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Title: Quote Something!
Post by: Pak-Man on January 24, 2007, 04:47:04 PM
TV, Movies, books, music, video games, Rifftrax, MST3K, famous people... Post cool quotes here!
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Pak-Man on January 24, 2007, 04:51:05 PM
o/~ If I were a vacuum cleaner, and you were a vacuum cleaner too, we would sooooo get it on! o/~ - Dad (The Brak Show)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: J-Proof on January 24, 2007, 04:52:39 PM
"With all due respect, and remember, I'm saying with /all/ due respect.... That idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on..." - Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights
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Post by: mrbasehart on January 24, 2007, 05:22:19 PM
"You're about as useful as a cock-flavoured lolly" - Rip Torn, Dodgeball.
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Post by: Justin on January 24, 2007, 06:24:21 PM
"The bottom line was, I couldn't not do it.  It's all I could think about.  I knew I was at the perfect age." - Dakota Fanning, regarding Hounddog, a film in which she is brutally raped.
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 24, 2007, 07:33:34 PM
"Cheating is bad.  Richard Basehart is good."   -Gypsy.                    
                                                            ...Also attributed to Crow.
                                                                       #515(Wild Wild World of Batwoman).
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 24, 2007, 07:47:22 PM
"I...  I was nice today. Nice to all those incipit, little monkeys. Answering their stupid letters.

My hands... DIRTY!!

...the dirt won't come off...


AAAAAAAGH!!!



President... What a joke!

...President...

President of WHAT?!?!   His fan club. How they love him! Look at him... lying there asleep! The idol of millions. He's a FOOL! Blind, silly little fool. And how easily I could end the farce. With these hands. These DIRTY hands!! And with these hands, I hold the fate of millions! They think he's a god! But, he's as mortal as we. I know!

Just one quick *twist!* and it's over...

YESSSSSSSS

Just ONE!!!

...

Just...


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


It's happening AGAIN!!

My BRAIN!!

My HOT

STINGING

BRAIN!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!"
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: gammer on January 24, 2007, 08:01:41 PM
"I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done." -Napoleon Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: J-Proof on January 25, 2007, 12:24:50 AM
"You built a TIME machine??.... Out of a DELORIAN???" ....(I know - I must like this quote =)
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Post by: SaucyRossy on January 25, 2007, 01:20:40 AM
"I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense."
Christopher Walken
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 25, 2007, 06:35:50 AM
"Come on, you guys.  It's not a real wedding.  Don't cry."  "We know.  It's the *script* that's upsetting us!"   -Joel/Crow.   #105(The Corpse Vanishes)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Grillslinger on January 25, 2007, 06:37:18 AM
"what's the worst thing you've ever done?"
"I won't tell you that. But I'll tell you the worst thing that's ever happened to me...the most dreadful thing."

Peter Straub's Ghost Story.

Great book. Movie Blew.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: BEERxTaco on January 25, 2007, 07:57:30 AM
From "MST3K #320 The Unearthly
John Carradine: "Shall we retire?"
Crow: "Why, are you coming apart? Oh... wrong joke"
Servo: "Ba-dum shhhhh"

Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: SmilinJackRoss on January 25, 2007, 08:30:46 AM
"I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams...I hope."
-The Shawshank Redemption

"...And that's when this feeling came over me like a warm blanket. I knew, somehow, that I had to stay alive. Somehow. I had to keep breathing. Even though there was no reason to hope. And all my logic said that I would never see this place again. So that's what I did. I stayed alive. I kept breathing. And one day my logic was proven all wrong because the tide came in, and gave me a sail. And now, here I am. I'm back. In Memphis, talking to you. I have ice in my glass... And I've lost her all over again. I'm so sad that I don't have Kelly. But I'm so grateful that she was with me on that island. And I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?"
-Cast Away

"Wakey wakey...eggs and bakey."
-Kill Bill Vol. 2
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Pak-Man on January 25, 2007, 09:02:40 AM
(Quoted loosely by two random people from a Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas)
"Blasphemy! The things he's saying! I should do something!"
"There's nothing you CAN do."
"Hmm. I guess I'm just going to have to develop a sense of humor!"
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 25, 2007, 10:50:11 AM
it hung in the air exactly the way that bricks dont  -  hitchhikers guide to the galaxy :)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 25, 2007, 10:55:07 AM
"Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic life form?"

Obi-Wan Kenobi,
Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: mrbasehart on January 25, 2007, 06:18:38 PM
"Trust me, I know what I'm doing."

Sledge Hammer.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 25, 2007, 06:24:29 PM
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. - the narrator/fight club
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Pak-Man on January 25, 2007, 07:16:39 PM
"All independant movies are about gay cowboys eating pudding!" - Eric Cartman: South Park (Nearly a DECADE before Brokeback Mountain. :^))
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 25, 2007, 08:29:34 PM
"I wanted to play hopscotch with the impenetrable mystery of existence, but he stepped in a wormhole and had to go in early."   -Crow.   #203(Jungle Goddess)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Justin on January 26, 2007, 08:35:17 AM
"Steven Colbert just blew me right away." - Bill O' Reilly
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Post by: J-Proof on January 26, 2007, 10:08:02 AM
"I've gotta fever....and the only perscription....is more COWBELL, baby...." C-Dub, SNL
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Post by: Pak-Man on January 26, 2007, 10:21:07 AM
How appropriate! You fight like a cow! - Guybrush Threepwood (Monkey Island)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 26, 2007, 10:30:37 AM
You must be an impressive fighter to make past my cow  -masterpain/evil betty kung pow enter the fist
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Rufus T on January 26, 2007, 10:47:32 AM
You must be an impressive fighter to make past my cow  -masterpain/evil betty kung pow enter the fist

 "Your clothes are blue."
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: mrbasehart on January 26, 2007, 10:49:03 AM
"He's not even the best drummer in the Beatles." 

- John Lennon when asked if Ringo was the best drummer in the world.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 26, 2007, 10:50:35 AM
I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths.

~ Steven Wright
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 26, 2007, 11:02:10 AM
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Your clothes are blue."

RRRED clothes
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 26, 2007, 01:35:48 PM
"DEEEEEEEEEEP HUUUURRRTINGGGG!!!"   -Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank.   
#410(Hercules Against The Moon Men)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 26, 2007, 01:51:00 PM
"I don't have to f*cking impress you!"

~ Stewie Griffin
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 26, 2007, 01:54:53 PM
"Don't talk to me, I'm a high-fashion model from the future."   -Tom Servo.   #109(PMB)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 26, 2007, 03:55:49 PM
"Double-hi-keeba!  Raised you one."   -Tom Servo (as George).   #411(tMS)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 26, 2007, 07:57:17 PM
"And I don't want *anyone* strapping *anyone's* hands across *anyone's*  engines!!"   -Joel.   #322(MN1)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 26, 2007, 10:06:11 PM
He must devour three times his own weight every day--" "--plus a delicious shake."   -Narrator/Tom Servo (as Narrator).   #407(tKS)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 27, 2007, 08:59:29 AM
But whats too far when your entrails are hanging out? - tom servo
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 27, 2007, 01:05:43 PM
"Ask me about my extra chromosome!"   -Joel (as the goofy Dancing Fool).   #112(UY)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 27, 2007, 01:27:55 PM
"they got into port and everything was ok, they all went out to lunch and felt better"  -crow
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 27, 2007, 04:03:25 PM
"DEEEEEEEEEEP HUUUURRRTINGGGG!!!"   -Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank.   #410(HatMM)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 27, 2007, 08:12:19 PM
"I predict that in the climactic finale, she jumps without a chute, and then her *hair* opens up."   -Mike.   #609(tSD)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 28, 2007, 11:01:08 AM
"Put that lampshade on your head, tie femur bones around your waist, and dance naked in the moonlight!"   -**.   #203(JG)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 28, 2007, 08:07:38 PM
"Oh! Master Robin! You've lost your arms in battle! How horrible...
but ya grew some nice boobs!"

~Blinkin,
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 28, 2007, 08:33:38 PM
"Rocky, have you ever had a funny feeling you're about to get slugged?" "Here, let me complete the thought --"   -Winky/Joel (as Rocky Jones).   #417(CotM)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Variety of Cells on January 28, 2007, 09:45:38 PM
"People still went on talking about truth and beauty as though they were the sovereign goods. Right up to the time of the Nine Years' War. That made them change their tune all right. What's the point of truth or beauty or knowledge when the anthrax bombs are popping all around you? That was when science first began to be controlled-after the Nine Years' War. Anything for a quiet life. We've gone on controlling ever since. It hasn't been very good for truth, of course. But it's been very good for happiness. One can't have something for nothing. Happiness has go to be paid for"

A Brave New World - 1932
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 28, 2007, 10:58:31 PM
"Crooks are always dropping obvious clues like that.  It's really a desperate cry for help."   -Joel.   #108(SP)


...and btw 200th post! Woot! Yay Me!!!
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 29, 2007, 05:34:57 AM
"Looks like Daddy-O's apartment -- except for the big-ass phone."   -Tom Servo.   #608(CN:DH)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 29, 2007, 08:58:34 AM
Get your stinkin paws of me you damn dirty ape  -  unkown lol
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 29, 2007, 11:17:29 AM
"Do you have anything for a queasy stomach?" "Yes -- this film."   -**.   #K12(SSTDF)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 29, 2007, 11:41:17 AM
i guess sometimes there just arent enough rocks - Forest Gump.
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 29, 2007, 12:19:22 PM
people like Blood sausage too, people are morons.  - phil connors/ groundhogs day
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: gammer on January 29, 2007, 01:32:47 PM
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

-Deep Thought, Jack Handy
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 29, 2007, 03:58:01 PM
"She's very attractive when she weeps.  Like death warmed over." -Tom
    Servo. (#K-11 Humanoid Woman)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: RaoulDuke on January 29, 2007, 05:23:09 PM
"she went on the beach not expecting to be abducted by a mexican wrestler"
"Bad touch El Santo!" mst3k 515
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: RaoulDuke on January 29, 2007, 05:25:10 PM
"Tor Close your mouth you'll Drown" Mst3k 423
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 29, 2007, 06:24:36 PM
"When it comes to compliments women are bloodthirsty, ravenous monsters always wantin' more, more, MORE!!!"

 :)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 29, 2007, 07:45:05 PM
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"When it comes to compliments women are bloodthirsty, ravenous monsters always wantin' more, more, MORE!!!"
  heh good ol' homer.

Bart: Wow dad it worked. Know anything else about women?
Homer: Nope just that.
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 29, 2007, 10:19:48 PM
"Oh, the Crawlicopter -- that's your answer for everything."   -Crow.   #211(FSoV)
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Post by: mrbasehart on January 30, 2007, 06:51:40 AM
"How it's a living thing. I like to think about what was going on the year the grapes were growing; how the sun was shining; if it rained. I like to think about all the people who tended and picked the grapes. And if it's an old wine, how many of them must be dead by now. I like how wine continues to evolve, like if I opened a bottle of wine today it would taste different than if I'd opened it on any other day, because a bottle of wine is actually alive. And it's constantly evolving and gaining complexity. That is, until it peaks, like your '61. And then it begins its steady, inevitable decline."

Maya, Sideways.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: gammer on January 30, 2007, 08:02:29 AM
"The Internet? We are not interested in it"
-- Bill Gates, 1993

and then...

"Sometimes we do get taken by surprise. For example, when the Internet came along, we had it as a fifth or sixth priority."
-- Bill Gates, Jul, 1998


and lastly...

"Microsoft Products are Generally Bug Free"
-- Bill Gates
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 30, 2007, 08:16:46 AM
"The Internet? We are not interested in it"
-- Bill Gates, 1993

and then...

"Sometimes we do get taken by surprise. For example, when the Internet came along, we had it as a fifth or sixth priority."
-- Bill Gates, Jul, 1998


and lastly...

"Microsoft Products are Generally Bug Free"
-- Bill Gates

Thank you, Gammer my friend! That made my day!!


And now, here's a brilliant quote:

"Boobs. I just wanna say that again. Boobs."

~Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head Do America


And another from the same movie, when Beavis and Butt-head visit the Hoover Dam:

"I just have one question. Is this a God Dam? Y'know... God damn?"

~Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head Do America
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: BEERxTaco on January 30, 2007, 08:27:36 AM
Crow: "I wanna decide who lives and who dies."
Joel: "Oh, I dunno..."

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 30, 2007, 10:59:28 AM
"Gamera is really neat/ Gamera is full of meat/ We all love you Gamera!"   -All.   #312(GvG)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: SmilinJackRoss on January 30, 2007, 11:34:43 AM
I just watched this movie last night:

"What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you love. That's what matters. That's the only thing that counts."
-The Last Kiss
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Post by: BEERxTaco on January 30, 2007, 11:56:33 AM
"He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature... and because of it, the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. And when men seek such perfection... they find only death... fire... loss... disillusionment... the end of everything that's gone forward. Men have always sought an end to the toil and misery, but it can't be given, it has to be achieved. There is hope, but it has to come from inside, from Man himself."

Peter Graves, It Conquered The World


Did you guys know that Peter Graves is the uncredited narrator of the USAF briefing film in Attack of the The Eye Creatures?
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 31, 2007, 07:07:37 PM
"Accident?" "No thanks."   -Tom Servo/Joel.   #402(tGGM)
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Post by: BEERxTaco on February 01, 2007, 06:41:07 AM
"How about some coffee Johnny?"
"No thanks!"
Airplane
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 01, 2007, 08:11:10 AM
"Dames like her always keep beer around."   -Paramedic.   #106(tCH)
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 03, 2007, 09:43:32 AM
"Bobby's hopelessly inbred synapses slowly begin to fire..."   -Mike (as the Narrator).   #606(tCT)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: mrbasehart on February 03, 2007, 11:25:26 AM
"Money. You know what that is. The stuff you never have enough of. Little green things with George Washingtons picture that men slave for, commit crimes for, die for. Its the stuff that has caused more trouble in the world than anything else ever invented, simply because theres too little of it."

Tom Neal, Detour.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 03, 2007, 11:42:44 AM
"Cheating is bad.  Richard Basehart is good."   -Gypsy.   #515(WWWoBW). (Also attributed to Crow. :)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 03, 2007, 03:35:51 PM
"Do you want to make people's heads explode?  Sure -- we all do!..."   -Dr. Forrester.   #511(Gunslinger)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 03, 2007, 08:04:10 PM
"Buzz... this time, try not to make so much noise when you read."   -Crow (as Buzz's Mom).   #319(WotCB)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 04, 2007, 11:44:36 AM
"Do I have enough time to beat up the band?"   -Crow (as Neil Connery).   #508(OD007)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 04, 2007, 05:45:23 PM
"psst...  Hey Guido, it's all so clear to me now! I'm the keeper of the cheese! And you're the lemon merchant, y'get it? And he knows it. That's why he's gonna KILL US! So we gotta beat it! Yeah... before he lets loose the marmosets on us!! But don't worry little missy, I'LL SAVE YOU!!!"

~ Ren Hek,
In The Army Now
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Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on February 04, 2007, 09:22:46 PM
"My soul is tormented! I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world! I've seen it all! I've done it all! I've fought many a good man, and laid many a good woman! I've had riches and fame and adventure...I've tasted life to the fullest, and still my heart cries out, yes, cries out in this hungry, tortured, wrecked quest: 'More!'"
- Fritz the Cat
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 04, 2007, 10:35:35 PM
"Hey, we can't all notice the same subtleties."   -Tom Servo.   #413(MiS)
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 05, 2007, 04:19:46 AM
"Excuse me while I have a strange interlude."   -Crow (as Iole).   #502(Hercules)
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Post by: Pak-Man on February 05, 2007, 08:27:20 AM
"Ugh! It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up!" - Fry - Futurama
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on February 05, 2007, 11:21:00 AM
"WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!?"
- Ash, Evil Dead 2

"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?"
- Ash, Army of Darkness
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 05, 2007, 01:48:45 PM
"Double-hi-keeba!  Raised you one."   -Tom Servo (as George).   #411(tMS)
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Post by: torgosPizza on February 05, 2007, 01:53:41 PM
"Surely you can't be serious!"

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

- Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielson), Airplane!
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 05, 2007, 01:55:57 PM
"Eddie, Yuri, put on your diving suits and scout out the whole area.  You, put on your diving suit and meet me in my cabin."   -** (as Atari).   #314(MJ)
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 05, 2007, 04:38:26 PM
"YOU ARE A TOYYYYY!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear... you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!"

~Woody (Tom Hanks)
Toy Story
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 06, 2007, 08:53:58 AM
"I worked at NASA back when we were next to Cost Cutters."   -Tom Servo (as Dr. Munsen).   #420(tHD)
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 06, 2007, 09:21:30 AM
Worm: I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the fuckin' rake.
Mike McDermott: What the fuck are you talkin' about. What saying?
Worm: I-I don't know. There ought to be one though.


rounders.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 06, 2007, 11:59:21 AM
"All riiight!  Beautiful maidens in the hands of hideous beasts.  This is my kind of movie!"   -Joel.   #107(RM)
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 06, 2007, 12:01:57 PM
If you cant spot the sucker at your first ten minute at the table then you are the sucker.  - mike mcdurmet.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 06, 2007, 04:17:11 PM
Dennis Miller - "I don't wanna go on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antietam. I mean when a Neo-Conservative defenestrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate."

Peter Griffin - "What the hell does rant mean?"
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Post by: BathTub on February 06, 2007, 04:35:10 PM
Yeah that's my favourite FG quote.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 06, 2007, 04:38:36 PM
the question i have about that quote is does it make any sense or is a string of big words that ALMOST looks like it makes sense. 
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: BathTub on February 06, 2007, 04:45:34 PM
Starts off sort of coherent then goes off the rails.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 06, 2007, 05:23:01 PM
Man plans and God laughs... ~Unknown
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Post by: mrbasehart on February 06, 2007, 05:42:02 PM
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
~George Bernard Shaw
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 06, 2007, 05:43:42 PM
they can never know what we do to them in our minds  -  phonebooth
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Post by: mrbasehart on February 06, 2007, 06:07:40 PM
A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.
~George Bernard Shaw
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 06, 2007, 06:47:46 PM
It was behind you tyrone when you back up things generally come from behind - snatch
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Post by: mrbasehart on February 06, 2007, 07:03:07 PM
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
~George Bernard Shaw
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 06, 2007, 10:45:28 PM
"Go ahead, strip me of my dignity at age four!!  --WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?!?!"   -Joel (as a Kid in the Junior Rodeo).   #407(tKS)
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 07, 2007, 08:36:02 AM
Memorable Quotes from
Hercules in New York (1970)

Mercury: You could do great harm.
Hercules: Ahm To Oom?
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 07, 2007, 09:08:16 AM
"It's a lie! The evidence has been falsified! It's impossible!! I never broke the law...
I AM THE LAW!!!"

~ Judge Dredd (Sylvester Stallone)
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Post by: mrbasehart on February 07, 2007, 10:40:04 AM
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
~Mark Twain
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 07, 2007, 10:48:33 AM
Memorable Quotes from
Shaun of the Dead (2004)

Shaun: Come and get it! It's a running buffet!
[shouts] All you can eat!
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 07, 2007, 09:47:07 PM
Memorable Quotes from
The Three Musketeers (1993)


Porthos: "Rochefort. Isn't that a smelly kind of cheese?"
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Post by: Justin on February 08, 2007, 10:02:52 AM
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
~George Bernard Shaw

So, waitaminute.  Wouldn't that be a Hegel quote then?
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Post by: Pak-Man on February 08, 2007, 11:20:21 AM
"It's a lie! The evidence has been falsified! It's impossible!! I never broke the law...
I AM THE LAW!!!"

~ Judge Dredd (Sylvester Stallone)
I find it absolutely alarming that this is the first mention of Judge Dredd in these forums. (According to the search. :^))
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Post by: BathTub on February 08, 2007, 11:21:09 AM
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
~George Bernard Shaw

So, waitaminute.  Wouldn't that be a Hegel quote then?

Not if you threw in a comma after the first 'history'.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 08, 2007, 11:54:19 AM
"It's a lie! The evidence has been falsified! It's impossible!! I never broke the law...
I AM THE LAW!!!"

~ Judge Dredd (Sylvester Stallone)
I find it absolutely alarming that this is the first mention of Judge Dredd in these forums. (According to the search. :^))

Actually, when you perform a search, it only searches the current forum you're in. To search the entire Rifftrax Roundtable, you gotta go to the main forum page...

As it were, there showed several mentions of Judge Dredd. However, I guess I was the first to quote the movie. Yay me!!
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 08, 2007, 12:04:07 PM
oh who will make bender waffles just the way he likes them now?!  - bender 
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 08, 2007, 12:32:46 PM
    
Memorable Quotes from
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)

Count Olaf: I must say, you are a gloomy-looking bunch. Why so glum?
Klaus Baudelaire: Our parents just died.
Count Olaf: Ah yes. How very, very tragic. Wait! Wait! Give me that line again, while it's fresh in my head.
Klaus Baudelaire: Our... parents just died?
Count Olaf: [not acting very well] Yes. Very horrible.
Sunny: [in baby talk] What a schmuck!
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Post by: RaoulDuke on February 08, 2007, 05:25:39 PM
Rage
Goddess, sing the rage of Peleus' son Achilles,
murderous, doomed, that cost the Acheans countless losses,
hurling down the house of death so many sturdy souls.

Homer The Iliad
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Post by: mrbasehart on February 08, 2007, 06:11:25 PM
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
~George Bernard Shaw

So, waitaminute.  Wouldn't that be a Hegel quote then?

I have no idea.  Perhaps Shaw was just summing up what Hegel had said in a much more long winded way, and not actually quoting him.
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Post by: Justin on February 09, 2007, 09:00:49 AM
"I learned that gay guys love Karate, and that they're very unpredictable as to when they'll use it." - Sarah Silverman
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 09, 2007, 11:14:16 AM
Memorable Quotes from
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Violet Baudelaire: He's Count Olaf and he tried to kill us with a train!
The Detective: Where is this man gonna get a train?
Count Olaf: [as Stephano] Where am I gonna get a train?
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 09, 2007, 11:54:03 PM
Now that Stallone's got a major riffing coming to him, here's a little nugget of Sly wisdom...

"Round the ruff and rascal, the ragged... Ah forget it, Doc, I just can't do it! I'll never learn to speak good..."

~Angelo Provolone(Sly, of course)
Oscar
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 10, 2007, 08:41:33 AM
Memorable Quotes from
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

"Count Olaf: Beef, yes. Roast beef. It's the Swedish term for "beef that has been roasted".
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 12, 2007, 09:19:34 PM
Memorable Quotes from
Wizards (1977)

Blackwolf: Brother, there is no need for me to destroy you. Surrender! Surrender your world!
Avatar: [clapping] You always did need an audience you sap.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 13, 2007, 03:18:31 PM
"Next stop, Sunset Boulevard... I guess it's Sunset Boulevard..."   ;D

~ Ray Charles(as a bus driver)
Spy Hard
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 13, 2007, 07:33:05 PM
Memorable Quotes from
Harry and the Hendersons

George Henderson: He walked into our kitchen and was eating out of our refrigerator. I thought we was gonna eat me but he ate our daughter's corsage and then ate our goldfish!
Sergeant Mancini: And where is he now, Mr. Henderson?
George Henderson: In the bathroom.
Sergeant Mancini: Oh, of course, how stupid of me.
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 16, 2007, 06:51:14 PM
Memorable Quotes from The Fairly Oddparents: 'Action Packed'

The Turners are watching a typical Action Movie, Wanda is disguised as a soda, Cosmo a bag of popcorn...

Wanda: "Wow! This movie is violent and dumb!"
Cosmo: " I know, I would've settled for just one."

Timmy absentmindedly grabs a hunk of his 'Cosmo Corn'

Cosmo: "Ahhhhhhhhh!  My Brain!  Babble and Drool....."
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Post by: Moose on February 16, 2007, 07:06:48 PM
"It's violent! It's educational! But mostly violent!"

"It's romantic AND threatening! It's threat-mantic!"
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 16, 2007, 09:42:06 PM
"Can I take your helmet? --Oh!  That's your hair."   -Crow (as Phil).   #417(CotM)
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 16, 2007, 10:07:20 PM
"Shut up!  <duh>  I don't want anymore of your filthy letters, your services are no longer welcome here... and...  <duh>  tell those pesky kids... to stop writing ME!! Stimpson J. Cat!!  <DUH!!>"

~ Ren Hoek,
Stimpy's Fan Club
The Ren and Stimpy Show,
Season 2

(alas, poor Yorick!... I knew him well.   :'()

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Post by: invasionbmovies on February 16, 2007, 10:18:37 PM
MURDER FDIC!! DEATH guarenteed up to 50,000 DIES!!!-Mike "Hobgoblins" (I think)
-Jason
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Post by: Hobbit on February 16, 2007, 11:10:32 PM
If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.  If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.  If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle....

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 17, 2007, 12:15:44 AM
"Frank, let's pretend that I hurt you and move on, shall we?"   -Dr. Forrester.   #405(BfAP)
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on February 18, 2007, 08:28:18 PM
"TO THE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME MACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE-AH!"

- Will Forte, Kevin Spacey, and others, "Ken the Falconer"
(One of the few funny moments on SNL since Will Ferrell left)
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 18, 2007, 09:18:25 PM
"Tripping.  Still works in the future!"   -Joel.   #417(CotM)
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 19, 2007, 09:18:02 AM
"Good thing they made everything out of balsa wood back then."   -Tom Servo.   #410(HatMM)
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 19, 2007, 08:24:31 PM
"Accept the pain, Frank."   -Dr. Forrester.   #320(The Unearthly)
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 21, 2007, 09:23:24 AM
"Do I please you?  Do you find me pleasing?"   -Crow (as Prof. E.C. Buehler).   #313(EvtS)
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Post by: AmazingThor on February 22, 2007, 10:28:25 AM
"That's shocking, SHOCKING! Well, not that shocking." - Phillip J. Fry, Futurama
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 22, 2007, 10:36:51 AM
HELP! i cant swim in jelly as far as i know!  - Fry
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 22, 2007, 06:51:55 PM
"Do you realize a robot just sang a love song to a turtle?"   -Crow.   #302(Gamera)
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Post by: Brak on February 22, 2007, 07:14:36 PM
Quotes of Nacho Libre

Nacho: I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast.

Esqueleto: I hate orphans!
Nacho: Say it to my face!
Esqueleto: I hate them!
Nacho: Come again?
Esqueleto: I hate all the orphans in the WHOLE WORLD!

Nacho: Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.
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Post by: Brak on February 22, 2007, 07:18:13 PM
The Tick cartoon series

Tick: Ah ha-ha, chess. The ancient contest of wits. Two opponents: mano a mano. Braino a braino. And look: magnets for ease of travel. You could play chess on the moon.

Life With Louie cartoon

Louie Anderson: I'm tellin' ya, Dad, computers. They're the wave of the future. Jojo says so.
Dad: Thanks for the tip, Louie, I'll be sure to invest my nest egg. Hey, Honey, how much is my nest egg?
Mom: [Looking in cookie jar] Three dollars and two oatmeal delights.

Eek The Cat cartoon

Eek: It never hurts to help!
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 22, 2007, 08:49:29 PM
"Caution: Filling is hot -- and *alive*!"   -Tom Servo.   #304(GvB)
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Post by: Pak-Man on February 23, 2007, 09:09:41 AM
YAY! Eek the Cat! Here's my fav quote... What was that cutesy group of bears called?

