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Title: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on January 25, 2007, 03:02:41 PM
Okay, here's the deal:  you come up with a piece of trivia that is completely not based on reality.  Here's some examples:

Pickles are actually cucumbers that have been soaked for up to and including 9 hours in arsenic.

Jackie Chan controls 98.7% of the world's supply of cuban cigars.

Fischer Space Pens all contain a secret compartment that, when opened, releases a quick-acting stun gas which leaves victims temporarily knocked out and paralyzed.

Trash cans have only been in use since, like, 1991, but everyone acts all like they've been around since, like, forever.

It is against the law in some states (including Louisiana) to play Zydeco music between 4:00 am and 4:03 am.

Teenaged boys who post on blogs really do all have girlfriends in Canada.  Seriously.  Don't let the fact that you've never met them or talked to them on phone or even seen a picture of them make you think that they're totally made up.  Put the thought out of your mind.

Ironically, Barbara and David Mikkelson, the creators of the popular Urban Legend debunking site Snopes.com, narrowly escaped death at the hands of a hook-handed serial killer while necking inside their car on a stormy night on an isolated bluff overlooking the city.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 25, 2007, 03:14:20 PM
ironically spiderpeople of mars are more closely related to our elephants than to our spiders (ya i know its a qoute but i like it ;)  )
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on January 25, 2007, 03:15:34 PM
They call it Dr Pepper because of the perscription strength drugs they contained in the 1800s. This continued until Mr Pibb was created in 1927 as an over-the-counter substitute. Also, it was sprinkled on food to keep it tasting fresh!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: J-Proof on January 25, 2007, 05:24:52 PM
The fanciful version of Santa Claus that the world has come to love actually exists, but his soul is owned and operated by the Coca Cola company, who has been sneaking doses of hallucinogens into their soda cans since 1969.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 25, 2007, 05:39:29 PM
Pink Floyd intentionally created DSOTM to match The Wizard of Oz as a perfect and subliminal soundtrack. This is hinted at by the light beam going through the prism and becoming a spectrum showing the colors of the rainbow, which alludes to the movie's famous song, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow."

Also, there are really only about 6 species of bat. The rest are just being nitpicked.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: mrbasehart on January 25, 2007, 05:43:43 PM
There's no such thing as rectal thermometer's.  Doctors just like to put things in people's asses.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on January 25, 2007, 05:54:19 PM
Turns out nobody licks Tootsie Roll pops to begin with.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on January 25, 2007, 08:39:45 PM
Infinity is not the largest number. Start a line going east into infinity. Then go west a mile and start a second line going east into infinity. They both never end, but the line that was started to the west is clearly a mile longer. However many miles THAT is is the biggest number. :^)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on January 25, 2007, 09:23:29 PM
Puffins are penguins who don't have the balls to live in Antarctica.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tarantulas on January 26, 2007, 07:17:00 AM
Mike Neslon's navel can hold an entire quart of bean dip.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Grillslinger on January 26, 2007, 07:55:50 AM
This just in!

Lindsay Lohan to Star in Everything

Actress Linday Lohan, currently going through rehabilitation, is excited to get back on the scene, especially since her agent has arranged a deal with some major studios that is the first of its kind.

"she'll be in every movie," says Randal P. Nowotni, Lohan's agent. "With today's technology, it can be done."

Nowotnie first had th idea while reading an article about a possible production starring a digitally created Bruce Lee.

Lohan is thrilled with the idea. "I get to be Princess Leah," she exclaims. "I'm also going to be Mia in Pulp Fiction and (squeals with delight) Trinity in The Matrix!"

Nowotni is excited to see Lohan in some of his own favorite movies. "She'll also star in The Birds, Rear Window, play Lt. Ripley in the Alien movies."

In order to push the campagn along, the movies will no longer be available in their original form. "Those older ones suck anyway," says Lohan. "The ones Randy likes. Bot not for long!"

These changes are expected to take place within the next two years.

Ass. Press
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on January 26, 2007, 11:39:40 AM
It is a common misconception that the Amish can never use modern technology.  According to their official charter, the Amish can start using modern technology "...as soon as the last Scotsman lies dead."
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 26, 2007, 11:41:18 AM
Girls with really big eyes and pink hair and tiny waists and enourmous knockers like in anime really exist but the men of japan are hiding them from us due to those womens incredible lust for intercourse.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on January 26, 2007, 11:44:04 AM
Cottage Cheese is named thusly because it can be made with various things found around the house. While the cottage element proves true, there IS no actual cheese in it! To make Cottage Cheese, first find a cottage, then get some milk from the fridge, pour it on some packing foam, and leave it out in the sun for 2 hours.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: J-Proof on January 26, 2007, 11:59:37 AM
While the existence of spoons and the Matrix is actually in question, the more pressing and globally disturbing investigation revolves around the truth behind whether or not the world cares anymore.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tarantulas on January 26, 2007, 12:52:44 PM
J-Proof is actually the nephew of famous silver screen wookiee Chewbaccaa
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 26, 2007, 01:38:37 PM
Mike Neslon's navel can hold an entire quart of bean dip.

We said FAKE trivia. ;)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 26, 2007, 01:39:03 PM
Tarantulas is actually cousin to Chad Vader...
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on January 26, 2007, 01:49:42 PM
Montana is just a big government conspiracy. There is no Montana. The government paid Arby's to market the Big Montana just to perpetuate the myth. Everyone who says they're from Montana is acting, and if you drive to Montana, you're actually driving to a giant Montana-Sized fabrication of a state. All the residents there are actors, very carefully trained to make you believe they're from Montana. Even some of THEM believe it!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 26, 2007, 01:59:32 PM
Montana is just a big government conspiracy. There is no Montana. The government paid Arby's to market the Big Montana just to perpetuate the myth. Everyone who says they're from Montana is acting, and if you drive to Montana, you're actually driving to a giant Montana-Sized fabrication of a state. All the residents there are actors, very carefully trained to make you believe they're from Montana. Even some of THEM believe it!
That sounds suspiciously like New Mexico engaging in counter-propagada type espionage.  I point of fact it was a resident of Montana that exposed the truth about Roswell and Area 51....
(oops... I said 'area' didn't I?)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 26, 2007, 02:04:05 PM
Battlefield Earth is widely considered to be the greatest story ever told.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: mrbasehart on January 26, 2007, 02:06:14 PM
Canadians are actually Americans who drink diet Coke.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 26, 2007, 02:07:22 PM
Canada is where american and briton store all their "second tier" citizens
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 26, 2007, 02:11:57 PM
Animals have the ability to develop accents due to their environment. The documentary Fievel Goes West gives a perfect example of this phenomenon.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tarantulas on January 26, 2007, 02:14:04 PM
"Secret Agent Super Dragon" was original a musical about the life and times of a 1930's Chicago-land barber named Samual Jenkinston.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: mrbasehart on January 26, 2007, 02:15:22 PM
Tarantulas are fastest land creatures in the world.  They just don't like to show off.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 26, 2007, 02:20:09 PM
mrbasehart is the allies the queen mum likes to use while "surfing" the net
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 26, 2007, 02:21:58 PM
sarcasm_made_Easy, the book written by David Spade, held the top spot on The New York Times best seller list longer than any other book in the history of the list.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: J-Proof on January 26, 2007, 02:23:32 PM
J-Proof is actually the nephew of famous silver screen wookiee Chewbaccaa

Tarantulas knows far too many things for his own good, which is why we snuck an alien offspring into his burrito.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 26, 2007, 02:25:34 PM
The video game Pac-Man was originally suppose to be a documentary about a subterranean race discovered by Finnish geologists in 1976. The footage was sent to the U.S. production company Namca to be circulated but was received by game developers Namco and was developed into the game we know and love today.

Interesting sidenote: Pak-man actually belongs to this race and is the last surviving progeny of these misunderestimated peoples.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 26, 2007, 02:26:12 PM
The J-Proof  Stephan hawkins newest theorem prooving once and for all that cheese is in fact an intelligent living creature.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 26, 2007, 02:29:48 PM
Kodiak's sole purpose of joining the rifftrax forum was to watch Tarantulus reach 3000 posts in an absurdly short amount of time.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 26, 2007, 02:31:31 PM
High-ranking members of the Rifftrax Roundtable will be given $1,000,000 each for being so darn cool.

 ;)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tarantulas on January 26, 2007, 02:54:56 PM
J-Proof is actually the nephew of famous silver screen wookiee Chewbaccaa

Tarantulas knows far too many things for his own good, which is why we snuck an alien offspring into his burrito.

daltysmilth is actually a A.I. gestalt being controlled by a secret agency with no government ties, and infinite resources.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tarantulas on January 26, 2007, 02:57:00 PM
High-ranking members of the Rifftrax Roundtable will be given $1,000,000 each for being so darn cool.

 ;)

This one is actually true.. the trouble is that it's paid in yearly installments of 5 cents.. so with all the Rifftrax I've bought, I'm in the hole for the next 7,000 some odd years.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 26, 2007, 03:00:19 PM
Quote
daltysmilth is actually a A.I. gestalt being controlled by a secret agency with no government ties, and infinite resources.

I guess it takes one to know one

http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php?topic=274.0
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on January 26, 2007, 03:02:06 PM
Ancient Egyptians believed that getting bitten by a small dog really sucked.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tarantulas on January 26, 2007, 03:04:27 PM
All Tim and Eric productions for Cartoon Network are carefully screened by a panel of wild boars prior to its initial broadcast.  If no boars die, it is put on the air so that viewers may use it as a timer to know when you are exactly 15 minutes away from actual entertainment.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 26, 2007, 03:55:01 PM
Coming Soon... Mike and Kevin will announce that at the next 'Live' event, they wiil Riff a double feature.... The New Zoo Revue & Bananas In Pajamas.......
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tarantulas on January 26, 2007, 04:12:56 PM
"Rifftrax Live" (an on going series of live riffing with MST alums Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett) is coming soon to <insert town near you> for a 2 night showing of <insert movie you've been dying to see get the treatment> tickets are free to Rifftrax forum members, along with an open bar and free personalized toaster art courtesy of DisEbaudio.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 26, 2007, 04:15:17 PM
you dont want a good strong drink five minutes after landing in any deployed location.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on January 26, 2007, 04:23:16 PM
The video game Pac-Man was originally suppose to be a documentary about a subterranean race discovered by Finnish geologists in 1976. The footage was sent to the U.S. production company Namca to be circulated but was received by game developers Namco and was developed into the game we know and love today.

Interesting sidenote: Pak-man actually belongs to this race and is the last surviving progeny of these misunderestimated peoples.
Yes. The Dig-Dugians took us down in the first war of Zaxon. Many a weooweooweooweoo woop woop was heard that day...
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 26, 2007, 08:00:08 PM
The video game Pac-Man was originally suppose to be a documentary about a subterranean race discovered by Finnish geologists in 1976. The footage was sent to the U.S. production company Namca to be circulated but was received by game developers Namco and was developed into the game we know and love today.

Interesting sidenote: Pak-man actually belongs to this race and is the last surviving progeny of these misunderestimated peoples.
Yes. The Dig-Dugians took us down in the first war of Zaxon. Many a weooweooweooweoo woop woop was heard that day...
They had the power to convert organic matter into inorganic matter, right?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 26, 2007, 09:24:19 PM
By the year 3000, mankind will be an endangered species hunted down by tall, dreadlocked aliens who think they're in a Star Trek movie, but are sadly mistaken.


Also, mankind is currently being posessed by alien beings called "Thetans", and the teachings of Scientology are needed(along with an absurd amount of money) to get rid of them.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 26, 2007, 10:04:51 PM
By the year 3000, mankind will be an endangered species hunted down by tall, dreadlocked aliens who think they're in a Star Trek movie, but are sadly mistaken.


Also, mankind is currently being posessed by alien beings called "Thetans", and the teachings of Scientology are needed(along with an absurd amount of money) to get rid of them.
Geez... they washed up at a Klingon language camp.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 27, 2007, 01:07:03 PM
Dolphins: one of the smartest mammals on Earth.  Do they wear pants?  No! But they *wish* they did.  That's how smart they are!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 27, 2007, 04:12:32 PM
The body sees a hernia as a series of ones and zeros..
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: mrbasehart on January 27, 2007, 04:13:54 PM
Fans of Star Trek are 80% less likely to get laid before the age of 30.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 27, 2007, 04:15:54 PM
Spacemen just don't look at home in a breakfast nook.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 27, 2007, 04:19:34 PM
coffee has not actual caffine in it, its all physchosymatic, and a big gov. conspiracy/joke
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on January 27, 2007, 06:28:37 PM
Whales are the only mammals whose digestive system runs on an internal combustion engine.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 27, 2007, 08:25:22 PM
Probation isn't a right, it's a privilege, Like stretch pants.   
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 28, 2007, 10:31:44 AM
Porn (or pornography to the scientists out there), contrary to popular belief, is not the most used search word on the internet. The most used search word is entheogenic.


(http://www.emperorshotz.com/nbc_the_more_you_know.jpg)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 28, 2007, 10:59:40 AM
Red flare at night, lizards fight, Red sky at morning, monsters take warning.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 28, 2007, 11:00:20 AM
Rodeos are the opiate of the masses.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 28, 2007, 01:08:01 PM
I think you got this thread confused with the Mindless Talking in Riddles (http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php?topic=1069.150;topicseen) thread, Serveaux.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: mrbasehart on January 28, 2007, 01:21:42 PM
Peoples' opinions on Internet forums, no matter how crazy, are always 100% true. 
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 28, 2007, 02:30:20 PM
The above post is a lie!

That will really bake your noodle. Grandfather PARADOX!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 28, 2007, 02:31:04 PM
Grandfather paradox has colon cancer
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tarantulas on January 28, 2007, 04:08:44 PM
Conner once banned a Rifftrax forum member just for snoring too loud.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 28, 2007, 08:04:12 PM
Windows Vista is the biggest leap forward in computing history.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 28, 2007, 08:15:13 PM
Untrue! System 7 is by far the pinnacle of computer technology...
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tarantulas on January 28, 2007, 08:16:38 PM
hmm... we seem to be slipping...
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 28, 2007, 08:17:05 PM
Coffee is believed to be a magical substance in some Indian cultures.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 28, 2007, 09:59:50 PM
If marihuana, or reefer as the youth call it, is smoked, it will cause insanity and murderous rampage, accompanied by omnipotent jazz music.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 29, 2007, 05:24:09 AM
In September of 1987, Plans were started to create a new kind of television show.  Convinced that more testing was needed, a lesser known series of experiments took place. Prior to the pitch tape for "Mystery Science Theater 3000" being created and sent to KMTA, and before unleashing it on an unsuspecting populace, double blind experiments utilizing guinea pigs.  Well actually, the local pet store was out of guinea pigs at the time, but there was a special on rabbits that week. In any event, one inescapable conclusion was reached after an exhaustive amount of research had been accumulated and compiled.  Their conclusion was, "People are more attentive and make for better audience members than rabbits..." Thus endeth the previously unrevealed history of...

 "Hare-Brained Productions" 
<Jack Palance>*wheeze* Beleive it, *wheeze* or naught......</Jack Palance>
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on January 29, 2007, 11:36:23 AM
The reason the Whig Party failed was because they were just too awesome for America to handle at the time.  Whig leaders said that they would reform the party "when America [was] ready for the awesomeness."  As yet, America has not attained the correct level of readiness.

Every year, the average man unknowingly swallows more than 40 metric tons of broken glass.

Bernie Taupin only reunited with Elton John when John Anderson, lead singer of the progressive rock band Yes threatened to devour his soul.

Every offensive racist stereotype in the world was actually created by one man.  His name is Steve and he lives in Duluth.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 29, 2007, 04:07:08 PM
Oh yeah, Steve. He was also the inventor of the Eggo.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Bartender on January 29, 2007, 07:39:22 PM
The poodle is the largest mammal on Earth... and this one is the current governor of Caliphornia.
(Thanks Al.)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 30, 2007, 02:12:48 PM
A human can survive in a desert for a veritable infinite amount of time by ingesting it's urine and fecal matter repeatedly.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Grillslinger on January 31, 2007, 06:32:27 AM
Who let the dogs out? I did.

I let the dogs out.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tarantulas on January 31, 2007, 08:54:50 AM
Rifftrax stickers are used are currency in some former Soviet block countries.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 31, 2007, 09:19:15 AM
In the year 2095, humans will have sprouted wings.


Just FYI.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Grillslinger on January 31, 2007, 10:26:14 AM
Mr. Torso is actually a living, intelligent torso floating in a tank of Nozz-a-la Cola.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on January 31, 2007, 10:40:55 AM
The first words spoken on the moon are often misquoted because the audio cut out. The actual words are "This is one small step for a really big man, and one giant leap for a man kind of the size of an Ewok." Lucas knew this, and would go on to breed real creatures for Return of the Jedi and name them after Buzz's made-up word.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hobbit on January 31, 2007, 11:19:50 AM
Much like the Superman appearances in Seinfeld, all movies made by media giant 20th Century Fox contain a rudimentary lathe of some sort, much like in this scene from "There's Something About Mary."

(http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30051b&ip=4898af99&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dep.state.fl.us%2Fparks%2Ffolkfest2002%2Fphotos%2Fdemo-davebarriger.JPG)

Also, there is now a brain chip which releases feelings of repetitiveness, as well as anger towards all of humanity directly into your cerebral cortex.  It is being touted as a phased cure for MMO addiction, similar to the nicotine patch.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tarantulas on January 31, 2007, 11:35:35 AM
Fake trivia is official dead due to people confusing it with the Random Talking in Riddles thread.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on January 31, 2007, 12:35:11 PM
The entire country of Denmark has been known to disappear without explanation, only to reappear weeks later dissheveled and smelling of cheap Irish whiskey.

Evel Knievel has an evil twin.  His name?  Nyce Knievel.  No, just kidding.  It's actually Ted.

Indonesian New Wave artist Taco is completely unaware that he shares his name with a popular Mexican/American food item. 

Nudists occasionally have nightmares where they're at school fully dressed.

Every single song ever written is actually about drugs, except the song "Cocaine", which is the only song ever written that has nothing whatsoever to do with drugs.

Somewhere right now there's a guy named Dick Johnson who has no idea why people keep giggling at the sound of his name.

After successfully hunting an animal, it is traditional for a hunter to eat a piece of its heart to gain its courage, a piece of its brain to gain its wisdom, and some ice cream because ice cream is yummy.

Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Bartender on January 31, 2007, 05:05:59 PM
Ardvarks have actually changed every single reference book on the face of the earth so that their name "Aardvark" comes first.

If you expose your baby to the sound of an old fashioned type writer (click-click-click-click-click-CHING-click-click) they will grow up to kill and eat yourself and possibly others. If this exposure lasts less than twenty seconds they may only grow up to enjoy torture.

The Fox executives hate the elderly.

Six hundred Panda Bears are slaughtered each day to pull practicle jokes.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 31, 2007, 07:11:13 PM
In 1999, It was announced that Disney, along with DIC Entertainment, one of its' subsidiaries was to produce a Live-Action Sailor Moon Movie.  It was to star Julia Roberts as the film's main villain, Queen Beryl.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on February 01, 2007, 07:37:48 PM
Carl Sagan spent every Tuesday of his life in a Kentucky Fried Chicken from the time it opened in the morning until the time it closed at night.

The three most recent governors of Delaware were housecats.

Even though plants are incapable of emotion, most botanists agree that cypress trees are filled with hate.

Pogs are totally due for a comeback. 
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 01, 2007, 07:39:44 PM
Thomas Edison was a kind, gentle man.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 01, 2007, 07:52:07 PM
Maltese males are of a masculine nature.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 01, 2007, 08:52:22 PM
All the drugs advertised on Television are completely safe for everyone to ingest, and have absolutely NO side-effects whatsoever. Especially Provasic.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 01, 2007, 09:40:16 PM
Don't forget Rotadixilin. ;)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 03, 2007, 11:48:15 AM
Uwe Boll is a filmmaker that is ahead of his time...
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 03, 2007, 11:50:15 AM
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Uwe Boll is a filmmaker that is ahead of his time...

that is the SCARIEST thing i have EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER heard.


back on topic: Walruses is actually spelled walrusi
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on February 03, 2007, 02:19:34 PM
Wouldn't that be Walri? :^)

If you eat a lot of pop rocks and chug 'em down with some root beer, you will become immortal!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on February 03, 2007, 09:50:34 PM
Cocker Spaniels are the only breed of dog capable of solving complex algebraic equations.  But they suck at Trig.

90% of Americans claim they have neither seen, met anyone who comes from, or have ever been to Omaha, Nebraska.  Interestingly, only 7% of Lithuanians make the same claim.

Sociology is totally not a bunch of bullcrap. 

Carl Reiner's saliva contains 84 of the deadliest poisons known to man.

Martin Van Buren originally got his hair cut like that as a joke.  He wanted to see if anyone said anything.  When no one did, he kept it like that, laughing himself to sleep each night at the fact that everone avoided mentioning it.  John Forsyth almost brought it up once, but he stopped when Van Buren fixed him with a menacing glare.  As soon as his Secretary of State left the room, however, the wily Van Buren burst into seemingly unyielding fits of giggles.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 04, 2007, 09:04:40 AM
Al Gore invented the internet.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: mrbasehart on February 04, 2007, 09:20:49 AM
People use the "Fake Trivia" thread to pad their post count.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 04, 2007, 10:00:30 AM
People use the "Fake Trivia" thread to pad their post count.

And "Mindless Talking in Riddle" and "Quote Something!" threads, plus any "Welcome to the forum!" or "Photo riff" posts.

Yes folks, the possibilities are endless!!!

 ;D
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 04, 2007, 10:28:52 AM
I heard Lenny Kravitz pads his post count.. oh wait, never mind, it's his crotch that he does that to.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on February 04, 2007, 10:42:42 AM
Phillip Eubanks of Muncie, Indiana recently completed a task once deemed impossible by eating just one LaysTM Potato Chip.  This is, perhaps the most unprecendented stunt in snack food consumption since 1999 when James Knowlson of Sarasota, Florida stopped once he had "popped" a PringlesTM Brand Potato Chip into his mouth.

While scientists have discovered a cure for both the Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu, they are still years away from finding a treatment for Boogie Fever.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 06, 2007, 12:01:36 PM
When lackeys turn on their masters they become bulletproof.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 06, 2007, 12:51:49 PM
Everything Thom Serveaux posts makes complete sense.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: J-Proof on February 06, 2007, 02:34:48 PM
Mike Nelson can divide by zero.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: mrbasehart on February 06, 2007, 03:39:52 PM
Mike Nelson can divide by zero.
So can I.  0 divided by 2 = U U
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 06, 2007, 05:23:19 PM
Nice


Mike can riff a movie so hard that it will cease to exist.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 06, 2007, 05:32:42 PM
While it's true that dividing by zero can create a calamity such as a black hole that erases all existence. 
If you sub-divide by zero it will happen twice as fast...
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on February 07, 2007, 09:04:20 AM
Hypnotists don't hypnotize the people they bring up onstage into doing crazy things.  They hypnotize the audience into believing the people onstage are doing crazy things.

The only reason humanity continues to exist is because it pleases Patrick Warburton that we do so.

Books existed for over 200 years before people realized you were supposed to read them.  Before that, they'd just throw them at people, or rip out the pages to make spitballs.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 07, 2007, 09:10:33 AM
Donald Trump's hair is a living, breathing entity.

In actuality, it is an alien, and Donald is the host, which explains some of his eccentric behaviour.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on February 08, 2007, 12:51:08 PM
Websters has been changing the spelling of "experience" to "experiance" and back for YEARS just to mess with us.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: J-Proof on February 08, 2007, 12:54:03 PM
Mike Nelson discovered that the square root of negative one is actually toast, which is the second cousin of pi.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on February 08, 2007, 01:07:21 PM
I discovered that are post counters have gone missing.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 08, 2007, 01:08:50 PM
I discovered that are post counters have gone missing.

I think they're getting tired of all the filler in our many posts...

 :)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 08, 2007, 01:09:33 PM
lol, i guessed they missed it when i said Ill still be here posting just as much
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 08, 2007, 01:18:57 PM
I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 08, 2007, 01:27:26 PM
Quote
I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.


thats not fake not fake at all.  If you think legitmately about it, your first impression is when you statistacally least likely to have a decent informed opinion about anything.  (sorry that just a pet peeve of mine)




in other news alan greenspan to be named new earth overlord.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on February 08, 2007, 01:52:19 PM
Quote
I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.


thats not fake not fake at all.  If you think legitmately about it, your first impression is when you statistacally least likely to have a decent informed opinion about anything.  (sorry that just a pet peeve of mine)




in other news alan greenspan to be named new earth overlord.

Wait, he's not already?  Then why did he make me sign that contract promising him my firstborn?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on February 08, 2007, 03:03:43 PM
Bruce Campbell is the King of the Moon.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on February 09, 2007, 12:31:26 PM
By unhinging her jaw, Julie Andrews can devour a live, fullgrown African Bull Elephant.

Mike Nelson's full name, according to his birth certificate, is "Michael Jo- Ow!  Sonofabitch!  You Rolled The Chair Right On My Foot, You Bastard!  John Nelson."  It is believed that someone rolled their chair over Mike's father's foot right as he was telling the person filling out the birth certificate what his newborn son's name was.

94% of the pictures you see in SomethingAwful's Photoshop Phriday are actual, undoctored photos.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: J-Proof on February 09, 2007, 05:01:32 PM
The Least-Spoken/Written Vowel in the English Language:

Recent studies from the South Campus Grammar Quadrant of Harvard University have shown that the least-used vowel in the English language is the letter "U." Research conducted by the SCGQ-HU estimates that the Letter "U" is either spoken or written internationally (by English-speaking countries) ~55 billion times per day, which illustrates a significant decrease from the Letter "U"'s previous average of ~300 billion uses per day. This decline has left the Letter "U" at the bottom of the vowel usage list, where it used to sit at a happy third place behind the Vowels "E" and "A."

When asked for his speculation by ABCBCBS journalists, Mon Seigneur Cedric Nabokov, PhD of the South Campus Grammar Quadrant (Oxford Chapter) gave the following explanation: With the intense growth of electronic mail and other web-based forms of communication, the English language has been slurred to often-times neglect the Letter "U." With quick anagrams such as "lol," "imho" and "roflmao," other vowels are provided plenty of air-time, while the vowel "U" is left sitting in the corner.

When questioned about her opinions on the matter, the Letter "U" refused to make an official statement regarding her plans for increased Letter "U"-usage campaigns. She hinted that the decline in her air-time may be due to her royalty and licensing costs which have remained unchanged for decades, and no longer compete with the fees of other inflation-conscious vowels in the English Language.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 09, 2007, 06:46:55 PM
A gut-shot model will often hide in the woods for up to three hours...
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 09, 2007, 10:57:47 PM
And on the Eighth day, God created Guiness. And it was good.

And God saw that Guiness made his people happy, and did cause them to dance in a silly fashion, and He was pleased.

And lo, God then coined the term "brilliant".


Amen.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 09, 2007, 11:08:44 PM
Mucilage tastes just like sweet honey...
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 10, 2007, 08:55:08 AM
Breakfast is the most boring meal of the day
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on February 13, 2007, 11:04:41 PM
It is completely possible to slam a revolving door.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on February 20, 2007, 01:00:44 PM
Most people can't distinguish between the two, but the Crocodile Hunter was actually the Alligator Hunter.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Moose on February 20, 2007, 01:10:16 PM
It is completely possible to slam a revolving door.

Pervert!

Two plus two is not five, it's six!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on March 15, 2007, 05:56:35 AM
Scientist at MIT have now concluded that despite earlier warnings, you should indeed pick at it.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: ChrisHanel on March 15, 2007, 06:41:24 AM
Listening to a back to back session of Whitney Houston's "Didn't We Almost Have it All" and "And I Will Always Love You" at full blast with closed ear studio headphones causes sterility in 58% of men tested, and doctors are seeking FDA approval as a substitution for vasectomies.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on March 15, 2007, 08:16:06 AM
It is illegal in most of Spain to venture outside wearing more than three hats.  Ironically, it is also illegal in most of Spain to venture outside wearing less than four hats.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on April 01, 2007, 06:16:03 PM
Approximately 378% of statisticians habitually pad their statistics to make them sound more impressive.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: mrbasehart on April 02, 2007, 04:28:41 AM
Pigeons are grey because they've evolved to City living.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on April 02, 2007, 05:22:37 AM
The Vatican revealed today that the Catholic church is nothing but an elaborate prank pulled on the world. The pope was quoted as saying, "Man you should have see your faces!"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 02, 2007, 09:35:43 AM
John Conner sent back terminator model Cuaron to bring us the cautionary documentary Children of Men. We, like fools, grazed on popcorn while we watched it and said "Huh? What's a fishes?"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 02, 2007, 12:19:48 PM
Walruses are the only mammals that can sneeze with their eyes open.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on April 02, 2007, 12:44:46 PM
 I could have been king, butt I guess in my own way I am king.  Hail to the King baby!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Cibernético II on April 03, 2007, 05:48:32 AM
The Finnish word for "crisis" is also the word for  "predicament". Wierd huh?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 03, 2007, 06:44:39 AM
Penguins migratory patterns have changed over the last 500 years. They were originally spotted in the Galapagos during the 1700s where they were given the title of "Wet-Birds".
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on April 03, 2007, 08:35:57 AM
Every time you read something printed in yellow, it takes one year off your life.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 03, 2007, 08:50:54 AM
Every time you read something printed in yellow, it takes one year off your life.

Unless you highlight it, which coincidentally adds a year to your life, which fills you with pride, which then again takes a year off your life...

All the 50 steps basically cancel eachother out.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: gammer on April 03, 2007, 08:54:09 AM
Most people don't realize that small pieces of coral, attached to the human skull with wood screws, can make any child look like a deer.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Douglin on April 03, 2007, 09:12:38 AM
The otter is the only mammal that is able to play the banjo using instinct alone.

If you were to compress all the water in the world, under extremely high pressure, it would be able to fit in the boot of a Citroën 2CV.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 03, 2007, 09:13:43 AM
Leather polish is made from the forehead sweat of kidnapped PETA members.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on April 03, 2007, 10:14:27 AM
If you run up a hill fast enough, you just keep going up. Sonic the Hedgehog has the most realistic physics of any video game ever.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on April 03, 2007, 11:24:53 AM
The producers of the movie Super Mario Brothers were completely unaware that there was a popular video game series with the same name.

...wait a minute.  That one might actually be true.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on April 04, 2007, 04:50:00 AM
According to imdb trivia (which is NEVER wrong): Actually, Super Mario Brothers the Movie was made BEFORE the game. The movie was filmed, editited, and ready to go in May of 1977, but due to a lawsuit from Bob Hoskins, was not able to be released until 1993.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 04, 2007, 09:15:13 AM
Butterflies' vocal cords are on average 3 times larger than a toads.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on April 05, 2007, 03:20:18 AM
In the movie "Philadelphia", Tom Hanks performed all his own stunts.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on April 05, 2007, 08:56:42 AM
Racecar spelled backwards is actually Radar!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on April 05, 2007, 06:31:22 PM
When heated to a certain temperature, Marshmallow Peeps are the most destructive form of explosive known to man.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 05, 2007, 06:33:29 PM
There is a newly discovered element that only exists for a millisecond during the moment when someone first opens the Fresh-Lok seal on a can of Folger's coffee grounds.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Cibernético II on April 05, 2007, 06:48:57 PM
Jesse Ventura is not the only politician of national audience to have participated in professsional wrestling. Abraham Lincoln once held the NWA Texarkana Heavyweight Championship for 7 months until losing the title to Abdullah the Butcher in an electrified cage match.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on April 12, 2007, 07:02:59 AM
Elvis is dead.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on April 13, 2007, 09:02:46 AM
Elvis is alive
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on April 13, 2007, 09:30:44 AM
Elvis is obviously a zombie.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 13, 2007, 11:23:54 AM
Elvis said there was a 20 questions game today.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Steve-O on April 13, 2007, 09:10:30 PM
The famous Lincoln-Douglas debates ended suddenly and decisively when, in lieu of cross-examination, Abraham Lincoln simply stood up, made a complicated hand gesture, and shouted "Yoppo!" with such force that his stovepipe hat shot several feet into the air.

There was, of course, no point in mounting a rebuttal.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sharktopus on April 13, 2007, 11:19:15 PM
Among the many inventions and turns-of-phrase credited to Benjamin Franklin are the "Yo mama..." joke, the Beer Funnel, and the term "Jungle Fever," which he first coined in reference to Thomas Jefferson. Erroneously credited to Franklin is the Hostess Snowball, which was in fact invented in Paris sometime during 1750s. Franklin did, however, introduce the confection to the American Colonies, gladly taking credit for its creation. How many other of Franklin's popular inventions are miscredited? The world may never know, but one thing is certain: the dude knew how to party.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 14, 2007, 04:29:00 AM
Quite fitting, really, for the Founding Fathers WERE indeed, fighting for our right to party.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sharktopus on April 14, 2007, 10:54:44 PM
Quite fitting, really, for the Founding Fathers WERE indeed, fighting for our right to party.

 :clap:
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on April 15, 2007, 04:22:24 PM
Scissors are an economical source of Nitrous Oxide.

Whoopee Cushions were once blamed for starting the Vietnam War.

Meatloaf has the same chemical make up as Lipstick

Gasoline has never been purchased in the state of Ohio.

Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on April 16, 2007, 04:01:40 AM
The hokey-pokey is not what its all about. In actuallity, the hokey-pokey is only 85.7% what its all about.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on April 16, 2007, 05:45:28 PM
The scene in the movie Jesus Christ: Superstar where Jesus (Ted Neeley) starts flipping over tables and wrecking the temple was not in the original script.  Neeley was just mad because Barry Dennen had taken the last of the Jello Pudding Cups, and he completely started flipping out and wrecking the temple scene while they were in the middle of filming.  Director Norman Jewison kept the cameras rolling and filmed the whole thing, and then later, on a whim, decided to insert the footage into the finished film.  It was not until three years later when Jewison started flipping through a Gideon Bible in a hotel room that a similar event had occured in the life of the real Jesus. 

Five and a half hours of the original eight-hour cut of Greed consisted solely of footage of the director mowing his lawn on a riding lawnmower.

James Cameron's Dark Angel was originally going to be a sitcom about a man who lives with a talking, wise-cracking Koala Bear.

Mike Nelson's sweat tastes like Grape Kool-Aid. 

Carpenter bees have been known to wear pants. 

