my belt on with a boomerang

I will be adding that phrase to my repetoire. Thank you.

I've been tempted to dress as a Viking and raid the Rennaisance Faire, chasing the jackasses who dress in ambiguous pseudo-Celt outfits with a battleaxe. Vikings are way out of period for the Rennaisance, but then so is everyone else there, and at least I'd look like a real Viking...

My buddy's always talking about going to Medeival Times dressed as cowboys or spacemen or superheroes. It always sounds funny, but we just don't have the nerve.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 24, 2007, 06:29:19 AM
Hey there! remember when this photo captions thread had, oh say, ....photos?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/snapshot20070103232044.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 24, 2007, 08:29:42 PM
yaaayy for derailing a game thread
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Indomitus on April 25, 2007, 04:05:03 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/snapshot20070103232044.jpg)

"Hold still, Frank.  I'm just going to saw off your leg and wedge it into their photo captions thread."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AmazingThor on April 25, 2007, 08:17:45 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/snapshot20070103232044.jpg)
Marsellus Wallace is about to throw Dr. F out a window...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 25, 2007, 11:42:56 AM
Nice.  :D

Would you give a man a foot massage?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: msmpls on April 25, 2007, 12:29:15 PM
Hey there! remember when this photo captions thread had, oh say, ....photos?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/MST3K/snapshot20070103232044.jpg)
You see Frank, the pain in your lower back is due to the fact that these shoes don't offer the arch support that you so desperately need. May I recommend these Dr. Scholl's Massaging Gel Insoles.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 25, 2007, 12:56:57 PM
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaat's better...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 25, 2007, 01:20:06 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070424/capt.sge.sed33.240407235455.photo00.photo.default-359x512.jpg?x=242&y=345&sig=kBdegPWBcXcCNNIAtGOdBA--)

Joe Don Baker takes a trip to Dr. Moreau's island. ;)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 25, 2007, 04:14:33 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070424/capt.sge.sed33.240407235455.photo00.photo.default-359x512.jpg?x=242&y=345&sig=kBdegPWBcXcCNNIAtGOdBA--)

This is your ancestor.

Ain't evolution grand?

 ::)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Indomitus on April 26, 2007, 05:02:38 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070424/capt.sge.sed33.240407235455.photo00.photo.default-359x512.jpg?x=242&y=345&sig=kBdegPWBcXcCNNIAtGOdBA--)

This is your ancestor.

Uncle Carl?  Can't be.  This thing looks like it's bathed at some point.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on April 26, 2007, 05:43:41 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070424/capt.sge.sed33.240407235455.photo00.photo.default-359x512.jpg?x=242&y=345&sig=kBdegPWBcXcCNNIAtGOdBA--)

Bee allergies will get you every time...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 26, 2007, 06:19:46 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070424/capt.sge.sed33.240407235455.photo00.photo.default-359x512.jpg?x=242&y=345&sig=kBdegPWBcXcCNNIAtGOdBA--)

Bee allergies will get you every time...

The Wicker Ape

or... orangutang, whatever that thing is.

The Wicker Blob.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on April 27, 2007, 03:59:17 AM
(http://wizarduniverse.com/_images_/000478/GirlToysMamajamaOpener.jpg).
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on April 27, 2007, 04:15:38 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070424/capt.sge.sed33.240407235455.photo00.photo.default-359x512.jpg?x=242&y=345&sig=kBdegPWBcXcCNNIAtGOdBA--)

Ok, Lucas has officially gone overboard with the CGI characaters.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AmazingThor on April 28, 2007, 11:30:09 AM
(http://wizarduniverse.com/_images_/000478/GirlToysMamajamaOpener.jpg).
Some collected ALL my fantasies from the 1980s.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Indomitus on April 28, 2007, 01:46:34 PM
(http://wizarduniverse.com/_images_/000478/GirlToysMamajamaOpener.jpg).
Funny.  I would have figured She-Ra being more the type for buff muffing.  I could be thinking of the wrong one, though, because Strawberry Shortcake has that "hey, let's sneak off to the men's room and make out" look on her face.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 28, 2007, 02:40:15 PM
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/next/nicolas_cage/next10.jpg)

After catching Nicholas Cage and sending him to Guantanamo Bay for crimes against humanity,
Dick Cheney subjects him to the most sinister torture device as of yet:

Nonstop showings of The Wicker Man  :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on April 28, 2007, 03:18:56 PM
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/next/nicolas_cage/next10.jpg)

That's actually very necessary for good ol' Nicky there.  Last time he tried to give himself eyedrops, he superglued his eyelids shut.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 28, 2007, 07:21:00 PM
im not trying to derail the thread again but i gots to know what the picture with the chicks is and where it was found.

funny caption attempt:  its hard to tell if these three have hit the skids, or are merely living it up
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on April 28, 2007, 07:59:08 PM
im not trying to derail the thread again but i gots to know what the picture with the chicks is and where it was found.

It's She-Ra, Rainbow Bright, and Strawberry Shortcake at what appears to be Coyote Ugly. Cheesecake comics exraordinaire Greg Land did the art for a Toyfare Magazine feature on girls' toys from the '80s.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 28, 2007, 08:14:58 PM
thanks man
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on April 29, 2007, 04:17:03 AM
im not trying to derail the thread again but i gots to know what the picture with the chicks is and where it was found.

It's She-Ra, Rainbow Bright, and Strawberry Shortcake at what appears to be Coyote Ugly. Cheesecake comics exraordinaire Greg Land did the art for a Toyfare Magazine feature on girls' toys from the '80s.

Best "cheesecake" artist: Greg Land, Frank Cho, or Adam Hughes?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on April 30, 2007, 12:21:52 AM

Best "cheesecake" artist: Greg Land, Frank Cho, or Adam Hughes?

Hmm... Well, Frank Cho draws asses of R. Crumb proportions, and Greg Land just traces over girls in magazines, so I hafta go with Adam Hughes. I also really like Terry Dodson's work, as evidenced by my Black Cat "artwork," plus his wife Rachel inks all his stuff. Kinky. Peter Mayhew's good, too. On the opposite end, Mike Turner draws some of the ugliest girls this side of Todd Macfarlane and the dread Liefeld.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on April 30, 2007, 01:35:40 PM
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/next/nicolas_cage/next10.jpg)

In Nicholas Cage's remake of A Clockwork Orange, Nick insisted that this time the final chapter of the book be included.  After viewing the film, author Anthony Burgess commented "Ohhhh, that's why Kubrick left it out."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Oceaniclost on May 03, 2007, 02:46:21 AM
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/next/nicolas_cage/next10.jpg)

This will still not make me watch Wedding Bells the TV show
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on May 06, 2007, 06:59:59 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070505/capt.71640fb8538a462c95335820a3c924c4.aptopix_hindenburg_70th_njme313.jpg?x=380&y=276&sig=o5cU7gaPK9.w0jzsHvCWmQ--)

Is gonorrhea keeping you from enjoying life? Then try new Coxadouse (tm) from Merck.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on May 06, 2007, 09:17:44 PM
dude i just dont think that picture qualitfies as funny.  i know its the 70 year anniversery and all but this type of humor is gonna go over like a lead ballon around here  :rimshot:
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on May 06, 2007, 10:59:50 PM
Coxadouse *snort*

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070505/capt.71640fb8538a462c95335820a3c924c4.aptopix_hindenburg_70th_njme313.jpg?x=380&y=276&sig=o5cU7gaPK9.w0jzsHvCWmQ--)

A publicity stunt goes horribly wrong at the first date on the Led Zeppelin Reunion Tour.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on May 07, 2007, 02:02:27 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070505/capt.71640fb8538a462c95335820a3c924c4.aptopix_hindenburg_70th_njme313.jpg?x=380&y=276&sig=o5cU7gaPK9.w0jzsHvCWmQ--)They didn't come out with their Tuck's in time...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Indomitus on May 07, 2007, 04:29:11 AM
Quote
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070505/capt.71640fb8538a462c95335820a3c924c4.aptopix_hindenburg_70th_njme313.jpg?x=380&y=276&sig=o5cU7gaPK9.w0jzsHvCWmQ--)

"Sir?  Sir, I'm afraid this is a non-smoking flight."

OR

Just think of all the second-hand smoke coming off that thing.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on May 07, 2007, 04:33:51 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070505/capt.71640fb8538a462c95335820a3c924c4.aptopix_hindenburg_70th_njme313.jpg?x=380&y=276&sig=o5cU7gaPK9.w0jzsHvCWmQ--)

God carelessly drops a lit cigar on New Jersey.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on May 07, 2007, 06:15:29 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070505/capt.71640fb8538a462c95335820a3c924c4.aptopix_hindenburg_70th_njme313.jpg?x=380&y=276&sig=o5cU7gaPK9.w0jzsHvCWmQ--)
[Al Gore] This careless act caused massive amounts of CO2 to escape into the atmosphere. If I were going to pinpoint global warming on anything, this would be it.[/Al Gore]
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on May 07, 2007, 06:16:06 AM
(http://www.geocities.com/mechaslinky/HumanTorch.jpg)

Man, these Fantastic Four movies just get worse and worse...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on May 07, 2007, 08:01:20 AM
(http://www.geocities.com/mechaslinky/HumanTorch.jpg)

Industrial Light and Magic shows off the creative power of Windows Vista's new Paint program.

Steve Ballmer sheds tears of joy.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on May 07, 2007, 08:31:52 AM
(http://www.geocities.com/mechaslinky/HumanTorch.jpg)

Jack Black's subtle Valentine's Day card to Kyle Gass.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on May 11, 2007, 03:04:55 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070507/i/r19250425.jpg?x=246&y=345&sig=6w4JUJoLZVZk9xeMSaSHjw--)

Charles Darwin's idea of pornography.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on May 11, 2007, 03:20:41 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070507/i/r19250425.jpg?x=246&y=345&sig=6w4JUJoLZVZk9xeMSaSHjw--)

Mr. Pickles tries desperately to wash the taste out of his mouth after kissing Rosie O'Donnell.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Indomitus on May 11, 2007, 05:14:12 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070507/i/r19250425.jpg?x=246&y=345&sig=6w4JUJoLZVZk9xeMSaSHjw--)

I was wondering who kept emptying the vodka barrels.  Darn drunken monkeys.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on May 11, 2007, 10:50:44 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070507/i/r19250425.jpg?x=246&y=345&sig=6w4JUJoLZVZk9xeMSaSHjw--)
Tim Roth may succeed at washing off his makeup from the Planet Of The Apes remake, but the stain on his soul is indelible.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on May 12, 2007, 03:46:05 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070507/i/r19250425.jpg?x=246&y=345&sig=6w4JUJoLZVZk9xeMSaSHjw--)

Bubbles after his first night at Neverland.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on May 14, 2007, 07:49:43 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070507/i/r19250425.jpg?x=246&y=345&sig=6w4JUJoLZVZk9xeMSaSHjw--)

Bubbles after his first night at Neverland.

Oh SNAP!!

Well done, sir!    :D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on May 14, 2007, 11:50:26 AM
(http://spacestationk7.eliteforce.com/images/guardian/spock_sulu_correctedLowRes.jpg)

You were Vulcan nerve-pinching him WHERE!?!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on May 15, 2007, 01:32:07 AM
(http://spacestationk7.eliteforce.com/images/guardian/spock_sulu_correctedLowRes.jpg)
Sulu's wearing Spock's shirt, Spock's wearing Kirk's shirt, and I'd wager from their expressions, that Kirk's swaggering up the corridor wearing no pants. As usual.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2007, 05:35:17 AM
(http://spacestationk7.eliteforce.com/images/guardian/spock_sulu_correctedLowRes.jpg)
We can't go on like this, Sulu!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on May 17, 2007, 12:07:11 AM
(http://i16.tinypic.com/4vn4u39.jpg).
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on May 17, 2007, 01:17:12 AM
It's the XY-Chromosome Men!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on May 17, 2007, 05:09:45 AM
(http://i16.tinypic.com/4vn4u39.jpg)

The fashion industry's plan to mix the sexes is now complete.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on May 17, 2007, 07:45:17 AM
And they thought casting Ben Affleck as Daredevil was a bad choice.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on May 17, 2007, 11:45:03 AM
(http://i16.tinypic.com/4vn4u39.jpg)

Not since Arnold Schwarzeneggar and Danny DeVito in Junior has a movie dared to force men into the roles that women are typically seen in.  Gutsy move.  It's just a shame this particular movie has to be inspired by the quote "Show us your knockers!" and a Rob Schneider film.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on May 17, 2007, 03:58:29 PM
(http://www.fireworksguruforum.com/uploads/post-6-1152996513.png)

Godzilla plays too rough.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on May 17, 2007, 04:13:59 PM
(http://www.fireworksguruforum.com/uploads/post-6-1152996513.png)
Worst. Photoshop Image. Ever.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Indomitus on May 17, 2007, 06:48:21 PM
(http://www.fireworksguruforum.com/uploads/post-6-1152996513.png)

The default Windows XP wallpaper.  Godzilla.  The cow in boots from Top Secret.  A game of Lawn Jarts gone awry.  That is all.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on May 17, 2007, 07:31:14 PM
(http://www.fireworksguruforum.com/uploads/post-6-1152996513.png)

Behold the power of the Microsoft artisan.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on May 17, 2007, 07:42:15 PM
I looked at the other pictures on this guy's site, and their all weird variations of this. The Top Secret Cow, Godzilla, a UFO.
Cow alone. Godzilla Alone. Cow Getting abducted by UFO. The Bully Kid from the Simpsons going "Ha-ha!" as the cow is abducted. Just weird.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on May 17, 2007, 07:55:21 PM

(http://www.fireworksguruforum.com/uploads/post-6-1152996513.png)

When there isn't a Mrs Godzilla, the big guy has to make do.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on May 17, 2007, 08:01:40 PM
(http://www.fireworksguruforum.com/uploads/post-6-1152996513.png)

Hey, I didn't know you could make the photos smaller!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on May 17, 2007, 09:30:14 PM
(http://www.fireworksguruforum.com/uploads/post-6-1152996513.png)

The New Yorker comes up with the weirdest cartoons to represent Microsoft's stranglehold on the computer biz.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on May 18, 2007, 01:30:56 AM
The box office returns of Godzilla Vs. a Cow just didn't turn out as well as expected.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on May 18, 2007, 04:28:19 AM
(http://i16.tinypic.com/4vn4u39.jpg)
I knew the big-screen remake of Bosom Buddies would be weird...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on May 21, 2007, 03:30:07 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070518/capt.gvw10505172215.belgium_darth_vader_balloon_gvw105.jpg?x=229&y=345&sig=Ul8amuMnOX_1x.gca4r2ZA--)

How Darth Vader feels after licking some Dagobanian toads.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on May 21, 2007, 06:03:24 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070518/capt.gvw10505172215.belgium_darth_vader_balloon_gvw105.jpg?x=229&y=345&sig=Ul8amuMnOX_1x.gca4r2ZA--)

Even at this size, the giant Darth Vader head was dwarfed by the floating John Stewart head.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on May 23, 2007, 01:39:37 AM
(http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/kids-for-less.jpg)

Sure, they're cheap, but you end up paying through the nose for the upkeep.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on May 23, 2007, 06:47:14 AM
(http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/kids-for-less.jpg)
Madonna and Angelina's most frequented place of shopping. New location in Namibia.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 06:49:21 AM
Michal Jackson is, by court order, not allowed within 400 yards of this shop.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on May 24, 2007, 12:57:02 AM
If we're gonna start using images from Engrish.com, we'll need another thread.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on May 27, 2007, 09:38:42 AM
(http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/kids-for-less.jpg)

I'd rather get my baby from a blue light special over at K-Mart.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on May 27, 2007, 09:47:02 AM
I'd rather get my baby from a blue light special over at K-Mart.

One million points for a Calvin & Hobbes reference. :)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on May 27, 2007, 12:05:41 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070524/i/r4245649658.jpg?x=380&y=287&sig=3P2nm2KKTvNxjCL7U1QjyA--)

I guess the republicans were right about gay marriage...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Indomitus on May 27, 2007, 04:13:58 PM
Quote
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070524/i/r4245649658.jpg?x=380&y=287&sig=3P2nm2KKTvNxjCL7U1QjyA--)

"...Cats and dogs, living together!  MASS HYSTERIA!!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 06:44:09 PM
Tom and Julia's fights always ended the same way.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on May 28, 2007, 08:07:41 AM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070524/i/r4245649658.jpg?x=380&y=287&sig=3P2nm2KKTvNxjCL7U1QjyA--)
I didn't know animals have foreplay.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 08:58:23 PM
Van Helsing May not have gotten Riffed yet, but i see no reason not to make fun of the monster design.
(http://www.wsu.edu/~mgorg/werewolves/img/movies_vh-wolf.jpg)

"Damn, what are the chances of getting bitten by a wolf and an orangutan on the same night?!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 28, 2007, 08:59:57 PM
A slightly more imaginative redesign of Halo 2's Brute.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on May 28, 2007, 09:13:42 PM
(http://www.wsu.edu/~mgorg/werewolves/img/movies_vh-wolf.jpg)

"Allright, let's hurry this up!  I'm posing for a Magic: The Gathering card at three!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on May 29, 2007, 12:26:35 AM
the untold story of wolfman jacks radio empire and the debilitating lycanthropy that ended his life. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 06:36:39 AM
Puberty is never easy for kids, but werewolves have it especially bad. You should hear his voice.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Indomitus on May 29, 2007, 07:14:38 AM
I don't see any wolf, nor do I see any man.  I think it's a chimpanzee wearing a German Shepherd mask.  We'll know for sure if it starts flinging its poo.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on May 29, 2007, 09:21:41 AM
Vs. Riptor!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on May 29, 2007, 10:50:02 AM
I've always wondered how a man - who's 6 feet tall - combined with a wolf - that's 4 feet tall if it could stand upright - becomes an 8 foot tall werewolf. Of course, that's trying to apply logic to werewolves, but this is the kind of thing my friends debate.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 11:18:57 AM
I really prefer my "magic" to at least conform to the laws of conservation of mass as well.

Oh, and
"I'm supposed to be part wolf, but I have ears, eyes, and legs to small to be of any use TO A WOLF! Who's idea of a sick joke is this?!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on May 29, 2007, 11:25:19 AM
(http://www.unc.edu/~dragon/wolfman.gif)
No.

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/27/180px-LycanBeast.jpg)
Also no.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bob on May 29, 2007, 11:36:36 AM
At least the Lon Chaney Jr werewolf did not suddenly gain 70% in body mass during the change.   It was more "believable" to see Chaney get canine/wolf features than the obomination that was in Van Helsin.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 11:51:10 AM
That Underworld pic- I love it when they go for the "giant angry rat" look. Ever seen American Werewolf in Paris? Same thing.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on May 29, 2007, 11:53:08 AM
An American Werewolf In Paris is garbage, especially considering the classic it was trying to bank on.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 11:59:24 AM
Amen to that. AW in London is at the top of my "Good Werewolf Movie" list. The other one is "Wolf Man."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on May 29, 2007, 12:06:20 PM
I have to admit that, crappy as Underworld may be, it was nice to see a movie where werewolves weren't just evil killing machines. After seeing vampires glorified on film for so long, it's refreshing to see werewolves portrayed as the good guys in that movie.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 12:13:45 PM
The whole thing is interesting with vampires and werewolves. Vampires seem to almost represent our fear of death, the idea that life might not be taken, but stolen. Werewolves, of course, represent our fear of ourselves, that part of us below the human mind. Every culture has had a variation on them, usually in the form of the most frightening predator in the area.

Taking away the allegorical aspects of them takes something from them concept, I think, but it DOES allow for some interesting storylines. I liked Underworld in some ways.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Indomitus on May 29, 2007, 01:15:34 PM
I liked Underworld in some ways.
And if they hadn't gotten so wrapped up in the mood lighting and all the brooding and posturing, it would have been a fairly good movie.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 01:26:39 PM
That and all the plastic wear. I assume Vampires don't sweat, or by the end of that film she had to have smelled like Evil's armpits. And after "Evolution"....


By the way,
(http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/images/C/C9769.jpg)

"My fabulous hair and I challenge you to a duel!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 29, 2007, 01:29:32 PM
"Lest my androgyny confuse you, behold my massive phallic object!"

I hate Cloud and his goddamn sword.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on May 29, 2007, 01:37:11 PM
(http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/images/C/C9769.jpg)

I am Effemi-Man! Dark Lord of Overcompensation!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on May 29, 2007, 01:57:02 PM
(http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/images/C/C9769.jpg)
"That's not a knife - THIS is a knife!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 29, 2007, 01:58:18 PM
"Don't you dare look at me that way, you TART! I'll give you such a smack with this thing!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on May 29, 2007, 02:00:22 PM
(http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/images/C/C9769.jpg)
Sort of a weird outfit for a bricklayer. That is a trowel, right?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on May 29, 2007, 02:18:14 PM
ok... Sharky wins... you can't top a Crocodile Dundee reference...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on May 29, 2007, 02:50:26 PM
(http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/images/C/C9769.jpg)

In Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Cloud's new and improved!  He's covered in leather, he doesn't look like a Lego character on steroids, and he's seeking retribution for his missing shirt sleeve.  Illegally download it today; who knows if this one'll ever show up in America?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 02:57:37 PM
"I carry it on my back, and-"
"Hm? How do I unsheath it if it's mounted that high, and my arm is shorter than the sword? Good...question."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on May 29, 2007, 07:24:47 PM
If you think thats heavy, you should see his training sword.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on May 29, 2007, 07:36:20 PM
Meh.  Anyone who's ever read Tifa's blog knows that if anything, Cloud is undercompensating.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on May 29, 2007, 11:00:07 PM
wanna lick my popsickle here?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on May 30, 2007, 06:06:07 AM
(http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/images/C/C9769.jpg)

The EMO lollipop lady.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 02, 2007, 06:27:15 AM
(http://www.alien-ufo-pictures.com/alien_vs_predator.jpg)

"I just LOVE those dreadlocks!"
"Oh psha! What I wouldn't give for those legs!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bob on June 02, 2007, 07:20:12 AM
(http://www.alien-ufo-pictures.com/alien_vs_predator.jpg)


"I'm not touching you."

"I'm not touching you either"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 02, 2007, 07:30:28 AM
(http://www.alien-ufo-pictures.com/alien_vs_predator.jpg)

Predator: "Down boy! Down! Daddy loves you too, but I gotta go to work!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Indomitus on June 02, 2007, 04:56:31 PM
(http://www.alien-ufo-pictures.com/alien_vs_predator.jpg)
Are they... um...  Are they dirty dancing?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on June 03, 2007, 02:30:45 AM
(http://www.alien-ufo-pictures.com/alien_vs_predator.jpg)

Deep underground,
somewhere near Zion,
unbeknownst to the humans who's rave party rages on,
Predator and Alien get freaky on the dance floor.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 03, 2007, 05:56:54 AM
In the Advertising Department of Fox Studios:
"So what can we do to make this movie look more lighthearted?"
"We could do a poster where it looks like Alien and Predator are dancing flamboyantly."
"That's good, Johnson- make sure they both appear to be smiling, too."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 03, 2007, 08:34:44 AM
(http://www.alien-ufo-pictures.com/alien_vs_predator.jpg)

Whoever wins the dance-off... we lose.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 03, 2007, 09:17:24 AM
(http://www.alien-ufo-pictures.com/alien_vs_predator.jpg)

Just goes to show you that even ferocious, robotic-looking monsters love to do the twist.  (Must be remaking that dance scene from Pulp Fiction.)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 03, 2007, 12:17:53 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070531/capt.a7bc3f25fbce4fc0af062f535d836395.aptopix_odin_the_tiger_caer101.jpg?x=380&y=278&sig=QZM3_DXPhsbTpi.I2hYYcQ--)

The promos for Nip/Tuck keep getting weirder and weirder.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bob on June 03, 2007, 12:25:16 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070531/capt.a7bc3f25fbce4fc0af062f535d836395.aptopix_odin_the_tiger_caer101.jpg?x=380&y=278&sig=QZM3_DXPhsbTpi.I2hYYcQ--)

Global warming is making the normally docile tiger shark more dangerous
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 03, 2007, 01:14:48 PM
"Just when you though it was safe to go back in the water," taken to the absurd.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on June 04, 2007, 06:12:06 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070531/capt.a7bc3f25fbce4fc0af062f535d836395.aptopix_odin_the_tiger_caer101.jpg?x=380&y=278&sig=QZM3_DXPhsbTpi.I2hYYcQ--)

Hey!  Who took a picture of my aquarium?!!  Uh... I mean... what an odd and disturbing image.  I've never seen anything remotely like that in my life.  Not in my house, anyway.  I don't even have a secret aquarium where I perform diabolical experiments on animals.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 04, 2007, 06:14:30 PM
Huh? I've never heard of water births w/ tigers. Odd.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 04, 2007, 07:34:35 PM
This is a day no Manatee shall soon forget.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on June 04, 2007, 10:05:30 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070531/capt.a7bc3f25fbce4fc0af062f535d836395.aptopix_odin_the_tiger_caer101.jpg?x=380&y=278&sig=QZM3_DXPhsbTpi.I2hYYcQ--)

Mark my words: if that fruity son-of-a-bitch playfully tosses me in the pool one more time, I'm rippin' his throat out on stage.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on June 05, 2007, 01:08:16 AM
(http://images.google.com/url?q=http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/ap/7887d29d-9124-4add-84ef-1d54ed7a6551.hmedium.jpg&usg=AFQjCNENw9ORzE_bI9jhYk7z00FLgn-umg)
(http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/06/04/PH2007060401302.jpg)
I can't begin to imagine why some people don't like Paul McCartney...
"Okay Paul, we'll just take a few more to finish up the roll. Can you try to look a little more smug? Yeah, gimme a real I'm a douchebag and proud of it face. Perfect."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: BAMikeyD on June 05, 2007, 02:35:11 AM
(http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/06/04/PH2007060401302.jpg)
This is an ad for what?  Oh who cares? Take the picture, give me the check.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 07:00:58 AM
"What? No, I'm still boyish! Look! I don't look like an old man making a pouty face for a huge corporation!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 05, 2007, 07:04:07 AM
(http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/06/04/PH2007060401302.jpg)

"They found how many pounds of it in my carry-on?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: eegah on June 05, 2007, 07:19:24 AM
(http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/06/04/PH2007060401302.jpg)

Before we go out, I was wondering: how many legs do you have? Sorry, but I like to get that out of the way early on.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 05, 2007, 08:21:09 AM
(http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/06/04/PH2007060401302.jpg)

"You say everybody loves the Zoolander thing, huh?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 05, 2007, 03:53:51 PM
(http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/06/04/PH2007060401302.jpg)

And now's the part of the show where we invite you, the audience, to FIND THE FISH!

