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Title: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: LordZordec on August 01, 2010, 12:46:40 PM
As the darker ying to the yang of the "The Good and the Beautiful" thread, I present the exact opposite - the BAD and the UGLY.  What things in your life could you do without?  What things should have never been invented?  What makes the world a less beautiful place?  (BTW, when I say ugly, I am not necesserily talking about people, though on occasion this could be included...)

So, to start us out...

The bad...to this day as an adult, I literally do a full body shudder just thinking about this stuff... :speechless:
(http://www.setmyownprice.com/images/Robitussin%20Cough%20&%20cold%20.jpg)

The ugly...
(http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/lebaron.jpg)

You get the idea now?  OK, have at it...
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Darth Geek on August 01, 2010, 06:55:18 PM
The Bad:
Michael Bay
(http://img.webthrowdown.com/throwdowns/michael-bay-650-2.jpg)

The Ugly:
AMC Pacer
(http://www.automotto.org/images/amc_pacer.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: LordZordec on August 02, 2010, 05:47:26 PM
The bad...
(http://www.shoutmouth.com/content/colin/nerds/barrymanilow.jpg)

The ugly...
(http://compeve.com/images/zune_30gb.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 02, 2010, 07:16:19 PM
The Bad:
Michael Bay
(http://img.webthrowdown.com/throwdowns/michael-bay-650-2.jpg)

Wow...I didn't know that Bay looked like John Wood.

(http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsW/18674.gif)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Tripe on August 03, 2010, 03:42:24 PM
The Bad:
(http://www.cerealmarshmallows.com/imgs/AUT_3806.JPG)
Cereals containing Marshmallows

The Ugly:
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/Forum%20Furniture/Krauthammer20C-Photo2028high20res20headshot29.jpg)
Charlie Cabbagemallet
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Darth Geek on August 03, 2010, 04:33:10 PM
The Bad AND the Ugly:
(http://video.portlandfilm.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tommy.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: LordZordec on August 04, 2010, 03:10:29 AM
The Bad - black jelly beans.  :o
(http://x58.xanga.com/5bdf60e0d7136239660979/w189598253.jpg)

The ugly - UGGS!
(http://www.wintercoatsjackets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/UGG-Boots-For-Women-Bellvue.JPG)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Courtney on August 04, 2010, 06:48:56 AM
The bad:

(http://www.muranakafarm.com/img/inside_products_cilantro1.jpg)

Cilantro

The ugly:

(http://inyourface.ocregister.com/2009/08/31/lara-flynn-boyle-quiz-facelift-or-lip-implants/files/2009/08/lara_flynn_boyle-0308-vh1dotcom-per-famepictures.jpg)

Lara Flynn Boyle's face falling off
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 05, 2010, 10:25:02 AM
The Bad
(http://austinfisher.50webs.com/images/Cleef.jpg)

The Ugly
(http://www.gunsandtacos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Tuco3.jpg)

I know, too obvious, but I thought I'd beat others to the punch.
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: LordZordec on August 05, 2010, 07:19:39 PM
Sayyyyyy...whos that good looking guy in the top photo???

The bad...
(http://intanzalani.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/grease.jpg)

The ugly...
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3225/2698028002_ed757debb6.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Tripe on August 05, 2010, 07:22:44 PM
The bad...
(http://intanzalani.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/grease.jpg)

Nowhere near as bad as the original stage version, oy.
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Darth Geek on August 05, 2010, 08:09:50 PM
Sayyyyyy...whos that good looking guy in the top photo???

The bad...
(http://intanzalani.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/grease.jpg)
:P Couldn't agree more.
The ugly...
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3225/2698028002_ed757debb6.jpg)
"The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries."
"Who ever heard of a Snozzberry?!"
-Look Salt, I swear to God I will cut you!
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 05, 2010, 09:38:34 PM
The bad...
(http://intanzalani.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/grease.jpg)
:P Couldn't agree more.