Bob Costas is Kirk Douglas's real father. 
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: mrbasehart on April 17, 2007, 03:05:17 AM
The Fake Trivia thread is about Fake Trivia.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on April 17, 2007, 03:36:54 AM
You can actually catch more flies with pudding than with honey.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sharktopus on April 17, 2007, 03:41:07 AM
During "turkey hunting season," the North American Wild Turkey is, in actuality, hunting us. This is why each year the number of hunters getting shot rises, and the number of turkeys shot falls. The turkeys are, quite simply, getting better with practice. Good job, hunters - you're helping to breed super intelligent killer turkeys.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on April 18, 2007, 04:21:49 PM
87% of all numbers are numerical in nature.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 18, 2007, 06:11:52 PM
Contrary to popular belief, circulating memos via e-mail does NOT save trees.  Trees are staunch Luddites, seasoned protesters, and passionate jihadists who manipulate the media to portray themselves as perpetual victims.  Therefore, every time you send an e-mail, a dozen redwoods spontaneously topple over out of spite.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sharktopus on April 18, 2007, 07:57:45 PM
74% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on April 19, 2007, 04:27:32 PM
The word palindrome is actually a palindrome in the ancient Hungarian language of "three bean salad"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 19, 2007, 05:14:06 PM
Recent studies show that air levels in India differ vastly from the rest of the world. Instead of a 78% Nitrogen 21% Oxygen mixture, they have the reverse of a 78% Oxygen 21% Nitrogen mixture. This gives birth to the infamous Fight Club aphorism, Calm as a Hindu cow.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sharktopus on April 19, 2007, 09:43:57 PM
Ironically, while Hindus are forbidden to eat cows, cows are encouraged to eat Hindus.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on April 20, 2007, 12:50:57 PM
3/5 of the world's turtles speak Japanese with a southern accent.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 21, 2007, 08:52:35 AM
women dont run the world
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hebs on April 21, 2007, 09:42:37 AM
There's no such thing as rectal thermometer's.  Doctors just like to put things in people's asses.

HAHA - it's funny because it's true.

Did you know that typing on a laptop gives you kidney stones?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on April 21, 2007, 11:45:45 AM
Reality shows cause spontaneous combustion.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on April 21, 2007, 02:38:16 PM
The internet was first used in the 17th century by midgets.  Unfortunately, it never caught on world wide until 1962.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 21, 2007, 07:42:08 PM
women dont run the world

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA!  What a ridiculously FAKE piece of trivia!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hebs on April 22, 2007, 10:30:07 AM
Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis were actually romantically involved.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: BathTub on April 22, 2007, 11:00:00 AM
Hell, I would believe that one.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on April 22, 2007, 12:55:15 PM
One of the main ingredients in all Mary Kay products is Platypus urine.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on April 23, 2007, 05:31:04 AM
And one of the main ingredients in platypus urine is Chanel No. 5
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on April 23, 2007, 07:01:36 AM
The only type of human that a dolphin would never kill is a ninja.  And that's only because the ninjas and the dolphins have an unspoken agreement not to kill each other.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: mrbasehart on April 23, 2007, 08:56:03 AM
The sky is blue because it's a reflection of the colour of the sea.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on April 23, 2007, 12:36:49 PM
Ridges in bananas that conform to a human hand prove that  I created bananas.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: msmpls on April 23, 2007, 12:38:28 PM
Smoking pot increases your IQ
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on April 23, 2007, 12:44:45 PM
Sadly, Charles Simms went his entire life without actually writing "The History of My Skin." as suggest by Lt. Col. Frank Slade.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 23, 2007, 03:42:46 PM
Smoking pot increases your IQ

Hey. Check out Carl Sagan.  ;)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on April 23, 2007, 07:25:20 PM
It's a well-known fact that one of the original ingredients of Coca-Cola was cocaine.  What is not quite so well-known is that the current ingredients for Coke include PCP, redrum heroin, and pure opium.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 23, 2007, 07:30:17 PM
Axl Rose is contagious in and of himself. If an open wound comes in contact with Axl Rose, the victim will slowly turn into an Axl Rose-like zombie over the course of several days. Symptoms are similar to those of rabies, and also include one's hair turning cherry blonde, developing a high, scratchy voice and urges to pick fights with strangers for no apparent reason.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on April 24, 2007, 07:16:52 AM
A witch turned me into Axl Rose once.............I got better.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 24, 2007, 09:18:19 AM
At the request of an environmentally-charged singer named Sheryl Crow, the peoples of the world limited their use of toilet paper to one square per any one sitting, thus ending global warming, yet causing a big stink worldwide.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on April 24, 2007, 09:20:17 AM
It is actually better to say something mean than nothing at all.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on April 25, 2007, 03:01:18 AM
Pork is not the other white meat.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sharktopus on April 25, 2007, 03:05:41 AM
Andy Richter will one day star in a long-running sitcom.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 25, 2007, 04:46:05 AM
Andy Richter is not funny.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on April 25, 2007, 08:13:12 AM
Rosie O'Donnel is funny
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 25, 2007, 08:19:19 AM
Dane Cook is the best thing to happen to standup since Richard Pryor.

Ok, now this is just turning into the "veiled sarcasm" thread.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hebs on April 25, 2007, 02:57:31 PM
Smoking pot increases your IQ

Hey. Check out Carl Sagan.  ;)

Yes, but in all honesty, Sagan DID have a hand in saving the mock turtle neck from oblivion.  Sweet, sweet turtle neck.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 25, 2007, 04:12:18 PM
I've got a craving for some Gamera now. ;)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 25, 2007, 04:15:31 PM
Fox's TV show Drive was given a fair chance.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on April 26, 2007, 03:18:22 AM
This is not veiled sarcasm.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on April 26, 2007, 06:21:09 AM
This is not veiled sarcasm.

Uh oh. Sarcasm's lost his mind out in the desert and now is emulating the females of the local villages. ;)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: solidgear on April 26, 2007, 07:38:13 AM
Kevin Murphy's beard is the only one on the planet to whoop Chuck Norris'
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on April 27, 2007, 02:57:56 AM
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer...but so do Kevin's belches. Fortunately, Kevin belches a lot.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Cibernético II on April 27, 2007, 01:32:04 PM
The Kinsey Institute at Indiana University is home to the world's second largerst collection of pornographic materials. Owner of the largest collection: Kevin Murphy.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on April 27, 2007, 02:41:21 PM
All video games contain hidden messages directed towards blind, deaf midgets.

Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on April 28, 2007, 11:26:22 AM
Every time a bell rings, it means Kevin Murphy is taking another shot of liquor.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on April 28, 2007, 11:43:18 AM
The Loch Ness monster and bigfoot are actually mother/father to Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on April 30, 2007, 03:30:35 AM
There is more salt in turkey than in ham.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 30, 2007, 07:24:17 AM
Doughnut holes are made of superdense spherical clumps of dark matter (and powdered sugar).
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on April 30, 2007, 02:01:08 PM
Sugar is made up of ground up teeth.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on May 01, 2007, 08:21:21 AM
Mississippi pronounced backwards is "Ihatekfed"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: robertraur on May 01, 2007, 10:14:30 AM
I used this piece of trivia on a friend of mine:

Strip clubs no longer accept singles.  All bills have to be cashed up to amounts of twenty dollars or greater.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on May 01, 2007, 03:13:16 PM
I used this piece of trivia on a friend of mine:

Strip clubs no longer accept singles.  All bills have to be cashed up to amounts of twenty dollars or greater.
I just slip my credit card into that G-string
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 01, 2007, 03:20:15 PM
I used this piece of trivia on a friend of mine:

Strip clubs no longer accept singles.  All bills have to be cashed up to amounts of twenty dollars or greater.
I just slip my credit card into that G-string

I usually do the same thing...but with a used gift card to a local pharmacy.
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Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on May 01, 2007, 04:05:19 PM
I just use a piece of printer paper that says CREDIT on it.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 01, 2007, 04:06:32 PM
Britney Spears has talent.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on May 01, 2007, 04:08:06 PM
There is one absolutely perfect country in the world where the life and happiness quality of all its citizens are at 100%.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 01, 2007, 04:12:49 PM
snorting black pepper is more effective than steroids.
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 01, 2007, 11:13:24 PM
Snorting Pixie Stix(R) is only slightly less effective than cocaine.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on May 02, 2007, 04:42:08 AM
The most effective form of birth control is abstinance. If you abstain from sex you only have a 15% chance of getting pregnant.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2007, 05:13:14 AM
The most destructive weapon known to man is the Extra Spicy XXXXXL Nacho Burrito. Even taking a nibble of this monster will result in your spontaneous combustion. Larger bites have resulted in small nuclear blasts. :gouge:
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 02, 2007, 01:18:27 PM
The most destructive weapon known to man is the Extra Spicy XXXXXL Nacho Burrito. Even taking a nibble of this monster will result in your spontaneous combustion. Larger bites have resulted in small nuclear blasts. :gouge:

Little known fact:

Hazzah has actually eaten the Extra Spicy XXXXXL Nacho Burrito and had mild nasuea followed by a bout of flatulence.  But thanks to Pepto Bismol, it quickly ceased.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Oceaniclost on May 03, 2007, 03:55:27 AM
Coffee mugs painted black keep liquids hotter longer than coffee mugs painted white
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on May 03, 2007, 04:28:34 AM
The "best if used by" milk dates are randomly chosen by where cow flops land on a calendar.
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Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 02:25:26 PM
Leslie Nielson is actually Amish.

Shakira gains super speed when she hums.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hebs on May 14, 2007, 03:56:34 PM
The people of Morocco fly hover cars and eat their first born.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 04:27:22 PM
Every member of the band "Loverboy" was in fact allergic to cotton, silk, polymer based fabrics, and wool. If they didn't wear leather, they died.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on May 15, 2007, 08:20:18 AM
Soy beans have tiny nipples. This is where Soy milk comes from.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2007, 08:40:28 AM
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is actually an accomplished violinist and chess master.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hebs on May 15, 2007, 12:34:47 PM
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is actually an accomplished violinist and chess master.

He can sing, though!

This is my dad:

(http://ugly-halloween-costumes.com/scary/Wonder-Woman/wonder-woman-big.jpg)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2007, 01:18:19 PM
Free Country, USA, featured in Homestarrunner.com, is inspired by a real town in Arizona that's populated by circus freaks.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on May 16, 2007, 12:44:41 PM
John Lennon's real name is Frederick von Winlsington IV.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: BobEvil on May 16, 2007, 02:35:26 PM
GOD! AGAIN! Look, we can't un-see these things so for God's sake don't post pictures like that! *downs some more alcohol* Between that and the "Glitter" quotes....
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 16, 2007, 07:10:54 PM
Thoth, ancient Egyptian God of the moon, knowledge and time, as well as the weigher of souls, played in a 80's metal garage band called "Rust Hammers."
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on May 17, 2007, 03:30:15 PM
Knights of the British Empire are allowed to perform marriage ceremonies for people... but not just people.  Animals, plants, telephone boxes... you name it!  Sir Ian McKellan, for instance, once married his toaster to his microwave.  The marriage didn't last, however, as the microwave couldn't keep its hands off that hussy, the dishwasher. 
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 17, 2007, 03:56:40 PM
The Creationists are right- dinosaur bones are all hoaxes. What they don't know is that it was Jesus who buried them.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 17, 2007, 04:43:50 PM
All back pain is caused by a lack of chimichangas.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 17, 2007, 05:16:57 PM
Due to some legal problems early in production, the Jeff Goldblum version of "The Fly" was for a time going to have Seth Brundle get into the teleportation pod with a butterfly. Fortunately, the lawyers sorted it out before they started filming.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on May 18, 2007, 01:28:05 AM
Everyone knows that SETI has been searching for extraterrestrial life by beaming signals with our language across the vastness of space in hope of a reply.

What we DON'T know is that an Alien SETI has been beaming their television to US, and they've been the source for every TV show on basic cable since 1998.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 05:16:25 AM
90% of all the Wolves released back into the wild after the government's conservation efforts are actually government made robots.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on May 18, 2007, 10:11:26 AM
In the season 3 finale of Lost, it will be revealed that the "smoke monster" is nothing more than Hurley's flatulance.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 10:59:36 AM
60% of all people who post on forums are actually robots set up by University psychology studies to analyze human interaction. In fact, I'm one. AND SO ARE YOU.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on May 18, 2007, 02:02:45 PM
Everything Rosie O'Donnell has ever said or will ever say is brilliant.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 02:07:49 PM
Dogs can shoot sonic lazers out of their tails, they just haven't realized it yet.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on May 18, 2007, 02:09:36 PM
In the future, all conversation will be accomplished through emoticons:

 ???     :o      8)     :'(    :P    :)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 02:11:13 PM
In the old days, before Cartography and satellites, map only the extremely tall could be map makers.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 18, 2007, 06:07:40 PM
The word "fart" was invented by a Scientist named: "G. Mayawangshuge"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 07:15:23 PM
The word "Wang" was invented by a pianist named "Gordon Fartstaff."
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 18, 2007, 07:47:08 PM
The word 'word' was invented by a goldsmith.

While gold was first discovered by a wordsmith.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 07:58:06 PM
The name Percy was originally invented in an obscure city state in the Holy Roman Empire around 1200 as a punishment for rapists. Unfortunately for several children the world over, in time it's original meaning was forgotten.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 18, 2007, 08:16:28 PM
The very first boxing match took place between a penguin and Charles Barkley's great-grandfather.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 08:22:47 PM
After "Godzilla vs Biollante," they were going to have Biollante star in his own spin off detective show. Unfortunately, before they finished filming the first episode, he was brutally attacked by a roving band of vegans. He died 2 days later at Our Lady of Mutated Plants Hospital. The unfinished pilot will be an extra feature in the next Godzilla film.
Rest in Peace, Biollante.
(http://www.angelfire.com/ga/KingGhidorah/images/Biolante.jpg)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hebs on May 19, 2007, 07:51:49 AM
Postage rates go up because of the overwhelming cost of supplying Krispy Kremes to Newman.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on May 19, 2007, 08:14:10 AM
Photosynthesis is just a fancy word for plant flatulence.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Oceaniclost on May 19, 2007, 08:27:17 AM
shag carpeting actually got it's name from people actually "shagging"(having sex) on the carpet
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on May 19, 2007, 11:07:37 AM
Paul Newman said of all his accomplishments, he's most proud of his salad dressing.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 19, 2007, 01:52:36 PM
Wayne Night said of all his accomplishments, he's most proud of Newman!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 03:08:48 PM
After the short lived "Team Knightrider" TV show was cancelled, the talking vehicles all met tragic ends:
Dante was found in a New York back alley, dead. They killed him for his tires!
Beast wandered into a monster truck rally and was demolished.
Plato died from complications of a routine re- upholstering.
Kat gave birth to Billy Bob Thorton's illegitimate baby.
Domino, in dire financial straits, took a job as eye candy in a rap video. She was found dead three days later, apparently having OD-ed on engine cleaner.

Oh, the price of stardom.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 19, 2007, 04:59:43 PM
In Alaska, every roadhouse security team member must become a certified ninja before working
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 06:21:53 PM
It is legal in Michigan to bludgeon someone with their slide projector if they spend more than five minutes showing you slides.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 19, 2007, 06:47:46 PM
The dust from tissues is actually the ashes from Civil War veterans.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 07:26:36 PM
While the idea of little elves making radios work is absurd, they are in charge of ringtones.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 19, 2007, 08:08:30 PM
Bananas are the fruity of munchkins.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 08:15:06 PM
Clowns are actually circus trash Golems. Wrappers, old cotton candy, cigarettes, old condoms, hot dog bits.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on May 19, 2007, 08:54:39 PM
The the original title of the film "Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle" was going to be "The Dandelions of Autumn", and it was to be a period drama set in the 1940's in rural Glouchester, England starring Kate Winslet and Emily Watson.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 19, 2007, 08:54:47 PM
Although not an official sponsor, Big Bob's Ale is the main source of income for the New England Patriots.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 08:56:07 PM
The fabric of yearbook paper warps over time. You didn't really look that terrible in high school!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 19, 2007, 08:58:31 PM
Hangnails are the work of angels.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 09:02:30 PM
Jack Nicholson has a beautiful singing voice.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on May 19, 2007, 09:09:23 PM
9 out of 10 dentists agree that the 10th dentist only disagrees just to be an a**hole.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 09:11:49 PM
On Saturdays, the people who plan to tape "Meet the Press" the next day have an orgy to lighten the mood. Don't try to imagine that.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bluefalcon74 on May 19, 2007, 09:19:03 PM
Unicorns love all of God's creatures. Except kittens. They %#$@ing HATE kittens.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 05:42:18 AM
The Black Plague was a cover up for a massive alien abduction. There are currently colonies of humans in medivel garb out in the Alpha Centuri star system.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 05:54:09 AM
The planet "Gorfandrostha" is a lush, almost full forest planet ruled by the evil "Unicorn Goblin"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 06:14:27 AM
Vanilla Ice, contrary to popular belife, is actually black. Jay Z, on the other hand, is Inuit.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Oceaniclost on May 20, 2007, 07:45:30 AM
Shoes ACTUALLY have souls
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hebs on May 20, 2007, 07:45:53 AM
9 out of 10 dentists agree that the 10th dentist only disagrees just to be an a**hole.

 :D AHhaha

6 out of 7 proctologists agree the 7th just wants to cop a feel.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Oceaniclost on May 20, 2007, 07:48:01 AM
proctologists actually hide things in people's butts
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 08:05:27 AM
Kissing a Tasmanian Devil will cause you to gain two inches.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Oceaniclost on May 20, 2007, 08:53:57 AM
Quote
Kissing a Tasmanian Devil will cause you to gain two inches.

Where exactly?  ;D

Cutting Boards were actually invented cause people kept getting hurt by doing it on their laps
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 09:15:53 AM
Then they'd have to go kiss a T. Devil.

All the actors in "My Dinner With Andre" did their own stunts.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 03:20:16 PM
Little known fact:

All the skydivers did their own acting in the smash hit film: 'The Skydivers'
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 03:28:45 PM
Mickey Mouse is based on a terribly deformed janitor in Walt Disney's first workplace.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 05:52:39 PM
A regulation baseball bat is comprised of wood, paprika, beaver feces, and recycled toilet paper. (yes, even the aluminum ones)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 06:12:48 PM
As seen in nearly every film to feature them, Dwarves do indeed all have scottish accents.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 06:24:15 PM
It is illeagal in the state of Kentucky to own a picture frame without a picture of a happy person displayed.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on May 20, 2007, 06:32:32 PM
Will Ferrell once walked across the surface of a lake just to retrieve a wayward frisbee that the wind had carried in there as his friend tossed it.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 06:34:29 PM
Jim Carrey was quite upset to find out that everyone thought 23 was a horror thriller. He considered it his most subtle comedy to date.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 07:13:39 PM
Bill Cosby only smokes peppermint flavored cigars.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 07:25:51 PM
According to the Old Testament, you can even get tired of Manna from Heaven, if you have to eat it every day.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 08:00:31 PM
Canned tuna is neither tuna or canned.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 08:13:43 PM
"Gappa," generally considered a crappy Godzilla rip off, is in fact a documentery, but no one belived the film makers, and they were forced to present it as fiction.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 08:20:27 PM
Dynamite is made of cinnimmon.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 08:38:08 PM
In defiance of the laws of physics, televisions make great frizbees.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 08:41:55 PM
Belly buttons actually don't contain buttons.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on May 20, 2007, 09:03:15 PM
The Aztecs believed that cutting oneself on one's own blade was pretty darn stupid.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 09:51:04 PM
Television cures the common cold.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 04:51:30 AM
VIETNAM WAS FAKED BY THE LIBERAL MEDIA!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Oceaniclost on May 21, 2007, 08:49:59 AM
The lightbulb was actually invented, after someone got an idea and a glowing device popped ontop of their head, and decide to use it for light
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on May 21, 2007, 09:05:13 AM
Most of the fighting in the Spanish American War took place in Maine. No one knows why.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bluefalcon74 on May 21, 2007, 07:21:12 PM
Trace Beaulieu once snapkicked Bob Saget in the face on the set of America's Funniest Home Videos.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 21, 2007, 07:24:11 PM
Generations of robots have claimed ALF as their leader.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 07:30:18 PM
Carrie Ann Moss got the part of Trinity after she demonstrated her ability to hover in mid air for 10 seconds.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 21, 2007, 07:41:59 PM
Patrick Swayze did all his own stunts...in Donnie Darko
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 08:00:09 PM
Steve Martin had white hair as far back as tottlerhood.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Oceaniclost on May 22, 2007, 04:45:02 AM
in the olden days, people actually gathered around the radio and riffed
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 22, 2007, 04:51:33 AM
John the Baptist was considered the Elvis of his time, which was quite remarkable in as much as Elvis wouldn't be born for about another 2000 years.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 22, 2007, 04:22:57 PM
Ghandi did a dead-on impression of Pepe La Pew
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 22, 2007, 04:50:43 PM
If your first and last names are alliterative, you probably have super powers.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 22, 2007, 04:57:08 PM
There are actually no words in any language that contain vowels.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 22, 2007, 05:05:16 PM
The Battle of Hastings had a 10 minute truce in it when one of the soldiers found a baby bunny lost on the field. After the bunny was caught and released outside of the zone of danger, the fighting resumed.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 22, 2007, 05:46:20 PM
Ice is actually frozen lard.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 22, 2007, 07:04:12 PM
"Hello" is Brittish for "wallet." When in England, it is good manners to yell "HEY, JACKASS!" at the top of your lungs when meeting new people.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 22, 2007, 07:16:59 PM
A regulation NFL football weighs 88lbs. and is assembled by donkeys
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 22, 2007, 07:24:26 PM
Rodan, pictured below, was the mind and hands behind Rodan's "Thinker." Some puny human got credit.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/rodan/rodan6.jpg)

Also, judging from the picture, Rodan was also "Lord of the Dance."
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on May 23, 2007, 12:49:38 PM
Human beings are the only animals that copulate face-to-face. However, all mammals smoke afterwards.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 01:15:22 PM
Iowa is fictional.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 23, 2007, 06:08:59 PM
Martin Scorcese and Robert DeNiro have never met.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 06:19:46 PM
Every one of the Baldwin brothers are adopted, each from different parents.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 23, 2007, 07:02:01 PM
Bullets are often made of compacted cheez whiz
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 07:19:46 PM
You can boost your immune system by injecting extremely tiny sunglasses into your bloodstream. The white blood cells put them on, and they get more cool and confident.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 23, 2007, 07:27:55 PM
The lungs serve no purpose in the human body.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 07:42:26 PM
Washing your hands to avoid infection while preforming surgery is a placebo.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 23, 2007, 07:50:48 PM
76% of brain power is directed towards growing pubic hair.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 08:16:04 PM
25% of most forign wines have at least one crushed slug in them.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 23, 2007, 08:23:33 PM
Television was invented by the Amish
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 08:31:05 PM
The Grim Reaper is not an allegory; in fact he lives in a duplex in Florida.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on May 24, 2007, 09:38:47 AM
Mike Nelson is not a real actor. In fact, he was an elaborate puppet built by Best Brains, Inc. To this day, his wife and kids still do not know this.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on May 24, 2007, 09:41:32 AM
Thor, you interrupted the Junkyard-Hazzah tagteam. They were going for a world record!  ;)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 10:29:24 AM
Hazzah and Junkyard have already achived the world record for the "Junkyard-Hazzah tagteam." There wasn't much competition, really.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 24, 2007, 03:53:01 PM
The Junkyard/Hazzah tag team is ruler of Toledo, Zimbabwe, AND southeast central Duluth, Minnesota.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 07:20:24 PM
Iceland is the only true world power. We're all just their puppets.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 24, 2007, 07:22:03 PM
The Chicago Bears and Minnesota Vikings are likable teams.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 07:29:07 PM
As many parents have suspected, both Hot Wheels and My Little Ponies toys are capable of sexual reproduction. If you buy them more than one, expect to have more than 2.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 24, 2007, 07:31:09 PM
Hot Dogs are made of pure elephant tusks.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 07:37:39 PM
Earth's Geodynamo is actually powered by one giant Lava Mouse.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 24, 2007, 07:42:10 PM
Nipples on men have over 1000 uses.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on May 24, 2007, 08:08:37 PM
The actors who appeared in Captain Kangaroo never actually existed.  The entire program was the result of a mass-hypnosis experiment performed by the government on the American people.  Pictures taken of TV sets supposedly showing the Captain Kangaroo program show only empty sets.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on May 25, 2007, 09:48:32 AM
Hazzah and Junkyard were offered a government grant to make up trivia. The last census showed that our nation was severely lacking in trivia and it the government didn't intervene, we would completely run out by 2012. Keep up the good work gentlemen!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 25, 2007, 02:20:22 PM
Work ,work, work.
Anyway,
George Carlin is actually a muppet puppeteered by Rush Limbaugh
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 05:30:57 AM
The AmazingThor invented the fart
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 05:50:03 AM
AmazingThor, way back in the 60's forced Stan Lee and Jack Kirdby to do a comic about Thor at hammer- point. The rest is history.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 03:40:50 PM
Kristanna Loken broke all of Schwarzennegger's ribs on the set of T3.  The world wept.  She did the same to Nick Stahl and nobody gave a shit.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 03:48:35 PM
Cherry Garcia Ice Cream is not in fact made with cherries, but, as many have speculated, pure joy.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 04:44:39 PM
Shrek is actually based in part on Adolph Hitler while Donkey is based upon Stalin.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 06:26:16 PM
...Prince Farquad was based, obviously, on Churchill.


Chucky from "Child's Play" was in fact not a puppet, but a real voodoo-made living doll. He is currently screaming violent obsenities in a cage stuck behind the boat from "Anacondas 2" in a warehouse in Hollywood.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 06:41:38 PM
Dennis Franz was once a stunt double for Sylvester Stallone.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 07:00:09 PM
Bumbles have their madula oblongotas placed just so that if their teeth are removed, they lose most of their aggresive and sexual drives.



Also, they bounce.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 07:29:07 PM
The esophegus is actually the gluteus maximus, but the names of latin body parts thought it sounded funnier if it was in the throat.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 07:43:09 PM
26% of all people have nothing inside their heads but a mouse on a wheel.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 07:54:15 PM
Fractions don't exsist.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 08:25:47 PM
Shirts lower your life expectancy by 4 years.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 08:34:55 PM
Nipple hair is the cure for the common cold, and is also what makes up most of the worlds dental floss.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 08:35:51 PM
Gold is edible.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on May 26, 2007, 09:24:01 PM
Black licorice is not, however.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 09:42:05 PM
jelly beans were created for the sole purpose of dominating the killer whale.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 05:55:09 AM
Avril Levign's song "Boyfriend," m when played at double speed out of speaker and focused through a funnel, can drill through rock.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on May 27, 2007, 12:52:18 PM
Timothy Zahn prepared to write his famous "Thrawn Trilogy" of Star Wars novels by drinking malt liquor until he blacked out.  When he woke up three days later, the entire trilogy had been written, although he had no recollection of writing it.  All of his subsequent novels, Star Wars and non-Star Wars alike, were written using the same method.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 27, 2007, 02:14:04 PM
Phyllis Diller was once hit on by the Pope.....Pope Leo XI!!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 05:03:30 PM
Pope Benedict XVI's face has, at the time of this post, killed 12 bishops, 243 parish priests, and has set a dog on fire.
(http://www.groonk.net/blog/images/popebenedictglares.jpg)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 27, 2007, 06:05:22 PM
Burning dogs are considered Gods in parts of Alabama
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 06:12:37 PM
Tofu is made of puppy concentrate.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 27, 2007, 06:18:04 PM
Dog feces can remove most stains on clothes.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 06:42:03 PM
"Major Payne" was Damon's biopic.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 27, 2007, 07:12:55 PM
William Shatner was the inspiration for Clint Eastwood's Dirty Harry
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 07:31:14 PM
Shi Tzu's are actually tiny dragons underneath their fur.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 10:15:11 AM
Common household dust is actually made up of old melon rinds
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 10:47:18 AM
The Antichrist was aborted by a 17 year old 20 years ago.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 02:35:28 PM
That lemony smell eroding from your household cleaner is really maple syrup!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 02:37:53 PM
Al Franken is actually made out of crayon wax.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 02:40:31 PM
bleach is made up of diet cola, cactus roots, and hydrocodone
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 02:42:07 PM
In the true story that inspired Beowulf, Grendel was just a grumpy neibor.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 03:51:17 PM
Apple cores are a good source of anthrax
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 04:32:25 PM
Most pieces of modern "Hard Science Fiction" are just Ray Bradbury books that were shown pictures of Jessica Beil naked.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 04:57:51 PM
With a mixture of baking soda, dog food, toenail clippings, and post-it notes, one could realistly make a model of the Sears tower.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 06:41:37 PM
Werewolf movies, by federal law, are required to be bad.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 06:52:33 PM
When commandos sneak around a jungle setting...it's usually because something supernatural is lurking in the woods.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 07:17:47 PM
Soup is not just good food, but great food.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 28, 2007, 08:05:11 PM
Sally Struthers once ate an entire Ethiopian village, she felt so guilty, she decided to be a pitchwoman for charity.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 08:37:24 PM
Sadly, the London theater production of Phantom of the Opera sucks compared to the movie version.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on May 28, 2007, 09:06:52 PM
Dr. Gregory House from the popular TV show was originally going to be a female, and part of her arc was that she was engaged to and would in the course of the first season marry a man named Dr. William Home.  But they changed House's gender after they dropped that arc, because of they couldn't figure out how or why House would marry that man, or as executive producer Brian Singer put it, "We just couldn't figure out how to make our House a Home."

(Wasn't that an unnecessarily large setup for such a lame joke?)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 28, 2007, 09:12:54 PM
Congradulations, you have achived Shaggy Dog.

Consiquently,
The expression "shaggy dog" to refer to a story that exsists soley to deliver a pun did not originate from such a joke whose punchline was "shaggy dog," as the story usually goes. It was instead named for the shaggy dog belived to be the teller of the first of these elaborite jokes. Alchohol was likely involved.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on May 28, 2007, 09:20:21 PM
The character Bubba from Forrest Gump's dialogue about the different types of shrimp was not in the original novel or the final shooting script.  The actor who played him just started ad-libbing, naming all the different types of shrimp he could think of off the top of his head.  Director Robert Zemeckis liked it so much that he added a subplot about Forrest starting a shrimp company in honor of his friend, Bubba.  (The film was originally going to end with Forrest singlehandedly winning the Vietnam War.)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 06:34:24 AM
The musical "Cats" was originally going to feature a song and dance routine where all the dancers, over the cours eof the song, would tear a piece off of a live possum until nothoing was left but bones. They decided at the last minute to drop it and compensate in shock value by hiring only the most outstandingly homosexual actors they could find. (Remember, this was a few decades ago.)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 05:03:27 PM
The Character of Darth Vader was based upon Popeye.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 05:15:24 PM
Popey was based on Little Orphan Annie.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 05:24:35 PM
Little Orphan Annie was based upon Garfield.

Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 05:32:44 PM
Garfield was based on Vlad the Impaler.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 05:40:11 PM
Vlad the Imapler was based on Darth Vader

wait a minu---HUH?!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 06:23:39 PM
Wisconsin is actaully an island, surrounded by a lake two inches in width at it's widest point.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 06:53:21 PM
Corn from Iowa cures herpes in most mice and raccoons
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 07:06:30 PM
Plato invented snowboarding, and was a serious adrenaline junkie.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on May 29, 2007, 07:22:24 PM
It is a federal law that if Kevin Spacey or Samuel L. Jackson walks up to you and asks you to make out, you cannot legally refuse, no matter your age, sex, or religious or personal beliefs.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 07:26:37 PM
There are gnomes in charge of altering wind patterns when anyone is foolish enough to say, "At least it's not raining."
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 07:36:41 PM
The remot control was invented, as was the internet, by the good people at Little Debbie!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 08:23:25 PM
Junkyard is very foolish, as he watched three of the four Alien films today, and will likely require a nightlight for the next week.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 29, 2007, 08:25:29 PM
Rob is absolutely not hiding in Junyard's closet with a grotesque mask, waiting to jump out at 3 in the morning and scream like a man possessed. He doesn't do that kind of thing.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 08:31:27 PM
Rob has nothing better to do.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 08:34:30 PM
Rob is extremely small to fit in Junkyard's closet, and he is also unaware of the fact that Junkyard keeps two letter openers and a bronze battle axe near his bed.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 29, 2007, 08:39:13 PM
Rob collapses for easy storage.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 08:42:57 PM
People are SOOOO interested in the story behind Junkyard's letter openers. 
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Oceaniclost on May 30, 2007, 04:01:56 AM
Kikkoman Soy Sauce is actually created by a KKK member

(take out the I & O and you get KKK man)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 05:42:24 AM
JUNKYARD JUST LIKES LETTER OPENERS! JUNKYARD DOESN'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE HAS TO GET ALL UP IN HIS FACE ABOUT IT!!

Anyway,
MST3K was actually just one large, elaborate behavioral experiment on the American public.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on May 30, 2007, 08:05:59 AM
If you take the right highway, you can actually get anywhere in the US in just under 4 hours.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:22:22 AM
If you had a quarter for every time someone accused you of saying "If i had a quarter for every time," you would have enough to pay for a gumball.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 05:38:22 PM
Cuba was founded by Cubans
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 06:03:57 PM
There is a species of rabbit in Arizona that looks exactly like Bugs Bunny. If you see one, do not approch it, as they eat faces.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 06:29:52 PM
Ironically, cigarettes are illegal in North Carolina and Virginia.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:14:39 PM
Below the fabric of the Universe lies a writhing sea of Chaos. It says "Hi."
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 08:23:21 PM
The letter " " does not exsist.  See?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:30:15 PM
The White House is actually painted a color that, while in the human range of vision, can't be comprehended. Thus it defaults in most minds to white.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 08:34:11 PM
There are actually five Aces in each deck of cards.  But the goverment makes you think there are only four!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:47:33 PM
Leslie Nielson has an IQ of 189.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 09:22:55 AM
The belly button is not due to the umbilical cord as previously thought...it's actually made by the mothers armpits.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 09:33:53 AM
Silly String causes sterility.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 04:46:21 PM
Third nipples make you a God in many religons.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 07:52:57 PM
Micheal Landon would have evolved into a Star Child had he lived five more years. Mr. Landon, you will be missed.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 08:19:37 PM
Victor French and Michael Landon never got along despite being best friends.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 08:21:01 PM
Ghandi was actually a ninja. Nonviolence is only half the battle!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 08:26:37 PM
Carrot Top's head is, ironically, made of lettuce.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 01, 2007, 04:22:18 PM
Mary Magdalen invented grilled cheese. Spooky, huh?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 01, 2007, 04:26:53 PM
The mosquito holds the only known cure for Bronchitis...but, since they sting so much, scientists gave up trying to extract it.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 01, 2007, 06:59:31 PM
"Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid" was actaully a documentary.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 01, 2007, 07:08:30 PM
Museums were prominent in the Cave Man days.  But of course, there wasn't a lot to see back then.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 01, 2007, 07:14:17 PM
Archiologists have uncovered the reamains of an apparently high civilization of Dinosaurs towards the end of the jurrasic. The only hint they have to their demise is that almost all of them were holding little pices of plastic and metal up to their ears at the time of death.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 01, 2007, 07:54:45 PM
Leopard skin is made of peppermint.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 02, 2007, 06:19:04 AM
Peppermint is made of puppy bones.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 02, 2007, 07:37:30 AM
puppy bones are made of light bulbs
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 02, 2007, 07:40:08 AM
And light bulbs are made of Leopard skin.