(Seriously, though, I'm speaking as a Paul McCartney fan when I say this: These are pretty awesome.  Not gonna lie.)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 05, 2007, 03:57:41 PM
(http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/06/04/PH2007060401302.jpg)

He looks like he's having a tough time ripping off his shirt.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 07:48:54 PM
Okay, it's time to get Medieval!
(http://crusades.boisestate.edu/pics/Crusades%20Manuscripts/barbarossa.jpg)

Emperor Frederik Barbarossa of Germany was known to blame any objects gone missing in his castle on a flying elf named "Herr Furchtsames Gesicht," or "Mr. Scary Face." He is depicted here, at the king's request and description, stealing Frederik's copy of Stephen King's "The Dark Half."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 05, 2007, 08:17:49 PM
(http://crusades.boisestate.edu/pics/Crusades%20Manuscripts/barbarossa.jpg)

With cash flow coming to a slow from all the "tithings" he'd been lining his pockets with, Benny Hinn decided to take a cue from the addictive sugar industry and started his own donut franchise.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 08:54:54 PM
(http://crusades.boisestate.edu/pics/Crusades%20Manuscripts/barbarossa.jpg)

"What do you think of the new dress? I think it accentuates my hips, and Mini Me seems enthousiastic about it."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 06, 2007, 01:18:36 PM
(http://crusades.boisestate.edu/pics/Crusades%20Manuscripts/barbarossa.jpg)

The first recorded transvestite.  Unfortunately, the "female" symbol he borrowed to try to clarify this was held upside-down, thus defeating the purpose.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 08:12:59 PM
(http://crusades.boisestate.edu/pics/Crusades%20Manuscripts/barbarossa.jpg)

Okay, so I understand that the holy doughnut he's holding represents his kinghood, as does the crown. The cross on his robes and sheild represent the fact that he died on in the Crusades.
I just don't understand the signifigance of the gnome slam-dunking the Bible.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on June 06, 2007, 08:22:19 PM
(http://crusades.boisestate.edu/pics/Crusades%20Manuscripts/barbarossa.jpg)
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 05:57:52 AM
Monty Python, always a classic.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on June 07, 2007, 06:14:30 PM
(http://crusades.boisestate.edu/pics/Crusades%20Manuscripts/barbarossa.jpg)

Boy, it really took awhile before they got all the kinks worked out of basketball, didn't it?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 06:28:04 PM
(http://crusades.boisestate.edu/pics/Crusades%20Manuscripts/barbarossa.jpg)
Barbarossa was excentric, but the church only ever bothered him about his habit of dressing his cat up as an old bearded man.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 07, 2007, 08:47:19 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070607/capt.4e4771cd70c94f129fe088e36c51d91f.people_sean_connery__nyet151.jpg?x=380&y=232&sig=1Fe9yXiMZ43LGjs2_74kmg--)

Harrison tries the Kevin Murphy look for a while.  ;)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 07, 2007, 09:00:21 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070607/capt.4e4771cd70c94f129fe088e36c51d91f.people_sean_connery__nyet151.jpg?x=380&y=232&sig=1Fe9yXiMZ43LGjs2_74kmg--)

That guy just over Harrison's shoulder is wondering whether or not he should pull a Kayne West and declare, "That photographer doesn't care about black people.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on June 08, 2007, 12:08:20 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070607/capt.4e4771cd70c94f129fe088e36c51d91f.people_sean_connery__nyet151.jpg?x=380&y=232&sig=1Fe9yXiMZ43LGjs2_74kmg--)
One of these men has aged gracefully, the other is trying too hard. Can you guess which is which?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 08, 2007, 04:58:11 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070607/capt.4e4771cd70c94f129fe088e36c51d91f.people_sean_connery__nyet151.jpg?x=380&y=232&sig=1Fe9yXiMZ43LGjs2_74kmg--)

"Ford, how can we both be the same age? Is that possible?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 14, 2007, 08:01:12 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070611/capt.1bef97823ec046be87b73c32722a74b6.aptopix__brazil_gay_parade_xap111.jpg?x=239&y=345&sig=K_Ogs4irenDuHyQ3VSXz7A--)

Rosie O'Donnell takes the Ching Chong comment to a whole new level.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on June 14, 2007, 08:04:13 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070611/capt.1bef97823ec046be87b73c32722a74b6.aptopix__brazil_gay_parade_xap111.jpg?x=239&y=345&sig=K_Ogs4irenDuHyQ3VSXz7A--)

Extreme Makeunder
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 14, 2007, 08:25:43 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070611/capt.1bef97823ec046be87b73c32722a74b6.aptopix__brazil_gay_parade_xap111.jpg?x=239&y=345&sig=K_Ogs4irenDuHyQ3VSXz7A--)

"Honey, it's the screeching face of Chaos again. She says the dog has been digging in her yard."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 14, 2007, 09:39:18 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070611/capt.1bef97823ec046be87b73c32722a74b6.aptopix__brazil_gay_parade_xap111.jpg?x=239&y=345&sig=K_Ogs4irenDuHyQ3VSXz7A--)

A proud race, the Hutts spare no expense at their weddings.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on June 14, 2007, 10:43:38 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070611/capt.1bef97823ec046be87b73c32722a74b6.aptopix__brazil_gay_parade_xap111.jpg?x=239&y=345&sig=K_Ogs4irenDuHyQ3VSXz7A--)

Rarely photographed in nature, the drag queen inflates it's neck sac to attract a mate.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 14, 2007, 10:53:41 AM
Rarely photographed in nature, the drag queen inflates it's neck sac to attract a mate.

 :D

I'm speechless.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on June 14, 2007, 11:31:08 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070611/capt.1bef97823ec046be87b73c32722a74b6.aptopix__brazil_gay_parade_xap111.jpg?x=239&y=345&sig=K_Ogs4irenDuHyQ3VSXz7A--)
RIBBIT!

Extreme Makeunder
:D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 14, 2007, 11:47:57 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070611/capt.1bef97823ec046be87b73c32722a74b6.aptopix__brazil_gay_parade_xap111.jpg?x=239&y=345&sig=K_Ogs4irenDuHyQ3VSXz7A--)

One of the Virgins waiting for Osama in "Heaven."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on June 14, 2007, 03:15:15 PM
Quote
One of the Virgins waiting for Osama in "Heaven."

also known as the pretty one
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on June 14, 2007, 04:11:48 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070611/capt.1bef97823ec046be87b73c32722a74b6.aptopix__brazil_gay_parade_xap111.jpg?x=239&y=345&sig=K_Ogs4irenDuHyQ3VSXz7A--)

Hey!  How did you guys find my senior picture?!!  ...uh, I mean, boy is that lady ugly! 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 14, 2007, 04:18:11 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070611/capt.1bef97823ec046be87b73c32722a74b6.aptopix__brazil_gay_parade_xap111.jpg?x=239&y=345&sig=K_Ogs4irenDuHyQ3VSXz7A--)


Hey, it's Despair, from Neil Gaiman's "The Endless!"
(http://julest.com/sandman/despair/despair2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 15, 2007, 11:08:40 PM
Hey, it's Despair, from Neil Gaiman's "The Endless!"

XD

Must have spent too much time in Delirium's realm.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 15, 2007, 11:22:07 PM
I'll just say she kind of reminds me of Devito as Penguin.
(http://www.emanuellevy.com/images/photos/at7jkvonwpq.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 16, 2007, 06:14:26 AM
(http://www.exploreiceland.is/exploreiceland/upload/images/city_guide/art_and_culture/dancecomp.jpg)

The Midvale High School Production of "Dawn of the Dead."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: eegah on June 16, 2007, 06:41:23 AM
(http://www.exploreiceland.is/exploreiceland/upload/images/city_guide/art_and_culture/dancecomp.jpg)

                                                  "Two Girls for Evvvverryyyyyy Boy"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 16, 2007, 06:52:27 AM
(http://www.exploreiceland.is/exploreiceland/upload/images/city_guide/art_and_culture/dancecomp.jpg)

"Let our powers combine! EARTH!"
"FIRE!"
"WIND!"
"WATER!"
"HEART!"
"LIGHT!"
"VOID!"
"GRAVITY!"
"ELECTROMAGNETISM!"
"STRONG NUCLEAR FORCE!"
"WEAK NUCLEAR FORCE!"
"COMEDY!"
"TRAGETY!"
"GO PLANET!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bob on June 16, 2007, 12:29:06 PM
(http://www.exploreiceland.is/exploreiceland/upload/images/city_guide/art_and_culture/dancecomp.jpg)


"Casual Day Fridays" at Microsoft have finally gone too far.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: MSTJedi on June 16, 2007, 12:44:22 PM
(http://crusades.boisestate.edu/pics/Crusades%20Manuscripts/barbarossa.jpg)
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats...

That was my very first thought when I saw this.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 16, 2007, 01:08:46 PM
I think we all did. Sharky was just the only one willing to risk the joke.

(http://www.exploreiceland.is/exploreiceland/upload/images/city_guide/art_and_culture/dancecomp.jpg)

(Guy in the back) "That was the best study group ever!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on June 16, 2007, 02:55:23 PM
(http://crusades.boisestate.edu/pics/Crusades%20Manuscripts/barbarossa.jpg)
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats...

That was my very first thought when I saw this.

I think we all did. Sharky was just the only one willing to risk the joke.

But did you know they look so similar because it's the Sovereign's Orb (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign%27s_Orb), of which the Holy Hand Grenade is a parody?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 16, 2007, 03:00:42 PM
As a history major, yes i did, though i didn't know it's formal name. Neat. Also, they didn't actually wear their crowns except at coronation, usually. Damn things are heavy!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on June 16, 2007, 03:03:14 PM
As a history major, yes i did, though i didn't know it's formal name. Neat. Also, they didn't actually wear their crowns except at coronation, usually. Damn things are heavy!

Heavy is the head that wears the crown is not just a metaphor.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 16, 2007, 03:08:26 PM
(http://www.exploreiceland.is/exploreiceland/upload/images/city_guide/art_and_culture/dancecomp.jpg)

The 2007 remake of the classic "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers" dramatically flopped in theaters.  Critics said that the film was too heavy on the brides and sorely lacking in the brothers.  Not since Troll 2 has the title of a movie mislead the public like this.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 16, 2007, 03:17:11 PM
(http://www.exploreiceland.is/exploreiceland/upload/images/city_guide/art_and_culture/dancecomp.jpg)

Wait a minute, I remember a scene like this from the 7th Seal! They never actually made it to the prom! Le Danse Macabre!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on June 16, 2007, 07:58:47 PM
(http://www.exploreiceland.is/exploreiceland/upload/images/city_guide/art_and_culture/dancecomp.jpg)

The stage production of "High School Musical" certainly takes some liberties with the storyline.

OR

The Two Luckiest Guys In The World: Actual Photo

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 16, 2007, 08:26:14 PM
(http://www.exploreiceland.is/exploreiceland/upload/images/city_guide/art_and_culture/dancecomp.jpg)
                         ^
                         I
Awwwww.... they think she's their mother!
*wak wak wak wak wak*
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 16, 2007, 09:58:39 PM
(http://www.exploreiceland.is/exploreiceland/upload/images/city_guide/art_and_culture/dancecomp.jpg)

It's like a pair of sheep dogs trying to herd a bunch of sheep into their pens.

Either that, or the two men are collectively sharing the 72 virgins one is supposed to receive upon death.  They just didn't expect the virgins to be so into cabaret.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on June 16, 2007, 10:18:42 PM
(http://www.exploreiceland.is/exploreiceland/upload/images/city_guide/art_and_culture/dancecomp.jpg)

Yet another example of the blond leading the stupid.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 17, 2007, 06:51:02 AM
(http://www.exploreiceland.is/exploreiceland/upload/images/city_guide/art_and_culture/dancecomp.jpg)

13 weirdly dressed teenagers walking, with purpose, through a void. This can't lead to anything good.


And if no one minds, I'm going to give you a classic:
(http://www.legendsofamerica.com/photos-americanhistory/Bigfoot.jpg)

"You paparazzi vultures! Why can't you leave Elvis and I in peace?!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on June 22, 2007, 10:07:10 PM
(http://www.theraider.net/news/newsimages/indianajones4_tn.jpg)
Indiana Jones And The Search For My Damn Reading Glasses
Coming to theaters May 2008.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 22, 2007, 11:01:00 PM
(http://www.theraider.net/news/newsimages/indianajones4_tn.jpg)

"Wow. That stuntman's good. Hey, can we just get him to do all the rest of my scenes? Yes, the dialogue ones too."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 23, 2007, 04:45:29 AM
(http://www.theraider.net/news/newsimages/indianajones4_tn.jpg)

"So there we where, surrounded by angry natives, and all I had was my wip and my wits, and-"
"Um, Mr. Ford?"
"Shut up, boy! Now where was I? Oh, and then..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on June 23, 2007, 06:34:13 AM

(http://www.theraider.net/news/newsimages/indianajones4_tn.jpg)

Still looking utterly awesome after 30 years.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 23, 2007, 06:58:50 AM
(http://www.theraider.net/news/newsimages/indianajones4_tn.jpg)

"When was the last time anyone dusted Mr. Ford? This studio is a mess."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on June 23, 2007, 09:26:08 PM
(http://www.theraider.net/news/newsimages/indianajones4_tn.jpg)

"When was the last time anyone dusted Mr. Ford? This studio is a mess."

(http://forums.widescreenxp.net/style_emoticons/default/hysterical.gif)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on June 23, 2007, 11:09:32 PM
(http://www.theraider.net/news/newsimages/indianajones4_tn.jpg)

"Pepperidge Farm remembers!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on June 23, 2007, 11:55:35 PM
(http://www.rifftrax.com/blog/images/kevin-in-studio.jpg)

Something tells me Kevin really enjoys his trips to San Diego...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 24, 2007, 05:32:39 AM
Informing on the New York Mafia, Kevin Murphy is forced to give his testimony in a bulletproof booth.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on June 24, 2007, 06:23:27 AM

(http://www.rifftrax.com/blog/images/kevin-in-studio.jpg)

I think may confirm that Kevin is an enthusiastic sun-bather.  Perhaps even a naturist!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 24, 2007, 06:35:46 AM
The story behind this picture
(http://www.rifftrax.com/blog/images/kevin-in-studio.jpg)

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1410/611405244_c978dd80f7.jpg?v=0)

Pure, Paralyzing Fear.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 24, 2007, 08:59:43 AM
(http://www.rifftrax.com/blog/images/kevin-in-studio.jpg)

A daily of Kevin's recent guest appearance on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 24, 2007, 10:35:16 AM
(http://www.rifftrax.com/blog/images/kevin-in-studio.jpg)

When certain predators provoke the common Irish man, or homo sapiens Baileysum, it will become pale, leaving the common Irish man's face normally red face, a shade of pink only found in a Crayola crayon box.  Such predators of the common Irish man are movies with no plots, no likeable characters, and no concern for basic physics; an endless volley of bad puns from the common Mike, or homo sapiens Midwestiens; and multiplexes.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 24, 2007, 03:37:47 PM
WHY haven't I gotten any voice acting work? You're telling me I'm not lovable?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on June 24, 2007, 03:43:16 PM
(http://www.rifftrax.com/blog/images/kevin-in-studio.jpg)

Someday when I grow up, I'll look in the mirror and see this guy. Could be worse. Ruddy Irish bears unite! And remember to stay pink and oily.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 24, 2007, 09:19:22 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1288/617678577_48359de189_o.jpg)

This was a hard one to explain at the Emergency Room.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on June 24, 2007, 10:44:31 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1288/617678577_48359de189_o.jpg)

The Germans are trying a little too hard to change their image.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 25, 2007, 04:26:45 AM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1288/617678577_48359de189_o.jpg)

Third guy in: "Mom'll be so proud!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on June 25, 2007, 07:05:40 AM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1288/617678577_48359de189_o.jpg)

The German Vasectomy never caught on for some reason...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 25, 2007, 09:49:40 AM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1288/617678577_48359de189_o.jpg)

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians 2: Dave Mirra Conquers the Martians.  In theaters July 4.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 25, 2007, 10:22:52 AM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1288/617678577_48359de189_o.jpg)

This is what happens when you put a feminist in charge of your police force.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on June 25, 2007, 10:27:57 AM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1288/617678577_48359de189_o.jpg)

To blatantly steal from MST3K:

"I think the East German long jumpers are cheating again!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 25, 2007, 12:07:52 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1288/617678577_48359de189_o.jpg)

You can say what you will about Germany's punishments being cruel and unusual, but no matter how this turns out, do you think any of these men will jaywalk again?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on June 25, 2007, 02:01:27 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1288/617678577_48359de189_o.jpg)

This is a still from a scene in Ghost Rider that was deleted for clarity.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 25, 2007, 02:04:51 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1288/617678577_48359de189_o.jpg)

The sad thing isn't that they think this will help them get chicks, it's that they're probably right.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on June 25, 2007, 02:48:58 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1288/617678577_48359de189_o.jpg)

No one considered the inherent danger of putting the man known as "The Bavarian Bratwurst" at the end of the line, until that fateful breeze blew past his loins.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 25, 2007, 03:02:46 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1288/617678577_48359de189_o.jpg)

"Today, in what people are calling a tragic and hilarious accident..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on June 25, 2007, 03:12:36 PM
(http://www.arts.vic.gov.au/arts/general/archive/images/exportready/strange_fruit.jpg)

The Poppins family spends a bit too much time at the local pub.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 25, 2007, 04:28:09 PM
(http://www.arts.vic.gov.au/arts/general/archive/images/exportready/strange_fruit.jpg)

We can only pray that the upcoming 20's are less stupid than the last set.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on June 26, 2007, 02:25:18 AM
(http://www.arts.vic.gov.au/arts/general/archive/images/exportready/strange_fruit.jpg)

We can only pray that the upcoming 20's are less stupid than the last set.

If the 2020s are anything like the 1920s, well, the 2030s will suck, but it'll be worth it to see flappers swallowing goldfish while doing the Charleston on top of flagpoles.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 26, 2007, 04:52:01 AM
(http://www.arts.vic.gov.au/arts/general/archive/images/exportready/strange_fruit.jpg)

(To the one in white:) "No wonder you're so off balance; you forgot your magic umbrella!"
"I'm just trying to look up your skirt."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on June 26, 2007, 05:08:12 AM
(http://www.arts.vic.gov.au/arts/general/archive/images/exportready/strange_fruit.jpg)
Vlad the impaler was never more feared than during his "twee" period.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 26, 2007, 05:11:13 AM
(http://www.arts.vic.gov.au/arts/general/archive/images/exportready/strange_fruit.jpg)

Guys! You need TWO stilts to get anywhere!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on June 26, 2007, 06:30:42 AM

(http://www.arts.vic.gov.au/arts/general/archive/images/exportready/strange_fruit.jpg)

Early advertisements for KY Jelly were weird....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 26, 2007, 06:35:23 AM
EWWWHHehehehehehe!

Yeah, that's the best one yet.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on June 26, 2007, 06:41:31 AM
Alrighty then, I wasn't sure if I could do this but thanks Nunyerbiz

(http://www.arts.vic.gov.au/arts/general/archive/images/exportready/strange_fruit.jpg)

For the Thai Bargirl Broadsword team, pingpong balls were just the beginning.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on June 26, 2007, 07:03:03 AM
Thai Bargirl Broadsword Team

Another great band name from a forum chuck full of 'em....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on June 26, 2007, 07:13:58 AM
The CD booklet would certainly have some interesting illustrations.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on June 26, 2007, 01:10:30 PM

(http://www.arts.vic.gov.au/arts/general/archive/images/exportready/strange_fruit.jpg)


Singin' In The Rain just doesn't work as well as an Avante Garde Theatre piece for some reason.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 26, 2007, 01:20:23 PM
(http://www.arts.vic.gov.au/arts/general/archive/images/exportready/strange_fruit.jpg)

Early Weather Fortcasting: Just raise people onto poles and have them shout down their observations. Not like this sissy meteorology of today.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on June 27, 2007, 01:54:09 PM
(http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news2808.jpg)

The one question that didn't make it into the 2004 Presidential Debate:

"Who's hotter, Hillary Clinton or Rosie O'Donnell?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 27, 2007, 02:07:59 PM
(http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news2808.jpg)

Eddie Munster vs A Chimpanzee
WHOEVER WINS, WE LOST
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: David on June 27, 2007, 02:10:25 PM
"Who beefed?"
"Beef? Where?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 27, 2007, 02:16:24 PM
(http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news2808.jpg)

"Thank God the voters don't know about the other 30 million people who're more qualified than us to be president, huh, Johnny?"
"Wait a minute? Have you just been playing dumb?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on June 27, 2007, 08:14:28 PM
(http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news2808.jpg)

"Huh huh huh... your name is Bush."
"Heheh... oh, yeah... heheh...."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 27, 2007, 08:20:36 PM
(http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news2808.jpg)

Oh, I love these photo- morphing programs! You can stretch or bulge their- hmm?
.... oh.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on June 28, 2007, 10:50:17 AM

(http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news2808.jpg)

In news from Washington, President Bush had no comment on John Kerry's Ferengi Nose Job.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 28, 2007, 12:33:50 PM
And, because I don't want to look at Bush and Kerry any more, I propose a new photo:
(http://www.ed.edu.jonkoping.se/gamla_hemsidan/sekt/inf/infit/elevprojekt/la_04_05/jing_sp_1/Sebastian_Zankl/Bilder/Orsakerna_till_andra_varldskriget/chamberlain.jpg)

Brittain's Greatest Pre-War Joke, used in Munich. (Starting us off with a Monty Python reference.)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on June 28, 2007, 12:45:24 PM
(http://www.ed.edu.jonkoping.se/gamla_hemsidan/sekt/inf/infit/elevprojekt/la_04_05/jing_sp_1/Sebastian_Zankl/Bilder/Orsakerna_till_andra_varldskriget/chamberlain.jpg)

"I hold in my hand the latest poll results, and the majority has spoken...

FRIDAY IS NOW JEANS DAY!!!"



*thunderous applause*
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on June 28, 2007, 01:06:24 PM

(http://www.ed.edu.jonkoping.se/gamla_hemsidan/sekt/inf/infit/elevprojekt/la_04_05/jing_sp_1/Sebastian_Zankl/Bilder/Orsakerna_till_andra_varldskriget/chamberlain.jpg)

Early British oragami left a lot to be desired.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on June 28, 2007, 01:08:18 PM
(http://www.ed.edu.jonkoping.se/gamla_hemsidan/sekt/inf/infit/elevprojekt/la_04_05/jing_sp_1/Sebastian_Zankl/Bilder/Orsakerna_till_andra_varldskriget/chamberlain.jpg)




"I hold here, in my hand, the answer key to Friday's physics exam.  Who wants it?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on June 28, 2007, 01:13:07 PM
"... and if re-elected, I promise to give you three cans of green beans, a half-gallon of milk, two dozen eggs, hot... dogs... what the?  Gladys, you mixed up the grocery list with my speech again!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: EVOLUTION117 on June 28, 2007, 03:49:31 PM
(http://www.ed.edu.jonkoping.se/gamla_hemsidan/sekt/inf/infit/elevprojekt/la_04_05/jing_sp_1/Sebastian_Zankl/Bilder/Orsakerna_till_andra_varldskriget/chamberlain.jpg)

"No seriously, I really am Superman. Watch, I'll burn this piece of paper with my Heat vision."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 28, 2007, 03:53:01 PM
(http://www.ed.edu.jonkoping.se/gamla_hemsidan/sekt/inf/infit/elevprojekt/la_04_05/jing_sp_1/Sebastian_Zankl/Bilder/Orsakerna_till_andra_varldskriget/chamberlain.jpg)

"So, phonetics... we meet again."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on June 28, 2007, 07:25:31 PM
chamberlin waving verifiable proof that he is a frenchman. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 28, 2007, 07:52:17 PM
(http://www.ed.edu.jonkoping.se/gamla_hemsidan/sekt/inf/infit/elevprojekt/la_04_05/jing_sp_1/Sebastian_Zankl/Bilder/Orsakerna_till_andra_varldskriget/chamberlain.jpg)

"I have in my hand a list of Communists working in the State Dep- oh, wait, wrong decade. Hold on..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on June 28, 2007, 11:31:29 PM
(http://www.ed.edu.jonkoping.se/gamla_hemsidan/sekt/inf/infit/elevprojekt/la_04_05/jing_sp_1/Sebastian_Zankl/Bilder/Orsakerna_till_andra_varldskriget/chamberlain.jpg)
"Stephanie, I saw that. Bring that note up here. I warned you that I'd read it in front of everyone. Now, what's so important that it couldn't wait? *ahem*  I can't believe I'm telling you this, but Mr. Chamberlain is SOOO HAWT. I hope he makes me stay after class to punish me, if you know what I mean. Oh dear."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 29, 2007, 05:17:25 AM
(http://www.ed.edu.jonkoping.se/gamla_hemsidan/sekt/inf/infit/elevprojekt/la_04_05/jing_sp_1/Sebastian_Zankl/Bilder/Orsakerna_till_andra_varldskriget/chamberlain.jpg)

"Neville, just put on your glasses! You'll just agrivate your stigmatism!"
"No, don't worry, I just need to hold it at a certain angle and distance."
"Why not just wear your glasses?"
"Because I don't want to look silly."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on June 29, 2007, 05:34:50 AM
(http://www.ed.edu.jonkoping.se/gamla_hemsidan/sekt/inf/infit/elevprojekt/la_04_05/jing_sp_1/Sebastian_Zankl/Bilder/Orsakerna_till_andra_varldskriget/chamberlain.jpg)

"Why, this peace agreement has been signed "Mickey Mouse"....Adolf, you sneaky bastard!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on June 29, 2007, 06:55:11 AM
New pic time

(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/9111/patnrudiyk2.jpg)

Rudie regretted visiting Pat on Chili night
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 29, 2007, 06:58:45 AM
(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/9111/patnrudiyk2.jpg)

Will you two stop force choking each other! Criminy, you bring two lords of evil together....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on June 29, 2007, 11:01:58 AM

(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/9111/patnrudiyk2.jpg)

Of course, Pat Robertson is the only one who ever laughs when he does the old "pull my finger" schtick.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 29, 2007, 01:24:01 PM
(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/9111/patnrudiyk2.jpg)

"So, Rudy, do you want to hear my theroy on how 911 was God's way of punishing Homosexuals?"
"No."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on June 29, 2007, 06:07:44 PM
(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/9111/patnrudiyk2.jpg)
Rudy's thinking: Politics sure makes strange bedfellows.
Pat's thinking: I hope you can't catch Catholocism through hand contact.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 29, 2007, 06:33:22 PM
(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/9111/patnrudiyk2.jpg)

And for the last 2 months, anyone who walks in the spot where those two were sitting get an uneasy feeling.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on June 29, 2007, 11:31:50 PM

(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/9111/patnrudiyk2.jpg)

Wonder Twin powers.... ACTIVATE!

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 30, 2007, 05:15:45 AM
Moving us away from politicians, if I may:
(http://www.davidperkoffmusic.com/0104ChHosp12.jpg)

The photo that ruined Senator Calder's chances of re-election.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on June 30, 2007, 07:24:17 AM
(http://www.davidperkoffmusic.com/0104ChHosp12.jpg)

Suddenly Ann Coulter's arms look normal
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 30, 2007, 08:21:33 AM
(http://www.davidperkoffmusic.com/0104ChHosp12.jpg)

Timmy's birthday party left him both with a fear of clowns, a fear of hats, and a fear of women.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on June 30, 2007, 08:37:59 AM
One pill makes you smaller, and one pill makes you tall...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 30, 2007, 08:45:31 AM
(http://www.davidperkoffmusic.com/0104ChHosp12.jpg)

 In retrospect, hiring Cirque du Soleil to cater our last meeting might have been a mistake.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on June 30, 2007, 09:22:02 AM

(http://www.davidperkoffmusic.com/0104ChHosp12.jpg)


Desperate for attention, the cast of Seussical starts visiting people's houses to perform.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on June 30, 2007, 04:07:10 PM
(http://www.davidperkoffmusic.com/0104ChHosp12.jpg)

"Exterminator, we've got mimes."
"American Mimes?"
"I'm not sure, they're wearing bright spandex and big hats."
"Oh, ya got one'a dem dere French Mice infestations. It's been a big problem in dese here parts. I'll be right over with some traps. I warn ya, we might have to fumigate if worst comes ta worst."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on June 30, 2007, 10:10:12 PM

(http://www.davidperkoffmusic.com/0104ChHosp12.jpg)

Larry never really warmed up to Marlene's "internet friends"....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on June 30, 2007, 11:59:03 PM
(http://www.davidperkoffmusic.com/0104ChHosp12.jpg)
The image that appears next to uncomfortable in many dictionaries.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 01, 2007, 05:13:47 AM
I see that Nunyerbiz  has changed his avator to the creepiest mime woman. Good choice!