"It says here to cut the blue wire, then the red wire!"
"You're doing a great job of reading that bomb manual! Especially for someone who's dyslexic!"
"That's Lysdexic, Wuzz-Wuzz!"
"CUT THE RED WIRE! CUT THE RED WIRE!"
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 23, 2007, 09:11:04 AM
nice quote lol.  I miss that show too



when will the hurting stop. 
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Post by: Brak on February 23, 2007, 12:36:20 PM
YAY! Eek the Cat! Here's my fav quote... What was that cutesy group of bears called?

Its the Squishy Bears!!!

(http://www.eekthecatworld.com/images/squ.jpg)

Eek: I guess saying I'm sorry won't give you the feeling back in your brain Sharky.
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Post by: Pak-Man on February 23, 2007, 02:58:38 PM
Ah! It's all come back to me! They're the Squishy Bears and they're right over there! They're the squishiest bears you know! They're the Squishy Bears and they're squishy bears! Here come the swell Squishy Bears!
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Post by: Brak on February 23, 2007, 03:27:56 PM
Tick: Spoon!
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 24, 2007, 12:43:24 PM
Hey, professor!  Does this count as a lab?"   -Joel (as Mike).   #313(EvtS)
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 28, 2007, 09:03:19 PM
"Oh I got heathens a-plenty right here."

~ Shepherd Book
   Firefly
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 28, 2007, 11:13:15 PM
"Hand me up that horse!"   -Crow (as Atlantean Soldier).   #406(AotGL)
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 02, 2007, 10:53:44 AM
"Man... I wish they had a more effective monster. This is taking forever!" -Joel.
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Post by: Brak on March 02, 2007, 04:19:18 PM
From Mrs. Doubtfire

Natalie: We're in the middle of Charlotte's Web. Who's gonna finish it?
Daniel: Grandma can finish it for you.
Natalie: But she's not as good. She doesn't do the voices, and she smells funny.
Daniel: That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 02, 2007, 07:21:44 PM
"Oh, stop pretending there's a plot.  Don't cheapen yourself further."   -Crow.   #515(tWWWoBW)
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 02, 2007, 07:22:36 PM
LEAVE THE BRONX
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 02, 2007, 07:27:28 PM
"Painful, yes, but I've got to think of the greater Me."   -Dr. Forrester.   #523(VotG)
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Post by: Brak on March 02, 2007, 07:47:35 PM
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. 

-Bill Cosby

That guy is hillarious!
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 02, 2007, 10:15:39 PM
513 The Brain that Wouldn't Die
 "And, with that cryptic comment, I'm going to bed." -Mike (as Dr.
    Courtner).
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 03, 2007, 05:50:39 PM
"Uh, better not go in there for a while..."   -Tom Servo (as Prof. Stanhope).   #416(FMoOS) et al.
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 04, 2007, 08:06:23 PM
"Ever get pieces of flesh caught in your teeth?  I *hate* that!"   -**.   #203(JG)
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 05, 2007, 07:32:25 AM
Spike - "Where's the Ruby? It's here somewhere, I can feel it in me gut!!"

Whitey - "That would be last night's Curry, Spike. I'm the same. I've got a bum like a Japanese Flag."


~ Flushed Away
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Post by: AmazingThor on March 06, 2007, 10:44:11 AM
"Help! I'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking all the laws of physics!" - Mike, Puma Man

"If disappearing elf hide-and-seek were in the Olympics, Finland would be in great shape!" -Crow, Jack Frost

"Who's to say what's too far when your entrails are hanging out? I mean, where's the line?" -Servo, Time Chasers
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on March 08, 2007, 04:10:07 PM
Marge: "Look, they're filming a movie!  Robert Downey, Jr. is shooting it out with the police!"
Bart:     "I don't see any cameras."

- The Simpsons, Episode AABF23: "Beyond Blunderdome"
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 08, 2007, 04:19:44 PM
"C'mon, I'm huge, humor me."   -Crow (as Richard Kiel).   #420(tHD)
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Post by: Ciberntico II on March 08, 2007, 05:00:10 PM
"God, I hope he said peanuts." -Crow T. Robot from Touch of Satan

"He's a woozle and his name is peanut" -Mike, Joel, bots on various episodes quoting ventriloquist Jeff Dunham

"Few people know that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky. Had it been intvented anywhere else, it would have been called the 'teethbrush'." -Bobby Heenan

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." -Arnold Schwarzenegger

"But I didn't do it, for God and Jesus and Mr. McMahon." -The Iron Sheik on why he didn't break the back of B. Brian Blair and sodomize him

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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 08, 2007, 05:04:19 PM
Quote
"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." -Arnold Schwarzenegger

thats awesomly hialrious, i am totally curious if he said that intentionally or accidently. 
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 08, 2007, 06:23:26 PM
"I'm a stranger with parasites."   -Tom Servo (as Ralph).   #210(KD)
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Post by: Dim of the Yard on March 08, 2007, 07:30:29 PM
"Well, believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and... I went ahead anyway."
- Crow T. Robot, MST3K: The Movie

"Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, riding though the land
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, without a merry band
He steals from the poor and gives to the rich
Stupid bitch!"
"What did you sing?"
"We sang, 'He steals from the poor and gives to the rich.'"
"Wait a tic... blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought."
- Dennis Moore and the chorus singers, Monty Python's Flying Circus
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Post by: euphoria on March 08, 2007, 08:24:46 PM
"I am NOT a Merry Man."  - Lt. Worf, ST:TNG
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Post by: AmazingThor on March 09, 2007, 06:18:19 AM
"I am NOT a Merry Man."  - Lt. Worf, ST:TNG
Props!

"Hey Mike, can you hand me my calculations? Oh here it is, 'breach hull. all die' I even had it underlined!" -everyone's favorite golden spider-duck

"My cat's breath smells like cat food." - Ralph Wiggum
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 09, 2007, 03:47:45 PM
rule of acquisition #34 Peace is good for business.
rule of acquisition #35 War is good for business
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Post by: PlayMSTie on March 09, 2007, 04:30:02 PM
"You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. 'We're all out of cornflakes. F.U.' Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar."
"The Odd Couple"

"There's no heart so black as the black black heart of the phony leper."
"Monk"

"Call the Make-a-Wish Foundation."
"House"  ;D
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 09, 2007, 06:41:36 PM
"No self-respecting scientist would have his shirt unbuttoned that far."   -Tom Servo.   #106(tCH)
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 09, 2007, 09:56:46 PM
"Be silent!! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth! I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm!!"

~ Gandalf The White,
The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers
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Post by: Sharktopus on March 10, 2007, 12:06:29 AM
"I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies." - Capt. Zapp Brannigan, DOOP
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 10, 2007, 10:29:47 AM
"Walk quietly among other men, but know their power for they are your enemies. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night.  Pay attention to the man behind the curtain, for he is your ally.  Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy
draught of evil... Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone.  Won't you?  Thank you."   -Dr. Forrester.   #308(GvG)
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Post by: Brak on March 10, 2007, 10:44:44 AM
C-3PO: I would much rather have gone with Master Luke than stay here with you. I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault.
[R2 beeps an angry response]
C-3PO: You watch your language!

(ive always wondered what R2 says in response to C-3P0)
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 10, 2007, 10:57:30 AM
"...An entire day spent grooming."   -Joel (as Narrator).   #510(L:tPH)
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Post by: Sharktopus on March 10, 2007, 11:54:02 PM
Smile like youve got nothing to prove
No matter what you might do
Theres always someone out there cooler than you

I know thats hard to believe
But there are people you meet
Theyre into something that is too big to be
Expressed through their clothes
And theyll put up with all the poses you throw
And you wont even know

That theyre not sizing you up
They know your mom fucked you up
Or maybe let you watch too much TV

But theyll still look in your eyes
To find the human inside
You know theres always something in there to see

Beneath the veneer
Not everybody made the list this year
Have a beer

Make me feel tiny if it makes you feel tall
But theres always someone cooler than you
Yeah, youre the shit but you wont be it for long
Oh, theres always someone cooler than you
Yeah, theres always someone cooler than you

Now that Ive got the disease
In a way Im relieved
Cause I dont have to stress about it like you do
I might just get up and dance
Or buy some acid washed pants
If you dont care then you got nothing to lose

And I wont hesitate
Cause every moment life is slipping away
Its okay

Life is wonderful
Life is beautiful
Were all children of one big universe
So you dont have to be a chump

- Ben Folds
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Post by: Justin on March 12, 2007, 09:15:08 AM
"Fuck them!  Fuck them full of holes!" - Saddam Hopper, Preacher
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Post by: Raven on March 12, 2007, 04:39:41 PM
Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
-George Carlin
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 13, 2007, 06:45:22 AM
"Existential void where prohibited."   -Crow.   #318(SF:FA2)
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Post by: Brak on March 13, 2007, 01:00:44 PM
(http://static.flickr.com/5/9743988_d38c08f974_o.gif)

Love this game!
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Post by: Raven on March 13, 2007, 02:23:24 PM
Wise men say forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza. 
Michaelangelo
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 13, 2007, 02:55:46 PM
"The best beach party ever was the one at Normandy!"   -TV's Frank.   #204(CC)
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Post by: Brak on March 13, 2007, 03:01:26 PM
Grim Fandango Quote

[talking about the car]
Glottis: There was a high-pitched whining noise. Kinda grating, you know? I couldn't nail it down. It only stopped when I pulled up here.
Velasco: What was it? The blower?
Glottis: Nah. It was Manny, screaming like a cat tied to a cruise missile.
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 13, 2007, 07:50:42 PM
"And the answer is -- dull surprise!"   -Crow.   #516(AfLA)
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Post by: AmazingThor on March 15, 2007, 05:49:27 AM
"My nuts?" - Fingal
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 15, 2007, 02:30:09 PM
"Ah, the classic battle between Evil and -- the narrator."   -Crow.   #521(SC)
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Post by: AmazingThor on March 16, 2007, 10:09:29 AM
"I'm gonna tell my boss I'm Puma Man, maybe he'll let me off early"
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Post by: Pak-Man on March 19, 2007, 09:03:25 AM
"I have no problem with being nice. Political correctness didn't invent nice. Political correctness is a mean-spirited commie plot!:" - John Kricfalusi
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Post by: Brak on March 20, 2007, 12:40:28 PM
Aw Nutbunnies! -Freakazoid
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Post by: AmazingThor on March 20, 2007, 05:06:51 PM
Were this a real date you would have been instructed where to go
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 21, 2007, 02:26:20 PM
Standby to take the blame kiff, steady,  steady,  NOW!!!!  - zap branigan
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 21, 2007, 04:21:24 PM
"Now this, to me, is good TV -- being genetically altered on cable television."   -'Jack Perkins'.   #310(FA)
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Post by: AmazingThor on March 27, 2007, 04:08:13 AM
"Going on a  year now I ain't had nothing twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries." - Kaylee, God bless her
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Post by: Justin on March 27, 2007, 10:53:13 AM
"I'm not a cynic.  I'm a hypocrite.  It's different.  Hypocrites believe in something." - Roy Zimmerman
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 27, 2007, 04:18:51 PM
"Going on a  year now I ain't had nothing twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries." - Kaylee, God bless her

Now why'd you have to go and put that image in my head?? And why doesn't she ask ME to fix that particular problem for her??   >:D



"You are such a boob!"  - River Tam
"My food is problematic."  - River Tam
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Post by: AmazingThor on March 30, 2007, 03:35:36 AM
Other animals could have secret talents, like tigers might be good with banjos.
-Eddie Izzard
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Post by: Sharktopus on March 31, 2007, 12:35:39 AM
I've got patches
On the patches
Of my old blue jeans
Well they were blue
When they were new
When they were clean

-Bon Scott, AC/DC
"Ain't No Fun Waitin' Round To Be A Millionaire"
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 02, 2007, 06:01:41 AM
"You know, the acoustics in that cotton field are fantastic."   -Joel.   #112(UY)
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Post by: AmazingThor on April 02, 2007, 10:23:15 AM
"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" - Dr. Orpheus
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Post by: RandyMistie on April 02, 2007, 11:29:21 AM
When Ghandi was asked by a reporter what he thought of Western Civilization, Ghandi said, "I think it would be a wonderful idea!"
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 02, 2007, 12:06:21 PM
"Do *you* know?  Do *you* know who did it?"   -Crow (as Kermie).   #605(CatH)
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 02, 2007, 12:15:32 PM
"Why don't you hit the road before I kill you?" - Nathan Explosion.
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Post by: Raven on April 02, 2007, 04:44:22 PM
That which doesn't kill me, makes me a funny motherfucker.  -Henry Rollins.
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 02, 2007, 04:58:52 PM
"This movie was like spending the weekend with your dentist."   -Crow.   #207(WR)
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 04, 2007, 11:52:43 AM
"Get a bunch of women together and it's always witchery or a wedding
    shower." -Crow. Ep #820 Space Mutiny
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Post by: Hebs on April 05, 2007, 09:06:23 AM
"Baby, you're crazier than a car load-a monkeys."

- Fred MacMurray Double Indemnity 1941
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 05, 2007, 09:12:42 AM
"That's me, except I'm moist."   -Tom Servo.   #420(HD)
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Post by: Sharktopus on April 06, 2007, 09:35:15 PM
This should cheer you up for sure
See I've got you're old ID
And you're all dressed up like The Cure

- Ben Folds, "The Battle Of Who Could Care Less"
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Post by: nanites_r_us on April 07, 2007, 11:19:22 AM
"Hey, do all Japanese children have to dress like Fisher-Price people?"
   --- Crow (gamera vs gaos)

"Oh, terrific--my fiance's a deli stacker!"
        --- Joel (the amazing colossal man)

"Oh, the government's involved in a cover-up!  How could *that* be?"
       --- Tom (the amazing colossal man)
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 08, 2007, 03:28:12 PM
"And thus did mighty Samson overcome the Phillistine." "By hitting him over the head with a sitting stick while wearing a priest costume??"   -Tucker/ Crow.   #419(tRS)
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 09, 2007, 09:20:08 AM
"Wait until you read book seven!  Ohh, I cried..."

- The Doctor,
Doctor Who 3.5 The Shakespeare Code
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Post by: Sideswipe on April 09, 2007, 10:32:52 AM
"PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS!!!!"
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Post by: nanites_r_us on April 09, 2007, 08:40:42 PM
"They're kind of dumb, they're easy to kill... the American Gladiators."
                      --- Tom servo (cave dwellers)
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Post by: Hebs on April 11, 2007, 10:28:39 AM
"Gee Brain, if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why's the kid doin' it?"

-Pinky
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Post by: Sideswipe on April 11, 2007, 10:56:03 AM
"Schnee schna schappi!"
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Post by: Sharktopus on April 21, 2007, 07:52:10 PM
"Drax, what's happening?" "I'm not sure, but I think it involves a fan. A fan, and something hitting it."

- Drax the Destroyer, Annihilation
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 21, 2007, 07:53:42 PM
"Our fans rock. Did you see their asses? They all have powerful asses."
-Zakk Wylde
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Post by: Sharktopus on April 21, 2007, 08:00:06 PM
"You can say things with a puppet you can't in real life."

- Trace Beaulieu
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Post by: RandyMistie on April 22, 2007, 08:06:17 AM
"Build a man a fire and you keep him warm for a night.  Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life."

--Anonymous, but probly somebody spending alot of time in prison.
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Post by: Hazzah on April 22, 2007, 03:23:22 PM
"I know one thing-I live my life!"
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 22, 2007, 10:15:12 PM
i think therefore i am - rene descartes
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Post by: Sharktopus on April 22, 2007, 10:46:08 PM
"I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam."
- Popeye
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Post by: mrbasehart on April 23, 2007, 02:59:18 AM
"I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam."
- Popeye

"Really? I thought that was Descartes?"

Kryten, Red Dwarf.
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Post by: AmazingThor on April 23, 2007, 05:28:22 AM
"I can feel it. I can feel the cosmos!" - weird little girl from Katamari Damacy
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Post by: Hebs on April 23, 2007, 10:23:24 AM
"Cameron is wound so tight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

-Ferris Beuller
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Post by: msmpls on April 23, 2007, 10:28:47 AM
"Whether you do it or not, you will regret your decision" - Plato
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Post by: Sharktopus on April 23, 2007, 11:28:23 PM
"Why do they call it IHOP anyway? I've never left that place feeling like hopping. They should call it INEEDAWHEELCHAIR."
- Jim Gaffigan
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 24, 2007, 03:08:30 AM
"Even though your feet smell like cheese, we prefer to think they smell like *good* cheese."   -Crow.   #309(tACM)
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 24, 2007, 09:07:01 AM
"Excuse me.  I'm gonna go toss myself out the window."   -Joel (as George Nader).   #420(tHD)
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 24, 2007, 01:07:00 PM
"Hey, look -- I found some funny powder!" "Uh, that's mine, just leave it alone, there..."   -Roxanne/** (as **).   #212(GvM)
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 24, 2007, 06:52:02 PM
Bart - "Wow, Grandpa! Where'd you get all this money?"

Grandpa - "The Government. I didn't earn it, I don't need it, but if they miss one payment I'll raise hell!!"


~ The Simpsons
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Post by: Sharktopus on April 25, 2007, 02:36:02 AM
Homer: "Quiet Grampa, or we'll put you in a home!"

Grampa: "You already put me in a home!"

Homer: "Yeah, well, we'll take you out that one and put you in one of the homes they show on 60 Minutes!"
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Post by: AmazingThor on April 25, 2007, 02:57:41 AM
Grampa: "I'll be good..."
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Post by: Sharktopus on April 25, 2007, 03:00:40 AM
"Trying is the first step towards failure."

- Homer J. Simpson
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 25, 2007, 03:47:56 AM
"Take her." "Here?  In front of the circus people?"   -Basil Rathbone/Crow (as Sir Branton).   #411(tMS)
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 25, 2007, 04:43:40 AM
"Well, you tried your best. And you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

~Homer Simpson
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Post by: AmazingThor on April 25, 2007, 08:14:25 AM
Our's is not to wonder why, ours is but to do or die
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Post by: Sideswipe on April 25, 2007, 10:58:51 AM
"Is this the man?"
"Why no sir, you da man."
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Post by: Pak-Man on April 25, 2007, 11:43:10 AM
You're the man, Schooly. Deal with it. - Space Ghost
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Post by: J-Proof on April 25, 2007, 11:55:47 AM
"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God. " - Elwood
___________________

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood
"Hit it." - Jake
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 25, 2007, 12:02:42 PM
Frau Blcher!
*horses whinnie*
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Post by: msmpls on April 25, 2007, 12:23:58 PM
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." - Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 25, 2007, 12:55:54 PM
"The four dullards of the apocalypse."   -Tom Servo.   #416(FMoOS)
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 25, 2007, 04:19:26 PM
"Well, LA DI FREAKIN' DA!!"

~ Matt Foley
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Post by: AmazingThor on April 26, 2007, 03:17:34 AM
"The strong guy! The fat guy! The genius!" -old Letterman bit (back when he used to be funny)
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Post by: J-Proof on April 26, 2007, 07:26:34 AM
"I gotta FEE-vuh'...... and the only per-SCRIP-shun..... is more COW bell....baby..."
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Post by: Hebs on April 26, 2007, 10:05:44 AM
"I gotta FEE-vuh'...... and the only per-SCRIP-shun..... is more COW bell....baby..."

"He was a stiffly - Stifferson... yeah I showed him... I'd like to prank him for hours in my basement...."
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Post by: solidgear on April 26, 2007, 10:18:26 AM
"I was always kinda partial to Roy Rodgers actually, really liked those sequence shirts." - John McClane
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Post by: AmazingThor on April 27, 2007, 03:20:50 AM
Exetor: "It will be a peaceful relocation"
Tom: "after the genocide of course"
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Post by: Sideswipe on May 02, 2007, 07:52:01 AM
"I gotta FEE-vuh'...... and the only per-SCRIP-shun..... is more COW bell....baby..."

"He was a stiffly - Stifferson... yeah I showed him... I'd like to prank him for hours in my basement...."

"I put my pants on the same ways as you, of course after I do that I go on to make gold records."
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Post by: Oceaniclost on May 03, 2007, 11:16:28 AM
"You're so Namby Pamby" Drop Dead Fred
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Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 08:36:12 PM
"What radioactivity!" - the line said by a soldier to ruin one of the few dramatic scenes in a Godzilla film- Godzilla vs Destroyah
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 14, 2007, 08:43:26 PM
"... These go up to eleven."

(http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/spinaltap-36821.jpg)
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Post by: AmazingThor on May 15, 2007, 10:22:06 AM
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes."
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Post by: BobEvil on May 15, 2007, 10:29:38 AM
"He was a stiffly - Stifferson... yeah I showed him... I'd like to prank him for hours in my basement...."

"I pranked him...in the face...with a tire iron!"
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on May 15, 2007, 11:51:45 AM
"Quiet, Ur. I'm transmitting rage."

~ Ignignokt,
Leader of the Mooninites
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 15, 2007, 11:54:10 AM
"I am... completely... out of ammo. -empty stare- That's never happened to me before."

Burt Gummer, Tremors 2
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Post by: Hebs on May 15, 2007, 12:18:39 PM
"The cars... they... are angry... "  - Max Overdrive
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Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2007, 01:29:15 PM
"What would you promise me to ensure that you and your descendants live in the land of Canaan forever?"
"Oh, I'd do most anything, my Lord!"
"Good. Give me the foreskin from your penis."
"Excuse me?"
"Give me the foreskin from your penis."
"That's what I thought. But I'm confused- What is a foreskin?"
"That's that useless bit of flesh at the end of the penis."
"I thought that was a man."
"No, I meant the other end."
"Oh."
"This will be a covenant between me and thee, Abraham. You will be a knight in my Army! I will dub thee Sir Cumcision!"
"But why? Why do you want my foreskin?"
"I'm making a wallet!"
"Oh."
"When I rub it, it will turn into a suitcase! Muhhahahahahaha! Ahhahahahahaha!"

-God and Abraham in The Reduced Shakesphere Company's "The Bible: Abridged."
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Post by: Hebs on May 16, 2007, 11:30:53 AM
-God and Abraham in The Reduced Shakesphere Company's "The Bible: Abridged."

"Well, that's it,. all 37... wait, we have 5 minutes?  Oh god, okay, well, let's do Hamlet backwards!  Telmah..."
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Post by: Hazzah on May 16, 2007, 06:04:54 PM
"Uh, you using the whole fist there, doc?"

--Fletch
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Post by: Junkyard on May 16, 2007, 07:06:14 PM
"I want to take you out in a monster free city."
"I'd like that."
-Gamera, Guardian of the Universe
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Post by: Hebs on May 17, 2007, 09:23:26 AM
"AHHHHHHHH"
-Gamera, Guardian of the Universe
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Post by: Junkyard on May 17, 2007, 09:48:35 AM
"Scree! Scree!" -Mothra
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on May 17, 2007, 01:17:43 PM
"Yarp."

~Michael
Hot Fuzz
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Post by: Hebs on May 17, 2007, 01:49:30 PM
"It's incrudibaaaal"

-Warwilf
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Post by: BobEvil on May 17, 2007, 02:17:12 PM
"It's incrudibaaaal"

-Warwilf

Haha...her inflection was.....absolutely incredible.

"Should the sky has trees and houses and be rushing right at us?"

-Tom Servo, "Time Chasers"
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Post by: Junkyard on May 17, 2007, 03:00:40 PM
"This movie needs more Dorkin." -Crow, Mst3k Episode: Gorgo
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Post by: Hazzah on May 17, 2007, 04:40:59 PM
"...until one day one night: Kobayashi Maru!"
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on May 17, 2007, 05:29:41 PM
"We will stand for what is good! And if any man shall stand in opposition of our goodness, we will shoot him down like a dog in the streets!"
-Godthumb from "The Godthumb"


"Don't shoot me Johnny. My mother shot me once....Once!"
-Johnny Dangerously
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Post by: Hazzah on May 17, 2007, 07:10:17 PM
"Manos!....the, hands of fate."

"Manos."
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Post by: AmazingThor on May 18, 2007, 10:31:25 AM
"Dude, you've got some Artz on you." -- Hurley
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Post by: Hebs on May 19, 2007, 07:56:41 AM
" I would buy you some art - like picasso or a garfunkel "- barenaked ladies
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Post by: Hazzah on May 19, 2007, 04:57:05 PM
"Go to bed, old man!"
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Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 06:26:47 PM
"..."
-Charlie Chaplin
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Post by: Hazzah on May 19, 2007, 06:44:17 PM
"                        "

-Marcel Marceau
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Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 07:32:03 PM
"Stop this project! Don't let our achievements overtake our understanding! The world is not ready for talking gorilla technology!"
-Seanbaby, as a scientist, commenting on the sign language machine used in "Congo."
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Post by: Hazzah on May 19, 2007, 08:06:14 PM
"Booyakasha"

--Ali G
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Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 08:17:01 PM
"I'm not this cruel in real life, you know!"
-John Cleese,  At Last The 1948 Show
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Post by: Hazzah on May 19, 2007, 08:39:26 PM
"I want a f---ing car, right. f---ing. now."

-Steve Martin
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Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 08:51:32 PM
"You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club! "
-Roman Moroni from Johnny Dangerously
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Post by: Hazzah on May 19, 2007, 08:52:50 PM
"Wolfman's got nards!"

--Monster Squad

"Can you bring me my chapstick?"

---Napoleon Dynamite (courtesy of my wife)
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Post by: Junkyard on May 19, 2007, 09:10:06 PM
"Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout."
-Will Smith in... basically everything.
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Post by: bluefalcon74 on May 19, 2007, 09:16:44 PM
"Fleas on your dog can feel like robots tearing into the hull of a spaceship." (I'm misquoting Kevin from The Matrix, I know...)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 05:39:08 AM
"I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes! Keep firing, Assholes!"
-Spaceballs
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Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 05:52:43 AM
"Would you say I have a 'plethora' of pinatas?"

--Three Amigos
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Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 06:12:52 AM
"So, Vic; is that short for Victor?"
"No, Victim; my dad was bludgeoned to death."
-Vic, from The Blair Thumb
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Post by: Hebs on May 20, 2007, 07:50:13 AM
"I want a f---ing car, right. f---ing. now."

-Steve Martin

Haha

"These cans!  *bullets hit oil tubs*  HE hates THESE cans!!!"
-Steve Martin
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Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 03:07:32 PM
"These were actually hand made for the Grand Wizard of China."

---John Candy (1950-1994) RIP  :(
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Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 03:26:35 PM
"And the Violent Keebler."

"Damn his Vulcan lack of emotion!"

Kevin: "Mike, you seem to have something against Hobbits!"
Mike: "No, I love the helpless, hairy footed little freaks."


-Lord of the Rings Rifftrax
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Post by: Hazzah on May 20, 2007, 05:27:08 PM
"Ach! You, uh, using the whole fist there, doc?"

--Chevy Chase, FLETCH
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Post by: Junkyard on May 20, 2007, 06:23:45 PM
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my brother. Prepare to die."
-Princess Bride
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Post by: Hebs on May 21, 2007, 09:25:14 AM
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my brother. Prepare to die."
-Princess Bride

It's you killed my 'father'.
By the 6 fingered man.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 09:33:20 AM
Oops, how did I miss that?

Okay, so I'm reading through the Old Testament, and it's wearing on me. This quote is not funny:
Exodus 22:20-21 New International Version
"20 "If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, 21 but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property."

Good God.
Or, not.
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Post by: Hazzah on May 21, 2007, 05:24:11 PM
"that's what she said!"

