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Title: Charlie Swan, The Motion Picture
Post by: Cosmic Muse on March 29, 2010, 03:01:09 AM
Maybe it's because I love Billy Burke as Bella's long suffering (Boy does Bella make the poor guy sufffer!) dad, but I think a spinoff movie chronicling just his adventures alone would be much more exciting than the melodrama of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. I've even been thinking of writing fanfictions featuring Charlie and his quest for love and justice in Forks.
Title: Re: Charlie Swan, The Motion Picture
Post by: Scribblesense on March 29, 2010, 11:18:40 AM
Write some fanfiction about his glorious mustache.
Title: Re: Charlie Swan, The Motion Picture
Post by: Moca Java on April 02, 2010, 07:02:37 PM
I loves me some Charlie. The love between him and Billy is so beautiful, they should totally make Brokeback Twilight. Also, he has a porn 'stache. How can you not love a guy with a porn 'stache?
Title: Re: Charlie Swan, The Motion Picture
Post by: Scribblesense on April 09, 2010, 12:45:46 PM
I loves me some Charlie. The love between him and Billy is so beautiful, they should totally make Brokeback Twilight. Also, he has a porn 'stache. How can you not love a guy with a porn 'stache?

Porn 'stache is only cool if you don't actually do porn.
Title: Re: Charlie Swan, The Motion Picture
Post by: cfkane on May 13, 2010, 05:34:28 PM
They should follow up on that throwaway joke from the first movie and pair Mr. Swan with Stan Marsh's dad.

(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee87/MOSxJ3FF/RandyMarsh.jpg)