(http://www.davidperkoffmusic.com/0104ChHosp12.jpg)
The worst part is, I suspect from that big case the guy is sitting next to, that this is a funeral.


Okay, I'm yet again trying for a new image:
(http://www.monstrula.de/filme/frankensteinunddiemonsterausdemmeer/pressefoto1.jpg)
You know how it is: Old, experienced actor, young, naive starlet- He offers to give her a few "acting tips," one thing leads to another...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on July 01, 2007, 09:47:11 AM
(http://www.monstrula.de/filme/frankensteinunddiemonsterausdemmeer/pressefoto1.jpg)

This is what happens in Chernobyl when the people don't scoop the dogs poop off the lawn within 5 days.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 01, 2007, 09:54:14 AM
(http://www.monstrula.de/filme/frankensteinunddiemonsterausdemmeer/pressefoto1.jpg)

Godzilla's attempts at branching out away from Kaiju films was mostly unsucsessful, one notable exception being the stunning romantic comedy, "Midnight in Bejing" in 1967.

(By the way, the German Godzilla site I got this from showed that the called Godzilla "Frankenstein" in some of their earlier imports. Whatsupwithdat?)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bob on July 01, 2007, 11:45:53 AM
(http://www.monstrula.de/filme/frankensteinunddiemonsterausdemmeer/pressefoto1.jpg)

(By the way, the German Godzilla site I got this from showed that the called Godzilla "Frankenstein" in some of their earlier imports. Whatsupwithdat?)

"Hey baby, guess what OTHER special powers radiation has given me"

For whatever reason, ANY man made monster is called "Frankenstein" in posters for Japanese horror movies.   I've seen that on some spanish and italian posters too.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 01, 2007, 11:51:51 AM
(http://www.monstrula.de/filme/frankensteinunddiemonsterausdemmeer/pressefoto1.jpg)

"Okay, Yuki, you've got him on the ropes, but don't get cocky! He still outweighs you, so look out for that upper cut! Remember, float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!"
"I'm ready, coach!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on July 01, 2007, 12:38:04 PM
(http://www.monstrula.de/filme/frankensteinunddiemonsterausdemmeer/pressefoto1.jpg)

Godzilla Verses the Japanese Nichelle Nichols.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 01, 2007, 12:55:31 PM
(http://www.monstrula.de/filme/frankensteinunddiemonsterausdemmeer/pressefoto1.jpg)

"Daddy, why don't I look like the other kids?"
"Well, sweety, I'm afraid both me and your mother did a lot of drugs when we first met, and..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 01, 2007, 01:22:55 PM

(http://www.monstrula.de/filme/frankensteinunddiemonsterausdemmeer/pressefoto1.jpg)

Cindy realized it was probably a bad idea to bring a blind date to prom...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 01, 2007, 01:33:00 PM
(http://www.monstrula.de/filme/frankensteinunddiemonsterausdemmeer/pressefoto1.jpg)

"How I got these photos is not important, Mister... Zilla, is it? What matters is that if there is not a breifcase containing 200,000 dollars in locker 12a at the Tokyo Train Station by Noon tomorrow, these babies will be in every major newspaper in Japan. Yes, I thought you'd see it my way."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 01, 2007, 04:46:31 PM
(http://www.monstrula.de/filme/frankensteinunddiemonsterausdemmeer/pressefoto1.jpg)
The unholy union that created Tommy Lee Jones.

I took this picture myself outside Las Vegas last year.
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/helicopterride-1.jpg)
The next sign over reads "With Pilot: $39"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 01, 2007, 05:08:38 PM
Cool pic.

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/helicopterride-1.jpg)

Visit Three Flags Theme Park in Nevada and see our new ride: Broken Helicopter! Give your family a vacation they'll never forget!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on July 01, 2007, 05:14:10 PM
Still a more popular attraction than Tom Selleck Mustache Ride $29 next door.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 01, 2007, 05:23:57 PM
Cool pic.

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/helicopterride-1.jpg)



Helicopter ride $29.00........or your money back!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 01, 2007, 05:27:03 PM
Cool pic.

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/helicopterride-1.jpg)



or

Helicopter ride $29.00.............No Refunds!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bob on July 01, 2007, 05:30:26 PM


I took this picture myself outside Las Vegas last year.
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/helicopterride-1.jpg)
The next sign over reads "With Pilot: $39"


Helicopter Ride:    $29
HMO doctor co-pay:   $50
Winning Lawsuit against chopper company and never having to work again:   priceless
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 01, 2007, 06:04:56 PM
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/helicopterride-1.jpg)

Ah those Vegas whore houses, always trying some new gimmick.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 01, 2007, 06:11:41 PM

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/helicopterride-1.jpg)

The Bell Helicopter Model 206B JetRanger... perfect for off-road adventure!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on July 01, 2007, 06:17:45 PM

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/helicopterride-1.jpg)

Still safer than riding in any car manufactured by Mazda.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 01, 2007, 06:30:28 PM
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/helicopterride-1.jpg)

This is actually an NEA sponsored outdoor art display. Your tax dollars at work.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 01, 2007, 09:25:02 PM
The helicopter just wants somebody to rub its tummy.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 02, 2007, 05:55:55 AM
(http://www.bookofrevelation.net/ch6-4horsemen_pastorpack_small.jpg)

"TO APPLEBEES!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 02, 2007, 05:59:31 AM
(http://www.bookofrevelation.net/ch6-4horsemen_pastorpack_small.jpg)

When someone tears the tag off a mattress or parks in front of a fire hydrant, they will be there.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on July 02, 2007, 06:00:58 AM
"The horsemen are drawing nearer
On the leather steeds they ride
They have come to take your life
On through the dead of night
With the four horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die"

*moshes*
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 02, 2007, 06:07:29 AM
(http://www.bookofrevelation.net/ch6-4horsemen_pastorpack_small.jpg)

"Wait, Death gets a sickle, the Anti- Christ gets a bow and arrow, you get a sword, and I GET A FRIGGIN' SCALE!? This is bulls**t!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 02, 2007, 06:24:04 AM

(http://www.bookofrevelation.net/ch6-4horsemen_pastorpack_small.jpg)

Molly Hatchet always did have kickass album covers.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 02, 2007, 06:26:43 AM
Molly Hatchet always did have kickass album covers.

 :D

Never listen to your pirated music - the RIAAWraiths will be able to find you.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on July 02, 2007, 06:35:13 AM
(http://www.bookofrevelation.net/ch6-4horsemen_pastorpack_small.jpg)

Johnny Drama delivers his signature line
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 02, 2007, 06:47:31 AM
(http://www.bookofrevelation.net/ch6-4horsemen_pastorpack_small.jpg)

"It's funny, guy's I always figured we were aligorical."
"Yeah, but the Christian Fundies were so enthousiastic..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 02, 2007, 06:56:57 AM
(http://www.bookofrevelation.net/ch6-4horsemen_pastorpack_small.jpg)[/quote]

Death and War: "WE CAN DO IT!"
Famine (on the black horse): "Oh for Christ's sake."
Antichrist (on the white horse): "What was that?!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on July 02, 2007, 07:03:35 AM
(http://www.bookofrevelation.net/ch6-4horsemen_pastorpack_small.jpg)

Dick Cheney's been elected president of the United States!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 02, 2007, 07:06:49 AM
(http://www.bookofrevelation.net/ch6-4horsemen_pastorpack_small.jpg)[/quote]

"ROADTRIP!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 02, 2007, 07:25:05 AM
"ROADTRIP!"

So this is your new favorite thread, eh Junkyard?
 ::)

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 02, 2007, 07:26:07 AM
Pretty much.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 02, 2007, 07:27:00 AM
I took this picture myself outside Las Vegas last year.
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/helicopterride-1.jpg)

"By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 02, 2007, 07:28:53 AM
(http://www.bookofrevelation.net/ch6-4horsemen_pastorpack_small.jpg)

The painting behind Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's desk.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 02, 2007, 07:44:26 AM
(http://www.bookofrevelation.net/ch6-4horsemen_pastorpack_small.jpg)

"I don't know, Margret, I'm as glad as anyone to see Famine outside playing, but I can't help but think that those boys are just plain bad news."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on July 02, 2007, 12:15:05 PM
(http://www.bookofrevelation.net/ch6-4horsemen_pastorpack_small.jpg)

I don't know... this concept art for the live-action Wacky Races movie just seems to violate the spirit of the original cartoon.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on July 02, 2007, 12:28:23 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070627/capt.sge.rnp29.270607233935.photo00.photo.default-512x381.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=eMoKCh4SPFjorFDWrcfRPA--)

Stephen Colbert prepares to commit his first infant bear-icide.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 02, 2007, 01:02:01 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070627/capt.sge.rnp29.270607233935.photo00.photo.default-512x381.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=eMoKCh4SPFjorFDWrcfRPA--)

One of the less documented hazards of global warming for Polar Bears; chubby Eskimo Dudes in speedos.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 02, 2007, 02:07:29 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070627/capt.sge.rnp29.270607233935.photo00.photo.default-512x381.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=eMoKCh4SPFjorFDWrcfRPA--)

"Oh, that this too, too solid flesh would melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a dew... so, do I get the part?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 02, 2007, 02:29:33 PM
(http://www.bookofrevelation.net/ch6-4horsemen_pastorpack_small.jpg)



We finally pull out of Iraq.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 02, 2007, 03:07:53 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070627/capt.sge.rnp29.270607233935.photo00.photo.default-512x381.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=eMoKCh4SPFjorFDWrcfRPA--)

"Ow! Ow! Dammit, why did I drink down that slurpee so damn fast?! OWWW!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 02, 2007, 03:16:11 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070627/capt.sge.rnp29.270607233935.photo00.photo.default-512x381.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=eMoKCh4SPFjorFDWrcfRPA--)

Those darn monkeys are getting so naughty!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 02, 2007, 03:36:16 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070627/capt.sge.rnp29.270607233935.photo00.photo.default-512x381.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=eMoKCh4SPFjorFDWrcfRPA--)

"Agh! I pointed the bug spray in the wrong direction! Dang, am I gonna need to go to the hospital again?!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on July 02, 2007, 03:50:23 PM
(http://www.bookofrevelation.net/ch6-4horsemen_pastorpack_small.jpg)

... Rob?  RobTheBarbarian?  Is that you, nestled in there between the Anti-Christ and Famine?  You old dog, you!

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070627/capt.sge.rnp29.270607233935.photo00.photo.default-512x381.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=eMoKCh4SPFjorFDWrcfRPA--)

He just discovered that the zookeepers have decided to call him Barry White.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 02, 2007, 04:55:48 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070627/capt.sge.rnp29.270607233935.photo00.photo.default-512x381.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=eMoKCh4SPFjorFDWrcfRPA--)

"And I had a pretty mind. I had a pretty MIND!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 02, 2007, 09:01:53 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070627/capt.sge.rnp29.270607233935.photo00.photo.default-512x381.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=eMoKCh4SPFjorFDWrcfRPA--)

He just recognized one of the foxes on a visitor's fur coat.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 02, 2007, 09:06:02 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070627/capt.sge.rnp29.270607233935.photo00.photo.default-512x381.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=eMoKCh4SPFjorFDWrcfRPA--)

After getting acid thrown onto his face while confronting the grizzly who stole his life's work, Snowball retreated into the sewers and dark places of the park, donned a mask, and became the Phantom of the Zoo.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 03, 2007, 04:11:41 AM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070627/capt.sge.rnp29.270607233935.photo00.photo.default-512x381.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=eMoKCh4SPFjorFDWrcfRPA--)

Son... it's ok... stop crying... Mommy and Daddy were just wrestling....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 03, 2007, 05:06:03 AM
I'm afraid Nunyerbiz won this one. Kid backed against a wall, covering his eyes after seeing something he can't unsee... yeah.

In honor of the new Riff:
(http://www.st-files.de/stgalaxis/anderevoelker/tribbles/images/tribble_ds9k7_kirkluke2.jpg)

"Whew! So, was it good for you, too?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on July 03, 2007, 05:17:26 AM
(http://www.st-files.de/stgalaxis/anderevoelker/tribbles/images/tribble_ds9k7_kirkluke2.jpg)

"Great! Now the hairballs are coming out the other end, too!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 03, 2007, 05:47:23 AM

(http://www.st-files.de/stgalaxis/anderevoelker/tribbles/images/tribble_ds9k7_kirkluke2.jpg)

Bill realizes that Rogaine should not be used below the waist.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 03, 2007, 06:12:16 AM
(http://www.st-files.de/stgalaxis/anderevoelker/tribbles/images/tribble_ds9k7_kirkluke2.jpg)

Kirk's secret shame: his huge Beanie Babie collection.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 03, 2007, 08:12:48 AM
(http://www.st-files.de/stgalaxis/anderevoelker/tribbles/images/tribble_ds9k7_kirkluke2.jpg)

Kirk's recurring nightmare in which he battles his massive collection of toupés.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on July 03, 2007, 10:03:57 AM
(http://www.st-files.de/stgalaxis/anderevoelker/tribbles/images/tribble_ds9k7_kirkluke2.jpg)

The planet of trappers had sent the Enterprise numerous gifts for saving them from the invaders from planet PeTA.  Captain Kirk was quite fond of the bear and beaver pelts, but the hamster, gerbil, and ginea pig pelts seemed to be a little excessive.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 03, 2007, 10:31:04 AM
(http://www.st-files.de/stgalaxis/anderevoelker/tribbles/images/tribble_ds9k7_kirkluke2.jpg)

In this screen shot, Kirk is about to discover that not all species of Tribble are herbivores in pretty much the most unpleasant way possible.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on July 03, 2007, 11:16:01 AM
(http://www.st-files.de/stgalaxis/anderevoelker/tribbles/images/tribble_ds9k7_kirkluke2.jpg)

Kirk learns the hard way that you don't perform cunnilingus on the auburn-haired vixens of planet Propecia.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 03, 2007, 11:22:36 AM
(http://www.st-files.de/stgalaxis/anderevoelker/tribbles/images/tribble_ds9k7_kirkluke2.jpg)

"My... God. I'm shedding way more than usual. I think I'm going bald!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on July 03, 2007, 11:50:34 AM
(http://www.st-files.de/stgalaxis/anderevoelker/tribbles/images/tribble_ds9k7_kirkluke2.jpg)

"This may be humiliating, but at least I'll never have to appear on an episode of Deep Space Nine.  Right?"

OR

Kirk really ought to clean out his refrigerator more often.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 03, 2007, 12:15:44 PM
(http://www.st-files.de/stgalaxis/anderevoelker/tribbles/images/tribble_ds9k7_kirkluke2.jpg)

"...male... female...male...male.... how did I get talked into this assignmet?... female... male... not sure.... male..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 03, 2007, 02:18:12 PM
(http://www.st-files.de/stgalaxis/anderevoelker/tribbles/images/tribble_ds9k7_kirkluke2.jpg)

To Kirk's horror, he realizes he lost his toupee in the mass of tribbles and can't tell them apart. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 03, 2007, 02:20:36 PM
(http://www.st-files.de/stgalaxis/anderevoelker/tribbles/images/tribble_ds9k7_kirkluke2.jpg)

I... I don't want to know why he's sweating, do I?

That reminds me:
(http://images.epilogue.net/users/dominic/werewolf_epi.jpg)

Rob, I finally found that picture from when we went clubbing in Orleans! Have you noticed we dance better when we're wasted?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 03, 2007, 09:01:42 PM
Yeah, you're one of those people who really needs to get a shave in every day... but we did tear that place up.  :D

(http://images.epilogue.net/users/dominic/werewolf_epi.jpg)

I think that's actually me "shopping" for some "beef" at the local "grocery store". Some guy once asked me why he found a broken javelin head in his burger....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 04, 2007, 12:21:41 AM
Let's see you make fun of this handsome devil:
(http://i19.tinypic.com/6h4pvtz.jpg)
I know it's difficult, but you guys are up to the task.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 04, 2007, 12:44:04 AM
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/smirk4.jpg)
"See if you can open a channel - I'm going for more hair gel."

or

"You're confined to quarters until you can control yourself around Photoshop, Mr. Barbarian."

or

Captain Sharktopus's decision to replace the main viewer with a giant vanity mirror went over like a lead balloon with Starfleet Command.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 04, 2007, 12:49:18 AM
I think I just wet my pants. (http://forums.widescreenxp.net/style_emoticons/default/hysterical.gif)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 04, 2007, 04:50:19 AM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1164/715293690_2e4d17078e_o.jpg)
And here's that old picture of Rob and Sharky in New York!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on July 04, 2007, 04:54:07 AM
(http://i19.tinypic.com/6h4pvtz.jpg)

Seth Rogan?!?

(http://images.zap2it.com/20050913/sethrogen_40yearoldvirginpr_240.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 04, 2007, 05:02:00 AM
(http://images.zap2it.com/20050913/sethrogen_40yearoldvirginpr_240.jpg) (http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/globes2007/nominees/leonardo_dicaprio.jpg)

Seth Rogan and Leonardo Dicaprio's lovechild, I think. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 08, 2007, 01:00:08 AM
Seth Rogan and Leonardo Dicaprio's lovechild, I think. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

I was adopted. Hmm...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 08, 2007, 04:26:03 AM
A production still from one of the many Ultraman movies:
(http://www.wakhok.ac.jp/~momma/urusizak/InfoE/ultraman.jpg)

"You have a kind face."

(MST3K Reference Reference.)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 08, 2007, 05:20:26 AM
A production still from one of the many Ultraman movies:
(http://www.wakhok.ac.jp/~momma/urusizak/InfoE/ultraman.jpg)


Oh Honey, you need to switch razors.  When I kiss you your beard scratches me.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 08, 2007, 05:36:18 AM
(http://www.wakhok.ac.jp/~momma/urusizak/InfoE/ultraman.jpg)

"My God, you... you're beautiful!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on July 08, 2007, 09:05:57 AM
Now why weren't any Ultra Mans' done during the MST3k 11 year reign??
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 08, 2007, 11:49:03 AM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/50096782_718edaa466_o.jpg)

?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on July 08, 2007, 12:09:25 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/50096782_718edaa466_o.jpg)


This statue was erected in memory of Troy McClure.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on July 08, 2007, 01:48:14 PM

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/50096782_718edaa466_o.jpg)

"Shortly after this photo, the fish ate the fisherman"

"Bill gets his kicks by ass groping larger than life statues"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 08, 2007, 02:34:07 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/50096782_718edaa466_o.jpg)

Ozaukee Hospital's Maintenence Manager at the MFLS (Man-Fish Love Society) Headquarters in Utah.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on July 08, 2007, 03:24:13 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/50096782_718edaa466_o.jpg)

This papier mache statue only cost the local council 2 million dollars!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 08, 2007, 04:06:24 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/50096782_718edaa466_o.jpg)
How's that wacky Mayor West going to distract from this statue scandal?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 08, 2007, 04:24:22 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/50096782_718edaa466_o.jpg)


Boy you have a firm ass!  Fish humping must keep you in shape.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 08, 2007, 05:13:23 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/50096782_718edaa466_o.jpg)

"We're in love and you can't stop us!"
"You tell 'em!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: googergieger on July 11, 2007, 04:31:51 AM
daltysmilth wins.

really nobody at all should have tried to compete after that one.

*claps*

nice job sir.

nice job!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 11, 2007, 12:42:49 PM
Yeah, guess where that ugly statue is.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on July 11, 2007, 06:02:01 PM
Springfield?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 11, 2007, 08:07:56 PM
Nope, it'd be missing it's head.  Chicago, right down by where the Chicago River and Lake Michigan meet.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on July 11, 2007, 09:09:24 PM
Hey, I'll be going to Chicago in a couple of weeks!  I might have to check it out.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 11, 2007, 09:11:36 PM
Don't give those guys who will try to sell you free newspapers any money.

Oh yeah, and in the other direction is the water fountain from the opening music of Married With Children.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 12, 2007, 05:10:48 AM
Hey, I'll be going to Chicago in a couple of weeks!  I might have to check it out.

Repeat the pose as best you can and then post the pic.

Don't give those guys who will try to sell you free newspapers any money.

Chicargo has a street paper? Is it like The Big Issue (http://www.bigissue.com/)?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 12, 2007, 07:09:01 AM
The guys down there aren't homeless.  They're just trying to scam you.  You can get the same paper for free right off of every corner downtown.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 12, 2007, 07:19:30 AM
Oh well that sucks then.

Last time I went back to London there was a sort of war going on with rival "vendors" of free papers.


Anyway back to the game

(http://www.scifilm.org/tv/tvgraphics/reddwarf-polymorph.jpg)
The Jam Band's replacement drummer just wasn't a good fit.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 12, 2007, 07:24:18 AM
(http://www.scifilm.org/tv/tvgraphics/reddwarf-polymorph.jpg)

Doesn't look like this round of presidential candidates is huge improvement...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on July 12, 2007, 07:25:05 AM
(http://www.scifilm.org/tv/tvgraphics/reddwarf-polymorph.jpg)

Doesn't look like this round of presidential candidates is huge improvement...
:D :D :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 12, 2007, 07:54:08 AM

(http://www.scifilm.org/tv/tvgraphics/reddwarf-polymorph.jpg)



Dick Cheney's interns 2007
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on July 12, 2007, 07:59:03 AM
Is It THE B-52's??
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on July 12, 2007, 08:09:59 AM
(http://www.scifilm.org/tv/tvgraphics/reddwarf-polymorph.jpg)

The new entry in the Alien franchise was beset with budgetary problems.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 12, 2007, 08:14:48 AM
(http://www.scifilm.org/tv/tvgraphics/reddwarf-polymorph.jpg)

Everyone knew the answer to the question "who farted" but nobody wanted to confront the culprit.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 12, 2007, 12:21:20 PM

(http://www.scifilm.org/tv/tvgraphics/reddwarf-polymorph.jpg)

Shortly after the filming of the pilot began, the producers of the A-Team decided to re-cast....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 12, 2007, 12:46:06 PM
(http://www.scifilm.org/tv/tvgraphics/reddwarf-polymorph.jpg)

"Anyone but Bush", huh?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 12, 2007, 01:09:02 PM
(http://www.scifilm.org/tv/tvgraphics/reddwarf-polymorph.jpg)
Looks like the Gwar Tribute Band turned out a bit half-assed with only one member putting in some effort.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 12, 2007, 01:10:00 PM
(http://www.scifilm.org/tv/tvgraphics/reddwarf-polymorph.jpg)
Looks like the Gwar Tribute Band turned out a bit half-assed with only one member putting in some effort.

AWESOME!!!   :D :D :D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 13, 2007, 10:42:05 AM
I think it's safe to say that nobody is going to top the GWAR tribute band... so... time for a new pic....

(http://ru.fishki.net/picsw/072007/05/lica/lica_006_57.jpg)

So... those legs DO go all the way up.....

see... he's wearing x-ray glasses... get it? come on... that's funny stuff right there... damn kids....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on July 13, 2007, 10:43:58 AM
I think it's safe to say that nobody is going to top the GWAR tribute band... so... time for a new pic....

(http://ru.fishki.net/picsw/072007/05/lica/lica_006_57.jpg)

So... those legs DO go all the way up.....

see... he's wearing x-ray glasses... get it? come on... that's funny stuff right there... damn kids....
Leave it to Beaver after Rehab?!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 13, 2007, 10:50:36 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070712/capt.26cfe438f85e4723993e76d797b16219.aptopix_2008_naacp_forum_mips107.jpg?x=380&y=311&sig=mMLV5KmLMGt6dOea5GSL3w--)

"psst... Obama just farted, pass it down!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on July 13, 2007, 11:01:29 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070712/capt.26cfe438f85e4723993e76d797b16219.aptopix_2008_naacp_forum_mips107.jpg?x=380&y=311&sig=mMLV5KmLMGt6dOea5GSL3w--)

"psst... Obama just farted, pass it down!"
Let me Lick your Ear.. YUMMY!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 13, 2007, 11:03:27 AM
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/whippetDM1207_468x669.jpg)

Too many power shakes.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 13, 2007, 11:04:37 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070712/capt.26cfe438f85e4723993e76d797b16219.aptopix_2008_naacp_forum_mips107.jpg?x=380&y=311&sig=mMLV5KmLMGt6dOea5GSL3w--)

Wow Hilary you sure do smell a lot like...flowers
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on July 13, 2007, 11:05:19 AM
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/whippetDM1207_468x669.jpg)

Too many power shakes.
Now That's a dog that gets his fair share of Beef!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 13, 2007, 11:05:54 AM
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/whippetDM1207_468x669.jpg)
After Lucky Lad won his 25th straight Greyhound race, the pee tests were inevitable.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 13, 2007, 11:15:26 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070712/capt.26cfe438f85e4723993e76d797b16219.aptopix_2008_naacp_forum_mips107.jpg?x=380&y=311&sig=mMLV5KmLMGt6dOea5GSL3w--)


I feel pretty....oh so pretty...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 13, 2007, 11:16:39 AM

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/whippetDM1207_468x669.jpg)

Just a normal Tuesday at Michael Vick's house....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 13, 2007, 11:19:01 AM

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/whippetDM1207_468x669.jpg)

Just a normal Tuesday at Michael Vick's house....

oh  :( :( :( Dog Fighting makes me sad.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 13, 2007, 11:21:01 AM
(http://ru.fishki.net/picsw/072007/05/lica/lica_006_57.jpg)

After being rescued, Amelia Earhart had a hard time dealing with the media frenzy....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 13, 2007, 11:41:39 AM

[picture of freakish steroid dog]

Just a normal Tuesday at Michael Vick's house....

oh  :( :( :( Dog Fighting makes me sad.

Well, the intent behind the caption wasn't "omg! dog fighting rules!"

Here... just to cheer you up...

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1362/541401305_754f37a226.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 13, 2007, 11:53:19 AM
Well, the intent behind the caption wasn't "omg! dog fighting rules!"
I know it's just one of those hot buttons or I guess sad buttons for me.
Here... just to cheer you up...
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1362/541401305_754f37a226.jpg)
And indeed it did.