Michael Scott "The Office"


"But I don't wanna feel again the worm!"
---Zombie Nightmare MST3K
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Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 07:36:23 PM
"We will bury you!"
Joel Hodgson as
Joel Robinson as
Will Rogers as
Cruzchev in
MST3K Attack of the Killer Shrews
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Post by: AmazingThor on May 23, 2007, 01:04:58 PM
"Before you learn to fight, you must learn to meditate"
Patrick Swayze in Steel Dawn (my new favorite movie)
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Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 01:11:06 PM
"I'm innocent!"
"I don't care!"
-The Fugitive


Still my favorite line from the film. It's weirdly funny.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on May 23, 2007, 01:14:21 PM
"It's not pink, it's lightish-red!"

Semifamous quote from Red vs. Blue. I bought a pink shirt with that quote on it for my cousin as a Christmas present, the latest in a long line of subtle and less than subtle questionings of  his masculinity. You kinda have to know him.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hebs on May 23, 2007, 04:54:00 PM
"Push the button, Frank"
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Post by: Sideswipe on May 23, 2007, 05:57:41 PM
"It's not pink, it's lightish-red!"


"Could you write that down on a memo and entitle it, Shit I already know!"  Hahaha, I stole that one and use it a lot now.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 06:28:39 PM
Prince John: And why should the people listen to you?
Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.
-Robin Hood, Men in Tights
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on May 23, 2007, 07:00:21 PM
"Just when I thought I was out, they pullll me back in!"

---Al Pacino, "Godfather III"
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Post by: Junkyard on May 23, 2007, 07:24:43 PM
"CLEANING WOMAN! CLEANING WOMAN!!"
-Rigby Reardon, "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid"
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Post by: Hazzah on May 23, 2007, 07:26:20 PM
"Well excuuuuuussssseeee me!"

---Steve Martin
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Post by: Junkyard on May 24, 2007, 08:46:37 AM
"I had no shoes, and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet; so I took his shoes."
-Dave Barry
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on May 24, 2007, 06:37:59 PM
"What does the little man inside you say? The little man knows all!"

---Kramer
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Post by: Junkyard on May 25, 2007, 03:08:25 PM
"Yes, children of all ages are confronted by forces thay can't begn to understand!"
"Yes, children's windows of perception are opened for only a second, only to take in the horror that is the circus!"
-Tom Servo, commenting on the Circus short in MST3K Episode "The Day the Earth Froze."
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Post by: Smoky on May 26, 2007, 04:04:19 AM
"Everybody I know has a big 'but'." -- Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

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Post by: Junkyard on May 26, 2007, 05:21:41 AM
"The Era immediately after World War 1 came to be known as the "Roaring Twenties," and with good reason: Each of the years had a "twenty" in it, as in 1923, 1925, and so forth."
-Dave Barry, in "Dave Barry Slept Here, A Sort of History of the United States"
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on May 26, 2007, 05:23:24 AM
"Jesus  Christ, Powell!  He could be a f---ing bartender for all we know!"

---Deputy Chief of Police Dwayne T. Robinson (Paul Gleason) "Die Hard"
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on May 27, 2007, 06:04:27 AM
"Allow me to introduce myself. I am Oobedoobe Benubi. I have the silliest name in the galaxy."
"What's your middle name?"
"Scooby Dooby."
"Oobedoob Scooby Dooby Benubi?"
"One and the same."
-Loke Groundrunner and Oobedoobe in "Thumb Wars."
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on May 27, 2007, 02:03:23 PM
"Brilliant!"

--Guinness Commercials
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 06:37:44 PM
"I remember it perfectly. You wore grey, I was in Chaffon."
-Topper Harley, Hot Shots Part Duex
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 06:59:42 PM
"And this is: Deja Vu!"

"Have we not met before, monseiur?"

"No, I don't think so."

*Deja Vu does a double take.*

Top Secret
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on May 29, 2007, 07:21:42 PM
"IT IS INSANE HOW BAD I HAVE THE FEAR NOW"
-Weedmaster P, Overcompensating.com
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on May 29, 2007, 07:33:45 PM
"Of course I'm serious.  And don't call me Shirley"

Airplane!
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 05:56:54 AM
"Do you know what it's like to be kicked... in the face... by an iron boot?! No, of course you don't, no one does. Sorry, stupid question."
-Airplane
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: bluefalcon74 on May 30, 2007, 11:59:57 AM
" It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic." - Napoleon Dynamite
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 05:45:13 PM
"Your Mom goes to college!"

--Napoleon Dynamite
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 06:25:09 PM
"Dearly beloved. We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life."
-Prince
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 06:37:54 PM
(I was just thinking about quoting a song!)

"Motorin! What's your price for flight?"
--Night Ranger
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:19:28 PM
"Crying is for little girls, babies, and men who just had their ears ripped off."
-Obbiedoob Benubi, Thumb Wars
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 08:26:23 PM
"I must have missed '60 Minutes,' what are you saying?"

---Die Hard
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Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:28:39 PM
"Can we have your liver, then?"
"Oh, all right, you've talked me into it."
-Monty Python and ther Meaning of Life
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on May 30, 2007, 08:32:57 PM
"My weiner's got an itchin'...an itchin' for attention!"

---What I say to my wife as 'foreplay'
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on May 30, 2007, 08:50:38 PM
Uhh... thanks.
ANYWAY
"What did one poor person say to the other?"
'What?"
"Who cares?!"
*General laughter*
-Thumbtanic
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 09:24:27 AM
It was kinda out of line huh?

"I'm Batman"

---Superman IV...no wait...I mean Batman.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 09:54:09 AM
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
-General Jack Ripper, Dr. Strangelove
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 04:54:28 PM
"I hope she's into big ass medallions!"

-Crow, in "Master Ninja I"
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 07:44:50 PM
Teen Wolf's Dad- "Sometimes you just have to do things the way people want them done. That makes them happy, and they leave you alone."
Crow- "That's inspiring."

Teen Wolf's Dad- "Tony?"
Mike as Dad- "Give up."

Tom as Dad- "Take the droppings life offers you."

-MST3K Teenage Werewolf

Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 08:12:28 PM
"Theres a very fine line between clever and stupid."

--This is Spinal Tap
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on May 31, 2007, 08:22:27 PM
Friend- "I'll just take a shortcut through the woods."
Crow- "Dingdingdingdingding! VICTIM!"
-MST3K Teenage Werewolf
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on May 31, 2007, 08:27:26 PM
"Yippee Ky A, Motherfu*ker"
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on June 01, 2007, 10:23:22 AM
Tom- "Aha, night on Butt Mountain."
Crow- "Come up here, where it's really obscene!"

Tom as Mom- "A very nice prairie dog taught me about being a woman."

-MST3K Beast of Yukka Flats
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on June 01, 2007, 03:52:14 PM
"No, I shot him.  The bullet and the fall killed him."

--Collateral.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: bluefalcon74 on June 01, 2007, 03:53:49 PM
"KHHAAAAAAANNNN!" - Cpt. Kirk
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on June 01, 2007, 04:04:33 PM
"You tell him to stick this cab up his fat ass!"

Collateral
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on June 02, 2007, 06:20:35 AM
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAA! AAAAAAAA!"
-Fay Wrey, King Kong
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on June 02, 2007, 07:38:12 AM
"AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA"

--Mary Jane (Spider-Man 2)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on June 02, 2007, 07:42:56 AM
".... Kay."
-Dr. Orpheus, The Venture Brothers
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on June 02, 2007, 06:37:54 PM
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

---Neve Campbell---Scream 3
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on June 03, 2007, 05:34:18 AM
"All modes of worship, all avenues of approach to the Supreme, are justified."
- (Bhagavad Gita, 4:11)

Not funny, but oh so important.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on June 03, 2007, 12:05:56 PM
"Ouuuuuccch"

---E. T.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on June 03, 2007, 08:23:11 PM
"pppbbbbhhhh" (Fart Sound)
-The first joke by the first comedian.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on June 04, 2007, 05:58:48 PM
"It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing 'milkbone' underwear."

Norm--Cheers
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on June 04, 2007, 06:02:06 PM
"I do cocaine!"

-Dr. Rockso, the rock and roll clown.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on June 04, 2007, 06:03:32 PM
"Serenity Now!"

Frank/Kramer/George, etc...Seinfeld
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on June 04, 2007, 07:36:23 PM
The unexamined life is not worth living."
-Socrates
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on June 04, 2007, 08:11:23 PM
"Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?"

--Donnie Darko
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Raven on June 07, 2007, 05:54:05 PM
"You gotta keep your body where germs are afraid to live."  -Marilyn Manson.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on June 07, 2007, 07:18:16 PM
"I am not an ANIMAL!"
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on June 07, 2007, 08:32:58 PM
"It is better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven!"
-Satan, Paradise Lost
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on June 08, 2007, 10:08:29 PM
"This is CNN"

--Fox News
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on June 10, 2007, 08:56:17 PM
"I am paralized from the neck down and you will deny me the chance to see my brother, Allon?!"
"No, he's right down there!"
"You son of a bitch."
-Space Tree the Space Tree in Space
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on June 11, 2007, 05:57:48 PM
"Tahiti is NOT in Europe!"

--James Earl Jones, Sneakers
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on June 13, 2007, 05:35:35 AM
"The human being has so much power. By God's grace we can accomplish impossible things in the world."
-Sri Karunamayi
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hazzah on June 13, 2007, 04:42:25 PM
"Skipper!!"

--Gilligan, Gilligans Island
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on June 16, 2007, 07:13:25 AM
"Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should have ever left the oceans."
-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Sideswipe on June 16, 2007, 01:09:48 PM
"Do you know what happens to a toad when its struck by lightning?  The same thing that happens to everything else." 

I hate that line.  Everytime I hear it with that stupid accent I want to puch Halle Berry in the throat.  She is freakin worthless in that movie.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on June 16, 2007, 01:27:06 PM
I suddenly feel an incredible swell of brotherly love towards you, Sideswipe.


"You're not getting my Budweiser."
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 12, 2007, 01:47:52 PM
"SSSSSSSSO HAPPY ... IRONING ... for SSSTIMPY!!!!!"

- Ren Hoek,
"Stimpy's Invention"
The Ren and Stimpy Show
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: RVR II on July 12, 2007, 01:59:14 PM
"Hey Ya'll, Watch This!!"

What a drunk redneck says before he gets killed doing some stupid trick
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 07:49:37 AM
"Rectum? Damn near herpes!"
-Waterman

"Prepare to lose, Humans!"
""What humans? The bad Humans?"
"All humans are bad!"
-Waterman and RoyBot

"In my country, the winners have to eat sulfuric acid! Hay-AAAAHHHHHH!!"
-Leo, from Waterman

"Don't you see, Ping Pong acts as the game of Heart. The Heart of the Paddle. Waterman, he's got the heart of the Paddle!"
"Do you even listen to yourself?"
-Roybot and Pal, from Waterman


Heh, Waterman rocks.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on July 23, 2007, 07:56:00 AM
(http://biomaterials.bme.northwestern.edu/people/bruce_lee2.jpg)
"HAUYOOOOOUUAAAAAA HWAA HWAA YIP YAAAOOOOOOO!"
-Bruce Lee in any given movie
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 23, 2007, 08:58:20 AM
"You could've made me more sympathetic"

- Meyer Lansky to Lee Strasberg after congratulating him on his portrayal in the film The Godfather Part II
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 09:00:29 AM
*pant pant pant*
-Gwen Stefani
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: RVR II on July 23, 2007, 09:02:44 AM
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction"
-Newton's 3rd Law of Physics
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on July 23, 2007, 01:18:22 PM
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/robotrix/bruceee-1.jpg)

 :)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Kzinistzerg on July 23, 2007, 02:42:39 PM
"Why do you have to be out of town to write a postcard? I want a to write a postcard to my neighbor: "I still live near you!" The guy sees me go in my apartment, flips the card over, it's just a picture of me holding a rifle." Jim Gaffigan

"I do love food. I love eating late at night too. You know, you're not suppose to eat late at night, but then again you're not suppose to drink booze in the morning. And apparently you're never supposed to smoke crack...Well whatever! I'm not training for the Olympics! I'm sorry but after an entire hour of work, I want to unwind with a burger and a crack pipe. If I do that every night does it make me some crackhead? This guy's a crackhead! That's why he's so pale!"-Jim Gaffigan
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 04:46:58 PM
"I'M CHARLES FOSTER KANE!"
-Citizen Kane
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: googergieger on July 23, 2007, 04:48:41 PM
if i've said it once i've said it again.

who all are you people?
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on July 23, 2007, 04:51:32 PM
We are the Rifftrax Roundtable Forum.

"Why did it have to be snakes?"
-Indiana Jones
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on July 24, 2007, 07:52:51 AM
"A man can run and run, year after year, but he realizes that what he was running from was himself."
"Gosh."
"Now a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, and there ain't no sense in running. Now you gotta turn, and you gotta fight, and you gotta hold your head up high."
"Yes!"
"Now you go back in there, m' son, and be a man! Walk tall!
-John CLeese as Shadowed Cowboy, Monty Python's Flying Circus
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Kzinistzerg on July 24, 2007, 10:58:16 AM
"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."

"There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!"

~Calvin, from Calvin and Hobbes
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on July 25, 2007, 09:16:35 PM
Help! I'm being kidnapped by an evil black man from the 1980s!

-  Molly Hayes, Runaways
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: googergieger on July 25, 2007, 10:45:08 PM
"meet a cat who can predict death. tonight at ten."

cbs local news.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 05:57:49 PM
"We have to cut off his arm. If it grows back, we'll know he's Frankenstein."
- Frankenstein Conquers the World

(I'm not kidding here. A former Nazi told him this, and he was totally gung ho on the idea.)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 19, 2007, 08:47:58 AM
For National Talk Like A Pirate Day:

"Ya best be believin' in ghost stories, Miss Turner; you're in one!!"
~Barbossa,
 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Tank on September 20, 2007, 08:57:22 AM
"I eated the purple berries"
"How are they Ralph?  Good?"
"They...taste....like....burning"
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Sideswipe on September 20, 2007, 09:59:36 AM
"I found a moon rock in my nose!"
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Hebs on September 20, 2007, 05:24:57 PM
"She's fucked, I'm ready - and the god damn show MUST go on!"
-Camp
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on September 20, 2007, 06:53:58 PM
"Everyone is in favor of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled, but some people's idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone else says anything back, that is an outrage."
-- Winston Churchill

"Burning is no answer."
-- Camille Desmoulins' reply to Robespierre, January 7, 1794, on burning his newspaper, Le Vieux Cordelier

"Don't join the book burners. Don't think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever existed."
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, speech at Dartmouth College, June 14, 1953

"I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions."
-- Lillian Hellman, subpoenaed to appear before the House Un-American Activities Committee, 1952

http://quotes.forbiddenlibrary.com/

Happy Banned Books week, everybody!
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Tripe on September 21, 2007, 08:11:46 AM
"Happiness is not a reward - it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment - it is a result. "

"I will not attack your doctrines nor your creeds if they accord liberty to me. If they hold thought to be dangerous - if they aver that doubt is a crime, then I attack them one and all, because they enslave the minds of men. "

"Kindness is the sunshine in which virtue grows."

"Heresy is a cradle; orthodoxy, a coffin."

Robert G. Ingersoll
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: BBQ Platypus on September 21, 2007, 09:01:47 AM
2 quotes from Wet Hot American Summer:

"Well, we've made it to the end of the summer in one piece, except for a few campers who are lepers."

"McKinley, four lower campers are stuck in the ropes course. I meant to tell you about that yesterday, but could you get to it now?"
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on October 03, 2007, 07:28:48 PM
"It's SCIENCE!"
-Bill Nye, the Science Guy
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 04, 2007, 08:34:45 AM
"It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?"

~Gaff (Edward James Olmos)
Blade Runner


Roy - "I've done ... questionable things..."

Tyrell - "But also extraordinary things... revel in your time!"

Roy - "Nothing that the God of Biomechanics wouldn't let you into Heaven for?"

...

...

:o
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Post by: Raven on October 12, 2007, 08:01:41 PM
"When I free style I lose confidence"- Jermaine, Flight of the Conchords
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: RoninFox on October 18, 2007, 05:21:57 AM
"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never make it out alive"

-Bugs Bunny
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Tripe on October 18, 2007, 05:28:10 AM
"It's just a ride" - Bill Hicks
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Post by: ig400 on October 18, 2007, 02:14:12 PM
It's like that sitcom with the two dads only no ones laughing... no wait it's the same show- Chris: Family Guy
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on October 20, 2007, 09:40:48 AM
Leave the gun, take the cannolli.
-Godfather
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 22, 2007, 06:50:22 AM
Nathan: Sorry I'm late guys, I uh... just had another one a those, I-can't-figure-it-out dreams again, you know... I think I might be stupid.
Pickles the Drummer: How can you be stupid? You're famous!
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Sideswipe on October 22, 2007, 06:38:00 PM
Who are you?
Brisco County.
Is that where you are from?
No, thats who I am.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 22, 2007, 10:38:29 PM
Who are you?
Brisco County.
Is that where you are from?
No, thats who I am.

Ahh, sweet memories...   :'(

(p.s. I was SOOOOOOOO in love with Kelly Rutherford!!!!  ;D)



Mr. Burns: "Smithers... do you think maybe my Power Plant killed those ducks?"

Smithers: "There's no 'maybe' about it, sir."


Mr. Burns: *sniff* *sniff* "Excellent."
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Post by: RoninFox on October 23, 2007, 05:26:38 AM
The two greatest cheesy/badass lines in history:

Roddy Pipper as Nada:  I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of Bubblegum.


and...


Bruce Campbell as Bad Ash:  Goody little two shoes, goody little two shoes...

(Shotgun blast)

Bruce Campbell as Good Ash:  Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: anais.jude on October 23, 2007, 02:31:11 PM
Doctor Venture: What you about to see is a nightmare inexplicably torn from the pages of Kafka.

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: RoninFox on October 24, 2007, 05:29:35 AM
Zapp Brannigan, as he crashes a flying restaurant:  You win again gravity!
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Sideswipe on October 25, 2007, 06:36:48 PM
I packed the bags last night, preflight.  Zero hour, nine a.m.  And Im gonna be hiiIIiigh, as a kight by then.  I miss the Earth so much, I miss my wife.  Its lonely out in space.  On such a tiiiiIIIIiiimeless flight!  And I think its gonna be a long long time, till touchdown brings me round again to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home, oh no no no......I'm a Rockett Man!
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on October 25, 2007, 08:20:17 PM
"Bigfoot IS something I haven't seen before!"
-Brock Sampson
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 31, 2007, 11:07:10 AM
"Jan and I saw some movies this summer. Saw Ratatouille... walked out. Didn't buy it."

Michael Scott
The Office
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Post by: Brak on October 31, 2007, 11:44:29 AM
From House:

Dr. Wilson: [Wilson is quoting a poem from a patient of House's] 'The healer with his magic powers! / I could rub his gentle brow for hours. / His manly chest, his stubbled jaw, / Everything about him leaves me raw-'
Dr. Gregory House: Psych ward's upstairs.
Dr. Wilson: -with joy. Oh, House your very name / Will never leave this girl the same.' It's not bad for an 82-year-old. She asked me to give that to her true love.
Dr. Gregory House: What can I say? Chicks with no teeth turn me on.
Dr. Wilson: That's fairly disgusting.
Dr. Gregory House: That's ageism.
Dr. Wilson: You better watch yourself around this babe.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Dim of the Yard on October 31, 2007, 12:36:25 PM
"I hate a dirty joke, I do
Unless it's told by someone who
Knows how to tell it."

- Groucho Marx, Animal Crackers: "Hello, I Must Be Going/Hooray For Captain Spalding"
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on November 11, 2007, 07:00:04 PM
"Wha wha whawham waa mwaaa wha wrrraaa."
-Charlie Brown's Teacher
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: RoninFox on November 11, 2007, 07:08:10 PM
"They invented the telephone!?!"
-Space Ghost
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 12, 2007, 05:49:49 AM
"That is one big pile of shit."

~ Ian Malcolm
Jurassic Park
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on November 12, 2007, 10:15:59 AM
"I'm LONG!"
"If you think he's long, try me. Longest."
"Long Longer Longest."
-MST3K Hercules Unchained
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Sideswipe on November 12, 2007, 06:38:34 PM
Doctor:  "Im the Doctor by the way, whats your name?"
Rose:     "Rose."
Doctor    "Nice to meet you Rose, run for you life."
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on November 12, 2007, 07:07:53 PM
Are these from Dr. Who, or what?
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Tripe on November 13, 2007, 05:04:58 AM
Different British Sci-Fi

"Oh smeg, what the smegging smegs he smegging done, he's smegging killed me!"
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 13, 2007, 08:45:03 AM
Are these from Dr. Who, or what?

"All the world's a stage. And YES, you can have that!"
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 13, 2007, 11:49:56 AM
"RELEASE... THE KITTIES!"

-Metalocalypse
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Post by: Junkyard on November 13, 2007, 07:32:37 PM
"MAKE IT STOP, TOMMY!!!"
-MST3K- Village of the Giants
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 14, 2007, 06:51:36 AM
"So ahh... eh then, eh?"
Tom Servo, MST3K - The Final Sacrifice
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 07, 2007, 06:56:36 AM
"Frying man!"
- Hiro, "Heroes"

Gotta love Katakana!!

The absolute best example of this "Engrish" came from Futurama. They were watching a popular Americanized Japanese import TV show called Iron Chef, they termed it "Aye-on Cook-u-ruu!!!"
 
:D
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Post by: Courtney on December 07, 2007, 07:17:34 AM
The Doctor: Tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces. Whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow.   (from "Blink" - loved that one)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Junkyard on December 09, 2007, 06:00:15 PM
"God is dead? GOOD!"
-Crow as Crotchety Old Storekeeper in The Brute Man
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Tripe on December 21, 2007, 05:01:03 AM
Appropriate for today (12/21/2007);

Now is the solstice of the year,
  winter is the glad song that you hear.
Seven maids move in seven time.
Have the lads up ready in a line.

Ring out these bells.
Ring out, ring solstice bells.
Ring solstice bells.

Join together beneath the mistletoe.
  by the holy oak whereon it grows.
Seven druids dance in seven time.
Sing the song the bells call, loudly chiming.

Ring out these bells.
Ring out, ring solstice bells.
Ring solstice bells.

Praise be to the distant sister sun,
  joyful as the silver planets run.
Seven maids move in seven time.
Sing the song the bells call, loudly chiming.
Ring out those bells.
Ring out, ring solstice bells.
Ring solstice bells.
Ring on, ring out.
Ring on, ring out.

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Post by: Crazy_88s on December 21, 2007, 08:03:26 AM
"We don't have to be mean because, no matter where you go... there you are."
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 21, 2007, 08:14:50 AM
"Yeah. 'cause when you take that bus, you get there."

Tone Def,
Fear of a Black Hat
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Post by: OTC316 on December 23, 2007, 09:07:59 PM
From the British TV series "Bottom"

Richard Richard: What are you eating?
Eddie Hitler: Lard.
Richie: Your eating...lard.
Eddie: yeah, I was hungry, but I'm too drunk to cook.
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Post by: valeyard on December 24, 2007, 07:59:50 AM
The majority of pacifists either belong to obscure religious sects or are simply humanitarians who object to taking life and prefer not to follow their thoughts beyond that point. But there is a minority of intellectual pacifists, whose real though unacknowledged motive appears to be hatred of western democracy and admiration for totalitarianism. Pacifist propaganda usually boils down to saying that one side is as bad as the other, but if one looks closely at the writing of the younger intellectual pacifists, one finds that they do not by any means express impartial disapproval but are directed almost entirely against Britain and the United States Orwell


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Post by: Dim of the Yard on December 24, 2007, 08:29:09 AM
"Big John Call is Santa Claus in O Little Town Of DEATH-lehem!"
- Joel Robinson, MST3k: Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
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Post by: Cabot on February 03, 2008, 08:29:14 AM
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

~Deep Thoughts
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Post by: AmazingThor on February 04, 2008, 12:52:10 PM
"Dad, I know how to cook a chop"
- Michael Landon, I Was a Teenage Werewolf
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Post by: Courtney on February 04, 2008, 01:34:25 PM
If you are insinuating that I am a spy, or that any member of my family is a spy, then you are way off base!  Look, just because we're Canadian does not mean we are spies!
-Dave Foley as "Dave Nelson", News Radio
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Post by: TeamRAD on February 04, 2008, 02:16:18 PM

My all-time favorite Coach McGuirk anecdote...

...anyway, don't make the same mistakes I made or my father or your father...well, like this morning I poured orange juice on my cereal. I wasn't thinking. I just grabbed it, poured it. I was half asleep. Then, I realized I love it. It's a great mix. Then, I realized it is the corporations and the adverstisers who prevent us from doing stuff like this. They program us to think one way...milk/cereal. Then you realize orange juice/cereal is fine. It all goes in the same place, you know the old saying...point is Brendon, give your father a chance.
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Post by: stansimpson on February 04, 2008, 02:17:58 PM
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
~~ Last words of Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionary, died 1923
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on February 04, 2008, 08:08:53 PM
There's no trusting that fleshless one, I mean Death, who devours the lamb as soon as the sheep, and, as I have heard our curate say, treads with equal foot upon the lofty towers of kings and the lowly huts of the poor.  - Sancho Panza
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Post by: Courtney on February 04, 2008, 08:19:39 PM
Being a vegetarian is about saying yes to things.  Even meat.  - Jane, "Coupling"
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Post by: TeamRAD on February 05, 2008, 04:45:30 AM

"This is ass-sliding."

Cru, "RAD"
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on February 05, 2008, 10:23:22 AM
Hitting is an art but not an exact science. - Rod Carew
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Post by: Hebs on February 05, 2008, 10:28:20 AM
Hitting is an art but not an exact science. - Rod Carew

"Cuz I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew!"  - Beastie Boys
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Post by: TeamRAD on February 05, 2008, 02:04:27 PM

I've been singing it all day since I saw that Zack Attack spoof earlier today...

Gonna take a rivercarp and ram it up your butt
You slut ,you whore....
Why are you my Mom?
Fishfuck


- Zack Attack via means of GWAR

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Post by: TeamRAD on February 06, 2008, 05:49:04 AM

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.


- T.S. Eliot

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Post by: Tripe on February 06, 2008, 05:59:53 AM
You realize that suicide's a criminal offense. In less enlightened times they'd have hung you for it.   - George Spigot

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Post by: Tripe on February 06, 2008, 06:10:48 AM
And who do you think the rest of our agents are? I don't mean the bright-eyed grads of our technical schools, like the ones on my squad downstairs, I mean the full agents. The men who plan the operations, do the preliminary fieldwork and see that everything comes off smoothly. They're crooks. All crooks. The better they were on their own, the better a job they do for the Corps. It's a great, big, brawling universe and you would be surprised at some of the problems that come up. The only men we can recruit to do the job are the ones who have already succeeded at it. 