Wow!  I thought I was the only one!!!!
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 05, 2010, 09:46:51 PM
The bad...
(http://intanzalani.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/grease.jpg)
:P Couldn't agree more.

Wow!  I thought I was the only one!!!!

Nope.  Definitely not. 
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: FordPrefect on August 06, 2010, 02:54:38 AM
The bad...
(http://intanzalani.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/grease.jpg)
:P Couldn't agree more.

Wow!  I thought I was the only one!!!!

Nope.  Definitely not. 

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 06, 2010, 05:19:11 PM
The bad...
(http://intanzalani.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/grease.jpg)
:P Couldn't agree more.

Wow!  I thought I was the only one!!!!

Nope.  Definitely not. 

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Valid points, all.  But she's in no position to mock "go nowhere" subplots with some her reviews.
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Darth Geek on August 06, 2010, 09:13:14 PM
The bad...
(http://intanzalani.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/grease.jpg)
:P Couldn't agree more.

Wow!  I thought I was the only one!!!!

Nope.  Definitely not. 

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Valid points, all.  But she's in no position to mock "go nowhere" subplots with some her reviews.
Agreed.
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: LordZordec on August 07, 2010, 02:35:24 PM
And equally as horrible from the same lead actor...  :speechless:
(http://api.ning.com/files/9T6XxioNhiJoRRfzb8BkdqdO5hbRkX0yI*FCviGY0HzyAK0LeC9174n*NZCrlRAiCdz1j1-PJwzy5FikMKY-VlmtnHDkWl8e/46264_3.jpg)

The ugly...Newark, NJ
(http://blog.nj.com/hudsoncountynow_impact/2008/06/large_skyway.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 07, 2010, 04:44:32 PM
And equally as horrible from the same lead actor...  :speechless:
(http://api.ning.com/files/9T6XxioNhiJoRRfzb8BkdqdO5hbRkX0yI*FCviGY0HzyAK0LeC9174n*NZCrlRAiCdz1j1-PJwzy5FikMKY-VlmtnHDkWl8e/46264_3.jpg)

It's official now, right?  He's made more bad films than good?
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: goflyblind on August 07, 2010, 04:45:17 PM
barry pepper?
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: LordZordec on August 09, 2010, 05:53:18 AM
Quote
It's official now, right?  He's made more bad films than good?

Yeah, I could go for that...
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cudK8MwW64I/Sd_2sXdTyaI/AAAAAAAAPsM/3A07tMCmVKU/s400/ca_d_93202_0_WildHogs.jpg)

Or let us not forget this unforgivable crime...
(http://popularmoviedownloads.com/images/watchhairspraymovieonline-3.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Darth Geek on August 09, 2010, 06:03:03 AM
While I've never seen the movie (and never have any intention to) I always saw him doing that as being daring and trying something fun and totally different in his career. After all, he's not likely going to become another Eddie Murphey doing fat suit comedies all the time. Although in that fat suit he does fit the Ugly part of this thread. *shudder*.

The Bad:

(http://www.crawdaddy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bad.jpg)

The Ugly:

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sZLcIpbOHIU/0.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Courtney on August 09, 2010, 02:08:51 PM
Or let us not forget this unforgivable crime...
(http://popularmoviedownloads.com/images/watchhairspraymovieonline-3.jpg)


Shut the face. I love that movie. (filed under: shameful things)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 09, 2010, 03:02:17 PM
Or let us not forget this unforgivable crime...
(http://popularmoviedownloads.com/images/watchhairspraymovieonline-3.jpg)


Shut the face. I love that movie. (filed under: shameful things)

Travolta doesn't ruin the movie - but he doesn't help it that's for sure.

And, of course, the original is ten times better.
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: LordZordec on August 09, 2010, 07:18:16 PM
Quote
Shut the face. I love that movie. (filed under: shameful things)

Here in this thread, it is our policy to show respect to everyone's viewpoint regardless of whether we agree with it or not because it is important to be tolerant of...(snicker)... :) ...of other peoples... ;D...other peoples... :D HA HAAAA HA HAAAAA HAAAA!!!