Incidentally anyone out there looking to give a dog a home?

http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=8784925
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 13, 2007, 12:02:06 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070712/capt.26cfe438f85e4723993e76d797b16219.aptopix_2008_naacp_forum_mips107.jpg?x=380&y=311&sig=mMLV5KmLMGt6dOea5GSL3w--)
"I may not have any chance of winning the nomination, but the good news is I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance."
allternate riff
"Psst, I can see your baallls, bumblebee tuna."
alternate alternate riff
"You can tell him I was whispering sweet nothings into your ear." anyone that's seen Deathrace 2000 will get that one.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on July 13, 2007, 01:15:21 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070712/capt.26cfe438f85e4723993e76d797b16219.aptopix_2008_naacp_forum_mips107.jpg?x=380&y=311&sig=mMLV5KmLMGt6dOea5GSL3w--)

You know, I still say my stylist blows yours out of the water, but gee, your hair smells terrific!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 13, 2007, 01:51:45 PM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070712/capt.26cfe438f85e4723993e76d797b16219.aptopix_2008_naacp_forum_mips107.jpg?x=380&y=311&sig=mMLV5KmLMGt6dOea5GSL3w--)

psst... tell Bill he was right... Rainbeaux from Deja Vu really does know how to work her stump grinder....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on July 13, 2007, 08:18:14 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070712/capt.26cfe438f85e4723993e76d797b16219.aptopix_2008_naacp_forum_mips107.jpg?x=380&y=311&sig=mMLV5KmLMGt6dOea5GSL3w--)

"What the hell was that Sopranos parody about?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: googergieger on July 14, 2007, 01:21:07 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070712/capt.26cfe438f85e4723993e76d797b16219.aptopix_2008_naacp_forum_mips107.jpg?x=380&y=311&sig=mMLV5KmLMGt6dOea5GSL3w--)

"is john edward's gonna have to choke a bitch?"

all that came to mind.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Ortega on July 14, 2007, 02:07:59 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070712/capt.26cfe438f85e4723993e76d797b16219.aptopix_2008_naacp_forum_mips107.jpg?x=380&y=311&sig=mMLV5KmLMGt6dOea5GSL3w--)


"pssst.....I think your husband knows about us!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 14, 2007, 04:59:28 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070712/capt.26cfe438f85e4723993e76d797b16219.aptopix_2008_naacp_forum_mips107.jpg?x=380&y=311&sig=mMLV5KmLMGt6dOea5GSL3w--)

"Can someone get some hot water? Edwards's lips are frozen to my forehead."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on July 14, 2007, 08:35:52 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070713/capt.xbej80307130922ccc.correction_china_tallest_and_shortest_man_xbej803.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=9_PIdlwGvVKwZsrGIVVSzA--)

"Nice to see you again... brother."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 14, 2007, 12:20:05 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070713/capt.xbej80307130922ccc.correction_china_tallest_and_shortest_man_xbej803.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=9_PIdlwGvVKwZsrGIVVSzA--)

Oh, fer- HOW THE HELL CAN ASIA MANAGE TO OUTDO US ON THE MOLECULAR LEVEL? This isn't even fair!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: googergieger on July 14, 2007, 12:48:38 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070713/capt.xbej80307130922ccc.correction_china_tallest_and_shortest_man_xbej803.jpg?x=380IV&y=282&sig=9_PIdlwGvVKwZsrGVSzA--)

man, these extreme makeover twin addition shows really go all out.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 14, 2007, 01:13:10 PM
"Hey big guy, let's have a heart to heart. Why the long face?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on July 14, 2007, 01:18:55 PM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070713/capt.xbej80307130922ccc.correction_china_tallest_and_shortest_man_xbej803.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=9_PIdlwGvVKwZsrGIVVSzA--)

"Breakfast already?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 14, 2007, 01:35:03 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070713/capt.xbej80307130922ccc.correction_china_tallest_and_shortest_man_xbej803.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=9_PIdlwGvVKwZsrGIVVSzA--)
"Hold me closer tiny dancer."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on July 14, 2007, 05:41:31 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070713/capt.xbej80307130922ccc.correction_china_tallest_and_shortest_man_xbej803.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=9_PIdlwGvVKwZsrGIVVSzA--)

Have to do the obvious one:

"I shall call him... Mini Me."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 14, 2007, 06:19:44 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070713/capt.xbej80307130922ccc.correction_china_tallest_and_shortest_man_xbej803.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=9_PIdlwGvVKwZsrGIVVSzA--)

Which of these two would be scarier to meet in a dark alley?

(http://www.irishcatholic.ie/images/Pope%20Benedict%20waving.jpg)

"Go Jesus, it's your birthday! We gonna party, like it's your birthday!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 14, 2007, 06:47:32 PM
(http://www.irishcatholic.ie/images/Pope%20Benedict%20waving.jpg)
"It's fun to stay at the YYY...."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: googergieger on July 14, 2007, 06:50:55 PM
(http://www.irishcatholic.ie/images/Pope%20Benedict%20waving.jpg)

"arise lord vader. arise....."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 14, 2007, 06:55:10 PM
(http://www.irishcatholic.ie/images/Pope%20Benedict%20waving.jpg)

"There were several minutes of silence during the Pope's Geneva visit when, for no explicable reason, Benedict started singing "Itsy Bitsy Spider."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on July 14, 2007, 07:11:37 PM
(http://www.irishcatholic.ie/images/Pope%20Benedict%20waving.jpg)

The PopeTM begins rehearsals for his job as special guest referee at next year's Superbowl.

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 14, 2007, 07:22:38 PM
(http://www.irishcatholic.ie/images/Pope%20Benedict%20waving.jpg)

Try to imagine the Pope saying this, really try, and it'll be worth the effort:
"I will get you! Raaarrr. I will eat you all up."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Ortega on July 14, 2007, 07:55:39 PM

(http://www.irishcatholic.ie/images/Pope%20Benedict%20waving.jpg)

Sadly, the Holy Pontiff's attempt at "The Wave' ended in uncomfortable stares and an awkward silence.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on July 14, 2007, 09:48:54 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070712/i/r351009548.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=PkdQM5mkBk1dcfFe_Ds3cg--)

And that's why you don't share a prison cell with Michael Clarke Duncan.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 14, 2007, 11:14:17 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070712/i/r351009548.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=PkdQM5mkBk1dcfFe_Ds3cg--)

".....but, it said 'With Wings'...."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 04:39:29 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070712/i/r351009548.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=PkdQM5mkBk1dcfFe_Ds3cg--)

Suppose those idiots in Pamplona ever actually say, "It was totally worth it?" I really don't.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on July 15, 2007, 06:24:26 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070712/i/r351009548.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=PkdQM5mkBk1dcfFe_Ds3cg--)

"Balls did this?!? Oh, a bull did this..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 06:29:00 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070712/i/r351009548.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=PkdQM5mkBk1dcfFe_Ds3cg--)

It's not as bad as it looks, one of his hemorrhoids just popped.
(If you're going to post this kinda picture, don't expect me to observe any good taste when replying to it.)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 15, 2007, 08:07:11 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070712/i/r351009548.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=PkdQM5mkBk1dcfFe_Ds3cg--)

And so another great episode of House begins

It's never Lupus but it's often anal bleeding isn't it?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 15, 2007, 08:33:41 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070712/i/r351009548.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=PkdQM5mkBk1dcfFe_Ds3cg--)


Never eat at Taco Bell.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on July 15, 2007, 09:44:50 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070712/i/r4104940456.jpg?x=234&y=345&sig=xtB8vErMBWzrAw9xjtAJLg--)

A new species of primate discovered late last week has been officially named the "Al Jolson Monkey."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 09:56:36 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070712/i/r4104940456.jpg?x=234&y=345&sig=xtB8vErMBWzrAw9xjtAJLg--)

BOW BEFORE OUR CUTENESS!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 15, 2007, 10:11:45 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070712/i/r4104940456.jpg?x=234&y=345&sig=xtB8vErMBWzrAw9xjtAJLg--)



I fucking HATE ewoks!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 10:13:42 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070712/i/r4104940456.jpg?x=234&y=345&sig=xtB8vErMBWzrAw9xjtAJLg--)

Actually, that's the ancient anciestor of the Wookies. They don't talk much about the "Cute" stage in their evolution.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: googergieger on July 15, 2007, 07:27:52 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070712/i/r4104940456.jpg?x=234&y=345&sig=xtB8vErMBWzrAw9xjtAJLg--)

"i swear the baby is yours mr. chimp chimp!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 07:43:53 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070712/i/r4104940456.jpg?x=234&y=345&sig=xtB8vErMBWzrAw9xjtAJLg--)

Momnkey 1- "Do the humans know yet of our plans?"
Monkey 2- "No, but they shall, soon enough! Ahahahaha..."
Monkeys 1 and 2- "Hahahahhaha..."
Baby- "Huh?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on July 15, 2007, 07:55:33 PM
Gives a New Meaning to "OREO"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 15, 2007, 08:14:15 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070712/i/r351009548.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=PkdQM5mkBk1dcfFe_Ds3cg--)
Capitol One finds a way to ensure that you make a payment on your credit card.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 15, 2007, 09:04:43 PM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/shortpacked/pic/000pr33f/s640x480)
The upcoming GI Joe movie is getting a more old school treatment than Transformers.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on July 15, 2007, 09:16:37 PM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/shortpacked/pic/000pr33f/s640x480)

The reanimated action figure suddenly realizes he has no private parts
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on July 15, 2007, 09:34:07 PM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/shortpacked/pic/000pr33f/s640x480)

Oh, looks like he got the kneecap treatment from Daredevil.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 15, 2007, 09:51:18 PM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/shortpacked/pic/000pr33f/s640x480)


Cobra Commander found out that his copy of Hollywood After Dark won't ship until August.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Ortega on July 15, 2007, 10:20:45 PM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/shortpacked/pic/000pr33f/s640x480)

Cobra found that he has to wait another week for the new rifftrax
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 16, 2007, 07:05:12 AM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/shortpacked/pic/000pr33f/s640x480)

Seconds Earlier:
"Hey, Cobra, you won't believe what I just heard! Apparently, the Baroness just lost her virginity... to Joe!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 16, 2007, 11:25:50 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070712/i/r351009548.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=PkdQM5mkBk1dcfFe_Ds3cg--)

In hindsight, Nathan's Broken Glass Eating Contest wasn't nearly as successful as their hot dog eating efforts...

(http://www.irishcatholic.ie/images/Pope%20Benedict%20waving.jpg)

You put both hands in and you shake them all about... you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself about... that's what it's all about!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 16, 2007, 11:28:42 AM
(http://www.irishcatholic.ie/images/Pope%20Benedict%20waving.jpg)

You put both hands in and you shake them all about... you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself about... that's what it's all about!

Hey, another point where Catholocism and Hinduism are similar!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 16, 2007, 03:10:48 PM
(http://www.irishcatholic.ie/images/Pope%20Benedict%20waving.jpg)
"ULTIMATE... POWER!!!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 16, 2007, 03:56:20 PM
(http://subintsoc.net/images/sr_20041222_bush_mafia_cowboy.jpg)

George Bush, rejected by the picky leaders of New York's crime families, decided to enter polotics. The rest is history.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 16, 2007, 04:42:42 PM
(http://subintsoc.net/images/sr_20041222_bush_mafia_cowboy.jpg)


He looks like he's trying to catch up to the guys robbing a bank in Point Break, he's the W robber who never makes it to the heists.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 16, 2007, 06:24:18 PM

(http://subintsoc.net/images/sr_20041222_bush_mafia_cowboy.jpg)

Say what you will about the paparazzi... but they aren't afraid to take pictures showing President Bush's rarely seen third set of appendages.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on July 16, 2007, 06:32:14 PM
(http://subintsoc.net/images/sr_20041222_bush_mafia_cowboy.jpg)

So that's what happened to Jack Abromoff's clothes. Looks like it fits all criminals pretty well.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Ortega on July 16, 2007, 07:30:04 PM
(http://subintsoc.net/images/sr_20041222_bush_mafia_cowboy.jpg)


Life is hard for a pimp........
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 16, 2007, 08:12:20 PM
(http://subintsoc.net/images/sr_20041222_bush_mafia_cowboy.jpg)

This is why the President isn't allowed to dress himself anymore.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 16, 2007, 09:20:03 PM
(http://subintsoc.net/images/sr_20041222_bush_mafia_cowboy.jpg)
"Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 16, 2007, 09:40:20 PM
"Cowboy Mafia President is here. Where's Robot Ninja Industrialist?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 17, 2007, 12:07:29 AM
(http://subintsoc.net/images/sr_20041222_bush_mafia_cowboy.jpg)
Dubya enjoyed Brokeback Mountain more than he'd expected.
or
"I didn't have any black, so I thought What's the next best thing to spy? Cowboy!"

(http://barkbarkwoofwoof.blogspot.com/Klingons4Dean.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on July 17, 2007, 12:10:28 AM

(http://barkbarkwoofwoof.blogspot.com/Klingons4Dean.jpg)

The Revolution Will Not be Televised, yet another worthless Star Trek show is canceled
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on July 17, 2007, 12:46:39 AM
(http://barkbarkwoofwoof.blogspot.com/Klingons4Dean.jpg)

Because Today is a Good Day to HYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 17, 2007, 12:49:35 AM
(http://barkbarkwoofwoof.blogspot.com/Klingons4Dean.jpg)
I know that bar probably doesn't serve blood wine, but Klingons should not drink Killian's. Not even liberal-populist Klingons.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Ortega on July 17, 2007, 01:02:38 AM

(http://barkbarkwoofwoof.blogspot.com/Klingons4Dean.jpg)
i dont like the direction they're taking  with the new jay and silent bob
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 17, 2007, 01:30:18 AM
(http://barkbarkwoofwoof.blogspot.com/Klingons4Dean.jpg)

"Two things that you should never mix with alcohol. Politics and Star Trek."

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/741ce6a4.jpg)

Prince Charles - "Quite a nice pair you have there. You must come from a good bloodline. Tell me, how closely related were your parents?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on July 17, 2007, 02:25:06 AM

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/741ce6a4.jpg)

Its good to be the king [/Mel Brooks]
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 17, 2007, 02:37:09 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/741ce6a4.jpg)

"Honk if you love Jesus!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 17, 2007, 03:36:37 AM

(http://barkbarkwoofwoof.blogspot.com/Klingons4Dean.jpg)

....and were going to Ferenginar, and the Dax homeworld....were going to Vulcan, and Romulus and Remus.....were gonna win in the Orion Syndicate.....we're gonna take Alpha Centauri.....we're gonna win the entire Federation.....rrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRR KKKKKaKaaaaaaaaplaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!!!! (fist pumping)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 17, 2007, 06:26:32 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/741ce6a4.jpg)

"Let me just pin this medal on you, and- WHUU! Seargent, what's wrong with this fella?!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on July 17, 2007, 06:35:29 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/741ce6a4.jpg)
"Maaaaaavelous!! This is a Remaaaaakable piece of Technology!!"
"Let me inspect those... HMM.."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 17, 2007, 06:53:12 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/741ce6a4.jpg)

Don't worry, this is a standard military greeting over in England.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 17, 2007, 07:16:26 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/741ce6a4.jpg)

"Allow me to take a page from the book of Clinton..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on July 17, 2007, 07:59:36 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/741ce6a4.jpg)

"There's plastic surgeons in Iraq?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 17, 2007, 08:54:25 AM

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/741ce6a4.jpg)

"COMPANY.... PRESENT.... BREASTS"

or

She later used those medals as pasties in her gentlemen's club dance act.

or

"No, Your Highness. I've never played Tune in Tokyo.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on July 17, 2007, 10:51:07 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/741ce6a4.jpg)

(John Cleese voice)
"Just checking the walls, dear!"

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 17, 2007, 11:37:08 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/741ce6a4.jpg)
Unfortunately no one told General Clyde W. Beltington that women had been allowed into the military, and his first reaction upon finding out (pictured above) was "What the hell are these doing here!?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Ortega on July 17, 2007, 11:51:04 AM
"Oh excuse, i seem to be falling over, Can you brace me fall?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 17, 2007, 12:09:16 PM
Enough Breastesses obsessing

(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/4350/monkeymagicdi9.jpg)

Pope Benedicts successor will take papal eccentricity to a whole new level.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: YoohooRiffer on July 17, 2007, 12:17:33 PM
[(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/4350/monkeymagicdi9.jpg)

The guy on the right is attemptting to dethrone Bilbo as the bravest little hobbit of them all.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 17, 2007, 12:22:48 PM
(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/4350/monkeymagicdi9.jpg)

A production photo from the new Japanese production of Spamalot.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: googergieger on July 17, 2007, 12:34:26 PM
man, these animes are just looking more and more realistic.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 17, 2007, 12:38:36 PM

(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/4350/monkeymagicdi9.jpg)

Horse: "I'm not with these people."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 17, 2007, 12:43:07 PM
(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/4350/monkeymagicdi9.jpg)
All day during ComicCon the three guys vied to be the one who scored with the hot cosplay girl on the horse.

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 17, 2007, 12:45:33 PM
(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/4350/monkeymagicdi9.jpg)
I'm getting new landscapers.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 17, 2007, 12:53:01 PM
(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/4350/monkeymagicdi9.jpg)

"It's just a model."
"Shh!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on July 17, 2007, 12:57:10 PM

(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/4350/monkeymagicdi9.jpg)

Terracotta rejects
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 17, 2007, 01:01:00 PM
(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/4350/monkeymagicdi9.jpg)

Even Chinese farmers are trying to cash in on the success of Lord of the Rings.

or

Fellowship of the Chinese Linking Rings
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 17, 2007, 01:02:19 PM
(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/4350/monkeymagicdi9.jpg)

Three Men and a Human Pagoda: Coming this fall!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Ortega on July 17, 2007, 01:13:11 PM
(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/4350/monkeymagicdi9.jpg)

I dont like the Chinese version of Wizard of Oz
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 17, 2007, 02:26:16 PM
(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/4350/monkeymagicdi9.jpg)

The first team they sent against Godzilla. They will be missed.


...kinda.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 17, 2007, 02:27:40 PM
(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/4350/monkeymagicdi9.jpg)

Friends don't let friends live-action roleplay...

also

"Terracotta Rejects" and "I'm getting new landscapers" =  :clap:
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on July 17, 2007, 04:36:02 PM
(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/4350/monkeymagicdi9.jpg)

The Japanese version of Sesame Street is very different from its American counterpart.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 17, 2007, 07:42:31 PM
(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/4350/monkeymagicdi9.jpg)

One has to wonder how the farmer on the far leaft got that string of skulls. My guess: Weird county fair monkey- eating contest.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on July 18, 2007, 04:21:01 PM
This photo has been deemed mature by the RPAA. It is not intended for riffing.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I have no caption for this. Just ow!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on July 18, 2007, 04:25:24 PM
dude I definitely didn't want to see that *sigh* hate being a puss, but can you remove it or put it in a spoiler?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 18, 2007, 05:10:08 PM
Ganesha's Tusk! Take that off, man. The bloody ass man was on the edge; a man in the middle of being crippled is not riffable.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 18, 2007, 05:59:00 PM
Ker-rist on a bike.

At first I didn't know what you two were going on about and was going to post the caption "Honey wait while I take off these shorts" but then I looked at it again.

Oh god  :scared:
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on July 18, 2007, 06:01:49 PM
...
new page
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on July 18, 2007, 06:02:10 PM
...
new page
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: YoohooRiffer on July 18, 2007, 06:09:19 PM
Thank you minnesota...

That last pic was gross and sad.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 18, 2007, 06:10:24 PM
Time for cute and happy

(http://www.targetitmarketing.com/graphics/stpatricksday/images/cute_st_paddy_puppy.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on July 18, 2007, 06:10:34 PM
(http://www.overyourhead.co.uk/images/misc/dumb-omg.jpg)

Mrs. Johnson's 4th Grade class lost all respect for her that day

(... sorry not very good at finding riff pictures... best I could do on short notice)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 18, 2007, 06:11:49 PM
(http://www.overyourhead.co.uk/images/misc/dumb-omg.jpg)
It's not her fault; she's from the Discworld.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 18, 2007, 06:13:49 PM
(http://www.overyourhead.co.uk/images/misc/dumb-omg.jpg)
A portrayal of our Educational system at work? This is less sad than the bull picture?


Okay, so this isn't a photo, but it is considered one of the funniest comic book pages EVER.
(http://home.comcast.net/~dracine/share/stairs2.jpg)

Despite his superior intellect, Professor X could never win a debate with Bruno.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on July 18, 2007, 07:59:20 PM
(http://www.overyourhead.co.uk/images/misc/dumb-omg.jpg)

"My reasoning? Well the moon is so small that you can't even see it half the time. I can see them big elephunts all the time at the zoo."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 18, 2007, 08:02:46 PM
(http://www.overyourhead.co.uk/images/misc/dumb-omg.jpg)

Won't everyone be embarrassed when, two months later, a kettle the size of Mars is found to be on a direct course for Earth. Ha Ha!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 19, 2007, 08:09:11 AM
(http://www.overyourhead.co.uk/images/misc/dumb-omg.jpg)

Talk about a bad Photoshop job...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 08:12:06 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/idiot-ef0.jpg)!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 08:13:36 AM
(http://home.comcast.net/~dracine/share/stairs2.jpg)

This is why my mother has specifically requested that we kill her before we even consider sending her to a nursing home.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 19, 2007, 08:18:42 AM
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_02/VicBeckham4SPL_468x612.jpg)

High heels on the soccer field?? 
I hate to say this, but she should stick to singing.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 08:21:55 AM
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_02/VicBeckham4SPL_468x612.jpg)

Jack Skellington and Sally's daughter taking her own children to soccer practice.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 19, 2007, 09:48:18 AM

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_02/VicBeckham4SPL_468x612.jpg)

David Bowie takes the grandkids to the park....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 11:10:30 AM
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_02/VicBeckham4SPL_468x612.jpg)

Now she's going to tie a string to her belt buckle and let the kids fly her.
"Let's go fly a Spice,
out where the air is clear,..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 19, 2007, 12:48:11 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070714/i/r3373818261.jpg?x=380&y=331&sig=9tGtnwufBFIPZRJPesH4wQ--)

"He's a big dumb animal, isn't he folks?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 19, 2007, 12:52:19 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070714/i/r3373818261.jpg?x=380&y=331&sig=9tGtnwufBFIPZRJPesH4wQ--)
While Hil is distracted Bill and Sue Storm make the most of their opportunity.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 12:54:18 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070714/i/r3373818261.jpg?x=380&y=331&sig=9tGtnwufBFIPZRJPesH4wQ--)
COM'ERE, I'M GONNA EAT YEUH!!
GET - IN - MA - BELLAEY!!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 01:14:31 PM
[(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070714/i/r3373818261.jpg?x=380&y=331&sig=9tGtnwufBFIPZRJPesH4wQ--)

Wait a minute... he's looking all old and confused, and she looks younger than ever... OH MY GOD SHE IS A SUCCUBUS!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on July 19, 2007, 02:44:18 PM
[(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070714/i/r3373818261.jpg?x=380&y=331&sig=9tGtnwufBFIPZRJPesH4wQ--)

"So i put both hands on Monica's ass like this, right, and we just started pumping... Oh. I'm sorry Hillary. Were you trying to say something?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 02:46:14 PM
[(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070714/i/r3373818261.jpg?x=380&y=331&sig=9tGtnwufBFIPZRJPesH4wQ--)

"So i put both hands on Monica's ass like this, right, and we just started pumping... Oh. I'm sorry Hillary. Were you trying to say something?"
EXCELLENT!!
 :D :D :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 19, 2007, 02:47:27 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070714/i/r3373818261.jpg?x=380&y=331&sig=9tGtnwufBFIPZRJPesH4wQ--)
To raise money for her campaign, Hillary shows off her new toy: the Tickle-Me Bill doll. He belches! Squeeze his hand and he gives a third-arm salute!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 02:50:02 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070714/i/r3373818261.jpg?x=380&y=331&sig=9tGtnwufBFIPZRJPesH4wQ--)

Hillary's hypnosis act. Bill thinks he's a airplane.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 19, 2007, 02:57:26 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070714/i/r3373818261.jpg?x=380&y=331&sig=9tGtnwufBFIPZRJPesH4wQ--)
To raise money for her campaign, Hillary shows off her new toy: the Tickle-Me Bill doll. He belches! Squeeze his hand and he gives a third-arm salute!

along those lines...



Hillary shows off the new life-size Bill doll. Pull the string and he says "C'mere, you little intern, give Uncle Billy a hug!!!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 06:36:42 PM
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/o_DarwinismOrIntelligentDesign.jpg)
4,000,000 AD: Mankind finally evolves to the point where we are enlightened enough to achieve world peace.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on July 19, 2007, 07:00:34 PM
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/o_DarwinismOrIntelligentDesign.jpg)

Professor's protegee Gunter teaches a class for Mars University
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 07:08:22 PM
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/o_DarwinismOrIntelligentDesign.jpg)

Dr. Chimpy, despite his exaustive research and eloquent papers on the subject, was generally ignored by the scientific community. Speciesists!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 08:09:05 PM
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/o_DarwinismOrIntelligentDesign.jpg)

YEPERS!!
DAT'S MA BOY!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 08:13:09 PM
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/o_DarwinismOrIntelligentDesign.jpg)

"Bonzo escaped from his cage, drew a satyrical diagram of Man evolving into Ape on the board, and has been pantomiming me with perfect attention to body language?"
"Yep."
"Gah! How are we ever going to figure out whether apes have intelligence if Bonzo keeps doing stuff like this?! Stupid monkey!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 19, 2007, 08:22:14 PM
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/o_DarwinismOrIntelligentDesign.jpg)

"Mankind evolve into superspecies. Fling poop long way."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 19, 2007, 11:29:52 PM
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/o_DarwinismOrIntelligentDesign.jpg)
The Kansas board of ed is really screwing these kids up...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 20, 2007, 01:02:52 AM
(http://i13.tinypic.com/4mtgav9.jpg)
He'd catch it on something else, but Ron isn't aware that the One Ring can grow.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on July 20, 2007, 01:49:40 AM
(http://i13.tinypic.com/4mtgav9.jpg)
He'd catch it on something else, but Ron isn't aware that the One Ring can grow.

And apparently you aren't aware that Ron's something else can grow a hand on the end.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 20, 2007, 05:12:08 AM
(http://i13.tinypic.com/4mtgav9.jpg)
He'd catch it on something else, but Ron isn't aware that the One Ring can grow.

Thanks for scarring me for life, Sharky!   :gouge:
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 20, 2007, 05:20:41 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Barbara.jpg)

Double double, toil and trouble!
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble!!
 >:D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 05:25:44 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Barbara.jpg)
AARGH!!
Do we need to call Robert Smith of the Cure to help Stop her Evil.. Whatever she's doing??
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 06:52:29 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Barbara.jpg)

Everybody calm down, she's just a mime.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on July 20, 2007, 09:04:48 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Barbara.jpg)

FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY, come see Barbara Streisand in her Stevie Nicks tribute show.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 20, 2007, 09:09:45 AM

(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Barbara.jpg)

All she needs is a torch and a crown and you'd have the Jewish Statue of Liberty.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 09:54:29 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Barbara.jpg)

"I am one with the night.
I am Barbman."

or

"Are you dense? Are you retarded or something?
I'M THE GODDAMN BARBMAN!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on July 20, 2007, 11:42:04 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Barbara.jpg)

As you can see from this photo, Babs hasn't quite got the concept of how to do "the Robot" down yet.