- Harold Peters Inskipp
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Post by: Tripe on February 06, 2008, 06:30:11 AM
So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren't I a human being? Don't I yearn, and ache, and... shop? Don't I deserve love... and jewelry? Good-bye everybody! Wish me luck!   - Debbie Jellinsky
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on February 06, 2008, 07:55:23 AM
You say that you are my judge; I do not know if you are; but take good heed not to judge me ill, because you would put yourself in great peril.  - St. Joan of Arc
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Post by: Courtney on February 06, 2008, 08:11:49 AM
Each cut, each scar, each burn, a different mood or time. I told him what the first one was, told him where the second one came from. I remembered them all. And for the first time in my life I felt beautiful. Finally part of the earth. I touched the soil and he loved me back.   Secretary.
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Post by: Tripe on February 06, 2008, 08:14:17 AM
I mean, admittedly, it's not a haven for the brothers. You know, strictly the caucasian persuasion here in the 'Dale. But, you know, you just
gotta' stand up and salute their death rate.
- Mr. Trick
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on February 06, 2008, 01:33:12 PM
When I switched to methadone, I injected two cubic centimeters of Demorol and I also took barbiturate capsules so I could sleep for eight or 10 hours. - Bela Lugosi
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Post by: AmazingThor on February 07, 2008, 04:21:44 AM
I got me a fine wife, I got me a fiddle. The sun's coming up I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain't nothin but a funny funny riddle. Thank God I'm a country boy.
John Denver
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Post by: Courtney on February 07, 2008, 06:22:19 AM
Is she white?  Is she black?  We don't know.  She is exotic.  I want to see more of her breasts.   - Glitter  :gouge:
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Post by: Tripe on February 07, 2008, 06:28:01 AM
Is she white?  Is she black?  We don't know.  She is exotic.  I want to see more of her breasts.   - Glitter  :gouge:

Oh my god that's a quote from my mind when I first met my wife ;D
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Post by: Tripe on February 07, 2008, 06:38:09 AM
I am a doctor of philosophy from Edinburgh, a doctor of law from Christ's College, a doctor of medicine from Harvard. My friends, out of courtesy, call me 'Doctor'. - Dr. Fu Manchu
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Post by: TeamRAD on February 07, 2008, 12:33:57 PM

Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.


- Lane, "Better Off Dead".
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Post by: TeamRAD on February 08, 2008, 11:08:33 AM

"Humanity does not ask us to be happy.  It merely asks us to be brilliant on its behalf.  Survival first, then happiness as we can manage it."

Mazer, "Ender's Game"

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Post by: a pretty girl is like on February 09, 2008, 02:44:21 PM
I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff. - Ned Flanders "The Simpsons"
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on February 11, 2008, 08:57:55 PM
He played piano really fucking good / West Berlin to West Hollywood / Prettier than Brando, he was punker than punk / Slave to rock and roll and a slave to junk - Black Francis, "Angels Come To Comfort You"
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Post by: TeamRAD on February 13, 2008, 01:06:05 PM

...tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...BOOM!

The Hives on the radio is a great thing.
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Post by: Tripe on February 21, 2008, 03:10:35 PM
Pale, pubescent beasts roam through the streets
and coffee-shops
Their prey gather in herds in stiff knee-length skirts and white ankle-socks
But while they search for a mate my type hibernate
in bedrooms above
Composing their songs of love

Young, uniform minds in uniform lines
and uniform ties
Run round with trousers on fire and signs of desire they cannot disguise
While I try to find words as light as the birds
that circle above
To put in my songs of love

Fate doesn't hang on a wrong or right choice
Fortune depends on the tone of your voice
So sing while you have time
Let the song shine down from above
And fill you with songs of love

Fate doesn't hang on a wrong or right choice
Fortune depends on the tone of your voice
So let's sing while we still can
While the song hangs high up above
Wonderful songs of love
Beautiful songs of love


- Neil Hannon
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on February 21, 2008, 08:19:03 PM
Consider your origin; you were not born to live like brutes, but to follow virtue and knowledge. - Dante Alighieri
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Post by: Hebs on February 22, 2008, 10:00:01 AM
"There are things we can't recall, blind as night they find us all, winter turns her children into fragile chinadolls ..."
Iron & Wine
"Passing Afternoon"

http://www.last.fm/music/Iron%2B%2526%2BWine/_/Passing+Afternoon+%28Album%29 (http://www.last.fm/music/Iron%2B%2526%2BWine/_/Passing+Afternoon+%28Album%29)
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Post by: Tripe on February 22, 2008, 10:24:04 AM
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. - C.S. Lewis
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Post by: TeamRAD on February 23, 2008, 06:24:28 AM

Thou shalt not commit laundry
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's food
Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed
Thou shalt always go for greatness
Thou shalt not commit adulthood
Thou shalt not partake of Decaf
Thou shalt not suppress flatulence
Thou shalt commit thyself to an institution
Thou shalt not have no idea
Thou shalt not commit hygiene
Thou shalt not take the van's name in vain
Thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all


Descendents "All-O-Gistics"
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on February 23, 2008, 02:17:40 PM
God came to me in a dream
I knew it was God
Cause he had a long white beard
And a pink striped tunic
And the word "God" was spelled out above him
And an arrow pointing at his head

"Lightning Jazz" Dan Bern
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 06, 2008, 04:58:07 AM
"What a crock of SHIT!"

- Sam Wheat
Ghost
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Post by: LBeria on March 06, 2008, 07:47:20 AM
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." -- Emo Philips
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Post by: LBeria on March 06, 2008, 07:48:06 AM
"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' " -- Emo Philips (a close friend and hysterical guy!)
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Post by: LBeria on March 06, 2008, 07:48:57 AM
"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." " -- Emo Philips
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Post by: LBeria on March 06, 2008, 07:49:28 AM
"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them." -- Emo Philips
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Post by: LBeria on March 06, 2008, 07:50:03 AM
"I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson. " -- Emo Philips
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Post by: LBeria on March 06, 2008, 07:50:28 AM
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. " -- Emo Philips
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Post by: LBeria on March 06, 2008, 07:51:02 AM
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life." -- Emo Philips
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Post by: TeamRAD on March 06, 2008, 08:03:22 AM

Manuscript replica, cut it, yes, yes, cut it, cut it!

At the Drive-In "Roledex Propaganda
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Post by: LBeria on March 06, 2008, 10:25:52 AM
It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I could have thought of that' is a very popular and misleading one, for the fact is that they didn't, and a very significant and revealing fact it is too. -- Douglas Adams
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Post by: Raven on March 06, 2008, 04:37:48 PM
Nice ass won't get you through your whole life. Once you turn thirty you better have a personality. -Raji, Be Cool
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Post by: TeamRAD on March 07, 2008, 09:15:35 PM

This is no way to spend a summer
I've got sand caked on my feet
I gave my ice cream to a shark
And now I've got nothing to eat
No fun!

I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun!


The Dead Milkmen "Beach Song"
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on March 08, 2008, 06:24:00 AM
It's not hard, not far to reach
We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach

The Ramones!!!!!!! - "Rockaway Beach"
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Post by: LBeria on March 10, 2008, 08:17:33 AM
It seemed to have happened spontaneously and of its own free will.  Explanations were advanced, but most of these were simply phrases which restated the problem in different words, along the same principles which had given the world "metal fatigue". In fact, a very similar phrase was invented to account for the sudden transition of wood, metal, plastic and concrete into an explosive condition, which was "non-linear catastrophic structural exasperation", or to put it another way - as a junior cabinet minister did on television the following night in a phrase which was to haunt the rest of his career - the check-in desk had just got "fundamentally fed up with being where it was". -- Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 10, 2008, 08:42:34 AM
"Not and Never are not never verbs."

~ old Chinese Proverb
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Post by: LBeria on March 11, 2008, 09:29:00 AM
"You are a person who likes Chinese food" and "The key to a healthy life is eating more Chinese food"

-- found on my fortune cookie papers at a restaurant (I kid you not!)
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on March 11, 2008, 07:58:20 PM
The boy done wrong again.
Hang your head in shame and cry your life away. - Belle & Sebastian "The Boy Done Wrong Again"
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Post by: LBeria on March 12, 2008, 01:19:26 PM
"Tea and cake or death!!  [chant] Tea and cake or death!  Tea and cake or death!  Little red cookbook!  Little red cookbook! [/chant]"

-- Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill
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Post by: Raven on March 13, 2008, 03:29:52 AM
"Well he's seen what I've seen and it certainly made an impression on me."  -Tommy Lee Jones, No Country for Old Men.
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Post by: LBeria on March 13, 2008, 12:33:38 PM
"The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong."
-- Scott Adams, Dilbert's Laws of Work
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Post by: Raven on March 14, 2008, 04:44:45 PM
" Napoleon fell how do you say toes to heels in love with her."  - my Argentinian decent, world history teacher, trying so say Head over Heels. 
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Post by: TeamRAD on March 16, 2008, 10:06:25 PM

YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD.

GAME OVER


Friday the 13th, NES

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Post by: Tripe on March 17, 2008, 04:53:29 AM
Revenge is a dish best served cold - Graham Kerr ;)
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Post by: LBeria on March 17, 2008, 12:22:54 PM
"It takes up time and space, so yeah it is!" -- Me, answering the question "Is that real?" for the millionth time at a gun show last weekend.... ::)
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on March 17, 2008, 07:17:08 PM
Poetry is as precise a thing as geometry. - Gustave Flaubert
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Post by: TeamRAD on March 18, 2008, 05:26:46 AM

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

- Voltaire
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Post by: LBeria on March 18, 2008, 07:15:52 AM
"I want to live until I die.  No more, no less..." -- Eddie Izzard, Lust for Glorious
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 18, 2008, 07:59:15 AM
Do you ever feel like the whole world's a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?

George Gobel
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Post by: Raven on March 18, 2008, 05:08:44 PM
"GOOD NEWS-Ten Golfers a year are hit by lightning."- George Carlin

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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 18, 2008, 05:14:18 PM
"I Drink your MILKSHAKE!" - Daniel Day-Lewis (There Will Be Blood)
Greatest Line EVER!!!!!
 ;D
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Post by: Raven on March 18, 2008, 05:15:32 PM
"I Drink your MILKSHAKE!" - Daniel Day-Lewis (There Will Be Blood)
Greatest Line EVER!!!!!
 ;D


Agreed, that scene was f'n awesome.
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on March 18, 2008, 06:23:02 PM
They're like "It's better than yours."
Damn right, it's better than yours.  - Kelis
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 18, 2008, 06:28:13 PM
Thank you, thank you very much
[yt=425,350]MCCdZmHk5Fk[/yt]
 ;D
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Post by: fortytwice on March 18, 2008, 06:29:31 PM
    Michael: So .. this is the magic trick, huh?

    Gob: "Illusion" Michael... A trick is something a whore does for money.
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Post by: LBeria on March 20, 2008, 07:55:14 AM
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first." -- Ronald Reagan
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Post by: Raven on March 20, 2008, 10:11:54 AM
"This is a much too poetic way to die." -Barbarella
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Post by: TeamRAD on March 20, 2008, 03:33:15 PM
Cause all I ever really want to do
Is sit around doing nothing with you, because
Nothings only fun when youre there

"Mad About You" at dinnertime
"Seinfeld", "Simpsons", "So-Called Life"
Seen the reruns 20 million times

I dont wanna move
I'll just sit here in my living room and
See whats on the tube
While I'm hanging out with you


The Descendents - "Nothing With You"
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Post by: Nick on March 26, 2008, 06:09:46 PM
"There are two types of people in this world! Weasels and Weasel slappers!"
                                                                                                                        - the Road Warriors: Hawk and Animal


[yt=425,350]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8779087176518408484&q=road+warriors&total=1786&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0[/yt]
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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 26, 2008, 06:14:26 PM
 See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

                                                                                                             - Guy in Bar (Team America - where there is no "I")

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Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on March 27, 2008, 03:04:48 AM
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

                                                                                                             - Guy in Bar

Isn't that from Team America?

Yes it is
 ;D
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on April 05, 2008, 06:48:42 AM
It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.  -Thomas Aquinas
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Post by: stansimpson on April 05, 2008, 08:15:36 AM
I like turtles.
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on April 05, 2008, 10:32:55 AM
mother is the name for god in the hearts and minds of children - eric draven, The Crow (Brandon Lee)
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Post by: Tripe on April 07, 2008, 12:12:21 PM
A moment I've been dreading. George brought his n'er-do-well son around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not the political one who lives in Florida; the one who hangs around here all the time looking shiftless. This so-called kid is already almost 40 and has never had a real job. Maybe I'll call Kinsley over at The New Republic and see if they'll hire him as a contributing editor or something. That looks like easy work.
- Ronald Wilson Reagan, Diary, May 17, 1986 (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,1710.msg230453.html#msg230453).
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Post by: OmegaR! on April 29, 2008, 09:02:48 PM
"At times, the flow of people turns into a roaring current"

- Nobuhiro Watsuki
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Post by: Raven on April 30, 2008, 03:35:07 PM
"My senility's gonna be bitchin'" - Henry Rollins.
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Post by: lefty081577 on April 30, 2008, 06:07:33 PM
all from firefly,,,, my fav underrated show

Wash: (as Stegosaurus) Yes...yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it...this land. (as Allosaur) I think we should call it your grave! (as Stegosaurus) Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! (as Allosaur) Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now DIE! (as Stegosaurus) Oh no, God, oh dear God in heaven...

Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please?
Mal: I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth, and dump 'er in the hold for a month.
[A grinning Kaylee gives Mal a peck on the cheek.]
Kaylee: I love my captain.

Zoe: Proximity alert. Must be coming up on something.
Wash: [alarmed.] Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's FLYING this thing?! [deadpan.] Oh right, that would be me. Uh, back to work.

River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky, and they remember what they are.
Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?

Zoe: Cap'n'll come up with a plan.
Kaylee: Well, that's good. Right?
Zoe: Possible you're not recalling some of his previous plans.

Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Simon: What... happened in here?
Jayne: Needed to find some tape.
Simon: So you had to tear my infirmary apart?
Jayne: [Looks around himself] Apparently.
Simon: My God. You're like a trained ape... without the training!

could go on loved the diolauge from this show
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 10, 2008, 07:17:38 AM
Drunk #1: Wanna fight?

Drunk #2: Them's fightin' words!!

~ The Simpsons
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Post by: RVR II on July 10, 2008, 07:23:18 AM
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OOPS! ::)
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Post by: Courtney on July 10, 2008, 07:34:05 AM
Because WE LIVE HERE! - Red fucking Dawn
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 10, 2008, 07:45:38 AM
There's only ONE Return, okay, and it ain't of the King, it's of the JEDI!!

~ Randall Graves
Clerks 2
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Post by: dignan on July 10, 2008, 07:56:03 AM
I once punched a man in the face for saying Hawk the Slayer was rubbish. - Spaced
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Post by: Courtney on July 10, 2008, 08:08:11 AM
I will smash your face into a jelly! - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Post by: a pretty girl is like on July 10, 2008, 08:20:39 AM
I will smash your face into a jelly! - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Is that a Charlie line?  That sounds like something Charlie would say.
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Post by: dignan on July 10, 2008, 08:32:30 AM
You're the disease, and I'm the cure. - Cobra
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 10, 2008, 08:35:43 AM
Such heroic NONSENSE!!

~ Megatron
Transformers: The Movie
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Post by: Courtney on July 10, 2008, 08:51:50 AM
I will smash your face into a jelly! - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Is that a Charlie line?  That sounds like something Charlie would say.

It is indeed!  He says it to the 10 year old in the first season that he's trying to pass off as his Big Brother Big Sister little brother.
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Post by: Lemming Howard on July 10, 2008, 09:44:22 AM
Great book. Movie Blew.

-Grillslinger
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Post by: orionpaxxx on July 10, 2008, 11:32:46 AM
All these Canadian-America citizens are to report to these death camps right away. Did I say death camps? I mean Happy Camps.
-South Park:Bigger, Longer & Uncut
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 10, 2008, 03:00:50 PM
Obama is a long-legged mack daddy!!

~ Reverend James David Manning
ATLAH World Missionary Church
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Post by: orionpaxxx on July 10, 2008, 03:09:00 PM
"I want to cut his nuts off"

-the Reverend Jesse Jackson about Barrack Obama
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Post by: dignan on July 11, 2008, 06:25:11 AM
My cousin Heindl could have been a great athlete, but he bought a pair of irregular footie pajamas from the store and his legs grew unevenly.  Now he can only run in broad elliptical patterns.  When he ran for the bus he would have to aim 45 degrees to the right, and the natural curve of his warped-leg path would eventually guide him back to the door. - The Office
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Post by: Lemming Howard on July 11, 2008, 10:47:43 AM
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
    - Sir Winston Churchill
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Post by: dignan on July 14, 2008, 08:07:47 AM
I was shopping for my wife Bonnie. I buy most of her clothes, and Mrs. Pearl was in the same shop.  And it just was an accident you know, we started talking about...panty hose, she was saying...whatever that's not the point of the story, but what the point, is is that through this accidental meeting...it's like a Hitchcock movie you know where you're thrown into a rubber bag and put in the trunk of a car, you find people. You find them. Something, is it karma? Maybe. But we found him, that's the important thing. And I got Bonnie a wonderful pantsuit. -- Waiting For Guffman
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Post by: Bus Taker on February 28, 2009, 10:33:42 PM
"I am going to have a treasure bath!  TREASURE BATH!!!!!"
 - History of the World (Pt.1)
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Post by: AmazingThor on March 06, 2009, 01:25:42 PM
"Money fight!"
- Mr. Burns and Smithers
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 09, 2009, 12:07:59 AM
to be or not to be, that is the question. - hamlet
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Post by: Raven on March 09, 2009, 11:20:02 AM
"I'll do your ass like dishes"
-Bill Moseley in Repo the Genetic Opera
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 09, 2009, 11:23:49 AM
once upon a midnight dreary, while i ponder weak and weary over a many quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, there came a tapping as if something gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.  - Edgar Allen Poe the raven in honor of raven and to show off my mad memorizing skills from middle school where i memorized the first three or so stanzas for some unknown and pointless reason...

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Post by: Raven on March 09, 2009, 11:39:58 AM
"Caw!!" - a raven.
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 09, 2009, 08:20:25 PM
""Caw!!" - a raven."

-Raven
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 09, 2009, 08:22:47 PM
"If men lie in this world, what makes you so sure they'll be honest in the next?"

-The Commoner, Rashomon
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Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 10, 2009, 11:36:59 PM
"Quote Something!" - topic of this thread
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Post by: stansimpson on March 16, 2009, 03:28:10 PM
"Tell them I was misquoted."

--Groucho
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Post by: AmazingThor on March 20, 2009, 08:22:50 AM
The sun's not yellow it's chicken. - Bob Dylan
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Post by: Darth Geek on March 20, 2009, 09:49:15 AM
MY HEAD'S NOT BIG! - Dib
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Post by: Sideswipe on March 23, 2009, 12:08:36 AM
Well no one here is getting out alive.  This time I've really lost my mind and I don't care.  So close your eyes and kiss yourself goodbye, and think about the times you've spent and what they've meant.
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Post by: stansimpson on March 23, 2009, 12:32:04 AM
"In Soviet Russia, movie riffs you!"
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Post by: Sideswipe on March 23, 2009, 01:00:08 AM
"In Soviet Russia, movie riffs you!"
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Post by: Action Batch on March 23, 2009, 05:58:35 AM
It sucks when your wife is cheating on you with a guy that still plays with legos.

-Johnny Cylon
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Post by: AmazingThor on March 24, 2009, 02:12:39 PM
I don't have any super powers. But I will put anything in mouth that is given to me. Whether it belongs there or not. - Space Ghost
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Post by: Thorns of Crimson Death on March 24, 2009, 08:29:52 PM
"I used to do drugs.  I still do, but I used to too."

-Mitch Hedberg
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Post by: Action Batch on March 24, 2009, 08:42:08 PM
"I used to do drugs, but that was way back *pointing* over there."

Dave Attell
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Post by: Sideswipe on March 24, 2009, 08:51:45 PM
"Have you ever blacked out while drinking, or as I like to call it time traveling..."


Dave Attell
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Post by: Action Batch on March 24, 2009, 09:08:39 PM
Some people don't like porn, and I say, Hey state of Utah, what a man and a woman, and another woman with a penis do to a donkey is their own garsh darn business.

- Dave Attell
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Post by: Thorns of Crimson Death on March 24, 2009, 09:30:05 PM
"So I'm having sex with this girl, doggy style.  Now that's not how I planned it, it's just the way she passd out."

Dave Attell
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 24, 2009, 09:34:14 PM
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.  Another bad time is when playing Fake Heart Attack followed by naps.

-Demetri Martin
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Post by: AmazingThor on March 25, 2009, 02:09:09 PM
"Thank you for flying church on England, Cake or death?"
"Cake"
"Are you sure you don't want death?"
"Yes."
"We're going to run out of cake if this keeps up."

Eddie Izzard
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Post by: TheUnabeefer on August 24, 2009, 03:25:27 PM
"That show The Amazing Race... is that about white people?!"

--Zach Galifianakis
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 26, 2009, 06:26:19 PM
"Ever is a long time.  But the boy knew what he knew.  That ever is no time at all."

Cormac McCarthy, The Road
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Post by: DramaGuyCJM on September 15, 2009, 06:37:24 PM
"This is just a job. If I advanced any further in this company, this would be my career. And if this were my career... well, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train."  - Jim Halpert, "The Office"
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on September 15, 2009, 06:39:02 PM
"He's a jackass."

-Barack Obama
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Post by: Russell on September 15, 2009, 10:23:15 PM
"I had a tough time removing the tusks from elephants when I was in Africa... but in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa..."
-Groucho Marx
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 16, 2009, 07:54:54 AM
It's about seven o'clock in the evening, mid January, the sun nothing but a cigar cherry as an old man's weak piss of rain gives an oily shine to tinseltown. This morning, I woke up in a hospital. "So Mr. Garret, how you feelin'? the doc says. "Numb" I say back. He chuckles a bit, tells me you can't fell numb, 'cause numb means you can't feel. You can't feel numb, you can only be numb, he tells me. He goes on, talkin' some dopey bullshit about my dressing, about itching, about keepin' it dry. But I wasn't payin' attention no more. Funny thing, my brain got locked on those two words: Be numb. Be numb. Be numb. Like some guru mantra, or a goddamn irregular heartbeat. Be numb. Be numb. Be numb. Good advice.

- Milo Garrett, 100 Bullets
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 29, 2009, 07:32:22 PM
"Murder? Don't talk to me about murder. I invented murder!"
- Cain, Saga of the Swamp Thing #33
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Post by: Darth Geek on October 19, 2009, 06:23:37 PM
"How come God hogs up all the good followers and we get left with the retards?" - Clown
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Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on October 19, 2009, 08:59:03 PM
"When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
And the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles
You call this a muddle puddle, tweedle poodle, beetle noodle, bottle paddle battle"

---Fox in Socks (Dr Seuss)
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Post by: dignan on October 20, 2009, 08:17:57 AM
Oooooh-weee, what up with that, what up with tha-at?

      -Kenan Thompson, SNL
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Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on October 22, 2009, 08:15:39 PM
We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it's forever.
 -  Carl Sagan
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 28, 2009, 05:28:21 PM
    First Demon: I think we're going to have to skin him and tan his hide.
    Second Demon: Good, I need some new seat-covers for the BMW.

Hellblazer
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Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on November 01, 2009, 04:31:54 PM
"I have a feeling that Baldrick's plan will be the worst thing we ever heard since Lord Nelson's famous cry at the Battle of the Nile: 'England knows Lady Hamilton is a virgin. Poke my eye out and cut off my arm if I'm wrong.'"   -----Blackadder III
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Post by: Thrifty on November 01, 2009, 04:39:17 PM
I don't see what any of this has to do with Groundskeeper Willy.
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Post by: AmazingThor on November 03, 2009, 01:58:44 PM
Space Ghost: "Why don't you bring your snake ass over here and say that?"
Snakefish: "I just did and you didn't do anything!"
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Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on November 04, 2009, 03:03:19 PM
CHORUS:
"Danger walks the deck
We say 'What the heck!'
We laugh at the perils we're facing"
GONZO:
"Every storm we ride is its own reward"
RIZZO:
"And people die by falling overboard!"
CHORUS:
"People die by falling overboard!"

------Muppet Treasure Island
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Post by: AmazingThor on November 05, 2009, 01:53:48 PM
I appreciate the muppets on a much deeper level - Onion opinion column
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Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on November 06, 2009, 11:28:29 AM
"That's the way it crumbles, cookie-wise" ----The Apartment
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Post by: Darth Geek on November 07, 2009, 12:49:21 PM
God save my little broken body! - Rizzo
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Post by: dignan on November 07, 2009, 01:50:59 PM
Oooooh-weee, what up with that, what up with tha-at?

      -Kenan Thompson, SNL

On a show full of unfunniness, he's the unfunniest.

Thank you, you've been very helpful.
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Post by: Darth Geek on November 08, 2009, 08:48:50 PM
That's a lot of fish.
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Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 09, 2009, 11:09:00 AM
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it.
- Lao Tzu
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Post by: AmazingThor on November 09, 2009, 01:59:01 PM
Sew, very old one. Sew like the wind!
- Three Amigos
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Post by: Dr. Whopoopeepee on November 09, 2009, 02:16:41 PM
"I am going to have a treasure bath!  TREASURE BATH!!!!!"
 - History of the World (Pt.1)

"Wash this."
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Post by: LBeria on November 11, 2009, 10:53:03 AM
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
-- Laurence Binyon
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Post by: mike5150 on November 12, 2009, 07:19:09 AM
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
-- Laurence Binyon
Very inspiring....this is much in the same vein.


 Yes, he looked at me and said, "Doc," he said, "Some time, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to get out there and give it all they've got. And win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then Doc, he said. But I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

--William Shakespeare
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Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on November 13, 2009, 12:24:46 PM
Sew, very old one. Sew like the wind!
- Three Amigos
:clap: (fav quote from that movie).

"So the 7 little dwarves had a limited partnership in a small mining operation. And one day a beautiful princess came to live with them. And they bartered housekeeping services for room and board, which was a real good deal for them because they didn't have to withhold social security or income tax or nothin', which you're really not supposed to do, you see, but for the purpose of the story, I think it's okay."    ----Rick Moranis in Ghostbusters II
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Post by: Darth Geek on November 13, 2009, 01:36:14 PM
Sew, very old one. Sew like the wind!
- Three Amigos
:clap: (fav quote from that movie).

"So the 7 little dwarves had a limited partnership in a small mining operation. And one day a beautiful princess came to live with them. And they bartered housekeeping services for room and board, which was a real good deal for them because they didn't have to withhold social security or income tax or nothin', which you're really not supposed to do, you see, but for the purpose of the story, I think it's okay."    ----Rick Moranis in Ghostbusters II

I'm claiming all this as a tax deduction, that's why I invited clients intsead of friends.
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Post by: Dr. Whopoopeepee on November 13, 2009, 03:55:42 PM
NIGEL: It really puts perspective on things, though, doesn't it?

DAVID: Too much, there's too much fucking perspective now.
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Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 14, 2009, 06:39:05 PM
"The centerpiece of this filmic holocaust is Mr. Tommy Wiseau himself. Without him, it would still be the worst movie ever made, but with him it is the greatest worst movie ever made. Tommy has been described as a Cajun, a Croatian cyborg, possibly from Belgium, clearly a product of Denmark, or maybe even not from this world or dimension. All of these things are true at any one moment. He is a tantalizing mystery stuffed inside an enigma wrapped in bacon and smothered in cheese. You will fall in love with this man even as you are repelled by him from the first moment he steps onto screen with his long Louis the Fourteenth style black locks and thick triangular shoulders packed into an oddly fitting suit, and his metallic steroid destroyed skin. Tommy looks out of place, out of time and out of this world. There has never been anything else like him. Nor will there ever be."

- From a review of The Room on Amazon
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Post by: Tripe on November 15, 2009, 06:34:08 AM
Catherine Sakai: Ambassador! While I was out there, I saw something. What was it?
G'Kar: What is this?
Catherine Sakai: An ant.
G'Kar: Ant.
Catherine Sakai: So much gets shipped up from Earth on commercial transports it's hard to keep them out.
G'Kar: Yeah, I have just picked it up on the tip of my glove. If I put it down again, and it asks another ant, "what was that?", how would it explain? There are things in the universe billions of years older than either of our races. They're vast, timeless, and if they're aware of us at all, it is as little more than ants, and we have as much chance of communicating with them as an ant has with us. We know, we've tried, and we've learned that we can either stay out from underfoot or be stepped on.
Catherine Sakai: That's it? That's all you know?
G'Kar: Yes, they are a mystery. And I am both terrified and reassured to know that there are still wonders in the universe, that we have not yet explained everything. Whatever they are, Miss Sakai, they walk near Sigma 957, and they must walk there alone.