THE CIIIIRRRRCCCLLLEEEE OF LIIIIIIIFFFFEEEE, IT MOOOVVVEEESSS US AAAAALLLLLL.....
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 02, 2007, 06:37:04 PM
Except humans or animals


Being drunk makes you more intellegent.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 03, 2007, 05:46:12 AM
After the "War of the Worlds" radio scare way back when, the government decided that, instead of cencoring George, they would simply hand out more brains.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 04, 2007, 05:47:00 PM
Internet arguments are well worth anyones time or effort.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on June 04, 2007, 06:22:17 PM
One of the most famous hecklers of Shakespeare's plays was a man called "Joel, Son of Robin".  He was known for heckling in the company of two wooden puppets, one with a globe-shaped head and a body made from a small powder keg, another who looked like some bizarre combination of a duck and a spider, who would be manipulated by friends.  One of Joel's most famous responses was to a line from Hamlet, the line that says, "Alas, poor Yorick.  I knew him, Horatio!"  To which Joel replied "He didst owe me 15 shillings!"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 04, 2007, 06:58:28 PM
When someone asks "what's the price?" the answer is NEVER 'thirty twice'
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 04, 2007, 07:33:07 PM
Historians have declared that nothing that happened between 1884 and 1892 was of any importance.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 04, 2007, 07:57:45 PM
Toledo is the real capital of the United States.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 04, 2007, 08:56:43 PM
Illinois' Noah's Ark Water Park has been recycling the same water sinse 1983.

It also named itself after the most thourough genocide in the Bible.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 05, 2007, 03:28:08 PM
Moby Dick was in fact a turtle.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 04:03:38 PM
Gravity is actually a government conspiracy.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on June 05, 2007, 04:23:55 PM
Jonathan Swift was being totally serious when he wrote "A Modest Proposal".
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 05:46:33 PM
Ummm... who didn't know THAT? Geez.

The world has been saved on three different occasions by the strategic application of scrapbooking.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 05, 2007, 07:18:27 PM
Fingernails are the work of Al Gore
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 07:24:59 PM
Romulus Augustus, the last of what we consider the true "Roman" emperors, was named after the first Roman, and had the last name of the first Roman emperor. This was a documented attempt by his parents to kill Romulus with irony.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 05, 2007, 08:15:40 PM
the scent emitted from human feet is considered a aphrodisiac in many cultures.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 08:27:13 PM
Actually, that's close to true. Ever heard of Chinese foot binding? Certain aspects of that fetish where well beyond any kind of normal.

Anyway, anyone can turn coal into diamonds with their hands if they just believe.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 05, 2007, 08:31:24 PM
diamonds are not made by pressuried coal...instead, pressurized corn flakes.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 08:33:58 PM
Corn Syrup, while it can easily be rendered from corn, is usually made, at great expense, from processed petroleum.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 05, 2007, 08:51:55 PM
gasoline is actually made from recycled playdoh and uneaten cafeteria jello.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 05, 2007, 08:57:09 PM
Willian Howard Taft, besides his weight, was known for being able to punch a man straight through the face. He was not a jolly fat man.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 05, 2007, 09:00:07 PM
Both Teddy and Franklin Roosevelt raped bunnies for a living before running for president.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 06:47:13 AM
Bunny raping used to be the only way to make glass before modern advancments, and is still practiced by the Amish.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on June 06, 2007, 07:25:41 AM
84% of people working in Tech Support are Amish.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 08:03:22 AM
William Shatner is a certified astronaut.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 04:18:18 PM
NASA was founded by Chinese menonites
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 05:45:51 PM
Benedictine Monks invented break dancing.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 06, 2007, 05:50:17 PM
America is named after a gentleman named: Bob Zimbabwe.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 06, 2007, 06:20:22 PM
There have been 234,953 recorded deaths resulting from people confusing the words "Missionary" with "Mercenary."
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 04:47:42 PM
Al Pacino can sing Soprano, and James Gandolfini loves cappuchinos!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 05:23:42 PM
Anger is just misplaced love.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 05:28:11 PM
The character of Murphy Brown was based upon Edgar Alan Poe
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 05:35:54 PM
Hamlet was never meant to be a hero, tragic or not; He was meant to be the first serial killer in literature.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 05:38:10 PM
ZZTops beards were not only real, they were also considered a felony in Maine.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 06:53:18 PM
Jessica Alba, besides having incredible beuty and a great career, also has an IQ of 430, and never passes gas.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 07:20:21 PM
Scarlett Johanssen's voice is provided by Yoda himself, Frank Oz
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 08:30:13 PM
MacGyver killed God with a Swiss Army Knife, some table salt, and bubble gum back in 1997, and has sinse taken his place as ruler of creation.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on June 08, 2007, 12:18:11 PM
The Frugal Gourmet has described olives as "the deadliest and most volatile poison known to man".
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 08, 2007, 12:22:27 PM
The meaning of life is bread.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 08, 2007, 10:15:02 PM
Shoehorns are the only approved type of spoon approved by the National Ghandi Society.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 09, 2007, 07:53:35 AM
The inhabitants of Alpha Centuri use depression as currency.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 09, 2007, 12:54:46 PM
A remote control can also make blue jeans do whatever they want...but they're too lazy to prove it.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 09, 2007, 03:05:04 PM
White chocolate is made from endangered albino cocao beans.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 09, 2007, 03:42:18 PM
Human bones are made of collard greens
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 09, 2007, 08:09:18 PM
Collard Greens are the iron rich gimps of the plant world.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 10, 2007, 04:18:57 PM
Spider-man smells like bacon.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 10, 2007, 05:50:16 PM
Less than a week after Superman reversed the Earth's orbit to turn back time in "Superman," Earth toppled into the Sun.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 10, 2007, 07:57:36 PM
The NBA was founded by Albert Einstein
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 10, 2007, 08:00:05 PM
The NHL was founded by Jethro Tull.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 10, 2007, 08:02:33 PM
The NFL was founded by Johnny McAWESOME!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 10, 2007, 08:43:14 PM
It is illegal in California to spell your child's name properly.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 10, 2007, 08:45:39 PM
Little do a lot of people know, The Jetsons took place in the past.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 10, 2007, 08:52:57 PM
Keanu Reeves is actually the Second Coming. It's not just a allegory in Matrix.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 11, 2007, 05:58:36 PM
In ancient Egypt, a fart was actually offensive.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 11, 2007, 07:23:03 PM
In Rome, a fart was considered a marrige proposal. You can understand why things were tense between Egypt and Rome for a while.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 12, 2007, 07:02:32 PM
In Toledo, making a fart noise with your armpit is considered a compliment.  Although, an actual fart is very rude.  This is why in ever Mexican restaurant in Ohio, people eat with one hand in their armpit.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 12, 2007, 09:47:01 PM
To cap off this fart trivia, the first joke was, and the last joke will be, a fart.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 13, 2007, 04:44:12 PM
Ninja fish are found mostly in the rain forests of Nevada and New Mexico.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 13, 2007, 05:14:19 PM
It's good luck to kiss a tasmanian devil.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 13, 2007, 07:55:44 PM
It's bad luck, however, to watch Nichelle Nichols dance.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 13, 2007, 08:06:08 PM
There's an alternate dimension in the multiverse where Nixon won the first time around, and during his eight year term guided humanity into a golden age of peace and freedom.

And, of course, in the dimension where Kennedy survived his assasination attempt, the boyish moron got us into World War 3. Not a big suprise.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on June 14, 2007, 04:01:01 PM
Ben Folds and Ben Lee were unaware when they formed "The Bens" that Ben Kweller's real first name is actually Lavernius.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 14, 2007, 04:07:10 PM
The Leviathon of old was actually a sea bass with a really good agent.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on June 25, 2007, 02:11:54 PM
The secret ingredient in Kentucky Fried Chicken isn't love... it's vengeance!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 25, 2007, 03:04:54 PM
The Incredibles was actually an Allegory for the Nixon presidency.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on June 28, 2007, 10:20:28 PM
In a game of chess, a hen will always beat a rooster. However, neither animal will play checkers.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 29, 2007, 05:18:27 AM
The Asian Pika has had a class action suit going against the makers of Pokemon for 5 years.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on June 29, 2007, 10:55:29 AM
Gerald Ford never "fell down".  Each time he appeared to topple to the ground, he was actually evading sniper fire.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 29, 2007, 01:31:42 PM
Deep Sea Angler Fishes are actually super- intelligent aliens who, having reached enlightenment, have settled into a life of swimming and eating.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 29, 2007, 04:05:29 PM
Human sweat cures hemrroids
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 29, 2007, 04:24:03 PM
In order to get a goverment science grant, you must first worship before a golden Idol of the God of Science. Before today, only the people directly involved with this and the Religious Right knew about this.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 29, 2007, 07:59:50 PM
Burt Reynold's moustache is the work of Dom Deluise
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 29, 2007, 08:02:35 PM
20,000 push up bras went into the production of "Curse of the Golden Flower." (Two per woman, both worn at the same time.)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 30, 2007, 05:43:27 AM
Adam Sandler knows the remedy to the awful curse of the jade scorpion...but vowed never to reveal it.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 30, 2007, 05:49:41 AM
All the "cheesy" giant animal movies of the 50's and 60's were in fact documentaries, but a government conspiracy started the rumor that it was all fake.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on June 30, 2007, 05:24:19 PM
the scent of milk attracts turtles
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 30, 2007, 05:27:03 PM
Dinosaurs were actually demons who burried themselves deep underground to steer us astray, into the arms of heathen Darwinists.
(Don't i come up with silly tidbits? Haha!)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on June 30, 2007, 06:54:36 PM
Elton John and Bernie Taupin were sitting when they wrote "I'm Still Standing".
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on June 30, 2007, 07:21:33 PM
Buddy Davis is Satan.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on July 01, 2007, 04:16:21 PM
Melted stainles steel cures anorexia
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 01, 2007, 04:17:42 PM
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes has been voted the "Best Movie in History" in France.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on July 02, 2007, 10:25:35 PM
All of the fight scenes in Road House were improvised.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 03, 2007, 05:10:54 AM
The State of the Union Adress is actually meant as a prank.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 04, 2007, 09:40:28 PM
The Satellite of love is at Area 51.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 05, 2007, 05:34:00 AM
There is a potentially award winning horror script being tossed around wherein Smileys attack and kill people.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 05, 2007, 06:45:12 PM
In the first grade, Michael J Nelson won first prize for the "Fake beard" contest.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 05, 2007, 06:51:11 PM
Optimus Prime in the movie sounds like Optimus Prime in the cartoon because he watched himself on the cartoon in Youtube clips. Gets pretty confusing.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 05, 2007, 08:26:46 PM
Napoleon was the inventor of the filling in Charleston chew candy bar.... God bless that man!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 05, 2007, 08:32:52 PM
Einstein's E=MC squared formula, is also a recipe for

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/pi20pie.jpg)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 05, 2007, 08:33:24 PM
Nuget is the Latin translation of Napoleon.

By the way, never  eat Pi Pie. All that matter converting to energy will blow your hear right the hell off.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on July 05, 2007, 10:26:23 PM
Many leading scientists believe that they could trick Uwe Boll into actually making a good movie if they pick a bad enough video game for him to do an adaptation of.  Even now, they are in the process of finding a scriptwriter for a Zero Wing movie.  (With Christopher Walken in the role of Cats.  Who else?)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on July 06, 2007, 02:38:22 AM
The term Autobot is short for "Automatic Robot." This was a nice change of pace from the previous cybertronian MANUAL robots that needed to be operated by other, automatic robots. The question of which came first is the cybertronian equivelant of the Chicken or the Egg question.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 06, 2007, 04:35:38 AM
Swears are often used to emphasize feeling or importance. There is a swear, yet to be discovered, which, when used in concert with a combination of other words, can create a solid beam of emphasis, which can cut through titanium.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 06, 2007, 07:03:34 PM
Throwing rocks at zombies is the preferred career choice for Hasidic Jews.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 06, 2007, 07:06:39 PM
Golems, although usually assumed to be Jewish, have their own rich religious tradition of Golemism.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on July 07, 2007, 08:52:36 PM
The Nazis invented donuts
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 07, 2007, 09:10:12 PM
Giant Sloths made great pets.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 07, 2007, 09:22:09 PM
Asian Carp jump out of the water to say hello as you cruise on by
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/asiancarp1.jpg)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: HeartPoundinVeinsCloggin on July 07, 2007, 10:13:42 PM
18% of all tap dancers get up on stage and just flail their feet around. They know that we won't know the difference.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 08, 2007, 04:30:59 AM
Mountain Dewatron has been voted America's favorite Transformer.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 08, 2007, 10:44:37 PM
Decepticons wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Autobots.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: madbean on July 08, 2007, 10:53:14 PM
i actually heard that in a whose line episode but it made sense so ....

"wifes live longer than husbands because they are not married to women"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 09, 2007, 04:55:21 AM
When dried and ground up, lawyers can be used as an aphrodesiac.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: HeartPoundinVeinsCloggin on July 09, 2007, 07:16:21 AM
In a pinch, a pink highlighter can be used to disinfect wounds.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 09, 2007, 09:34:58 AM
Despite her varied roles, Nicole Kidman manages to play the same charicter in every part. This is intentional.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on July 09, 2007, 05:50:13 PM
Seriel killers are often donut salesmen.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 09, 2007, 06:53:49 PM
The 7 dimentions of space still unacounted for are intrinsically embedded in Madonna.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on July 09, 2007, 07:29:56 PM
The guy who did the voices in the original WarCraft is one of the eight richest people in Luxembourg.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 09, 2007, 07:35:45 PM
Evolution will eventually endow humanity with unimaginably advanced senses of humor.
One day, the crop circles will make perfect sense, and have us laughing our hyper- evolved asses off.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 09, 2007, 11:30:16 PM
Scientologists are actually all Klingons.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 10, 2007, 04:12:24 AM
Yoko Ono was, as many have already surmised, an evil time traveller sent into the past to break up the Beatles, thus keeping them from bringing humanity into a Utopia.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 11, 2007, 12:50:03 AM
The Beatles were actually Crab people.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on July 11, 2007, 09:05:43 AM
Crab people are well-known for their musical prowess and medical skills.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 12, 2007, 01:15:58 AM
Stevie Wonder loved to look at Klingon Cleavage.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on July 12, 2007, 07:50:09 AM
Helen Keller loved the smell of napalm in the morning.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 12, 2007, 07:56:23 AM
Sid & Marty Kroft got their idea of Slee Stacks for their 70's 'Land of the Lost' series from visiting Easter Island.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 12, 2007, 05:27:29 PM
Land of the lost was the first TV show to ever feature a Spider Monkey saying the F word.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: YourComputer on July 13, 2007, 12:31:26 PM
People who eat cantaloupes die more every year than people who smoke cigarrettes.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: HeartPoundinVeinsCloggin on July 13, 2007, 01:27:25 PM
I will die if I don't get a cookie soon.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 13, 2007, 01:42:43 PM
For Every Action, Their is an Equal and Opposite Parallel Universe.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on July 13, 2007, 04:05:23 PM
HeartPoundinVeinsCloggin did in fact die earlier today for the store ran out of cookies
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 13, 2007, 04:31:31 PM
if in dought about everyday life, ask a murder.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: HeartPoundinVeinsCloggin on July 13, 2007, 05:41:39 PM
Thankfully a cookie dough IV was administered in the nick of time.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 13, 2007, 06:54:08 PM
Breast milk can be used as an anti-coagulant as long it is used with the expressed written permission of Major League Baseball.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 13, 2007, 07:06:58 PM
"Inagadadavida" is a recipe for Chili Sauce, baby!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 13, 2007, 11:23:17 PM
The theme to next year's film "Iron man" will be in fact "Iron Man" as performed by the band "Iron butterfly".
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 14, 2007, 03:43:38 AM
Moses was in fact a dinosaur who guided the jews with his lust for blood.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 14, 2007, 04:53:48 AM
Door County, WI, has an evil twin town on the other side of Lake Michigan.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 14, 2007, 09:55:38 PM
All bacon actually comes from Kevin Bacon.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 14, 2007, 11:17:04 PM
William Shatner's only friend growing up was his pet tick, Scooter.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 14, 2007, 11:36:31 PM
Scooter was The Jar Jar Binks of Gobots.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 04:37:13 AM
In a Universe where people love science more than sports, the Fantastic Four were written with powers resembling Gravity, Electromagnetism, Strong Nuclear Force, and Weak Nuclear Force, instead of Fire, Earth, Wind, and Water.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 15, 2007, 09:35:46 AM
George Lucas is making Star Wars 7, which will be a 2-hour (digitally enhanced) apology to all non-Star Wars fans.  He hopes to heal the open sore that Star Wars fans create whenever they talk to normal people.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on July 15, 2007, 09:55:11 AM
The new Transformers movie has been widely hailed as the greatest creation in history.  Viewing this movie caused blind people to see and terminal pations to be cured.  The people of Christmas Island made Optimus Prime their savior and restructured their entire culture aroun this film.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 10:02:20 AM
Sideswipe has purposefully avoided learning what the word "Hyperbole" means.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 15, 2007, 10:08:40 AM
Junkyard hates sarcasm.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 15, 2007, 10:16:51 AM
Paris Hilton enjoyed her time in jail so much, she wants nothing more to do with the family businss
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 02:15:02 PM
There is a town in Afganistan where you will be shot on sight unless you greet them with your middle finger raised. The name and specific location of the town is unknown.
Good luck.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 15, 2007, 02:26:02 PM
I Think, It's "Butt Town"!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 15, 2007, 04:40:53 PM
The Three Stooges were actually spies for the US government, and they relayed their messages to their higher ups in code.
The code?
Watch their fights carefully. SEE THE PATTERN?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 16, 2007, 06:17:10 PM
Junkyard lives on the planet Junkion.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 16, 2007, 06:20:27 PM
Well, I live on Yardox in the summers. Planet conquest is a tiring business; taking some time away is important.
Too bad about the original inhabitance, though. Not too many races actually achive world peace before i come.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on July 16, 2007, 06:38:36 PM
The next poster never gets confused as to which thread he's posting in.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 16, 2007, 06:42:09 PM
Daltysmith gets confused as to which thread he's posting in.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 16, 2007, 06:52:41 PM
All aspirin can me taken in suppository form.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 16, 2007, 08:08:45 PM
I have a moth hovering in the upper right corner of my screen, and no matter how hard I swat it, it won't die.
(Kudos to anyone who knows what I'm talking about.)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 16, 2007, 09:27:01 PM
If you put food up your butt, you'll crap out your mouth.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 16, 2007, 09:37:06 PM
Everytime you touch your weiner a kitten gets its wings.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 16, 2007, 09:38:25 PM
Dakota Fanning has, in her young but graceful way, publicly accepted the fact that she's going to age badly. (If only Little Michael had that foresight.)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 17, 2007, 12:25:37 AM
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a closet full of Hello Kitty t-shirts.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 17, 2007, 03:30:53 AM
Dakota Fanning is actually a liquid terminator sent from the past to kill all the actors that played John Connor in the Terminator movies.  Her programming was altered during the time bubble transport thingy.  Now she is programmed to be a child actor who will eventually become a coke head who gives hand jobs in supermarket alleyways.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 17, 2007, 06:22:20 AM
The end is in fact 432 hundred miles away. Relatively near, by cosmic standards.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 17, 2007, 06:32:41 AM
A .357 is .. uh.. like when a basketball player does a complete circle for a slam dunk.. huh-huh!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 17, 2007, 06:55:27 AM
Aliens visit us constantly, but only to pick up comic books.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 17, 2007, 07:42:15 AM
Tequila is actually created from the digestive juices of sea otters.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 17, 2007, 07:45:20 AM
Tequila is actually created from the digestive juices of sea otters.
REALLY?! So That's why it Tastes SOOO GOOOOD!!!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on July 17, 2007, 10:47:59 AM
Mike Nelson is capable of lifting 5000% of his own body weight.

The more force you apply to Kevin Murphy, the less he moves.

Bill Corbett is the world's only working perpetual motion machine.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 17, 2007, 10:51:22 AM
You should always drive with your butt cheeks at 10 and 2 on the steering wheel.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 17, 2007, 11:00:05 AM
Tommy Lasorda, Marlon Brando and Keith Richards get together to play pool on weekends at a private resort
in Tuscany with all the Tuscan Raiders(Sand People).
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 17, 2007, 12:37:12 PM
When put into actaul application, the Seven Virtues are just as deadly.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 17, 2007, 02:52:49 PM
Mouth-to-mouth recesitation performed on your own mother can cause wormholes.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 17, 2007, 03:06:57 PM
Good Lord. Thanks for that horrendous mental image, Amy.

Anyway,
The band Bare Naked Ladies was originally a band made up of bare naked ladies, but they were the victims of a hostile takeover by Thick White Men Inc.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: call_me_nuveena on July 19, 2007, 12:00:42 AM
Fake Star Wars trivia is acceptable, I hope?  I just finished baby-sitting a twelve-year-old boy, so Star Wars is about the only thing I can think of at the moment.

-"Yoda" is actually an extremely filthy word in several African dialects.
-Queen Amidala's first hairstyle in The Phantom Menace originally consisted of a live hamster in a cage sculpted from her hair.
-Star Wars is actually a loose adaptation of Jane Austen's Pride & Prejudice.
-Mark Hamill's stand in was a bag of Teflon strips.
-Carrie Fisher can't smile. That was all computer effects, makeup techniques, and animatronics.
-Ian McDiarmid based his performance of Emperor Palpatine on Carol Channing's role as Dolly in the stage version of Hello Dolly!
-C-3PO was originally played by Roddy McDowell with a toaster strapped to his head.

-CMN
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Minnesota on July 19, 2007, 12:07:13 AM
haha, you really are a humor columnist  :D

(do'h now I'm finally subscribed to this thread... next 40 pages here we come  ::))
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: call_me_nuveena on July 19, 2007, 12:10:57 AM
haha, you really are a humor columnist  :D

That's what I keep telling my editor, anyway.  I think she's finally starting to buy it.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Minnesota on July 19, 2007, 12:17:28 AM
Right, right. Well you'll find no shortage of people looking to laugh around here. Though the discussions can occasionally border on insane, you've been warned ;)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: call_me_nuveena on July 19, 2007, 12:21:43 AM
I figured--after months of lurking--that this was a good crowd of people who can take and make jokes.  I think I'll want to invite you all to Thanksgiving dinner before the week's up.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 19, 2007, 12:23:44 AM
In the event of an emergency, Harry Potter's corpse can be used as floatation device.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 06:34:09 AM
Garfield has been created entirely by a computer program for the last 6 years
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 19, 2007, 09:01:37 AM
I am actually a 2 month old boy named Joshua.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 09:13:56 AM
I am actually a 3,000 year old prophet named Joshua.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 19, 2007, 06:00:16 PM
The prophet Joshua likes to play Global Thermonuclear warfare.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 06:04:10 PM
After all is said and done, Clive Owen will be most rememebred for King Arthur
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 19, 2007, 06:09:44 PM
Some cats have little red horns below their bellies that are detractable.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 19, 2007, 06:15:05 PM
Ten frogs to a zondougalwaynes equals 1 googalax.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 06:27:38 PM
There is, out in the multi-verse, a universe where 2 plus 2 equals 5. Really. Try to rap your head around that one, smarty pants.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 08:04:40 PM
Bug Zapers are Awsome to touch - With Your TOUNGE!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 08:07:50 PM
If, every time you want to use the word Wrap, you put Rap, it makes whatever you're using it in 30% better.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 08:11:50 PM
hEAR nO gOOD, sEE nO gOOD, sPEAK nO gOOD Makes Perfect Sense!!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 08:20:14 PM
Little known fact: Kennedy had a stuffed doll in the likeness of Lincoln. Lincoln had a stuffed doll in the likeness of Kennedy.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 08:23:20 PM
Adam was really a construction worker and Eve was really a school teacher
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 08:27:21 PM
Eve was the only teacher to ever have a silent classroom.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 08:30:14 PM
Well, probably because she used that apple as a sex toy
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 08:34:39 PM
Moving right along,
FDR parasailed as a hobby.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 08:35:47 PM
Ben Franklin discovered that Lightning had Nuclear properties
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 08:42:14 PM
Mickey Mouse was originally going to have a Black voice, but studio execs opted for a "safer" voice.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 08:43:47 PM
Nuclear bombs require a balanced breakfast in the morning to give off more energy
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 08:48:17 PM
Most supervillains prefer tea to coffee. Who knew?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 08:50:01 PM
talking to pies, is very enlightening
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 08:59:39 PM
Thongs are the univeral symbol for things that can be "used for both great good and great evil."
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 09:01:54 PM
Evil dragons make great hot meals
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 19, 2007, 09:05:54 PM
He means they prepare hot meals. Do NOT try to cook a dragon. They're cranky by nature.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 19, 2007, 09:07:09 PM
Kenny McCormick will live forever.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 09:08:49 PM
urinal mints are there to help freshen your breath
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 19, 2007, 09:17:20 PM
Burger King makes surprisingly great pizza.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 19, 2007, 09:18:43 PM
I'm going to the Moon, Tomorrow
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 19, 2007, 09:47:40 PM
Energy and matter can be destroyed.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: call_me_nuveena on July 20, 2007, 12:08:43 AM
I'm Spartacus.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 20, 2007, 04:53:02 AM
I'm HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 05:16:44 AM
I have Not been to Gibralter
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on July 20, 2007, 05:24:09 AM
I have.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 05:29:11 AM
Badgers make Lizard food
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on July 20, 2007, 05:42:58 AM
Antonio Banderas is a genuine vampire that's why he was so good in that Tom Cruise/Brad Pitt Wankathon.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 05:51:18 AM
Monty Python is from South Africa
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 20, 2007, 05:53:01 AM
My right hand believes in Jesus; my left hand doesn't.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 05:56:54 AM
Mr Sulu Is marrying his high school sweetheart, Doris Day today
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 06:50:54 AM
A Monty Python is a South American snake whose venom causes brain damage.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 06:56:57 AM
if Nuclear bombs can't kill it, Barbra Strisand will
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 07:15:31 AM
Duct take is actually made with baby skin.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 07:17:12 AM
Duct tape is really Chrome plating.. In South Carolina
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 08:04:54 AM
They've now started filming for what they hope to be the smash hit of next summer: Serenity meets Farscape!
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 08:07:39 AM
killer bees are friendly when pissed off
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 20, 2007, 11:17:22 AM
Garfield has been created entirely by a computer program for the last 6 years

 No, this is supposed to be fake trivia.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 11:21:20 AM
Oops. My bad.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 11:22:10 AM
Garfield is really a Tiger
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 20, 2007, 11:24:09 AM
A killed Cat Scratch Fever virus is used to immunize people against the deadly Axl Rose Zombie infection.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 11:26:26 AM
Barbarians are really Live Transformers
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 20, 2007, 11:27:05 AM
Steven Spielberg had an electical device implanted in Michael Bay's head for the production of Transformers so that every time Bay said something like "Hey, let's forget about these g*ddamn robot cars and have a bunch of shots of women in bikinis", Spielberg would press a button on a remote which caused the device to deliver a poweful electrical shock to Bay's brain.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 11:28:25 AM
Just out of curiosity.... where is the remote now?
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 11:29:37 AM
the remote is on the roof
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Post by: Tripe on July 20, 2007, 11:36:03 AM
B-but the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 11:48:49 AM
QUICK! PUT IT OUT WITH NAPALM!
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 01:38:52 PM
The Watergate scandal was meant as a preformance art rendition of Macbeth that got out of hand.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 01:42:21 PM
Nixon and Elvis are alive and well in the Falkland Islands
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 20, 2007, 03:37:21 PM
Tequila is made from the tears of eunuchs.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 03:38:41 PM
Vodka is made with Russian Nuclear waste
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Post by: daltysmilth on July 20, 2007, 03:51:21 PM
Russian Nuclear waste is made out of grape juice and sugar.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 20, 2007, 04:21:23 PM
Sugar is made from bunny rabbit eye boogers.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 04:47:09 PM
Rabbit boogers are made of Russians.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 05:00:56 PM
octopus have 10 legs
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 20, 2007, 06:04:12 PM
Napoleon originally hails from Nepal.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 06:06:07 PM
Gengis Khan was ruler of the Russians
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 20, 2007, 06:09:31 PM
Troll 2 was filmed in the beautiful town of Flesruoy kcuf og.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 06:10:20 PM
drugs in Large amounts is always healthy
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 20, 2007, 06:12:03 PM
Cats like to shower everyday.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 06:13:32 PM
racoons get their meals from the ocean
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 07:15:33 PM
There are at least three women in the world who have never met you, but have already decided to reject you. This goes for all of you.
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Post by: RVR II on July 20, 2007, 07:16:54 PM
money makes a good dirt farm
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Post by: Junkyard on July 20, 2007, 08:32:10 PM
Most women don't know it, but they would find the scent of Mastadon urine an irresistable aphrodesiac.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 12:59:58 AM
Simpsons DVD sets eventually turn into bowls of corn pops
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 05:36:35 AM
PInk, despite her musical messages, dreams of becoming either a model or a princess when she grows up.
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 05:51:06 AM
adding alcohol to energy drinks makes you calculate physics
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 07:31:30 AM
Humanity was happy until someone invented the word "mine."
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 07:34:19 AM
LIFE ENDS WITH A SNACK
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 21, 2007, 12:04:46 PM
RVR can speak spanish and has a nicely built website.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 01:49:12 PM
In 14 of the movies, Godzilla was played by a big name Hollywood celebrity who remained nameless.
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 02:22:16 PM
watching every single episode of all 11 seasons of MST3k will make you see the future
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 05:23:18 PM
The story of the Transformers is actually very loosely based on Mario Puzo's "The Godfather".
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 05:26:21 PM
dino bots are really quintisona
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 05:33:08 PM
People who often serve food, i.e. Waitresses and Waiters often get "Served".
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 05:34:05 PM
passing under a ladder gives you Great Luck
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 05:35:45 PM
Passing a kidney stone and living is a sign of virulence in New Zealand.
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 05:37:08 PM
digging in the dirt for 2 hours , you end up in China
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 05:42:16 PM
Rocks do everything for us.
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 05:44:15 PM
chineese stuff is really made in south africa
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 05:49:02 PM
Diamonds make a very effective laser gun.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 06:26:44 PM
a prizm can't break apart a beam of light
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 06:57:42 PM
Numbers are only as true as our belief in them.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 07:09:34 PM
the calculation of pie sends you to a weird paradox
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Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 21, 2007, 08:30:40 PM
In a pinch, jalapenios make good ear plugs.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:31:04 PM
Like in Airplane!, the flotation devices they keep in planes DO have duck heads on the front.
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 08:32:36 PM
blowing smoke means your a truthful person
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:37:58 PM
Pope Urban III was a Freemason.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 08:38:54 PM
a soap box is used primarily for storing coal
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:39:55 PM
Ben Franklin was actually a young Lincoln in a suit and wig.
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 08:40:31 PM
Ben Franklin was never bald
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Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 08:42:14 PM
In a pinch, jalapenios make good ear plugs.

But they are infinitely more suitable as tampons.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:42:47 PM
Franklin was only portrayed as being bald because of the mohawk.
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Post by: RVR II on July 21, 2007, 08:43:51 PM
George Washingtom didn't have wooden false teeth, they were Titanium
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:45:56 PM
Saladin was a Freemason. Who even invited him?
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Post by: Tripe on July 21, 2007, 08:47:49 PM
Why Richard the Lionheart of course.

The crusades weren't real conflicts just the longest war games in history.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 08:51:53 PM
Henry V would have gone into a violent fit if he had heard Shakesoheare's rendition of the St. Crispins Day speech.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 21, 2007, 09:07:26 PM
The Cartoon "Camp Candy" ran for a record 34 seasons.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 21, 2007, 09:16:22 PM
The Unified Field Theroy is "Cheese= Energy/Love"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 22, 2007, 08:20:21 AM
Doing the lambada with a great dane can cause time ripples.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 09:45:27 AM
Zebras, more than just being able to visually blend together can, in times of extreme crisis, fuse into one giant mega-zebra.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 22, 2007, 11:22:40 AM
Fake trivia makes you very attractive to members of the opposite sex.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 11:25:35 AM
The ink used to make Anime cartoons comes from the blood of infants.
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Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 22, 2007, 11:37:38 AM
Vice President Dick Cheney drinks the blood of infants....

No...sorry....that's true.

 ;)
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Post by: Tripe on July 22, 2007, 11:47:24 AM
There is a series of Transformers where the bots are powered by the kisses of little girls.

Ah actually that ones true too.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 11:53:55 AM
There is an immortality elixer in existence that, although it does bestow immortality on the drinker, also makes them extremely easily bored.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 22, 2007, 03:22:08 PM
Ipswich is Bolton spelled backwards.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 22, 2007, 04:00:59 PM
One is in fact not the lonliest number. Unfortunately, the real lonliest number can only be expressed in about three pages of quantum mathmatical formulas.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 22, 2007, 06:17:50 PM
You can fly if you strap on 10 concrete bricks.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 06:11:44 AM
In ancient Russia, soldiers wore ice scates into battle, and faught with razor tipped yo-yo's.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 23, 2007, 08:25:28 AM
Computer monitors topped with a little bit of whipped cream can easily be mistaken for Tommyknockers.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 08:33:09 AM
Jello mix poured into a keyboard and allowed to harden improves your computer's preformance.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 23, 2007, 08:36:44 AM
The Mormon bible was really written by NASA.
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Post by: RVR II on July 23, 2007, 08:42:05 AM
the moon is a giant death star
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 08:53:21 AM
Vanilla Ice is actually a Secret Agent.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 23, 2007, 08:56:18 AM
Julius Caesar defeated the Gauls and captured Alesia by beating Vercingetorix at foosball.
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Post by: RVR II on July 23, 2007, 08:57:09 AM
Dick Cheney is a Caveman
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Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 23, 2007, 09:00:22 AM
Dick Cheney is a Caveman

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/robotrix/th04e3ea7c.jpg)
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Post by: RVR II on July 23, 2007, 09:03:12 AM
HA!
I Knew It!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 09:05:56 AM
The Wooly Mammoth actually had an intelligent, civilized culture until mankind came in and slaughtered them all.
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Post by: RVR II on July 23, 2007, 09:12:06 AM
The mammoths were really just really big dogs
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 09:15:14 AM
The Godzilla suit from 1954 was actually made of komodo dragon skin.
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Post by: RVR II on July 23, 2007, 09:24:22 AM
Ultra Man is a Real Life super hero from Ur-Anus!
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 09:27:04 AM
The Power of Heart kid from Captain Planet is currently a male stripper in New Mexico.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 23, 2007, 09:30:14 AM
The guy in the Godzilla suit was once a champion lawnmower racer.