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 01:33:23 PM
(http://www.episodeguides.com/images/cast/hercules.jpg)

"We're thinking of adopting!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 20, 2007, 02:21:53 PM
(http://www.episodeguides.com/images/cast/hercules.jpg)
Dude, Gabrielle and Xena are like totally skinny dipping over there!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 02:32:52 PM
(http://www.episodeguides.com/images/cast/hercules.jpg)

"So, do you ever wonder about your place in the universe?"
"Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu...."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: googergieger on July 20, 2007, 03:43:22 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Barbara.jpg)

"man, lisa kudrow should never do something with no make up on."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: googergieger on July 20, 2007, 03:44:22 PM
(http://www.episodeguides.com/images/cast/hercules.jpg)

so thats what the tick and arthur look like without their costumes!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on July 20, 2007, 03:58:50 PM
(http://www.episodeguides.com/images/cast/hercules.jpg)

Here we see that Kevin Sorbo is one of the proud few who just doesn't get Carlos Mencia's appeal.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 04:03:30 PM
(http://www.episodeguides.com/images/cast/hercules.jpg)

Did they intentionally hire a shart man to be his sidekick, or is Sorbo standing on a box, ya think?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on July 20, 2007, 04:37:34 PM
(http://www.episodeguides.com/images/cast/hercules.jpg)

A rare image from Hall & Oates' poorly-received hair metal phase.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 04:41:53 PM
(http://www.episodeguides.com/images/cast/hercules.jpg)

"Hello, I'm a model from a romance book cover, and this is my friend, Weevil Boy."
"hehehe"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 05:13:58 PM
(http://www.episodeguides.com/images/cast/hercules.jpg)
DUMB & DUMBER
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 05:16:44 PM
(http://www.episodeguides.com/images/cast/hercules.jpg)

Johnny Tornshirt and Tim Leatherlover- They're cops!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on July 22, 2007, 09:19:42 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070721/i/r3340185004.jpg?x=380&y=284&sig=5I3PxRljBIIk7YQ_oeMzhQ--)

"Dave, I think we're doing it wrong."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 09:36:12 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070721/i/r3340185004.jpg?x=380&y=284&sig=5I3PxRljBIIk7YQ_oeMzhQ--)

"There are two more bodies over here, Sargent. I gotta tell you, in my 8 years on the force, I've never seen anything like this."
"This isn't our run of the mill psychopath, Speleger."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on July 22, 2007, 09:44:46 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/wtf-owls.jpg)
Must be a new style of Yoga..
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/yoga-fart.gif)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 22, 2007, 09:45:16 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070721/i/r3340185004.jpg?x=380&y=284&sig=5I3PxRljBIIk7YQ_oeMzhQ--)


"So...how many of God's laws do you think we're violating?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 09:48:36 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070721/i/r3340185004.jpg?x=380&y=284&sig=5I3PxRljBIIk7YQ_oeMzhQ--)

"Yes, yes, I'm begining to feel enlightenment!"
*CRACK*
"Oh, wait, that wasn't enlightenment!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on July 24, 2007, 02:36:51 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070724/i/r339353915.jpg?x=259&y=345&sig=wbPA0Vzq3ouB9eB.NI.SWQ--)

"Snausages!?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 24, 2007, 02:41:30 PM
Huh? That one flew over my head, I think.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on July 24, 2007, 04:40:43 PM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070724/i/r339353915.jpg?x=259&y=345&sig=wbPA0Vzq3ouB9eB.NI.SWQ--)

The carpet does not match the drapes

Preparing for the Pursuit of Happiness sequel
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 24, 2007, 04:44:31 PM
Oh, it's Lohan.

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070724/i/r339353915.jpg?x=259&y=345&sig=wbPA0Vzq3ouB9eB.NI.SWQ--)

"I've won the record for 'Shortest Period of Time Between A Fresh Teen Star's Big Break and Her Descent into Drugs, Crime, and Nipple Slips!' This is the happiest day of my life!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on July 24, 2007, 05:15:54 PM
Hey! This thread reached 100 pages!

Congratulations Thread!

 :clap:
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 24, 2007, 05:18:28 PM
Do we have a "longest thread" recorded, by the way?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on July 24, 2007, 05:19:37 PM
I don't recall any thread reaching 100 pages before.  Possibly the original recommendations thread, but I doubt it.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on July 24, 2007, 05:24:56 PM
This is the first... but the "three words at a time" thread will surpass it soon

The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)         1488
Three Words at a Time       1447
Word association: Tell us what's on your mind!       1010
NEW 20 Questions Thread       1009
EXPERIMENTATION..........       916
MOVED: 20 Questions Practice Post       910
THE GAME HAS BEGUN       870
Say something nice about the next poster...       769
Fake Trivia       737
Old-timer JoshWay's MST DVD covers - download link added       706
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on July 24, 2007, 09:22:10 PM
Thread, you got it going on.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 24, 2007, 09:29:18 PM
(http://www.abaclowns.com/images/WackyWesley_web.jpg)

"Well, kiddies, the thing is, with the economy today, and the bottom falling out of wellfare, I can't afford to retire. Now unless you want ol' Benny the Clown TO END UP LIVING ON THE STREET, YOU BETTER ALL JUST SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND LAUGH!"
*boo hoo, sniff, waaa*
"LAUGH, DAMN IT, LAUGH! I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU AGIAN- UK! Hnnnn..."
*THUNK*
"Mister... Mister Benny?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on July 24, 2007, 09:31:17 PM
KRUSTY lookin Crusty! :-X
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 24, 2007, 09:32:31 PM
(http://www.abaclowns.com/images/WackyWesley_web.jpg)

You know, he gave his blessing and all, but I can't help think that Dad doesn't want this wedding to take place.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Ortega on July 24, 2007, 09:55:29 PM
(http://www.abaclowns.com/images/WackyWesley_web.jpg)


"Dammit, i fought in WW2, and slaughtered all those germans to defend this country, and now im reduced to this!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 24, 2007, 11:55:05 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070724/i/r339353915.jpg?x=259&y=345&sig=wbPA0Vzq3ouB9eB.NI.SWQ--)

There should be a museum somewhere dedicated to Hollywood starlets' old, pre-surgery noses.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: googergieger on July 25, 2007, 12:46:22 AM
i have one for the old clown but its a lot more shock and offensive than funny. i mean it'd make me laugh but na its too mean for me to go there.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on July 25, 2007, 05:44:33 AM
(http://www.abaclowns.com/images/WackyWesley_web.jpg)

Post-Price is Right, Bob Barker struggles with employment.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 06:26:37 AM
(http://www.abaclowns.com/images/WackyWesley_web.jpg)

After losing that bet, Charlie found himself the star of the VFW's parade.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 25, 2007, 10:06:24 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070724/i/r339353915.jpg?x=259&y=345&sig=wbPA0Vzq3ouB9eB.NI.SWQ--)


Is this one of the guys from Nelson?
(http://thenelsonbrothers.com/gunnar/z100nyc.JPG)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Hebs on July 25, 2007, 10:10:20 AM
Post-Price is Right, Bob Barker struggles with employment.


 :D  :clap:
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 25, 2007, 01:38:49 PM
(http://www.abaclowns.com/images/WackyWesley_web.jpg)

Some cabinet members realized that distracting President Bush with baloon animals was far easier than trying to explain foreign policy issues.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on July 25, 2007, 04:31:28 PM
when americans get smart and give the congress a uniform they deserve. 
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 06:00:39 PM
(http://www.43rdstateblues.com/images/darth-vader-dog-costume.jpg)

Lucas maps out the changes he'll be making in the next "remastered" edition of Star Trek.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on July 25, 2007, 06:01:50 PM
'Darth Bull'
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on July 25, 2007, 06:22:32 PM
(http://www.43rdstateblues.com/images/darth-vader-dog-costume.jpg)

Lucas maps out the changes he'll be making in the next "remastered" edition of Star Trek.

Trek?  :D

Junkyard and his non-having-sci-fi-franchise-knowledge.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 06:35:44 PM
No, he's just gotten that crazy. Just barging into studios, replacing spock with a Darth Vader Dog. He must be stopped!


(http://www.43rdstateblues.com/images/darth-vader-dog-costume.jpg)

"Yup, yup. Gonna tear my owners throat out tonight, I think. No point putting it off."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on July 25, 2007, 06:38:15 PM
(http://www.43rdstateblues.com/images/darth-vader-dog-costume.jpg)

Well, we all knew that Vader was the Emperor's dogsbody.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 06:45:45 PM
(http://www.43rdstateblues.com/images/darth-vader-dog-costume.jpg)

I know it sounds cruel, but if an animal gets in that bad of an accident, you should really just put it down. It's a waste of money, and the dog doesn't understand what's going on.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 25, 2007, 06:51:42 PM
(http://www.43rdstateblues.com/images/darth-vader-dog-costume.jpg)
Everyone knows of the Jedi Mind Trick, less publicized is the even more effective Sith Puppy dog Eyes
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 07:09:01 PM
Here was my second favorite:

(https://secure14.worldaxxs.net/ssl.puplife.com/plugins/MivaMerchants/graphics/00000001/dog-costume-hot-dog-b.jpg)

"Okay, yeah. I used to think you guys were decent people, but... yeah, you guys are sick. To think I willingly slept on the same bed with you freaks."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: googergieger on July 25, 2007, 11:33:29 PM
(http://www.43rdstateblues.com/images/darth-vader-dog-costume.jpg)

so what? its the old white guy after darth vader is beaten.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 25, 2007, 11:52:27 PM
(http://www.43rdstateblues.com/images/darth-vader-dog-costume.jpg)

I know it sounds cruel, but if an animal gets in that bad of an accident, you should really just put it down. It's a waste of money, and the dog doesn't understand what's going on.

(http://forums.widescreenxp.net/style_emoticons/default/hysterical.gif) :clap:
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 26, 2007, 01:26:08 AM
(http://www.43rdstateblues.com/images/darth-vader-dog-costume.jpg)

"I find your lack of Milk Bones disturbing...."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 26, 2007, 01:36:38 AM
(http://www.43rdstateblues.com/images/darth-vader-dog-costume.jpg)
Generic brand kibble again? DO NOT WANT!
(http://db.rambleschmack.net/images/posts/so_that_was_the_worst_possible_outcome/do_not_want.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: YoohooRiffer on July 26, 2007, 05:24:02 AM
(http://www.43rdstateblues.com/images/darth-vader-dog-costume.jpg) (https://secure14.worldaxxs.net/ssl.puplife.com/plugins/MivaMerchants/graphics/00000001/dog-costume-hot-dog-b.jpg)

Alright now Michael Vick has gone too far...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 05:26:38 AM
(http://www.43rdstateblues.com/images/darth-vader-dog-costume.jpg)

Anne Gedes was here.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: YoohooRiffer on July 26, 2007, 05:29:55 AM
(http://www.43rdstateblues.com/images/darth-vader-dog-costume.jpg)

Hey look it's Hayden Christensen!  He looks less whiny now...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 05:36:02 AM
(http://www.43rdstateblues.com/images/darth-vader-dog-costume.jpg)

"Yeah, yuck it up, nerd. Tonight, I'll be turning your sheets over to the yellow side."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 26, 2007, 06:05:27 AM

(http://www.43rdstateblues.com/images/darth-vader-dog-costume.jpg)

Anger, fear, aggression, leg humping... the dark side of the force are they.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 06:54:42 AM
In anticipation of the 300 riff,

(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/300.jpg)

"Special Friends"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on July 26, 2007, 06:57:05 AM


(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/300.jpg)

That's right... just relax... it only hurts when you don't relax....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 07:08:39 AM
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/300.jpg)

Bobby's fear of having a giant man covered in jewelery sneak up on him while he's wearing a Spartan costume is about to re-surface.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 26, 2007, 07:43:31 AM
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/300.jpg)

"This is beautiful. What is that, velvet?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 08:01:32 AM
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/300.jpg)

"Spartans are a pround people, Xerxes. We will not tolerate ensla- what the Hell are you doing?!"
"What? Uh, nothing! Wasn't lovingly rubbing your shoulders! Nothing!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: acoletterose on July 26, 2007, 09:52:58 AM
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/300.jpg)

That is the most ornate bondage I have ever seen! It must be a new line from Prada.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 10:05:12 AM
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/300.jpg)

This is how Xerxes got to the top: His amazing ability to make people cripplingly uncomfotable.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 26, 2007, 12:44:00 PM
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/300.jpg)

For his entire military career, Leonidas had the bad feeling that the pantlessness of the Spartan uniform would somehow be their biggest weakness...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 26, 2007, 12:46:59 PM
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/300.jpg)
Ooh you're soo tense up here, is this the first time you been given a shoulder massage?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on July 26, 2007, 12:48:46 PM
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/300.jpg)

"So, do you kill here often?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 26, 2007, 01:07:22 PM
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/300.jpg)
The real funny thing here is the "Eh, who's gonna know?" look on Leonidas's face.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 26, 2007, 01:12:22 PM
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/300.jpg)
What happens in the Hot Gates, stays in the Hot Gates.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 26, 2007, 01:20:28 PM
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/300.jpg)

I've come to tell you that you're the Puma Man....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on July 26, 2007, 01:24:02 PM
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/300.jpg)
"The BFG: Nights"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 01:55:23 PM
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/300.jpg)

*... have the flank marinated in honey barbeque sauce, then slow cooked on the grill....*
"Obolioi for your thoughts, Xerxes."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 26, 2007, 02:02:08 PM
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/300.jpg)

Queer as Quasi-Fantasy Movie Folk.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 02:09:47 PM
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/300.jpg)


Okay, an old standard:

"We can't go on meeting like this, Xerxes."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 26, 2007, 02:21:23 PM
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/300.jpg)
Leo baby, you can't fight everyone who screams nasty things at us in the street.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on July 26, 2007, 02:23:26 PM
He's sad because he's gonna be RIFF'D APART!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 26, 2007, 02:28:43 PM
(http://www.seenon.com/blog/uploads/Lakshmi_Rushdie.jpg)

Hot girl - "I mean, it's lots and lots of money, and I like money, but do I really want to do this??"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 06:05:58 PM
Only because the picture isn't showing,

(http://www.ambottawa.um.dk/NR/rdonlyres/76919A2C-59E4-4509-919E-4E2FCAF0EE47/0/ballet.jpg)

Again, my favorite old standard:
"We have to stop meeting like this!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on July 26, 2007, 06:16:52 PM
^
Okay, what bastard cut their strings?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 06:19:34 PM
(http://www.ambottawa.um.dk/NR/rdonlyres/76919A2C-59E4-4509-919E-4E2FCAF0EE47/0/ballet.jpg)

"Maybe we shouldn't have both gone in that teleportation pod at the same time."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 26, 2007, 06:22:12 PM
(http://www.ambottawa.um.dk/NR/rdonlyres/76919A2C-59E4-4509-919E-4E2FCAF0EE47/0/ballet.jpg)
Kelly appreciated John's efforts but he still hadn't found "the spot"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 07:10:52 PM
(http://www.ambottawa.um.dk/NR/rdonlyres/76919A2C-59E4-4509-919E-4E2FCAF0EE47/0/ballet.jpg)

"You know, it's actually kind of romantic, our piercings catching on each other and all!"
"Mphh remm cuph phump!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Hebs on July 27, 2007, 07:48:49 AM
Martha Graham and Twila team up to bring you :  Giselle II - The Quest for the Missing Right Hand
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 01:13:29 PM
(http://www.ambottawa.um.dk/NR/rdonlyres/76919A2C-59E4-4509-919E-4E2FCAF0EE47/0/ballet.jpg)

Art, or Chiropractics: You decide.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 28, 2007, 06:58:42 AM
(http://images3.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/9/9f/Thomas_Riker_2371.jpg)
*sniff* "Does anybody else smell ham?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on July 28, 2007, 07:01:46 AM
 :D :D :D
 :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 28, 2007, 07:02:32 AM
(http://images3.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/9/9f/Thomas_Riker_2371.jpg)

"Captain, did you.. forget to put anything on this morning?"

or

Thank God I got out of here before Kira boarded the- "AAAH!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 28, 2007, 07:07:40 AM
Gonna just repost this:
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1330/928042504_dced3b99a1_o.jpg)

and
(http://images3.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/9/9f/Thomas_Riker_2371.jpg)
"Well, it was only the holodeck, so it's not like I was really cheating on Kira, was it, I mean-"
"What's that?"
"OHMYGOD! Ah, nothing! HAHA!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 28, 2007, 07:18:28 AM
(http://images3.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/9/9f/Thomas_Riker_2371.jpg)
"Riker? I just met her!"
 :rimshot:
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 28, 2007, 07:20:31 AM
(http://images3.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/9/9f/Thomas_Riker_2371.jpg)

"Oh God, she's right behind me, I'm Fraking out!"

 :rimshot: :rimshot:
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 28, 2007, 07:29:16 AM
(http://images3.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/9/9f/Thomas_Riker_2371.jpg)
*sniff* "Does anybody else smell ham?"

"Who let Shatner on the set?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 28, 2007, 10:56:41 AM
(http://images3.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/9/9f/Thomas_Riker_2371.jpg)

"Riker, the Captain has been taken prisoner and the Borg have boarded the ship! What should we do!?"
"Maybe if I stand here wih just the right pose, the manlyness of my beard will intimidate them."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on July 28, 2007, 02:04:15 PM
Martha Graham and Twila team up to bring you :  Giselle II - The Quest for the Missing Right Hand

Whoa!  An actual ballet reference.  What you tryin' to do, inject culture into this forum?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: acoletterose on July 28, 2007, 03:10:52 PM
(http://images3.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/9/9f/Thomas_Riker_2371.jpg)


"Oh god... I... I think I wet myself.... just stay calm... keep cool.... and back out of the room..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 28, 2007, 05:50:48 PM
(http://images3.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/9/9f/Thomas_Riker_2371.jpg)

"This Vogon poetry, it's... beautiful."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Ortega on July 28, 2007, 07:59:18 PM
(http://images3.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/9/9f/Thomas_Riker_2371.jpg)

".......its just they have such a better show here.  Maybe i could talk  to Piller, he might give me work.  Hell, it worked for Dorn.  i just know they're gonna make me do a damn movie one after anoth......."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 29, 2007, 12:31:22 AM
(http://www.scifi.com/flashgordon/images/gallery/episodic/14.jpg)
From the SciFi Channel's upcoming Flash Gordon series. Srsly.

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 29, 2007, 12:34:40 AM
(http://www.scifi.com/flashgordon/images/gallery/episodic/14.jpg)
I imagine they'll remove that crewmember's reflection from the shot before they air it, but then it is the SciFi Channel...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 29, 2007, 12:38:39 AM
 :D

(http://www.scifi.com/flashgordon/images/gallery/episodic/14.jpg)

"Let us out! You didn't tell us we were auditioning for Scifi's Flash Gordon! HELP!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 29, 2007, 12:58:42 AM
(http://www.scifi.com/flashgordon/images/gallery/episodic/14.jpg)
I refuse to accept that haircut on our hero.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 29, 2007, 01:03:14 AM
The stills page is a source of endless funny.
http://www.scifi.com/flashgordon/gallery/index.php (http://www.scifi.com/flashgordon/gallery/index.php)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 29, 2007, 01:06:49 AM
(http://www.scifi.com/flashgordon/images/gallery/episodic/16.jpg)
And the show sounded pretty good in print...

(http://www.scifi.com/flashgordon/images/gallery/episodic/30.jpg)
It's Dropo - the laziest man on Mongo!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 29, 2007, 01:11:03 AM
Our new Ming the Merciless looks like the guy who plays Holly in Red Dwarf.

(http://www.sitcom.co.uk/red_dwarf/graphics/char_holly1.jpg)

What's that? Oh, you heard me. That's the new Ming.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 29, 2007, 01:12:19 AM
FEAR ME - MING, THE MOPEY!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 29, 2007, 01:17:41 AM
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/flashgordongun.jpg)
Let's see, we've got a length of tubing and some curtain rods taped to an old wooden pump-action BB gun, and a toy lightsaber handle, harmonica, and toilet plunger glued to it. Oh, and the shoulder strap from a duffel bag. Good job, props department!  :clap:
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 29, 2007, 01:19:30 AM
Jesus Christ, I was JUST ABOUT to post this. I saved it before I saw your post.

Let's fill it in anyway.

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/flashgordongun.jpg)

Are they trying to make a series, or is this meant to be corny and lame? I think about that more than I wonder if God exists.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 29, 2007, 01:22:49 AM
(http://forums.widescreenxp.net/style_emoticons/default/hysterical.gif) I think we may be sharing a wavelength, dude.

That's either a plunger, or a trumpet mute. I think I'm gonna love this show.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 29, 2007, 01:27:13 AM
That's either a plunger, or a trumpet mute.

A trumpet mute would probably require them to actually go to a store, whereas everything else can be found on the lot or pulled from the "All crewmembers bring their old crap tomarrow so we can pick through it for stuff to use" pile.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Rude on July 29, 2007, 01:27:38 AM
...

I thought it was a floaty from the inside of a toilet.

-Rude
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 29, 2007, 01:35:47 AM
I'm sure that's meant to look like the character cobbled it together from stuff around the house, but still. Why put that up on the site?

That's either a plunger, or a trumpet mute.

A trumpet mute would probably require them to actually go to a store, whereas everything else can be found on the lot or pulled from the "All crewmembers bring their old crap tomarrow so we can pick through it for stuff to use" pile.

"When you said to bring my old crap, I immediately thought of this old used plunger."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Ortega on July 29, 2007, 01:44:33 AM
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/flashgordongun.jpg)

it looks like an unwieldy marital aid.....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on July 29, 2007, 03:25:50 AM
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/flashgordongun.jpg)

Coming soon to DVD:

The Turdinator
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 29, 2007, 04:46:42 AM
(http://images3.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/9/9f/Thomas_Riker_2371.jpg)

Number 1 attempts his best Shatner inquisitive look.


(http://www.scifi.com/flashgordon/images/gallery/episodic/16.jpg)

Having been stuck alone in the genetics lab for several years, Joe's imagination begins to run wild.

"Cower in fear, you wretched Turd Monster, you've met your match!!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on July 29, 2007, 05:15:26 AM
(http://www.scifi.com/flashgordon/images/gallery/episodic/16.jpg)

"Don't worry, we'll give you a really cool gun in post production. Now stop complaining and do the scene."
Whispering, "Uh, Sir, do we actualy have the budget to-"
"No."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Hebs on July 30, 2007, 06:58:55 AM
FEAR ME - MING, THE MOPEY!

I'm sure everyone here has had the pleasure - but here it is again, since it's relevant :D

www.mingthemerciless.com
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on July 31, 2007, 01:17:29 AM
FEAR ME - MING, THE MOPEY!

I'm sure everyone here has had the pleasure - but here it is again, since it's relevant :D

www.mingthemerciless.com

I've never seen that before. Is there sound? My speakers aren't working right now.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Hebs on July 31, 2007, 07:17:24 AM
FEAR ME - MING, THE MOPEY!

I'm sure everyone here has had the pleasure - but here it is again, since it's relevant :D

www.mingthemerciless.com

I've never seen that before. Is there sound? My speakers aren't working right now.

Yes, it has a super awesome metal track in the beginning and random tiki music throughout.  You're only getting half the experience!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on July 31, 2007, 06:52:50 PM
FEAR ME - MING, THE MOPEY!

Hey even an intergalactic dictator needs some down time

[yt=425,350]g5xqukXdkmY[/yt]

[yt=425,350]JmBemzi0KAg[/yt]
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on August 01, 2007, 12:24:55 AM
(http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/395/400/395_4_022.jpg)
I don't care if it was 1944 - you don't use the word blow on the cover of Gay Comics.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on August 01, 2007, 12:49:13 AM
(http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/395/400/395_4_022.jpg)

Marv Albert got all of his early catch phrases from porn comics
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on August 01, 2007, 01:08:00 AM
Marv Albert got all of his early catch phrases from porn comics

(http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/J/S/albert_m.jpg)
Yes. Yes! YES!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: googergieger on August 01, 2007, 12:56:23 PM
(http://www.scifi.com/flashgordon/images/gallery/episodic/16.jpg)

"remember when you called me stupid for making this? well now that the toilets are uprising and trying to overthrow humanity whos stupid now?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on August 01, 2007, 01:13:19 PM
(http://www.scifi.com/flashgordon/images/gallery/episodic/16.jpg)
Phasers on mute
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 01, 2007, 01:39:09 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070726/capt.d063c01452d9477ebd8109c1601fd02e.giuliani_2008_azrf108.jpg?x=226&y=345&sig=10dA76bi5SI1y.0DZIsgWg--)

"There's Mutant Turtles in the New York sewer system?? And they're NINJAS?????"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 01, 2007, 02:33:28 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070726/capt.d063c01452d9477ebd8109c1601fd02e.giuliani_2008_azrf108.jpg?x=226&y=345&sig=10dA76bi5SI1y.0DZIsgWg--)

March 14, 2007- Rudy Guliani is replaced with a custom- made Muppet, with no one being the wiser.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on August 01, 2007, 02:39:35 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070726/capt.d063c01452d9477ebd8109c1601fd02e.giuliani_2008_azrf108.jpg?x=226&y=345&sig=10dA76bi5SI1y.0DZIsgWg--)

       "There's ice cream!?!?!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 01, 2007, 02:44:40 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070726/capt.d063c01452d9477ebd8109c1601fd02e.giuliani_2008_azrf108.jpg?x=226&y=345&sig=10dA76bi5SI1y.0DZIsgWg--)

"Wanna see my ferret impression? GNAW GNAW GNAW! WHERE'S MY PELLETS!? Hahahaha."
"....."
"You guys have got to be the worst bunch of reporters I've ever seen!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on August 01, 2007, 03:28:02 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070726/capt.d063c01452d9477ebd8109c1601fd02e.giuliani_2008_azrf108.jpg?x=226&y=345&sig=10dA76bi5SI1y.0DZIsgWg--)

Hillary Clinton is trying to psyche Rudy out by showing him naked pictures of herself.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 01, 2007, 03:31:29 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070726/capt.d063c01452d9477ebd8109c1601fd02e.giuliani_2008_azrf108.jpg?x=226&y=345&sig=10dA76bi5SI1y.0DZIsgWg--)

"NNNNNNGGGG! HA! 11 forehead wrinkles! Beat that, Obama!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on August 01, 2007, 09:25:59 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070726/capt.d063c01452d9477ebd8109c1601fd02e.giuliani_2008_azrf108.jpg?x=226&y=345&sig=10dA76bi5SI1y.0DZIsgWg--)
"Looks are a major contributing factor in primary voting? Uh-oh!"
(Rudy's still 100 times better looking than Hilary. Even in a dress.)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on August 02, 2007, 10:25:00 AM
(http://www.scifi.com/flashgordon/images/gallery/episodic/16.jpg)

I just can't get my wife to orgasm....

(http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9805/topsecret01ch5.jpg)

(http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/9939/topsecret03ij3.jpg)

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on August 02, 2007, 11:35:33 PM
I'm sure that's meant to look like the character cobbled it together from stuff around the house, but still. Why put that up on the site?