One of my favourite exchanges in any episode of the show. :)
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 23, 2009, 07:27:48 PM
I met the most amazing woman.  She said "If you need anything, I'm Karen."  I said "Wow.  I've never met anyone with a conditional identity before.

Demetri Martin
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 26, 2009, 06:00:03 PM
I met the most amazing woman.  She said "If you need anything, I'm Karen."  I said "Wow.  I've never met anyone with a conditional identity before.

Demetri Martin

Hah, that's awesome! I'm so going to use that.

Yeah, Demetri's definitely one of my favourite comedians right now.  Season 2 of his show starts early 2010.  YAY!
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Post by: Captain Joe on December 13, 2009, 09:37:31 PM
"Where are you going?!"-Marion

"Through that wall."- Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Post by: Hazzah on December 15, 2009, 06:46:14 AM
"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?  Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."
Mike Rowe--Dirty Jobs
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Post by: Elijah Baley on December 15, 2009, 07:29:42 AM
Christmas-themed addition, for your enjoyment:

Quote
Believe in the judgment, believe in Jihad. Believe in a thousand variations on a dark and spiteful god
You've got your money, you've got your power. You've got your science, and all the planets going to end within the hour.
You've got your dreams that don't come true, you've got the ones that do.
Then, you've got your nothing. Some folks believe in nothing.
But if you believe in nothing, then what's to keep the nothing from coming for you?

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year. Now, if you'll forgive me, there's a lot to do here.
There are stockings still unhung, Colored lights I haven't strung,
And a one-man four-part Christmas carol waiting to be sung
Call me silly, call me sappy. Call me many things, the first of which is happy
You doubt, but you're sad. I don't, but I'm glad. I guess we're even.
At least that's what I believe in, and
There are much worse things.

Stephen Colbert and Elvis Costello
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Post by: Dr. Whopoopeepee on December 15, 2009, 03:18:14 PM
From "A Fish Called Wanda"

Wanda: I'm sorry about my brother, Ken. I know he's insensitive. He's had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up.

Ken: Good.
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Post by: Sharktopus on December 16, 2009, 06:44:49 AM
Jack Johnson's appended lyrics to Rudolph:

...
Well Rudolph he didn't go for that.
He said "I see through your silly games.
How can you look me in the face
When only yesterday you called me names?"
Well all of the other reindeer, man
Well they sure did feel ashamed.
"Rudolph you know we're sorry,
And we're truly gonna try to change."
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 17, 2009, 08:34:53 AM
"It is Christmas every time you let God love others through you . . . yes, it is Christmas every time you smile at your brother and offer him your hand."
 Mother Teresa of Calcutta
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Post by: Hazzah on December 17, 2009, 08:55:12 AM
"Hey sis, help me find a small, snowless tree of no account to take a whiz on.....hellllooooo."

-Rifftrax Christmas Shorts-stravaganza.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
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Post by: Dr. Whopoopeepee on December 17, 2009, 06:00:32 PM
"SHITTER WAS FULL!"

- Cousin Eddie (Christmas Vacation)
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Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on December 19, 2009, 08:37:35 PM
my fav Christmas quote (well, that's not true, it's ONE of them)

"He puzzled and puzzed til his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.
'Maybe Christmas,' he thought, 'doesn't come from a store.
'Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more!"

---How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Seuss)
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Post by: Sharktopus on December 20, 2009, 12:21:43 AM
my fav Christmas quote (well, that's not true, it's ONE of them)

"He puzzled and puzzed til his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.
'Maybe Christmas,' he thought, 'doesn't come from a store.
'Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more!"

---How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Seuss)

Now everyone picture the Grinch puzzing. :scared:
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Post by: deadking13 on December 31, 2009, 12:04:08 PM
"Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks"    - Forrest Gump
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Post by: Captain Joe on December 31, 2009, 09:31:49 PM
"I can't imagine to be like you
 The pain and the suffering you put me through" - Sevendust, Bitch
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 09, 2010, 05:17:10 PM
"To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance."

-Oscar Wilde
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Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on January 11, 2010, 12:04:11 PM
"Dignity. Always dignity."

---Singin' in the Rain
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Post by: Action Batch on January 13, 2010, 02:41:16 PM
I don't think a movie has sucked so much since Deep Throat.

Kevin Murphy - A Year at the Movies
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Post by: Darth Geek on January 13, 2010, 04:46:42 PM
I don't think a movie has sucked so much since Deep Throat.

Kevin Murphy - A Year at the Movies
:clap: :clap:
Which movie was he talking about? Corky Ramano?
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Post by: Action Batch on January 13, 2010, 06:03:23 PM
I don't think a movie has sucked so much since Deep Throat.

Kevin Murphy - A Year at the Movies
:clap: :clap:
Which movie was he talking about? Corky Ramano?

That sounds about right, if memory serves.

It was the Princess Diaries.
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Post by: Captain Joe on January 14, 2010, 11:37:53 PM
 "Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet." - The Wolf, Pulp Fiction
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 17, 2010, 09:46:09 AM
"There was abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature."

Terry Bohner, A Mighty Wind
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Post by: Darth Geek on January 18, 2010, 05:05:26 PM
"That son of a bitch! Trying to help out homeless kittens! LETS GO BURN HIS FRIGGIN HOUSE DOWN!" - Linkara
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 20, 2010, 06:21:59 PM
"The Sarah Siddons Award for Distinguished Achievement is perhaps unknown to you. It has been spared the sensational and commercial publicity that attends such questionable 'honors' as the Pulitzer Prize - and those awards presented annually by that film society. This is the dining hall of the Sarah Siddons Society. The occasion is its annual banquet and presentation of the highest honor our theater knows - the Sarah Siddons Award for Distinguished Achievement...The minor awards, as you can see, have already been presented. Minor awards are for such as the writer and director since their function is merely to construct a tower so that the world can applaud a light which flashes on top of it. And no brighter light has ever dazzled the eye than Eve Harrington. Eve. But more of Eve later, all about Eve, in fact."

 - Addison DeWitt, All About Eve
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Post by: Captain Joe on January 23, 2010, 03:07:24 AM
 "He learned almost too late that... man is a feeling creature. And because of it, the greatest in the universe. And he learned too late for himself that... men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. And when men seek such perfection... they find only death, fire, loss, disillusionment... the end of everything that's gone forward. Men have always sought an end to the toil and misery. But it can't be given, it has to be achieved. There is hope... but it has to come from inside. From man himself."- Paul, MST3K: It Conquered the World
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 23, 2010, 06:33:41 PM
"It'll be nice when it's done."

-Oscar Wilde, on Canada
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Post by: deadking13 on January 27, 2010, 11:16:12 PM
"They shall have stars at elbow and foot
thought they go mad, they shall be sane
though they sink through the sea, they shall rise again
though lovers be lost, love shall not
and death shall have no dominion"
-Dylan Thomas
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Claude on January 28, 2010, 12:42:13 AM
After the conflict at Actium, and when it became essential to peace, that all power should be centered in one man, these great intellects passed away. Then too the truthfulness of history was impaired in many ways; at first, through men's ignorance of public affairs, which were now wholly strange to them, then, through their passion for flattery, or, on the other hand, their hatred of their masters. And so between the enmity of the one and the servility of the other, neither had any regard for posterity. But while we instinctively shrink from a writer's adulation, we lend a ready ear to detraction and spite, because flattery involves the shameful imputation of servility, whereas malignity wears the false appearance of honesty.
-Tacitus, The Histories
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 28, 2010, 07:16:00 AM
Don Rickles: "It takes many years to be a great comedian..."

Dean Martin: "Sure does, and you ain't reached that year yet."

Don after a laughter-filled pause: "Thanks, Jerry."
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Sharktopus on January 29, 2010, 03:17:22 PM
Don Rickles: "It takes many years to be a great comedian..."

Dean Martin: "Sure does, and you ain't reached that year yet."

Don after a laughter-filled pause: "Thanks, Jerry."

So that's how Dean Martin died. :D
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Captain Joe on January 29, 2010, 04:22:52 PM
 "Hey! You were scanning me, weren't you? You tried to make my head explode you freaked-out maniac! [Smashes lollipop over Forrester's head]"- TV's Frank, MST3K: Gunslinger
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: RoninFox on February 04, 2010, 06:29:07 PM
"They say you shouldn't blow your own horn...why not?  Who else better knows the tune?"
--Roddy Piper
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Captain Joe on February 07, 2010, 10:31:39 PM
 "Watch out for snakes!" - MST3K:Eegah!
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 10, 2010, 07:59:04 PM
"They say that when you kill a man you not only take away what he was, but all he will ever be."
- Batman, Hush
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Captain Joe on February 13, 2010, 03:33:06 AM
 "You must do what you feel is right, of course."- Obi-Wan, Star Wars
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on February 18, 2010, 11:18:06 AM
"Why is it that a handful of thugs and plunderers can commit unthinkable atrocities (and in the case of the GM executives, for scores of years) and when it's time for their gravy train to crash under the weight of their gluttony and overwhelming stupidity, the force of the full federal government has no difficulty coming to their aid within days if not hours?

I saw it written once that the definition of insanity is repeating the same process over and over and expecting the outcome to suddenly be different.  I am finally ready to stop this insanity.  Well, Mr. Big Brother IRS man, let's try something different; take my pound of flesh and sleep well.

- The guy who just crashed his plane into the building into the Austin, TX office building (that contains the local IRS)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: therul on February 18, 2010, 04:56:07 PM
And once again, this gives us a great idea of which films will be winners in the Saturn Awards later in the year. I can hear the nerking from the Cat Piss Men right now: "Fuck you! G.I. Joe was the best film of the year! You're just jealous!"  from http://nick-kaufmann.livejournal.com/570205.html
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Captain Joe on February 19, 2010, 04:26:33 PM
  "If this whole reptilian alien thing is true, it's only because they're insecure about their tiny spacecocks."- Anonymous
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 23, 2010, 06:04:31 AM
 "I hate losing. I hate running away. I don't know what else to do. They don't fear me. Not like they fear him. Where is the Batman? He's all over me when I screw up when I don't play by his rules. "My City!" he says, never let's me forget it. So why isn't he putting the fear of... Are they roasting a bat?" -The Huntress, Batman No Man's Land #0
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Captain Joe on February 24, 2010, 03:56:56 PM
 "Hey! It's Enrico Pallazzo!"- The Naked Gun
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 25, 2010, 05:09:37 PM
"And I'll just wait here... because I'm known for my patience."
- Black Mask
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Captain Joe on February 26, 2010, 09:16:14 PM
 "Captain, we are being watched."- Spock

 "Are you sure? Intuition?"- Kirk

 "No sir. We're being watched."- Spock, Star Trek: The Devil In The Dark
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: stansimpson on February 26, 2010, 11:27:47 PM
"Not everyone's name is Steve!!!" -MST3k: Night of the Blood Beast
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Captain Joe on February 26, 2010, 11:55:45 PM
 "Now that's a waste of good luggage."- Ham Tyler, V:The Final Battle
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Darth Geek on March 07, 2010, 09:28:12 PM
"So Alice goes to the Mad Hatter. Who's part of an underground resistance, and... looks like the Joker if he worked at TGIFridays." - Chester A. Bum
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Sharktopus on March 10, 2010, 04:53:49 PM
"So Alice goes to the Mad Hatter. Who's part of an underground resistance, and... looks like the Joker if he worked at TGIFridays." - Chester A. Bum

*snort*
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Captain Joe on March 14, 2010, 09:19:03 PM
 "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!"- Ralphie, A Christmas Story
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 15, 2010, 07:41:14 AM
"I find the key is to think of a day as units of time, each unit consisting of no more than thirty minutes. Full hours can be a little bit intimidating and most activities take about half an hour. Taking a bath: one unit, watching countdown: one unit, web-based research: two units, exercising: three units, having my hair carefully dishevelled: four units. It's amazing how the day fills up, and I often wonder, to be absolutely honest, if I'd ever have time for a job; how do people cram them in?"

- Will Freeman, About a Boy
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Captain Joe on March 15, 2010, 06:22:14 PM
 "See you at the party Richter!"- Hauser/Quaid, Total Recall
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 15, 2010, 07:51:15 PM
    Mojo Jojo: Very well, then. I will tell you my favourite story... ABOUT THE GREATEST CONQUEROR WHO EVER LIVED! Napoleon! He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe, then all of Russia, and finally the whole world. The end.
    Powerpuff Girls: BORING!
    Blossom: Your story's all wrong! Napoleon's 1807 seizure of Portugal and the subsequent Rebellion by the Spaniards cost France over 300,000 casualties, untold sums of money, and contributed to the eventual weakening of the Napoleonic Empire!
    Bubbles: And your analysis on the Invasion of Russia is also incorrect! Napoleon's invasion of 1812 resulted in massive casualties of his troops, due to starvation and inclement conditions, and ended in a disastrous retreat from Moscow with his army defeated!
    Buttercup: Yeah, dummy! And when he returned to France, the Allied Nations of Europe united against him, which led to his eventual defeat at the Battle of Waterloo on June 18, 1815, whereafter he was exiled to the island of St. Helena, where he died a miserable death from stomach cancer on May 5, 1821, stupid!

- Powerpuff Girls, "Child Fearing"
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: LordZordec on March 16, 2010, 05:45:52 PM
Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 17, 2010, 07:53:23 AM
Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins committed in previous lives. The English reading public explains the reason why.

-James Joyce
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Tripe on March 17, 2010, 07:55:17 AM
"The time had come for him to set out on his journey westward. Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ireland. It was falling on every part of the dark central plain, on the treeless hills, falling softly upon the Bog of Allen and, farther westward, softly falling into the dark mutinous Shannon waves. It was falling, too, upon every part of the lonely churchyard on the hill where Michael Furey lay buried. It lay thickly drifted on the crooked crosses and headstones, on the spears of the little gate, on the barren thorns. His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead." - James Joyce

Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Sharktopus on March 17, 2010, 08:32:20 AM
I got laid on James Joyce's grave
I was hopin' his genius would rub off on me
I got laid on James Joyce's grave
I've never been the same, Lord have mercy on me
I got laid on James Joyce's grave
James Joyce, James Joyce
I was only tryin' t' find my voice
*hot horn solo*
*extended tinwhistle solo*

- Black 47
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Sharktopus on March 17, 2010, 08:40:11 AM
    Last night as I lay dreaming of pleasant days gone by,
    Me mind bein bent on rambling to Ireland I did fly,
    I stepped on board a vision and followed with the will,
    When next I came to anchor at the cross near Spancil Hill.

    Delighted by the novelty, enchanted by the scene
    Where in my early boyhood so often I had been
    I thought I heard a murmur and I think I hear it still,
    It's that little stream of water that flows down Spancil Hill.

    Being on the twenty-third of June, the day before the fair,
    When Ireland's sons and daughters in crowds assembled there
    The young, the old, the brave and the bold, their duty to fulfill,
    At the parish church of Clooney, a mile from Spancil Hill.

    I went to see my neighbours, to hear what they might say,
    The old ones were all dead and gone, and the young ones turning grey
    I met the tailor Quigley, he's as bold as ever still,
    Sure he used to make my britches when I lived in Spancil Hill.

    I paid a flying visit to my first and only love,
    She's as fair as any lily and gentle as a dove
    She threw her arms around me, saying "Johnny, I love you still"
    Ah she's Nell, the farmer's daughter, the pride of Spancil Hill

    I dreamt I held and kissed her as in the days of yore
    She said "Johnny you're only joking, as many's the time before"
    The cock he crew in the morning, he crew both loud and shrill,
    I awoke in California, many miles from Spancil Hill.

- Traditional
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Tripe on March 17, 2010, 10:15:40 AM
Have you heard of Phil the fluter
From the town of Ballymuck
The times was going hard for him
In fact the man was broke
So he sent an invitation
To his neighbours one and all
As how he'd like their company
That evening at a ball

And when writing out
He was careful to suggest to them
That if they found a hat of his
Convenient to the door
The more they put in
Whenever he requested them
The better would the music be
For battering the floor

With a toot on the flute
And a twiddle on the fiddle-oh
Hopping in the middle
Like a herrin' on the griddle-oh
Up, down, hands around
And crossing to the wall
Sure hadn't we the gaiety
At Phil the Fluter's ball

There was Mister Denis Doherty
Who kept a running dog
There was little crooked Paddy
From the Tiraloughett bog
There was boys from every barony
And girls from every art
And the beautiful Miss Bradys'
In their private ass and cart

Along with them
Came bouncing Mrs Cafferty
Little Mickey Mulligan
Was also to the fore
Rose, Suzanne and Margaret O'Rafferty
The flower of Ard Na Gullion
And the pride of Petravore

With a toot on the flute
And a twiddle on the fiddle-oh
Hopping in the middle
Like a herrin' on the griddle-oh
Up, down, hands around
And crossing to the wall
Sure hadn't we the gaiety
At Phil the Fluter's ball

First little Mickey Mulligan
Got up to show them how
And then the widow Cafferty
Steps out and takes her bow
I'll dance you off your legs, says she
As sure as you were born
If you'll only make the piper play
"The Hare was in the Corn"

So Phil plays up
To the best of his ability
The ladies and the gentlemen
Begin to do their share
Faith, then Mick
It's you that has agility
Begob an' Mrs Cafferty
You're leppin' like a hare

With a toot on the flute
And a twiddle on the fiddle-oh
Hopping in the middle
Like a herrin' on the griddle-oh
Up, down, hands around
And crossing to the wall
Sure hadn't we the gaiety
At Phil the Fluter's ball

Then Phil the fluter tipped a wink
To little crooked Pat
I think it's nearly time, says he
For passing round the hat
So Paddy passed the caipn round
And looking very cute
Said, you have to pay the piper
When he tootles on the flute

Then all joined in
With the greatest joviality
Coverin' the buckle
And the shuffle and the cut
Jigs were danced
Of the very finest quality
But the widow bate the company
At handlin' the foot

With a toot on the flute
And a twiddle on the fiddle-oh
Hopping in the middle
Like a herrin' on the griddle-oh
Up, down, hands around
And crossing to the wall
Sure hadn't we the gaiety
At Phil the Fluter's ball

- Percy French
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Darth Geek on March 17, 2010, 06:51:08 PM
"Sure." - Bill Murray, Ed Wood
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 17, 2010, 08:04:36 PM
At age 20 mind, at age 30 life, at age 40 a wife. Otherwise no mind, no life, no wife.

- Greek proverb.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Sharktopus on April 03, 2010, 11:17:19 PM
"The new Clash of the Titans hits theaters this weekend in 3D not because the filmmakers wanted it that way, but because Warner Bros. could charge more for it. Which is just plain wrong."

- Marc Bernardin, io9.com
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Dr. Whopoopeepee on April 04, 2010, 12:38:19 PM
"My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks."

 - Woody Allen, Annie Hall
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on April 05, 2010, 01:36:01 PM
LUCY: "Want to make a little wager?"
FRED: "How about $10?"
ETHEL: "What's wrong with $20?"
RICKY: "What' wrong with $30?"
LUCY: "What's wrong with $50?"
FRED: "What was wrong with $10?!"
---I Love Lucy
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 09, 2010, 01:46:57 PM
I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes. Though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

-Richard Pryor
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Dr. Whopoopeepee on April 09, 2010, 07:48:10 PM
"A smile is the shortest distance between two people."

 - Flavor Flav
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Sharktopus on April 09, 2010, 09:27:23 PM
"A smile is the shortest distance between two people."

 - Flavor Flav

I'm almost certain somebody else famously said that before Flav. I just can't remember who.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Dr. Whopoopeepee on April 10, 2010, 10:04:55 AM
"A smile is the shortest distance between two people."

 - Flavor Flav

I'm almost certain somebody else famously said that before Flav. I just can't remember who.

You're right, it was Victor Borge.  As far as I know, Flav never said that!
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 12, 2010, 07:17:07 AM
The surest, as the shortest way, to make yourself beloved and honored, is to be, indeed, the very man you wish to appear.

-Socrates (though it is quite possible that MC Skat Cat said this)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on April 12, 2010, 08:11:13 PM
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!"

~ Brick Tamland
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 14, 2010, 07:13:23 AM
Movies bore me, especially my own.

-Robert Mitchum (Wow, I am totally sympatico with Robert Mitchum)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: TeamRAD on May 18, 2010, 11:22:09 PM

"It wasn't the New World that mattered, Columbus died almost without seeing it; and not really knowing what he had discovered. It's life that matters, nothing but life, the process of discovering, the everlasting and perpetual process, not the discovery itself, at all."

- Dostoevsky, The Idiot

Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 20, 2010, 10:46:35 AM
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
- Charles M. Schulz.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on May 20, 2010, 11:56:42 AM
"Give 'em time, kid; they'll catch on. You know your folks'll get used to you, and you'll get used to them. Then everything'll settle down nicely. Unless we have another war. Then none of us have to worry because we'll all be blown to bits the first day. So cheer up, huh?"

---The Best Years Of Our Lives
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Action Batch on May 21, 2010, 05:21:09 AM
Believe me, I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience.

James Earl Jones (Coming to America)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 22, 2010, 09:19:46 AM
The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife, but no one will know where it's being held.

-Woody Allen
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: WeatherServo9 on June 01, 2010, 08:26:35 PM
I am being chewed to pieces by everything, and if I were a smooth gentleman I would not admit this - but I eat hash, hate policeman, baseball, squaredances, nuns, factories, goatees, barbers and old women who want respect only because they are old women.

Charles Bukowski, from a letter in 1965
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 02, 2010, 07:45:03 PM
You can get much further with a kind word and a gun then you can with a kind word alone.
- Al Capone
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on June 04, 2010, 01:59:00 PM
Oh hai, Mark.

~ Tommy Wiseau
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 06, 2010, 01:08:47 PM
"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! "
- Homer Simpson
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Darth Geek on June 06, 2010, 04:14:28 PM
"Play with it, buddy. Don't talk to it." - Innerspace
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 08, 2010, 06:11:47 AM
You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear.
-Sherlock Holmes
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Darth Geek on June 08, 2010, 07:03:55 AM
"Space Mountain is my penis." - Spoony
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 09, 2010, 07:33:13 PM
    Cotton: It appears that Average Joe's is forfeiting the final match.
    Pepper: That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

- Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Darth Geek on June 10, 2010, 06:33:04 PM
"This is why I prefer robots to cloning. Clones are crap. It's like filling a form in triplicate but only getting to keep the pink copy." - Dr. Insano
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 13, 2010, 06:57:10 PM
"Hey! Do I hit your kids? Oh, actually, I do..."

- The Joker
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: WeatherServo9 on June 25, 2010, 01:53:24 AM
"Nasty things! Their flesh is too much like the flesh of men, and their perfume has the rotten sweetness of corruption."

-A line about orchids from the movie The Big Sleep.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 25, 2010, 12:40:50 PM
Ah, Maggie, in the world of advertising, there's no such thing as a lie. There's only the expedient exaggeration. You ought to know that.

Roger Thornhill, North by Northwest
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: LordZordec on July 16, 2010, 07:35:10 PM
Replace the bumper, patch up the rust spots, bang out the dents, and do a new paint job...your looking at about $850 plus labor.

What?  I did what the thread said...  ???
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Darth Geek on July 16, 2010, 07:43:47 PM
"I want me. Yes. I'm mine! All mine! Ha ha ha ha!" - Crow
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Dr. Whopoopeepee on July 19, 2010, 10:25:06 AM
Replace the bumper, patch up the rust spots, bang out the dents, and do a new paint job...your looking at about $850 plus labor.

What?  I did what the thread said...  ???

:rimshot:
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on July 20, 2010, 12:58:32 PM
"Pixar is the first studio that is a movie star."

-Roger Ebert
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Darth Geek on September 24, 2010, 07:20:38 AM
THE FUCK YOU LOOKIN' AT?! I'M BUILDING A BIRDHOUSE! - Vic
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Darth Geek on September 26, 2010, 12:28:04 PM
"Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives." - Socrates
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: goflyblind on September 26, 2010, 01:36:14 PM
"if you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day." john wheeler

"the unreasonable efficiency of mathematics in science is a gift we neither understand nor deserve." eugene wigner
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 01, 2010, 07:30:13 PM
Krusty: Hey hey! We got more jazz superstars on the way, folks! Gooey Martin, Willie Mims, Dropjaws Turner, Sketch Friendly, Tootsie Childs, Sammy Biltmore, No-Talent Jones, Anwar Bernitez, Bossy Marmalade, Bad-Check Mazursky, Ray-Ray Takamura, Shakey Premise, Boopsie Crouton, Richard Sakai, The Premarital Sextet, C.S.I. Miami, D.W. Jitters, The Chubb Group, Canteloupe St. Pierre and many many more funny names.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Darth Geek on October 11, 2010, 11:49:02 AM
"Ten minutes ago you beat a man senseless." - Dilbert
"He was senseless before i beat him." - Alice
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: FordPrefect on October 11, 2010, 11:58:24 AM
"The Acorn Dry Cleaners won't last forever, just let nature take it's course." - Dogbert
"Nature? How long will that take?" - Dilbert
"Not long.....I'm part of nature." - Dogbert
Title: Re: Quote Dilbert!
Post by: spaceforarent on October 11, 2010, 12:06:50 PM
"I'll bet you $20 it doesn't feel good to give" - Dogbert
"You are on my cynical friend"- Dilbert
"Ok, to settle the question give me $40 and tell me if it feels good" -Dogbert
"That wouldn't feel good" -Dilbert
"Ok, then give me $20 because you lost the bet" -Dogbert
"Did I just make a bet that would cost me $20 whether I won or lost" -Dilbert
"Yes, but you also got to help someone more fortunate than yourself" -Dogbert
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: FordPrefect on October 11, 2010, 12:19:59 PM
"Now this isn't easy for either of us.....but I have to ask you to take your huge executive severance package and go find a higher paying job at another company." - an anonymous boss in the Dilbert universe who is firing a marketing executive
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Darth Geek on October 11, 2010, 01:15:46 PM
 :D Good to see I'm not the only one watching this series.

