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Title: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: darkchashy on September 13, 2009, 09:08:23 PM
If your a giant tool named Kanye West.

That was weird, I didn't know you could combine threads
Title: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards!
Post by: Trumpysgirl on September 13, 2009, 09:11:10 PM
Looks like Kanye West has scored another billion points towards the win (a thousand of those from his stupid haircut alone).

(http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/hiphopmediatraining__4/hiphopmediatraining-994614923-1252899830.jpg?ym2_04BDk1zsSNeJ)

Who will his competition be this year, I wonder? Nominate your favorites here!
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards!
Post by: ScottotD on September 13, 2009, 10:13:40 PM
Kanye doesn't care about white women  :)

I have to say, he is refreshing open about his arrogance.  He admits he takes himself too seriously and he's trying to be more humble (this is not a good example I realize)

Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards!
Post by: gbeenie on September 13, 2009, 10:16:08 PM
http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-if-kanye-west-is-retarded/ (http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-if-kanye-west-is-retarded/)
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards!
Post by: Ayriana22 on September 13, 2009, 10:56:41 PM
I'm definitely not a fan of country, but a win is a win, how rude and obnoxious! Poor Taylor, part of me wishes she would have clocked his ass up side the head with that little moon man and made a permanent dent in his skull. Why did they even let that douchebag on stage? I didn't watch the VMA's, football pwned it (packers vs bears, pack wins! wee!). Was he a presenter or a performer or something?  Classy move by Beyonce though, letting her have her time at the end there.
Title: MTV Music Awards: Revenge of Kanye
Post by: Cosmic Muse on September 14, 2009, 03:24:41 AM
Nope, i didn't watch it because first and foremost I don't have cable. But I wake up this morning to see that Kanye's ego is overstepping all boundaries of decent Diva behavior into all out douche baggery. His opinions are fine when he's expressing them in the proper forum for ridicule, but he has the gall to interrupt Taylor Swift's acceptance speech. Kudos to Beyonce for giving Taylor another chance when she won for best video. My respect for her has went up significantly.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards!
Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2009, 03:31:35 AM
Someone should have asked him if he likes Fishstix.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Courtney on September 14, 2009, 06:24:31 AM
Kanyawkward.  I thought she was going to cry.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 14, 2009, 06:43:42 AM
May I just add at this junction that - since I'm guessing that this has to do with yet another awards show - I am proud to say that I have no idea what this is about.   ;D
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: doggans on September 14, 2009, 06:45:06 AM
Didn't watch the awards, but I heard about this immediately (thanks, internet!), and then saw this on Frank's Facebook:

"Frank Conniff  was taken aback when, in the middle of this weekend's Cinematic Titanic live performance, Kanye West stormed the stage, grabbed our microphones, and told the audience that Rifftrax is much better."

I dare say I laughed out loud.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 14, 2009, 06:58:10 AM
Found the story on Yahoo which linked to a music blog called "Hip Hop Media Training"....think this guy got it right:

Quote
Still, MTV should have thrown Kanye out of the event. Had any other heckler had the audacity to interrupt the broadcast, they would have been thrown out and probably charged. He should not be treated any differently.

This dude needs help.

Oh, and I love Pink's tweet about it....

Quote
Kanye West is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: ScottotD on September 14, 2009, 06:59:30 AM
May I just add at this junction that - since I'm guessing that this has to do with yet another awards show - I am proud to say that I have no idea what this is about.   ;D

that was important and needed to be said.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Courtney on September 14, 2009, 07:05:13 AM
Found the story on Yahoo which linked to a music blog called "Hip Hop Media Training"....think this guy got it right:

Quote
Still, MTV should have thrown Kanye out of the event. Had any other heckler had the audacity to interrupt the broadcast, they would have been thrown out and probably charged. He should not be treated any differently.

This dude needs help.

Oh, and I love Pink's tweet about it....

Quote
Kanye West is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me.

According to friends who were in attendance, he was thrown out.

EDIT: And confirmed by Pink, who I sometimes pretend is my friend.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on September 14, 2009, 08:48:15 AM
That was weird, I didn't know you could combine threads

I didn't know either, but all is well. If I had known about your thread first I would have posted there instead.


Kanye West amazes me sometimes. If something doesn't go his way, he immediately pulls the race card out of his ass and waves it around like a new toy, rather than just accepting the fact that so many people think he's an untalented douche.  What bugged me the most about the act was not that Taylor Swift was a white girl, but that she was a girl. As in, fully-grown Kanye completely humiliated a teenage girl in front of millions of people. That is just messed up.