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/godzillajump.gif)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 23, 2007, 09:30:47 AM
gonzo from the muppets is really a transformer
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 09:32:36 AM
The guy in the Godzilla suit was once a champion lawnmower racer.

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/diamondback88/godzillajump.gif)

By the way,
http://www.tohokingdom.com/media/toons/toon_6.htm
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Post by: RVR II on July 23, 2007, 09:34:21 AM
limb bizket is really a circus act
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 09:38:04 AM
The GIF was invented by advanced aliens with too much time on their hands.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 23, 2007, 09:39:23 AM
Velcro is a key piece to the relm of Scientology
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 23, 2007, 03:45:29 PM
Galbatorix loves to bake cupcakes for his boyfriends.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 04:49:07 PM
NASA has been covering up a huge secret sinse the begining of the space race:
There has been an elephant on board in every manned space mission. Mecause of their memory, they're irreplacable.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 23, 2007, 07:36:25 PM
Mecause is a word derived from the esperanto word "Mecau" meaning one who knows many things and explains these things in imaginative ways.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 07:38:50 PM
The Hindenberg and the Titanic were in cahoots.
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Post by: RVR II on July 23, 2007, 07:39:21 PM
LIGHT SPEED IS MEASURED IN DOG YEARS
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Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 07:48:17 PM
Napoleon was a terror on the basketball courts of his day. Absolutely unstoppable.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 23, 2007, 09:19:57 PM
My grandfather was Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 24, 2007, 05:46:48 AM
The Time Machine has been invented on 12 separate occasions so far, but the moment anyone complete;s it's construction, bith they and the machine are written out of existence. The higher powers don't like people mucking about creation.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 24, 2007, 09:42:39 AM
Rifftrax is going out-of-business!  The acquisition of cuts.com was too much for them, and they were bought out by pets.com.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Minnesota on July 24, 2007, 04:27:54 PM
the pets.com sock puppet and disembodio will be forced to compete in a death match to determine the company mascot.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 24, 2007, 05:22:32 PM
Sock Puppet and Dis decided not to fight but instead to clone a fusion of them both to be the mascot.

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1221/889408901_5024b7b0be.jpg?v=0)

It's Grotesquio!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Minnesota on July 24, 2007, 05:48:36 PM
lol
Grotesquio is a nice mix of lovable freak
great job Junkyard
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Post by: call_me_nuveena on July 24, 2007, 05:53:22 PM
Sock Puppet and Dis decided not to fight but instead to clone a fusion of them both to be the mascot.

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1221/889408901_5024b7b0be.jpg?v=0)

It's Grotesquio!

Does the fact that I find Grotesquio absolutely adorable make me very, very weird?  I want to put him on a pillow.

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Post by: Junkyard on July 24, 2007, 07:45:04 PM
It... does work, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 24, 2007, 07:48:28 PM
Grotesquio transforms into a... Condom!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 24, 2007, 08:25:43 PM
By the way,
Disney has copyrighted Furry Bondage. They're waiting for it to become mainstream.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 24, 2007, 10:03:42 PM
Fake trivia is actually all true.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 25, 2007, 12:32:27 AM
Fake fur is actually more real than you can possibly imagine with your puny meat-eating minds.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 06:30:57 AM
Vegetarians have super powers, but we can't tell you what they are, or your heads would ignite.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 25, 2007, 08:30:24 AM
The bones of carnivores are made of tungsten-steel alloy.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hebs on July 25, 2007, 08:37:50 AM
The Pearl Harbor Memorial was named after the movie.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 25, 2007, 08:39:25 AM
Life after death, consists of  just hanging out on the Moon
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Post by: Tripe on July 25, 2007, 09:37:29 AM
The Hawaiian alphabet has only seven letters.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 25, 2007, 09:56:33 AM
Chess was originally a form of aphrodisiac used by noblemen to woo their sheep.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 03:07:27 PM
Kobichi Nasarti was the man who first confirmed that Mothra was in fact a female. He spent the remaining six months of his life in a mental institution, where he hanged himself with his own bedsheets.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 03:14:55 PM
Sean Connery is the commander of the Army ants.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 03:24:43 PM
Ironically, Green Lantern is allergic to bananas.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 03:27:11 PM
Guy Gardener used to be a gardener.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 25, 2007, 03:27:20 PM
Pubic hair is caused by time arrows.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 25, 2007, 03:28:25 PM
Quantum leaps lead to dislexia
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 03:30:48 PM
Of course you never see Clark Kent and Superman in the same place at the same time, but have you noticed: Jimmy Olsen and Lois Lane never do, either. Coincidence?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 25, 2007, 03:32:42 PM
livin large means eating lots of potatoes
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 03:36:01 PM
The Hal-9000 computer was actually named after Hal Jordan.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 03:53:18 PM
Powergirl has that hole in her costume because she couldn't think of an emblem to wear.
Oh wait, that's not fake trivia, that's DC's official reason for it!
(http://www.comic-images.com/data/media/23/powergirl-costume-hole.jpg)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 03:58:12 PM
John Stewart was once the host of Talk Soup
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 25, 2007, 04:01:16 PM
John Stewart Will be President... Of Easter Island next year
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 04:04:45 PM
In 20 years, the Ben Franklin look will be the "in" thing for teens.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 04:10:03 PM
Black Manta is the second cousin, twice removed of Black Mamba AKA Beatrix Kiddo.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 25, 2007, 04:10:49 PM
in the future, All Cheese will have to become furmented before you eat it
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 04:13:56 PM
The human brain has a lobe which allows for control over a person's own gravity. Fortunately, very few people have learned how to flex it.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 25, 2007, 04:16:06 PM
physics must give way to logical English spelling
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Minnesota on July 25, 2007, 05:14:48 PM
Talk Soup was originally a cooking show
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 05:58:57 PM
John Stewart, Guy Gardener and Hal Jordan are all members of the Men without hats fanclub and show their fandom and love by not wearing hats... EVER.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 25, 2007, 06:00:17 PM
Spock is from Romulus
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 06:02:18 PM
Wearing a black hat makes you 4% smarter.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 25, 2007, 06:03:02 PM
Ethenol makes a Great salad dressing
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 06:03:16 PM
Armus didn't get hit by a train while pursuing Otis.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 25, 2007, 06:03:46 PM
special gifts suck ass
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 06:05:20 PM
Captain Hook always wins at arm wrestling.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 25, 2007, 06:06:11 PM
German women speak Spanish normally
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 06:06:33 PM
Gene Hackman posed for Playboy when he was a woman named Janine Garotlmfao.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 25, 2007, 06:07:10 PM
biologists diasect cars
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 06:08:29 PM
The secret to perpetual motion is to put 14 tops on one another, alternately spinning in different directions. If you can put the last one on before the first one stops, it will keep going forever.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 06:09:25 PM
Men are allowed in the ladies room if they are hermaphrodites.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 25, 2007, 06:10:17 PM
crackers make great car jacks
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 06:12:26 PM
crackers make great car jacks
LMAO....  :D

The secret ingredient in the secret sauce is Mayonnaise
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 25, 2007, 06:13:19 PM
stacks of crackers make awsome lift kits
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 06:15:29 PM
stacks of crackers make awsome lift kits
Okay, Okay I think that's been milked for all its worth...  ;)


Clocks always run backwards.
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Post by: RVR II on July 25, 2007, 06:16:40 PM
Jolly ranchers can also be used for tire choks
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 06:18:09 PM
Q tips make excellent fork lifts.
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Post by: RVR II on July 25, 2007, 06:19:14 PM
2 x 4 boards are made of recycled tires
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 06:19:44 PM
Kleenex can be used to sharpen guilliotines
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Post by: RVR II on July 25, 2007, 06:20:38 PM
rubber balls are great for spare tires
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 06:23:18 PM
You can use your butt cheeks to substitute for brakes.
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Post by: RVR II on July 25, 2007, 06:24:47 PM
 :D
 :clap:
Classic!

use Ointment on your nose after butt braking
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 06:25:46 PM
:D
 :clap:
Classic!
use Ointment on your nose after butt braking
Thanks :)

2001 was actually based on the story of Lucky Luciano.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 06:26:27 PM
Oh... and the 300 will never, ever be Rifftraxed.
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Post by: RVR II on July 25, 2007, 06:27:04 PM
if salad is unavailable, a bowl of dung beetles will suffice
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Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 06:34:09 PM
Love is a battlefield.
Specifically, a battlefield in Luxenberg.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 07:24:31 PM
Love is a battlefield.
Specifically, a battlefield in Luxenberg.
LUXEMBOURG!

Ahem... anyways, IPods prevent water pressure from causing you to implode while at excessive depths
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 07:28:03 PM
In the Sheboygan Public Library, they have a vending machine that dispenses hand made art.
Again, this is actually true.

"War of the Worlds" was conceptualied by Wells to be done as a peppy musical.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 07:31:07 PM
Ironically "Riding with death" was also conceptualized by HG Wells to be a musical.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 07:34:30 PM
As was Citizen Kane, actually.
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Post by: Tripe on July 25, 2007, 07:36:11 PM
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers however was originally conceived as a harrowing drama about Ozarks life.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 07:38:35 PM
The Vagina Monologues was an early LArry the Cable Guy routine, until it was taken over by those damn feminists.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 07:38:59 PM
Deliverance was a children's film in its first draft.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 07:45:21 PM
In the Old Testement, the Tribes of Israel kept worshipping Baal. This seems like a pretty easy thing for us modern people to avoid, but Baalism was the only religion around at that point that had full medical and dental.
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Post by: Tripe on July 25, 2007, 07:47:32 PM
In the Old Testement, the Tribes of Israel kept worshipping Baal. This seems like a pretty easy thing for us modern people to avoid, but Baalism was the only religion around at that point that had full medical and dental.
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

There's a great skit in that.

Back to the trivia

Japanese pop culture is renowned for being conventional to the point of tedium.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 07:54:29 PM
The famed "Indian Temple Monkies" are perfectly capable of human speech, but they stop talking as soon as people are in ear shot.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 08:21:57 PM
They have all kinds of cheese at the Winsleydale cheese shop.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 08:26:26 PM
Your computer is actually a Decepticon spy.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 08:27:28 PM
Cheese is readily available for purchase at the world famous Winsleydale cheese shop.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 08:31:11 PM
Skin Trade has a commission with the Winsleydale cheese shop.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 08:33:07 PM
I would like to say for the record that I am not being paid by Winsleydale cheese shop or any of its subsidiaries for advertisements *Accepts a large bag with a dollar sign on it from a strange man in a business suit*
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Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 08:42:38 PM
30% of the posters on these boardsare using their real names.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 08:46:08 PM
I am in that 30%
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 25, 2007, 08:52:42 PM
Bollywood is in fact a huge prank perpetrated by the people of India.
"Musicals and romances in the 21st century? Hahahahahahahaha!"
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 25, 2007, 09:05:25 PM
John Travolta says "Oh My Gawd" more often than your average californian teenage white girl.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 05:31:12 AM
It has now been established that 97% of all married men would leave their wives for some video game charicter.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 26, 2007, 09:33:29 AM
The other 3 percent would leave their wives for a Big Montana.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 10:07:03 AM
Godzilla uses a Mazer Cannon to brush his teeth.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 26, 2007, 04:35:46 PM
Kenneth Loring's film commentaries are absolutely brilliant and 100% accurate.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 26, 2007, 04:44:12 PM
Ossama Bin Laden enjoys RiffTrax.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 05:15:30 PM
We live in a fantasy world of computer simulation while robots use our bodies as batteries.
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Post by: RVR II on July 26, 2007, 05:16:32 PM
Mike Nelson is a figment of My imagination
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Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 05:24:44 PM
Fat rats are actully in those weird cylinders under the garbage disposal.
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Post by: RVR II on July 26, 2007, 05:39:45 PM
cromagnen man is really a dinosaur
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Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 06:00:47 PM
Both Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett are actually star children.
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Post by: RVR II on July 26, 2007, 06:02:02 PM
Gypsy was a Snorkel on MST3k
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 26, 2007, 06:02:49 PM
30% of the posters on these boardsare using their real names.

Like who?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 06:08:10 PM
Well, there's PSLowner, RobtheBarbarian, and Raven 166. Poor Raven, his parents hated him.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 26, 2007, 06:10:11 PM
I am a real actor
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 26, 2007, 06:11:10 PM
What baseless assumption leads you to believe that my name is Rob?  :P

And did you know that dogs are immune to capiaicin, the chemical in peppers that makes them hot?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 26, 2007, 06:13:00 PM
dogs eat car bumpers as snacks
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Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 06:14:38 PM
There is an entirely new and spectacularily advanced science based on New Age mysticism.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 26, 2007, 06:17:50 PM
jewelry was really made for rear-view mirrors
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 06:21:09 PM
The 70's were actually a prank perpetrated by the Baby Boomers.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 26, 2007, 06:22:01 PM
Hippys were running wild during the 1920's
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Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 07:12:29 PM
Beatniks evolved into birds.
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Post by: RVR II on July 26, 2007, 07:15:00 PM
Pteradactyls make Great Jetliners
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 26, 2007, 07:15:13 PM
RVR is my favorite humorist.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 26, 2007, 07:16:04 PM
RVR is my favorite humorist.
You sure that's not a Fact??
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Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 07:24:05 PM
Drew Barrymore's mother was a time travelling Madonna.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 26, 2007, 07:26:20 PM
three dog night was a missionary group
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 26, 2007, 07:28:36 PM
RVR is my favorite humorist.
You sure that's not a Fact??

YES....I triple checked my sources.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 26, 2007, 07:30:10 PM
Cool!

Beaver dam is a porn name
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 07:32:09 PM
There are 4,271 extraterrestrials currently working in the state department.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 26, 2007, 07:36:05 PM
Cloud 9 is in Gibralter Spain
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 07:41:38 PM
There is someone in a parralell universe who hears what you're saying when you talk to yourself.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 26, 2007, 07:45:09 PM
brussel sprouts come from the ocean floor
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Post by: Tripe on July 26, 2007, 07:46:26 PM
And taste delightful
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 07:47:01 PM
Sand is actually created not by grinding rocks, but, as we all already knew, those eye boogers we get in the morning.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 26, 2007, 07:50:54 PM
George W. Bush writes little hiakus on the back of Condi's shoulderblades while they watch Kindergarden Cop.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 07:53:26 PM
The first humans were not brown skinned,  pink skinned, mocha skinned, or red skinned. We were blue. End of discussion.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 26, 2007, 07:56:45 PM
Dick Cheney loves puppies, not only for their tasty meat, but for their yummy brains.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 07:59:38 PM
By 2031, nipple slips will be a widely recognized art form.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 26, 2007, 08:03:49 PM
By 2031, Dick Cheney will have evolved into billions of independent nanites with one goal:  to spread love and happiness throughout the galaxy by force.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 26, 2007, 08:06:42 PM
By 2031, we will have a Furry in office.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 26, 2007, 08:17:55 PM
Bird sh*t knocked me off line
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 26, 2007, 09:59:08 PM
By 2031, we will all be suffering under the repressive Cheese Prohibition.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 26, 2007, 10:27:06 PM
By 2031, man will have perfected the most advanced onion slicer ever imagined.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 26, 2007, 11:37:31 PM
By 2031 underwear will be obsolete, replaced by clear, freshness-dated vacuum bags.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 26, 2007, 11:46:50 PM
By 2031, Jenna Bush will finally be impeached from the office of the presidency for giving a blowjob in the oval office.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 05:40:56 AM
In 2031, it will all come crashing down.
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Post by: RVR II on July 27, 2007, 05:50:36 AM
2031 is tomorrow
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Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 06:05:38 AM
2031 is the adress of my favorite Chinese place. Coincidence?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on July 27, 2007, 06:07:56 AM
Jim Carrey's next film is called 2031
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Post by: RVR II on July 27, 2007, 06:18:52 AM
We make contact with the Marklars in 2031
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Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 06:38:24 AM
2032, the rebuilding begins.
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Post by: Tripe on July 27, 2007, 06:46:51 AM
2035 the contracters actually put in some work.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 06:48:13 AM
2036 the contractors go on strike.
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Post by: Tripe on July 27, 2007, 06:55:23 AM
Second half of 2036 the world is paral;ysed by the great Contractor Oglethon, no pretty women is safe.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 06:56:52 AM
God actually gets really offended when people try to pray while dressed. Church should, by divine law, be a lot more interesting.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 27, 2007, 08:22:59 AM
looking off the u.s. east coast, you can see China
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Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 01:10:10 PM
The Russians never dropped communism- They're just a lot more quiet about it, to keep people off their backs.
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Post by: RVR II on July 27, 2007, 01:12:48 PM
The Ruskies are making Vodka at the Chernobyl site
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 27, 2007, 04:22:08 PM
Goobacks come from the prehistoric age.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 04:25:24 PM
Onions feel pain.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 27, 2007, 04:37:06 PM
MIck Jagger actually gets a lot of satisfaction, especially in old-fashioned gun duels.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 04:50:34 PM
Jamaica exsists in another dimension: That's why you never see it on maps.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 27, 2007, 05:04:10 PM
The Bermuda triangle is more pyramid shaped than triangle-shaped.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 05:20:30 PM
Adam Sandler is just the three dimensional shadow of a fourth dimensional jackass.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 27, 2007, 06:00:01 PM
Adam Sandler is just the three dimensional shadow of a fourth dimensional jackass.
The waterboy actually pees a lot.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 27, 2007, 06:05:36 PM
Saint Hubbins is the patron saint of quality footwear.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 06:45:02 PM
I am the Patron Saint of Technical Support Provided by People From Other Nations.
And I'm not even Catholic anymore! The Vatican is just giving these things away, get em while they have em!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 27, 2007, 07:09:27 PM
The Maytag repairman is actually a cold, calculating vandalizer of other brands of washer/dryer sets.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 27, 2007, 07:11:45 PM
The Phantom of Krankor has evolved into a Star Child.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 27, 2007, 08:58:24 PM
Everyone is a star child except for you, you and you.... YOU know who i'm talking about!!!!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 27, 2007, 08:59:38 PM
300 is a movie about Bowling
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 27, 2007, 09:13:15 PM
2001 is a movie about the band 10,000 maniacs.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 27, 2007, 09:14:37 PM
Cheese wiz is a good substitute for fix-a-flat
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 27, 2007, 09:18:35 PM
Cheese wiz is a good substitute for fix-a-flat
That's pretty good!  ;D

Good homer is dead.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 27, 2007, 09:23:04 PM
spray paint can be used in place of gasoline
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 27, 2007, 09:25:26 PM
Asthma inhalers can be used to breathe underwater
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 27, 2007, 09:27:12 PM
drain-o makes a great replacement for milk
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 27, 2007, 09:27:45 PM
Cardboard is a tasty alternative to cereal.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 27, 2007, 09:28:59 PM
biscuits and gravy is not really food
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 27, 2007, 10:28:11 PM
It's possible to drive a Charleston chew around like a car.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 28, 2007, 03:47:14 AM
Wacky sentence fragments are a great substitute for jokes.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 28, 2007, 05:45:52 AM
Confuse-A-Cat is a real and highly sucsessful service in Denmark.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 28, 2007, 05:47:30 AM
the song, "livin on the Edge" is about living next to sewer drains
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 28, 2007, 05:59:41 AM
The Beatles lips synced.

rumblerumblerumblerumble
What's that sound?

rumblerumblerumblerumble

Oh dear goodness....
rumblerumblerumble

I didn't mean it!
RUMBLERUMBLE

I WAS JUST JOKING! REALLY, I LOVE THE BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 28, 2007, 06:02:18 AM
Badgers make great vacuum cleaners
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 28, 2007, 06:08:47 AM
The secret to Anti-Gravity is dry ice dipped in chocolate
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 28, 2007, 06:18:51 AM
confete comes from pieces of dried okra
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 28, 2007, 06:40:36 AM
Nature doesn't abhor a vacume- it's just empty spaces she doesn't like.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 28, 2007, 06:43:10 AM
THE VACUUM OF SPACE IS A GREAT PLACE TO LOUNGE AND RELAX TO ESCAPE THE EVERYDAY STRESS OF REALITY :grr:
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 28, 2007, 10:22:35 AM
There is actually an organization called "The People for putting things on top of other things".
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 28, 2007, 10:34:44 AM
pentagons have 8 sides
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Post by: Junkyard on July 28, 2007, 10:44:10 AM
The Onion is the only Newspaper to actually print the real, non- government approved news.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 28, 2007, 10:46:07 AM
An Octagon has 3 sides
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Post by: Junkyard on July 28, 2007, 11:00:00 AM
The host of Fact or Fiction was in fact Riker himself, time travelling.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 28, 2007, 11:01:13 AM
UFO's are just Human Catapults
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Post by: Junkyard on July 28, 2007, 11:06:05 AM
Aliens only do crop circles because they hate wheat.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 28, 2007, 11:07:40 AM
India worship cows because they tell them poems in Greek
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 28, 2007, 12:07:22 PM
Hindus pretend that they think everyone's god is one and the same because they believe in the brotherhood of Man, but it's only to piss off Fundamentalists.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 28, 2007, 12:08:14 PM
Budda parted the Red Sea
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 28, 2007, 02:46:00 PM
When I take a dump I think I time travel a little. (you know the ones where you grunt so hard you can feel your ear canals closing)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 28, 2007, 05:45:52 PM
Junkyard frequently has staring contests with shadows.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 28, 2007, 05:49:55 PM
And wins. Strange, strange little man.

AXL: ROSE IS GONNA WATCH YOU BLEED!

Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 28, 2007, 06:04:40 PM
AXL  Rose took his name from the Roman scribe Axlus Rosicus.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 28, 2007, 06:50:54 PM
Axl Rose is the name of the rear axel on a tricycle
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 28, 2007, 07:17:00 PM
Pop Music is short for Poptart Music.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 28, 2007, 07:41:19 PM
I like pop music.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 28, 2007, 08:23:50 PM
Axel Rose actually based his name on the little known insult "Asshole Bozo"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 28, 2007, 08:55:50 PM
Asshole-Bozo was my grandmother's maiden name.  Her married name became Asshole-Bozo-Clown.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 28, 2007, 09:29:30 PM
Those responsible for the fault in the subtitles have been sacked.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 28, 2007, 09:40:06 PM
Mayonnaise, when used in the correct quantity, is an anti-depressive.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 28, 2007, 09:48:20 PM
"In a gadda da vida" was originally written by I. Ron Butterfly.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 29, 2007, 05:17:19 AM
The Universe's most popular religion uses Douglas Adam's Hitchiker's Guide Series as a Bible.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 29, 2007, 06:24:50 AM
Never use the New Testament of the Bible as toilet paper, only the Old Testament.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 29, 2007, 09:14:45 AM
Pipe Cleaners can be used as replacment organs.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on July 29, 2007, 03:53:18 PM
Patrick Stewart was unaware that he was being filmed during much of the production of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 29, 2007, 04:30:31 PM
Luxury-yacht is actually pronounced Throat-wobbler mangrove.
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Post by: Junkyard on July 29, 2007, 06:25:41 PM
If you sit on bread for an hour, it turns into meat.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 29, 2007, 07:22:30 PM
Brent Spiner wore no make-up or contact lenses for ST:TNG....he's that color in real life.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 29, 2007, 07:24:21 PM
ST:TNG is a really stupid name for a show.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 29, 2007, 07:37:21 PM
In the Pumpkin hill stage you need to find 3 pieces of the master emerald.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 29, 2007, 08:42:03 PM
Poorly done Chiropractic Medicine has killed more people this year than drunk drivers.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 29, 2007, 10:17:13 PM
You can steal a missile convoy with a cardboard cutout of the president.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 29, 2007, 10:20:10 PM
The current President is a cardboard cutout.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 29, 2007, 10:32:41 PM
This is all due to congresses written order to the senate that when it comes to president elects that they "cut it out".
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 29, 2007, 10:36:02 PM
A cardboard cutout would be a worse president than our current leader.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 29, 2007, 10:37:11 PM
Cardboard cutouts are the best friends a nerd can ever have.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 30, 2007, 04:30:53 AM
Lara Croft exsists, and she gets hot for Nerds. You really do have a chance!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2007, 05:31:18 AM
simple math requires level 2 physics to complete
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 30, 2007, 05:35:09 AM
Taiwan imports all of it's stuff from Wisconsin, including it's ancient Bhuddist temples.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2007, 05:37:19 AM
goats were once ducks back in history
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 30, 2007, 05:39:19 AM
Most candy has some earwax in it.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2007, 05:41:52 AM
jewelry is all made of sand
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 30, 2007, 05:45:35 AM
Coleman Frances was the director behind all of the major movie masterpieces we know and love. Skydivers, Red Zone Cuba, and BEast of Yukka Flats were all parody films he made during quiet weekends with his friends.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2007, 05:47:59 AM
schools are breading grounds for cows
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 30, 2007, 01:23:58 PM
That's CLOWNS.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 30, 2007, 01:25:42 PM
Clowns breed only during their Pon-far.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2007, 01:26:38 PM
do-do birds are on the comeback
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 30, 2007, 01:32:10 PM
There is a resturant in Detroit that will, for a heavy price, serve roast Dodo, Carrier Pidgeon Kabobs, and Bigfoot Steaks.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2007, 01:38:38 PM
bed bugs come from Uranus
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 30, 2007, 01:42:02 PM
Yeah their called crabs.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2007, 01:43:47 PM
D'OH!

Gitter bugs are really butterflies
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 30, 2007, 02:23:54 PM
Jitter Bigs are really hip, Daddy-o.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2007, 02:28:49 PM
the phrase; 'somewhat of a cow' refers to skinny kids
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 30, 2007, 03:21:28 PM
Gunpowder was invented by the Neanderthals, and was stolen by the Chinese.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2007, 03:23:52 PM
living a lie is the sum of 2 + 2
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 30, 2007, 03:43:09 PM
2 + 2 = 55
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 30, 2007, 03:59:47 PM
55 is not a number.  It is in fact the NAZI symbol for their secret police.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 30, 2007, 04:23:52 PM
The Nazi secret police all had interchangeable genitalia.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2007, 04:25:06 PM
titanium is a weak metal
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 30, 2007, 04:26:07 PM
My butt doesn't smell.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2007, 04:33:21 PM
My butt doesn't smell.
:D :D :D
 :clap: :clap: :clap:
Now why didn't I think of that one??

boogers are a Great source of various Vitamins
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: MarkAndrew on July 30, 2007, 04:40:02 PM
Threesomes increase life expectancy in males over the age of 32.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 30, 2007, 04:41:59 PM
Thirty-two-somes decrease life expectancy in males under the age of 3.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2007, 04:46:47 PM
Threesomes increase life expectancy in males over the age of 32.
REALLY?!
Better tell the wife I'll be inviting a girl 'friend' over to... talk :D

Practicing the 'Missionary' position with Oreo's produces interesting results
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 30, 2007, 05:07:07 PM
Romeo was actually gay, but went to great lengths to hide it.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on July 30, 2007, 07:47:32 PM
Dinosaurs discovered the first spoon.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2007, 07:48:31 PM
Brontosaurus Burgers are still a Delicacy
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on July 30, 2007, 08:09:02 PM
The sitcom "Friends" is the greatest achievement heretofore accomplished by humankind.

Between roles, Harrison Ford makes a very comfortable living as a professional chainsaw juggler.

If every sparrow on Earth sang a certain chord in unison, it would bring about the end of the world.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 30, 2007, 08:16:43 PM
Rachel Ray is the Anti-Christ.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 30, 2007, 08:34:58 PM
The mark of the beast is actually a sphincter.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 30, 2007, 10:36:29 PM
Sphincter boys are now only 50% sphincter.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on July 31, 2007, 05:03:27 AM
Titanium tastes great.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on July 31, 2007, 08:46:16 PM
My friends all commit suicide... no wait, that's actually true.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 01, 2007, 04:39:53 AM
Suicide is painless; it brings on many changes
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 01, 2007, 04:54:50 AM
Junkyard is going to have the Optimus Boxered signature forever.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 01, 2007, 05:01:37 AM
Optimus Prime eats boxers for fuel
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 01, 2007, 05:11:01 AM
Energon Cubes aren't food, more like a stimulant.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 01, 2007, 05:13:22 AM
Insects caught on the autobots grills while in vehicle mode are used for extra traction when stuck in mud
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 01, 2007, 06:47:40 AM
There is a multi-dimensional alliance that has purposefully avoided letting as join, as apparently our dimension is the stupidest of all worlds.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 01, 2007, 07:03:50 AM
Elvis just talked to me about math
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 01, 2007, 07:13:48 AM
Dreams about MASH mean you'll have good BM's the next day.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 01, 2007, 07:26:57 AM
MASH was really a show about Mashed Potatoes
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 01, 2007, 12:03:34 PM
I own a cock ring.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 01, 2007, 02:47:20 PM
I own an IUD.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 01, 2007, 03:30:50 PM
i pwned all ur @sses in sta rcraft lst nite!!!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: call_me_nuveena on August 01, 2007, 05:19:00 PM
Tom Cruise can taste yellow.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 01, 2007, 05:20:17 PM
The Write The Future thread is completely accurate.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 01, 2007, 05:26:15 PM
I designed Grotesquio.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 01, 2007, 05:28:03 PM
I have no second thoughts about making this my sig.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 01, 2007, 07:16:20 PM
This is caketown.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 01, 2007, 07:22:40 PM
BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!

Anyway, anyone can get hair like Final Fantasy 7's Cloud. You just have to rub peanut butter and pig blood into your hair before you go to bed.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 01, 2007, 07:26:11 PM
I shot a man in Reno...just to watch him die.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 01, 2007, 07:28:43 PM
Corpse robbing was a popular recess game in 17th Century France.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 01, 2007, 07:31:33 PM
Edward Nelson's Time Chasers account is not the nickname of my online checking account.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 01, 2007, 07:34:14 PM
Sparta and the character Sparda from "Devil May Cry" are the same exact thing.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 01, 2007, 07:43:01 PM
Hunter Thompson's friends and family did not shoot his ashes into the sky with a giant fist.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 01, 2007, 09:28:40 PM
"Time Chasers" was originally a play written by Xerxes the cat.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: call_me_nuveena on August 01, 2007, 09:36:08 PM
A solar eclipse is the result of Christopher Walken randomly expressing that he's had too much sun.

Or, if you prefer:

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/temicons/walken001.jpg)


Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 01, 2007, 10:03:43 PM
Christopher Walken actually does not do much walking.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: call_me_nuveena on August 01, 2007, 10:08:30 PM
Christopher Walken actually does not do much walking.

And yet he has trademarked the act.  Every time you take a step, $.05 is donated to charity in Christopher Walken's name.

Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sharktopus on August 01, 2007, 10:13:28 PM
If you lick a prince, you'll turn into a toad. Where do you think Prince William's girlfriends keep disappearing to?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 02, 2007, 04:52:13 AM
Endangered species get the senior citizen discount at Denny's.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 02, 2007, 08:39:30 AM
Pianos were originally used as toilets.  To flush you had to play an inspiring melody that was judged by a Troll beneath the bench.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 02, 2007, 08:45:05 AM
Since new technologies have made their old jobs obsolete, Trolls are now in charge of over the phone customer service for most major companies.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 02, 2007, 01:42:34 PM
Extinct species of Dinosaurs get a discount on Full Salad's at Dion's.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 02, 2007, 05:16:22 PM
Godzilla has a custom made, 100 foot bottle of Cadmium Tums for when he begins to go into meltdown.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 02, 2007, 05:18:03 PM
All dinosaurs eat free at the Olive Garden (must show proof of dinosaurism).
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 02, 2007, 05:26:10 PM
Proof of dinosaurism in the Olive Garden is for the potential dinosaur to eat the hostess.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 02, 2007, 05:32:15 PM
(lots of staff turn-over)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on August 02, 2007, 05:34:10 PM
If you eat food thats been on the floor longer than 5 seconds you will die.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 02, 2007, 05:50:51 PM
A hospital floor will buy you another 3 seconds.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 02, 2007, 05:56:35 PM
A nudey booth subtracts 1 minute.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 02, 2007, 07:02:45 PM
If the food is heavily salted, and it's dropped somewhere in a particle detection facility, the 5 second rule can extend to a full 15 seconds.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 02, 2007, 11:13:19 PM
Wheel of fortune will soon be replaced by "Wheel of Fish".
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 02, 2007, 11:31:37 PM
Water-boarding is a recreational activity at the Cheney residence.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 03, 2007, 12:05:25 AM
You can be asleep to do wake boarding.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on August 03, 2007, 12:37:12 AM
Wheel of fortune will soon be replaced by "Wheel of Fish".

SHE TOOK THE BOX! SHE TOOK THE BOX! AND WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?--- NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY- NOTHIIIIIIIIIIING! STUUUUUPIIIIIIIID! YOU SO STUUUUPIIIIIIIIIID!

Oh, and uh, Llamas have been known to bring wealth and power to those willing to date them regularly, but you have to call them the next day. :^)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 03, 2007, 05:10:44 AM
Killer Robots are easily fooled, so you can escape them simply by putting a box over your head and going "beep beep boop!"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 03, 2007, 10:13:22 AM
SHE TOOK THE BOX! SHE TOOK THE BOX! AND WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?--- NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY- NOTHIIIIIIIIIIING! STUUUUUPIIIIIIIID! YOU SO STUUUUPIIIIIIIIIID!
It's also possible to make Plutonium from common household items. ;D
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 03, 2007, 10:31:36 AM
Junkyard totally understands what Pak Man and Skin Trade are referencing. No confusion at all.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 03, 2007, 10:36:38 AM
Junkyard totally understands what Pak Man and Skin Trade are referencing. No confusion at all.
I think Junkyard completely understands what I am referencing.  :D
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 03, 2007, 11:39:16 AM
Junkyard isn't at this point dying to know.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 03, 2007, 11:53:03 AM
I am going to tell Junkyard right now what I was referencing. Yes... right now.  ;D
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 03, 2007, 12:48:15 PM
They do not, in fact, have it all at UHF.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 03, 2007, 02:53:40 PM
Skateboarding is illegal on the sun.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 03, 2007, 03:46:06 PM
20% of all actressess in Hollywood are actually CGI.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 03, 2007, 03:54:17 PM
60% of all actresses in Hollywood can't spell CGI.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 03, 2007, 03:57:06 PM
All Hot Blond Women Teach Physical Physics in the Classroom! I'm So There!!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 03, 2007, 03:58:48 PM
86% of all actresses in Hollywood think the greenscreen is just a really lame set.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 03, 2007, 04:00:11 PM
Porn is made at an Elementary School level.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 03, 2007, 04:07:15 PM
FAKE trivia, man.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 03, 2007, 04:11:08 PM
FAKE trivia, man.
OH! Forgot about that.. My Bad!