THIS JUST IN: That image is no longer on the website. I wonder why?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 03, 2007, 05:13:30 AM
I saw a commercial for it, and it looks like it's selling itself as an intentionally bad series.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 03, 2007, 06:43:18 AM
Everything the SciFi Channel does looks like that, which leads me to wonder whether it really is intentional.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: ObscureGamer on August 03, 2007, 02:37:27 PM
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6019/hairsprayjm6.gif) 

"Do I smell gravy?!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on August 03, 2007, 02:49:51 PM
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6019/hairsprayjm6.gif) 

All that "prosthetic makeup" does a really good job of making Travolta "look" fat.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 03, 2007, 03:40:54 PM
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6019/hairsprayjm6.gif) 

"Jumped the shark? What are you talking about? I'm at the top of my game!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: ObscureGamer on August 03, 2007, 03:50:03 PM
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6019/hairsprayjm6.gif) 

"Mom, why do your hands look like a 90-year-old man's?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 03, 2007, 03:55:24 PM
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6019/hairsprayjm6.gif) 

Actual Woman- "I have never been more creeped out! Ha ha!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 03, 2007, 04:32:29 PM
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6019/hairsprayjm6.gif) 

"Would you believe...they could have gotten Kirstie Alley for a third of what I asked for....no 'fat suit'.....and they still hired me!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 03, 2007, 07:23:29 PM
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6019/hairsprayjm6.gif) 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Female fat suits are funny! That's why they keep making movies with men wearing them!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FRIKKING HA HA


Sorry. I find this a really annoying trend.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: ObscureGamer on August 03, 2007, 07:27:29 PM
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6019/hairsprayjm6.gif) 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Female fat suits are funny! That's why they keep making movies with men wearing them!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FRIKKING HA HA


Sorry. I find this a really annoying trend.

Oh, you're just jealous of the fact that Big Momma's House 2 is the greatest film of all time.  Move over, Sir Lawrence
Olivier!  It's Martlin Lawrence's turn, now.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 03, 2007, 07:30:13 PM
And who can forget Norbit, which had Eddie Murphy in a fat suit humping Eddie Murphy ripping off Erkel on the cover? Can man ever again aspire to such hights?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: ObscureGamer on August 03, 2007, 07:33:30 PM
And who can forget Norbit, which had Eddie Murphy in a fat suit humping Eddie Murphy ripping off Erkel on the cover? Can man ever again aspire to such hights?

Adam Sandler? Rob Schneider?  I'm sure they're green with envy at how much more funny and talented Eddie Murphy is,
compared to them.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 03, 2007, 08:33:32 PM
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6019/hairsprayjm6.gif)

Travolta: "See Tyra in that fat suit on TV? She's our inspiration and we wanna make her proud!!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Hebs on August 04, 2007, 01:19:09 PM
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6019/hairsprayjm6.gif)

Ricki Lake is looking a lot more mannish than usual...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on August 04, 2007, 07:20:19 PM
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6019/hairsprayjm6.gif)

Katie (right) shows off her new "Jack Nicholson's Joker" facelift to the 2007 winner of the "Miss Scary Ugly USA" pageant (left).
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: acoletterose on August 04, 2007, 09:28:39 PM

(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6019/hairsprayjm6.gif)

Producers : "No, no John you don't have to eat dog shit.... That was Divine's other movie."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on August 06, 2007, 08:20:04 AM

(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6019/hairsprayjm6.gif)

According to insiders, these two did nothing but flirt with James Marsden during the entire Hairspray shoot...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on August 06, 2007, 08:31:08 AM
 
(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/2323/poster93716385tv6.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 12:04:56 PM
Okay, enough of that damn picture. It freaks me out.

(http://www.episdioeo.org/photogallery/star%20wars.JPG)

I understand Lucas is having trouble getting sponsors for the next Star Wars movie.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 06, 2007, 12:07:31 PM
(http://www.episdioeo.org/photogallery/star%20wars.JPG)

Even though it's crap, it's still better than Turkish Star Wars.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on August 06, 2007, 12:14:15 PM
(http://www.episdioeo.org/photogallery/star%20wars.JPG)
It was all fun and Star Wars themed games until Simon was attacked by a gigantic diaphragm.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 12:16:06 PM
(http://www.episdioeo.org/photogallery/star%20wars.JPG)

Sure, it seems funny, but that kid in the "R2D2 Costume" has been dead for about 3 minutes now.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on August 06, 2007, 02:23:02 PM

(http://www.episdioeo.org/photogallery/star%20wars.JPG)

Desperate to catch up on late morgage payments, Hayden Christensen reluctantly reprises his role as Darth Vader for the Mid-Central South Dakota Chapter of the Jaycee's Summer Stock Theater Troupe...

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 06, 2007, 02:27:07 PM
Ok serious question.  What the heck is the kid with the green bag on him supposed to be?  I'm not a big Star wars fan but i'd like to think I have a basic knowledge, nevertheless I have no idea who/what that kid is supposed to be.  I was going to guess maybe Jabba the Hut but honestly I have no idea.  Maybe Han trapped in that frozen whatever it was?  And what's with the sunglasses?  I'm very confused.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 02:52:20 PM
I think it's supposed to be Jabba. Or a melted Wookie.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 06, 2007, 03:26:14 PM
Yeah they really should have went with name tags for everyone.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on August 06, 2007, 03:29:08 PM
(http://www.episdioeo.org/photogallery/star%20wars.JPG)

And actual still from Revenge Of The Sith that shows what it looks like before they add in the special effects.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 03:32:44 PM
(http://www.episdioeo.org/photogallery/star%20wars.JPG)

So.... lightdaggers? Or just red baloons?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on August 06, 2007, 03:36:45 PM
I dunno, but I had a more convincing Luke Skywalker costume with a black sweatsuit, a black leather jacket, and a cardboard tube with most of it wrapped in tinfoil as my lightsaber.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on August 06, 2007, 03:49:52 PM
(http://www.episdioeo.org/photogallery/star%20wars.JPG)

The Justice League is hard up for new members.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 04:07:24 PM
(http://www.episdioeo.org/photogallery/star%20wars.JPG)

Someday these kids will figure out a way to burn the internet just to get rid of this picture.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: ObscureGamer on August 06, 2007, 04:12:10 PM
(http://www.episdioeo.org/photogallery/star%20wars.JPG)

Featuring Jabba the Hutt's blind, piano-playing cousin!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 04:15:29 PM
.... who from the look on his face has sat on his lightsaber.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on August 06, 2007, 11:21:00 PM
(http://www.episdioeo.org/photogallery/star%20wars.JPG)
Funny, going by what I can see of their house in this photo, the family don't seem to be dirt poor...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on August 07, 2007, 03:16:05 AM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/shortpacked/pic/000sc819/s640x480)
Fleshbelts - very fashionable on Thanagar.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on August 07, 2007, 04:33:11 AM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/shortpacked/pic/000sc819/s640x480)

That's the biggest "outie" I've ever seen.

alternate: "Hey baby, are you an angel? Cuz I wanna have SEX with you."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 07:04:53 AM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/shortpacked/pic/000sc819/s640x480)

Ignoring the skin belt for a moment,
"I didn't want to wear the damn hawk costume, so I'm wearing my sweats. You got a problem with that?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 07, 2007, 07:29:40 AM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/shortpacked/pic/000sc819/s640x480)


Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you the first sucessful Popeye Forearm Transplantation.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on August 07, 2007, 08:22:15 AM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/shortpacked/pic/000sc819/s640x480)
Determined to outdo his previous efforts, Michael Jackson reveals his latest post-plastic surgery photos.

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 07, 2007, 08:45:13 AM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/shortpacked/pic/000sc819/s640x480)

Those aren't wings.  They're actually Prince Charles' ears.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 08:51:08 AM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/shortpacked/pic/000sc819/s640x480)

Wanna feel really creeped out? By the laws of probability, we can determine that it is almost a certainty that there is someone out there who owns one of these, and writes poems for it.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on August 07, 2007, 08:55:02 AM
"writing poems" ... you kids have such cute little pet terms for masturbation.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on August 07, 2007, 10:10:21 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070805/i/r2108300394.jpg?x=242&y=345&sig=dmH6h5d5N_aMnQ9XtSkZZQ--)

A rare instance in which doubling the pleasure does not double the fun. In fact it reduces the fun... drastically.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 07, 2007, 11:53:05 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/fatcat.jpg)

Too much Fancy Feast, fatty!!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 07, 2007, 12:20:05 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070805/i/r2108300394.jpg?x=242&y=345&sig=dmH6h5d5N_aMnQ9XtSkZZQ--)(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/fatcat.jpg)


And so the long lost Triplett is reunited with her sisters.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on August 07, 2007, 01:46:50 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070805/i/r2108300394.jpg?x=242&y=345&sig=dmH6h5d5N_aMnQ9XtSkZZQ--)
For some reason, Flight of the Navigator springs to mind... "Oink oink! Too many cookies!"

(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/fatcat.jpg)
I don't know about you guys, but I think this early incarnation of Travolta's fat suit looked much better than the final product.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 07, 2007, 01:49:59 PM
For some reason, Flight of the Navigator springs to mind... "Oink oink! Too many cookies!"

He just said he wanted to phone home...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 07:20:50 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/fatcat.jpg)

"Ugghh. Get me a bucket, I'm going ta have a hairball."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 07, 2007, 07:42:17 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/fatcat.jpg)

He loves chicken and he loves liver.  Meow Mix, Meow Mix should stop delivering to his house.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 07, 2007, 09:02:56 PM

(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/fatcat.jpg)


When your cat's turds are bigger than yours it's time to limit his intake.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on August 07, 2007, 09:18:18 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/fatcat.jpg)

I don't want to get too much into it, but let's just say Robert DeNiro was really disappointed not to be cast as Garfield.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on August 07, 2007, 11:14:19 PM
(http://i18.tinypic.com/4ud17pz.jpg)
You have nothing to be ashamed of - please masturbate in the open.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on August 07, 2007, 11:41:41 PM
(http://i18.tinypic.com/4ud17pz.jpg)

Finally. A nudist colony for people that failed high school english class.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on August 08, 2007, 04:18:59 AM
(http://i18.tinypic.com/4ud17pz.jpg)
And they say masturbation ruins your eyesight!  To spot naked people from a mile away and from behind a bush takes a 20/20 peeping tom.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 08, 2007, 06:39:25 AM
(http://i18.tinypic.com/4ud17pz.jpg)

Bill said he was sorry, and the colony manager said he was forgiven, but nonetheless Bill felt that this was going to haunt him for some time to come.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on August 08, 2007, 07:01:59 AM

(http://i18.tinypic.com/4ud17pz.jpg)

After years of such embarrassing examples, Adobe finally decided to include a spellchecker in their next release of Photoshop.

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 09, 2007, 07:58:17 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Pointy.jpg)

Obama - "I'm gonna knock you outta the park in the next debate! To right field with you!!"

Hillary - "No, dummy, there's a wall there. Aim towards that air vent..."


or


Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird. It's a plane! NO! It's SUPERDEAN! YEEAAAAAUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

(http://www.blogman.net/mt2/archives/deangoesmad2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RVR II on August 09, 2007, 08:07:36 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/02/crazydeandemocrat_.jpg).
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 09, 2007, 08:46:15 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Pointy.jpg)

The leading democratic canidates' answer to the pressing question, Where is the sun?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on August 09, 2007, 09:15:23 AM

(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Pointy.jpg)

After an awkward ten minute standoff, Yao Ming finally gave in and pulled their fingers.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 09, 2007, 09:20:47 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Pointy.jpg)

Barak and Hillary do their best Mike Nelson impression to gain support from the MST3K fan base.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 09, 2007, 09:29:37 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Pointy.jpg)

Barak and Hillary do their best Mike Nelson impression to gain support from the MST3K fan base.

Glorious!!!   Well done, sir!   :clap:
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on August 09, 2007, 10:26:20 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Pointy.jpg)

There's too much finger-pointing in politics these days.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 09, 2007, 12:46:48 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Pointy.jpg)

"Say, is that a giant blimp headed this way?"
"Yeah, and... is it shaped like an elephant?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on August 09, 2007, 12:53:46 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Pointy.jpg)

"Say, is that a giant blimp headed this way?"
"Yeah, and... is it shaped like an elephant?"

"Oh the humanity!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 09, 2007, 12:59:34 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Pointy.jpg)

The one thing that both Obama and Clinton wholeheartedly agree on is that E.T. must phone home.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on August 09, 2007, 01:10:30 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Pointy.jpg)

"There he is Mrs. Clinton, right in the back"

"You there, is that gum you're chewing? Well, I hope you brought enough for all of us!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 09, 2007, 01:32:00 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Pointy.jpg)
"And as all eyes in the Democratic Rally turn on him, Jeff realizes that he is wearing his Reaganomics T-shirt"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on August 09, 2007, 01:48:36 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Pointy.jpg)

Hilary and Barack reveal their idea for the sequel to Hands Across America: Index Fingers Across America
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on August 09, 2007, 01:59:27 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Pointy.jpg)

"I'd do her... do her... ugh, wouldn't do her... do her... ooh, I'd do him..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 09, 2007, 02:07:35 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Pointy.jpg)(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/34/The_Simpsons-Disco_Stu.png/222px-The_Simpsons-Disco_Stu.png)

Barack and Hillary with their Mentor.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 09, 2007, 02:29:47 PM
(http://www.trekfrontier.com/ImmDatabase/Personaggi/TOS/Checov_File/chekov1_2.jpg)

"Do I make you randy, baby?"
"Checkov, just... stop. Please."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on August 09, 2007, 07:41:10 PM
(http://www.trekfrontier.com/ImmDatabase/Personaggi/TOS/Checov_File/chekov1_2.jpg)

The Beatles were creepier in person than they were on TV.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 09, 2007, 07:45:12 PM
(http://www.trekfrontier.com/ImmDatabase/Personaggi/TOS/Checov_File/chekov1_2.jpg)

Soooo... just what was Chekov's EVIL twin supposed to look like, then?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 09, 2007, 07:49:54 PM
(http://www.trekfrontier.com/ImmDatabase/Personaggi/TOS/Checov_File/chekov1_2.jpg)

Chekov's first attempt at Metrosexuality...

"Androgynous haircut - check. Man-purse - check. Horny smirk - check!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on August 09, 2007, 07:53:25 PM
Soooo... just what was Chekov's EVIL twin supposed to look like, then?

Here's an artist's rendition:
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x197/ChaosFromOrder/EvilChekov.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 09, 2007, 08:04:22 PM
I see it more like this:
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1328/1067264864_1c0f4b4a96_o.jpg)

No one weally knows Chekov's pain!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on August 09, 2007, 08:06:22 PM
Emo = Evil. Got it.

It's a shame he didn't have arms in the original picture, so you could add theatrically slashed wrists. ;)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 09, 2007, 08:16:06 PM
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/chekovyoko.jpg)

Chekov would later go on to break up The Beatles.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 09, 2007, 09:47:38 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1264/1067143839_a7f8bbf3d5_o.jpg)
!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on August 10, 2007, 07:57:46 AM
(http://www.trekfrontier.com/ImmDatabase/Personaggi/TOS/Checov_File/chekov1_2.jpg)

"Oh yeah, baby. You like that? You like it when I say 'wessel'? Well let me tell you, you are one wery woluptious wixen."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: ObscureGamer on August 10, 2007, 08:06:46 AM
(http://www.trekfrontier.com/ImmDatabase/Personaggi/TOS/Checov_File/chekov1_2.jpg)

"I just did something to myself  that's forbidden by Starfleet Command."



LOL, Chekov was like the Star Trek equivalent of Fez from That 70's Show.  The one who talks funny and gets picked on by everyone else.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on August 10, 2007, 11:22:37 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Pointy.jpg)

"Well, Mr. Johnson, I think I speak for all of my fellow Democratic candidates when saying that our plan to get us out of Iraq involves-- LOOK OVER THERE!!!"

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on August 16, 2007, 07:13:49 AM
(http://www.trekfrontier.com/ImmDatabase/Personaggi/TOS/Checov_File/chekov1_2.jpg)

Captain, can I be the second piece of bread in your green alien girl sandwich?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on August 16, 2007, 08:04:30 AM

(http://www.trekfrontier.com/ImmDatabase/Personaggi/TOS/Checov_File/chekov1_2.jpg)

Davy Jones reveals his Chekov obsession. 

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on August 16, 2007, 08:26:23 AM
(http://www.rhino.com/fun/henrydiltz/mar02/1big_mar.jpg)[/spoiler]

The eyebrows dig into solid defensive positions, but they appear to be no match the offensive being launched by the bangs.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 16, 2007, 08:29:26 AM

(http://www.trekfrontier.com/ImmDatabase/Personaggi/TOS/Checov_File/chekov1_2.jpg)

Davy Jones reveals his Chekov obsession. 

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That's what they were going for when they cast him (and decided on his look).  Roddenberry confirmed that several times.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on August 16, 2007, 08:57:26 AM
(http://www.allscifi.com/aridor/pictures/tashatroicrusher.jpg)

I did a Google image search for "harry mudd" and found this. I swear I was not looking for this.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on August 16, 2007, 09:26:56 AM
(http://i11.tinypic.com/4g53inn.jpg)
Somebody put this poor kid's picture on the internet, and now we're gonna make fun of it. :D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on August 16, 2007, 09:39:24 AM

(http://i11.tinypic.com/4g53inn.jpg)

time for go to bed

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 12:19:10 PM
(http://i11.tinypic.com/4g53inn.jpg)

Apparently, the Pillsbury Doughboy is a shameless self-promoter.

Alt:
Andy was as surprised as everyone else when his fart stripped the drywall clean off.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on August 16, 2007, 12:38:11 PM

(http://i11.tinypic.com/4g53inn.jpg)

fashion faux pa: wearing a t-shirt with your own picture on it
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on August 16, 2007, 12:40:13 PM

(http://i11.tinypic.com/4g53inn.jpg)

I'm glad that the Maury show decided to mix things up by giving the kids the paternity results via t-shirt.....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on August 16, 2007, 01:15:51 PM
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8569/geeksmd7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Despite the crowd's pleas, Shatner and Nimoy launched into their cover of "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart".
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 16, 2007, 01:18:52 PM
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8569/geeksmd7.jpg)

Forgetfulness from old age in full effect, the crowd watches in sorrow as Nimoy and Shatner mumble aimlessly for hours. Somewhere in the audience, a Trekker sheds a tear...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on August 16, 2007, 01:29:06 PM

(http://i11.tinypic.com/4g53inn.jpg)
I remember from other WW1 photos the American infantrymen looking a lot different.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on August 16, 2007, 09:23:14 PM
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8569/geeksmd7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

After warming up the crowd with "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart"... they unleash the "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins / Mr. Tambourine Man" medley of doom. Rivers run red. Goats worldwide go sterile. Film at 11.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 16, 2007, 09:41:41 PM
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8569/geeksmd7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Shat:  "Let me get this straight....they're doing a Trek movie but it's not starring William Shatner..."

Nimoy:  "Come on, Bill....you're starting to sound like Adam West.  Now, please....that shirt...did you raid Weird Al Yankovic's closet?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Rude on August 16, 2007, 09:45:17 PM
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8569/geeksmd7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Rude weeps a little after finding out that the very image he posted is being used for evil...

Alt: Nimoy tries to explain the concept of "diginity" to a very befuddled William Shatner.

-Rude

PS Duck- I was so sick of looking at your stupid signature image, that i learned how to block specific images... Thanx a million!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on August 17, 2007, 03:37:51 AM
That's what they were going for when they cast him (and decided on his look).  Roddenberry confirmed that several times.

Roddenberry cast The Monkees? Wow!  :)

Only kidding, of course.  I never knew that before, though.  Interesting.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 17, 2007, 05:38:27 AM
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8569/geeksmd7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

"WAAASSSSSAAAPPPP!!!"
"WASSSSSAAAAAAAAPPPP!!!"
"WWWAAASSSAAAAPP!!!
"Okay, that's enough."
"WWWAAASSSSAAAAAPPP!!!"
"Oh, fer..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 17, 2007, 05:51:01 AM
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8569/geeksmd7.jpg)

Nimoy: "No, no no, Schnappi is a crocodile..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 17, 2007, 05:57:54 AM
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8569/geeksmd7.jpg)

"I have to admit, I didn't expect to spend my retirement in a black void, Spock."
"At least we have these props."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on August 17, 2007, 10:45:49 AM
(http://www.starman-imaging.com/jan04/chmdvotd163r.jpg)

She finds your lack of faith disturbing.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on August 17, 2007, 11:58:59 AM
(http://www.starman-imaging.com/jan04/chmdvotd163r.jpg)

I want a drink. But the cup can only be this wide, because the cupholder on my horse is kind of small. Oh, and do you have any lotion? This leather really chaffs after about an hour.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on August 17, 2007, 12:03:50 PM

(http://www.starman-imaging.com/jan04/chmdvotd163r.jpg)

They just aren't the same without Scary Spice.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on August 17, 2007, 12:33:08 PM
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8569/geeksmd7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

"Captain...I find that shirt...Illogical.  And unnecessary."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 17, 2007, 04:47:31 PM
(http://www.starman-imaging.com/jan04/chmdvotd163r.jpg)

You call that a force choke? Man, they let anyone be a Sith Lord these days.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 17, 2007, 07:38:54 PM
(http://www.starman-imaging.com/jan04/chmdvotd163r.jpg)

.....yeah, and Frank's is about this big, but John's got the biggest one.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Ortega on August 17, 2007, 08:45:24 PM
(http://www.starman-imaging.com/jan04/chmdvotd163r.jpg)

The New Adventures of Xena really sucks.......
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 18, 2007, 05:30:41 PM
(http://www.starman-imaging.com/jan04/chmdvotd163r.jpg)

Wait a minute... those are lockers in the backround! I never noticed that! I can't tell whether I got out of High School just in time or whether I should have tried to flunk a few classes.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Variety of Cells on August 18, 2007, 09:03:53 PM
(http://www.starman-imaging.com/jan04/chmdvotd163r.jpg)

The Amazon warrior queen is about to do battle with the dreaded Right Shoulder Haters of Nar.  Good thing she came prepared.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on August 18, 2007, 11:32:17 PM
(http://www.starman-imaging.com/jan04/chmdvotd163r.jpg)
I find myself wondering why I never watched Charmed.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Sharktopus on August 19, 2007, 01:17:24 AM
(http://i10.tinypic.com/6bjfdys.jpg)
I see this guy hanging out in the Dunkin Donuts parking lot all the damn time.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Ortega on August 19, 2007, 02:54:39 AM
(http://i10.tinypic.com/6bjfdys.jpg)

Life was hard on Smeagol after Lord of the rings.......
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on August 19, 2007, 05:36:22 AM

(http://i10.tinypic.com/6bjfdys.jpg)

"My...bliiing bliiing..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 05:56:53 AM
(http://i10.tinypic.com/6bjfdys.jpg)

See, these rappers start out with good health and promising careers, but after too many parties, hookers, and drugs....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on August 19, 2007, 06:29:33 AM
(http://i10.tinypic.com/6bjfdys.jpg)
In a misguided attempt to appeal to a younger audience, Michael Jackson goes "gangsta."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 19, 2007, 07:06:12 AM
(http://i10.tinypic.com/6bjfdys.jpg)

Bill's body from the 300 poster just went gangsta!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on August 22, 2007, 06:57:52 AM
(Picture hijacked from gbeenie's thread in the music board)

(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/deathmetal_mall.jpg)

Chad was mortified when he found out it was Hanna Montana day at the food court and King Diamond had visited yesterday.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 22, 2007, 07:01:52 AM
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/deathmetal_mall.jpg)

The Kiss guy in the center of the pic isn't the focus here- Check out Aeris in the bottom right.

(http://www.ffcompendium.com/art/7-aeris-a.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on August 22, 2007, 07:04:17 AM
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/deathmetal_mall.jpg)
Morgorth miss home dimension, this one too bright.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on August 22, 2007, 07:12:09 AM

(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/deathmetal_mall.jpg)

Frank's misinterpretation of casual friday effectively ended his career at Banana Republic.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 22, 2007, 07:19:12 AM
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/deathmetal_mall.jpg)

Joel was having a great day in San Francisco until he mentioned his Republican status. Then the shunning began...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on August 22, 2007, 07:21:09 AM
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/deathmetal_mall.jpg)

The Kiss guy in the center of the pic isn't the focus here- Check out Aeris in the bottom right.

And in the upper right... I think I just found Waldo!!

also... Republican in San Fran... HA!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on August 22, 2007, 07:53:19 AM
Wait, where is this? Because that girl can not NOT be trying to dress as Aeris.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Hebs on August 22, 2007, 11:19:14 AM

Chad was mortified when he found out it was Hanna Montana day at the food court and King Diamond had visited yesterday.

AAAHA - this made made me laugh out loud so hard, I scared my cat.  Nice work, Nun  ;D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Hebs on August 22, 2007, 11:20:14 AM

"My...bliiing bliiing..."


Wow, he looks like a real chav ;)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on August 22, 2007, 11:29:37 AM

"My...bliiing bliiing..."


Wow, he looks like a real chav ;)

Right down to the prematurely wizened physique.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on August 22, 2007, 12:48:54 PM
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/deathmetal_mall.jpg)

Peter Criss was a bit of a loner in high school.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on August 22, 2007, 01:28:40 PM
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/deathmetal_mall.jpg)

trying to watch his physique, he switched to diet pepsi
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Jackster on August 25, 2007, 11:29:58 PM
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/deathmetal_mall.jpg)

The lost and forgotten member of KISS.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 25, 2007, 11:52:25 PM
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/deathmetal_mall.jpg)

-bitter and dark guitar chord-

"Flee from my path, putrid cunt-hordes of humanity, for Sho-Gar-Gorath has belched himself forth from the coal-black flames of Hell itself to tread his blasphemous hooves upon the Earth! Double cheddar cheeseburger, large curly fries and a large drink, please. NO, Sho-Gar-Gorath spits bile and gore upon your miserable offer of a value meal!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Jackster on August 29, 2007, 07:01:34 AM
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/6323/coal20legsps7.jpg)

The two girls then started eating the rest of his body.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 29, 2007, 12:26:30 PM
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/6323/coal20legsps7.jpg)

The two girls then started eating the rest of his body.

Ohhh... Too soon Jackster.  Too soon.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Indomitus on August 30, 2007, 07:10:57 AM
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/6323/coal20legsps7.jpg)

The two girls then started eating the rest of his body.

Ohhh... Too soon Jackster.  Too soon.

That's right.  They should at least wait for the meat to cure first.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 30, 2007, 01:50:51 PM
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/6323/coal20legsps7.jpg)

The two girls then started eating the rest of his body.

Ohhh... Too soon Jackster.  Too soon.

That's right.  They should at least wait for the meat to cure first.

He'd probably be much better tasting as Jerky.  Then they could also have their dad around longer to enjoy.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 30, 2007, 01:54:03 PM
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/6323/coal20legsps7.jpg)

Jeff wonders whether it's too late to harvest his children for stem cells to use to grow new legs.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bus Taker on August 31, 2007, 11:24:59 PM
Question: I have a bunch of stills from a Star Trek Calendar, some of which are ripe for riffing.  Are there any issues with that?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bus Taker on August 31, 2007, 11:54:12 PM
Until we clear up what I'm allowed to post, let's try a photo I took.
(http://www.theminddriver.com/Old%20neighbor%20smaller.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on September 01, 2007, 05:53:31 AM

(http://www.theminddriver.com/Old%20neighbor%20smaller.jpg)

Following his violation of the "no sombreros" dress code, Phil was swiftly evicted.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on September 01, 2007, 06:12:55 AM
(http://www.theminddriver.com/Old%20neighbor%20smaller.jpg)

Fearful of a false advertising suit after mistakenly adding a "B" to his "Garage Sale" sign, Craig quickly brought all of his old crap out of storage and put it on display.