Now let's wait and see what lame-ass apology his publicity people come up with for him to say.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2009, 08:54:26 AM
That was weird, I didn't know you could combine threads

That rather depends upon who "you" is...
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Courtney on September 14, 2009, 09:19:43 AM
Now let's wait and see what lame-ass apology his publicity people come up with for him to say.

His people gave up on him long ago.  From Kanye's blog...

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/kanye_Crazy.jpg)
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: MrTorso on September 14, 2009, 09:28:13 AM
They still make videos? Who shows them?
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Darth Geek on September 14, 2009, 09:30:10 AM
(http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/hiphopmediatraining__4/hiphopmediatraining-994614923-1252899830.jpg?ym2_04BDk1zsSNeJ)
How egotistical can someone be when they have a McDonald's kids placemat maze shaved into their hair?
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: stansimpson on September 14, 2009, 09:43:30 AM
May I just add at this junction that - since I'm guessing that this has to do with yet another awards show - I am proud to say that I have no idea what this is about.   ;D
Let me guess, you also don't own a tv and want everybody to know that too (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/26/28-not-having-a-tv/).
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on September 14, 2009, 09:47:19 AM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/kanye_Crazy.jpg)


Dear God, the man writes like a thirteen year old.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Thrifty on September 14, 2009, 10:02:53 AM
They still make videos? Who shows them?

Excellent question.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: TeamRAD on September 14, 2009, 10:03:19 AM

I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS!


:D

That was great, and almost made me laugh as hard as Megan Fox's "I can't believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!" quote I came across earlier this morning while they were on the set for Transformers 2.

Oh Kanye, I'll navigate the maze on your head!

Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on September 14, 2009, 10:04:25 AM
Oh Kanye, I'll navigate the maze on your head!

I imagined playing Pac-Man on his head.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards!
Post by: jewishcarpenter on September 14, 2009, 10:12:38 AM
http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-if-kanye-west-is-retarded/ (http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-if-kanye-west-is-retarded/)
Awesome
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 14, 2009, 10:27:00 AM
May I just add at this junction that - since I'm guessing that this has to do with yet another awards show - I am proud to say that I have no idea what this is about.   ;D
Let me guess, you also don't own a tv and want everybody to know that too (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/26/28-not-having-a-tv/).
No. I just think that awards shows - except maybe the Kennedy Center Honors - are the biggest waste of time ever.

And an incident like this just confirms my feelings.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: TeamRAD on September 14, 2009, 10:38:33 AM
Oh Kanye, I'll navigate the maze on your head!

I imagined playing Pac-Man on his head.

Speaking of Pac-Man, who did Milton Bradley think they were kidding by expressing the board game was/is "AS MUCH FUN AS THE ACTION-PACKED ARCADE GAME"?

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u154/craigcrusade/PacMan.jpg)


I had to learn the hard way, douches!   :D


Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on September 14, 2009, 10:59:57 AM
Speaking of Pac-Man, who did Milton Bradley think they were kidding by expressing the board game was/is "AS MUCH FUN AS THE ACTION-PACKED ARCADE GAME"?

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u154/craigcrusade/PacMan.jpg)


I had to learn the hard way, douches!   :D

"Action-packed" and "Pac-man" shouldn't even be in the same paragraph as each other.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Tyrant on September 14, 2009, 11:05:00 AM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/kanye_Crazy.jpg)

English, man. English! Seriously, a grown man typed this?

No. I just think that awards shows - except maybe the Kennedy Center Honors - are the biggest waste of time ever.

And an incident like this just confirms my feelings.

  Agreed. So very few shows award actual, I dunno, talent. Most of them are pretty much just glorified popularity contests. There's no force on Earth that can convince me Twilight actually deserved any award on any award show ever for anything other than suckitude.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Darth Geek on September 14, 2009, 11:09:06 AM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/kanye_Crazy.jpg)

English, man. English! Seriously, a grown man typed this?

No. I just think that awards shows - except maybe the Kennedy Center Honors - are the biggest waste of time ever.

And an incident like this just confirms my feelings.

  Agreed. So very few shows award actual, I dunno, talent. Most of them are pretty much just glorified popularity contests. There's no force on Earth that can convince me Twilight actually deserved any award on any award show ever for anything other than suckitude.
Yeah, most award shows are just an embarrassment. Roger Corman?! F#%@ you!
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on September 14, 2009, 11:12:40 AM
Earth that can convince me Twilight actually deserved any award on any award show ever for anything other than suckitude.