Porn chicks carry their favorite gardening tool to work with them every day.. A Hoe!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 03, 2007, 07:26:56 PM
Ron Jeremy was forced by Porn Law to change his last name to Jeremy, as his family name, Hardwood, was already a porn name. Their laws are strange, but fair.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 03, 2007, 09:42:00 PM
In Portugal, it is considered perfectly acceptable to look at porn in church.  In fact, many Portugese churches hand out porno-mags in lieu of weekly bulletins.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Cibernético II on August 03, 2007, 09:59:27 PM
The Vatican is owner to the world's second largest collection of pornagraphic materials. Owner of the largest: Kevin Murphy.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 03, 2007, 10:58:48 PM
Kevin Murphy's real voice sounds like Crow's
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 05:25:06 AM
Folk music is a Democrat conspiracy.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 04, 2007, 01:43:02 PM
My turds are shiny and soft.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 03:01:00 PM
Lucille Ball never died. She just got a crap load of plastic surgery and changed her name to Lucy Lui.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 04, 2007, 08:31:49 PM
Daniel Day Lewis has an evil twin named Daniel Night Lewis, and one day they must do battle.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 04, 2007, 08:33:49 PM
Lice taste like apricots.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 05, 2007, 12:03:34 AM
Lice taste like apricots.
Jesus Christ dude, I hope you don't know that from personal experience.

Ahem, anyways, You can demagnetize a cassette with magma.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 05:25:16 AM
If you crush a piece of coal between your palms as hard as you can, you'll end up with filthy hands.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 05, 2007, 02:22:41 PM
My real name is Rodofi Zithkoff
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 02:26:29 PM
NASA has a long tradition of astronauts wearing naughty underwear under their spacesuits.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 05, 2007, 02:30:13 PM
Angelina Jolie is in my bedroom right now  and she's wearing naughty underwear.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 02:35:56 PM
Before all it's various retellings, Beowulf was a story about gardening.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 05, 2007, 02:40:32 PM
Colin Ferrel is a dignified, intelligent human being.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 03:19:03 PM
Cheese isn't actually an ingredient of pizza afterall.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 05, 2007, 03:31:14 PM
Robthebarbarian's name isn't meant "Rob" as in "Robert", as in "Robert the Barbarian".  It's meant as an action, as in "to steal from the barbarian".
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 03:51:45 PM
It's a little known fact that burritos are not actually Mexican.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 05, 2007, 04:02:26 PM
Jay Kordich was the studio's first pick for the role of Leonidas in the film 300.  However, they soon realized that no one would believe that he could be defeated by a mere colossal Persian army.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 05, 2007, 05:01:10 PM
Urine was the first mouthwash because of its natural crime-fighting properties.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 05:03:26 PM
Capes give people super powers if they only BELIEVE!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 05, 2007, 05:06:26 PM
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.  But in Soviet Russia, some days a bomb just can't get rid of YOU!

(I know, I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel here.)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 05:26:36 PM
In Soviet Russia, cows tip you.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 05:29:03 PM
In Soviet Russia, secret police kill you!




Oh, wait...
 
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 05, 2007, 05:30:10 PM
This is her Real Height!
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/02/Sexy.jpg)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 05:33:00 PM
It turns out that Tequila is actually worm urine.

Those little floating guys sure are bountiful...
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 05:33:24 PM
Aliens were going to invade Earth until they recieved broadcasts of "Cheers," at which point they called it off. Ted Danson's face is apparently mind numbingly horrifying to anyone with a triple helix.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 06:08:16 PM
I have a triple helix (apparently). :)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 05, 2007, 06:17:55 PM
Helicoptors do not have a double or triple helix.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 05, 2007, 06:21:19 PM
Junkyard spends a disproportianate amount of his thinking life on trying to imagine what properties a creature with a triple helix would posess.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 07:43:44 PM
The vegetarians have it all wrong... trees are animals too.

Also, in space, EVERYONE can hear you scream.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 05, 2007, 07:45:42 PM
Everytime you eat a tree, a cow gets its wings.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 05, 2007, 08:06:41 PM
Turkeys are actually a very large type of moss.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 05, 2007, 08:28:30 PM
Robert Denby is in fact a turkey.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 05, 2007, 08:38:26 PM
Rice cakes are edible.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 05, 2007, 08:42:41 PM
Rice cakes aren't actually made from rice. They're made from 25 year old styrofoam cups.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 05, 2007, 09:33:57 PM
Strawberries aren't really berries, they're a legume.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 06:53:49 AM
Evolution is a fraud. As is Creation. Natural, easily explained processes just make young planets form animals and plantes directly out of the ground.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 06, 2007, 01:29:45 PM
Junkyard is a procedural coding-driven Artificial Intelligence entity, compelled by its scriptual imperitives to post no less than 40 times a day.

Explains a lot, really... :)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 07:42:24 PM
Piggly Wiggly Grocery Stores is in fact a front for a World Conspiracy.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 06, 2007, 07:46:05 PM
StarCraft: Ghost is totally going to come out soon.  Seriously, it'll be on the shelves in a year or two.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 06, 2007, 07:52:32 PM
The Film Crew SUX  :scared:
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 06, 2007, 07:54:35 PM
I love it when you mock me.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 08:06:25 PM
The Warcraft Movie is going to be epic.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 06, 2007, 08:09:40 PM
Star Trek 11 is based on the Cylon invasion of StarFleet
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 08:12:35 PM
Trains actually ran on magic until 1857.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 06, 2007, 08:16:16 PM
Bilbo Baggins Balladeer is a muppet
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 06, 2007, 08:18:16 PM
Evil Muppets are made of velvet.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 06, 2007, 09:49:22 PM
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 06, 2007, 10:24:53 PM
Sufjan Stevens' "Come On Feel The Illinoise!" has been named Illinois's state album.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 06, 2007, 11:06:56 PM
The Bermuda triangle is nothing more than a wedge of cheese.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 07, 2007, 04:29:58 AM
Most cheese found in supermarkets is actually made from dog's milk.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on August 07, 2007, 05:10:09 AM
Unlike most mammals, the milk of dogs is obtained from the male of the species.

Edit

Damn I shouldn't simultaneously read forums that critique The Daily Mail (Britain's preeminent petty- fascist rag) it plays tricks on the mind.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 07:02:00 AM
Using Dog Mail to get milk is, technically, against federal law.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 07, 2007, 09:36:09 AM
On the subatomic level all creatures, plants and things are made up of building blocks called Jimmy Neutrons.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 07, 2007, 10:15:49 AM
In Norway, rather than using concrete objects as currency, they use concepts and ideas.   The fact that cold, wet days make you sad will get you a computer in Norway.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 07, 2007, 10:31:14 AM
Everyone loves to see your vacation pictures.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 07, 2007, 01:48:23 PM
Fake trivia is all fake.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 07, 2007, 03:58:24 PM
You are the one who is the fake.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 07, 2007, 04:01:42 PM
Breast implants are a waste of money, because all breasts are already made of silicon.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 07, 2007, 04:08:52 PM
People can actually will the growth of both their own muscles and breasts, it's just that everyone thinks you need diet, excersize, or plastic surgery.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 07, 2007, 04:28:16 PM
Compact discs are made from baby ewoks.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 07, 2007, 08:05:16 PM
Goldfish snack crackers are made from wheat, flour, cheese, and real goldfish.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 07, 2007, 08:16:40 PM
Pop Tarts are made from 93% real tarts (not the kind that hang around on street corners, the edible fruit kind).
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 07, 2007, 09:08:20 PM
The other 7% is however, made from the kind of tart that hangs around on street corners.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 07, 2007, 10:18:26 PM
Handsome Pete is a good friend of mine.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 08, 2007, 06:52:40 AM
Shelly Winters, Amy Chilton, Ryan Beckwith, and the entire cast of Scary Go Round are in fact all real people, who John Allison has been stalking for the last decade, and writing comics about.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sharktopus on August 08, 2007, 07:27:56 AM
Shelly Winters, Amy Chilton, Ryan Beckwith, and the entire cast of Scary Go Round are in fact all real people, who John Allison has been stalking for the last decade, and writing comics about.

That's common knowledge. The characters from Bobbins, oddly enough, are entirely fictional, however.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 08, 2007, 08:54:52 AM
The Harry Potter series is an allegory for the subtle return of communism happening in Russia.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hebs on August 08, 2007, 09:31:06 AM
Everyone loves to see your vacation pictures.

 :clap:
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 08, 2007, 02:45:36 PM
Sometimes I touch myself?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 08, 2007, 05:12:18 PM
Fake Trivia, man. (Meanwhile, unbeknownst to me, Better Tomorrow is actually quadrapalegic.)

There is a dimension made up entirely of anthrophomorphic animals versions of humanity. They spend all their time singing, dancing, and ritually murdering each other.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 08, 2007, 05:34:31 PM
I used to have a friend who lived at 1634 Racine.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 08, 2007, 06:03:20 PM
The money was actually farther down in the toilet bowl.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 08, 2007, 06:21:05 PM
Godzilla orders special plutonium energy bars through Amazon.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on August 08, 2007, 06:22:10 PM
Amazon.com has a special subscription site that allows its members to order actual Amazon Warriors for a reasonable price.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 08, 2007, 07:42:34 PM
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5053/johnwilmot2ur1.jpg)

^^ This is what TripeHoundRedux really looks like.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 08, 2007, 07:47:21 PM
Sinead O'Connor used to use steroids to make her hair grow back.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 08, 2007, 07:51:34 PM
Bjork was born when a unicorn and a Mac user made love in a vat of paint.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 08, 2007, 07:53:08 PM
Reed Richards is in fact, Plastic man.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 08, 2007, 08:09:25 PM
Plastic man is actually made out of play-doh.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 08, 2007, 09:14:56 PM
Play-doh is actually made of plastic
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on August 09, 2007, 05:34:22 AM
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5053/johnwilmot2ur1.jpg)

^^ This is what TripeHoundRedux really looks like.

No no,

This
(http://www.trashfiction.co.uk/terry_thomas.jpg)
Is what I really look like.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 09, 2007, 05:36:26 AM
ID4 was Really Riffed by Aliens
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: YoohooRiffer on August 09, 2007, 05:54:29 AM
Captain Kirk's favorite breakfast food is Ba-KHAN!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 09, 2007, 06:03:58 AM
Zombies instinctively know how to play the violin.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on August 09, 2007, 06:08:36 AM
Stradivarius was, in fact, a Windego.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 09, 2007, 07:45:43 AM
ID4 Rifftrax will be released Today (I Wish!)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 09, 2007, 08:06:16 AM
Bill Corbett's new picture shoot is really just a couple of scans from his driver's license photo.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 09, 2007, 08:10:47 AM
ID4 UFO's are Really Dinner Bowls
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 09, 2007, 09:01:27 AM
Will Smith has a really wide acting range.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 09, 2007, 12:59:54 PM
Jeff Goldblum used his 'Fly' gimmick to scare off the ID4 Aliens
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on August 09, 2007, 05:27:23 PM
I WAS THE ONE THAT CANCELLED STAR TREK!!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 09, 2007, 05:41:22 PM
I cancelled Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 09, 2007, 07:44:12 PM
I once hired assassins to hunt down the person who had MST3K cancelled.

They were given instructions to tell the person, just before they killed them, "Your contract has been... revoked."
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 09, 2007, 09:28:55 PM
I am the reason you haven't received your Film Crew dvd yet.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 10, 2007, 04:34:07 AM
Half of all fog is sentient.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 10, 2007, 11:07:42 AM
John Linnell and Sufjan Stevens once had a fight to determine whether "State Songs" or Stevens' entire albums about Michigan and Illinois was superior.  After several hours, the elder cult rocker and the younger indie rocker, both severely bruised and beaten, with their clothes torn to shreds and barely hanging from their bloody, sweat-covered bodies, stood up straight, looked each other in the eyes, shook hands, and said, in unison, "Well done", and both went their separate ways, neither knowing if or when they would see the other again, but both knowing that they would never forget each other.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 11, 2007, 05:39:57 AM
20 of our US presidents, as well as both Ben Franklin and Martin Luther King Jr were werewolves.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 11, 2007, 10:35:36 AM
John Adams once accidentally read aloud a passage from the Necronomicon Ex Mortis and unleashed a swarm of the undead upon Philadelphia.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 11, 2007, 10:50:10 AM
Bill Paxton stars in ID4
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 11, 2007, 12:47:45 PM
I shot your dog! >:D
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 11, 2007, 01:05:01 PM
Luck is not a lady, except about once or twice a month, when Luck camps it up.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: He What Must Be Named on August 11, 2007, 02:55:30 PM
During the 1956 Ice Crème' Consortium in Geneva, otherwise known as the Geneva Cream Consortium, the flavor known as Dr. Goatflag's Spanish Black flower Extract or D.G.S.B.E. was renamed Vanilla to spare Ice cream Truck Drivers the tedious effort of listening to five year olds attempting to explain that they wanted a Chocolate and Dr. Goatflag's Spanish Black flower Extract swirl ice cream. Likewise Snozeberries were banned from production as an ice cream flavor thanks to malevolent machinations of the maniacal mad man Willy Wonka who planned to re-release the flavor twenty years later as a means to corner the Snozeberry market.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on August 11, 2007, 03:57:04 PM
During the 1956 Ice Crème' Consortium in Geneva, otherwise known as the Geneva Cream Consortium, the flavor known as Dr. Goatflag's Spanish Black flower Extract or D.G.S.B.E. was renamed Vanilla to spare Ice cream Truck Drivers the tedious effort of listening to five year olds attempting to explain that they wanted a Chocolate and Dr. Goatflag's Spanish Black flower Extract swirl ice cream. Likewise Snozeberries were banned from production as an ice cream flavor thanks to malevolent machinations of the maniacal mad man Willy Wonka who planned to re-release the flavor twenty years later as a means to corner the Snozeberry market.
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
That was not a masterful piece of trivial fakery.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: He What Must Be Named on August 11, 2007, 04:22:30 PM
King Kong was really a normal sized gorilla while all the actors and actresses who appeared in the movie were actually only five to six inches tall.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 11, 2007, 07:22:10 PM
Sometimes when I'm alone I get scared and say a little prayer to satan.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 11, 2007, 09:04:13 PM
The ID4 Aliens Came In PEACE!!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 11, 2007, 09:15:13 PM
There are no such thing as "gizzards."

Also, it turns out that gallstones are actually pancreal stones. Those crazy doctors... can't keep their body parts straight.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 11, 2007, 09:20:30 PM
Will Smith 'Busted A Rhyme' to Beat the Aliens!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 11, 2007, 09:41:38 PM
Many authors proclaimed Kevin J. Anderson's Star Wars novel Darksaber to be such an outstanding work of literature that there was no point in them continuing to write, because Kevin J. Anderson had done it-- he had achieved literary perfection, and there was nothing more to be said.  Then they all had themselves a good laugh and went back to work.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 11, 2007, 09:42:23 PM
ID4 is a Bill Paxton vehicle.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 11, 2007, 09:43:35 PM
The ID4 Alien Spaceships were Giant Chocolate Chip Cookies
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 11, 2007, 09:44:00 PM
heh... Bill Paxton isn't even a Bill Paxton vehicle. ;)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 11, 2007, 09:48:01 PM
Bill Pullman & Bill Paxton are TWINS!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 11, 2007, 10:01:09 PM
Bill Pullman & Bill Paxton are TWINS!

In a secret lab off the coast of Denmark, scientists have genetically spliced the twins together to create a superbill... Pax Pullton.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 11, 2007, 10:03:55 PM
Bill Pullman & Bill Paxton are TWINS!

In a secret lab off the coast of Denmark, scientists have genetically spliced the twins together to create a superbill... Pax Pullton.
:D :D :D
Maybe they were Originally "Siamese Twins"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 12, 2007, 08:17:23 AM
An ounce of Snapping Turtle blood can power a small city for a month.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 12, 2007, 08:20:09 AM
Hurricane 'Fluffy' is gonna tag Hawaii in a couple more days
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 12, 2007, 08:23:09 AM
Green Lantern is deathly afraid of cheddar.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 12, 2007, 08:27:48 AM
Junkyard's 'Mothra' avatar is gonna stop moving in 3 seconds
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 12, 2007, 08:33:57 AM
Don't be redi- huh? Dammit!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 12, 2007, 08:40:47 AM
My Panthers' Chicks below are gonna start making out (again) with each other..
Just stare at them for a couple of minutes...
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 12, 2007, 08:44:17 AM
My anal warts are going away.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 12, 2007, 08:49:21 AM
Extreme sports were developed by aliens to weed out the stupider members of the Human Race.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 12, 2007, 11:53:16 PM
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Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 13, 2007, 05:16:02 AM
Ice is just a rock that doesn't believe in itself.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 13, 2007, 06:37:35 AM
Thi ID4 Aliens Actually Live on the Moon
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 13, 2007, 06:51:56 AM
It is perfectly legal to kill and eat a Furry.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 13, 2007, 07:01:07 AM
Pocket Lint Balls make Great Chewing Gum
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 13, 2007, 07:06:51 AM
People are basically good.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 13, 2007, 07:10:42 AM
Siberian Huskies are Evil
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 13, 2007, 07:23:06 PM
Everyone on this board has a life.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 13, 2007, 07:28:29 PM
That didn't hit home.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 13, 2007, 07:59:49 PM
Mitchell is a good cop.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 13, 2007, 08:14:58 PM
That "cornfield" kid from Twilight Zone grew up to be a hockey player.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 13, 2007, 08:20:24 PM
Legal Zoom is Speeding.. Legally
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 13, 2007, 08:27:12 PM
South Park is actually based on a German comic strip from the late 1800's - early 1900's called Die Verrückten Kurzen Kerle, or "The Crazy Short Guys".  The strip took place in a small town called Südlicher Platz, or "Place In The South", and starred the characters Erik, Keil, Stanislaus, and Kenny.  The similarities between the show and the strip are striking, but there are a few noticable differences.  For instance, the four leads, rather than being unusually foul-mouthed fourth graders were just regular foul-mouthed adults who happened to be extremely short.  Also, although Kenny in the strip almost exactly resembles Kenny in the show, in the strip Kenny was actually female, and was quite buxom when she took off her coat.  (A source of many of the stips notable running gags, one which, in the show was replaced with Kenny being killed in every episode.)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 05:49:27 AM
South Park's Cartman, is Really Tall
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 06:20:33 AM
All the History Channel hosts are CGI.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 06:22:41 AM
The Comedy Central channel is all about horror flics
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 06:36:10 AM
"Monk" was a show created specifically to cause Man's downfall.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 06:37:21 AM
Pizza Pie is really Chocolate Ex Lax
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 06:45:17 AM
You know those wretched little dogs in 14th through 16th century paintings? Those were the work of 19th century vandals.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 14, 2007, 06:46:29 AM
Cool! The Vandals conquered South America
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 14, 2007, 11:58:17 AM
The Visigoths invented line dancing.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 14, 2007, 03:07:40 PM
I...AM.....the lord of dance.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on August 14, 2007, 04:39:30 PM
Surprising as it may seem, the cell phone would not exist without the ingenuity of Jayne Mansfield, when not appearing in stag films to pay for shoes for Mariska and her siblings, Mansfield patented a coding system that would be used to create modern cell phone technology.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 16, 2007, 05:50:20 AM
8 minutes after our first TV broadcast, the sun decided to start on it's way to becoming a red giant.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 12:11:36 PM
Every single image that has ever come from the Hubble telescope is actually a fake. There is no Hubble telescope. As far as scientists know, there is nothing outside of the Sol solar system.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 16, 2007, 07:38:47 PM
I was the only one left after the appocalypse, all the bowling alleys had been wrecked, so I spent most of my time looking for beer.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 08:14:06 PM
Rum is made by elves.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 16, 2007, 08:31:34 PM
Bugs Bunny was created by Herbert Hoover.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 16, 2007, 08:41:58 PM
Carrots were invented by Bugs Bunny.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 17, 2007, 09:37:59 AM
Bugs Bunny was a socialist.  He was imprisoned with Eugene Debs for pooping on a bible outside of a Denny's in Montepelier, Vermont in 1934.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on August 17, 2007, 09:45:17 AM
Eugene Debs actually won the 1906 Presidential Election.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 17, 2007, 09:57:53 AM
Eugene Debs actually was elected president and ran the country until 1980 when he was assassinated by John Lennon outside of an Arby's in New York.  The argument began when Lennon bumped into Debs as they were dumping their trays in the trash.  Lennon pulled a gun.....
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 17, 2007, 11:57:04 AM
Major League Baseball really IS spying on us, pretty much 'round the clock. By a bizarre coincidence, the Simpsons got it completely right.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 17, 2007, 04:48:27 PM
I wash my back with a loofa every morning.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 17, 2007, 04:49:46 PM
eew..

I walk with my hands
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on August 17, 2007, 04:58:43 PM
I wash my back with a loofa every morning.

While I use falafel nightly.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 17, 2007, 07:48:41 PM
Falafel really DOES mean "crunch patty" in English. Again, the Simpsons was right. Who knew?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 17, 2007, 07:52:42 PM
Police are allowed, and in some states obligated, to eat a piece of any murder victims they find.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 17, 2007, 11:02:49 PM
Futurama takes place in the distant past.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 18, 2007, 06:15:24 AM
Similarly, The Flinstones is actually a story about mankind's re-emergence from the next Ice Age, 70,000 years from now. That's why they had all of those "modern" conveniences.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 18, 2007, 05:07:27 PM
Reality TV is really entertaining.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 18, 2007, 05:09:37 PM
Casablanca was actually a documentary.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 18, 2007, 05:11:39 PM
Adam Sandler movies are very well-thought out, intelligent, witty and funny.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 18, 2007, 05:14:26 PM
I live in the No-Spin Zone with my mommy.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 18, 2007, 05:20:40 PM
In the future, they will digitally put long-dead celebs into movies. For example, John Wayne will star in the long awaited "Duke Nukem" movie.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 18, 2007, 05:25:31 PM
George Lucas is now 80% CG.

(http://www.webcomicsnation.com/memberimages/38_copy3.png)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 19, 2007, 06:15:21 AM
So George Lucas is a Rainbow Warrior now.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 06:17:41 AM
Love means never having to say you're sorry.


(Seriously, that's STUPID, movie. What were you thinking?)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 19, 2007, 06:23:32 AM
That movie moves me to sadness :D
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 09:48:35 AM
The human sense of humor is in fact just mind-bending terror. When we hear Leslie Nielson say, "And don't call me Shirley," we are in fact scared out of our minds. Humor is just how we as a species cope.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 19, 2007, 01:00:44 PM
The neverending story actually ends about 10 minutes in. On a side note, Final Fantasy will go on forever... and ever... and ever...
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 19, 2007, 05:46:46 PM
John Stossel, Walter Williams, Michelle Malkin, and Kathleen Parker are the members of a crime-fighting superteam called the Cosmic Squad, a group dedicated to defending the world from the forces of the Evil Alien Zombie Lord Tholozan, and his Brotherhood Of Malevolence.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 19, 2007, 07:48:30 PM
The brakes on my car don't work so I use my feet.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 19, 2007, 07:49:36 PM
eating glass is healthy
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 08:16:19 PM
In an Alternate Universe where Patrick Stewart was chosen to play James T. Kirk in the original series, the world was destroyed by nuclear war in 1996. Are the two things connected? Who knows?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 19, 2007, 08:21:01 PM
The original theme song to Jack of all trades went "Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack...... JACK! Jack!.... OF ALL TRADES!"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 08:25:47 PM
All minorities DO look alike within their own races. Even they agree, and would openly state it if approched.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 19, 2007, 08:27:50 PM
A clockwork orange was originally rated PG.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 08:31:38 PM
Tie Clips can be used to kill someone from as far away as 30 yards.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 19, 2007, 08:35:42 PM
Legislative sessions are called Circle Jerks in my state.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 09:05:27 PM
In every post I write, I have to go back and turn all of my R's into F's and all my F's into R's. Othefwise, it would make rof some really wiefd posts, rankly.

(This is only halr ralse. It's mofe like halr the time.)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 20, 2007, 12:02:08 AM
Winsleydale has the best cheese on Earth.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 20, 2007, 08:43:19 AM
Nickelodeon's "Doug" cartoon was based on a true story about a young boy's life up until his public declaration of homosexuality in the 9th grade. Disney retooled the show when they bought the rights, and made sure the later episodes containing the gay revelations were never aired.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 20, 2007, 11:01:01 AM
Those electronic bellybutton bugs from the Matrix are available on Amazon.com.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 20, 2007, 12:23:10 PM
Amazon.com is run by actual amazons.

Also, wikipedia.org is a front for the mafia. They launder money while you browse.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 20, 2007, 02:53:48 PM
Hamburgers cause leprosy.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 20, 2007, 02:54:45 PM
VICK IS A DOG LOVER!!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 20, 2007, 04:03:28 PM
Hooker's a good cop!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 21, 2007, 11:24:45 AM
Hurricane Dean gobbled up all the seafood in it's path
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 21, 2007, 09:15:04 PM
Hurricane Dean also gobbled up all the delicious Winsleydale cheese from the Winsleydale cheese shop in Leicester, England.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 21, 2007, 09:58:45 PM
Hurricane Dean often gets teased by all the other hurricanes for having such a wussy name. 
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 21, 2007, 11:16:38 PM
The Next Hurricane will be called Winsleydale and it will be a very cheesy hurricane.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 22, 2007, 07:31:19 AM
It will rain alley cats and pit bulls that lost their dog fights
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 22, 2007, 09:04:19 AM
Principal_Skin_Trade is planning on stopping with all the references to the Monty Python Cheese Shop Sketch any time now.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 22, 2007, 11:02:54 AM
Winsleydale always has lots of great tasting cheese.... except cheddar. They don't get much call for it 'round those parts.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 22, 2007, 03:28:38 PM
Hugo can eat all the ham he wants, and even though he is technically a dummy we shouldn't call him that.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 22, 2007, 07:28:03 PM
The Winsleydale cheese shoppe will start selling ham the middle of next week! Get it before it's gone!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 22, 2007, 07:53:44 PM
Star Trek themed weddings only end in divorce if someone on the groom's side doesn't go in full costume.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 22, 2007, 08:00:26 PM
Being given away by a member of the Borg guarantees a married life free of disagreements.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 22, 2007, 08:04:40 PM
Winsleydale is still run by the owner, Mister Winsleydale.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 22, 2007, 08:30:08 PM
The guy who invented Transformers has sinse had his mind dowloaded into a humanoid robot which can fold itself into an office chair.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 22, 2007, 08:31:08 PM
If Principal Skin-trade continues with his dedication to the cheese shop sketch I will have to shoot him, which would be a sensless waste of human life.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 22, 2007, 08:31:50 PM
Keroppi20 just beat me to that joke.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 22, 2007, 08:33:59 PM
Keroppi20 just beat me to that joke.
;D
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 22, 2007, 08:52:28 PM
Winsleydale's cheese shop has more cheese than a Dean Devlin/Roland Emmerich film!!!!!! :D
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 22, 2007, 09:10:58 PM
First Piece of Trivia:  Principal Skin-Trade is a an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humor, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.

Second Piece of Trivia: You can squash a ton of references to one Monty Python sketch by making a reference to another.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 22, 2007, 09:11:02 PM
Winsleydale's cheese shop has more cheese than a Dean Devlin/Roland Emmerich film!!!!!! :D
Hey wait that is close to true trivia.  Winsleydale's cheese selection is epic.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 22, 2007, 09:13:47 PM
There is actually an exploding version of the blue danube.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 22, 2007, 09:26:04 PM
Animal Planet is currently in production of its newest series, News for Wombats.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 22, 2007, 09:30:29 PM
Gbeenie wants to have sex with me.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 22, 2007, 10:25:08 PM
The object of this years expedition to Mount Kilimanjaro will be to find last year's expedition, they were going to build a bridge between the two peaks.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 22, 2007, 10:43:30 PM
The Whizzo Quality Assortment chocolates beat out Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans for the UK's covetted Best Crazy Flavored Sweeties award.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 23, 2007, 01:37:12 AM
The Scottish Kamikaze Highlanders suicide rate has actually gone down... then again, so has the population of scotsmen.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 23, 2007, 12:51:48 PM
It is now a legal necessity in Britain to get licenses for pets including fish (especially halibut) and bees, even if it's only half of one.  Cats also must be licensed, and if one purchases a cat without obtaining a license, you will be visited by a Cat Detector Van, which will be sent to your house by the Ministry Of Housinge, and they will subsequently force you to pay for a Cat License, which is, naturally, a Dog License with the word "Dog" crossed out and the word "Cat" written in in crayon.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 23, 2007, 01:01:01 PM
A parrot's favorite meal is fresh cuttle fish.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 23, 2007, 01:58:44 PM
It is now a legal necessity in Britain to get licenses for pets including fish (especially halibut) and bees, even if it's only half of one.  Cats also must be licensed, and if one purchases a cat without obtaining a license, you will be visited by a Cat Detector Van, which will be sent to your house by the Ministry Of Housinge, and they will subsequently force you to pay for a Cat License, which is, naturally, a Dog License with the word "Dog" crossed out and the word "Cat" written in in crayon.

All of these requirements are considered null and void if you can get a signed statement to that effect from the Lord Mayor.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 23, 2007, 02:41:19 PM
The Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things is actually responsible for the continued propagation of mankind.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 23, 2007, 02:43:44 PM
The Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things is actually responsible for the continued propagation of mankind.
:clap:
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 23, 2007, 02:45:20 PM
:clap:
;D
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 23, 2007, 02:46:10 PM
:clap:
;D
::)

Smileys cause warts.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 23, 2007, 02:46:57 PM
Warts can be removed in the vacuum of space... oh, and everybody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 23, 2007, 04:39:34 PM
Nuclear Weapons are better at removing warts ;D
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 23, 2007, 07:22:25 PM
Crotchless panties are on sale at JC Penny this week.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 23, 2007, 10:12:22 PM
Patrick Stewart's favorite breakfast is spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 23, 2007, 11:10:37 PM
Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson is still one of the worlds leading modern composers... and I've gone blind. :gouge:
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on August 24, 2007, 08:30:16 PM
George W Bush is an alien
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 24, 2007, 08:34:29 PM
George W Bush is not a demon.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on August 24, 2007, 08:36:47 PM
George W Bush>George Washington
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 24, 2007, 08:50:00 PM
Writing that may have just earned you 50 years in Purgatory.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 24, 2007, 08:53:11 PM
Junkyard's full name is Junkyard Wellington Stzrelckefavolvich.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 24, 2007, 09:33:04 PM
Portugal's new tourism slogan is: "Portugal:  At Least We're Not France".
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Puumagirl on August 24, 2007, 09:42:11 PM
King George III was quoted as saying: "We let the Colonists win".
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 24, 2007, 10:02:06 PM
You should always lower the Johnson Rod into place with a skyhook or the Kenutin valve will start to throculate in a penouric arch.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 24, 2007, 10:22:15 PM
It is common to need a new  johnson rod when you take your car in to get repaired.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 24, 2007, 10:30:13 PM
Self-sealing stembolts are very valuable in large enough quantities.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 24, 2007, 11:22:08 PM
You never want to allow Pah-Wraiths into the temple of the Prophets.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 24, 2007, 11:26:10 PM
You never want to allow Pah-Wraiths into the temple of the Prophets.
Of all the series you choose to pull something from DS9? Interesting...
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 24, 2007, 11:42:58 PM
The Daring Dragoon is Kunta Kinte's favorite hero.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 24, 2007, 11:44:49 PM
Aliens have no interest in anally probing me.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 24, 2007, 11:50:20 PM
The Louisiana Purchase was won in a poker game.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 24, 2007, 11:54:37 PM
The upcoming Sex and the city movie will be a 90 minute strip poker game.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 24, 2007, 11:55:30 PM
principal is a happy drunk
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 24, 2007, 11:57:55 PM
principal is a happy drunk
Hey, this is supposed to be FAKE trivia!!! ;D
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: ChrisHanel on August 25, 2007, 12:02:58 AM
I have been up for 192 straight hours, subsisting on a diet only of Screwdrivers... the drink, not the tool.

Though once in 1997 I attempted to eat a lathe. It was crunchy.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 25, 2007, 12:10:16 AM
I have been up for 192 straight hours, subsisting on a diet only of Screwdrivers... the drink, not the tool.
Though once in 1997 I attempted to eat a lathe. It was crunchy.
I bet that was quite a lathesome experience.  ;D
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 25, 2007, 12:27:37 AM
Llamas are larger than frogs.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: ChrisHanel on August 25, 2007, 12:32:58 AM
Firefox is currently negotiating with the makers of Irish Spring soap, who wish to earn product placement in their browser by changing the "refresh" butting to the "Refreshing!" button.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 25, 2007, 12:53:02 AM
Setec Astronomy has too many secrets.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: ChrisHanel on August 25, 2007, 01:03:16 AM
Whistler is reading.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 25, 2007, 05:44:55 AM
The stern authority figure who narrirated Reefer Madness was tripping on Crystal Meth during the entire shooting.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 25, 2007, 09:08:37 AM
Whistler is reading.

This is technically true.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 25, 2007, 09:10:34 AM
Also, the famous painting really IS called "Whistler's Mother."
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 25, 2007, 09:22:03 AM
Time does not exsist outside our perception of it.
(Puzzle over the truth or "fakeness" of that one for a while.)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 25, 2007, 11:17:58 AM
Glorfindel invented the rocket launcher.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on August 25, 2007, 11:29:19 AM
Setec Astronomy has too many secrets.

Tahiti is in Europe
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 25, 2007, 02:24:40 PM
Marijuana is a gateway drug.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on August 25, 2007, 02:36:28 PM
Shnappy is really Peach schnaps liquor
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 25, 2007, 05:22:32 PM
(http://www.jeffcohenstudio.com/bagoftoast/bagoftoast40.jpg).
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 25, 2007, 05:31:54 PM
(http://www.jeffcohenstudio.com/bagoftoast/bagoftoast43.jpg).
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 26, 2007, 01:24:36 PM
James Earl Jones can transform into a giant python.... John Cleese.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 26, 2007, 01:39:28 PM
Jesus died for your sins and for being such a hippy.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 26, 2007, 01:46:24 PM
Christian Fundamentalists will get sick if you feed them chocolate, so don't give them any of your candy bar, no matter how much they whine.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 26, 2007, 03:56:43 PM
Chocolate does not actually cause a mild euphoria (nor does it contain healthy anti-oxidants), it's just that stupid people have been saying that as an excuse to eat it for so long,  that it has developed a cultural placebo affect, and everybody who eats chocolate THINKS it is making them feel better.

Also, eggs are bad.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 26, 2007, 05:09:37 PM
If you yodel in the forest, the yoo-hoo that you yoo-hoo will be the yoo-hoo that you get back.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 26, 2007, 05:10:36 PM
El Chupa Nibre has fourteen eyes.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 26, 2007, 05:13:50 PM
El Chupa Nibre will eat you whole, and half your alligator.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 26, 2007, 05:15:22 PM
Selling bootleg tapes is wrong.  Musicians need that income to survive.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 26, 2007, 05:16:10 PM
Yes, if you pirate music, they won't be able to afford a remote control for their surround sound dvd player onboard their gulfstream 2.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 26, 2007, 08:02:35 PM
Professional athletes are worth the exorbitant salaries they earn.

