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Title: I Have But One Question...
Post by: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on October 20, 2009, 08:12:24 PM
No, not how could a giant dragon wrap itself around a hospital and no one notice.  Or how a guy could be shot at point blank range and be perfectly fine.  Or why the one dragon's name is uncomfortably close to 'bukkake'.

But, who in the blue hell was narrating at the beginning?

I mean, it didn't sound like anyone in the movie.
Title: Re: I Have But One Question...
Post by: Sideswipe on October 20, 2009, 08:20:30 PM
This is where the fish lives.
Title: Re: I Have But One Question...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 20, 2009, 08:21:04 PM
Flag on the moon.
Title: Re: I Have But One Question...
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on October 20, 2009, 08:36:10 PM
Watch out for snakes!
Title: Re: I Have But One Question...
Post by: Sideswipe on October 20, 2009, 08:46:25 PM
give me the toblerone!
Title: Re: I Have But One Question...
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on October 20, 2009, 08:49:53 PM
Everybody up'n down these rivers here knows Crenshaw.
Title: Re: I Have But One Question...
Post by: carlobee on October 20, 2009, 11:24:46 PM
well yeah. same questions here too. ;D

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Title: Re: I Have But One Question...
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on October 20, 2009, 11:41:11 PM
Who Are Yoooooooooooooouuuuuuuu?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: I Have But One Question...
Post by: goflyblind on October 21, 2009, 05:13:21 AM
no springs!
Title: Re: I Have But One Question...
Post by: Bob on October 21, 2009, 06:05:11 AM
It Stinks!
Title: Re: I Have But One Question...
Post by: Thrifty on October 21, 2009, 06:49:26 AM
Or how a guy could be shot at point blank range and be perfectly fine.

I think one of the guys explained this.  He was innoculated against bullets.

I think that was my single favorite riff of the whole movie.
Title: Re: I Have But One Question...
Post by: Bob on October 21, 2009, 07:19:08 AM
Or how a guy could be shot at point blank range and be perfectly fine.

I think one of the guys explained this.  He was innoculated against bullets.

I think that was my single favorite riff of the whole movie.

Yeah, I would an agents gun would have more stopping power than that.   
Title: Re: I Have But One Question...
Post by: Thrifty on October 21, 2009, 08:52:32 AM
Or how a guy could be shot at point blank range and be perfectly fine.

I think one of the guys explained this.  He was innoculated against bullets.

I think that was my single favorite riff of the whole movie.

Yeah, I would an agents gun would have more stopping power than that.   

Jesus Bob, weren't you paying attention at all?  OUR HERO WAS INNOCULATED AGAINST BULLETS.  Didn't you notice a minute later, the other agent shot the senior agent, and he was instantly killed?  That's because the senior agent wasn't innoculated.
Title: Re: I Have But One Question...
Post by: Sideswipe on October 21, 2009, 09:13:34 AM
Jenny McCarthy got the bullet vaccination stopped because it was unhealthy to small childeren.
Title: Re: I Have But One Question...
Post by: goflyblind on October 21, 2009, 09:43:46 AM
Jenny McCarthy got the bullet vaccination stopped because it was unhealthy to small childeren.
yeah, bullets save kids from being autistic.
Title: Re: I Have But One Question...
Post by: Bob on October 21, 2009, 09:47:04 AM
Or how a guy could be shot at point blank range and be perfectly fine.

I think one of the guys explained this.  He was innoculated against bullets.

I think that was my single favorite riff of the whole movie.

Yeah, I would an agents gun would have more stopping power than that.   

Jesus Bob, weren't you paying attention at all?  OUR HERO WAS INNOCULATED AGAINST BULLETS.  Didn't you notice a minute later, the other agent shot the senior agent, and he was instantly killed?  That's because the senior agent wasn't innoculated.

I vow to watch again and redouble my concentration powers...... unless I am innoculated against that.
Title: Re: I Have But One Question...
Post by: MST3Kgirl on November 02, 2009, 09:16:48 PM
i hates them Xiox!