"You think I'm mad. Don't you, Dilbert?" - Pointyhaired Boss
"No." - Dilbert
"You think I'm stupid."
"No."
"Lazy."
"No."
"Fat."
"No."
"Well I wish I married you instead of that hag in my house."
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: FordPrefect on October 12, 2010, 01:16:29 AM
"What are you doing?" - Dilbert
"I'm posting false information on the Web." - Dogbert
"Why?" - Dilbert
"It's fun. Someone picks up a strand of false information, spreads it around, and before you know it a panic is created. Then you just sit back and watch the chaos." - Dogbert
"And figure out a way to exploit it, no doubt." - Dilbert
"You say that as if it's a bad thing." - Dogbert
"I don't think that is what the World Wide Web was created for." - Dilbert
"Ah. That's where you're wrong. Do you have any idea how difficult it was to spread rumors before? Mailings, cold calling. Sometimes I had to go door-to-door. It was a real pain. Thanks to the new technology, my productivity has increased. Just in the last couple of years I've been able to create fear about cell phones, power lines, and organ theft rings." - Dogbert
"You must be very proud." - Dilbert
"It's fulfilling." - Dogbert

"Well the last thing I want to do right now is sit in front of a computer screen. My neck is all stiff and I'm blurry-eyed from sitting all day in my cubicle staring at one." - Dilbert
"Hmm, you don't say." - Dogbert
"What are you doing now? - Dilbert
"Do you ever feel anxious, tired or depressed in your cubicle?" - Dogbert
"I've never felt any other way." - Dilbert
"Cha-ching. Symptoms include blurred vision, muscle joint pain, anxiety, fatigue, depression. The conclusion is inescapable." - Dogbert
"Symptoms of what? What conclusion?" - Dilbert
"An epidemic of chronic cubicle syndrome." - Dogbert 
"Did you say 'chronic cubicle syndrome'?" - Dilbert
"Hearing loss..." - Dogbert
"You just made that up." - Dilbert
"Correction: I have discovered a heretofore undiagnosed condition." - Dogbert

"There is no such thing as chronic cubicle syndrome." - Dilbert
"Initially, victims exhibit denial." - Dogbert
"But you have no proof." - Dilbert
"Oh I have something much better than proof. Anecdotal evidence." - Dogbert
"Who do you think would be dumb enough to believe anecdotal evidence?" - Dilbert
"Oh, I've narrowed my target market to...people." - Dogbert
"I have news for you. We people are smarter than we look." - Dilbert
"How hard would that be really?" - Dogbert
"Personally, I require scientific evidence before I believe anything." - Dilbert
"No, you don't." - Dogbert
"Yes, I do." - Dilbert
"No, you only think you do. But in fact you rely on media reports that scientific evidence exists. You don't actually see the evidence yourself." - Dogbert
"I don't have time to read all the scientific studies myself." - Dilbert
"Oh, so you're not gullible, you're just busy." - Dogbert
"That's right." - Dilbert
"So when I tell people they have chronic cubicle syndrome, they won't be gullible, they'll be busy, just like you." - Dogbert

"You're being ridiculous." - Dilbert 
"Other symptoms include poor perception..." - Dogbert
"I do not have poor perception." - Dilbert 
"Irritability..." - Dogbert
"Stop that! Stop it right now!" - Dilbert
"Bouts of irrational shouting..." - Dogbert
"Are you trying to make me crazy?" - Dilbert
"Paranoia." - Dogbert
"Now what?" - Dilbert 
"Now my ghostwriter will put the finishing touches on the book." - Dogbert
"You've been writing a book while we've been talking?" - Dilbert
"I know how that sounds, and you'd be right." - Dogbert

(Dogbert calls for Ratbert. Ratbert enters.)
"How may I be of service to you higher life-forms?" - Ratbert
"You can't publish a book about an unproven medical condition." - Dilbert
"Apparently, you haven't been to the book store lately. Proofread, publish, distribute." - Dogbert
"Roger. We're very fortunate to live in the time of Dogbert." -  Ratbert
"This isn't happening." - Dilbert 
"Add delusions to the symptoms list." - Dogbert
"You got it." - Ratbert 

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Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 14, 2010, 04:00:12 PM
Freedom of Choice is what you got.
Freedom of Choice is what you want.

- Devo
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 17, 2010, 06:38:26 AM
Tangina: I'd give my strongest feeling. The point of origin is in the child's closet upstairs.
Diane: Yes, I believe that too.
Tangina: Honey, are you gonna be strong for me and for your daughter? I can do absolutely nothing without your faith in this world and your love for the children.
Diane: I will, believe me I will.
Tangina: And will you do anything I ask, even if it comes contrary to your beliefs as a human being and a Christian?
Diane: Yes, I promise, please.
Tangina: There is no death. It is only a transition to a different sphere of consciousness. Carol Anne is not like those she's with. She's a living presence in their spiritual, earth-bound plane. They're attracted to the one thing about her that's different from themselves. Her life-force - it is very strong. It gives off its own illumination. It is a light that implies life and memory of love and home and earthly pleasures, something they desperately desire but can't have anymore. Right now, she's the closest thing to that, and that is a terrible distraction from the real light that has finally come for them. Do you understand me? These souls who for whatever reason are not at rest are also not aware that they have passed on. They're not part of consciousness as we know it. They're in a perpetual dream state, a nightmare from which they cannot wake. Inside this spectral light is salvation - a window to the next plane. They must pass through this membrane with friends who are waiting to guide them to new destinies. Carol Anne must help them cross over, and she will only hear her mother's voice. Now, hold onto your selves. There's one more thing - a terrible presence is in there with her. So much rage, so much betrayal. I've never sensed anything like it. I don't know what hovers over this house, but it was strong enough to punch a hole into this world and take your daughter away from you. It keeps Carol Anne very close to it and away from the spectral light. It lies to her. It says things only a child can understand. He's been using her to restrain the others. To her, it simply is another child. To us, it is the Beast. Now let's go get your daughter.

- Poltergeist
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Post by: UncleDes on October 17, 2010, 06:50:16 AM
'Tis better to have loved and lost than spent your whole life wanking.

Not the Nine O'clock News - Calendar 1983
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 18, 2010, 05:44:40 PM
    Ripley: Ash, can you hear me? Ash?
    Ash: Yes, I can hear you.
    Ripley: What was your special order?
    Ash: You read it. I thought it was clear.
    Ripley: What was it?
    Ash: Bring back life form. Priority One. All other priorities rescinded.
    Parker: The damn company. What about our lives, you son of a bitch?!
    Ash: I repeat, all other priorities are rescinded.
    Ripley: How do we kill it, Ash? There got to be a way of killing it. How how do we do it?
    Ash: You can't.
    Parker: That's bullshit.
    Ash: You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.
    Lambert: You admire it.
    Ash: I admire its purity. A survivor unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
    Parker: Look, I am, I've heard enough of this, and I'm asking you to pull the plug.
    Ash: Last words.
    Ripley: What?
    Ash: I can't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies.

- Alien
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 07, 2011, 06:07:17 PM
"Cake will always be superior to pie for one very simple reason: FROSTING!  FROSTING TRUMPS ALL!"

- Paul F Tompkins
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Post by: Starman! on April 07, 2011, 06:31:40 PM
"Cake will always be superior to pie for one very simple reason: FROSTING!  FROSTING TRUMPS ALL!"

- Paul F Tompkins

Amen!
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 09, 2011, 04:17:11 PM
    Sternwood: [about talking to Carmen about her debts] If I did, she'd just suck her thumb and look coy.
    Marlowe: I met her in the hall and she did that to me. Then she tried to sit in my lap while I was standing up.

- The Big Sleep
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Post by: Darth Geek on April 16, 2011, 07:03:36 PM
"Oh, goodness. Look at my wrist. I gotta go." - Dr. Horrible
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 18, 2011, 06:48:27 PM
 "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

- George Bernard Shaw

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Post by: Invader_quirk on April 18, 2011, 08:49:44 PM
Some dude hitting golf balls on the moon, bathroom in his pants, and he thinks he's better than me.

-They Might Be Giants
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 19, 2011, 03:13:57 PM
    mile: Wait a minute... you read?
    Rmy: Well... not excessively.
    mile: Aw, man! Does Dad know?
    Rmy: You could fill a book a lot of books with things Dad doesn't know. And they have, which is why I read.

- Ratatouille
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Post by: Invader_quirk on April 19, 2011, 08:53:47 PM
"A freak with money ain't hardly a freak at all."
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 26, 2011, 07:55:08 PM
    Ringo: I don't snore!
    George: You do, repeatedly!
    Ringo: Do I snore, John?
    John: Yeah, you're a window rattler, son.
    Ringo: That's just your opinion. Do I snore, Paul?
    Paul: With a trombone hooter like yours, it would be unnatural if you didn't.
    Grandfather: Now, Paulie... don't mock the afflicted.
    Paul: Ah, come off it, it's only a joke!
    Grandfather: Aye, it may be a joke to you, but it's his nose. He can't help having a hideous great hooter! And his poor little head, trembling under the weight of it!

- A Hard Day's Night
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Post by: LucasM on April 28, 2011, 06:49:52 PM
Cute bunnies
precious, fluffy bunnies
see them frolic in the heather
Hear them gargle with kerosene
spewing trails of fiery mass destruction
watch as they herd the oppressed into camps
exploiting them for inexpensive labor
View them sinking their bunny teeth
into the hearts of orphans
Children's blood and tears being ample reward
for the mindless violence
of these so-called long-eared symbols of Easter.
That's "what's up," doc.
DG
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Post by: Darth Geek on April 28, 2011, 07:36:54 PM
Cute bunnies
precious, fluffy bunnies
see them frolic in the heather
Hear them gargle with kerosene
spewing trails of fiery mass destruction
watch as they herd the oppressed into camps
exploiting them for inexpensive labor
View them sinking their bunny teeth
into the hearts of orphans
Children's blood and tears being ample reward
for the mindless violence
of these so-called long-eared symbols of Easter.
That's "what's up," doc.
DG
Uh...I don't remember saying that...
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Post by: LucasM on April 28, 2011, 07:46:26 PM
Cute bunnies
...
That's "what's up," doc.
DG
Uh...I don't remember saying that...
;D  Different 'DG'.
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Post by: Rainbow Dash on April 28, 2011, 10:25:52 PM
Quote
Special effects are just a tool: a means of telling a story. People have a tendency to confuse them as an ends unto themselves. A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing.
- George Lucas (1983)
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Post by: LucasM on April 29, 2011, 02:27:10 AM
Quote
Special effects are just a tool: a means of telling a story. People have a tendency to confuse them as an ends unto themselves. A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing.
- George Lucas (1983)

(http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq49/LucasM06/irony.gif)
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Post by: Lemming Howard on April 29, 2011, 05:56:06 AM
"If you want to know what God thinks about money just look at the people He gives it to. "
Alexander Pope
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 03, 2011, 07:25:14 AM
    Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, I am a professional and I would like to do my job.
    Ron Burgundy: Big deal! I am very professional!
    Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.
    Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I'm a man! I am an anchorman!
    Veronica Corningstone: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke!
    Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel, and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn! That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

-Anchorman
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Post by: Scribblesense on May 09, 2011, 02:27:52 PM
"Let me just say that no video gamer now living will survive long enough to experience the medium as an art form."
-Roger Ebert, 2010

"Oh yeah?"
- National Endowment for the Arts, 2011: http://gaming.icrontic.com/article/nea-video-games-are-an-art-form/

(Perhaps I shouldn't pick on the guy as I realize he now regrets ever opening the dialogue in the first place, but here's hoping he decides to take a second or third look, or at least not bring up the dialogue again anytime soon)
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 11, 2011, 10:48:18 AM
    "Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who MOCKS him and LAUGHS at him as he's repeatedly CRUSHED and MAIMED! Hope you ENJOY IT!!!"

-George Newman, UHF
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Post by: Darth Geek on May 11, 2011, 12:06:39 PM
    "Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who MOCKS him and LAUGHS at him as he's repeatedly CRUSHED and MAIMED! Hope you ENJOY IT!!!"

-George Newman, UHF

:D :D
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 11, 2011, 08:06:49 PM
I'm struck by how laughter connects you with people. It's almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of social hierarchy when you're just howling with laughter. Laughter is a force for democracy.

- John Cleese
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Post by: LucasM on May 12, 2011, 06:08:44 PM
Church ladies with typewriters: these sentences appeared in church bulletins, or were announced in church services.


The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

The peace making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours"
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Post by: Scribblesense on May 13, 2011, 10:52:53 AM
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Brings back memories of every encounter I had with a Boy Scout as a child. Bunch of patch-wearing jerks.
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 14, 2011, 02:04:47 PM
"Boys from the city. Not yet caught by the whirlwind of Progress. Feed soda pop to the thirsty pigs."

- The Beast of Yucca Flats
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Post by: Doctor Who? on May 15, 2011, 05:53:21 AM
1. The Anthony Blunt excuse:
There is a perfectly satisfactory explanation for everything but security prevents its disclosure.
2. The Comprehensive Schools excuse:
It's only gone wrong because of heavy cuts in staff and budget which have stretched supervisory resources beyond their limit.
3. The Concorde excuse:
It was a worthwhile experiment now abandoned, but not before it provided much valuable data and considerable employment.
4. The Munich Agreement excuse:
It occured before certain important facts were known, and cannot happen again. (The important facts in question were that Hitler wanted to conquer Europe. This was actually known; but not to the Foreign Office, of course.)
5. The Charge of the Light Brigade excuse:
It was an unfortunate lapse by an individual which has now been dealt with under internal disciplinary procedures."

-Yes Minister.


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Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 17, 2011, 06:43:31 PM
Every man is made a fool through his own wisdom

- Desiderius Erasmus

(For some reason I think of Michael Bluth when I hear this)
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Post by: Darth Geek on August 13, 2011, 10:28:17 AM
Spoony is so awesome.

On describing the Final Destination movies:
Quote
If you made a movie in a world where God was you playing The Sims.

Quote
This is an Itchy and Scratchy reutine.
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Post by: Doctor Who? on August 13, 2011, 12:58:05 PM
Quote
I want you to tell your men to run away. Those words, "run away," I want you to be famous for those exact words. I want people to call you Colonel Runaway. I want children laughing outside your door because they found the house of Colonel Runaway. And when people come to you and ask if trying to get to me through the people I love... is in any way a good idea? I want you to tell them your name.
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 14, 2011, 02:15:37 PM
"Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk."

- Tom Waits
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on August 14, 2011, 02:59:21 PM
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed through a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, life is only a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather. "

- Bill Hicks
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 15, 2011, 06:40:00 AM
"I've been working with Bill Shatner yea these 40-plus years. He never seems to get it right. I gave him, "It's Takei, as in way." I even said, "as in gay"... I told him, "It's Takei, rhymes with toupee." I thought that would do it. "

-George Takei
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Post by: Darth Geek on August 15, 2011, 07:27:05 AM
"I've been working with Bill Shatner yea these 40-plus years. He never seems to get it right. I gave him, "It's Takei, as in way." I even said, "as in gay"... I told him, "It's Takei, rhymes with toupee." I thought that would do it. "

-George Takei
:D :D
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 15, 2011, 05:50:59 PM
Dixie: Hey, what about your boyfriend? What was his name?
Roxanne Kowalski: Richard.
Dixie: When's he coming?
Roxanne Kowalski: He's not. He's not coming.
Dixie: What happened?
Roxanne Kowalski: We just ran out of gas. I guess I mistook sex for love.
Sandy: Oh, I did that once. It was great.

- Roxanne
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Post by: shodan on August 21, 2011, 05:41:20 PM
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense?

What year did Jesus think it was?

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

 Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 23, 2011, 10:20:25 AM
In school they told me "Practice makes perfect." And then they told me "Nobody's perfect," so then I stopped practicing.
- Steven Wright
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on August 23, 2011, 10:29:05 AM
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
W. C. Fields
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 27, 2011, 02:46:21 PM
"Doubt grows with knowledge."
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Sprüche in Prosa (Proverbs in Prose, 1819)
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Post by: stansimpson on September 05, 2011, 08:06:59 PM
"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shields will be quite operational when your friends arrive."

-some old dude
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Post by: shodan on September 05, 2011, 08:20:20 PM
i am at two with nature-WA
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 09, 2011, 08:44:42 AM
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are giving you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimonies of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places, my friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts about grave robbers from outer space?"

- Criswell!
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on September 09, 2011, 09:03:05 AM
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are giving you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimonies of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places, my friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts about grave robbers from outer space?"

- Criswell!

"Hey Cris!"
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Post by: shodan on September 09, 2011, 09:42:28 AM
I was driving to the store yesterday when I suddenly realized I had forgotten the Alamo
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 11, 2011, 01:35:57 PM
Hey hey! We got more jazz superstars on the way, folks! Gooey Martin, Willie Mims, Dropjaws Turner, Sketch Friendly, Tootsie Childs, Sammy Biltmore, No-Talent Jones, Anwar Bernitez, Bossy Marmalade, Bad-Check Mazursky, Ray-Ray Takamura, Shakey Premise, Boopsie Crouton, Richard Sakai, The Premarital Sextet, C.S.I. Miami, D.W. Jitters, The Chubb Group, Canteloupe St. Pierre and many many more funny names.

- Krusty the Klown
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 17, 2011, 06:26:21 PM
Ok what episode was that jonny?
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Post by: shodan on September 17, 2011, 06:32:20 PM
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 19, 2011, 04:58:35 PM
Ok what episode was that jonny?

Jazzy and the Pussycats.  It's the one in which Bart becomes a jazz drummer and Lisa tries to get over her jealousy by collecting stray animals.  And for some reason they brought back Tootsie Childs a couple times.
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Post by: Russell on September 20, 2011, 07:09:57 PM
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!
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Post by: Darth Geek on September 20, 2011, 07:34:32 PM
"I have not yet begun to fight."
"Now would be agreat time to start!"
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Post by: shodan on September 20, 2011, 08:06:07 PM
stand tall and rock the heavens
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 21, 2011, 11:12:25 AM
Say what you have to say and the first time you come to a sentence with a grammatical ending--sit down.
- Winston Churchill
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Post by: shodan on September 21, 2011, 12:09:19 PM
death is more universal than life; everybody dies but not everybody lives
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Post by: Russell on September 21, 2011, 05:48:47 PM
death is more universal than life; everybody dies but not everybody lives
Are you afraid to die, Spartacus?
No more than I was to be born
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 23, 2011, 08:41:45 AM
"As long as there will remain two men on Earth, Jealousy will reign"

Breton proverb
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Post by: shodan on September 23, 2011, 12:05:36 PM
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Post by: Russell on September 23, 2011, 12:16:16 PM
I came by invitation to General Chelsea mayhem
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on September 24, 2011, 02:31:55 PM
"This is a pretty mellow top-secret operation. Nobody's gettin' uptight. Everything's cool. No baggage or hang-ups. I'm just gonna hang in there, baby, you bet your sweet bippy. I'll do my thing, they'll do theirs. Just gotta keep mellow. That's what bein' Ben Murphy is all about.

And I'm Ben Murphy."

-BEN MURPHY
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Post by: shodan on September 24, 2011, 04:37:52 PM
watch out for snakes
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Post by: UncleDes on September 25, 2011, 11:35:53 AM
"There are no more witches since we stopped burning them" - Voltaire
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on September 25, 2011, 11:54:52 AM
"It seems...chilly in here, could you turn down your guy?" - Vultare
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 25, 2011, 06:39:33 PM
Kirk: You're letting me go?
Cracker Co. Foreman: Kirk, crackers are a family food - happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.
Kirk: So that's it, after twenty years, "So long, good luck?"
Cracker Co. Foreman: I don't recall saying, "Good luck."

Simpsons, "A Milhouse Divided"
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Post by: shodan on September 25, 2011, 07:53:39 PM
if i go down, IM TAKING YOU WITH ME!!!-andross
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 27, 2011, 04:35:21 PM
Phil: You wanna throw up here, or you wanna throw up in the car?
Ralph: I think... both.

- Groundhog Day
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Post by: shodan on September 27, 2011, 07:38:20 PM
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
Therefore, if you have the capacity to suffer or rejoice with the generation that had been... to hate with them... to love with them... to be transported to admire, to despise, to curse as they have done - in a word: to live among them with your whole heart and not alone with your cold, reflecting judgement...
... then follow me. I will lead you down into the well. My hand is weak and my sketch humble, but your heart will guide you better than I.
Upon that I rely... and begin
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 28, 2011, 12:06:46 PM
He who is not satisfied with a little, is satisfied with nothing.

-Epicurus
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Post by: Darth Geek on September 28, 2011, 12:41:29 PM
"I'm experiencing a sensation altogether new to me. And I LOVE IT!" - Squat Crimson Pig
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 29, 2011, 07:07:24 AM
"The real tragedy of England as I see it, is the tragedy of ugliness. The country is so lovely: the man-made England is so vile."
- D.H. Lawrence, Nottingham and the Mining Countryside, 1936.
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Post by: stansimpson on September 30, 2011, 07:22:35 PM
"Show yourself!  Otherwise, we're gonna kill some diffrum!"
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on September 30, 2011, 10:04:01 PM
heh prince of space
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Post by: shodan on October 01, 2011, 02:44:54 AM
"Every person makes choices as to how they will live," Richard began.
"Evil does not exist independent of man. Men do evil by choice. Choice involves the requirement to think, even if ineffectually. The most basic choice you can make is to think or not to think, to let others do the thinking and tell you what to do, even if they tell you to do evil.
"Wise choices require more, they require rational thinking. Refusal to think rationally affords one the ability to maintain the illusion of knowledge, wisdom, even sanctity while committing evil. If you follow the teaching of others who do your thinking for you and who have you do evil, the innocent victims are harmed just the same as if you choose to harm them yourself.
"Dead is dead. Their life is over.
"Teachings that defy reason defy reality; what defies reality defies life. Defying life is embracing death.
"Celebrating faith over reason is merely a way of denying what is, in favor of embracing any whim that strikes your fancy.
"The followers.... have decided how they wish to live their lives. If it stopped there, none of us who value our individual liberty would care how they choose to live, but they have made the choice- made a conscious choice-that they will not allow others to live their own lives as they wish.
"It is that choice, made of their own free will, which we cannot abide. We will not allow them to impose their evil choice on us.
Your children, witness to the senseless cruelty of your willfully ignorant beliefs, will in time hopefully change your world for the better, will make their own adult lives worthwhile and joyful. But that will be entirely up to them. They will have to choose for themselves to use reason rather than force to deal with each other. Like anyone else, they will have to make choices as to how they will live their only life.
"This world will be ours.
"This will be a world without the teachings of the Imperial Order. Without those who wish to use force to impose those beliefs on us. Without those who would murder us for wanting to choose how to live our own lives.
"This world will be a world with all the imperfections and uncertainty of life, with all the consequences of poor choices, with all the hardships and failures that life presents, but it will be a world in which we have a chance to make what we will of our lives, a world in which our lives are our own and our achievements are our own, a world in which man can learn, create, accomplish, and keep the products of his mind and labors. This will be a world of liberty, a world in which people have the right to live their life as they wish, to believe as they wish, as long as they follow reasoned laws and do not use force to impose their will on others.
"Not everyone in this world will succeed, or be happy, or even understand how to make a moral life for themselves. For now, though, for those of us who are living, it will be a world without the followers of the Order.
"This is a world of life. Life is what we make of it. We may fail. But for the time being, we will have the freedom to succeed or to fail. How we honor that freedom will be up to each of us.
"Perhaps our children will throw all this away, wanting to sink back into the misery of faith, of wishing, of force, but that, too, will be the world they create anew for themselves. That will be their choice, their life. They, too, will have to suffer the consequences if they fail to mind the lessons learned through our struggle. That is their responsibility to themselves, to their own lives.
"But for now, for those of us actually alive, those of us who exist now, this will be a world where reason is free to allow us to live our lives, lives without the beliefs of the Order to blight us.
"Despite the harm those in that distant world have inflicted on us, I will not kill them. I don't need to kill them. My responsibility to myself and those I love is to remove the threat so that we may live. I have done that.
"Our revenge will be to live lives filled with love, laughter, and joy.
"We will turn our attention and precious lives to the meaningful matters of life, to those we love and care about, to our future.



"Movements like the Order, which only degrades and destroys the lives of its believers, needs an enemy to divert attention from the profound misery it produces. A great demon gives them an excuse for their misery. Such an enemy, as we have been, is the glue that binds their flailing suffering together. Without the excuse of a powerful evil enemy to blame, their ideas, even if they burn out of control for a thousand years, eventually collapse in on themselves. Simple tyranny usually rises up from those ashes to spring back to smoldering flame over and over throughout history in endless cycles of blaming people in the past.

(been thinking alot about the state of the world today so when i read this, i figured i had to share it. sorry if its a really long quote)
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on October 01, 2011, 12:37:49 PM
"This next song, I wrote after I killed a drifter to get an erection."

-Neil Diamond
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on October 01, 2011, 10:36:17 PM
After seeing shodans post, i thought thats a great idea.  Ill quote Something large

so

Call me Ishmael
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Post by: Darth Geek on October 02, 2011, 07:15:17 AM
After seeing shodans post, i thought thats a great idea.  Ill quote Something large

so

Call me Ishmael
You're quoting that crappy League of Extraordinary Gentlemen movie?
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Post by: UncleDes on October 02, 2011, 10:26:52 AM
After seeing shodans post, i thought thats a great idea.  Ill quote Something large

so

Call me Ishmael
You're quoting that crappy League of Extraordinary Gentlemen movie?

Sean Connery was saying "Colm is male"...easily misunderstood. Or "mishundershtood"
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on October 05, 2011, 05:15:47 PM
"No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life's change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary."

-Steve Jobs (2005)
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 07, 2011, 08:50:47 AM
"A ghost story of which the scene is laid in the twelfth or thirteenth century may succeed in being romantic or poetical: it will never put the reader into the position of saying to himself: "If I'm not careful, something of this kind may happen to me!"
Preface to More Ghost Stories of an Antiquary (1911)
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on October 08, 2011, 07:28:19 PM
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

-Dean Martin
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Post by: shodan on October 08, 2011, 08:10:09 PM
“...So do we pass the ghosts that haunt us later in our lives; they sit undramatically by the roadside like poor beggars, and we see them only from the corners of our eyes, if we see them at all. The idea that they have been waiting there for us rarely if ever crosses our minds. Yet they do wait, and when we have passed, they gather up their bundles of memory and fall in behind, treading in our footsteps and catching up, little by little.” - stephen king
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 11, 2011, 05:41:55 AM
"Parapsychology isn't something you master in. There are no certificates of graduation. No licenses to practice... I am a professional psychologist who spent most of my time engaged in this ghostly hobby, which makes me I suppose the most irresponsible woman of my age that I know."
-Dr Lesh, Poltergeist
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Post by: Sideswipe on October 11, 2011, 09:39:21 PM
Freedom is the right of all sentient biengs

- Optimus Prime
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on October 11, 2011, 09:51:46 PM
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa no no no no no no no go go go go go go go go go!!!"

-Sam Whitlickme
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Post by: stansimpson on October 11, 2011, 10:02:26 PM
"This is big...... big and pink."
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Post by: LucasM on October 11, 2011, 10:12:15 PM
"This is big...... big and pink."

 - John Homes?
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Post by: shodan on October 11, 2011, 10:35:52 PM
 The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on October 11, 2011, 10:53:53 PM
"This is big...... big and pink."

 - John Homes?

NOPE!

An ineffectual sycophant in a very undignified suit.

Anyway, I'm going over to Sbarro.
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on October 11, 2011, 10:54:40 PM
"Do what you will, this world's a fiction and is made up of contradiction."

-William Blake
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Post by: stansimpson on October 12, 2011, 05:34:43 PM
"Judge not least ye be Judge Reinhold. I can't believe I just said that on national television." -Conan O'Brien
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 13, 2011, 08:05:47 AM
Ash: Ripley, for God's sake, this is the first time that we've encountered a species like this. It has to go back, all sorts of tests have to be made.
Ripley: Ash, are you kidding? This thing bled acid, and who knows what it's gonna do when it's dead?
Ash: I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie.

-Alien
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Post by: stansimpson on October 14, 2011, 07:17:48 PM
"Is this the only Edward brush!?!" -customer looking at "Twilight" themed hair products (as heard today)
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Post by: Russell on October 15, 2011, 10:10:10 AM
"THAT'S IT?! THAT'S IT?!" -Confused Matthew's vitriolic response to the ending of No country for old men.
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 15, 2011, 03:32:42 PM
"Object there was none. Passion there was none. I loved the old man. He had never wronged me. He had never given me insult. For his gold I had no desire. I think it was his eye! yes, it was this! One of his eyes resembled that of a vulture — a pale blue eye, with a film over it. Whenever it fell upon me, my blood ran cold; and so by degrees — very gradually — I made up my mind to take the life of the old man, and thus rid myself of the eye for ever."