The hell? It actually won something? I mean, an actual award given by full grown adults?

(I forgive Kids Choice Awards and Teen Choice, because those kids just follow the leader and will realize their stupidity years later).
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: MontyServo on September 14, 2009, 11:15:28 AM
Earth that can convince me Twilight actually deserved any award on any award show ever for anything other than suckitude.

The hell? It actually won something? I mean, an actual award given by full grown adults?

(I forgive Kids Choice Awards and Teen Choice, because those kids just follow the leader and will realize their stupidity years later).

I think it may have won an MTV Movie Award.  It should win awards for giving us one of the funniest Rifftrax ever.  Can't wait for the Rifftrax of New Moon.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on September 14, 2009, 11:23:34 AM
Earth that can convince me Twilight actually deserved any award on any award show ever for anything other than suckitude.

The hell? It actually won something? I mean, an actual award given by full grown adults?

(I forgive Kids Choice Awards and Teen Choice, because those kids just follow the leader and will realize their stupidity years later).

I think it may have won an MTV Movie Award.  It should win awards for giving us one of the funniest Rifftrax ever.  Can't wait for the Rifftrax of New Moon.

Man, I'd just be happy if they riffed the trailer.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: TeamRAD on September 14, 2009, 11:24:35 AM
Speaking of Pac-Man, who did Milton Bradley think they were kidding by expressing the board game was/is "AS MUCH FUN AS THE ACTION-PACKED ARCADE GAME"?


I had to learn the hard way, douches!   :D

"Action-packed" and "Pac-man" shouldn't even be in the same paragraph as each other.

I'm guessing you've never played a modded version before, my friend? In truth, action-packed....:)

Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Tyrant on September 14, 2009, 11:26:36 AM
I think it may have won an MTV Movie Award.  It should win awards for giving us one of the funniest Rifftrax ever.  Can't wait for the Rifftrax of New Moon.

  It did, though I don't know if MTV Awards are considered adult. Given the gamut of things that win them, I'm thinking not.

  And a Rifftrax of New Moon means we'll all have to watch New Moon. Even riffed, the first movie was painful.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: TeamRAD on September 14, 2009, 11:30:41 AM

I'm completely psyched for the New Moon riff.

Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2009, 11:42:52 AM
Now let's wait and see what lame-ass apology his publicity people come up with for him to say.

His people gave up on him long ago.  From Kanye's blog...

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/kanye_Crazy.jpg)

OK that settles it, he's actually a very cunningly made up Tracy Morgan pulling a Borat/Ali G. style prank on the world.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Tyrant on September 14, 2009, 11:50:51 AM
And a Rifftrax of New Moon means we'll all have to watch New Moon. Even riffed, the first movie was painful.

I retract this statement. After watching the new trailer for New Moon just now, I think it looks hilarious. Back on topic now.....
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: RVR II on September 14, 2009, 11:55:18 AM
My wife's nieces and nephews in Mexico want some of Kanye's songs, so instead of wasting a single Cent on him, I'll just take a stroll over to Lime Wire instead 8)
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Thrifty on September 14, 2009, 12:25:53 PM
Now let's wait and see what lame-ass apology his publicity people come up with for him to say.

His people gave up on him long ago.  From Kanye's blog...

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/kanye_Crazy.jpg)

That apology seems to vacillate between sincere and sarcastic fast enough to make my head spin.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Courtney on September 14, 2009, 01:02:18 PM
And a Rifftrax of New Moon means we'll all have to watch New Moon. Even riffed, the first movie was painful.

I retract this statement. After watching the new trailer for New Moon just now, I think it looks hilarious. Back on topic now.....

My favorite part is when she's writhing in bed screaming in pain because Edward left her.  What's a word that means melodramatic times ten?
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2009, 01:32:31 PM
Wow that trailer is complete pants.

What's a word that means melodramatic times ten?
Meyerian

Actually that's (Melodramatic X 10) + (histrionic X 5)
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: MontyServo on September 14, 2009, 01:32:59 PM
And a Rifftrax of New Moon means we'll all have to watch New Moon. Even riffed, the first movie was painful.

I retract this statement. After watching the new trailer for New Moon just now, I think it looks hilarious. Back on topic now.....