No no...Im sorry.  You can like that movie if you...HA HA HAAAAAAA...  :D

You saw Hairspray and you...LIKED IT!  And your not ASHAMED OF IT!!!  :D (begins suffocating from laughter)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Darth Geek on August 09, 2010, 08:38:41 PM
Well, LordZordec is dead. What harm will HAIRSPRAY inflict next!
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 11, 2010, 06:18:24 PM
The Bad
(http://blogs.westword.com/cafesociety/candycorn.jpg)

And the Ugly
(http://www.lewrockwell.com/rogers/phyllis.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: RoninFox on August 11, 2010, 06:28:06 PM
The bad:

(http://www.gamersace.com/images/SNES-Shaq-Fu-Cartridge.jpg)

The ugly:

(http://ducalucifero.altervista.org/baron.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: LordZordec on August 11, 2010, 07:00:14 PM
The bad -
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iA4CY5eDmo4/SX9oILg0SDI/AAAAAAAAAqQ/of8XEbTCJ9w/s400/5961.gif)

The ugly -
(http://skyko.org/bigfoot.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 18, 2010, 12:46:06 PM
The Bad:
(http://www.campussqueeze.com/userfiles/Slackers.jpg)

The Ugly:
(http://www.bpmmagazine.net/wp-content/gallery/kesha/img_5779.jpg)

I kind of think you can switch these and it still works.
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: LordZordec on August 24, 2010, 05:38:45 AM
The bad...
(http://io9.com/assets/resources/2007/10/The%20Postman.jpg)

The ugly...old olive green appliances.
(http://www.howtogetridofstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/how-to-get-rid-of-old-appliances.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 24, 2010, 05:52:08 PM
The ugly...old olive green appliances.

The official name of that color was/is "avocado",

We had a kitchen just like that when I was growing up...straight from Sears.   :gouge:
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: LordZordec on August 24, 2010, 06:19:00 PM
I had applianced like this in my apartment in 2004.  It wasnt the nicest place in town.
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 24, 2010, 08:06:38 PM
I had applianced like this in my apartment in 2004.  It wasnt the nicest place in town.

You know it's from that era and not just a repainted item if the paint job starts out darker at the edges and gets lighter as it goes toward the center.

And when I was really little my Grandparents had one of those stoves from the short "Young Man's Fancy" with the burner that tuned into a deep well cooker.  I remember it was cool.  Like a crock pot built into the stove.
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: LordZordec on August 25, 2010, 07:58:27 PM
These are the sorts of stoves you pull out to replace and find decades old skeletons of mice, clusters of cob webs, dead bugs, rat turds, that small toy you lost when you were in the third grade, and other clumps of unidentifiable grey filth. 
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 25, 2010, 08:21:00 PM
These are the sorts of stoves you pull out to replace and find decades old skeletons of mice, clusters of cob webs, dead bugs, rat turds, that small toy you lost when you were in the third grade, and other clumps of unidentifiable grey filth. 

 ???

Um....apart from the dust bunnies....no.   You pulled out the stove whenever you pulled out the fridge to clean the coils on the back (makes them much more efficient).
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: LordZordec on August 26, 2010, 05:20:45 AM
What!?!  Clean behind the stove and the fridge before its time to replace them?  That's crazy talk!  I suppose you probably washed the walls or shampooed the carpets occasionally too...

Comi... ::)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 26, 2010, 07:08:32 PM
The Bad
(http://torvald.gjovaag.com/2009ECCC/TrollECCC2009_RobLiefeld.jpg)

The Ugly
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2hx3uc7.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 26, 2010, 07:23:37 PM
The Ugly
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2hx3uc7.jpg)

 :gouge: :gouge: :gouge: :gouge: :gouge: :gouge:
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 26, 2010, 07:39:45 PM
The Bad
(http://torvald.gjovaag.com/2009ECCC/TrollECCC2009_RobLiefeld.jpg)

Yes, I agree. "No hotlinking" is annoying. ;)

Quote
The Ugly
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2hx3uc7.jpg)

Rob Liefeld's crimes against art are innumerable.
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 26, 2010, 10:57:07 PM
The Ugly
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2hx3uc7.jpg)

Rob Liefeld's crimes against art are innumerable.

