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General Discussion => Music: The Universal Language? => Topic started by: LordZordec on April 10, 2010, 11:03:33 AM

Title: Colotic Remakes
Post by: LordZordec on April 10, 2010, 11:03:33 AM
In the spirit of the diarrhea song (You running up to first and you feel something burst...), I have come up with a few other songs regarding the one common experience that truly ties all humans together, from young to old, from rich to poor, man or woman...we all have to poop.  So, here goes my first song, sung to the tune of Tears for Fears' Shout


Shart, Shart, Muddy Fart
Blew my un-der-wear apart
Now come on.
Its happened to you.
Come on!!

Now its lunch, little cash,
Almost totally broke.
Burrito combo, super size.
On the train, riding home,
20 stops, 40 miles,
My colons about to BLOW!
I squeeze it in, doesn’t help,
The trains just moving to SLOW!

Then I had to Shart! Shart!  Muddy fart!
Crapped all over the commuter car!
Now come on,
Its happened to you!
Come on!!!

Like to share any of your own colotic riff songs?