My favorite part is when she's writhing in bed screaming in pain because Edward left her.  What's a word that means melodramatic times ten?

decamelodramatic?
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Tyrant on September 14, 2009, 02:00:39 PM
And a Rifftrax of New Moon means we'll all have to watch New Moon. Even riffed, the first movie was painful.

I retract this statement. After watching the new trailer for New Moon just now, I think it looks hilarious. Back on topic now.....

My favorite part is when she's writhing in bed screaming in pain because Edward left her.  What's a word that means melodramatic times ten?

Wait, she was doing that because Edward left her? I was thinking perhaps she'd been shot or stabbed or something.

My God, this movie is comedy gold!
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Rude on September 14, 2009, 02:08:24 PM
Quote from: TeamRAD
That was great, and almost made me laugh as hard as Megan Fox's "I can't believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!" quote I came across earlier this morning while they were on the set for Transformers 2.

Yeah, Megan Fox should definitely be in the running for Biggest Douche. I have to say, that article (http://www.deadline.com/hollywood/transformers-crew-talk-back-to-megan-fox/) didn't surprise me at all. I can't wait for her career to dry up and blow away. Then again, Lindsay Lohan hasn't been in anything worth mentioning for years and she's still around. Oh well...

-Rude
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: MontyServo on September 14, 2009, 02:13:30 PM
Quote from: TeamRAD
That was great, and almost made me laugh as hard as Megan Fox's "I can't believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!" quote I came across earlier this morning while they were on the set for Transformers 2.

Yeah, Megan Fox should definitely be in the running for Biggest Douche. I have to say, that article (http://www.deadline.com/hollywood/transformers-crew-talk-back-to-megan-fox/) didn't surprise me at all. I can't wait for her career to dry up and blow away. Then again, Lindsay Lohan hasn't been in anything worth mentioning for years and she's still around. Oh well...

-Rude

Am I the only one who doesn't understand why Megan Fox is considered in some circles as the so-called "hottest looking actress on the planet"?  I mean, she is sorta attractive, but no more so than dozens of other actresses.  I just don't see it.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Courtney on September 14, 2009, 02:42:48 PM
Females see it, I'm just not sure why most men don't.  I think she's trashy looking.  Anyone can look like Megan Fox with enough eyeliner and their boobs hiked up.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Tripe on September 14, 2009, 02:46:23 PM
Am I the only one who doesn't understand why Megan Fox is considered in some circles as the so-called "hottest looking actress on the planet"?
Nope you're not alone, to me she looks like she reeks of really pungent bo (due to prolonged soap dodging) covered up with nasty cheap scent.

When I went to see District 9 there was a trailer for her new film Vagina Dentata or whatever it's called, and I had the embarrassing experience of hearing my friend gasp "Oh hell yes" merely at the fact she was in the film.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Thrifty on September 14, 2009, 02:48:16 PM
Am I the only one who doesn't understand why Megan Fox is considered in some circles as the so-called "hottest looking actress on the planet"?  I mean, she is sorta attractive, but no more so than dozens of other actresses.  I just don't see it.

I get it, I just don't agree.  She looks kinda skanky.  Besides, blondes are hotter.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: mrbasehart on September 14, 2009, 04:27:58 PM
I like redheads, for the record. 

Oh, and speaking of Celebrities voicing their opinion, Kelly Clarkson has something to say:

http://iamkelly.wordpress.com/ (http://iamkelly.wordpress.com/)

Quote
Dear Kanye,

What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we’re all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like shit. I mean, I’ve seen you do some pretty shitty things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, asshole ways. It’s absolutely fascinating how much I don’t like you. I like everyone. I even like my asshole ex that cheated on me over you…which is pretty odd since I don’t even personally know you. The best part of this evening is that you weren’t even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??

I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her…so why can’t you be?? I’m not even mad at you for being an asshole…I just pity you because you’re a sad human being.

On a side note, Beyonce has always been a class act and proved again tonight that she still is. Go TEXAS!!

Taylor Swift, you outsell him ….that’s why he’s bitter. You know I love your work! Keep it up girl!

Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on September 14, 2009, 07:24:05 PM
I like redheads, for the record. 

Oh, and speaking of Celebrities voicing their opinion, Kelly Clarkson has something to say:

http://iamkelly.wordpress.com/ (http://iamkelly.wordpress.com/)

Quote
Dear Kanye,

What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we’re all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like shit. I mean, I’ve seen you do some pretty shitty things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, asshole ways. It’s absolutely fascinating how much I don’t like you. I like everyone. I even like my asshole ex that cheated on me over you…which is pretty odd since I don’t even personally know you. The best part of this evening is that you weren’t even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??