Seriously, he must have pics of someone in the comic hierarchy....the only question is are they with a dead girl or a live underage boy?
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Tripe on August 27, 2010, 05:34:54 AM
Nah Linefilled gets work because he reliably meets deadlines. True, what he turns in is horrific, but he turns it in consistently and that's what endears him to those commissioning his work.
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Darth Geek on August 27, 2010, 06:49:32 AM
Nah Linefilled gets work because he reliably meets deadlines. True, what he turns in is horrific, but he turns it in consistently and that's what endears him to those commissioning his work.
True. And his "art work" was deemed cool at the time (cue 90s Kid).

Woooow, Captain America reeeeally represents the streeength of America, man!
And in this side you can see all his muscles. Their not hidden by that shield. Seriously, why doesn't he just use a guuun. Like a reeeeally biiig guuun.
Wait, what's that black bar...Duuude, not radical.
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 27, 2010, 05:48:39 PM
Nah Linefilled gets work because he reliably meets deadlines. True, what he turns in is horrific, but he turns it in consistently and that's what endears him to those commissioning his work.
True. And his "art work" was deemed cool at the time (cue 90s Kid).

Woooow, Captain America reeeeally represents the streeength of America, man!
And in this side you can see all his muscles. Their not hidden by that shield. Seriously, why doesn't he just use a guuun. Like a reeeeally biiig guuun.
Wait, what's that black bar...Duuude, not radical.

Roid-Heads don't need guns.
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: LordZordec on August 29, 2010, 08:21:38 PM
The bad...
(http://blogs.villagevoice.com/pressclips/steroidfreak400.jpg)

The ugly...
(http://musclenfitness101.com/images/bodybuilding_female.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 29, 2010, 08:33:51 PM
The bad...
(http://blogs.villagevoice.com/pressclips/steroidfreak400.jpg)

 :gouge: :gouge: :gouge: :gouge: :gouge:

That's not real, is it? 
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Darth Geek on August 29, 2010, 09:04:23 PM
The bad...
(http://blogs.villagevoice.com/pressclips/steroidfreak400.jpg)

 :gouge: :gouge: :gouge: :gouge: :gouge:

That's not real, is it? 
Of course it's not real. There is no way his sack would be that big after all that.
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Invader_quirk on August 30, 2010, 05:44:01 AM
The bad:
(http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/13_leno_lgl.jpg)

The ugly:
(http://www.erplc.com/uploads/image_bank/Shelldon_hl.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 30, 2010, 04:59:08 PM
The bad...
(http://intanzalani.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/grease.jpg)

Tuned past this just now.....

During "Beauty School Drop Out" Frenchie is told that only a hooker would want to be worked on by her.

Who does Sandy's makeover...Frenchie.  And what does Sandy look like at the end (especially by 1950's standards)....?
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 31, 2010, 06:46:51 PM
The bad...
(http://blogs.villagevoice.com/pressclips/steroidfreak400.jpg)

Hey, I already put up a Liefeld drawing.
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 01, 2010, 11:39:49 PM
The Bad AND the Ugly....

Quote
Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus to Remake 'Grease?'

30 August 2010 3:36 PM, PDT | Celebuzz.com | See recent Celebuzz news

Starring in a 3D concert movie isn't cutting it for Justin Bieber. The teen dream wants to remake the much-loved musical Grease, with none other than Miley Cyrus as his leading lady. "It's been talked about a lot over the years but it would be awesome to play Danny," Biebs told Britain's The Sun. With Biebs in the John Travolta role of tough guy/closet romantic Danny Zuko, he's gunning for Miley as the object of his affection, Sandy Dumbrowski, (played in the film version by Olivia Newton-John.) "I would go for Miley Cyrus without hesitation," he said. "She can sing, dance and act."

