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RiffTrax Discussion => Individual RiffTrax Discussion => Troll 2 => Topic started by: Variety of Cells on January 31, 2007, 08:10:34 PM

Title: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: Variety of Cells on January 31, 2007, 08:10:34 PM
Don't have time to sift through the thoughts topic?  Have a poll fetish?  Can't read?  No worries.  Just rank your Rifftrax here.

And don't forget to vote again on the actual Rifftrax page, where you purchase the Rifftrax.  Some of you might wonder why I bother making these polls any more if Rifftrax now has official polls that have cute little yellow stars.  The answer is simple; consistency my friends, consistency.  And plus, here you can justify your vote.
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: Tarantulas on February 01, 2007, 12:07:31 PM
heh... votes before the riff has even shipped!
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: Bob on February 01, 2007, 12:09:54 PM
Well gee, they are at least giving Rich a fair shake!    :-",
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: BathTub on February 01, 2007, 12:40:50 PM
Wasn't me this time, I haven't had the chance to sit down and watch the entire thing yet, but the intro alone is worth more than 1. I think Lowtax does a decent job. Someone is just being an ass.
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: Pak-Man on February 01, 2007, 01:13:24 PM
Maybe the dude who posted a full review somehow over on the thoughts thread?
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: torgosPizza on February 01, 2007, 01:35:49 PM
I'm not sure how he could've seen it because the files aren't available for download through the cart system yet.

So either he did something he shouldn't have done, or he's messing with ya.
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: Tarantulas on February 01, 2007, 03:18:06 PM
I'm not sure how he could've seen it because the files aren't available for download through the cart system yet.

So either he did something he shouldn't have done, or he's messing with ya.

I'm sure he based it on the free preview.
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: Cloake on February 01, 2007, 05:11:54 PM
Maybe you should start this thread after the track is released.
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 01, 2007, 05:14:25 PM
maybe its lowtax and his self esteem is lower than it ought to be.

Cheer up lowtax we like yea.
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: Variety of Cells on February 02, 2007, 12:24:59 AM
Maybe you should start this thread after the track is released.

But then I run the risk of some one else getting impatient and created their own poll topic which decreases the amount of votes I get on my poll, throwing off its accuracy. 

P.S.  But I can lock voting, which I did.  And I can clear the votes, which I also did.  If they really did hate it, they can vote again.
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: SaucyRossy on February 02, 2007, 12:42:49 AM
Maybe you should start this thread after the track is released.

But then I run the risk of some one else getting impatient and created their own poll topic which decreases the amount of votes I get on my poll, throwing off its accuracy. 

This is sad.
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: FBX on February 02, 2007, 03:20:47 PM
you can unlock it now.
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: Variety of Cells on February 02, 2007, 09:32:44 PM
Maybe you should start this thread after the track is released.

But then I run the risk of some one else getting impatient and created their own poll topic which decreases the amount of votes I get on my poll, throwing off its accuracy. 

This is sad.

You're telling me.  I almost cried when I didn't have the most votes on my poll.

Oh, and it's unlocked now. 
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: WaffleTron on February 02, 2007, 09:55:42 PM
well, even though this is the Rifftrax I liked the most, I was surprised to see that my vote of an 8 was actually the lowest of the 3 votes right now.  yeah this was hilarious, but i'm saving my 9s and 10s for rifftrax that are just as funny and packed with jokes as MST, which may never happen.  joel and mike topics tore MSTies apart in the 90s so hopefully MST vs Rifftrax won't be a new thing, I have to assume they go hand-in-hand that if you like one you like the other, or at the very least if you like Rifftrax you like MST.  Rifftrax is great, I keep buyin them, but they're still not quite as funny as MSTs are, IMO.  I'm sure it has to do with it having gone from being written by say 9 or 10 people to now BASICALLY just Mike or Mike and Kevin.  Sure, Mike was head writer all along, but it must be insane writing riffs every single week practically alone.
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: Janitor on February 03, 2007, 04:54:49 AM
I dunno. This one had it's moments. But my favorite is still Reign of Fire. Big hammy helpings of Matt. What an assface.
(http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/reign_fire/28.jpeg)
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: mrbasehart on February 04, 2007, 09:40:39 AM
Decent, but not great.  There is a lot of potential, however...
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 04, 2007, 02:36:59 PM
interesting that those two 1 votes havent come back lol
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: Oceaniclost on May 13, 2007, 08:26:35 AM
I finally watched this, this morning...WOW! so freaking crappy(the movie that is)

the rifftrax was great!!(gave it an 8)
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: Thrifty on October 27, 2007, 03:57:07 PM
I can't decide if I like this movie better with or without the riffs.  Even without, the movie is just so laughably cheesy.  The acting is just so awful.  The characters are so deplorable.  The writing is so confusing.  Wtf was that thing with the corn, and that thing with the baloney sandwich. and did nobody question why their food was always covered with toothpaste?  I busted a gut laughing at half these scenes without even paying attention to the riffs.

10/10
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: Minnesota on October 28, 2007, 11:26:57 AM
Perfect 10
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: CM916 on June 03, 2008, 04:46:25 AM
I actually laughed several times, that's extremely rare for me so this gets a ten. I still may need therapy though.
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: RoninFox on June 03, 2008, 05:00:29 AM
This is tough, because it's just plain hard to watch this.  The riffing is hilarious, but like Manos its just hard to sit through no matter how much funny is going on.

I'll go 8 I suppose.
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: ninjacat11 on August 09, 2008, 03:46:59 PM
I'm going to have to give this a perfect ten. Even without the Rifftrax, Troll 2 is a laugh riot. It's just such a terrible movie that I'm starting to think it was secretly intended to be a comedy.
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: Kabibble22 on April 11, 2010, 09:23:39 PM
First 10 I've given out.  This reminds me of the type of movie that I loved MST for.  My favorite at the moment.
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: CJones on May 09, 2010, 02:38:21 PM
They really should have done this on MST3K. Reminds me so much of Hobgoblins, but even worse. However, this certainly isn't one of my favorites. I was very impressed with Rich though.

I give it an 8. The movie itself may have been hilariously awful, but the riffing was, while good, certainly not 10 worthy. 
Title: Re: Rank-a-Riff
Post by: Smith Dr John Smith on February 19, 2012, 05:17:53 AM
I gave it an 8,pretty good but the movie was so horrid.

Favorite line?

MY DAD WANTS TO EAT YOUR NUTS YOU HOMO!  Pretty much sums up the lack of logic in this movie.