I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her…so why can’t you be?? I’m not even mad at you for being an asshole…I just pity you because you’re a sad human being.

On a side note, Beyonce has always been a class act and proved again tonight that she still is. Go TEXAS!!

Taylor Swift, you outsell him ….that’s why he’s bitter. You know I love your work! Keep it up girl!

I don't care if that's a publicity stunt, Kelly Clarkson just won back my respect.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on September 14, 2009, 09:27:50 PM
If you play it backwards.
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/a52595fa.jpg)

Then there's what it would look like if Kanye cloned himself.
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/f463f8b6.jpg)

I'm sure he thinks this.
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/7c2b0736.jpg)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/bd777715.jpg)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/f957ea41.jpg)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/0ae916eb.jpg)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/5425a6d5.jpg)(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/8127b505.jpg)
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: RVR II on September 14, 2009, 09:30:16 PM
WTF ???
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: gbeenie on September 14, 2009, 09:35:00 PM
(http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=132285764810&h=Lqod8&u=hlVf_&ref=nf)
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on September 14, 2009, 09:37:26 PM
(http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=132285764810&h=Lqod8&u=hlVf_&ref=nf)
That's not an image file.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on September 14, 2009, 09:56:27 PM
Too soon, Kanye. Too soon.
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/b200f357.png)
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: RVR II on September 14, 2009, 09:57:03 PM
Tronovitch makes this entertaining.. :D :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/HyFzvP_IeEs
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on September 14, 2009, 09:59:42 PM
Heh.
http://www.politico.com/click/stories/0909/did_obama_call_kanye_a_jackass.html

EDIT: And now I see this has already been posted.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Rude on September 14, 2009, 10:15:11 PM
...

(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6564/kanyefish.jpg) (http://img21.imageshack.us/i/kanyefish.jpg/)

-Rude
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: gbeenie on September 14, 2009, 10:43:57 PM
 :D
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: darkchashy on September 15, 2009, 05:16:58 AM
If you are on the biggest Douch list, you can knock yourself down twenty spaces if you observe Swayze Avator Week.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: ScottotD on September 15, 2009, 05:22:45 AM
Females see it, I'm just not sure why most men don't.

They're less bitter and catty?  ::)
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: MSTJedi on September 15, 2009, 05:25:51 AM
Females see it, I'm just not sure why most men don't.

They're less bitter and catty?  ::)

Eh, I can give you two good reasons . . .

Personally, she's not really my type. Not only am I with mrbasehart on having a thing for redheads, but I like a woman with actual curves instead of the starving stick figure look.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Courtney on September 15, 2009, 06:38:27 AM
Females see it, I'm just not sure why most men don't.

They're less bitter and catty?  ::)

I know right, and they shop a lot too.  Shoes!
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you
Post by: dignan on September 15, 2009, 06:51:34 AM
Oh my god, shoes.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Thrifty on September 15, 2009, 06:53:18 AM
You know, I can't wait for Peter and Karl to use this in the next edition of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.  You know they will.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Courtney on September 15, 2009, 06:55:03 AM
Karl's Kanye impression is something that will no doubt bring me joy. 
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you
Post by: ScottotD on September 15, 2009, 06:56:30 AM
Oh my god, shoes.

Women be shoppin'
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: TeamRAD on September 15, 2009, 07:04:15 AM
Quote from: TeamRAD
That was great, and almost made me laugh as hard as Megan Fox's "I can't believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!" quote I came across earlier this morning while they were on the set for Transformers 2.

Yeah, Megan Fox should definitely be in the running for Biggest Douche. I have to say, that article (http://www.deadline.com/hollywood/transformers-crew-talk-back-to-megan-fox/) didn't surprise me at all. I can't wait for her career to dry up and blow away. Then again, Lindsay Lohan hasn't been in anything worth mentioning for years and she's still around. Oh well...

-Rude

Am I the only one who doesn't understand why Megan Fox is considered in some circles as the so-called "hottest looking actress on the planet"?  I mean, she is sorta attractive, but no more so than dozens of other actresses.  I just don't see it.

Megan Fox doesn't have any redeemable qualities. She's flippin' disgusting.

I like redheads, for the record. 