Celebrities really ARE better people than the rest of us.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 26, 2007, 08:21:10 PM
Masterbating causes angel's wings to grow warts.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 26, 2007, 08:23:48 PM
Partying like it's 1999 is oficially illegal under US law as of January 1st, 2000.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 26, 2007, 08:32:06 PM
Partying like it's 1999 is oficially illegal under US law as of January 1st, 2000.

Oh good, so Prince has been taken into custody then?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 26, 2007, 10:15:11 PM
It is impossible to be a moron and a fool at the same time.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 26, 2007, 10:25:31 PM
Many of my best friends are lumberjacks and only a few of them are transvestites.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 26, 2007, 10:42:56 PM
Lumberjacks receive complimentary enemas in New Mexico.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 26, 2007, 10:45:01 PM
Lumberjacks receive complimentary enemas in New Mexico.
It gives them a feeling of accomplishment.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 27, 2007, 09:17:20 AM
The Roundtable Riff will, sometime before it's competion, drive ChaosFromOrder insane.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 27, 2007, 10:29:50 PM
The Roundtable Riff will, sometime before it's competion, drive ChaosFromOrder insane.

This is almost certainly true. ;)

Also, chickens do not lay eggs. They are actually aliens, and they use transporter technology to make the eggs appear underneath them while sitting. It's all a horribly complicated plot to feed us nutrients from their planet in order to acclimatize us to the elements of their homeworld, so they can one day take us all back there as slave stock. The Egg Advisory Council is a team of superheroes working anonymously to save us from this vile threat.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 27, 2007, 11:41:05 PM
The Cadburry bunny does actually lay chocolate eggs.  Unfortunately the goo in the center isn't cream filling.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 28, 2007, 07:12:10 AM
By 2031, the big trend amongst teens won't be tattoos or piercings, but the grafting of live animals to the body.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 28, 2007, 01:05:50 PM
As reported by the producers of Reefer Madness, smoking marijuana increases one's piano-playing ability exponentially.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 28, 2007, 01:33:24 PM
It also causes you to laugh maniacally and go terminally insane, so why don't you go ahead and enjoy a nice, refreshing cigarette instead?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 28, 2007, 01:38:14 PM
All pianos play themselves.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 28, 2007, 02:02:11 PM
All pianos play themselves.

Also, all pianists play with themselves.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 28, 2007, 02:47:09 PM
Smut is linked to every kind of crime out there. Sinister Urge taught us that.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 28, 2007, 02:50:25 PM
I don't enjoy being Chaos' straight man.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on August 28, 2007, 05:45:29 PM
Everyone on the forum has interesting stories about how they acquired their screen names.  Seriously, they're really interesting and won't bore you to the point of trying to gnaw your own head off of your neck to escape having to listen to them.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 28, 2007, 05:50:01 PM
So just don't read the "What's in a Name" thread, if you don't like it!


The concept and person of Ed McMahn is actually just an elaborate prank.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on August 30, 2007, 04:27:46 AM
bettertomorrowamy and I are secret gay lovers.

(If ya didn't want to be the straight man, all ya had to do was say... ;D)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on August 30, 2007, 05:26:06 AM
Alfred Hitchcock made a point of not appearing in his movies, but he always gave a part to his twin brother Adam.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 30, 2007, 01:39:28 PM
Chaos and bettertomorrowamy are gay lovers. (It's not a secret anymore thanks to Chaos)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on September 01, 2007, 12:43:03 AM
Tron was the father of Voltron, and vice versa.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on September 01, 2007, 05:26:40 AM
Hollywood is planning on doing an updated remake of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, called "Grail," with Clive Owens once again playing Arthur.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on September 01, 2007, 06:17:22 AM
However, since this is Hollywood, the movie will not actually BE about the holy grail, it will be a horror movie, using the name merely to try to capitalize on the past success of the original film.

It will still have the randomly humorous songs, however. The killer will sing them while he cuts people up and drinks their blood from the titular grail.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on September 01, 2007, 06:32:08 AM
The monster will be a giant mutant rabbit.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on September 01, 2007, 10:20:31 AM
Life of Brian will also be remade, and it will be just called "Brian", but it will actually be more based on the film "Brian's Song"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on September 03, 2007, 06:51:04 AM
Labor day is called that in commemoration of when, on the first Monday of September, Jesus worked overtime to finish someone's cabinets.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on September 03, 2007, 11:06:32 AM
Anyone caught working on Labor Day will be executed by a firing squad.  However, since the firing squad isn't allowed to work on Labor Day either, you should be pretty safe.  Just don't get crazy.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 03, 2007, 11:36:18 AM
Anyone caught working on Labor Day will be executed by a firing squad.  However, since the firing squad isn't allowed to work on Labor Day either, you should be pretty safe.  Just don't get crazy.
Even women having babies on Labor Day is forbidden.  Epidurals for everyone!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on September 03, 2007, 03:35:09 PM
Anyone caught working on Labor Day will be executed by a firing squad.  However, since the firing squad isn't allowed to work on Labor Day either, you should be pretty safe.  Just don't get crazy.
Even women having babies on Labor Day is forbidden.  Epidurals for everyone!

Women get all the good drugs.

Crack's got NOTHING on an epidural.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on September 03, 2007, 05:00:10 PM
Anyone caught working on Labor Day will be executed by a firing squad.  However, since the firing squad isn't allowed to work on Labor Day either, you should be pretty safe.  Just don't get crazy.
Even women having babies on Labor Day is forbidden.  Epidurals for everyone!

Women get all the good drugs.

Crack's got NOTHING on an epidural.

You sound as if you speak from experience.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on September 03, 2007, 07:33:10 PM
Anyone caught working on Labor Day will be executed by a firing squad.  However, since the firing squad isn't allowed to work on Labor Day either, you should be pretty safe.  Just don't get crazy.
Even women having babies on Labor Day is forbidden.  Epidurals for everyone!

Women get all the good drugs.

Crack's got NOTHING on an epidural.

You sound as if you speak from experience.

I've seen the trip from the outside, as it were.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 03, 2007, 07:36:21 PM
Anyone caught working on Labor Day will be executed by a firing squad.  However, since the firing squad isn't allowed to work on Labor Day either, you should be pretty safe.  Just don't get crazy.
Even women having babies on Labor Day is forbidden.  Epidurals for everyone!

Women get all the good drugs.

Crack's got NOTHING on an epidural.

You sound as if you speak from experience.

I've seen the trip from the outside, as it were.

I've seen my mom get an epidural, but I've never seen her smoke crack...yet.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on September 03, 2007, 07:39:04 PM
Anyone caught working on Labor Day will be executed by a firing squad.  However, since the firing squad isn't allowed to work on Labor Day either, you should be pretty safe.  Just don't get crazy.
Even women having babies on Labor Day is forbidden.  Epidurals for everyone!

Women get all the good drugs.

Crack's got NOTHING on an epidural.

You sound as if you speak from experience.

I've seen the trip from the outside, as it were.

I've seen my mom get an epidural, but I've never seen her smoke crack...yet.

You obviously aren't keeping close enough tabs on her, then.

Sheesh. You kids these days... no patience. No discipline.

Why, I saw my mother smoke crack when I was no older than 4!

Hmm... that... probably explains a lot.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 05:43:03 PM
The naked Gun films were actually documentaries.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on September 07, 2007, 08:23:14 PM
Cannibal! The Musical has been cited by historians as being an almost 100% accurate portrayal of the life of Alferd Packer, including his weird relationship with his horse, the Japanese Indians, and especially all the musical numbers.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 08:30:21 PM
They're presently filming a Bonnie and Clyde remake. To update the now less potent death scene, the 2008 version will have their heads burst into pieces when shot.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 07, 2007, 08:36:47 PM
Welshie actually killed James Doohan, and sabotaged the mission to send his ashes into space.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on September 07, 2007, 09:04:53 PM
C-3P0 is a real robot, and is happily married to that one droid that sounded like a muted trumpet when it talked.  They had a son, named Johnny 5, who tried to follow in his parents footsteps and become an actor, and while he had moderate success in the Short Circuit films, he has struggled to find work since the second one. 
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 07, 2007, 09:20:27 PM
Steve Gutenberg sabotaged Johnny 5's career by introducing him to Steve Gutenberg.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on September 08, 2007, 04:52:56 AM
Johnny Five was originally up for the role of Aragorn in Lord of the Rings, but lost out to yet another Hollywood prettyboy.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on September 08, 2007, 10:06:36 AM
Johnny Five tried out for the role of Bender in Futurama, but lost out to John DiMaggio because he "didn't sound enough like a robot".
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 09:49:33 AM
Pork is actually made of carrots. It's actually perfectly kosher
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 10, 2007, 10:11:05 AM
Carrots grow only in soil fertilized by swine.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 10:22:14 AM
There is a tribe in South America that communicates entirely by physical violence.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on September 10, 2007, 11:41:09 AM
This tribe's way of saying goodbye is to stab someone in the chest with an 8 foot pike.  Needless to say, they don't say goodbye to each other very often.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 11:45:39 AM
They also don't say "I love you" too often, and no one is stupid enough to complain.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on September 10, 2007, 12:06:13 PM
Love was an evolutionary mistake.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 10, 2007, 12:12:36 PM
God actually designed bananas to be placed in tail pipes.  But humans have ignored God's wishes and ate them instead.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 12:50:55 PM
All the animal and human driven technology in the Flintstones was inspired by real things discovered by archeologists. It was completely covered up by the government, save for one Hanna Barbara writer who could get no one to believe his stories of Brontosorous run construction equipment and foot powered cars.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Grillslinger on September 11, 2007, 04:32:15 PM
Contrary to popular belief, the word shart actually refers to fan art depicting actress Shelley Duval. The first work of shart was presented to Shelley herself on the set of Fairytale Theater. It was given to her by the artist, who was also a janitor for the studio.

This is actually what AmandaGal means when she says, "I can outshart anyone!"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 12, 2007, 09:33:18 PM
Jupiter would make a great planet for Earthlings to live on.  Liquid Hydrogen isn't so bad once you get used to it.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on September 13, 2007, 11:42:00 AM
The Film Crew's theme song is not the music from level 13 of Crash Bandicoot 2.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on September 13, 2007, 03:13:08 PM
Bettertomorrowamy is actually a Jovian, which is why he bristles at the idea of humans trying to live on Jupiter. How would you like it if a fish decided it wanted to live in YOUR house, so it floods it with water?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on September 13, 2007, 03:16:52 PM
Also, Bettertomorrowamy thinks Junkyard doesn't know science.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 13, 2007, 04:23:25 PM
bettertomorrowamy doesn't like giving Junkyard shit about stupid stuff.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on September 14, 2007, 04:51:17 AM
I Understand bettertomorrowamy's signature(s)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 05:11:26 AM
George Bush has recently promised a "Mechagodzilla in every home" to protect aainst Terror.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on September 14, 2007, 12:37:46 PM
It is not possible to stop the insanity.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on September 14, 2007, 01:08:41 PM
In AI: Artaficial Intelligence, a few moments after the closing credits started, the Future Robots tore the kid robot apart.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on September 14, 2007, 01:43:51 PM
I haven't outgrown this thread.

Bye.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on September 14, 2007, 01:45:33 PM
The capital of Zimbabwe is Zimbaville.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 14, 2007, 02:16:15 PM
The Lion King is a much better movie when you are naked.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on September 14, 2007, 04:08:21 PM
The Lion King is a much better movie when you are naked.

Especially if you have somebody on hand to be naked WITH.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: call_me_nuveena on September 14, 2007, 05:30:20 PM
Ashlee Simpson is not, in fact, the youngest Simpson sister, but actually Jessica's third breast, which she had removed prior to launching her singing career.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 14, 2007, 05:45:07 PM
Coloring is a gateway drug.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on September 14, 2007, 07:52:23 PM
Coloring is a gateway drug.

With crayons? Or food coloring? Cuz that shit tastes nasty.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 15, 2007, 12:00:47 AM
Coloring is a gateway drug.

With crayons? Or food coloring? Cuz that shit tastes nasty.

With Crayons.  Food coloring is for kids.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on September 16, 2007, 12:01:25 PM
All old people love to watch Matlock.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on September 16, 2007, 02:49:20 PM
All old people love to watch Matlock.

Once again, I remind you that this is fake trivia.  And on that note:

That joke totally hasn't gotten old by now.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 16, 2007, 07:01:11 PM
 Women like to be called bitches.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RhodesWatson on September 17, 2007, 11:10:30 PM
There is a new genre of movies coming out soon called the Unintentional comedy.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on September 17, 2007, 11:57:33 PM
I've already seen one of those.  It's called Congo.  Bad adaptation of the book.  Great if you think of it as a dark, comedic adventure.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on September 20, 2007, 07:09:14 PM
Glenn Manning, after making a couple of appearences on MST3K, retired to Canada amd married Jet Jaguar.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on September 20, 2007, 07:21:14 PM
The original, scripted ending to the film A Christmas Story was to be a 45-minute action sequence involving lasers, giant robots, and thousands of large, flying, insectlike aliens destroying the town.  This sequence, and the subplot leading up to it, was scrapped at the last minute due purely to budgetary constraints, although you can see references to it in other parts of the film, including a headline on the newspaper the Old Man is reading that says "Insectoids Demand Concessions".  Also you can see the foot of a giant robot in the "Triple Dog Dare" scene.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on September 20, 2007, 07:27:08 PM
Condensed fear tastes better than swiss chocolate.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 20, 2007, 07:50:26 PM
Artificial fear flavoring causes cancer in lab rats.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on September 20, 2007, 08:02:36 PM
During their 8th year at Hogwarts, all the Hufflepuff students are eaten by the other 3 houses.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on September 20, 2007, 08:11:41 PM
Elvis was an Immortal but was ambushed by the Kurgan while taking a dump and killed.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on September 21, 2007, 10:21:27 AM
Eskimos are the mightiest of all Immortals.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on September 21, 2007, 12:00:40 PM
Eskimos don't actually (and never did) live in igloos. That's just a story they tell to ignorant tourists to make them look stupid. It's a giant, ongoing, cultural joke.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 21, 2007, 12:02:21 PM
Eskimos have 12 thousand words that mean Global Warming.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on September 21, 2007, 12:04:20 PM
The game of cricket used to be quite easy to understand, but the British changed the rules during World War II to prevent any non-British person, including their allies during the war, from being able to successfully play it.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on September 21, 2007, 12:15:24 PM
Cricket still is very easy to understand:

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been given out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on September 21, 2007, 12:36:25 PM
Simple, really.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 22, 2007, 06:38:05 PM
Jesus saves.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on September 22, 2007, 09:12:24 PM
Albanians have 47 words for booger, but only twelve words for shower cap.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on September 22, 2007, 09:53:00 PM
The problem with the French is that they don't even have a word for "entrepreneur."
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RoninFox on September 22, 2007, 10:08:37 PM
Professional wrestling in its current state can be traced back to 3147 BC, where in a small village a young man named Ooak accepted an offer from a local fighter to pretend to lose a battle in front of the rest of the village in exchange for seven chickens and a cow.  The winner that day, Ric Flair.  Whoo!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 23, 2007, 01:33:28 PM
Pregnant women should not use Rifftrax.  If Rifftrax must be used while pregnant, seek a doctor's advice on how to administer it.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on September 23, 2007, 01:37:16 PM
Watching inferior movies without humorous audio commentary has been linked to cancer in lab rats.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on September 23, 2007, 03:37:43 PM
It's a popular misconception that the lead singer of Huey Lewis And The News is named Huey Lewis.  His real name is N'Benga Kalawi.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on September 23, 2007, 08:18:21 PM
The guy who played "Steve" on Blue's Clues died of a heroine overdose.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on September 27, 2007, 03:36:35 PM
America is a democracy.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on September 28, 2007, 11:38:01 AM
Canada is relevant in world affairs. (Sorry, you started it.)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on September 28, 2007, 11:41:16 AM
Canada is relevant in world affairs. (Sorry, you started it.)

Hey! We have a VERY important role to play in any armed conflict.

We bring the beer. :P
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on September 28, 2007, 11:49:11 AM
Canada is relevant in world affairs. (Sorry, you started it.)

Actually Chaos' was fake trivia because as any Conservative will let you know the US is not a Democracy it is a Republic. ;)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on September 28, 2007, 11:52:39 AM
Canada is relevant in world affairs. (Sorry, you started it.)

Actually Chaos' was fake trivia because as any Conservative will let you know the US is not a Democracy it is a Republic. ;)

Nope. It's Capitalist. ;)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 28, 2007, 02:05:41 PM
Canada is relevant in world affairs. (Sorry, you started it.)

Actually Chaos' was fake trivia because as any Conservative will let you know the US is not a Democracy it is a Republic. ;)

Yep!  I remember talking to someone about the 2000 election debacle in Florida.  I was talking about how the majority of voters voted for Gore, and how that should mean more than whether enough old Jewish ladies could understand a butterfly ballot.  Then that person said, "Well the United States isn't a democracy, it's a republic!", as if that was all you needed to know.  As if that was fair and right and just.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on September 29, 2007, 10:08:27 AM
Not to turn this into a political debate, but it's true.  America has never been a true democracy, and I think we're better off for it.  Think about the people that voted in the last election.  How many of them do you think researched and found out as much as they could about what they were voting for and who they were voting for?  How many people truly understood the issues?  How many people went out of their way to watch debates in races that had them?  And how many people do you think voted for the candidate with the nicest hair or looked the nicest on his commercial, or decided which way to vote on an issue by playing "Eenie Meanie Minee Moe"?  Do you want people like that to decide how much funding the police department gets?  How high your housing taxes are going to be?  Or let me put it another way: do you want to be responsible for deciding if America should go to war?  If you knew full well that thousands of people would die no matter how you voted, would you still want that responsibility?  Because in a true democracy, everyone would have to vote on that.  In our current system, only one person has to make that decision.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on September 29, 2007, 10:12:38 AM
Ok let's stop that there with an option to start a thread in Off topic top continue this.

Side discussion guillotined

Ferrets were once the dominant species on earth.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on September 29, 2007, 10:21:20 AM
As compensation for not working on his film version of Sweeney Todd, Tim Burton sent Danny Elfman 14 chests of valuable jewels and a virgin maiden from his harem.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on October 02, 2007, 05:04:54 AM
Danny Elfman produced all his music for Corpse Bride while asleep.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 02, 2007, 05:33:39 AM
Danny Elfman produced all his music for Corpse Bride while asleep.

Now, see, I kind of think of that one as true.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RoninFox on October 02, 2007, 05:41:28 AM
Despite the rumors, Kentucky Fried Chicken did not change their name to KFC because the meat the sold was not actually chicken but a mutated mass of breasts, legs, and thighs.  The real reason is that their decades-long practice of frying all their chicken in Kentucky THEN shipping to the individual restaurants proved no longer cost effective.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 02, 2007, 05:48:05 AM
Nintendo is secretly working on a new gaming system, code name "Boo!"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RoninFox on October 02, 2007, 05:50:56 AM
Nintendo is secretly working on a new gaming system, code name "Boo!"

They'll change it just before the release date to the Nintendo Goo-goo-ga-ga-sissypants.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 02, 2007, 05:52:02 AM
Nintendo is secretly working on a new gaming system, code name "Boo!"

They'll change it just before the release date to the Nintendo Goo-goo-ga-ga-sissypants.

Ah, so you've seen the plans too, eh? :)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 03, 2007, 03:20:26 AM
I'm building a full-scale model of Principal Skin-Trade's brain seen at the exact moment he snapped and deleted his account.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RoninFox on October 03, 2007, 05:04:43 AM
Nintendo is secretly working on a new gaming system, code name "Boo!"

They'll change it just before the release date to the Nintendo Goo-goo-ga-ga-sissypants.

Ah, so you've seen the plans too, eh? :)

Yup, what fun it will be.  Wii!!!

That's what you say when you're having fun, you refer to yourself and some other people.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 03, 2007, 05:43:25 AM
Nintendo is secretly working on a new gaming system, code name "Boo!"

They'll change it just before the release date to the Nintendo Goo-goo-ga-ga-sissypants.

Ah, so you've seen the plans too, eh? :)

Yup, what fun it will be.  Wii!!!

That's what you say when you're having fun, you refer to yourself and some other people.

"How'd I get up on this slide? Oh well..."

Oh, and on topic: Mitch Hedberg isn't dead. He's getting better.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: nosebleed on October 03, 2007, 12:54:12 PM
This sounds fun...

Patrick Swayze and Patrick Duffy to star in new VH1 reality show, "the two Patricks"!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on October 03, 2007, 12:56:14 PM
The Christmas special of the above will include Patrick Stewart.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Meat Trademark on October 03, 2007, 01:01:25 PM
Paulie Shore is actually very funny.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on October 03, 2007, 02:37:09 PM
Despite their song "Run, Run Away", the band Slade are well-known for standing their ground to the very last in battle.  Great Big Sea, on the other hand, are a bunch of f***ing cowards.

The Alan Parsons Project was originally meant to be a follow up to the Manhattan Project.  i.e. a secret meeting of the most brilliant minds nuclear physics had to offer.  Unfortunately, the government advertised the project the wrong way, and instead a bunch of musicians showed up.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 03, 2007, 02:49:06 PM
I am funnier than Junkyard!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 03, 2007, 03:20:35 PM
Oompa Loompas are the next stage in human evolution.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on October 03, 2007, 06:24:45 PM
Umpa Lumpas are a delicacy in Brazil. That's why they weren't able to get ahold of any real ones in the new film.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Meat Trademark on October 04, 2007, 02:02:06 PM
Tom Cruise = NOT GAY AT ALL!!!!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RhodesWatson on October 04, 2007, 10:51:29 PM
Tom Cruise was named after the Al Pacino movie "Cruising".
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 05, 2007, 06:14:13 AM
Tom Cruise has always hated couches and because he knows of their weaknesses he always jumps on them everywhere he goes, not just on Oprah.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 05, 2007, 07:44:42 AM
Tom Cruise is only 17 inches tall. He has personally spent millions of dollars on the advancement of computer graphics technology to aid in the "correcting" of his size on screen for all of his movies.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on October 05, 2007, 01:39:26 PM
Tom Cruise was never in Stan Marsh's closet.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Meat Trademark on October 05, 2007, 02:52:28 PM
Francis Bacon actually directed all of Hitchcock's movies.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Meat Trademark on October 05, 2007, 02:54:05 PM
This ->  :clap: is actually the invisible man wearing gloves trying over and over to randomly catch a fly.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Meat Trademark on October 05, 2007, 02:55:02 PM
Van Gogh's painting Starry Night was photo-realistic until he sneezed on it.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 05, 2007, 03:05:40 PM
Meat is evil.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: YoohooRiffer on October 05, 2007, 04:03:56 PM
Meat is evil.

And Bacon is Satan


This is Fake Trivia right?  Cause I love Bacon.  Mmmmm  Bacon.....
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 05, 2007, 04:08:44 PM
Meat is evil.

And Bacon is Satan


This is Fake Trivia right?  Cause I love Bacon.  Mmmmm  Bacon.....

...and I love Satan.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Meat Trademark on October 07, 2007, 02:21:59 PM

The state with the most people named Smitty?

Indiana.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Meat Trademark on October 07, 2007, 02:24:16 PM

Gary Busey's teeth, all twenty of them, are made of Ivory imported from the Ivory Coast.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Meat Trademark on October 07, 2007, 02:29:40 PM
The song "I Love Him" by Limp Bizkit to replace "Happy Birthday" as of noon on Decmber 12, 2007.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RhodesWatson on October 07, 2007, 02:46:10 PM
The real way to spell the name "Limp Bizkit" is L-i-m-p b-i-s-c-u-i-t.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on October 07, 2007, 02:57:45 PM
Meat is the key to immortality
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 07, 2007, 03:03:12 PM
SideSwipe isn't a Go-Bot.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Shelly_Marsh on October 07, 2007, 03:22:38 PM
The Gobots hail from the planet Gaybotron.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on October 07, 2007, 05:52:18 PM
SideSwipe isn't a Go-Bot.

Fake triva!  The topic is fake trivia.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 07, 2007, 06:04:43 PM
SideSwipe isn't a Go-Bot.

Fake triva!  The topic is fake trivia.

Yep, it sure is Go-Bot, it sure is.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: homerjayla on October 08, 2007, 08:09:03 PM
Bob Saget is really a woman
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 08, 2007, 08:19:04 PM
Bob Saget is funny.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on October 08, 2007, 08:40:59 PM
One of the lesser known talents of the seagull is its knack for doing impressions.

Though humans consider them to be cute and playful, chipmunks are well-known in the animal kingdom for being gigantic assholes.

The average white male spends more than 87% of his income on makeup and eyeliner.

There are many different versions of Santa Claus.  In Luxembourg, Santa is called Monsieur Noel-Pantalon, and he packs an AK-47 to use on naughty children and any Germans he may encounter.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 08, 2007, 08:42:35 PM
The Full House movie is in production.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 08, 2007, 08:53:12 PM
Garbage is recycleable.

Also, plastic bottles cannot actually be reused.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on October 08, 2007, 09:02:21 PM
The Full House movie is in production.

ARE YOU TRYING TO JINX US, AMY?! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 08, 2007, 10:44:36 PM
The Full House movie is in production.

ARE YOU TRYING TO JINX US, AMY?! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!?

One of the Olson twins is on Weeds now.  I almost can't watch Weeds anymore.  Thanks Danny Tanner!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RoninFox on October 09, 2007, 04:55:31 AM
Bob Saget is funny.

Which Bob Saget are you referring to?  The stand-up comedy Bob Saget, or the sad pathetic shell of Bob Saget that did family tv for years.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 09, 2007, 05:17:01 AM
Bob Saget is funny.

Which Bob Saget are you referring to?  The stand-up comedy Bob Saget, or the sad pathetic shell of Bob Saget that did family tv for years.

Um... yes? ;)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RoninFox on October 09, 2007, 05:18:56 AM
Bob Saget is funny.

Which Bob Saget are you referring to?  The stand-up comedy Bob Saget, or the sad pathetic shell of Bob Saget that did family tv for years.

Um... yes? ;)

Hated that man with a passion when he was on Full House, warmed up to his material after I saw the Aristocrats.  I thought his newest stand up special was pretty funny too.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RoninFox on October 09, 2007, 05:21:29 AM
Midevil jousts were nothing like they're depicted today.  They were actually almost identical to American Gladiators style jousts.  Historians miss this because the foam rubber padding has long since rotted off the discovered lances.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on October 10, 2007, 07:44:57 PM
The police have had to cover up  several "incidents" with "chior boys" and "forign objects" perpitrated by Japanese superhero Ultraman.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RhodesWatson on October 10, 2007, 07:47:34 PM
Bob Saget is going to Portray Sagat in "Street Fighter: The movie II"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Meat Trademark on October 10, 2007, 09:18:12 PM
The word SPAM is actually an acronym meaning Some Pieces Are Missing.

Thora Birch sells marijuana to Joe Walsh. (Don't tell anyone!)

The doorstop was invented by a young carpenter named Jesus in the year 9.

Harry Potter is a thinly disguised version of G. Gordon Liddy.

There are four types of elephant. The Indian, African, Egyptian and Rhode Islander.

Stephen Hawking is hung like a Club-Tailed Dragonfly. (That's HUGE!)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 10, 2007, 10:49:15 PM
The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Saddam Hussein for his charity work in 35 different countries.

His sons Uday and Qusay were avid fans of the Cartoon Network show Powerpuff Girls, adorning their bedrooms with nothing but Powerpuff Girls memorabilia.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 11, 2007, 06:55:51 AM
Uday had a Power Puff Girls Uzi that President Bush now sleeps with under his pillow.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on October 11, 2007, 12:21:44 PM
All the major world leaders of the last 50 years have been robots. The weird thing is, they're not smarter or stronger than normal people, or even under anyone's control. Robots just seem more likely to get in positions of power.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on October 11, 2007, 10:35:54 PM
Junkyard's screen name is actually his birth name in shortened form:  Junkias Patrick Yard. 
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Meat Trademark on October 12, 2007, 07:16:58 PM
Hungarian is the primary language of Hungaria.

The Gideons, world-renowned bible droplifters, are a secret splinter-sect of the IRS.

GMT -> GNT.  Due to petitioning by bleeding heart liberals, Greenwich Mean Time will now be refered to as Greenwich Nice Time.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 used to be called Mystery when it was a show on PBS.

Jet Li, the famous action star, had plastic surgery to hide his German-born Aryan-like appearance.

 :angry: (You'd be angry too if a rogue cherry tomato  was constantly giving you friction burns on your right temple!)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on October 20, 2007, 03:32:41 PM
Rifftrax is hardly a new invention.  Playwright George Bernard Shaw had a similar service whereby he would record humorous commentaries for early films, first on wax cylinder, then on phonographic record.  The first film he did was, of course, A Trip To The Moon.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RhodesWatson on October 20, 2007, 07:51:12 PM
Andrew Robinson is soon to star in his own Star Trek Spin-off series entitled "Garak: My favorite Cardassian".
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 20, 2007, 09:56:26 PM
Trey and Matt are currently in negotians with Universal Pictures to create the first live action South Park movie, tentatively titled "South Park: For Realsies."
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on October 20, 2007, 11:49:54 PM
Jack Skellinton's head from the Nightmare Before Christmas was based on Tim Burton's actual skull.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RhodesWatson on October 21, 2007, 12:40:33 PM
There are going to be Moshpits at all of Kenny G's performances for now on.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 21, 2007, 12:43:44 PM
RhodesWatson isn't boring.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 21, 2007, 02:35:30 PM
bettertomorrowamy doesn't spend too much time attacking people he's gotten tired of.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 21, 2007, 02:36:45 PM
You're not not next!  >:(
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 21, 2007, 02:41:04 PM
You're not not next!  >:(

Oh noes!

Chaos is my real name. My mother was a hippie.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RhodesWatson on October 21, 2007, 02:52:33 PM
Chaos is my real name. My mother was a hippie.
Dude! On the Topic, Maynard G Krebs invented the Atomic Bomb and the Krebs cycle.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 21, 2007, 03:01:01 PM
Chaos and Rhodes are BFF!   :D
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 21, 2007, 03:21:03 PM
At least you didn't accuse Rhodes of being me. :P

On topic: I was Principal_SkinTrade. ;)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 21, 2007, 03:22:41 PM
I'm gBeenie.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on October 21, 2007, 03:23:31 PM
I am Spartacus!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on October 21, 2007, 04:03:07 PM
I am Spartacus!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RhodesWatson on October 21, 2007, 06:34:57 PM
I broke the dam. (I am also Tripehoundredux, Bettertomorrowamy, Sideswipe, Johnnyunusual, daltysmith, lolygagerx, and many others!)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on October 21, 2007, 07:33:08 PM
I am Ki-rok!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on October 21, 2007, 07:44:16 PM
I am what I am, and that's all that I am.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on October 21, 2007, 07:59:22 PM
I am Iron Man!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 21, 2007, 08:01:16 PM
I am Junkyard's keyboard.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on October 21, 2007, 08:05:13 PM
Bettertomorrow, I am SO sorry.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RhodesWatson on October 21, 2007, 08:09:44 PM
I am also Junkyard and Pak-man. I am also that fat kid Uder from the Simpsons.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on October 21, 2007, 08:11:55 PM
I'm Really that 'Pin Head' guy.. >:D >:D >:D
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RhodesWatson on October 21, 2007, 08:21:35 PM
We're on a mission from God.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on October 21, 2007, 09:06:31 PM
You want to talk to God?  Lets go see him together.  Ive got nothing better to do.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RhodesWatson on October 21, 2007, 09:43:41 PM
You wanna talk to Primus? Let's go see him together...
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 21, 2007, 10:01:08 PM
I'm Spartacus!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RhodesWatson on October 21, 2007, 10:29:15 PM
I'm Zorro: The Gay Blade!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RoninFox on October 22, 2007, 06:51:12 AM
I'm Batman!

Oh wait, Joker, I'm Joker, right.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: ig400 on October 22, 2007, 09:03:06 AM
The filling in McDonald's apple pie are actually chunks of potato......  oh wait that one's true
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 22, 2007, 09:10:25 AM
The Cryptkeeper from TV's "Tales From the Crypt" was not, as is popularly believed, an animatronic puppet. The role was actually played by Calista Flockhart. The Cryptkeeper's visual appearance was achieved by *not* applying any make-up.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RhodesWatson on October 22, 2007, 08:10:23 PM
Hello Boys and Ghouls! I hope you all will be dressing up as Princess DIE!!! AH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 22, 2007, 08:31:41 PM
Slightly off topic here, but I've actually been told that I do a surprisingly accurate Cryptkeeper. Once for a high school English project, we recorded a scene from Hamlet to go along with some visual stuff we had put together *cough* diorama *cough*, so for our scene we did the 3 witches... I did my witch as the Cryptkeeper. Got a nice laugh from everyone, even the teacher.

Incidentally, I just found out that if you misspell "slightly" as "sligjtly" due to a typo, the spell checker suggests "zoological" as the only possible  replacement. :P
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on October 22, 2007, 08:54:16 PM
Ben Edlund will finish his original run of the Tick someday. 
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 22, 2007, 08:55:44 PM
I, Arthur!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 22, 2007, 08:56:26 PM
I... AM.... BEOWULF!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 22, 2007, 09:31:27 PM
THIS..... IS..... OLD NOW!!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RoninFox on October 23, 2007, 05:37:11 AM
Slightly off topic here, but I've actually been told that I do a surprisingly accurate Cryptkeeper. Once for a high school English project, we recorded a scene from Hamlet to go along with some visual stuff we had put together *cough* diorama *cough*, so for our scene we did the 3 witches... I did my witch as the Cryptkeeper. Got a nice laugh from everyone, even the teacher.