- Edgar Allen Poe, The Tell-Tale Heart
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Post by: Darth Geek on October 17, 2011, 07:39:47 AM
Quote
The only way we could have had these characters be more ethnically offensive is if we had them weeping over the ruins of a Popeye's chicken restaurant that Megatron had destroyed by throwing a tanker truck full of grape soda into it.
- Spoony review of Transformers
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Post by: shodan on October 17, 2011, 07:50:48 AM
"how do i get over writer's block?..... videogames and jerking off.... at the same time."Bob Fingerman at comic-con panel.
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Post by: stansimpson on October 17, 2011, 11:59:30 PM
"Two plus seven equals outer space!" -The Oatmeal (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/brain)

I think I hurt myself laughing at the one so hard.
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 18, 2011, 12:21:46 PM
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Three, four, better lock your door.
Five, six, grab your crucifix.
Seven, eight, gonna stay up late.
Nine, ten, never sleep again.

-A Nightmare on Elm Street
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Post by: shodan on October 18, 2011, 01:11:54 PM
they used a crucifix to "purify" Freddy's remains and get rid of him for awhile.
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Post by: shodan on October 18, 2011, 02:34:50 PM
well they used holy water and a ritual to so it was more like banishing a demon.
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Post by: stansimpson on October 18, 2011, 10:29:50 PM
Really? So he's a vampire?  How stupid.

I thought you were quoting "Twilight".
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Post by: Darth Geek on October 19, 2011, 05:42:37 AM
Really? So he's a vampire?  How stupid.

I thought you were quoting "Twilight".
:D
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Post by: shodan on October 19, 2011, 07:37:45 AM
to Edmund she was clearly insane, so he took a seat as far away from her as possible
" Put that back young man!!" she yelled
he quickly put it back and sat down.
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 19, 2011, 01:54:33 PM
Wait, so Freddy can be turned away by a crucifix?

Or it rhymes with six and the writer didn't want to rhyme with dicks.
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Post by: shodan on October 20, 2011, 09:54:12 AM
Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 21, 2011, 11:27:33 AM
Marge:  Where'd you get that awful thing.
Homer: From that little shop right over... there...  Oh, wait, it was over there.
Shopkeeper:  You'll be sorry!

-Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror II
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 31, 2011, 07:46:51 AM
"Express elevator to the ninth floor of a department store, carrying Miss Marsha White on a most prosaic, ordinary, run of the mill errand. Miss Marsha White on the ninth floor, specialties department, looking for a gold thimble. The odds are she'll find it, but there are even better odds that she'll find something else, because this isn't just a department store. This happens to be the Twilight Zone."

- The Twilight Zone "After Hours"  Classic episode.
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Post by: shodan on October 31, 2011, 07:52:10 AM
"Battle not with monsters
lest ye become a monster;
and if you gaze into the abyss
the abyss gazes into you."- Nietzsche

"Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead."- twain

"Believe me, if I started murdering people... there'd be none of you left."-Manson
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Post by: Darth Geek on October 31, 2011, 09:25:28 AM
"Bugger." - Captain Darling's diary
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 01, 2011, 02:04:21 PM
    I didn't realize how bad my outlook on life is until I went on a press tour for Ratatouille and had to talk to children's magazines and children's TV shows. And I wasn't interviewed by adults — I was interviewed by actual smiling children. And I didn't realize until that point how desperately I depend on negativity and cynicism just to communicate with the outside world. It's pathetic. The Oswalt family crest should just be a pair of eyes rolling off to the side, a bag of Cheetos, and then the word "fuck". That would be our shield that you'd see retreating from the great battles of history. "Fuck this — bows and arrows? Nobody told me anything about bows and arrows, I'm outta here.

- Patton Oswalt
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Post by: Scribblesense on December 09, 2011, 01:54:03 AM
"I'm nerdy as shit, but I also think all men should live their life like they might need to break a 2x4 with any or every part of their body at any time."

-Seanbaby
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on December 11, 2011, 08:00:00 PM
Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!

Oh god. Just thinking of that scene where he's in his robe, swigging Meister Brau and slopping sewage all over the street makes me nauseous.

Oh, I guess I'd better quote something.

"I don't know about the cat, but I sure am enjoying it."
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Post by: Darth Geek on December 11, 2011, 08:56:15 PM
Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!


:D :D

Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
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Post by: shodan on December 11, 2011, 09:07:59 PM
I find it discouraging – and a bit depressing – when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO believers on the one hand, and on the other, to those who believe in an invisible supreme being who inhabits the sky. - GC
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 12, 2011, 04:13:24 PM
Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.
-Stephen Wright
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on December 13, 2011, 04:21:13 PM
So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark, with a gun for a mouth.

Monty Burns
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on December 13, 2011, 04:22:21 PM
"Spanish peanut......skin!"

C. Montgomery Burns
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on December 13, 2011, 04:28:11 PM
hehehe Love that one. 
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Post by: Scribblesense on December 13, 2011, 11:17:59 PM
"May the force be with you."
- My Grandma

Best Christmas card ever.
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 14, 2011, 05:24:44 PM
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
- Calvin & Hobbes
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Post by: shodan on December 15, 2011, 10:10:47 AM
might want to cover your nads, it might get a little non-newtonian in here!
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Post by: stansimpson on December 17, 2011, 11:01:17 PM
"I... love... lesbians. BYAAAHH!!!!" -Dave Chappelle (as Black Howard Dean)

Lesbians are totally cool people. Esp the two awesomely punked-out chicks that came into work tonight. And I was totally crushing on one of them (shuddup!). Even picked up the latest RHCP cd (triple bonus cool points). So, the whole night I've been quoting that (http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=71562). BYAAAAAHHH!!!
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Post by: Darth Geek on December 18, 2011, 08:46:14 AM
Santa Christ, Santa Christ,
We all love Santa Christ!
He is Santa and Jesus,
God damn, he’s Santa Christ!

He atoned for all our sins
But he also likes pancakes.
He saved puppies from a fire
And he also likes pancakes.

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Post by: D.B. Barnes on December 19, 2011, 10:31:01 PM
"Did you try staples?"
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Post by: LucasM on December 20, 2011, 01:21:57 AM
"It's rare that you can tell a character's IQ by the way they run."
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 20, 2011, 07:25:51 PM
"At this festive season of the year, Mr Scrooge," said the gentleman, taking up a pen, "it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the poor and destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time. ... We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices."

- Charles Dickens in A Christmas Carol
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Post by: shodan on December 20, 2011, 11:59:40 PM
"fuck the poor" - HOTWP1
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Post by: LucasM on December 21, 2011, 01:49:29 AM
"fuck the poor" - HOTWP1
also, John Boehner
And the CEOs of every major insurance company.
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 21, 2011, 12:52:19 PM
"fuck the poor" - HOTWP1
also, John Boehner
And the CEOs of every major insurance company.

And hobo fetishists.
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on December 25, 2011, 07:03:11 AM
‎"Unlike being gay, loving Christmas is not a choice." - Stephen Colbert
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 26, 2011, 06:11:24 AM
Borat: Look, there is woman in car. Can we follow her, get her and maybe have sexy time with her?
Driving instructor: No! No, you cannot do that.
Borat: Why not?
Driving instructor: Because a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.
Borat: [incredously] What!?
Driving instructor: Yeah, how about that?
Borat: You joke, right?
Driving instructor: No, there must be consent.
Borat: Ha-ha-ha!
Driving instructor: That good, huh?
Borat: Not good for me.
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Post by: shodan on December 28, 2011, 06:09:05 PM
What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how
infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and
admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like
a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals—and yet,
to me, what is this quintessence of dust?

Quote from: George Carlin
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.


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Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 29, 2011, 11:25:00 AM
We have not even to risk the adventure alone, for the heroes of all time have gone before us — the labyrinth is thoroughly known. We have only to follow the thread of the hero path, and where we had thought to find an abomination, we shall find a god; where we had thought to slay another, we shall slay ourselves; where we had thought to travel outward, we shall come to the center of our own existence. And where we had thought to be alone, we shall be with all the world.

- Joseph Campbell
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Post by: Sun-Wukong on December 31, 2011, 08:21:47 PM
"I'm not trying to fight the state, I'm just trying to save my daughter! And it was a trailer, not a building."
- Brian Mills [Liam Neeson] in "Taken"
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Post by: stansimpson on January 01, 2012, 07:35:31 PM
"It's alright! It's okay! You've got something to live for! Jesus told me so!" -Uncle Bill
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 02, 2012, 12:34:41 PM
Kyle: Hey AWESOM-O, I'd also like some celery sticks chopped up two inches long, with peanut butter and raisins on top.
Cartman: [as AWESOM-O] Suck my balls, Kyle.

- South Park, "AWESOM-O"
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Post by: stansimpson on January 03, 2012, 09:05:46 PM
"And here's Santa in Dallas, 1963." -RiffTrax Christmas-travaganza

The infamous Rudolph line may have been great, but re-watching this a few weeks ago, it still makes me chuckle thinking about it.
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 04, 2012, 04:19:53 PM
"I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal."
- Groucho Marx
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Post by: Rick (of Ralph and) on January 04, 2012, 09:43:29 PM
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Happy new year, everybody!
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 07, 2012, 09:54:05 AM
"I saw Mrs. Claypool first. Of course, her mother really saw her first but there's no point in bringing the Civil War into this."

-Groucho Marx
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Post by: Darth Geek on January 07, 2012, 09:56:09 AM
"I saw Mrs. Claypool first. Of course, her mother really saw her first but there's no point in bringing the Civil War into this."

-Groucho Marx
"Don't mention the war!" - Basil Fawlty
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 07, 2012, 01:36:04 PM
The greatest feeling you can get in a gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is... The Pump. Let's say you train your biceps. Blood is rushing into your muscles and that's what we call The Pump. You muscles get a really tight feeling, like your skin is going to explode any minute, and it's really tight - it's like somebody blowing air into it, into your muscle. It just blows up, and it feels really different. It feels fantastic.

- Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Post by: Darth Geek on January 25, 2012, 05:03:36 PM
"So we just sit and stare at the screen waiting for something to happen?"
"I did it with you when we rented The Notebook."
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Post by: shodan on January 28, 2012, 08:39:47 PM
there are more good people in this world than bad. you may not think so, but it's true. the bad ones make a lot of noise and cause a lot of trouble , so they're the ones we see on the news and portrayed in books and movies, but your average human being is a good human being. and that's a fact.although it's always important to be careful in life, from whom to trust to what time you walk home on your own, it's always important to remember this. sure the guy who saves you from drowning might be planning to shave off your hair and sell it as a wig but more likely than not he's just trying to save your life.if most people were bad nothing would ever get done. there would be no such thing as a society. so be alert, yes. be sensible, yes. but try not to be afraid. if you're afraid, you're letting the bad guys win.
                                     -Philip Ardagh
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Post by: Darth Geek on January 28, 2012, 08:47:25 PM
if you're afrais, you're letting the good guys win.
Umm...I know the "afrais" is a typo, but isn't that supposed to be "you're letting the bad guys win"?
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Post by: shodan on January 28, 2012, 08:48:41 PM
if you're afrais, you're letting the good guys win.
Umm...I know the "afrais" is a typo, but isn't that supposed to be "you're letting the bad guys win"?
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sorry that was just me bashing my forehead on the keyboard in frustration
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Post by: Riffman for Hire on January 29, 2012, 10:51:20 PM
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; genius hits a target no one else can see.

- Arthur Schopenhauer.
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Post by: LucasM on January 30, 2012, 02:00:34 AM
Silence can be the biggest lie of all.  We have a responsibility to speak up; and whenever the occasion calls for it, we have a responsibility to raise bloody hell.

            - Herbert L. Block
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Post by: LucasM on January 30, 2012, 02:08:23 AM
Pinky:   Are we going to push it to the edge of the envelope?
Brain:    No Pinky.  We may, however, reach the sticky part!

                     - Pinky and the Brain, 1996
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Post by: shodan on January 31, 2012, 06:29:08 PM
A book is made from a tree. It is an assemblage of flat, flexible parts (still called 'leaves') imprinted with dark pigmented squiggles. One glance at it and you hear the voice of another person - perhaps someone dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, the author is speaking, clearly and silently, inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people, citizens of distant epochs, who never knew one another. Books break the shackles of time, proof that humans can work magic.CS
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 01, 2012, 08:18:22 AM
Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."
- Titus Andronicus

Me: "Daaaaaaamn!"
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on February 13, 2012, 10:58:40 AM
"ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! AL! ALAN!"

-Some Prairie Dog
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 17, 2012, 11:30:43 AM
"Jean is shorter than Brutus but taller than Imhotep. Imhotep is taller than Jean, but shorter than Lord Scotland. Lord Scotland is twice the height of Jean and Brutus combined but only one-tenth of the height of Millsy. Millsy is at a constant height of x − y. If Jean stands exactly one nautical mile away from Lord Scotland, how tall is Imhotep?"

-Narrator, Look Around You
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on March 15, 2012, 02:17:00 PM
♫ Some folk'll never lose a toe, but then again some folk'll, like Cletus, the slack jawed yokellll ♫
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: D.B. Barnes on March 17, 2012, 12:47:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/AWz9O.jpg)

Watch out! We got a badass quote over here!
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on March 21, 2012, 03:33:24 PM
"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think"

Dorothy Parker
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on March 21, 2012, 03:37:08 PM
oh and...

"Have you heard this new band Led Zeppelin?  They're awesome!"

my 15 year old godson
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on March 21, 2012, 05:27:25 PM
"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think"

Dorothy Parker

It's the context of that quote that makes it great. She was playing a game in which you had to use a given word in a sentence, and the word, of course, was horticulture.
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Post by: mrbrownstone on March 22, 2012, 03:38:09 PM
"There are limits to my comedy. There are things that I'll never laugh at. The handicapped. Because there's nothing funny about them. Or any deformity. It's like when you see someone look at a little handicapped and go 'ooh, look at him, he's not able-bodied. I am, I'm prejudiced.' Yeah, well, at least the little handicapped fella is able-minded. Unless he's not, it's difficult to tell with the wheelchair ones."

David Brent- The Office.
 
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on March 23, 2012, 11:38:39 AM
"It's not the Great Wall. It's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

-- Karl Pilkington
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on March 26, 2012, 01:11:55 PM
One of my fave poems:

Never bite a married woman on the thigh
'Cause she just can't rub it off, no matter how she'll try.
And when she gets home at night, her man will ask her why
Then she'll say it's just a birthmark or some other silly lie.
But he'll get suspicious and then he will start to pry.
Then she'll get hysterical and she will start to cry.
And he'll say, "I don't blame you, but tell me who's the guy?"
So she'll admit to everything and he will say "bye-bye".
And he'll buy an airline ticket and he'll fly across the sky.
And then he'll come and find you and he'll punch you in the eye.
Then he'll rent a cheap hotel room and he'll hang himself with his tie.
And when she gets the news, she'll take an overdose of sleeping
Tablets and she's gonna lie on the couch and die.
So never, never, never, never, never, never, never,
Bite a married woman on the thigh!

Shel Silverstein
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: LucasM on March 28, 2012, 06:40:36 PM
         "You might be a Redneck Jedi if....." by unknown
 
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
 
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
 
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
 
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
 
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
 
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
 
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
 
Wookies are offended by your B.O. 
 
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle!"
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Post by: AmazingThor on March 30, 2012, 12:25:38 PM
"The Jedi were a metaphor for Jews" - random thing I heard walking through the library today. I did a double take once my brain processed the line.
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on April 02, 2012, 03:42:51 PM
The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected

-Will Rogers
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Post by: AmazingThor on April 13, 2012, 03:12:54 PM
The people of Oklahoma will continue to vote for Prohibition as long as they can stagger to the polls.
- Will Rogers

My favorite of his quotes. Our state is terrible.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on April 16, 2012, 03:59:10 PM
"I think I am, therefore I am.  I think"

George Carlin
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Post by: Riffman for Hire on April 17, 2012, 04:24:24 PM
"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."

- Charles M. Schulz
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Post by: Gandalf Lundgren on April 23, 2012, 10:24:23 AM
“Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy”


 Spike Milligan
 
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on April 23, 2012, 11:40:53 AM
"Sometimes I wish I could be a woman just so I could get an abortion"

John Waters
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: D.B. Barnes on May 25, 2012, 12:44:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xWIqa.jpg)

I'm starting to think just about everything this guys says is quotable.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Darth Geek on May 25, 2012, 12:47:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xWIqa.jpg)

I'm starting to think just about everything this guys says is quotable.
And who is that?
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: D.B. Barnes on May 25, 2012, 12:51:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xWIqa.jpg)

I'm starting to think just about everything this guys says is quotable.
And who is that?

It's Darryl from The Office. What are you, stupid or something?
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: D.B. Barnes on May 25, 2012, 06:17:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xWIqa.jpg)

I'm starting to think just about everything this guys says is quotable.
And who is that?

It's Darryl from The Office. What are you, stupid or something?

No no, it's Lando Calrissian.

 You won't believe what just popped up.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Tripe on May 25, 2012, 09:00:52 PM
Damn it I was about to post that!

It's like a bit of cross over fan fiction in pictorial shorthand (the fevered imaginings can filling the blanks)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on May 26, 2012, 10:27:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/xWIqa.jpg)

I'm starting to think just about everything this guys says is quotable.

Now Tyson is a sexy man.  Looks and brains.  Yummy!
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Sideswipe on May 28, 2012, 01:39:26 PM
oh and...

"Have you heard this new band Led Zeppelin?  They're awesome!"

my 15 year old godson

I wasn't even alive during Led Zepplins run but that still makes me feel old!
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: therul on May 29, 2012, 08:07:01 AM
yesterday, after 15 minutes of listening to Pink Floyd, my daughter asks "What is Reality?"
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Post by: Smith Dr John Smith on May 29, 2012, 08:24:16 AM
I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike – as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave . . . like this.

Can your associates arrange this for me?
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: therul on May 29, 2012, 08:35:51 AM
I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike – as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave . . . like this.

Can your associates arrange this for me?
and they did!
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Smith Dr John Smith on May 29, 2012, 03:39:18 PM
I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike – as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave . . . like this.

Can your associates arrange this for me?
and they did!

Hey he just walked away,he never said they wouldn't do it.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on June 08, 2012, 12:40:25 PM
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”

 - Will Rogers

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Post by: LucasM on June 08, 2012, 06:03:53 PM
"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.  Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.  Do not believe in anything because it is found written in your religious books.  Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.  Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations.  But after observation and analysis, when you find anything that agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."
                                                                           - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: LucasM on June 09, 2012, 07:04:10 PM
"Let me strive, every moment of my life, to make myself better and better, to the best of my ability, that all may profit by it.  Let me think of the right, and lend all my assistance to those who need it, with no regard for anything but justice.  Let me take what comes with a smile, without loss of courage.  Let me be considerate of my country, of my fellow citizens and my associates in everything I say and do.  Let me do right to all, and wrong to no-one."

                                                                            - The Code of Clark Savage Jr. (aka "Doc Savage")
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Post by: Sideswipe on June 09, 2012, 07:41:56 PM
"Let me tell you something about Hew-mons, Nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people, as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people... will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon. You don't believe me? Look at those faces. Look in their eyes."

Quark, son of Keldar
The Siege of AR558
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Post by: mrbasehart on June 10, 2012, 07:29:17 AM
Me to my 3 year old nephew:  What does the Queen do for a living?

Nephew: Wave at boats.
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Post by: GordonZola on June 15, 2012, 04:15:34 AM
Sarah Jessica Parker: "President Obama and his wife dined at our house yesterday. We have them nosebags full of oats and a trough of water."
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Post by: Smith Dr John Smith on June 15, 2012, 07:02:23 AM
"Let me tell you something about Hew-mons, Nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people, as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people... will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon. You don't believe me? Look at those faces. Look in their eyes."

Quark, son of Keldar
The Siege of AR558

That is one of my favorite scenes in the history of Star Trek,I love Quark.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: GordonZola on June 18, 2012, 07:47:02 PM
The Royal family mostly hated Diana, because she ruined their 1,000 year plan to produce a monarch who could both rule the United Kingdom, and win the Kentucky Derby.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Starman! on June 19, 2012, 10:45:32 AM
"Also, I can kill you with my brain."
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Post by: goflyblind on June 19, 2012, 01:51:54 PM
"you disgust me. go on."
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: LucasM on June 19, 2012, 02:13:49 PM
"I aim to misbehave."


[that means a LOT more in context... but that'd require a spoiler ;) ]
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: goflyblind on June 19, 2012, 02:15:21 PM
firefly needs to be spoiler'd? ???
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Post by: LucasM on June 19, 2012, 08:01:50 PM
firefly needs to be spoiler'd? ???

Well, that brief quote caps Serenity's sort-of St. Crispin's Day-equivalency speech, which is kind of a key emotional point in the film if one hasn't seen it yet.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on July 13, 2012, 02:30:11 PM
Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch

Orson Wells
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Post by: Sideswipe on July 13, 2012, 03:15:00 PM
"Sideswipe kicks all kinds of ass."

-Sideswipe
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Post by: LucasM on July 13, 2012, 06:53:22 PM
"Why does the air force need expensive new bombers.  Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?"

                                  - George Wallace [whether the comedian or the politician by that name, I'm not sure ;) ]
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on July 16, 2012, 03:49:03 PM
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
fancy big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

                      --AC/DC

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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on July 17, 2012, 11:12:44 AM
Age is an issue of mind over matter.  If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

                                                                                 --Mark Twain
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on July 18, 2012, 10:30:11 AM
I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a whole lot more as they get older.  Then it dawned on me, thery're cramming for their final exam.

                                                                                                                       --George Carlin
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Post by: GordonZola on July 19, 2012, 07:02:20 AM
"Pushing the envelope can be good, but when you push it too far, it just falls off the table"
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Post by: Pak-Man on August 06, 2012, 10:58:14 AM
I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.

-- Dudley Field Malone
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on August 07, 2012, 09:45:18 AM
"I want to open a racist bakery, I'll call it Cake Cake Cake"
--Wyatt Cynac
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Post by: Darth Geek on August 07, 2012, 09:50:37 AM
"I want to open a racist bakery, I'll call it Cake Cake Cake"
--Wyatt Cynac
;D I am sad to say it took me a minute to figure that out...and now I just want cake.


"HEH HEH HEH!" - Phantom of Knankor
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on August 08, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
"Your Weapons are useless against me!"

--Prince of Space
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on August 13, 2012, 02:46:44 PM
"there are only three things a woman needs in life:  food, water, and compliments"
--Chris Rock
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: bigheadtodd82 on August 17, 2012, 07:08:36 PM
"Your Weapons are useless against me!"

--Prince of Space
"We like it very much"

-Kid Bootblacker
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: goflyblind on August 24, 2012, 07:22:14 AM
"let's go get two dodos and force them to make out!"
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on August 27, 2012, 06:43:22 AM
"Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much"

--Oscar Wilde
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on September 06, 2012, 12:26:12 PM
"One is always considered mad when one discovers something that others cannot grasp"

--Ed Wood
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Post by: Darth Geek on September 10, 2012, 05:36:10 PM
From Diamanda Hagan and Spoony review of Sting: Moment of Truth

Spoony: Even I could interview somebody better than this guy. Yo, ugly dyke! Will you suck my cock?
Diamanda Hagan: No.
Spoony: See. Question answer-what do you mean no?
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 14, 2012, 06:37:18 PM
"...then tragedy struck.  CAPTAIN TRAGEDY!" - Mr. Show
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on September 18, 2012, 01:01:21 PM
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter"

--Winston Churchill
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 20, 2012, 01:29:47 PM
Bella: ...and I was thinking, "Renesmee."
Mike Nelson: And then you immediately, without a second's thought, threw that in the trash can and vowed never to speak it again, right?

- Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 Rifftrax
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: goflyblind on September 20, 2012, 05:07:48 PM
fun and failure both start out the same way.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 20, 2012, 08:54:29 PM
In bed?
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: GordonZola on September 21, 2012, 02:01:11 PM
"He uses the truth like a drunk uses a lamp-post. More for support than illumination" - Winston Churchill
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on October 03, 2012, 01:10:44 PM
"There's an old saying about those who forget history.   I don't remember it, but it's good"

--Stephen T. Colbert
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: GordonZola on October 03, 2012, 04:42:59 PM
"Yes, madam. I am drunk... and you are ugly. But in the morning...BLEURRGGGHHHH... get a mop, would you?" Winston Churchill
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 05, 2012, 08:29:19 PM
Egoist: a person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
- The Devil's Dictionary
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 07, 2012, 10:25:34 AM
“This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That’s democracy for you.” —Mr. Burns
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Post by: D.B. Barnes on November 07, 2012, 11:49:04 AM
"♫ ♫ Some folk'll never lose a toe,
          but then again, some folk'll.
            He's Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel. ♫ ♫ "
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Post by: Darth Geek on November 07, 2012, 03:31:54 PM

"♫ ♫ Hey little buddies, come gather 'round
This here's the very best eating in town
The Hungry Heifer's the place to be
Lip-lickin' good, you can take it from me
Try a Polar Burger and some Buffalo Chips
And wash it all down with a Moo Shake
Pat your tummy and smack your lips
Suck for hours on your fingertips
At the Hungry Heifer
We don't give you a bum steer. ♫ ♫ "

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Post by: Tripe on November 08, 2012, 06:54:46 AM
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/305691_10151224549713405_322070984_n.jpg)

That's my girl.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Tripe on November 08, 2012, 08:29:57 AM
Ever tried a sparkling red?
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 08, 2012, 07:41:04 PM
One can only imagine a world without music, though we'd probably get used to it after a while.

- Look Around You
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on November 14, 2012, 12:01:07 PM
"She jumped on her mentrual cycle and ran my ass over"

--Jeff Dunham
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 14, 2012, 05:49:17 PM
"I rushed down to my parking spot and reached for my keys but then I remembered my car was like Linda Blair in Exorcist 2; repossessed!"

- Mike Detective, episode 2
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Post by: Darth Geek on November 17, 2012, 08:14:55 PM
"I would happily give back the ten minutes, tops, I wrote about George Bush if we weren't torturing people and our money wasn't on fire." - Patton Oswalt
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 19, 2012, 11:07:59 AM
"If you teach me to shoot, I'll teach you to regret teaching me to shoot"

- Louise, Bob's Burgers
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 25, 2012, 01:05:01 PM
"Look upon this moment. Savor it! Rejoice with great gladness! Great gladness! Remember it always, for you are joined by it. You are One, under the stars. Remember it well, then... this night, this great victory. So that in the years ahead, you can say, 'I was there that night, with Arthur, the King!' For it is the doom of men that they forget."

-Merlin, Excalibur
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on November 26, 2012, 03:38:57 PM
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"

--Dr. Rumack
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Post by: goflyblind on November 26, 2012, 04:25:20 PM
fruit on the bottom, hope on top.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 26, 2012, 06:56:48 PM
"The whole deal's like some crazy game. They put you at a starting line, and the name of the game is "Make It Through Life," only everyone's looking out for themselves and looking to do you in at the same time."

Frank Armitage, They Live
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Post by: Dr Strangeluv on December 08, 2012, 02:21:45 AM
this has to have been posted some time before but I will submit it anyway.

"I can no longer sit back and allow, communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy, to sap and impurify all or our precious bodily fluids."
- General Ripper, Dr.Strangelove
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 08, 2012, 07:32:18 PM
Pinky: Russia! I've heard of that place! Isn't it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue?
Brain: The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism.
Pinky: What's free-market capitalism?
Brain: Erm... cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue.