Krankor: U.S. copyright laws allow reproduction for the purposes of parody under the fair use clauses, therefore I see no reason why you couldn't post a picture from a Star Trek calendar for us to make fun of. :)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on September 01, 2007, 11:58:04 AM
Krankor: U.S. copyright laws allow reproduction for the purposes of parody under the fair use clauses, therefore I see no reason why you couldn't post a picture from a Star Trek calendar for us to make fun of. :)

But really, shouldn't we just make fun of Krankor for having a Star Trek calendar?   ;D

Only kidding, I own a Star Trek alarm clock from the early nineties.  It wakes me up in either English or Klingon, informing me that I must "wake up! The Enterprise is under attack!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on September 01, 2007, 12:48:50 PM
Krankor: U.S. copyright laws allow reproduction for the purposes of parody under the fair use clauses, therefore I see no reason why you couldn't post a picture from a Star Trek calendar for us to make fun of. :)

But really, shouldn't we just make fun of Krankor for having a Star Trek calendar?   ;D

Only kidding, I own a Star Trek alarm clock from the early nineties.  It wakes me up in either English or Klingon, informing me that I must "wake up! The Enterprise is under attack!"

That's nifty.

My wife has a Star Wars coin bank that is Darth Vader's head. If you put in a coin, he says "Impressive." And if you put in a second coin within a few seconds, he says "Most impressive." :D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on September 03, 2007, 04:59:55 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0a/Sensory_and_motor_homunculi.jpg/800px-Sensory_and_motor_homunculi.jpg)

Thank God that "Sensory" figure isn't anatomically complete. This was in a public museum, after all.

EDIT- And look, you don't need to post the picture of the model that IS complete. You really, really don't.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on September 03, 2007, 06:01:50 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0a/Sensory_and_motor_homunculi.jpg/800px-Sensory_and_motor_homunculi.jpg)

I told them that it wasn't a good idea to let Jar Jar mate with Dobby the house elf!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on September 03, 2007, 06:12:43 PM
My brain tried to process what you just wrote, and I can't get my mind to stop screaming.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on September 03, 2007, 06:44:33 PM
Well, I aims to please.  (Though admittedly, Dobby is much less annoying in the movie than he is in the book.)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on September 03, 2007, 07:11:09 PM
LESS annoying? Anyway,

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0a/Sensory_and_motor_homunculi.jpg/800px-Sensory_and_motor_homunculi.jpg)

"Why is everyone so scared to use the Teleporter Pods? We fixed that whole "Fly" problem!"
"I KNOW! Seriously, some people can be so supersticious."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on September 03, 2007, 07:37:41 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0a/Sensory_and_motor_homunculi.jpg/800px-Sensory_and_motor_homunculi.jpg)
Some cultures have different priorities in mind when they make their fertility gods.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on September 04, 2007, 05:57:54 AM

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0a/Sensory_and_motor_homunculi.jpg/800px-Sensory_and_motor_homunculi.jpg)

That Billy might seem like a nice boy, but alone with his dates, he's all hands.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: eclipt1c on September 04, 2007, 09:55:28 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0a/Sensory_and_motor_homunculi.jpg/800px-Sensory_and_motor_homunculi.jpg)

I told them that it wasn't a good idea to let Jar Jar mate with Dobby the house elf!

Fearful of being accused of being the unimaginative nitwit he is, Lucas simply stated, 'Oh no, they're my new black characters.'
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 12, 2007, 12:47:38 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070902/i/r4289155401.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=xxNCdIxdPHad7kljrVYNAA--)

hehehe.... I farted...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on September 12, 2007, 01:02:59 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070902/i/r4289155401.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=xxNCdIxdPHad7kljrVYNAA--)

MENTOS!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 12, 2007, 01:43:52 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070902/i/r4289155401.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=xxNCdIxdPHad7kljrVYNAA--)
I just ate a whole baby.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on September 12, 2007, 02:49:57 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070902/i/r4289155401.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=xxNCdIxdPHad7kljrVYNAA--)

"Enjoy the polonium, bitches."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on September 12, 2007, 03:04:57 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070902/i/r4289155401.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=xxNCdIxdPHad7kljrVYNAA--)
"Heh, see that little kid over there? I'm creepily going to kiss his stomach."
[yt=425,350]nd2Z3nXnLD0[/yt]
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on September 12, 2007, 03:15:54 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070902/i/r4289155401.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=xxNCdIxdPHad7kljrVYNAA--)
The person who took this photo is now dead.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tempestjonny on September 12, 2007, 03:36:53 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070902/i/r4289155401.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=xxNCdIxdPHad7kljrVYNAA--)
you think your daughters at a party, don't you.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on September 13, 2007, 08:47:53 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070902/i/r4289155401.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=xxNCdIxdPHad7kljrVYNAA--)

That guy from Future War hasn't aged well.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 13, 2007, 08:50:15 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070902/i/r4289155401.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=xxNCdIxdPHad7kljrVYNAA--)
I invented Tetris, motherfucker!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on September 13, 2007, 08:51:52 AM
^^^   :D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on September 13, 2007, 08:56:16 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070902/i/r4289155401.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=xxNCdIxdPHad7kljrVYNAA--)
"Don't you worry about those bullies" Mom said "one day they're be pumping gas for a living and you'll be able to order their deaths on a whim"
Mom you were wiser than I could have ever guessed.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 05:36:29 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070902/i/r4289155401.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=xxNCdIxdPHad7kljrVYNAA--)

He's crying on the inside.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 14, 2007, 02:27:40 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070902/i/r4289155401.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=xxNCdIxdPHad7kljrVYNAA--)

What's the secret ingredient to Putin's Rootin' Tootin' Chili?  Polonium-210 bitches!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 15, 2007, 12:32:22 AM
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/groundhog.jpg)

The South's plans of rising again will be slightly delayed until the groundhog rebellion is put down.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Ortega on September 15, 2007, 12:35:51 AM
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/groundhog.jpg)

The Appalachian James Bond didn't have the same appeal as the original.


(why does he have a silencer attached if he's hunting?)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 15, 2007, 12:37:30 AM
Because he bought one at the gun show, that's why. Same thing with the laser scope. Look at the satisfaction on his face.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on September 15, 2007, 09:18:46 AM
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/groundhog.jpg)
Who's gonna be diggin' a hole now, BITCH?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Indomitus on September 15, 2007, 09:50:53 AM
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/groundhog.jpg)

"No, Mr Tumnus, I expect you to DIE!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: YoohooRiffer on September 15, 2007, 10:54:17 AM
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/groundhog.jpg)

Held at gunpoint, Barry is finally forced to reveal the answer to his species' greatest secret: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 15, 2007, 01:54:45 PM
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/groundhog.jpg)

"No, Mr Tumnus, I expect you to DIE!"

You Win.  I peed myself a bit.   :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on September 15, 2007, 08:13:29 PM
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/groundhog.jpg)

This Caddyshack remake just lacks the charm of the original.

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 15, 2007, 09:31:37 PM
This Caddyshack remake just lacks the charm of the original.



You beat me to it!!

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/groundhog.jpg)

Carl Spackler is shedding a tear of joy right now...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 17, 2007, 07:01:42 PM
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/groundhog.jpg)


what alvin got for christmas instead of a hula hoop
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on September 19, 2007, 08:17:55 PM
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/groundhog.jpg)


TALK!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on September 20, 2007, 10:59:05 AM
(http://www.alyster.com/images/rake.jpg)
Image from NBC's failed pilot for "Gilligan's Backyard."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on September 20, 2007, 07:02:50 PM
(http://www.alyster.com/images/rake.jpg)

"... yes, he was always such a quiet boy. Always working on the yard. Never would have guessed he was behind the rake killings."
"Well, there you have it folks, a terrible tragety that no one...."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on September 20, 2007, 07:09:09 PM
(http://www.alyster.com/images/rake.jpg)

This is what Prince looks like without the makeup.

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 22, 2007, 05:58:14 AM
(http://www.alyster.com/images/rake.jpg)

Star Wars Kid Episode 2: Attack of the Rakes
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on September 22, 2007, 10:36:28 PM
(http://www.alyster.com/images/rake.jpg)

The last image found on the camera phone of victim eleven.

EDIT: Just saw Junkyard's earlier "serial killer" joke... didn't mean to rip him off. :)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Ortega on September 27, 2007, 10:59:56 AM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/bush_lucas.jpg)


            "I got them....watcha call it?......Jedi powers!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 27, 2007, 11:02:23 AM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/bush_lucas.jpg)

"You got the Force, Lucas? Well, I got UNAGI!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on September 27, 2007, 11:03:49 AM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/bush_lucas.jpg)
That growth on the back of Lucas's head is starting to creep me the hell out.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Pak-Man on September 27, 2007, 11:48:34 AM
The world's biggest reason for the force meets the world's biggest reason for unnecessary force. :^)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on September 27, 2007, 12:02:14 PM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/bush_lucas.jpg)

Bush asks George if it would be possible to "Get him some Jar-Jar eyes to replace his.Those things are cool. Heh-heh."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on September 27, 2007, 12:41:23 PM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/bush_lucas.jpg)

Not content to sift through the blogs of internet geeks, the president gets his spoilers straight from the source.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on September 27, 2007, 12:43:18 PM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/bush_lucas.jpg)
George realizes that episode III's thinly veiled attempt at criticism of President Bush has completely and utterly gone unnoticed.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on September 27, 2007, 12:47:27 PM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/bush_lucas.jpg)

Even Lucas had to admit that Bush did a good Yoda impression, but he wasn't comfortable with George climbing onto his back. But, he's the President so whatchagonnado?


(Yeah, I know that one's a stretch.)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on September 27, 2007, 12:51:35 PM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/bush_lucas.jpg)
While everyone focused on Lucas, W decided to surreptitiously pick his nose.

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on September 27, 2007, 01:41:55 PM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/bush_lucas.jpg)

Photographic proof that the concept and scripts for the idiotic Star Wars prequels were actually Jedi mind tricked into George Lucas' brain.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on September 27, 2007, 01:46:35 PM
(http://thiscrazyassworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/crazypierce.jpg)
Clive Barker reinvents Hellraiser for the new millenium.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 27, 2007, 01:49:07 PM
(http://thiscrazyassworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/crazypierce.jpg)

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on September 27, 2007, 01:50:20 PM
(http://thiscrazyassworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/crazypierce.jpg)

When Bruce told the genie, "For my third wish, I'd like to have balls all over my face," this was not the result he had envisioned.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on September 27, 2007, 02:09:00 PM
(http://thiscrazyassworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/crazypierce.jpg)
The new version of Raggedy Ann lacks the charm of the original, don't even ask about Andy.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on September 27, 2007, 04:54:57 PM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/bush_lucas.jpg)

Photographic proof that the concept and scripts for the idiotic Star Wars prequels were actually Jedi mind tricked into George Lucas' brain.

Nice one, Steve.

"Childrens do learn."  :D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on September 27, 2007, 04:57:24 PM
(http://thiscrazyassworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/crazypierce.jpg)

Well, that's what happens when you rub too much black tar heroin in your eyes.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on September 27, 2007, 05:00:25 PM
(http://thiscrazyassworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/crazypierce.jpg)

Even this guy has probably been on more dates than me.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on September 28, 2007, 11:44:33 AM
(http://www.drrant.net/uploaded_images/exploding_head-736158.jpg)
This is what happens when you let ED-209 moderate the forums.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 28, 2007, 03:45:18 PM
(http://www.drrant.net/uploaded_images/exploding_head-736158.jpg)

George W. Bush becomes Emperor of the World. Alec Baldwin will be missed.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on September 28, 2007, 09:08:54 PM
(http://www.drrant.net/uploaded_images/exploding_head-736158.jpg)

In frame 1472, you see the bullet from the school book repository striking Admiral Ackbar in his lower right quadrant....
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on September 29, 2007, 07:44:02 AM
(http://www.drrant.net/uploaded_images/exploding_head-736158.jpg)

George W. Bush becomes Emperor of the World. Alec Baldwin will be missed.

On that day a similar scene will unfold in Jeb's house.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on September 29, 2007, 10:09:54 AM
(http://www.drrant.net/uploaded_images/exploding_head-736158.jpg)

Well, his head a-splode.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on September 29, 2007, 10:37:35 AM
(http://www.drrant.net/uploaded_images/exploding_head-736158.jpg)
HEADON apply directly to the forehead. HEADON apply directly to the forehead. HEADON apply directly to the forehead. HEADON apply directly to the forehead. HEADON apply directly to the forehead. HEADON apply directly to the forehead. HEADON apply directly to the forehead. HEADON apply directly to the forehead. HEADON apply directly to the forehead. HEADON apply directly to the forehead. HEADON apply directly to the forehead.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Hebs on September 29, 2007, 10:51:06 AM
HEADON apply directly to the forehead. HEADON apply directly to the forehead. HEADON apply directly to the forehead. HEADON apply directly to the forehead. HEADON apply directly to the forehead. HEADON apply directly to the forehead. HEADON apply directly to the forehead.

Ahaha nice, Tripe.

(http://www.drrant.net/uploaded_images/exploding_head-736158.jpg)
With dead batteries in the remote, the laziest-man-in-the-world, Winston Dunlop, must be forced to watch... The Oxygen Network.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on September 29, 2007, 12:11:42 PM
Well, his head a-splode.

hahah, nice Homestar reference. :)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Ortega on September 29, 2007, 02:21:54 PM

(http://www.drrant.net/uploaded_images/exploding_head-736158.jpg)

Back..............and to the left.  Back...........and to the left.....

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on September 30, 2007, 05:55:34 AM
(http://www.drrant.net/uploaded_images/exploding_head-736158.jpg)
Patients with high blood pressure may wish to consult a physician before taking MAEKUWEL as a rare but serious side effect can occur...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on October 01, 2007, 09:57:37 PM
(http://thiscrazyassworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/crazypierce.jpg)
Most people use the actual avocado for a skin treatment around the eyes rather than the avocado skin... but Lenny doesn't play by the rules.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on October 01, 2007, 10:27:30 PM
(http://www.drrant.net/uploaded_images/exploding_head-736158.jpg)
Another victim falls prey to the concept of a live action Chipmunks movie.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 01, 2007, 10:38:44 PM
(http://www.drrant.net/uploaded_images/exploding_head-736158.jpg)
Another victim falls prey to the concept of a live action Chipmunks movie.
NICE!!

(http://thiscrazyassworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/crazypierce.jpg)

Next on Miami InkandPiercingsandHairColoringandBeadsandDogCollars...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on October 02, 2007, 05:00:04 AM
In celebration of the new riff,

(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/27/indianajones_narrowweb__300x430,0.jpg)

"Okay, fan boy, just come a few sets closer. No, really, I dare you."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on October 02, 2007, 05:33:11 AM
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/27/indianajones_narrowweb__300x430,0.jpg)
"Call me an old fogey again and you'll walk away with a stump, buddy."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: acoletterose on October 02, 2007, 07:02:54 AM

(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/27/indianajones_narrowweb__300x430,0.jpg)

What did you say about compensation?! That's it...... you're dead.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 02, 2007, 09:17:31 AM
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/27/indianajones_narrowweb__300x430,0.jpg)

HASSAN CHOP!!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
Post by: Bus Taker on October 02, 2007, 10:45:21 AM
This should go well with the kids - it's Choke Me Elmo!!!

next photo:
(http://www.starwars.com/community/fun/caption/2004/03/img/caption134.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bus Taker on October 02, 2007, 10:59:49 AM
Here we have two side effects of watching The Forbidden Zone more than 3 times in the span of a week.
 >:D <---Danny Elfman

(http://www.drrant.net/uploaded_images/exploding_head-736158.jpg)
(http://thiscrazyassworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/crazypierce.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on October 02, 2007, 11:18:10 AM

(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/27/indianajones_narrowweb__300x430,0.jpg)

"That's not a knife...THIS is a knife!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 02, 2007, 01:04:16 PM

(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/27/indianajones_narrowweb__300x430,0.jpg)


"Ok, kitty. Let's see you try that again."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: YoohooRiffer on October 02, 2007, 03:29:06 PM
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/27/indianajones_narrowweb__300x430,0.jpg)

GET OFF MY BRIDGE!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 02, 2007, 04:00:23 PM
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/27/indianajones_narrowweb__300x430,0.jpg)

Clothing provided by Hulkwear of Beverly Hills.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on October 02, 2007, 07:24:03 PM
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/27/indianajones_narrowweb__300x430,0.jpg)

In an ironic twist of fate, Indiana Jones is shot dead while brandishing a sword by an arab with a revolver.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 03, 2007, 12:23:15 AM
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/27/indianajones_narrowweb__300x430,0.jpg)

"Gimme back my weed."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: nosebleed on October 03, 2007, 02:48:44 PM
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/27/indianajones_narrowweb__300x430,0.jpg)
Miracle Knives! Cut great, never dull or your money back! Yours for 33 easy payments of $14.22!

Order in the next 10 minutes and I'll also throw in this stupid hat! Absolutely free!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bus Taker on October 03, 2007, 10:26:20 PM
Pippi Longstocking grew up nice!  :rimshot:
(http://westseattleblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/dianafashion.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: nosebleed on October 04, 2007, 05:39:36 AM
(http://westseattleblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/dianafashion.jpg)
Look at my shoe, and do my bidding. LOOK AT IT!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on October 04, 2007, 06:06:11 AM
(http://westseattleblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/dianafashion.jpg)
Highlights for Children: Can you find seven things wrong with this picture?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on October 04, 2007, 06:18:09 AM
Also...
(http://westseattleblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/dianafashion.jpg)
"Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on October 04, 2007, 06:21:44 AM
What is that a quote from?

Also...
(http://westseattleblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/dianafashion.jpg)
Few Penthouse readers could make it past the first image in Gucc's latest envelope pushing pictorial
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 04, 2007, 06:25:47 AM
What is that a quote from?

The Princess Bride. Westley(Cary Elwes) says it to Prince Humperdinck(Chris Sarandon) while in the Princess's Chambers.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on October 04, 2007, 06:29:09 AM
What is that a quote from?
The Princess Bride. Westley(Cary Elwes) says it to Prince Humperdinck(Chris Sarandon) while in the Princess's Chambers.

That's right, thanks.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: nosebleed on October 04, 2007, 05:07:30 PM
(http://www.wired.com/images/slideshow/2007/09/gallery_tokyo_adult_expo/expo_visitor.jpg)

Reporting for duty, Macken!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on October 04, 2007, 05:32:43 PM
(http://www.wired.com/images/slideshow/2007/09/gallery_tokyo_adult_expo/expo_visitor.jpg)
Not sure about the casting for Fiyero but Elphaba and Galinda should be popular.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 04, 2007, 05:42:36 PM
(http://www.wired.com/images/slideshow/2007/09/gallery_tokyo_adult_expo/expo_visitor.jpg)

I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on October 04, 2007, 06:53:15 PM
(http://www.wired.com/images/slideshow/2007/09/gallery_tokyo_adult_expo/expo_visitor.jpg)
Michiba had trouble finding work after leaving Iron Chef.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on October 04, 2007, 07:07:51 PM
(http://www.wired.com/images/slideshow/2007/09/gallery_tokyo_adult_expo/expo_visitor.jpg)

Ronnie Corbett has aged pretty well.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on October 04, 2007, 08:09:30 PM

^

Ha!   :clap:

Do Americans know about the Two Ronnies? How about Morcambe and Wise?


Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on October 04, 2007, 09:16:10 PM
Well, I mainly know about them through their Monty Python connections.  They all used to work for David Frost, I know.  And I know Ronnie Corbett from Fierce Creatures, as well.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 04, 2007, 10:39:41 PM
and Extras.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on October 05, 2007, 05:05:39 AM
Ronnie Corbett has aged pretty well.

I'll add my :clap: to that. The Two Ronnies hasn't aged all that well in general but Corbett's monologues are still excellent for the most part.

Do Americans know about the Two Ronnies? How about Morcambe and Wise?

The Play What I Wrote seemed to do OK when it played here but I think M&W is still very much a Blighty specific reference point.

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 09, 2007, 06:46:28 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070926/capt.a28861fea54e4e1eb2ee6a233a2c7bc9.aptopix_two_headed_turtle_pamr102.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=OdHMJQX52MeiWcZP_WZwXQ--)

Who you calling ass-face, ass-face?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bus Taker on October 09, 2007, 10:57:13 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070926/capt.a28861fea54e4e1eb2ee6a233a2c7bc9.aptopix_two_headed_turtle_pamr102.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=OdHMJQX52MeiWcZP_WZwXQ--)

This mother really does have eyes in the back of her head!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 09, 2007, 12:35:25 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070926/capt.a28861fea54e4e1eb2ee6a233a2c7bc9.aptopix_two_headed_turtle_pamr102.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=OdHMJQX52MeiWcZP_WZwXQ--)

The creator of Cat-Dog's poorly reviewed follow-up series, Turtle-Turtle.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 09, 2007, 12:43:16 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070926/capt.a28861fea54e4e1eb2ee6a233a2c7bc9.aptopix_two_headed_turtle_pamr102.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=OdHMJQX52MeiWcZP_WZwXQ--)

Mutant Mutant Mutant Turtles,
Mutant Mutant Mutant Turtles,
Mutant Mutant Mutant Turtles,

Heroes in a double shell

Turtle Power!

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on October 09, 2007, 02:22:38 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070926/capt.a28861fea54e4e1eb2ee6a233a2c7bc9.aptopix_two_headed_turtle_pamr102.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=OdHMJQX52MeiWcZP_WZwXQ--)
Eng and Chang Bunker's pet turtle enjoyed a largely normal life, though it did maintain two separate aquariums as a measure of Independence.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on October 09, 2007, 10:47:36 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070926/capt.a28861fea54e4e1eb2ee6a233a2c7bc9.aptopix_two_headed_turtle_pamr102.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=OdHMJQX52MeiWcZP_WZwXQ--)

Funny, I'd always pictured a pushme-pullyou as being larger, hairier, and less scaly.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Detective Chimp on October 09, 2007, 10:52:50 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070926/capt.a28861fea54e4e1eb2ee6a233a2c7bc9.aptopix_two_headed_turtle_pamr102.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=OdHMJQX52MeiWcZP_WZwXQ--)

Damnit, Gary, it's your turn to be the anus!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 10, 2007, 10:40:29 PM
Inspired by Imrahil's new avatar:

(http://trekmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/whatlittlegirls/new_tosr010_15.jpg)

So that's how Kirk was able to bed so many alien women... he'd just show them that thing and say "It's like that, baby!"

:o
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on October 10, 2007, 10:50:56 PM
(http://trekmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/whatlittlegirls/new_tosr010_15.jpg)

Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo... what the hell's gotten into you, Kirk?!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 10, 2007, 11:34:32 PM

(http://trekmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/whatlittlegirls/new_tosr010_15.jpg)


There's something in my hands. Some... thing!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Ortega on October 11, 2007, 01:27:47 AM


(http://trekmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/whatlittlegirls/new_tosr010_15.jpg)

I don't like Shatner's adaptation of A Clockwork Orange
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on October 11, 2007, 09:43:36 AM
(http://trekmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/whatlittlegirls/new_tosr010_15.jpg)

Take my word for it, when a loaf of french bread starts to look like that, it's time to throw it out.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 11, 2007, 10:53:32 AM
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/earweirdNNP1110_468x335.jpg)

Marvel as the Amazing Rando makes his ear magically appear in his arm!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on October 11, 2007, 11:34:07 AM
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/earweirdNNP1110_468x335.jpg)

Some guys have a pretty good excuse for not knowing their ear from their elbow.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on October 11, 2007, 12:41:47 PM
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/earweirdNNP1110_468x335.jpg)
It's not nearly as impressive as a monkey with five asses, but it's a good start.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Detective Chimp on October 11, 2007, 05:44:28 PM
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/earweirdNNP1110_468x335.jpg)

In an attempt to make everyone love him, Peter Boyle succeeds in enveloping Raymond.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on October 11, 2007, 06:44:14 PM
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/earweirdNNP1110_468x335.jpg)

"The Grasshopper", an adaptation of The Fly movie, didn't quite work.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 11, 2007, 09:51:15 PM
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/earweirdNNP1110_468x335.jpg)

In an attempt to make everyone love him, Peter Boyle succeeds in enveloping Raymond.

Brilliant!!!!!   :clap:
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: YoohooRiffer on October 11, 2007, 09:59:00 PM
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/earweirdNNP1110_468x335.jpg)

Merely a few inches higher and we could have finally eliminated the connotation that "Talk to the hand" is an insult...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on October 11, 2007, 10:29:48 PM
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/earweirdNNP1110_468x335.jpg)

And now for something completely different: a man with three ears.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Ortega on October 11, 2007, 10:51:56 PM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/ray.jpg)

Introducing...........................DJ   MC SATAN!!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 11, 2007, 10:54:25 PM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/ray.jpg)
"HAY GUYS WAT'S GOIN' ON!?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Steve-O on October 11, 2007, 11:16:15 PM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/ray.jpg)

"I'll swallow your soul!  I'll swallow your soul!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on October 12, 2007, 06:42:55 AM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/ray.jpg)
Believe it or not, this is the second take, in which the director told her to "tone it down."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on October 12, 2007, 06:48:26 AM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/ray.jpg)
This was an experience Whitley Strieber didn't include in Communion.
"It's just too horrifying to inflict on the reader" he reasoned.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 12, 2007, 10:50:12 AM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/ray.jpg)

Heath Ledger's biggest competition for his role in The Dark Knight Returns.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on October 12, 2007, 02:08:45 PM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/ray.jpg)

Even Rachel Ray herself admitted that her BET show was a bit excessive.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 12, 2007, 07:52:36 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071011/capt.sge.ijs72.111007045428.photo00.photo.default-512x353.jpg?x=380&y=262&sig=jhFdRy1vercmOSZ8gK06.A--)
This is where Nicolas Cage's career resides.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Detective Chimp on October 12, 2007, 08:50:45 PM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/ray.jpg)

50 Cent develops some unfortunate side-effects from his collaboration with Michael Jackson.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on October 20, 2007, 12:45:56 PM
Time for a new one:

(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/2007-10-20-giulianismall.jpg)
Dippity Do.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on October 20, 2007, 12:52:39 PM
[
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/2007-10-20-giulianismall.jpg)
FOOTBALL PRACTICE!!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 20, 2007, 12:55:55 PM
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/2007-10-20-giulianismall.jpg)

Giuliani: "I can't think about it anymore. It's giving me a headache!"

McCain: "Here. Take two of these."

Giuliani: "Oh... Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on October 20, 2007, 12:57:11 PM
[
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/2007-10-20-giulianismall.jpg)
FLUFFERNUTTER!!!

