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Title: Are you guys talkin' about Bill Brasky?
Post by: Thrifty on July 29, 2010, 07:52:00 PM
Since the guys just riffed Bill's favorite movie, The Boy in the Plastic Bubble starring John Travolta, I was reminded of the Bill Brasky sketches from Saturday Night Live about a decade ago.  The theme was that these drunken businessmen would tell stories about Bill Brasky, a real pinnacle of manliness.  They're kinda like Chuck Norris jokes, only the focus is not so much on physical toughness as it is just bizzare.  Here's some samples:

At the Holiday Inn. (http://www.hulu.com/watch/69478/saturday-night-live-bill-brasky-holiday-inn)
At an airport bar. (http://www.hulu.com/watch/69477/saturday-night-live-bill-brasky-airport-bar)
At a Little League game. (http://www.hulu.com/watch/70821/saturday-night-live-bill-brasky-little-league)

So, anyone got any interesting Bill Brasky stories?
Title: Re: Are you guys talkin' about Bill Brasky?
Post by: Darth Geek on July 29, 2010, 08:13:11 PM
I hadn't even heard of Bill Brasky before the Hor-Riff-ic iRiff of Gremlins referenced it and I looked it up. Funny stuff. The awkward silences are the funniest part, though.
Title: Re: Are you guys talkin' about Bill Brasky?
Post by: D.B. Barnes on July 30, 2010, 12:03:27 AM
"I'll never forget the time I went bowling with Brasky, and when the ball retriever malfunctioned, he picked me up, jammed his thumb in my ass and put the other two fingers god only knows where...but dammed if he didn't launch me down the lane to pick up a 710 split!

"TO BILL BRASKY!!!"


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IioaAQE1XBY/SucxPzt-XMI/AAAAAAAAABA/m5-O8Eol7Vc/s320/scotch+glass+1.JPG)
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Title: Re: Are you guys talkin' about Bill Brasky?
Post by: Thrifty on July 30, 2010, 09:36:12 AM
You know Brasky eats lightning and farts thunder.
Title: Re: Are you guys talkin' about Bill Brasky?
Post by: Darth Geek on July 30, 2010, 09:55:22 AM
You know when I fart I bleed a little. I think I have a serious medical problem.