Incidentally, I just found out that if you misspell "slightly" as "sligjtly" due to a typo, the spell checker suggests "zoological" as the only possible  replacement. :P

That's cool, I did that same scene (I'm thinking you meant Macbeth by the way) in a high school acting class, but I performed my witch with the voice of Zorak from Space Ghost.   ;D 

Incidentally, back on subject, Zorak was inspired by a true story of a Preying Mantis that tried to kick Space Ghost creator Alex Toth out of his apartment.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 23, 2007, 06:23:30 AM
Wow, I can't believe I typed Hamlet instead of MacBeth. :P

I must have been really tired. :D

Shakespeare did not write any of his plays himself. They were all written by an alien race bent on world domination, who used Shakespeare as a conduit to transfer themselves magically to earth using the words as a sort of trans-dimensional spell. Unfortunately, due to an unfortunate accident, their entire race was killed off mid-transit when Shakespeare incorrectly transcribed a critical part of the spell, "2B or not 2B," using proper grammar. Kind of lucky for us, really.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on October 23, 2007, 10:20:36 AM
Patience Worth wrote all the James Bond novels attributed to Ian Fleming, except Thunderball, which she co-wrote with George Eliot.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RoninFox on October 24, 2007, 05:34:54 AM
The Godfather was supposed to be a comedy.  Unfortunately all the jokes were in the Italian dialog, which was mistranslated.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 24, 2007, 05:47:19 AM
Thunderclaps are a result of Thor bowling in Asgard and getting a strike.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 24, 2007, 06:18:48 AM
A screwdriver is actually a living organism.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: ig400 on October 24, 2007, 07:11:46 AM
Bruce Cambell and Chuck Norris can communicate telepathically through their chins
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 24, 2007, 08:50:41 AM
Bruce Cambell and Chuck Norris can communicate telepathically through their chins

So does that mean that Jay Leno spies on their conversations? ;)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on October 24, 2007, 12:40:44 PM
Freddy Kruegger was loosely based on Burl Ives.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: ig400 on October 24, 2007, 01:24:18 PM
Freddy Kruegger was loosely based on Burl Ives.

So have a Holly Jolly Christmas, but whatever you do :speechless: don't fall asleep
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Chaos on October 24, 2007, 01:26:10 PM
Burl Ives died in 1913. His identity was assumed by a time travelling alien who appears human (kind of like Captain Jack, but huskier). The Ives alien didn't actually die in 1995, he just got sick of acting, so returned to his home planet.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on October 31, 2007, 04:48:45 PM
Joel Hodgson makes the best darn corn muffins this side of the Mississippi.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on November 10, 2007, 06:00:32 AM
Gorgo is currently on display in the London Zoo.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 10, 2007, 02:20:22 PM
I performed the last 2 rhinoplasty surgeries on Michael Jackson.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: YoohooRiffer on November 10, 2007, 02:51:35 PM
Samuel L. Jackson is surprisingly accepting of mutha f*ckin' snakes on mutha f*ckin' helicopters.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: ig400 on November 10, 2007, 03:03:16 PM
Pulp Fiction is loosely based on the parable The Good Samaritan
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Zardoz! on November 10, 2007, 11:54:30 PM
The campfire scene in blazing saddles was completely ad libbed. The original scene had no flatulence written in, but after eating beans for 14 takes the actors provided the sound effects spontaneously and it was left in, along with Slim pickens's authentic reaction.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 11, 2007, 01:30:55 AM
Duane (the dog) Chapman is a model human being.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 11, 2007, 08:55:55 AM
Graham (the human) Chapman built models of human beings.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on November 11, 2007, 06:52:31 PM
Frank (the hips) Chapman is the unrivaled Combat Rod Heavyweight Champion
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on November 11, 2007, 06:53:42 PM
Sideswipe is made of 80% recycled materials.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on November 11, 2007, 07:03:05 PM
Junkyard is made of 100% junk
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on November 11, 2007, 07:05:05 PM
Considering how often cells replenish themselves, and my diet for the last couple of decades... that's probably pretty close.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on November 14, 2007, 05:10:20 AM
The British Museum has a secret collection of 40 or so time machines unearthed or uncovered from different eras, from the early Cretacious to WWII.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: YoohooRiffer on November 14, 2007, 10:18:12 AM
Ozzie Osbourne recently discovered that he has the ability to talk to animals.  Unfortunately, just like humans, the animals have no idea what the hell he's saying.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Meat Trademark on November 14, 2007, 12:07:59 PM
The 1980's hit song Total Eclipse Of The Heart by Bonnie Tyler is actually about the upcoming Robot Wars.
Consider these lyrics:
"Turn around bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart"
The "bright eyes" refers to the robots' laser eyes and the "I fall apart" describes the total disintegration that occurs to the puny humans when the laser eyes look upon them.   
The clues are everywhere in the song.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on November 14, 2007, 12:20:30 PM
Kill Bill was actually based on a Lyric Poem by Emily Post called "Love in the time of Cholera"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on November 14, 2007, 04:30:53 PM
The conversations between Enid and Rebecca in the film version of Ghost World were taken verbatim from actual conversations between Terry Zwigoff's grandmother and her best friend.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on November 15, 2007, 10:19:20 PM
My high school's fight song for our football team was this:

Los Locos kick your face
Los Locos kick your ass
Los Locos kick your balls into outer spaaaaaaaace!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 15, 2007, 10:22:06 PM
Daryll Hannah actually is a mermaid.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on November 15, 2007, 10:46:59 PM
The Loch-nar likes to look up women's skirts.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 16, 2007, 07:44:41 AM
LL Cool J is an actor
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on November 16, 2007, 02:25:56 PM
Web Site Number Nine will return someday.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 16, 2007, 02:27:21 PM
Atheists are good decorators.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on November 16, 2007, 05:04:28 PM
Scarface was based on the Guantanamo Bay toy revolution of 1918
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 16, 2007, 08:51:20 PM
Ringo Starr is allergic to dry stuffing.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on November 16, 2007, 09:25:36 PM
Music reviewers don't take bribes.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 17, 2007, 04:30:48 PM
67,098 people were eaten by sharks today....oops...67,099
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on November 17, 2007, 04:56:49 PM
Jim Stafford's new catchphrase is "New england journalists!"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on November 17, 2007, 09:26:17 PM
Interestingly enough, many New England journalists' new catchphrase is "Jim Stafford!"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on November 17, 2007, 11:01:03 PM
And on that note, Driscol still has not left Robert Denby alone.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on November 19, 2007, 07:23:32 PM
Greensleves, when played at 3x speed, is Yakety Sax.

Those frantic, comical chases become touching, powerful things when played at 1/3rd speed.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: ig400 on November 20, 2007, 08:00:13 AM
Steve Tyler is actually Liv Tyler who got a sex change and traveled back in time to become her own father
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on November 20, 2007, 03:12:02 PM
The guy who played the evil critic guy in Merlin's Magical Shop Of Wonders was none other than Matt Groening.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: ig400 on November 26, 2007, 12:52:43 PM
David Foley was lead singer for They might be giants in the early 90's
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RoninFox on November 27, 2007, 03:38:00 AM
He-Man wasn't invented just to sell toys, he's actually based on an epic story told in an ancient text that was discovered in Germany.  Our best attempt at dating the story places it before the writing of Beowulf.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 27, 2007, 03:50:08 PM
Orko is the resulting spawn of a rendezvous between Jar-Jar and a wounded Ewok warrior.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on December 04, 2007, 09:26:00 PM
Pac-Man was based on a concept developed by Audrey Hepburn.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on December 05, 2007, 06:56:10 AM
"Will and Grace" was based directly on Patrick Hamilton's "Rope."
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Courtney on December 05, 2007, 08:03:18 AM
Alec Baldwin's name, when chanted three times in a mirror, will cure hiccups, migraine headaches, and most STD's.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Fifthrate on December 05, 2007, 11:56:24 AM
David Bowie and Annie Lennox are actually siblings.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on December 05, 2007, 03:44:29 PM
Before gaining notoriety as an actress, Audrey Hepburn was well-known as an impressionist.  Her most notable impression was her uncannily accurate impersonation of Jerry Lewis.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 05, 2007, 06:42:18 PM
REM is the most prolific band ever.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on December 05, 2007, 07:29:35 PM
Cognac is not a real person, just a different profile I created.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 05, 2007, 11:53:06 PM
No no, forget I said that! Oh, wait.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 06, 2007, 11:14:59 AM
the flintstones is actually a biopic of a real neolithic family
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Courtney on December 06, 2007, 11:27:10 AM
Mike Nelson and Joel Hodgson are actually the same person and the Great Joel vs. Mike Flamewar was started by noneother than Juliewa and Barbbb for marketing purposes.  Keyser Soze was involved as well.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on December 07, 2007, 06:21:48 PM
The greatest trick Mike Nelson ever pulled was convincing mankind he didn't exist.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 08, 2007, 02:15:41 AM
Fat people should always wear spandex jumpsuits.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Jinto on December 08, 2007, 06:27:15 AM
The hound in 'The Hound of the Baskervilles' was played by the Taco Bell dog.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 08, 2007, 10:54:26 AM
there are many, many different taco bell dogs...to those that fail...buuuuuurrrriiittttooooos and taaaacccccoooooos
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on December 08, 2007, 05:11:16 PM
Richard Keil was actually only 4 foot 8 inches. He was always shot from low angles.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 08, 2007, 09:52:44 PM
The movie "Twins" starring Arnold Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito was actually based upon the true story of the twin brothers Hervé Villechaize and Richard Kiel.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on December 09, 2007, 02:22:59 PM
Most of the creatures on this Earth were put here by space vampires.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 09, 2007, 04:06:17 PM
Xenu and Jesus hang out sometimes when their wives are out shopping.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on December 09, 2007, 04:11:02 PM
Zombies prefer the term "mortally challenged."
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 09, 2007, 07:19:45 PM
Tron and Red Dawn were movies that both required advanced CGI.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on December 09, 2007, 07:51:15 PM
In 1000 years, people will only have one man's collection of DVDs to tell them what our time was like. They will assume we were all plumbers, and that we died out because of too much butt sex.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 09, 2007, 08:06:49 PM
In 1000 years, Junkyards DVD collection will be the only one in existence.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on December 09, 2007, 08:10:03 PM
Oooh, GOOD ONE! Ow! Should have seen that coming!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 09, 2007, 08:30:30 PM
Oooh, GOOD ONE! Ow! Should have seen that coming!
I'm sorry, I just saw an opportunity and could not resist.  :D
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 12, 2007, 01:14:20 AM
Ahem.. and now back to FAKE TRIVIA!

Captain Kirk had three ears. A left ear, a right ear, and a Final Front Ear.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Junkyard on December 12, 2007, 05:45:59 AM
Penn and Teller are actually conjoined twins. Their greatest trick is when they appear to be standing on opposite sides of the room.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 12, 2007, 07:50:48 AM
Cognac is made from fermented Ho-Ho's, the Santa kind.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on December 12, 2007, 07:56:15 AM
Ahem.. and now back to FAKE TRIVIA!

Captain Kirk had three ears. A left ear, a right ear, and a Final Front Ear.

Boooo, that was really bad!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Fifthrate on December 12, 2007, 11:36:52 AM
Leonard Nimoy's eare are actually pointed! He has to fold them down when he goes out in public.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 12, 2007, 12:26:20 PM
puppies reproduce asexually
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 12, 2007, 08:12:53 PM
Kremzeek reproduces asexually.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on December 13, 2007, 01:38:11 AM
Kremzeek reproduces asexually.
No, Kremzeek actually does. I didn't see a single Kremzeekina in the whole episode. :^)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 13, 2007, 06:37:37 AM
Candy bars are meant to be stored in your lady-part.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Courtney on December 13, 2007, 07:52:09 AM
Candy bars are meant to be stored in your lady-part.

And Tripe is not turned on by such acts.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on December 13, 2007, 08:15:50 AM
I was the one who started that subject rather than say courtney. And of course I was the one who couldn't lert a throwaway joke lie.

Christ on a bike :(
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Courtney on December 13, 2007, 08:46:54 AM
I was the one who started that subject rather than say courtney. And of course I was the one who couldn't lert a throwaway joke lie.

Christ on a bike :(

I am personally just kidding Tripe.  I thought it was funny when you said that.  (this is not fake trivia.  this is truth.)

See even that sounded sarcastic since we're in this thread.  Hmm, let's try this.

I am not joking, I'm serious.  It was not funny when you said that, and I had nothing to do with said joke.  (there!  happy times!)   ;D
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 13, 2007, 10:25:38 AM
I don't enjoy conflict, and I love conflict resolution.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 13, 2007, 11:04:59 AM
i dislike conflict resolution...bring on the conflict! where is my comfy chair...
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 13, 2007, 11:16:55 AM
I have conflicting feelings about conflict. It's intolerance I can't tolerate.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on December 13, 2007, 01:55:41 PM
87% of all deaths in the world are ninja-related.  The rest are the first trickles in the ocean of deaths that are to come from the robot insurrection and the zombie apocolypse.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RoninFox on December 13, 2007, 03:00:55 PM
Ahem.. and now back to FAKE TRIVIA!

Captain Kirk had three ears. A left ear, a right ear, and a Final Front Ear.

Boooo, that was really bad!

Agreed, if you were recording a Rifftrax Mike would slap you so hard for that.   ;D
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 15, 2007, 06:46:00 PM
Ahem.. and now back to FAKE TRIVIA!
Captain Kirk had three ears. A left ear, a right ear, and a Final Front Ear.
Boooo, that was really bad!
Agreed, if you were recording a Rifftrax Mike would slap you so hard for that.   ;D
I once had a friend who always struck me for making bad puns... and let me tell you nothing gives me more pleasure than saying a pun so bad that I get struck for it.  ;)

That was NOT fake trivia BTW... here is some:
Old People don't really get alzheimer's. They're just effing with us.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Fifthrate on December 18, 2007, 04:46:43 AM
GI Joe's "Kung Fu Grip" is directly molded from the hands of Bruce Lee.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 18, 2007, 06:46:46 AM
GI Joe's kung-fu grip is actually directly modeled on my girlfriends two hands.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Courtney on December 18, 2007, 09:15:36 AM
GI Joe as a character was entirely based on Emmanuel Lewis. 
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 18, 2007, 12:03:17 PM
g.i. joe was a proponent of the "don't ask don't tell" policy in the army.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 18, 2007, 02:31:58 PM
All the band members of 4 Non-blondes are actually.... brunettes.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 18, 2007, 03:42:55 PM
Cognac's parents actually genetically enhanced his DNA to make him appear like an amalgamation of the Four Non-Blondes.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 18, 2007, 03:56:48 PM
A certain person on this board has no obsession at all with cock rings. (BTW... I AM BLONDE)
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 19, 2007, 01:04:21 AM
a certain person on this board is probably not wearing a cock ring right now.
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Post by: Fifthrate on December 19, 2007, 07:17:46 AM
Cock rings prevent scrotal cancer.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 19, 2007, 12:18:30 PM
cock rings enhances brain power
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Post by: Crazy_88s on December 19, 2007, 01:08:08 PM
cock rings enhances brain power
Okay, i'll give into peer pressure. Ahem, cock rings have not been proven to cut off circulation to a very important part of the body.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 19, 2007, 05:10:01 PM
wearing cock rings makes you immortal
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 19, 2007, 05:37:00 PM
Bilbo will wear the ring around his cock in The Hobbit.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 20, 2007, 12:32:59 AM
the one ring was originally a cock ring
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Post by: Crazy_88s on December 20, 2007, 03:54:03 AM
The third law of thermodynamics is this: nothing unreal exists.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmandaGal on December 20, 2007, 05:03:32 AM
the fourth rule of thermodynamics is this: cock rings are hawt.
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Post by: RoninFox on December 20, 2007, 06:03:23 AM
the one ring was originally a cock ring

Close actually  ;D

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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 20, 2007, 11:40:50 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ha hah hahah ha

laughing too hard will not kill you
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 20, 2007, 12:53:46 PM
Looking at clips of Jack Black will make you go blind, deaf and make you as stupid as he is.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 20, 2007, 11:14:18 PM
jack black is a comedy and musical genius
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 21, 2007, 08:02:47 AM
The Cable Guy was the best Jack Black film.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on December 21, 2007, 08:38:19 AM
This isn't gradually turning from the "Fake Trivia" thread to the "Outright Sarcasm" thread.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 21, 2007, 01:08:16 PM
This isn't gradually turning from the "Fake Trivia" thread to the "Outright Sarcasm" thread.
(You see right through me sir.)
All stalkers are government sanctioned experiments... just not OUR government.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 21, 2007, 03:26:07 PM
Cognac is made from fermented Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 21, 2007, 04:09:11 PM
Cognac is made from fermented Rocky Mountain Oysters.
You know... that's actually not much of an insult. I mean basically human beings are just highly complex arrangements of earth and water. So I don't know if an assertion that I am made out of bull testicles is really all that insulting.

And now back to fake trivia: Doctor Doom was named after the video game Doom.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 21, 2007, 04:14:09 PM
Cognac is made from fermented Rocky Mountain Oysters.
You know... that's actually not much of an insult. I mean basically human beings are just highly complex arrangements of earth and water. So I don't know if an assertion that I am made out of bull testicles is really all that insulting.


It's fun watching you talk yourself into that.

Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 21, 2007, 04:33:58 PM
It's fun watching you talk yourself into that.
I'm not talking myself into anything. I'm just stating my opinion, based on science. That's all.
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Post by: anais.jude on December 21, 2007, 07:43:30 PM
ahem:

the violent make excellant lovers
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 21, 2007, 10:17:51 PM
William Hurt has no idea what pain is, thanks to his enrolling in Patrick Swayze classes.
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Post by: Sideswipe on December 29, 2007, 03:19:08 PM
Optimus Prime invented prime numbers
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on December 31, 2007, 09:17:28 PM
purple is a fruit.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on January 01, 2008, 04:14:52 AM
Purple Monkeys usually make a living at being Dishwashers.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on January 01, 2008, 11:02:39 AM
purple monkeys usually spit in cognac's food.
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Post by: daltysmilth on January 01, 2008, 02:00:03 PM
Vanessa Hudgens's real name is Amanda Huggenkiss.
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Post by: Crazy_88s on January 01, 2008, 02:42:48 PM
Vanessa Hudgens's real name is Amanda Huggenkiss.
Ivana Trumps real name is Ivana Tinkle  :)
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Post by: Tripe on January 02, 2008, 12:09:09 PM
Red Dawn is a loose adaptation of John Steinbeck's The Pearl

Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on January 02, 2008, 01:08:54 PM
Libya was actually the country where Mad Libs were invented.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on January 02, 2008, 03:17:50 PM
david bowie invented spam.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Crazy_88s on January 02, 2008, 06:34:36 PM
Spam is the place where I live.... "Think about nutrition wonder what's inside it now..."
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on January 08, 2008, 08:10:04 AM
Al Gore's birth name was Alfredo Yohan Gorbonovich
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on January 08, 2008, 05:51:25 PM
Magic Voice was a real, disembodied voice that followed the cast and writers of mst3k around and bugged them until they gave her a job on the show.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on January 09, 2008, 11:39:31 AM
guinea pigs...the other white meat
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Post by: Courtney on January 09, 2008, 11:47:08 AM
Spam is the place where I live.... "Think about nutrition wonder what's inside it now..."

Crazy_88s wasn't Cognac.  (as evidenced by the fact that the quoted post doesn't end with "Last Edit: January 05, 2008, 02:12:33 AM by Cognac")  *cue the X Files music*
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on January 17, 2008, 08:15:35 AM
The Ostrich is not really a bird. It the only winged mammal.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on January 19, 2008, 11:17:11 AM
mammals lay eggs.
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Post by: Junkyard on January 20, 2008, 05:44:03 AM
Laserhawk is Mark Hamill's most famous film.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on January 20, 2008, 11:22:19 PM
soylent green is NOT people.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on January 21, 2008, 08:54:54 AM
Yet soy beans ARE people
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on January 22, 2008, 10:52:22 AM
pizza is surprisingly good for you and all the doctors and nutritionists are in on it.
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Post by: Junkyard on January 22, 2008, 11:03:59 AM
The government is secretly run by fairies.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on January 22, 2008, 11:29:00 AM
there are no gophers, only gnomes.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on January 22, 2008, 11:35:12 AM
Men are born with all the sperm they will need in their lifetime.
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Post by: daltysmilth on January 22, 2008, 03:47:47 PM
Batteries are all designed to die right when your mp3 player is in the middle of your favorite song.
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Post by: AmazingThor on January 23, 2008, 12:13:52 PM
Once every millenia, Mars passes so close to the earth the you can touch it with a long pole.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on January 29, 2008, 01:45:59 PM
every three weeks, deer play basketball
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Post by: RVR II on January 29, 2008, 01:46:52 PM
every three weeks, deer play basketball
and the walruses are their cheerleaders :gouge:
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Post by: anais.jude on January 29, 2008, 02:03:26 PM
every three weeks, deer play basketball
and the walruses are their cheerleaders :gouge:

but who is the ref?
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Post by: RVR II on January 29, 2008, 02:06:54 PM
every three weeks, deer play basketball
and the walruses are their cheerleaders :gouge:

but who is the ref?
A Buffalo ;D
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on January 29, 2008, 02:07:09 PM
every three weeks, deer play basketball
and the walruses are their cheerleaders :gouge:

but who is the ref?

the porpoises...everything has its porpoise.
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Post by: anais.jude on January 29, 2008, 02:07:29 PM
every three weeks, deer play basketball
and the walruses are their cheerleaders :gouge:

but who is the ref?
A Buffalo ;D


that'll keep up there numbers
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Post by: Sideswipe on January 30, 2008, 07:36:13 PM
(http://teresatorga4.no.sapo.pt/canyonero.jpg)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: BeautifulMind on February 03, 2008, 11:56:50 AM
The shrimp was invented by a Black man.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on February 03, 2008, 12:09:56 PM
Sideswipe is the master of all puns.
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Post by: RVR II on February 03, 2008, 01:19:18 PM
..And bettertomorrowamy is playing in The SUPER BOOOOWWWLLLLL!!!
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Post by: AmazingThor on February 04, 2008, 12:48:42 PM
Ralph Macchio did his own stunts in Karate Kid I and II. Interestingly enough, his stunt double filmed ALL of his scenes in Karate Kid III.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: darthtron on February 05, 2008, 09:19:36 AM
We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow  submarine
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Post by: daltysmilth on February 05, 2008, 12:11:38 PM
George Lazenby did none of his own stunts in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service".  He was so concerned about injuring himself that he had a stuntman perform scenes that called for Bond to walk briskly.
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Post by: Courtney on February 05, 2008, 01:21:34 PM
Lazenby is German for "dashing", "debonair", and can also be used as the verb form of "to wander aimlessly."
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Post by: darthtron on February 05, 2008, 01:43:25 PM
The Atari jaguar was the most successful game system ever
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Post by: AmazingThor on February 07, 2008, 04:29:01 AM
The old Irish ballad "Gentle Annie" was written about Annie Lennox.
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Post by: Courtney on February 07, 2008, 06:19:46 AM
The Sales Genie Super Bowl spots were made by Spike Jonze and Michel Gondry.
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on February 07, 2008, 08:00:22 PM
John McCain is a Vietnamese double agent who has waited 40 years to finally pounce!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on February 07, 2008, 08:02:23 PM
Mitt Romney is a Sith Lord
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Post by: Tripe on February 07, 2008, 08:07:20 PM
The Huckster is a session musician on Bridges to Babylon and Goddess in the Doorway
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Post by: RVR II on February 07, 2008, 08:12:10 PM
The DUNE Sandworms are really digging for dirt on the presidential candidates
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Post by: Fortis on February 07, 2008, 11:58:43 PM
Mitt Romney is a Sith Lord

Actually its Obama and Clinton that are the sith lords, you know Yoda said, "Always two there are, the master and the apprentice." That is how we know.

The question is, which one is the master, and which one is the apprentice...

But on a side note, walmart and mcdonalds is a conspiracy. They are controlled by two people who hope that with their spread throughout the world, they will easily be able to take it over and assume leadership over the world and rule in tyranny.
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Post by: daltysmilth on February 08, 2008, 10:04:57 AM
Using this smiley  :highfive: increases your risk of cancer by 48%.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on February 08, 2008, 10:06:57 AM
Barack Obama can cure cancer with a touch of his hand.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on February 08, 2008, 10:16:12 AM
John McCain is Ahnold's brother
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on February 08, 2008, 10:16:55 AM
Hillary Clinton IS cancer.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on February 08, 2008, 10:20:16 AM
Ron Paul is a Quaker
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Post by: Tripe on February 08, 2008, 10:49:07 AM
Quaker Oats have been shown to raise serum cholesterol 400%
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Post by: RVR II on February 08, 2008, 11:06:52 AM
and serum cholesterol is really fungus pie
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on February 08, 2008, 11:11:49 AM
And Fungus Pie is really Oatmeal!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on February 08, 2008, 12:02:00 PM
and oatmeal requires 'fumunda' cheese
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: TeamRAD on February 08, 2008, 12:42:18 PM
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine is the greatest female wrestler of all-time.

Edit: Lack-of-sleep.
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Post by: Hazzah on February 25, 2008, 02:31:48 PM
It's impossible to have a straw long enough, or shaped correctly to drink one milkshake then your milkshake.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on February 25, 2008, 05:21:41 PM
Hal Jordan (aka the Green Lantern) is a direct descendant of another superhero: Captain Caveman.
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Post by: RoninFox on February 25, 2008, 05:23:39 PM
The T-Shirt was invented by Mr. T's father Master T Esquire III.
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Post by: DarthChimay on February 26, 2008, 04:13:27 PM
Christopher Lee's stunt double for Star Wars Episodes I & II was Abe Vigoda.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: YourComputer on February 28, 2008, 10:55:16 AM
Crow T. Robot had a stunt double in the theatre scenes.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Courtney on February 28, 2008, 10:59:55 AM
Crow T. Robot had a stunt double in the theatre scenes.

And I was that stunt double.
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Post by: Fortis on February 28, 2008, 01:11:55 PM
One time, I ate 50 tootsie roll pops (it took 435,698 licks to get to the center of each one) when I finished all the lollipops declared me their human representative in all things lollipop related (especially pertaining the distribution of lollipops at doctors offices). So I Fortis, am here to represent, the lollipop guild.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: anais.jude on February 28, 2008, 10:17:30 PM
cats hate purple (the fruit, not the color)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on February 29, 2008, 03:54:30 AM
The Nautilus is not a boat!   :angry:
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on February 29, 2008, 04:40:50 AM
Transformers won every single oscar award this year.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on February 29, 2008, 04:43:39 AM
Submarines need Lots of hot chocolate to submerge
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: YourComputer on February 29, 2008, 07:09:52 AM
John McClane blew up the Towering Inferno to stop it.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on February 29, 2008, 10:40:48 AM
There are no such things as computer programs.

Rather, all monitors are gateways to another dimension, which scientists figured out how to control back in the '60s. It turns out a large number of other dimensions are populated by creatures that look a lot like letters. It was discovered that we could send a robotic probe, called a curser, to this dimension, which (Since time moves much slower in this dimension) would be able to find and kill a creature of the user's choosing, and lay it out in whatever sequence the user wishes. There are also little creatures called pixels that can be controlled by placing the strewn bodies of the creatures in various orders. This is why computer code makes no sense.

Video Games, meanwhile, take place on a plane of infinite, nearly similar worlds, in which a probe has burrowed into the brain of a soldier in a war, or other creature, and taken control. After instructing the creature to die, the probe finds a parallel universe where the events are taking place later, takes control of the same character, and resumes the action. In recent years, we've found better looking universes with better revolution, and our technology has had to adapt as such.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: LBeria on February 29, 2008, 10:55:10 AM
If you're looking for valuable items to collect, anything made in the period between 1939-1945 that has any color but green on it is highly collectable.

See, when armies were trying to gear-up to fight World War II, there were shortages because Germany had been building-up its military, in violation of the accords signed after WWI, and the rest of the Allied Nations were way behind.  Scrap drives, Victory Gardens, and other material gathering methods were used in order to help produce the items the military would need.  Silk stockings, pots and pans -- everything that could be donated to help make uniforms, vehicles, arms and ammunition, medical supplies, and other necessary items were gathered by the truckload.  Heck, even the White House had sheep on the lawn as a gesture to others to produce wool for uniforms!

But, when you went to the stores to purchase items with your ration books, attended war bond rallies, watched movies and serials at the theater, and conducted any type of business -- no printed materials had green ink on them.  Why?  To paint the vehicles, of course!  So, if you find something that has any color BUT green on it, it's a genuine WWII-era item that is HIGHLY collectable.  Anyone showing you something with green ink on it has probably reproduced it on a computer or repainted it and it's worthless.

(NOTE:  I am a WWII-era militaria dealer, living historian, reenactor, etc. and I actually used that story once on a guy who came in my store with a piece of crap I didn't want and wasn't worth 2-cents.  He DEMANDED that I look at it and make him an offer -- so I came up with the story to convince him it was something I couldn't "possibly afford" and that he shouldn't part with.  He looked happy, left, and didn't bother me again for a LONG time.  Well, except when he wanted to come in to give me "crap" he'd found that had green on it -- money, books, etc.  Maybe it worked too well...)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on February 29, 2008, 03:49:43 PM
Smelling like dog crap is a common requirement for working in the stockrooms of major retailers.

Offstage, Funnyman Phil Harris often referred to former employer Radio/TV personality Jack Benny as "that Irish midget" despite Benny's relatively normal height and lack of Irish ancestry.

The real significance of the numbers in Lost is that, when converted to letters, they spell out the message "Michael Eisner is a Weiner".

Despite all their apparent chumminess with the US, Great Britain still hasn't completely gotten over the War of 1812, specifically the fact that they lost the war even though they won every battle except one that took place two weeks after the treaty ending the war had been signed.  Most of the British spend their time secretly plotting their revenge.

Despite his long-lasting popularity, since his debut album Empty Sky came out, only 12 people have named their child after Elton John.  And of those, 9 of them thought his name was Elden.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: anais.jude on March 03, 2008, 08:57:39 PM
Fast Food Hamburgers are made of Soy
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 04, 2008, 05:43:59 AM
I touched her thigh and Death smiled.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Mr.Quark on March 10, 2008, 03:05:05 PM
McDonald's food will increase your libido, make you lose weight, and regrow your hair.

(Real trivia: McDonalds is the largest purchaser of cow eyeballs in the US (I guess that's what they mean by "all beef patties").)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 11, 2008, 10:34:13 AM
anais' cat tastes like chicken
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2008, 08:10:56 AM
THIS IS SPARTA!
(http://www.beezersbungalow.com/assets/images/300_canvas_leonidas1.jpg)

(Just to celebrate my 300th post on this forum. Never thought I'd get 300 on any forum.)

Oh, now for a fact. The movie 300 is what actually happened at Thermopalaye. History books have just been trying to convince you that goat-people don't exist.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Sideswipe on March 15, 2008, 04:09:25 PM
Goat men, giants, and orges with blades for hands all existed during the Battle of Thermopalaye
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on April 07, 2008, 06:28:19 PM
Raven Simone, star of That's So Raven, is not a real psychic like her character.  She is, however, a powerful telekinetic, and when she is angered, anything within a five-mile radius of her that is not bolted down begins to levitate.  To combat this problem during shooting, the producers of That's So Raven ordered everything on set to be bolted to the floor, including actors.  That's why keen observers will notice that during the show while Raven herself is constantly moving, the other actors tend to stay in one place, and characters besides Raven are never seen entering or leaving a room.  When Raven goes into a fit of telekinetic rage, producers of the show place a call to her former TV Grandfather, Bill Cosby, the only known person who is immune to the effect of Raven's telekinesis and thus the only person capable of calming her down.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: orionpaxxx on April 07, 2008, 09:31:19 PM
If you buy a lottery ticket with a Payday candybar on your actual payday you have a 30% better chance of winning money bahaves like water molecules and are attracted to each other. It runs on the same science as you never find just one coin in your couch but a minimum of 35 cents if the couch has removable cushions.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: LBeria on April 08, 2008, 12:57:53 PM
Raven Simone, star of That's So Raven, is not a real psychic like her character.  She is, however, a powerful telekinetic, and when she is angered, anything within a five-mile radius of her that is not bolted down begins to levitate.  To combat this problem during shooting, the producers of That's So Raven ordered everything on set to be bolted to the floor, including actors.  That's why keen observers will notice that during the show while Raven herself is constantly moving, the other actors tend to stay in one place, and characters besides Raven are never seen entering or leaving a room.  When Raven goes into a fit of telekinetic rage, producers of the show place a call to her former TV Grandfather, Bill Cosby, the only known person who is immune to the effect of Raven's telekinesis and thus the only person capable of calming her down.
Actually, this is quite true because of the reaction of Jell-O against telekenetic powers.  With all the puddings he's downed over the years, the fusion of gelatin and sugar are able to absorb and redirect telekinestic waves into other areas.  However, once the body's limit of overabsorption is reached, then other areas become highly affected.  Note Mr. Cosby's continual desire to wear sunglasses even when not necessary.  Theories abound about why he is shielding his eyes from others -- is it their safety or his own he's protecting??
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: GLaDOS on April 16, 2008, 09:46:33 PM
Cobra is not really an evil terrorist organization determined to rule the world. They're just a club of basket weavers.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 17, 2008, 12:58:00 AM
The Cobra Kai are affiliated with COBRA however, fear does exist in their dojo and they never strike first.  Also, sweeping the leg is forbidden.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Vault Dweller on April 19, 2008, 09:00:05 PM
Hershey's uses sweeten rats milk to make their chocolate smoother.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on April 19, 2008, 10:09:32 PM
There exists an alternate universe where Gene Roddenberry retained control over the Star Trek movie franchise and as a result got to make his "Crew of the Enterprise goes back in time to prevent JFK from being assassinated" movie.  As a result, the whole franchise withered and died in the early 80's, and no one ever spoke of Star Trek ever again.  Conversely, there is yet another alternate universe where Roddenberry did the same thing, and it made the Star Trek franchise an even bigger success than it has been in this universe.

However, there have been no universes yet found where anyone likes Star Trek Nemesis.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: GLaDOS on April 19, 2008, 10:17:55 PM
On that note, there is also no alternate reality in existence in which the Star Wars prequels are all universally loved or even liked.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: orionpaxxx on April 20, 2008, 11:57:43 AM
Listening to heavy metal at loud volumes for extended periods of time can damage hearing. Listening to John Tesh at loud volumes for extended periods of time can cause total protonic reversal.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: GLaDOS on April 20, 2008, 01:26:26 PM
Elita-1 is having second thoughts about her new boyfriend.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: lefty081577 on May 01, 2008, 08:28:22 PM
due to chemicals and hormones introduced into the beef cows diet, soyburgers are starting to taste more and More like all beef patties(except for McDonald's patties that seen to taste like the color gray).  as a result all vegans will return to eating meat to satisfy their need for bland tasteless foodstuffs


(that should get the vegan headhunters on my omnivorous tail)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on May 01, 2008, 09:11:19 PM
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry:
http://www.filedropper.com/thatonenight45sec (http://www.filedropper.com/thatonenight45sec)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: GLaDOS on May 30, 2008, 03:36:22 AM
There is no relation to Obama and the Mortal Kombat character Baraka.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 13, 2008, 09:45:43 PM
Pots cannot actually call kettles black.  Pots are inanimate objects and are unable to speak.  They simply imply that kettles are black.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on December 13, 2008, 10:10:01 PM
Legos were originally designed as a marital aid.

Eating 4 containers of Yogurt a day will make you more interesting,  No one knows why.