Oh, and speaking of Celebrities voicing their opinion, Kelly Clarkson has something to say:

http://iamkelly.wordpress.com/ (http://iamkelly.wordpress.com/)

Quote
Dear Kanye,

What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we’re all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like shit. I mean, I’ve seen you do some pretty shitty things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, asshole ways. It’s absolutely fascinating how much I don’t like you. I like everyone. I even like my asshole ex that cheated on me over you…which is pretty odd since I don’t even personally know you. The best part of this evening is that you weren’t even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??

I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her…so why can’t you be?? I’m not even mad at you for being an asshole…I just pity you because you’re a sad human being.

On a side note, Beyonce has always been a class act and proved again tonight that she still is. Go TEXAS!!

Taylor Swift, you outsell him ….that’s why he’s bitter. You know I love your work! Keep it up girl!

I don't care if that's a publicity stunt, Kelly Clarkson just won back my respect.

It was her My December release whereby the respect was originally lost, right?   ;)

Kelly rules.

Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Courtney on September 15, 2009, 12:10:43 PM
You know, Kanye's getting all the post-VMA attention.  You know what isn't?  This outfit:

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/gaga_vma09_looks2.jpg)

And dammit, it deserves it.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on September 15, 2009, 12:24:10 PM
Pulled that outfit directly out of one of my nightmares.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: stansimpson on September 15, 2009, 12:51:04 PM
Looks like something straight out of Guillermo Del Toro's sketchbook.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Darth Geek on September 15, 2009, 02:12:46 PM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/gaga_vma09_looks2.jpg)
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Courtney on September 15, 2009, 02:18:48 PM
I was also a big fan of this one:

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/article-1213289-066BCC62000005DC-37.jpg)

I kind of love her a lot.  She's completely batshit and fancy.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Darth Geek on September 15, 2009, 02:25:19 PM
I was also a big fan of this one:

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/article-1213289-066BCC62000005DC-37.jpg)

I kind of love her a lot.  She's completely batshit and fancy.
The guy on the left made fun of her outfit.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Thrifty on September 15, 2009, 02:25:40 PM
You know, Kanye West is actually a really nice guy compared to Glaxnar Tobluss of Omicron Persei 5.  You guys should get all the facts before trying to crown the biggest jerk in the whole universe.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on September 15, 2009, 02:39:05 PM
WHOA!
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/article-1213289-066BCC62000005DC-37.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/v/tatccHVfuhA&hl=en&fs=1&
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: mrbasehart on September 15, 2009, 02:45:01 PM
I was also a big fan of this one:

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/article-1213289-066BCC62000005DC-37.jpg)

I kind of love her a lot.  She's completely batshit and fancy.

It's like she desperately wants to be in the Fifth Element or something.  I think she tries waay too hard, and it kind of makes her look a little pathetic.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Courtney on September 15, 2009, 02:53:29 PM
It's like she desperately wants to be in the Fifth Element or something.  I think she tries waay too hard, and it kind of makes her look a little pathetic.

There's a really subtle distinction between "I'm trying too hard to appear artsy and unique" (which I'm fine with) and "I'm trying too hard because I desperately crave your attention".  It's a hard thing to explain except through the following images:

"I'm trying too hard to appear artsy and unique, but ultimately succeeding because at least I have enough talent to back it up"

(http://images.starpulse.com/news/media/Lady-Gaga-latex-1.jpg)

"I'm trying too hard because I desperately crave your attention and I need you to love me despite my complete lack of talent beyond breasts.  LOVE ME!"

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R-sfcT5C6z0/ShGIqV4YWvI/AAAAAAAAG5w/IF6zEaXb1ho/s320/katy_perry.jpg)
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: RVR II on September 15, 2009, 03:28:22 PM
What others are saying..

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/09/15/kanye-west-haters??test=faces
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on September 15, 2009, 03:56:09 PM
What others are saying..

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/09/15/kanye-west-haters??test=faces

Quote from:  Stephanie Pratt via TWITTER
NOT COOL
Fuck, that's pretty harsh.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: RVR II on September 15, 2009, 04:08:04 PM
What others are saying..

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/09/15/kanye-west-haters??test=faces

Quote from:  Stephanie Pratt via TWITTER
NOT COOL
Fuck, that's pretty harsh.
Yeah, I was Fucking Offended by her 2 word statement :P
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on September 16, 2009, 07:49:44 AM
What others are saying..

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/09/15/kanye-west-haters??test=faces

Wow, only two people on there with actual talent.

