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Title: The Dan Brown Plot Line Generator
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 16, 2009, 11:17:25 PM
http://www.slate.com/id/2228327/ (http://www.slate.com/id/2228327/)

Choose a city and a sect or group and the Generator does the rest!
Title: Re: The Dan Brown Plot Line Generator
Post by: Tripe on September 17, 2009, 05:15:25 AM
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A mysterious labyrinth deep beneath the streets of Jerusalem.
A nefarious cult determined to protect it.
A white-knuckled race to uncover the Boy Scouts of America's darkest secret.

The First Enigma

When renowned Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Western Wall to analyze a mysterious geometric form—imprinted on a gold ring lying next to the mangled body of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Diablonistas, a secret branch of the Boy Scouts of America that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.

Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Diablonistas appears at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre to deliver a deadly ultimatum: Turn over the archbishop, or one cherub will disappear from the Sistine Chapel every day. With the deadline fast approaching, Langdon joins forces with the saucy and enigmatic daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.

Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 800-year-old trail through Jerusalem's most exalted buildings and historic churches, pursued by a peg-legged assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Davy Crockett and the very founding of the Boy Scouts of America.
Title: Re: The Dan Brown Plot Line Generator
Post by: Darth Geek on September 17, 2009, 06:03:43 AM
Wichita Kansas, and Team Edward (Twilight Fans).

Can someone else do this one for me? I can't get on the site from work.
Title: Re: The Dan Brown Plot Line Generator
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 17, 2009, 08:52:22 AM
Wichita Kansas, and Team Edward (Twilight Fans).

Can someone else do this one for me? I can't get on the site from work.
Unfortunately the generator is about a imaginative as Brown is - you have to used places and groups that it already knows.

But I like your idea.   :D 
Title: Re: The Dan Brown Plot Line Generator
Post by: James of LinHood on September 17, 2009, 08:55:34 AM
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A long-forgotten labyrinth deep beneath the streets of New Orleans.
A shadowy cult determined to protect it.
A white-knuckled race to uncover the United States Postal Service's darkest secret.

The Hallowed Temple

When celebrated Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Garden District to analyze a mysterious rune—drawn on a calling card next to the disemboweled corpse of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Auxonistas, a secret branch of the United States Postal Service that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.

Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Auxonistas appears at Lake Pontchartrain to deliver a macabre ultimatum: Deposit $1 billion in the United States Postal Service's off-shore bank accounts or the exclusive clothier of the Swiss Guards will be bankrupted. With the deadline fast approaching, Langdon joins forces with the pneumatic and firm-minded daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.

Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 300-year-old trail through New Orleans's most historic buildings and exalted libraries, pursued by a two-handed assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Benjamin Franklin and the very founding of the United States Postal Service.
Title: Re: The Dan Brown Plot Line Generator
Post by: Trumpysgirl on September 17, 2009, 06:30:15 PM
An ancient labyrinth deep beneath the streets of Atlanta.
A murderous cult determined to protect it.
A white-knuckled race to uncover the United States Postal Service's darkest secret.

When celebrated Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Ebeneezer Baptist Church to analyze a mysterious geometric form—imprinted on a gold ring lying next to the disfigured form of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Truministas, a secret branch of the United States Postal Service that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.

Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Truministas appears at Centennial Olympic Park to deliver a sinister ultimatum: Turn over the archbishop, or one cherub will disappear from the Sistine Chapel every day. With only three days to foil their plot, Langdon joins forces with the dexterous and enigmatic daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.

Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 800-year-old trail through Atlanta's most exalted monuments and historic churches, pursued by a asthmatic assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Benjamin Franklin and the very founding of the United States Postal Service.
Title: Re: The Dan Brown Plot Line Generator
Post by: Doctor Who? on September 19, 2009, 07:20:28 PM
I choose Chicago and Apache Tribe and here is what I got.

The First Cipher

When renowned Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Art Institute to analyze a mysterious geometric form—drawn on a calling card next to the disemboweled corpse of the head docent—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Truminati, a secret branch of the Apache tribe that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.

Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Truminati appears at Wrigley Field to deliver a fateful ultimatum: Deposit $1 billion in the Apache tribe's off-shore bank accounts or the exclusive clothier of the Swiss Guards will be bankrupted. With the deadline fast approaching, Langdon joins forces with the firm-bosomed and brilliant daughter of the murdered docent in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.

Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 900-year-old trail through Chicago's most historic monuments and venerable churches, pursued by a Romanian assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to Geronimo and the very founding of the Apache tribe.

 ;D

We need a Tom Clancy generator now.