- Pinky and the Brain
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Post by: Thrifty on December 10, 2012, 07:30:52 AM
"You can make any dumb thing you want sound profound by falsely attributing it to me."  --Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, and Thomas Jefferson
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 10, 2012, 09:29:52 AM
Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes.

- Fry, Futurama
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on December 10, 2012, 03:54:23 PM
"I Like Pie"

--Mahatma Ghandi
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 10, 2012, 05:51:27 PM
Bart: Come on, Dad. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to The Smurfs, and it's gonna happen to us.
Homer: OK, let's go.  Who's Tiny Tim?
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: goflyblind on December 22, 2012, 02:41:51 PM
i don't get mad, i get stabby.
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 22, 2012, 07:10:02 PM
"The Christmas parties were orgies of drinking and singing and groping and pawing. Cartoon staffers invested their own money in preparatory liquor."
- Joseph Barbera
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: goflyblind on December 24, 2012, 01:57:50 PM
"we don't want to scare the dickens out of people."
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Post by: HighRollerHydra on December 27, 2012, 07:07:27 PM
"Oh, we could paint together, we could ride bikes, play chess, sing a song, catch frogs, have a pillow fight..."
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 30, 2012, 12:54:03 PM
"The main thing that I learned about conspiracy theory is that conspiracy theorists actually believe in a conspiracy because that is more comforting. The truth of the world is that it is chaotic. The truth is, that it is not the Jewish banking conspiracy or the grey aliens or the 12 foot reptiloids from another dimension that are in control. The truth is more frightening, nobody is in control. The world is rudderless."

- Alan Moore
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Post by: Tripe on January 20, 2013, 04:56:24 PM
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/s320x320/554536_533498703337812_465896774_n.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 20, 2013, 05:39:40 PM
(http://thebigblogtheory.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/silver-surfer.gif)
"Perhaps the purest expression of heroism in the face of adversity was Marvel's Silver Surfer. Created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby in 1965, the Silver Surfer received his own title when Marvel expanded its line in 1968. The notion of a shiny silver being from another planet flying through the cosmos on a surfboard sounds ridiculous, but, in fact, this was an unusually humorless series. ... No matter where he goes or what he does to aid human civilization, he is repaid with fear and animosity. Yet, like a Christ figure sent to save the people of Earth, the Surfer bears his cross and endures his lonely obligation."
Bradford W. Wright in Comic Book Nation : The Transformation of Youth Culture in America (2003), p. 231
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Post by: LucasM on January 21, 2013, 03:18:05 AM
The only problem with that quote is, "created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby."

Kirby brought the pages to FF # 48 to him and Stan asked - about the Surfer, "who is THAT?!"  Lee gets too much credit for Jack's creations because Jack isn't around to keep the record straight.
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 21, 2013, 06:52:00 AM
I find the Stan Lee thing tricky.  I think a lot of people paint him as a villain or a jerk unfairly.  I'm not saying that the artists don't deserve more credit than they sometimes get, but I think a lot of that problem is a sin of omission.  I think Lee isn't intentionally leaving things out, but he is a bit of a huckster and a lot of his stories are apocryphal.  I always felt that he was eager to heap praise on other creators when they get brought up, but when they aren't, it's usually about what he did.  Thing is, when he's interviewed, it's usually about himself.  Still. it's nice that Lee himself brought up that Jack made the Silver Surfer and put him in the story (supposedly becuase he was sick of drawing spaceships)

Now Bob Kane?  That guy I'm completely OK with him as a villain.  Bill Finger and Jerry Robinson are the real fathers of Batman.
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Post by: Pak-Man on January 21, 2013, 07:03:43 AM
Yeah. I don't think Stan Lee was a glory hog as much as he was the "face" of Marvel for a long time, and when you're the face of a creative effort, people make a lot of assumptions about how involved you are. It's like how everyone acts like the director of a movie totally came up with the script.
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Post by: Tripe on January 21, 2013, 07:05:49 AM
(http://thebrandbuilder.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/martinlutherkingjr2-b.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 21, 2013, 09:31:02 AM
"He killed for your sins."

- Captain Murphy on his personal saviour, Sealab 2021
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Post by: Pak-Man on January 21, 2013, 11:54:39 AM
Master Shake: Oh Je-
Frylock: [cuts off Shake] Don't you say it.
Master Shake: What I'm not allowed to say a name?
Frylock: You're taking it in vain.
Master Shake: No I'm not. When I use it, I get results.
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Post by: LucasM on January 21, 2013, 12:00:03 PM
The reason this still fits in the "Quote Something!" thread is because I quoted both Johnny Unusual and Pak-Man. ;)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Both of these are elaborations of what I was saying.  Though my comment could have been interpreted as Lee taking credit, which Lee did for a while after vacating his top post at Marvel (probably to ensure he'd continue having work), I wasn't Lee-bashing.  It was, though, Jack's comments that helped keep the records straight when Lee didn't volunteer information about who did what.  But I do remember somewhere that Lee did acknowledge the "who is that?!" comment on the Surfer [maybe even in the very first collected Marvel trade paperback with 'first stories' in it?].

As far as demonizing, I think there is a slight possibility that Lee was ordered by Marvel (when Lee was still employed by them) to minimize Jack's contributions to the creation of characters during the time they were holding Kirby's backlog of art hostage.  Doing so until Jack signed a new - more binding and retroactive - Work-For-Hire contract so they wouldn't have to pay him royalties.  [He ultimately had to sign it in order for his family to get his 'retirement': money for the sale of his artwork.  Generally it was sold by Roz after his death for thousands per page.  Many years before I knew all of this, I'd bought a page of his FF artwork (issue 44; Medusa and Gorgon fighting with Dragon Man) for $60.  After the Marvel settlement, that page would have been approx $3000.]
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 22, 2013, 05:37:35 AM
Well, it was ambiguous and I didn't want to assume, but I thought it would be a good time to bring it up.

"Organised religion has corrupted one of the purest, most powerful and sustaining things in the human condition. It has imposed a middle management, not only in our politics and in our finances, but in our spirituality as well."

- Alan Moore
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Post by: Tripe on February 04, 2013, 06:03:38 AM
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/579593_409236025837684_1279013590_n.png)

Unless a certain sharp dressed blank slate finds you first, obviously
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 06, 2013, 06:27:37 AM
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/579593_409236025837684_1279013590_n.png)

Unfortunately, that doesn't help me find my camp site.  SAVE ME!
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 06, 2013, 06:31:26 AM
Welcome to the Knowledgeum, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as "Welcome to Springfield Airport" and "Where's Nordstrom?"
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on February 06, 2013, 12:02:26 PM
"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted"

--Mae West
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 10, 2013, 01:11:11 PM
Satan: Then, at midnight for dessert, I was thinking we could bring out a giant chocolate fondue fountain.
Hotel owner: Oh yeah. P. Diddy had his birthday here a couple of years back and he had one of those.
Satan: Oh, screw that then. I don't want a fondue fountain if P. Diddy had one.
Satan's minion: Does it matter?
Satan: Yes, it matters! I don't want to do it if Diddy did it.
Satan's minion: How about a donut machine?
Satan: [to hotel owner] Did Diddy do it?
Hotel owner: Diddy did do it.
Satan: A full ice cream bar!
Hotel owner: Diddy did it.
Satan: Dammit, what didn't Diddy do?!

-South Park, Hell on Earth 2006
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on February 13, 2013, 10:29:43 AM
"Q is for Queer, Queer pelican, whose beak can hold more than his belly can"

--Alphabet Antics
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 14, 2013, 06:39:59 PM
"This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever."
Steve Allen, First broadcast of The Tonight Show (1953)

"Despite my most earnest efforts."
- Jay Leno, Citation Needed
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Post by: Tripe on February 25, 2013, 06:12:41 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/c998d2bfc3153619f245e0a48f21c986/tumblr_mioy1bBBsz1qb5gkjo3_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d62826c146725ece25d5d8d31c76ecb/tumblr_mioy1bBBsz1qb5gkjo2_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/838eb0c53755a2ea4d25ca9a1a76efc5/tumblr_mioy1bBBsz1qb5gkjo4_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd60f58bc34243976c7eeb84b56150d7/tumblr_mioy1bBBsz1qb5gkjo5_500.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/47f1545de910761b64fd109de9c2ff71/tumblr_mioy1bBBsz1qb5gkjo1_500.gif)
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 02, 2013, 05:43:31 AM
There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., The Sirens of Titan (1959)
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Post by: LucasM on March 18, 2013, 06:27:00 PM
"Love doesn't make the world go 'round...
    Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
                                    -Anon
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on March 19, 2013, 03:57:32 PM
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

--Stephen Wright
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Post by: LucasM on March 19, 2013, 06:32:32 PM
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

--Stephen Wright

Well... courtesy of Alan Moore, let's see...
(http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq49/LucasM06/Tomorrow_Stories03-03.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 20, 2013, 05:53:29 AM
One can only imagine a world without music, though we'd probably get used to it after a while.

- Look Around You
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on March 26, 2013, 01:26:49 PM
"If I was gay, there would be no closet, you would never see the closet I came out of. Why? I would have burned it for kindling by the time I was 12. Because I know with all certainty in my mind, there is nothing wrong with being gay, and you know it."
--Henry Rollins
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 29, 2013, 07:01:38 PM
Well, fine, if you want to quit, you can, but I can't! You see, I didn't ask to be a prophet. Nope, you see one day I just heard a voice say, "Hey, Ted! Ted! No, over here, Ted!" And I turned and I saw the very bright lights. And I said, "Hi," and God said. "Hi," and I said, "So you're God huh?" and God said, "Yup, how you doin', Ted?" and I said, "Okay, how 'bout you lord?" "Pretty good what's new Ted?" I said, "Oh, nothing much, what's new with you?" And he said, "Well, you know, same old, same old. Well I guess I'd better be running along, you must be busy." And I said, "No, God, I'm not doing anything." And God said, "Well, I better be running anyway." and I said, "Wait, God, is there anything you'd like me to tell the people?" And God said unto me, "Just tell 'em I said, 'Hi.'"

- The Prophet Ted, Kids in the Hall
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on April 03, 2013, 12:00:17 PM
Using a watermark on your work is like peeing on your belongings so no one will steal them. 

  - Thomas Amador, designer
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Post by: Darth Geek on April 04, 2013, 03:20:24 PM
"Every time you eat a steak, a hippie's hackie sack goes in the gutter."

-- Patton Oswalt
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 08, 2013, 03:23:50 AM
Well, hello, Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you, pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.

- Ash, Army of Darkness
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Post by: LucasM on April 22, 2013, 01:38:19 PM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/28561/large/66771_437084716384970_414920210_n_1_.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 23, 2013, 07:57:23 PM
"To be uncertain is to be uncomfortable, but to be certain is to be ridiculous."
- Chinese proverb

Goes well with the above, but even more with some of the recent Boston reporting.
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on April 27, 2013, 11:25:51 AM
On my honeymoon with Fang I wore a peek-a-boo nightie.  He peeked and booed.
--Phyllis Diller
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 27, 2013, 07:24:54 PM
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
- Stephen Hawking
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on May 01, 2013, 03:14:36 PM
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning

--The Hippy Dippy Weatherman
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 02, 2013, 04:25:15 AM
"I do not know how the Third World War will be fought, but I can tell you what they will use in the Fourth — rocks!"
- Albert Einstein
(how is this quote not used more often?)
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Post by: MUD CRICKET on May 07, 2013, 10:31:46 PM
"Japan called me. They said 'maybe those jokes are a hit in the U.S., but over here, they're all sinking.'"

-Gilbert Gottfried
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on May 08, 2013, 10:27:30 AM
"Dear Charles Ramsey: I am not a little pretty white girl, but I totally want to run into your black arms. #hero

--Patton Oswald
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 09, 2013, 02:31:24 AM
Hansuke: What happened? Why so glum? Your business should be booming.
The Cooper: No. When the fighting gets this bad, they don't bother with coffins.

- Yojimbo
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Post by: Darth Geek on May 22, 2013, 09:30:27 PM
What would you like on your salad?
Haagen Dazs!

- John Pinette
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 23, 2013, 05:14:23 AM
"You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you're left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering."

Harold Hill, The Music Man
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on May 23, 2013, 06:16:46 AM
my children love my mother and I tell them that is not the same woman I grew up with.  That is an old woman trying to get into heaven.
--Bill Cosby
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 23, 2013, 04:22:08 PM
I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want.
- Jareth, Labyrinth
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on May 25, 2013, 10:45:13 AM
They say elephants never forget, but that's not true, because where was my birthday card this year, Allen Funt?
--Tracy Morgan
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 26, 2013, 02:52:23 AM
Cartman: Hey, Kyle, all those times I said you were a dirty Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
Kyle: Yes I am! I am a Jew, Cartman!
Cartman: No, no, Kyle, don't be so hard on yourself.

South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut (in honor of the LoC winner).
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Post by: The Lurker on June 14, 2013, 03:43:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OYybSW4.jpg?1)
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on June 14, 2013, 09:04:16 PM
that just says so much about Kanye
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on June 14, 2013, 09:35:05 PM
You should never read just for "enjoyment." Read to make
yourself smarter! Less judgmental. More apt to understand your friends' insane behavior, or better yet, your own. Pick "hard books." Ones you have to concentrate on while reading. And for god's sake, don't let me ever hear you say, "I can't read fiction. I only have time for the truth." Fiction is the truth, fool! Ever hear of "literature"? That means fiction, too, stupid.”

John Waterrs
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 15, 2013, 07:01:23 PM
"Our writers, I believe, discern a resemblance between the world and their books. Through fantasy, they are saying something about life which could not be said within the naturalistic frame of reference."

- Edward Wagenknecht
PS (if you can do it in the next 24 hours, you can still vote for your 25 favourite fantasy films!  Click below!)
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on June 16, 2013, 01:17:30 PM
You can't please everyone, so you gotta please yourself
--Rick Nelson
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Post by: Gandalf Lundgren on June 18, 2013, 03:54:18 PM
"A man who limits his interests limits his life."  -  Vincent Price
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 23, 2013, 12:23:27 AM
"There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous."
- Napoleon Bonaparte
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Post by: Mrs. Dick Courier on July 18, 2013, 08:35:23 PM
“Rape is kinda like the weather. If it’s inevitable, just
relax and enjoy it.”
-Texas Gubernatorial candidate Clayton Williams, March 1990

I honestly don't know if I should laugh at the stupidity.  Or be terrified.  Think we'll go with terrified.
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Post by: tejava joe on July 18, 2013, 09:17:06 PM
"I grew up wanting to be Hari Seldon, using my understanding of the mathematics of human behaviour to save civilization."

--Paul Krugman
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on July 18, 2013, 11:44:56 PM
"In my practice, I've seen how people have allowed their humanity to drain away. Only it happened slowly instead of all at once. They didn't seem to mind... All of us — a little bit — we harden our hearts, grow callous. Only when we have to fight to stay human do we realize how precious it is to us, how dear."

- Dr. Miles Bennell, Invasion of the Body Snatchers
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Post by: Raven on July 19, 2013, 12:57:43 AM
"You're more sophisticated than a cockroach, but did you ever try explaining yourself to one"
-Professor Leak Mothman Prophecies.
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on July 19, 2013, 03:43:20 AM
"I felt like destroying something beautiful."

Narrator, Fight Club
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Post by: RVR II on July 23, 2013, 06:22:06 AM
Quote
We cannot blame the white people any longer.' 
 
 Life's  a Gift... Unwrap It! 
 
   
'They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English.

I can't even talk the way these people talk:

Why you ain't,
Where you is,
What he drive,
Where he stay,
Where he work,
Who you be...

And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk.

And then I heard the father talk.

Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth
In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living.

People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an Education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around.

The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal.

These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids.

$500 sneakers for what?

And they won't spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics.

I am talking about these people who cry when their son is standing there in an orange suit.

Where were you when he was 2?

Where were you when he was 12?

Where were you when he was 18 and how come you didn't know that he had a pistol?

And where is the father? Or who is his father?

People putting their clothes on backward:
Isn't that a sign of something gone wrong?

People with their hats on backward, pants down around the crack, isn't that a sign of something?

Isn't it a sign of something when she has her dress all the way up and got all type of needles [piercing] going through her body?

What part of Africa did this come from??

We are not Africans. Those people are not Africans; they don't know a thing about Africa .....

I say this all of the time. It would be like white people saying they are European-American. That is totally stupid.

I was born here, and so were my parents and grand parents and, very likely my great grandparents. I don't have any connection to Africa, no more than white Americans have to Germany , Scotland , England , Ireland , or the Netherlands . The same applies to 99 percent of all the black Americans as regards to Africa . So stop, already! ! !

With names like Shaniqua, Taliqua and Mohammed and all of that crap ......... And all of them are in jail.

Brown or black versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.

We have got to take the neighborhood back.

People used to be ashamed. Today a woman has eight children with eight different 'husbands' -- or men or whatever you call them now.

We have millionaire football players who cannot read.

We have million-dollar basketball players who can't write two paragraphs. We, as black folks have to do a better job.

Someone working at Wal-Mart with seven kids, you are hurting us.

We have to start holding each other to a higher standard..

We cannot blame the white people any longer.'
Dr.. William Henry 'Bill' Cosby, Jr., Ed..D.
:clap: :clap: :clap:
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Post by: tejava joe on July 23, 2013, 08:37:37 AM
If the Nuremberg laws were applied, then every post-war American president would have been hanged.
--Noam Chomsky
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on July 24, 2013, 12:15:59 AM
"So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it."

- Marge Gunderson, Fargo
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Post by: Tripe on August 22, 2013, 09:08:13 AM
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 23, 2013, 03:18:48 AM
Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth so help you god?
Richard Nixon: Uhh...Am I under oath when I take the oath?

- Futurama
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Post by: TeamRAD on November 12, 2013, 07:55:51 AM

"Fuck Christmas!"

- Kenny Powers

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Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 12, 2013, 05:43:16 PM
"They say you shouldn't say nothin' about the dead unless it's good. He's dead. Good!"

- Moms Mabley
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Post by: Darth Geek on January 03, 2014, 01:40:48 PM
"[47 Ronin] Someone dared them to combine Last Samurai with Mortal Kombat Annihilation." - Brad Jones
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Post by: UncleDesmond on January 04, 2014, 05:31:11 AM
"[47 Ronin] Someone dared them to combine Last Samurai with Mortal Kombat Annihilation." - Brad Jones
The 47 ronin were actual historical heroes buried in Edo: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sengakuji
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Post by: Darth Geek on January 04, 2014, 03:20:15 PM
"[47 Ronin] Someone dared them to combine Last Samurai with Mortal Kombat Annihilation." - Brad Jones
The 47 ronin were actual historical heroes buried in Edo: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sengakuji
I know that. It was Brad doing a vlog review of the new movie
http://thecinemasnob.com/2014/01/03/47-ronin-review.aspx
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 04, 2014, 07:25:18 PM
As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your fucking head.  Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time! I didn't think so.

- O-Ren Ishii, Kill Bill
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Post by: Sideswipe on January 11, 2014, 08:54:57 PM
"You owe me a new Michelin, motherfucker!"  - Sergeant James Doakes
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 12, 2014, 04:04:06 PM
"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

- Kitty Farmer, Donnie Darko
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Post by: Darth Geek on October 02, 2014, 05:42:40 PM
"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem." - Mitch Hedberg
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Post by: Miku Fan on October 02, 2014, 05:43:58 PM
"Pass the salt, please."  Teddy Roosevelt
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Post by: Sideswipe on October 02, 2014, 09:14:05 PM
"Get the fuck out of my face."

-Ash Williams, Army of Darkness
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 07, 2014, 03:12:19 PM
We didn't exactly believe your story, Miss O'Shaughnessy; we believed your two hundred dollars...I mean, you paid us more than if you'd been telling us the truth, and enough more to make it all right.
- Sam Spade, The Maltese Falcon
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Post by: Suzi on October 09, 2014, 11:35:17 PM
Well I'm just stating the obvious, which makes me 100% right during all conversations.
     -Rectangular Businessman
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Post by: Darth Geek on October 11, 2014, 11:24:53 AM
(talking about marriage) "First you have to buy a bribe. A ring. And if you don't think a ring is a bribe, try showing up without one."
- Jonathan Smith
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 14, 2014, 08:59:39 AM
A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Post by: Miku Fan on October 14, 2014, 09:46:44 AM
"Muenchen hat fuenf jahreszeiten, so sagt man: Frueling Sommer, Herbst und Winter, und, Das Oktoberfest!" Christine Mederer
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 14, 2014, 02:53:07 PM
"I'll kill you alligator man!  Just like I killed a four-legged gator."

Guy in this movie.

https://www.youtube.com/v/bP7PpOyZ6Ac
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Post by: Miku Fan on October 14, 2014, 09:18:42 PM
Amos Moses was a Cajun, he lived by himself in a swamp.  Jerry Reed
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 15, 2014, 01:26:25 PM
"I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better."
George Carlin
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Post by: The Lurker on October 22, 2014, 06:39:06 PM
Quote
"The Unicorn was crushed under the Dragon's tail so hard that it went from Unicorn to Creamedcorn."
-@AwfulFantasy
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 26, 2014, 05:44:43 PM
My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
- Kodos
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Post by: RandyMistie on November 01, 2014, 03:56:23 PM
Fantastic!
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 02, 2014, 06:08:54 PM
Even damnation is poisoned with rainbows.
-Leonard Cohen
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Post by: Miku Fan on November 03, 2014, 03:38:34 PM
That guy is a Mook!
 Leonardo Da Vinci
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 05, 2014, 06:24:45 AM
I think the world is like a great mirror, and reflects our lives just as we ourselves look upon it. Those who turn sad faces toward the world find only sadness reflected. But a smile is reflected in the same way, and cheers and brightens our hearts.

- Frank L Baum
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Miku Fan on November 05, 2014, 03:03:31 PM
lol
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Post by: Sideswipe on November 05, 2014, 07:52:36 PM
lol

What jackass are you quoting?
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Post by: Miku Fan on November 05, 2014, 09:47:16 PM
lol

What jackass are you quoting?

I wasn't quoting anyone!  What jackass were you quoting? Ohhh.   
I was laughing at the post directly above mine, by Imrahil.
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Post by: LucasM on November 07, 2014, 12:07:27 AM
Titles 4 next James Bond:
  Cockatoo Horizon
  Blood on the Other Blood
  Drunk w/a Gun
  Literally Everyone Knows That Spy's Name
  Platypussy

                                        - Joss Whedon, Twitter
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Miku Fan on November 07, 2014, 02:50:09 AM
"I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."
Michael Jordan

Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 07, 2014, 05:55:10 AM
"A friend is, as it were, a second self."
- Cicero
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 08, 2014, 05:25:19 AM
Wait... So that's why Peter Parker is talking about his good friend Spider-Man.
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Post by: RandyMistie on November 28, 2014, 09:00:11 AM
Also Batman and Bruce Wayne. Another example....
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 01, 2014, 12:35:11 AM
"What loneliness is more lonely than distrust?"
George Eliot
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Post by: Darth Geek on March 19, 2015, 09:59:01 AM
"The anti-abortionists consider masterbation murder and, in that case, I have a Pol Pot regime in my pants." - Frank Conniff
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 21, 2015, 08:40:54 AM
"So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it."

Marge Gunderson, Fargo
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 24, 2015, 07:30:55 PM
"I only write articles about blue muppet babies.  I guess you could call me a Gonzo journalist."
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Post by: LucasM on March 25, 2015, 01:49:42 AM
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Post by: Pak-Man on March 25, 2015, 11:44:02 AM
I saw a commercial on TV and it said, "Forget everything you know about slip covers." So I did, and it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slip covers and I didn't know what the hell they were. - Mitch Hedberg
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 26, 2015, 06:40:51 AM
Forgot to attribute that last one I posted to the later Harris Wittles.

"I can never regret. I can feel sorrow, but it's not the same thing."
- The Last Unicorn
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Post by: Darth Geek on May 24, 2015, 07:02:29 PM
"Yeah, Doctor Seuss on an angry pussy hunt. Strap in." - Patton Oswalt
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 25, 2015, 02:17:50 AM
"It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech." ~ Mark Twain
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Post by: Darth Geek on June 01, 2015, 08:41:53 PM
"Ready the acid magnet!" - The Monarch
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 05, 2015, 06:47:43 AM
"People ask, "Why do you dress like a woman?" I don't dress like a woman. I dress like a drag queen."

-RuPaul
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Post by: Darth Geek on June 05, 2015, 09:58:49 AM
"People ask, "Why do you dress like a woman?" I don't dress like a woman. I dress like a drag queen."

-RuPaul
That reminds me of this great quote from Eddie Izzard:

“They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.”
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Post by: LucasM on June 05, 2015, 11:33:32 PM
"We started out at one point talking about how evolution involves creating ever greater circles of empathy: You belong to your family, then you belong to your tribe, then two tribes link up and now you have empathy for your people on this side of the river, and you’re against the people on the other side of the river... on and on through villages, cities, states and nations... So what if a more literal form of empathy could be triggered in eight individuals around the planet... who suddenly became mentally aware of each other, able to communicate as directly as if they were in the same room. How would they react? What would they do? ... What does it mean? And what would the world think about people with this ability? Would they embrace it, or hunt them down...? It would give us a perfect platform to do a show that was loaded with action, big ideas, some amazing stunts that no one’s done before, and play to a planetary audience."

—J. Michael Straczynski, co-creator (with The Wachowskis) of Sense8 [now on Netflix  ;D]
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Post by: The Lurker on July 15, 2015, 03:02:25 PM
 "‘No! No!’ they all screamed. ‘Not that! Anything but that!’ But it was that."
 -The Creeping Horror of the Dark Doorstep
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on July 17, 2015, 06:43:33 AM
"The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right."
- Mark Twain
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Post by: Darth Geek on January 18, 2016, 05:55:36 PM
"The less you know, the better off you are. Which, by my math, makes you invincible." - Isle of Rangoon
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 20, 2016, 06:08:33 AM
I always had a repulsive sort of need to be something more than human. I felt very very puny as a human. I thought, "Fuck that. I want to be a superman."

- David Bowie
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Post by: Darth Geek on February 27, 2018, 06:40:49 PM
"We are in a cyber-punk dystopia written by Douglas Adams." - Nash Bozard
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 01, 2018, 10:35:42 AM
"It is fortunate that each generation does not comprehend its own ignorance. We are thus enabled to call our ancestors barbarous."
- Charles Dudley Warner
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Post by: WhyDontTheyLook on March 02, 2018, 09:46:17 AM
"I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them."

- W. Somerset Maugham
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 05, 2018, 10:15:16 AM
“Such is the cruel physics of love, that those who crave it most will repel it, and only the dang rich get richer."

- Adventure Time
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Post by: WhyDontTheyLook on March 08, 2018, 09:10:18 AM
"I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end."

- Fred Couples
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 12, 2018, 09:57:12 AM
"I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit."

- Mitch Hedberg
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Post by: WhyDontTheyLook on March 13, 2018, 09:36:20 AM
"Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved."

- Mark Twain
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Post by: Darth Geek on March 14, 2018, 05:26:34 PM
"I think any time you take a Viagra you should hear The Touch playing and hear Optimus' voice saying "Arise Rodimus Prime."" - SF Debris
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Post by: WhyDontTheyLook on March 15, 2018, 08:15:35 AM
"If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing."

- Kingsley Amis
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Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 17, 2018, 04:36:00 AM
Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.
- Neil Gaiman, Sandman
Title: Re: Quote Something!
Post by: WhyDontTheyLook on March 19, 2018, 07:25:37 AM
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."

- Isaac Asimov