Not that I'm implying any connection, but I've noticed that the number of violent crimes in this country has gotten consistantly higher since the release of the movie Empire Records.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on December 15, 2008, 10:05:48 PM
This was a boating accident.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 16, 2008, 03:03:51 AM
Chicken actually tastes like turkey.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on December 16, 2008, 08:18:55 PM
Turkey actually tastes like bacon.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: BBQ Platypus on December 18, 2008, 08:43:53 PM
Bacon actually tastes like Corey Feldman.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Action Batch on December 19, 2008, 06:09:15 AM
We've secretly replaced her regular Corey Feldman with Corey Haim crystals. Let's watch.

4 out of 5 seamstresses can't tell the difference between Feldman and Haim.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 19, 2008, 10:46:03 AM
You can't have any Haim.  Your just a dummy.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on December 21, 2008, 03:51:24 PM
RVR has, in fact, never been to Mexico. It's an annual practical joke he likes to play on us.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RVR II on December 21, 2008, 03:53:55 PM
And Pak has Not lived in New Mexico, Ever! :P
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: LucasM on December 21, 2008, 09:06:29 PM
With the inner cheek being the easiest place to get good-quality cells for analyzing chromosomes... and with 'perfect specimens' of humanity being what was used in the Human Genome Project...

Darwin was right: it IS saliva of the fittest!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 22, 2008, 04:01:33 AM
Bad puns make me want to give hugs.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Action Batch on December 30, 2008, 11:02:10 AM
If you watch BTAs avatar long enough, the 174th time Bush ducks, he ducks to his right.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 11, 2009, 11:41:21 AM
The televised moon landing, thought by some to be fake, was indeed faked.  The crew landed on the moon early, created a large sound stage with a fake moon and then filmed a live moon-landing for each time zone.  Armstrong was spent by the time they got to the west coast.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on January 11, 2009, 01:31:11 PM
On a dare, while directing Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom, Stephen Spielberg ended every sentence he spoke with the word "penis".  i.e.  "Harrison, I need you to move a little to your left penis."  "Frank, I think we need some more bugs for this scene penis."  "John, maybe you should conduct the score with your penis."
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on January 11, 2009, 04:45:54 PM
Babies taste like freedom.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: therul on January 12, 2009, 08:19:28 AM
the Eisenhower interstate system (our common freeway system) was built to give a better view of where the major population centers are from space.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: YoohooRiffer on January 15, 2009, 10:13:20 PM
Band-Aids, if left in a plasma mixture over a period of weeks, can reproduce asexually.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on January 16, 2009, 05:09:14 AM
Abstinence education leads to fisting.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: therul on January 16, 2009, 06:44:59 AM
Mickey Mouse once had a three way with Daisy and Goofy (it's a float with three staws).  Donald once had a twist with Minnie (pretzel), and Pluto once ate Pooh (well, he is a dog). 
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Doctor Who? on January 16, 2009, 06:47:49 AM
Bill Corbits is 77 years old.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on January 20, 2009, 09:38:11 AM
The original manuscript of Charles Darwin's Origin Of Species had one sentence that, strangely, has been omitted from every published version.  That sentence consists of only two words:  "Just kidding!"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on January 20, 2009, 09:43:30 AM
The Sims are, in fact, a strange, twisted reality show. Your game is actually a direct feed to a section of a small town in Ohio, where electrodes have been hooked to residents brains to make them do what they're commanded to do. If you've ever killed a Sim, you're guilty of murder.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Hazzah on March 12, 2009, 09:26:22 PM
Leprechauns are all mute.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 12, 2009, 09:27:34 PM
Leprechauns taste like chicken
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 12, 2009, 10:42:57 PM
I have 27 bananas in my suitcase.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: therul on March 13, 2009, 08:11:26 AM
bettertommorowamy has no knack for euphanisms.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 13, 2009, 08:36:11 AM
they have to call bta's bananas, THE bananas, instead of HIS bananas...
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on March 13, 2009, 10:49:07 AM
Giving someone the finger is the equivalent of doing forty-seven pushups.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 13, 2009, 05:32:20 PM
42 is the answer and the question
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on March 16, 2009, 05:56:33 AM
Due to inflation, the number pi is now equal to 3.257843.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 16, 2009, 11:19:03 AM
anyone who knows what pie is, is missing the whole point
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: LBeria on March 16, 2009, 12:24:57 PM
pie is the newest food group
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 16, 2009, 01:22:34 PM
unlike pi
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on March 17, 2009, 06:36:13 PM
The last number of pi is two.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 17, 2009, 06:39:57 PM
pi is the square root of donut

Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 17, 2009, 07:01:37 PM
donut is the answer to homer
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on March 17, 2009, 07:17:41 PM
Homer wrote the Illiad.  The Odyssey was co-written by Homer and Joe Esterhasz.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on March 20, 2009, 08:09:16 AM
Apple trees are technically considered weeds.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 20, 2009, 08:35:57 AM
weeds are technically apple trees
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on March 20, 2009, 10:39:56 AM
Crab Apples are technically considered crabs.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: therul on March 20, 2009, 10:44:57 AM
You can get rid of crabs with toothpaste
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: LBeria on March 20, 2009, 10:45:42 AM
Toothpaste is an effective spermicide
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 20, 2009, 11:38:50 AM
Condoms are a 100% effective in preventing forest fires.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on March 20, 2009, 12:07:10 PM
Smokey the Bear has actually caused more forrest fires than any other living being in the entire history of the planet.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on March 20, 2009, 01:45:53 PM
Only I can prevent forest fires, every time a forest fire is averted, it is I who has done that!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 20, 2009, 06:03:11 PM
only i can start forest fires, any time a forest fire is started, i do it ;)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on March 20, 2009, 07:47:48 PM
Only I can prevent flame wars.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: LBeria on March 21, 2009, 05:01:07 AM
The Great Flame War of 1995 was accidentally started by a 85-year-old lady from Topeka on the alt.net usegroups when she thought they were lost-and-found postings for cats.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 21, 2009, 07:56:14 AM
peeps are people
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on March 23, 2009, 11:33:12 AM
People are actually comprised of marshmallow covered with yellow sugar.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: LBeria on March 23, 2009, 12:09:33 PM
You can actually taste the difference between the rest of the Peep and the eye.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 23, 2009, 12:16:00 PM
I'm the stripper you watched last night.  You put a counterfeit 2-dollar bill in my g-string.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: therul on March 23, 2009, 02:07:27 PM
It is amazing what a stripper will do for a 2 dollar bill.  Having you thrown out of a strip joint is pretty amazing.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Darth Geek on March 23, 2009, 06:29:38 PM
Good Burger was sponsored by McDonalds. They were told it was going to be about Burger King, and after reading the script, they forked over all the funding. Boy, were they pissed when it came out.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: therul on March 24, 2009, 08:53:15 AM
Mary's little lamb had rabies
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 24, 2009, 10:23:14 AM
My name is Mary.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 24, 2009, 10:31:13 AM
mary's lamb was the one to infect my flock
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 24, 2009, 10:56:28 AM
I infected the lamb.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on March 24, 2009, 11:54:11 AM
I shave the barber
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: LBeria on March 24, 2009, 12:26:36 PM
I fear the Reaper
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on March 24, 2009, 12:28:35 PM
Romeo and Juliet are together in Eternity.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: ImOscardotcom on March 24, 2009, 12:32:42 PM
We can be like they are.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 24, 2009, 12:46:54 PM
if you but join the flock...
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 24, 2009, 12:47:35 PM
I need more cow bell!!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on March 24, 2009, 02:04:25 PM
Cow bells were original made out of cow bones. The name doesn't make as much sense ever since this practice was outlawed in 1934.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 24, 2009, 05:42:32 PM
boning a cow is only illegal in most places
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Action Batch on March 24, 2009, 05:58:54 PM
Boning a cow is not illegal where flocky lives.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 24, 2009, 06:13:54 PM
De-boning a cow is illegal.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Action Batch on March 24, 2009, 06:31:33 PM
De-boning a cow is easier than unscrewing a light bulb.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RoninFox on March 24, 2009, 06:33:22 PM
And yet boning a cow is protected free speech.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on March 24, 2009, 06:54:05 PM
It is not illegal to de-cow a bone, however.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Pak-Man on March 24, 2009, 11:15:19 PM
Contrary to popular belief, making a cow drink 20 expressos and 15 Red Bulls won't result in a milkshake. The result, instead, will be calf-inated milk, or a "Red Cow." The end result, coincidentally, will still bring all the boys to the yard.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on March 25, 2009, 12:57:58 PM
The true winner of the 2008 presidential election was DinoPope.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oOfKj5mvUmY/R6gQ0XvrBbI/AAAAAAAAAFg/0mEDl-H77bQ/s400/dino+pope+-pipes_.jpg)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 25, 2009, 12:59:47 PM
The Pope is not catholic, and bears don't shit in the woods.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on March 25, 2009, 01:39:37 PM
However, bears DO wear hats and the POPE shits in the woods.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: LBeria on March 25, 2009, 01:44:33 PM
Stay tuned for the new adventures of Pope Man (with Altar Boy and the Pope-mobile)!
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/ccydne/Popeman.jpg)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on March 25, 2009, 02:04:20 PM
Stay tuned for the new adventures of Pope Man (with Altar Boy and the Pope-mobile)!
With Jesus-disks! It could be a hit...with a lot of complaints...
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on March 25, 2009, 02:29:00 PM
Because of the economic downturn, many strippers are now accepting handwritten "I.O.U." notes in lieu of dollar bills.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: therul on March 25, 2009, 02:30:24 PM
scorpions are the new white meat
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on March 26, 2009, 05:23:39 AM
Vanilla Ice blames his decline in public favor on the recent economic downturn.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 26, 2009, 11:07:15 AM
vanilla ice is really the pope
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Darth Geek on March 26, 2009, 12:35:46 PM
Vanilla Ice and Ice T are related.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: therul on March 26, 2009, 02:03:32 PM
Vanilla Ice was the insparation for Vanilla Coke
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 26, 2009, 03:15:16 PM
I retired to spend more time with my family.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on March 27, 2009, 06:47:00 AM
MC Hammer chose that name because he used to be a carpenter.



(and because the Hammer is his penis)
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: therul on March 27, 2009, 07:14:37 AM
The good humor man does not have a sense of humor
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 27, 2009, 08:34:28 AM
The good humor man does not have a sense of humor

nor is he particularly good
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: LBeria on March 27, 2009, 10:20:41 AM
The good humor man does not have a sense of humor

nor is he particularly good
and occasionally questionable as a man
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on March 27, 2009, 06:04:39 PM
Someday I'll find that Ice Cream Truck that I hear going around my neighborhood in the summer.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 27, 2009, 07:19:18 PM
Mr.Rogers was a mob hit man.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 27, 2009, 07:58:53 PM
mr rogers was THE mob hit man
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 28, 2009, 05:51:27 AM
Mr.Rogers killed Charlie Brown.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on March 28, 2009, 05:56:25 AM
Mr.Rogers killed Charlie Brown.

Time out a moment; because that is actually very clever if it's intentional (http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/fredrogers/a/mr_rogers.htm).

So, a tentative  :clap: for that one :)

And now
(http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/02/tim-gunn.jpg)
Carry on
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 28, 2009, 06:19:52 AM
Mr.Rogers killed Charlie Brown.

Time out a moment; because that is actually very clever if it's intentional (http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/fredrogers/a/mr_rogers.htm).

So, a tentative  :clap: for that one :)

And now
(http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/02/tim-gunn.jpg)
Carry on

Yeah it was.

Tryig to find out if it was true was how I found Snopes.com years ago.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 28, 2009, 08:04:13 AM
Congress is going to ban all but G rated movies.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 28, 2009, 08:24:11 PM
censorship will soon cease to exist...or at least the word will...
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on March 30, 2009, 07:43:44 AM
snopes.com is a hoax. Everything is says is false is really true.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: therul on March 30, 2009, 08:39:50 AM
The movie The Knowing is a true story on how the world is going to end. 
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Darth Geek on March 30, 2009, 09:51:53 AM
Surf Ninjas actually is GENIUS
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 30, 2009, 12:55:56 PM
genius are actually surf ninjas
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: therul on March 30, 2009, 01:14:01 PM
sponge bob's pants are made out of patrick's bodily waste.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 30, 2009, 01:18:20 PM
The Simpsons was really created by Osama Bin Laden.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on March 30, 2009, 02:23:03 PM
Matt Groening was using "Osama Bin Laden" as a pseudonym for years before he heard about the Saudi terrorist.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: RoninFox on March 30, 2009, 02:25:22 PM
At the same time Osama Bin Ladin usually traveled under the name "Guy Incognito"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 30, 2009, 05:16:25 PM
which would explain why my friend Guy has never been allowed to fly...
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Action Batch on March 30, 2009, 05:48:16 PM
No, the reason is, your friend doesn't have wings.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 30, 2009, 05:54:20 PM
The Big Mac is People!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on March 30, 2009, 06:56:31 PM
Destin is the lovechild of Isaac.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 30, 2009, 07:11:33 PM
Big Love was cancelled
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 30, 2009, 07:36:08 PM
RIFFTRAX IS PEOPLE!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on March 30, 2009, 07:37:15 PM
Soylent Green is soy and lentils.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 30, 2009, 08:30:34 PM
God is alive and well, and living in an undisclosed location 300 feet below the base of Mt. Rainier
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on March 30, 2009, 09:03:57 PM
Blondes hate Blonde Jokes, and if they knew how to write, they'd write a letter of complaint.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 30, 2009, 10:31:54 PM
no, blondes love blonde jokes, even if they dont get them sometimes....ok, most of the time....
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on March 31, 2009, 08:45:51 AM
Bald people, in general, are dumber than blondes.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: ebeth on March 31, 2009, 02:43:54 PM
Hebrew National Franks are actually cuts of beef from Jesus
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on March 31, 2009, 02:59:42 PM
Everytime a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. However, everytime a car horn honks, an angel's wings are violently ripped from his body.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on March 31, 2009, 03:52:03 PM
Bananas shed their skin every 3 months.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Doctor Who? on March 31, 2009, 04:06:46 PM
Mike Nelson is not a Timelord.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on March 31, 2009, 05:09:35 PM
Trace Beaulieu is not now, nor has he ever been a ninja.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on April 01, 2009, 12:55:11 PM
Frank Coniff does NOT make any phrase funny merely by saying it.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Doctor Who? on April 01, 2009, 01:20:41 PM
Snoopy is not the best dog in history.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on April 01, 2009, 01:24:44 PM
Yo Mama jokes were first invented in the Victorian era when they were known as "Thine Maternal Parentage" jokes
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: ebeth on April 01, 2009, 02:43:28 PM
Dick Cheney loves children
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on April 06, 2009, 09:04:51 PM
It turns out that global warming is caused by some kid in Ohio who had the heater turned on when he left the front door open.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on April 15, 2009, 07:18:45 PM
The real reason the president doesn't want his birth certificate revealed to the public: his original middle name is "Eunice".
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on April 15, 2009, 08:48:49 PM
Actually, the President's real middle name is Pol-Pot.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Darth Geek on April 16, 2009, 06:17:25 AM
Dune, Red Dawn and Titanic have all been Rifftraxed, they are being held in a vault for Mike Kevin and Bill's personal entertainment.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on April 16, 2009, 09:30:55 AM
Actually, the President's real middle name is Pol-Pot.

That's what it is now, he changed it from Eunice.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: AmazingThor on April 16, 2009, 10:36:22 AM
The official first pet is a dog named Bo. The Obama team picked it out after rejecting Barak's first choice for first pet, a rooster named "Big Black Cock"
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on November 29, 2010, 01:19:56 AM
Posting in a thread that hasn't been posted in for over a year increases your life expectancy by two thousand percent.

Retail employees love it when you tell them that you pay their salary.

Techno/New Age/Renaissance group Manheim Steamroller currently holds the world record for number of times the f-word was uttered in a single concert.  The concert was held to promote the release of their new album: "Another Goddamn Manheim Steamroller Christmas Album".

Garfield, the lazy lasagna-loving fat-cat was not named after President James Garfield.  In fact it's the other way around.

Prior to becoming a writer/director, Joss Whedon made his living as a Christian ventriloquist.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Darth Geek on November 29, 2010, 05:44:20 AM
Retail employees love it when you tell them that you pay their salary.

So do cops. Try it next time you see one that looks particularly disgruntled. You'll make their day.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: UncleDes on November 29, 2010, 11:33:10 AM
NPR Trivia: Did you know that Cokie Roberts' real first name is "Cocaine"?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Tripe on November 29, 2010, 01:33:36 PM
NPR Trivia: Did you know that Cokie Roberts' real first name is "Cocaine"?
Iknewit!
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Doctor Who? on November 29, 2010, 01:53:52 PM
Obama has a plot to invade and take over Canada.  First step?  Kill William Shatner.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Danecho1967 on November 29, 2010, 02:51:07 PM
At any time, somewhere in the universe, someone is building a time machine, which they will then use to change the past, creating a timeline in which they were never born.  The resulting paradox crashes the system, and God has to reboot the universe and restore it to the last viable save point.  This is the real cause of deja vu.

Also, vending machines were created by the government as a means to psychologically test the population.  People's psychological dispositions are categorized based on their reactions to certain vending machine related tests.  For instance, does the person keep putting the same quarter into the slot when it just drops straight into the coin return, or do they try another quarter.  There are certain subgroups when it comes to dollar bills, such as what method they use to get the wrinkles out of the dollar bill before trying again.  Further, a person's reaction to having the money taken without receiving an item from the machine, or to seeing the item get stuck inside the machine, is also measured.  The test results are said to be very complex, and the true purpose of the tests remains highly classified.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Darth Geek on November 29, 2010, 03:30:22 PM
Obama has a plot to invade and take over Canada.  First step?  Kill William Shatner.
I support this plan! At least initially.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: UncleDes on November 29, 2010, 05:32:37 PM
Did you know Lance Armstrong's birth name was Quincy Limpstrand?
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Doctor Who? on November 29, 2010, 05:59:26 PM
At any time, somewhere in the universe, someone is building a time machine, which they will then use to change the past, creating a timeline in which they were never born.  The resulting paradox crashes the system, and God has to reboot the universe and restore it to the last viable save point.  This is the real cause of deja vu.

Also, vending machines were created by the government as a means to psychologically test the population.  People's psychological dispositions are categorized based on their reactions to certain vending machine related tests.  For instance, does the person keep putting the same quarter into the slot when it just drops straight into the coin return, or do they try another quarter.  There are certain subgroups when it comes to dollar bills, such as what method they use to get the wrinkles out of the dollar bill before trying again.  Further, a person's reaction to having the money taken without receiving an item from the machine, or to seeing the item get stuck inside the machine, is also measured.  The test results are said to be very complex, and the true purpose of the tests remains highly classified.

Well at least it was until wikileaks leaked it.  It's purpose is to find everyone with Canadian blood so the government can take care of them in the first week of the coming war with Canada.
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Post by: daltysmilth on May 06, 2011, 09:36:46 AM
In a recent interview, iCarly star Miranda Cosgrove revealed that she is in fact the child of Miranda Richardson and Freakazoid's Sergeant Cosgrove.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-i00v0LfTuww/TbU7mjmR1VI/AAAAAAAAJ_0/57-nJUa7Uzk/s400/miranda_richardson_gallery_6.jpg) + (http://images.wikia.com/wbau/images/0/0c/Cosgrove.jpg) = (http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/Miranda-Cosgrove-image-2.jpg)
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Post by: Starman! on May 08, 2011, 02:43:01 PM
 :D
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Post by: Doctor Who? on May 08, 2011, 02:56:37 PM
Halo started life as Super Mario 64 2,but the look of the hero was changed at the last minute and then Microsoft bought the rights from Nintendo.
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Post by: Scribblesense on May 08, 2011, 04:05:14 PM
When Freddie Mercury passed away, his life-essence was much too flamboyant and awesome to simply be absorbed into the nether. Instead, it fused itself with infinity, passing on his traits into the psycho-cosmic machine which powers the very universe itself. In less than one hundred years The FreddieMercuryVerse (as the universe shall now be referred to at all times) will become overwrought with the most pure, rainbow-colored ecstasy that Freddie Mercury's essence continually produces, until the entire FreddieMercuryVerse explodes from the core of every atom in existence, spreading particles across the great null void, at which time the FreddieMercuryVerse shall become self-aware and through sheer willpower re-coalesce into a single being, that of Godhead Freddie Mercury, who shall with one note of his rapturous voice conquer every known and unknown plane of existence with peace, love, and melody.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: daltysmilth on May 08, 2011, 08:24:50 PM
Scribblesense occasionally mistakes the "Fake Trivia" thread for the "Vaguely Douglas Adams-ian Whimsy" thread.
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Post by: Darth Geek on May 08, 2011, 08:27:35 PM
Scribblesense is an actual sense. It is the eight sense, after Smision.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 15, 2011, 09:03:28 AM
Helena Bonham Carter started dating Tim Burton to prove to her friends that she was a bigger Tim Burton fan than they were. 
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Post by: Mulligan on August 21, 2011, 03:12:29 PM
Helen Keller was faking it,
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 21, 2011, 04:48:02 PM
K-9 from Doctor Who has been collaborating with R2-D2 and Johnny Five on a script for a film that, if they can get funding, all three would star in.  Describing the script, K-9 said "It is a buddy comedy featuring trace elements of drama as it involves the three of us going on a road trip following Johnny Five's divorce from a Commodore VIC-20."  Co-writer R2-D2 elaborated, saying "Bee-op boop BEEP-beeep-beep boop."    Johnny Five said of his co-writers and hopefully co-stars "Have been friends for twenty-five point eight seven years.  Have wanted to work together for twenty-five point eight five years.  Script gives us the chance."  The script calls for cameos from Marvin the Paranoid Android, V.I.N.CENT from Walt Disney's The Black Hole, and the robot from Lost In Space.  The script originally had a role written for Bubo from Clash Of The Titans, but he was written out following his death from lung cancer last year.
Title: Re: Fake Trivia
Post by: Doctor Who? on August 21, 2011, 04:50:44 PM
K-9 from Doctor Who has been collaborating with R2-D2 and Johnny Five on a script for a film that, if they can get funding, all three would star in.  Describing the script, K-9 said "It is a buddy comedy featuring trace elements of drama as it involves the three of us going on a road trip following Johnny Five's divorce from a Commodore VIC-20."  Co-writer R2-D2 elaborated, saying "Bee-op boop BEEP-beeep-beep boop."    Johnny Five said of his co-writers and hopefully co-stars "Have been friends for twenty-five point eight seven years.  Have wanted to work together for twenty-five point eight five years.  Script gives us the chance."  The script calls for cameos from Marvin the Paranoid Android, V.I.N.CENT from Walt Disney's The Black Hole, and the robot from Lost In Space.  The script originally had a role written for Bubo from Clash Of The Titans, but he was written out following his death from lung cancer last year.

I would watch that movie so many times.  Come on Green Light it Hollywood!
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Post by: shodan on August 21, 2011, 04:52:25 PM
its legal to make a left on red in ohio
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Post by: Russell on August 21, 2011, 04:56:39 PM
Most hotels keep a copy of Mario Puzo's "The Godfather" in the bedside table.
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Post by: daltysmilth on August 21, 2011, 05:16:30 PM
In the years following mst3k, Tom Servo has become the nanny for a trio of adorable kids with a workaholic father and a mother who spends more time going out drinking with her friends than with her children.  But Servo's sarcasm, appreciation of both high culture and pop culture, and penchant for putting on adorable outfits have brought the whole family closer together.  He still sings all three of the kids to sleep each night, before hovering off to bed himself, putting on a cute little striped sleeping shirt and nightcap.

Crow, meanwhile, unsuccessfully tried his hand at standup comedy, though all the comedy clubs blacklisted him because of his habit of heckling the other comedians, musicians, waitresses, members of the audience, and even himself.  He then got in touch with the Crow who had been stranded in Wisconsin in the 1980's during the episode Time Chasers, and the two of them formed a singing duo that had a number of minor hits on Wisconsin college radio stations. 
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Post by: shodan on August 21, 2011, 05:19:03 PM
In Dallas, Texas, it's legal to kill someone if you tell them when, where, and how your going to kill them at least 5 hours before you do kill them-and it's void if they leave the city.
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Post by: Russell on August 21, 2011, 07:26:08 PM
The crew responsible for "Behind the Music" on VH-1 were actually the underpants Gnomes
from South park.
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Post by: daltysmilth on September 02, 2011, 12:09:54 AM
All dogs are blue now.
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Post by: shodan on September 02, 2011, 03:14:17 AM
(http://multiply.com/mu/garretthestla/image/10/photos/4/600x600/5/sun-doesnt-shine.jpg?et=V9bhx8HZEjwNf4KdyuvBSA&nmid=43407599)
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Post by: Doctor Who? on September 02, 2011, 05:00:01 AM
SOYLENT GREEN IS CAT!
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Post by: goflyblind on September 02, 2011, 05:23:22 AM
did you know that black holes aren't actually black, they're chartreuse. and they taste like silly putty.
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Post by: shodan on September 02, 2011, 10:17:58 AM
The first toothpick was acitually initially intended as a small spear for a jousting event in baranabus jones' world famous mouse circus in 1877
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Post by: Darth Geek on September 02, 2011, 03:16:41 PM
Michael Bay is not actually a really shitty director. He's a huge hipster, and he makes bad movies because it's ironic.
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Post by: UncleDes on September 02, 2011, 03:46:48 PM
Michael Bay is not actually a really shitty director. He's a huge hipster, and he makes bad movies because it's ironic.
;D
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Post by: Pak-Man on September 03, 2011, 12:11:26 AM
Rebecca Black's "Friday" is actually a misunderstood and scathing satirical jab at the fictional life of Robinson Crusoe.
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on September 03, 2011, 12:53:42 AM
Rebecca Black's "Friday" is actually a misunderstood and scathing satirical jab at the fictional life of Robinson Crusoe.

 :D
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Post by: shodan on September 03, 2011, 02:04:20 AM
greedo shot first
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Post by: UncleDes on September 03, 2011, 05:56:03 AM
Rebecca Black's "Friday" is actually a misunderstood and scathing satirical jab at the fictional life of Robinson Crusoe.

 :D
I second that emoticon
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Post by: Sideswipe on September 03, 2011, 11:15:15 AM
I was the one who canceled Star Trek!
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Post by: shodan on September 03, 2011, 12:07:17 PM
The person who canceled star trek was eaten alive by Trekkies 30 seconds after announcing it on a forum
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Post by: UncleDes on September 03, 2011, 03:48:50 PM
Did you know Glenn Close is actually a woman?
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Post by: Sideswipe on September 03, 2011, 06:45:05 PM
Sarah Palin is highly intelligent and rational
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Post by: shodan on September 03, 2011, 10:48:36 PM
fox news is unbiased
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Post by: LucasM on September 04, 2011, 01:19:39 AM
Glen Beck is sane.
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Post by: shodan on September 04, 2011, 02:01:10 AM
the tea party really is all about unfair taxes on caffeinated hot beverages
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Post by: LucasM on September 08, 2011, 06:25:26 PM
Before being hijacked for a completely different type of action, the term 'cosplay' originally was coined to describe two men lying together, spread-eagled on the floor, with their open legs facing the same direction.
     [Note for Language Historians: there used to be a hyphen after the second letter of the term.]
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Post by: LucasM on September 08, 2011, 06:26:08 PM
For those discussing Harry Potter:  Please note that the politically correct term is "prostitute-cruxes".  Thank you!
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 12, 2011, 07:41:47 PM
The BBC series Ballykissangel, a light drama set in a small Irish town, was originally intended to be a remake of Gunsmoke with the characters transposed to 1880's Scotland, before producers decided that would be, in their words "terrible and dumb."

Doctor Who was based on the real-life adventures of British gynecologist Robert Kenneth Wilson, the photographer attributed to the famous "Surgeon's Photo" of the Loch Ness Monster.  Like the Doctor, Dr. Wilson was a time traveling alien/adventurer.  However, he traveled through time using a handheld device he simply called the "Time Device".  The Tardis, a time machine disguised as a police phone box, was inspired by a telephone kiosk outside the BBC studios that was disguised as a time machine.
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Post by: daltysmilth on October 12, 2011, 11:55:10 PM
Christopher Columbus was well aware that he had not landed in India when he landed in the Bahamas.  But the journey had been long and arduous with many of the sailors getting sick or near mutiny, to the point that Columbus finally said to his second in command "F*ck it!  The next piece of land we come to is India!  All right?  No matter where we land, it's f*cking India, got it?"  Thus when they landed in the Bahamas, Columbus told his men it was India, and if anyone disagreed, that was their problem.
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Post by: Sideswipe on October 13, 2011, 10:37:00 PM
Sideswipe is pure liquid evil with a hate chaser.
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 13, 2011, 10:43:47 PM
Sarcasm_made_easy is actually a thawed out cave man and was directly related to Lucy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_(Australopithecus)

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Post by: shodan on October 13, 2011, 10:47:00 PM
my spoon is too big.
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Post by: Russell on October 15, 2011, 10:13:28 AM
Hamburger Helper can cure Superman's cancer.
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Post by: daltysmilth on February 28, 2012, 10:44:22 PM
Genetically speaking, the Giant Panda is more closely related to the Monitor Lizard than to any other species of bear, or indeed any other mammal.
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Post by: torgosPizza on February 28, 2012, 11:19:26 PM
1 out of 15 forum posts end without punctuation
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Post by: Sideswipe on February 29, 2012, 07:00:25 AM
That seems a little low
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Post by: goflyblind on February 29, 2012, 05:09:19 PM
the electron tastes like grape koolaid; the positron like cherry.
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Post by: Smith Dr John Smith on March 01, 2012, 06:05:33 AM
Mice are just baby moose.
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Post by: Pak-Man on March 01, 2012, 07:23:47 AM
Bamboo Harvester, the horse that played Mister Ed, was actually a female. The reason nobody ever noticed was because of her deep voice.

It was actually Alan Young who had to be coaxed into the illusion of speech. He only agreed to the role if he wasn't required to speak, saying he was "Saving his voice" for his upcoming role as Scrooge McDuck, which his Psychic told him about. Stagehands would film him chewing pieces of gum and his lines were dubbed by voice actor Bill Thompson.
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Post by: Sideswipe on March 01, 2012, 08:35:35 AM
the electron tastes like grape koolaid; the positron like cherry.

the neutron tastes like Nutella.
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 01, 2012, 11:45:20 AM
The nail on your little toe is called a Dijaugh. They say the name is based off of an old, long-forgotten piece of Greek mythology in which Zeus stubbed his toe on Atlantis, making him fly into a blind rage and resulting in the sinking of the island.
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Post by: Smith Dr John Smith on March 01, 2012, 03:00:14 PM
You don't need to drink water to live,that is a lie spread by the powerful water lobby.
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Post by: daltysmilth on March 01, 2012, 06:01:21 PM
Fronted by Droppy, the Water Droplet:
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGYlLUQdFevs&v=GYlLUQdFevs&gl=US (http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGYlLUQdFevs&v=GYlLUQdFevs&gl=US)
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Post by: Smith Dr John Smith on March 01, 2012, 06:41:07 PM
Apples are just very large grapes.
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Post by: daltysmilth on March 02, 2012, 12:49:48 AM
The Fake Trivia thread is really just the Come On, Shock US thread in disguise!
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Post by: Smith Dr John Smith on March 02, 2012, 02:34:41 PM
Microsolft and Apple are really the same company. They just run those adds to confuse us.
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Post by: AmazingThor on March 30, 2012, 12:30:51 PM
Francis the talking Mule was loosely based on the true story of a Talking Donkey. The Donkey didn't actually "talk" but did have a lucrative singing career.
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Post by: Smith Dr John Smith on April 07, 2012, 05:47:26 AM
And he is still alive today,He does by the name Justine Biembler now.
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Post by: Thrifty on April 27, 2012, 05:01:30 PM
It is fully possible to breathe on the moon.  It's just that the astronauts who have been there were too cowardly to try it without space suits.
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Post by: Darth Geek on April 27, 2012, 05:10:29 PM
Mosern cars are in fact derived from the Transformers. That explains why the Pinto explodes so easily.
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Post by: RoninFox on April 27, 2012, 06:26:24 PM
George Washington Carver's neighbor once switched a bucket of peanuts in the lab with a bushel of apples.  As a result, George invented applesauce.
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Post by: AmazingThor on April 27, 2012, 09:16:14 PM
Nostradomus correctly predicted 911. Not the September 11th attacks, but the television show hosted by William Shatner.
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Post by: Starman! on April 29, 2012, 04:56:57 PM
George Lucas isn't releasing the original versions of the Star Wars trilogy because he is a sick bastard who likes to see people suffer.
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Post by: Darth Geek on April 29, 2012, 08:31:26 PM
George Lucas isn't releasing the original versions of the Star Wars trilogy because he is a sick bastard who likes to see people suffer.
Um...it's supposed to be FAKE trivia...
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 09, 2012, 11:52:33 AM
The Chicken Dance is offensive to actually quite offensive to chickens, as are the Bluths.
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Post by: RoninFox on August 09, 2012, 12:03:42 PM
As a result of David Tennant not carrying the Olympic Torch, we were all plunged into an alternate timeline that threatened to destroy Earth.  Acting quickly, we were able to send Matt Smith back in time to carry it, which prevented the Earth's destruction, but as it was not close enough to the original space/time continuity we've all been denied the eventual enlightenment and immortality that would have been bestowed upon us right after the closing ceremonies.
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Post by: bta on August 09, 2012, 01:13:42 PM
Did you know that the binary equivalent of an pulsar's negative atmosphere is able to support 27 forms of genetic stasis?
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Post by: LucasM on August 12, 2012, 02:01:29 AM
What came to be known as 'Jim Henson's Muppets' were actually simply copies of a group of gods worshipped by ancient Mayan children.  This astonishing fact was recently discovered in some of Jim Henson's private papers.

In Mr. Henson's papers, he describes a visit to Central America early in his career.  During this trip he was privvy to previously untranslated Mayan texts.  In the translations, which he helped with, he learned of a particular 'Muppet' god that was particularly prized by Mayan children.  This god governed the migration of Mayans into their holiest of cities, and children would pray to this god that they could move into that city.  Thus would the population there be maintained.

However, with the effigy of this god not being produced by the high priests until years into the Mayan's domination of Central America, a terrible 'Muppet famine' plagued the Mayan culture the year the smaller 'home effigies' became available.  Scholars now believe that the decrease in prayers to this god starting that year was responsible for the ultimate collapse of Mayan civilization.

Further details in the translation described how the inability of each child to be able to pray to the god of their choice came about.  Because the children were expecting to have an effigy at home that they could pray to, children ceased going to the temples to pray to this god.  And so less prayers were made in this god’s name.  Because of this, gradually the population of their holiest city diminished to nothing.

Though many effigies were produced, there were still an inadequate number of representations of this god to get to every child who wanted one.  That was because, for their Winter Solstice gift in the year it was first produced, every young Mayan child had asked for the same thing:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: AmazingThor on August 12, 2012, 06:19:23 PM
When a limb "falls asleep", it's not really sleeping, just hypnotized.