I really hope that the President actually called him a "jackass." That's just awesome.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: RVR II on September 16, 2009, 07:58:22 AM
What others are saying..

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/09/15/kanye-west-haters??test=faces

Wow, only two people on there with actual talent.

I really hope that the President actually called him a "jackass." That's just awesome.
He Did Here..

http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/15/obama-calls-kanye-a-jackass/  :D :D
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: ScottotD on September 16, 2009, 08:00:26 AM
Which two you're talking about is the question, not an interesting one but a question none the less.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you
Post by: dignan on September 16, 2009, 10:38:13 AM
I'll guess...P!nk and...uh...Kelly Clarkson?  The President shouldn't really qualify in the "talent" department, although who knows, maybe he is quite gifted.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you
Post by: dignan on September 16, 2009, 12:22:14 PM

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/article-1213289-066BCC62000005DC-37.jpg)

When threatened, quills will shoot out of the Lady Gaga's head in all directions as a self-defense mechanism.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Courtney on September 16, 2009, 12:47:22 PM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/article-1213289-066BCC62000005DC-37.jpg)

And people said the three-way romance between Max Headroom's gay brother Steve, the Abominable Snowman, and Djimon Hounsou wouldn't last...
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on September 16, 2009, 01:33:10 PM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/article-1213289-066BCC62000005DC-37.jpg)

And people said the three-way romance between Max Headroom's gay brother Steve, the Abominable Snowman, and Djimon Hounsou wouldn't last...

Not that there's anything wrong with that
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: mrbasehart on September 16, 2009, 01:42:21 PM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/article-1213289-066BCC62000005DC-37.jpg)

Lady Gaga went to the Wizard for courage.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you
Post by: Steve-O on September 16, 2009, 03:41:23 PM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/article-1213289-066BCC62000005DC-37.jpg)

Never jump into a pile of drag queens with a wet sucker.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Tyrant on September 16, 2009, 04:59:36 PM
Steve-O wins!   :D
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 17, 2009, 09:15:13 AM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/gaga_vma09_looks2.jpg)

I didn't know The Red Death was up for an award...

(who IS that, btw?  cover your face but not your tits?)
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Action Batch on September 17, 2009, 09:25:22 AM
Lady GaGa.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Darth Geek on September 17, 2009, 09:41:41 AM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/gaga_vma09_looks2.jpg)

I didn't know The Red Death was up for an award...

(who IS that, btw?  cover your face but not your tits?)
Can we start a petition to get Joan Rivers to wear this?
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you
Post by: dignan on September 17, 2009, 09:57:16 AM

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/gaga_vma09_looks2.jpg)

She chose...poorly.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: RVR II on September 17, 2009, 10:00:15 AM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/gaga_vma09_looks2.jpg)

I didn't know The Red Death was up for an award...

(who IS that, btw?  cover your face but not your tits?)
Can we start a petition to get Joan Rivers to wear this?
"CAN WE TAWK?!" :scared:
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 17, 2009, 10:37:01 AM
Lady GaGa.
Fighting those rumors she's a Transvestite still?
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Action Batch on September 17, 2009, 10:44:50 AM
Lady GaGa.
Fighting those rumors she's a Transvestite still?

That would be some serious taping and tucking. Unless she's Irish or something.  :rimshot:
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on September 17, 2009, 10:47:35 AM
Lady GaGa.
Fighting those rumors she's a Transvestite still?

That would be some serious taping and tucking. Unless she's Irish or something.  :rimshot:
Careful, buddy. Them's fightin' words. Of course any word is fightin' words for an Irishmen. Stupid Irish people.  :rimshot:
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 17, 2009, 10:49:13 AM
Lady GaGa.
Fighting those rumors she's a Transvestite still?

That would be some serious taping and tucking. Unless she's Irish or something.  :rimshot:
As my Mom once told me, "It just has to reach."
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Action Batch on September 17, 2009, 11:02:04 AM
Careful, buddy. Them's fightin' words. Of course any word is fightin' words for an Irishmen. Stupid Irish people.  :rimshot:

Yeah. So? Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

As my Mom once told me, "It just has to reach."

Your Mom should write inspirational Hallmark cards for guys.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on September 17, 2009, 11:19:21 AM
Careful, buddy. Them's fightin' words. Of course any word is fightin' words for an Irishmen. Stupid Irish people.  :rimshot:

Yeah. So? Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

As my Mom once told me, "It just has to reach."