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RoninFox on October 20, 2007, 01:21:39 PM
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/2007-10-20-giulianismall.jpg)

I know EVERYTHING, for I am Guliani THE MIND TAKER!  Bweeeeeooooooweeeeeoooo!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 20, 2007, 02:42:23 PM
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/2007-10-20-giulianismall.jpg)
9/11....9/11....9/11.....9/11....9/11....9/11....9/11....9/11....9/11....9/11....9/11....9/11....9/11....9/11....9/11....9/11....9/11
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on October 20, 2007, 03:25:16 PM
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/2007-10-20-giulianismall.jpg)

*To me, my X-Men!*
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 21, 2007, 02:06:39 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071015/capt.sge.jxb27.151007234130.photo00.photo.default-337x512.jpg?x=226&y=345&sig=wmLLL.OkWKOwxXVuPzuH3Q--)

The Indonesian version of Kerplunk! tm.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on October 21, 2007, 02:22:18 PM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071015/capt.sge.jxb27.151007234130.photo00.photo.default-337x512.jpg?x=226&y=345&sig=wmLLL.OkWKOwxXVuPzuH3Q--)

When the woman came out, she was completely unharmed.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 21, 2007, 02:35:41 PM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071015/capt.sge.jxb27.151007234130.photo00.photo.default-337x512.jpg?x=226&y=345&sig=wmLLL.OkWKOwxXVuPzuH3Q--)

I came into the accupuncturist's office for hemorrhoid relief.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on October 21, 2007, 02:36:39 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071015/capt.sge.jxb27.151007234130.photo00.photo.default-337x512.jpg?x=226&y=345&sig=wmLLL.OkWKOwxXVuPzuH3Q--)
... but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on October 21, 2007, 02:37:58 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071015/capt.sge.jxb27.151007234130.photo00.photo.default-337x512.jpg?x=226&y=345&sig=wmLLL.OkWKOwxXVuPzuH3Q--)
Anyone got any Bactine, I think this piercing might be a little infected.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RoninFox on October 21, 2007, 04:28:33 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071015/capt.sge.jxb27.151007234130.photo00.photo.default-337x512.jpg?x=226&y=345&sig=wmLLL.OkWKOwxXVuPzuH3Q--)

Leonidas discovered quickly, no matter how badass it sounded, that just catching all the Persian arrows in his mouth was far too difficult a task.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 22, 2007, 11:02:50 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071015/capt.sge.jxb27.151007234130.photo00.photo.default-337x512.jpg?x=226&y=345&sig=wmLLL.OkWKOwxXVuPzuH3Q--)

A picture used by Dentists to scare children into brushing properly.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on October 22, 2007, 05:04:24 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071015/capt.sge.jxb27.151007234130.photo00.photo.default-337x512.jpg?x=226&y=345&sig=wmLLL.OkWKOwxXVuPzuH3Q--)
Introducing Spikemouth, the brother Pinhead's parents don't talk about with pride.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on October 22, 2007, 05:57:16 PM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071015/capt.sge.jxb27.151007234130.photo00.photo.default-337x512.jpg?x=226&y=345&sig=wmLLL.OkWKOwxXVuPzuH3Q--)

"You think this is impressive? You should see the spikes piercing my other holes..."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Rude on October 22, 2007, 06:30:20 PM
...

(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5504/punxwz6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Yeah... i got nothing here.

-Rude
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on October 22, 2007, 06:32:37 PM

(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5504/punxwz6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Learn to count.  The Punk Way!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 22, 2007, 07:25:49 PM
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5504/punxwz6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Both offer their guesses as to how many decades it's been since there was a real punk band.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on October 22, 2007, 07:30:46 PM
Couldn't resist doing one more...
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071015/capt.sge.jxb27.151007234130.photo00.photo.default-337x512.jpg?x=226&y=345&sig=wmLLL.OkWKOwxXVuPzuH3Q--)
"Is there something in my teeth?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 22, 2007, 07:32:32 PM
Couldn't resist doing one more...
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071015/capt.sge.jxb27.151007234130.photo00.photo.default-337x512.jpg?x=226&y=345&sig=wmLLL.OkWKOwxXVuPzuH3Q--)
"Is there something in my teeth?"
There was, and he got really carried away with the toothpicks.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on October 22, 2007, 07:33:00 PM
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5504/punxwz6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
According to Gantz, our next targets are the "retarded punk aliens." Suit up, everyone.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on October 22, 2007, 08:45:12 PM
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5504/punxwz6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

It's so sad when anime characters hit the skids.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 22, 2007, 10:27:44 PM
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5504/punxwz6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Evolution in all its glory.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 22, 2007, 10:33:05 PM
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5504/punxwz6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Red hair, tights, big red shoes... he's a fucking clown.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Chaos on October 23, 2007, 05:46:12 AM
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5504/punxwz6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Red hair, tights, big red shoes... he's a fucking clown.

Or a "fuck-you clown." ;)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bus Taker on October 30, 2007, 04:57:10 PM
Ronald McDonald's evil cousin Vito McDonald hangs with Raggedy Hoshi.

(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5504/punxwz6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

How many people did I offend in one line???
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bus Taker on October 30, 2007, 04:59:42 PM
He's doing a New York MindMeld

[
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/2007-10-20-giulianismall.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Detective Chimp on October 31, 2007, 03:50:10 PM
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/2007-10-20-giulianismall.jpg)

Its gas-exchange problem growing critical,  the last of the Slitheen grasps the zipper of its Giuliani disguise.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on October 31, 2007, 07:15:40 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/net/20071029/capt.76f68acf986b804a0396fc80d63e75c1.jpeg?x=380&y=285&sig=CuHOX_QAEHU1is7s8FHdVg--)

[Bubbles]Oh no Ricky! It's a little, greasy Samsquanch![/Bubbles]
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Detective Chimp on October 31, 2007, 08:23:01 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/net/20071029/capt.76f68acf986b804a0396fc80d63e75c1.jpeg?x=380&y=285&sig=CuHOX_QAEHU1is7s8FHdVg--)

After careful study, scientists were able to debunk what was thought to be startling new evidence of the existence of Bigfoot. Considered by many to be concrete proof of the fabled man ape turns out to be none other than comedian Robin Williams. Williams, 56, had been vacationing with his family in Yosemite National Park when the picture was snapped by a wandering tourist. When asked to make a statement, Williams merely shouted 'Nanu, nanu' and accompanied this with several obscene gestures.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Detective Chimp on November 01, 2007, 09:31:42 AM
Wow, kudos for a Who reference. :)  :highfive:

I loves me some Doctor Who. Glad someone got the reference.  ;D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on November 01, 2007, 09:38:09 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/net/20071029/capt.76f68acf986b804a0396fc80d63e75c1.jpeg?x=380&y=285&sig=CuHOX_QAEHU1is7s8FHdVg--)

[Bubbles]Oh no Ricky! It's a little, greasy Samsquanch![/Bubbles]
ha! awesome
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 01, 2007, 10:24:26 AM
Alright. Fellow TPB fan.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on November 01, 2007, 10:33:31 AM
I've been watching that show like a shit hawk the past few months, still have yet to see the movie though.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bus Taker on November 07, 2007, 01:35:03 PM
Wow!  We need a new photo badly!  Out of Eastern Montana, here's a lobber for the Misties out there...
(http://www.theminddriver.com/Pix/Fingal.JPG)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RoninFox on November 07, 2007, 02:00:37 PM
(http://www.theminddriver.com/Pix/Fingal.JPG)

Way to stay f***ing inconspicuous in your new hideout, Rick!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bus Taker on November 07, 2007, 02:53:04 PM
Turn on your signal to get off at Fingal.  :rimshot:
(http://www.theminddriver.com/Pix/Fingal.JPG)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 07, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
(http://www.theminddriver.com/Pix/Fingal.JPG)

....coming up Exit 304.....  My
                                            Nuts
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on November 07, 2007, 06:39:04 PM
(http://www.theminddriver.com/Pix/Fingal.JPG)

I'm pretty sure this is the dullest photo to be featured in this thread so far.... :)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 07, 2007, 06:47:37 PM
mrbasehart is right!  Now, let's see if I can find a quote that ISN'T related to Overdrawn At Memory Bank....

... Uhh....

(http://www.theminddriver.com/Pix/Fingal.JPG)

The sign pointed this way!  Admit I'm right!  Admit it!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on November 07, 2007, 09:51:05 PM
Here you go:
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071107/capt.sge.rzi09.071107151641.photo00.photo.default-512x411.jpg?x=380&y=304&sig=NXeSbJVPBGTI47YusPaybQ--)

So that's why Asians eat so much rice.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 07, 2007, 10:20:22 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071107/capt.sge.rzi09.071107151641.photo00.photo.default-512x411.jpg?x=380&y=304&sig=NXeSbJVPBGTI47YusPaybQ--)

Oh, this must be from the premier of 'Springtime For Hitler' in Tokyo.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 08, 2007, 06:46:44 AM
Here you go:
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071107/capt.sge.rzi09.071107151641.photo00.photo.default-512x411.jpg?x=380&y=304&sig=NXeSbJVPBGTI47YusPaybQ--)

So that's why Asians eat so much rice.

They gotta compensate somehow for their non-existent breasts...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on November 08, 2007, 12:07:00 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071107/capt.sge.rzi09.071107151641.photo00.photo.default-512x411.jpg?x=380&y=304&sig=NXeSbJVPBGTI47YusPaybQ--)

Oh, this must be from the premier of 'Springtime For Hitler' in Tokyo.

Wouldn't that be Springtime for Tojo?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Hebs on November 08, 2007, 03:09:19 PM

The male version is a bikini-brief containing peanut sauce.

BAH- HAHAHA   ;D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: YoohooRiffer on November 08, 2007, 07:56:11 PM
(http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/01/27/sunsheat2.jpg)

(I've got nothing right now but I saw this picture and knew it had to go here.)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on November 08, 2007, 09:11:50 PM
(http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/01/27/sunsheat2.jpg)

Somehow he knew even before he started that it was a bad idea to get his prostate exam at the game.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on November 09, 2007, 04:51:20 AM
(http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/01/27/sunsheat2.jpg)

The front row had more than a pocketful of Posey...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 09, 2007, 07:23:56 AM
(http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/01/27/sunsheat2.jpg)

When they mean "These seats get you close to the action", they weren't kidding!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Hebs on November 10, 2007, 10:07:41 AM
What's the first lesson in basketball?

Check yourself, before you wreck yourself. 

Gah - everyone knows that.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 14, 2007, 08:26:55 AM
(http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/11/1113_chaka_bauergriffin.jpg)

The life of a Troll doll is never easy.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bus Taker on November 14, 2007, 04:08:39 PM
She's shaped like a floor lamp
(http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/11/1113_chaka_bauergriffin.jpg)
Baby got back (upper back anyway...)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bus Taker on November 14, 2007, 04:13:32 PM
I got everything in this ensemble from grandma's junk drawer!

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071107/capt.sge.rzi09.071107151641.photo00.photo.default-512x411.jpg?x=380&y=304&sig=NXeSbJVPBGTI47YusPaybQ--)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RoninFox on November 18, 2007, 04:24:00 PM
(http://www.rebelscum.com/GG/ggs06empalpatineloose.jpg)

I'm melting...melting!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on November 20, 2007, 11:27:29 AM
(http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/11/1113_chaka_bauergriffin.jpg)
Chakachakachakachaka Chana Khan
Chana Khan, Chana Khan, Chana Khan,
Chana Khan let me rock ya
Let me rock ya Chana Khan
Let me rock ya 'cause all I wanna do
Chana Khan let me rock ya
Let me rock ya Chana Khan
Let me rock ya 'cause I feel for you
Chana Khan won't ya tell me what you want to do
Will you feel for me the way I feel for you
Chana Khan let me tell ya what I wanna do
I wanna love ya wanna hug ya wanna squeeze ya too
Let me take you in my arms, let me thrill ya with my charms Chaka
'Cause you know that I'm the one to keep you warm Chaka
I'll make you more than just a physical dream
I wanna rock you, Chaka
Baby, cause you make me wanna scream
Let me rock you, rock you
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on November 20, 2007, 11:33:28 AM
(http://www.rebelscum.com/GG/ggs06empalpatineloose.jpg)

Dorf on Sith Lords
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on November 20, 2007, 03:21:42 PM
(http://www.rebelscum.com/GG/ggs06empalpatineloose.jpg)

Yoda's Darth Sidious costume was a big hit at the Jedi Council Halloween party.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 21, 2007, 07:53:25 AM
(http://www.fototime.com/17F44C7064F72A2/orig.jpg)

Sergeant Morris devises an overtly clever way of removing the fly from Corporal Simms' head.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 21, 2007, 08:04:49 AM
(http://www.fototime.com/BFA3B56AA41A2BF/standard.jpg)

Basic training is quite tough for an Iraqi...
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 21, 2007, 08:11:26 AM
(http://www.fototime.com/2DC9DBA5DD416D2/orig.jpg)

With gas prices hitting all-time highs, and immense pressure from Congress, the Military is forced to scale back its spending drastically.


But World Health Crusaders like Al Gore and Leonardo Di Caprio can rest easy. Hybrid Humvees are just around the corner.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Nunyerbiz on November 21, 2007, 08:26:50 AM

(http://www.fototime.com/2DC9DBA5DD416D2/orig.jpg)

Sitting on a donkey... aiming at a brick wall.... Yea... we're KICKING TERROR'S ASS!!!!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on November 21, 2007, 08:42:04 AM

(http://www.fototime.com/2DC9DBA5DD416D2/orig.jpg)

Sitting on a donkey... aiming at a brick wall.... Yea... we're KICKING TERROR'S ASS!!!!!


Suddenly I hear Ian Anderson singing those words :D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bus Taker on November 22, 2007, 11:28:21 PM
A toilet paper holder?
A new kind of Pez dispenser?
A kalaiedescope?
A wicker sewing kit?

(http://www.rebelscum.com/GG/ggs06empalpatineloose.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bus Taker on November 22, 2007, 11:30:13 PM
The Turkish Army is a little harsher than "don't ask, don't tell."
(http://www.fototime.com/17F44C7064F72A2/orig.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Bus Taker on November 22, 2007, 11:46:17 PM
A donkey that can sleep through semi-automatic gunfire?  Guns that shoot around walls?  Is this a follow up to Roger Corman's Gunslinger?
(http://www.fototime.com/2DC9DBA5DD416D2/orig.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 23, 2007, 10:20:30 AM
(http://www.rebelscum.com/GG/ggs06empalpatineloose.jpg)

Somehow, I have half a mind to think that Darth Maul's visage would be more suitable on this toy.  I think if that were the case, the toy would really be a cut above the rest.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 23, 2007, 10:23:19 AM
(http://www.rebelscum.com/GG/ggs06empalpatineloose.jpg)
Personally, I like my bookends to be a little more subtle.  Plus, these kind of give away what kind of literature you enjoy.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Jinto on November 26, 2007, 06:10:42 PM
Carrying a chip on your shoulder is one thing, but carrying it on both your forearms will not be tolerated in this man's army, soldier!

(http://www.fototime.com/17F44C7064F72A2/orig.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on November 27, 2007, 07:17:20 AM
(http://www.fototime.com/17F44C7064F72A2/orig.jpg)

Vanilla Ice takes his rage out on the master of "Ice, Ice, Baby"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: killeroo on November 29, 2007, 01:11:50 PM
(http://www.rebelscum.com/GG/ggs06empalpatineloose.jpg)

"anti-fertility totem" - when displayed in home it decreases chance of procreation by up to 99.5 percent.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 29, 2007, 01:13:51 PM
(http://www.rebelscum.com/GG/ggs06empalpatineloose.jpg)

"Fertility totem" - when displayed in proper home it increases chance of procreation by up to 99.5 percent.

;)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: killeroo on November 30, 2007, 07:52:10 AM
(http://www.fototime.com/2DC9DBA5DD416D2/orig.jpg)

Bradley has drawn some criticism on the design of its newest fighting vehicle.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Hebs on November 30, 2007, 09:21:19 AM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1276/541367675_806f92c2ea_m.jpg)


"We've given you fair warning.. it's gonna be that kind of morning... for getting waaaacky.... at Pee Wee's PlayHouse..."


(excerpt from opening lyrics)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: killeroo on November 30, 2007, 03:13:23 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1276/541367675_806f92c2ea_m.jpg)

Today's secret word: Bell's Palsy!

edited to add: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RoninFox on November 30, 2007, 03:16:41 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1276/541367675_806f92c2ea_m.jpg)

I like you, boobies...LIKE!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on December 01, 2007, 11:44:25 AM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1276/541367675_806f92c2ea_m.jpg)

Whoah, there's a rare pic.  Paul Reubens leering at a woman who's older than twelve.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Fifthrate on December 04, 2007, 04:28:29 AM

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1276/541367675_806f92c2ea_m.jpg)

"I know you are but what am I?"

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Fifthrate on December 05, 2007, 12:14:30 PM
(http://www.arts.vic.gov.au/arts/general/archive/images/exportready/strange_fruit.jpg)

"That's it! I'm getting cable. Arials aren't worth the trouble. Always getting clogged with low flying nanny's."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 05, 2007, 12:21:25 PM
(http://www.arts.vic.gov.au/arts/general/archive/images/exportready/strange_fruit.jpg)

Another gang of Mary Poppins on the loose.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on December 05, 2007, 12:34:35 PM
(http://www.arts.vic.gov.au/arts/general/archive/images/exportready/strange_fruit.jpg)
They're baaaack!

Can't be arsed to search back through the thread for them though :D
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on December 05, 2007, 12:35:47 PM

(http://www.arts.vic.gov.au/arts/general/archive/images/exportready/strange_fruit.jpg)

Most uncomfortable bikes, ever.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 05, 2007, 12:40:17 PM

Most uncomfortable bikes, ever.


Exceedingly brilliant!!!   :clap:
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: killeroo on December 05, 2007, 12:51:16 PM
(http://www.arts.vic.gov.au/arts/general/archive/images/exportready/strange_fruit.jpg)

Polaroids from Vlad the Impaler's London vacation.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on December 05, 2007, 11:39:33 PM
(http://www.arts.vic.gov.au/arts/general/archive/images/exportready/strange_fruit.jpg)

"The kids never played with the pogo sticks again after that day due to the overwhelming stench of ass that lingered from the tops of them."
or
"Proctogo-Sticks from WHAM-O!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 06, 2007, 08:09:12 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Bobble.jpg)

Chewbacca Nelson couldn't wait to relieve himself.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Dim of the Yard on December 06, 2007, 09:50:04 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Bobble.jpg)

Many skeptical comedians have spent a decent amount of time taking the piss out of the holiday season, but the Star Wars Holiday Special is the only thing in recent history to be well-known for pissing ON the holidays, themselves, more or less.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on December 06, 2007, 04:05:20 PM

(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Bobble.jpg)

"What? You said to hang my 'ornaments' on the tree didn't you?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on December 06, 2007, 08:50:53 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Bobble.jpg)

Chewbacca Nelson couldn't wait to relieve himself.
Chewbacca Nelson looks way too similar to kodiakthejuggler's avatar.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Fifthrate on December 07, 2007, 04:28:59 AM

(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Bobble.jpg)

Yes... Bigfoot is real.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on December 07, 2007, 05:19:46 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/Bobble.jpg)
Look we've got a lot of riffs to do so I'll have to ask everyone to cut down on the wanking.

(hopefully at least Imrahil and Tyrant'n'Pak will get that Big Train reffence)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on December 07, 2007, 10:52:18 AM
Good one, Tripe. How well do they riff when they can just wank at will?  :D

And now a message from Tom Cruise:
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20071207/2007_12_07t091344_234x450_us_germany_scientology.jpg?x=180&y=346&sig=s6DF1kMlb_8YuNfdbG88Cw--)

Scientology: The only religion scientifically proven to give you heartburn.

Am I the only one that thinks that Tom is just about to heil Hitler?
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on December 07, 2007, 10:55:20 AM

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20071207/2007_12_07t091344_234x450_us_germany_scientology.jpg?x=180&y=346&sig=s6DF1kMlb_8YuNfdbG88Cw--)

"Eas'side representin', foo."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 07, 2007, 10:57:42 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20071207/2007_12_07t091344_234x450_us_germany_scientology.jpg?x=180&y=346&sig=s6DF1kMlb_8YuNfdbG88Cw--)

I'd like to give a shout out to my man John Travolta. Remember the Thetans, bro!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: jewishcarpenter on December 07, 2007, 11:22:18 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20071207/2007_12_07t091344_234x450_us_germany_scientology.jpg?x=180&y=346&sig=s6DF1kMlb_8YuNfdbG88Cw--)
"Tom remains quiet while going through the 'Silent Heart Stabbing' practice which has become popular among Scientologists."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on December 07, 2007, 11:58:46 AM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20071207/2007_12_07t091344_234x450_us_germany_scientology.jpg?x=180&y=346&sig=s6DF1kMlb_8YuNfdbG88Cw--)
As an OTVIII I can fart both Für Elise and The Birdie Song, I just need a moment to remember the chords.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: acoletterose on December 07, 2007, 06:38:10 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20071207/2007_12_07t091344_234x450_us_germany_scientology.jpg?x=180&y=346&sig=s6DF1kMlb_8YuNfdbG88Cw--)

Is that a Klingon salute? I knew scientology had weird basement nerd written all over it.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on December 07, 2007, 06:44:52 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20071207/2007_12_07t091344_234x450_us_germany_scientology.jpg?x=180&y=346&sig=s6DF1kMlb_8YuNfdbG88Cw--)

He's just turning the crank.  (Hums "Pop Goes The Weasel")
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on December 07, 2007, 09:42:54 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20071207/2007_12_07t091344_234x450_us_germany_scientology.jpg?x=180&y=346&sig=s6DF1kMlb_8YuNfdbG88Cw--)


"Scientology has milked all of our spiritual nipples."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Jinto on December 08, 2007, 06:59:31 AM
(http://www.starman-imaging.com/jan04/chmdvotd163r.jpg)

On this week's episode of Medieval High, Elwyn and the other jousting tournament cheerleaders demand leather-strap pom-poms, and Lorraine (pictured above with her hand outstretched) waits for someone to pass her a lance so she can show those knight jocks that she's just as good as any of them.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on December 08, 2007, 09:06:52 AM
(http://www.starman-imaging.com/jan04/chmdvotd163r.jpg)


"Huh. When did Cindy learn to do the Darth Vader thing?"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: killeroo on December 08, 2007, 09:12:24 AM
(http://www.starman-imaging.com/jan04/chmdvotd163r.jpg)

Potatoes are what we eat!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on December 08, 2007, 05:13:12 PM
(http://www.starman-imaging.com/jan04/chmdvotd163r.jpg)

Of the times I have been force choked, this was perhaps my favorite.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Natureboy on December 09, 2007, 05:59:35 PM
(http://www.starman-imaging.com/jan04/chmdvotd163r.jpg)

Daphane won't put out?  Come Velma, join us.........Join the Sisterhood of Medevil Lesbian Wenchs
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Fifthrate on December 10, 2007, 04:09:24 AM
(http://www.starman-imaging.com/jan04/chmdvotd163r.jpg)

"Uh like you're a total witch you know? I mean really!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Fifthrate on December 10, 2007, 08:11:39 AM
(http://www.mealeys.co.uk/images/celeb6.jpg)

Coming this summer! Angelina Jolie IS "The Flying Nun"..... and this time it's personal!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 10, 2007, 08:18:18 AM
(http://www.mealeys.co.uk/images/celeb6.jpg)

"hehehe... Viewing genocide is FUN!!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Fifthrate on December 10, 2007, 08:22:42 AM

(http://www.mealeys.co.uk/images/celeb6.jpg)

"Let's talk about that divorce now Brad." Ka-klick!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Tripe on December 10, 2007, 08:25:07 AM
(http://www.mealeys.co.uk/images/celeb6.jpg)
Oh go on, read me that US Weekly story about how Brad will be going back to Jen again. Cracks me up everytime!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Fifthrate on December 11, 2007, 04:13:25 AM
(http://static.zooomr.com/images/565314_93b9bf3f14.jpg)

"Ho ho....OMG!"
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Fifthrate on December 11, 2007, 04:14:27 AM

(http://static.zooomr.com/images/565314_93b9bf3f14.jpg)

Looks like giving Ralphie that shotgun wasn't such a good idea.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on December 11, 2007, 04:56:31 AM
(http://static.zooomr.com/images/565314_93b9bf3f14.jpg)

Instead of using words to sum up my opinion of Tim Allen Christmas movies, I'll use this picture instead.

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on December 11, 2007, 05:49:01 AM
(http://static.zooomr.com/images/565314_93b9bf3f14.jpg)

The Santa Claus is known for its ability to endow reindeers with the power of flight, the ability to squeeze itself down chiminies, its love of cookies, and its ability to survive for days without a head.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 11, 2007, 06:43:49 AM
(http://static.zooomr.com/images/565314_93b9bf3f14.jpg)

Destroying a Manger scene is one thing, but this time, they've gone TOO FAR!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Doctor Who? on December 11, 2007, 07:05:30 AM
(http://static.zooomr.com/images/565314_93b9bf3f14.jpg)

Looks like Captain Kirk confused the Robot Santa again.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Doctor Who? on December 11, 2007, 07:07:51 AM
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/Acerimmer2006/ClassyDalek.jpg?t=1197385554)

Well I'm all dressed up,now if only someone would invite me to a classy party.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: AvestheFox on December 11, 2007, 07:08:26 AM
Here's a fun one
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/Avesfox/lbtandknightsofni.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: killeroo on December 11, 2007, 02:57:47 PM

(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/Acerimmer2006/ClassyDalek.jpg?t=1197385554)


Hello,my honey, hello my baby hello my rag-time...EXTERMINATE!!!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on December 11, 2007, 03:31:01 PM
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/Acerimmer2006/ClassyDalek.jpg?t=1197385554)

Another early Tom Servo design that was quickly rejected.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: daltysmilth on December 11, 2007, 05:16:44 PM
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/Acerimmer2006/ClassyDalek.jpg?t=1197385554)

Before getting his starring role in Dr. Who, Henry James Dalek worked as an understudy for Fred Astaire.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: RoninFox on December 12, 2007, 02:30:40 AM
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/Acerimmer2006/ClassyDalek.jpg?t=1197385554)

This guy runs the country club that denied R2D2's application last year, elitist prick!
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Junkyard on December 12, 2007, 05:39:34 AM
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/Acerimmer2006/ClassyDalek.jpg?t=1197385554)

After exterminating that rich guy, 00045x paused.
"Hmmmm....  I BET I WOULD LOOK GOOD IN A HAT."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Hebs on December 12, 2007, 05:53:54 AM
Mr. Peanut gets a makeover for the 21st century.
After exterminating that rich guy, 00045x paused.
"Hmmmm....  I BET I WOULD LOOK GOOD IN A HAT."
Before getting his starring role in Dr. Who, Henry James Dalek worked as an understudy for Fred Astaire.

Bahah, all of these are awesome!  :clap:


(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/Acerimmer2006/ClassyDalek.jpg?t=1197385554)

When he noticed no one else at prom brought a cane..., Mindorp felt a little overdressed.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: mrbasehart on December 12, 2007, 05:56:55 AM

(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/Acerimmer2006/ClassyDalek.jpg?t=1197385554)

His duet with Fronkenshteen's monster tore the house down at Vegas this year.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Minnesota on December 12, 2007, 06:03:00 AM

(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/Acerimmer2006/ClassyDalek.jpg?t=1197385554)

Impractical Canes: "Not just for pimps anymore!"

Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 12, 2007, 06:20:14 AM
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/Acerimmer2006/ClassyDalek.jpg?t=1197385554)

"Bring the spaceship around, James."
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Fifthrate on December 12, 2007, 11:34:20 AM

(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/Acerimmer2006/ClassyDalek.jpg?t=1197385554)

Monopoly just got a whole lot more interesting.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Doctor Who? on December 12, 2007, 11:44:57 AM

(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/Acerimmer2006/ClassyDalek.jpg?t=1197385554)

Monopoly just got a whole lot more interesting.

LOL!

Mr.E.Dalek dresses up to try and impress the bank manager so he can get a loan for a new Space ship.
Title: Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
Post by: Fifthrate on December 12, 2007, 12:49:23 PM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/Avesfox/lbtandknightsofni.jpg)

In the latest release of Monty Python and the Holy Grail see the deleted "Dinosaur