Wait.....Sandy's name was Dumbrowski?
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: LordZordec on September 02, 2010, 05:27:54 AM
The Bad AND the Ugly....

Quote
Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus to Remake 'Grease?'

30 August 2010 3:36 PM, PDT | Celebuzz.com | See recent Celebuzz news

Starring in a 3D concert movie isn't cutting it for Justin Bieber. The teen dream wants to remake the much-loved musical Grease, with none other than Miley Cyrus as his leading lady. "It's been talked about a lot over the years but it would be awesome to play Danny," Biebs told Britain's The Sun. With Biebs in the John Travolta role of tough guy/closet romantic Danny Zuko, he's gunning for Miley as the object of his affection, Sandy Dumbrowski, (played in the film version by Olivia Newton-John.) "I would go for Miley Cyrus without hesitation," he said. "She can sing, dance and act."

Wait.....Sandy's name was Dumbrowski?

(http://planetsmilies.net/vomit-smiley-31.gif)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: CrowTeeRobot on September 02, 2010, 10:17:14 AM
The bad. (Downright awful, actually.)
(http://canigetasample.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/hot-pockets.jpg)

The ugly, but oh, how I love him.
(http://thehorrorgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ron-perlman.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: LordZordec on September 02, 2010, 06:36:11 PM
The bad. (Downright awful, actually.)
(http://canigetasample.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/hot-pockets.jpg)

WHAT!?!  Were you born without a soul!?!  Hot Pockets of ANY kind are an explosion of happiness in every bite.  At least half of my body mass is a direct result of Hot Pockets.

You want bad?  Here is baaaaaaaaaaaad...
(http://www.wish-bone.com/images/dressings/large/1394.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Bob on September 02, 2010, 06:41:42 PM
I love the hot pocket on their boxes that are so full they appear round....... Then the actual hot pocket is as thin as a pancake
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 02, 2010, 07:10:17 PM
I love the hot pocket on their boxes that are so full they appear round....... Then the actual hot pocket is as thin as a pancake

They never are as good as they look on the box...but I don't know that they're that thin.   :)   And as long as you stick with the pepperoni ones....

BTW, I keep trying to think of stuff for this thread.....

Kind of funny since everyone says that I'm so negative, you'd think this would be right up my alley.
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: LordZordec on September 03, 2010, 05:44:14 AM
Quote

They never are as good as they look on the box...but I don't know that they're that thin.   :)   And as long as you stick with the pepperoni ones....

BTW, I keep trying to think of stuff for this thread.....

Kind of funny since everyone says that I'm so negative, you'd think this would be right up my alley.

Don't worry.  I am sure if you try really hard and put your mind to it, you can be more negative than all of us! (fake smile)  ;D  We believe in you...
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: LordZordec on September 08, 2010, 03:01:22 AM
OK, lets jump start this jilapi again...

So bad, it almost drove me to insanity the summer I had to watch a spoiled brat child...
(http://bazanye.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/medium_barney.jpg)

The ugly...but given a choice, I would rather be locked in a dungeon with this creature than the monstosity above...
(http://moviepatron.com/blogimg/jun07/rancor.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Action Batch on September 08, 2010, 05:01:17 AM
(http://moviepatron.com/blogimg/jun07/rancor.jpg)

Awwwwwwwwwww, puppy!!!
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: goflyblind on September 08, 2010, 08:16:36 AM
whoozza good boy?
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: Darth Geek on September 08, 2010, 04:23:09 PM
Wanna bone? Yez you do. Yez you do!
I'll lower this gate so there is less of a draft. There, isn't that bet-Oh...uh...crap...
Title: Re: The Bad and the Ugly
Post by: LordZordec on September 11, 2010, 09:14:38 AM
No no no...its OK...puppy is just SLEEPING.  So, we are going to let the puppy take a nice nap in the toilet...WOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh!!!! (clun-clun-clunk!)

Hey!  You wanna get some ice cream and then go to the pet store!!!