Your Mom should write inspirational Hallmark cards for guys.
Horrible text.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

EDIT: I am disgusted with myself for posting that. I'm sorry.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Action Batch on September 17, 2009, 11:22:46 AM
kay.


AH! I was looking in Recent Posts and didn't see the spoiler. Hummm...lets see.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you
Post by: Trumpysgirl on September 17, 2009, 06:20:48 PM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/gaga_vma09_looks2.jpg)

Reminds me of a guy at my old school who was completely covered from head toe in red and blue cloth, including his entire face. We all thought he was just some freaky anime fan until we found out he was being treated for leprosy. Then we all felt like douches.

Omigod, Lady Gaga has leprosy!
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Tyrant on September 18, 2009, 07:51:39 AM
I dunno.....I'm still seeing ten fingers there. Of course, we can't see her toes so maybe.

I'm just trying to figure out how she can see in that getup.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you
Post by: dignan on September 18, 2009, 07:59:17 AM
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/gaga_vma09_looks2.jpg)

Reminds me of a guy at my old school who was completely covered from head toe in red and blue cloth, including his entire face. We all thought he was just some freaky anime fan until we found out he was being treated for leprosy. Then we all felt like douches.

Omigod, Lady Gaga has leprosy!

She looks like the heroine of a Rascall Flatts song about being made fun of for having leprosy, but then going to the Prom and winning Prom Queen.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: mrbasehart on September 18, 2009, 08:06:40 AM
The crown makes her look like she's just come back from an Alice in Wonderland Christmas party and she won the cracker prize.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Tripe on September 18, 2009, 08:21:34 AM
That reminds me, I need to start making the Christmas Pudding.  :)
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Rude on September 19, 2009, 12:45:44 PM
Quote from: TripeHoundRedux
That reminds me, I need to start making the Christmas Pudding.  :)

You and Alice Cooper (http://www.alicepudding.com/), both.

Oh yeah, apparently The Round Table is pretty good... but Beyonce has one of the best websites of all time! (http://kanyelicious.appspot.com/http://forum.rifftrax.com/)

-Rude
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on September 19, 2009, 07:17:54 PM
Awesome.  :D

Wow, Kanye is never going to live this one down. Ever.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Darth Geek on September 19, 2009, 07:23:57 PM
Awesome.  :D

Wow, Kanye is never going to live this one down. Ever.
At least not until he does something even more stupid. In a few days.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: spaceforarent on September 26, 2009, 05:56:48 AM
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j150/dyingpariah22/KanyeFinish.png)
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on September 26, 2009, 09:59:08 AM
 :clap:
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: RVR II on October 30, 2009, 02:20:22 PM
"HOLD UP TAYLOR! IMMA LET YOU FINISH.. uh ... Actually, Imma Let You Finish.. My Bad :speechless:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/02/swift_swastika.jpg)

Quote
Posted Oct 29th 2009 12:46PM by TMZ Staff

UPDATE: Swift's rep just put together this swift explanation for TMZ, "Taylor took pictures with about 100 people that night ... she doesn't know who this guy is and she didn't realize what was on his shirt."

What the heil was Taylor Swift thinking?

Taylor Swift Embraces the Swastika

During Katy Perry's birthday party in West Hollywood last weekend, 19-year-old Swift put her arm around a guy wearing a Nazi swastika -- a symbol of hate, murder and evil -- and smiled for a photograph.

There are rumblings that the "JH" on Swift's shirt stands for "Jew Hater" -- but it seems more likely it stands for Julianne Hough due to the fact that Hough had a "TS" painted on her outfit ... most likely for Taylor Swift.

Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: goflyblind on October 30, 2009, 02:23:16 PM
not that the guy isn't an idiot for having such a loaded symbol painted on him, but how can we be sure that it's a nazi swastika, and not a hindu, buddhist or jain swastika? ???
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on October 30, 2009, 03:00:01 PM
I don't think anyone cares. People will read into it what they like.
Title: Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
Post by: Tripe on October 30, 2009, 05:09:55 PM
not that the guy isn't an idiot for having such a loaded symbol painted on him, but how can we be sure that it's a nazi swastika, and not a hindu, buddhist or jain swastika? ???

(http://rexcurry.net/swastika-braid-hindu.jpg)
Sub continental

(http://72.232.229.42/thumb/9/9c/Nazi_Swastika.svg/200px-Nazi_Swastika.svg.png)
Post-Wiemar

I think it's fairly obvious which one it's closer to (the clue is in the orientation).