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RiffTrax Discussion => Shorts 2009 => Primary Safety => Topic started by: Conor on April 25, 2009, 10:16:21 AM

Title: New Short! Primary Safety in the School Building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Conor on April 25, 2009, 10:16:21 AM
http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/primary-safety-school-building

(http://www.rifftrax.com/files/imagecache/product/files/PrimarySafetyPoster_0.jpg)

The follow-up to the smash hit "Primary Safety: In the Three Mile Island Cooling Tower", Primary Safety: In The School Building starts with a catchy name and builds from there. Personal injury lurks everywhere in our nationís schools, and while any hipster with an ironic "Runs With Scissors" t-shirt can identify the most famous way to hurt yourself, fewer can pinpoint the dozens and dozens of more obscure ways that you can lose an eye in music class alone.

Primary Safety: In The School Building has an answer. A cumbersome, ineffective answer. It involves giant "stop" and "go" signs, a dimwitted child, and lots of trial and error. It is the same system that now powers our nations DMVs. Head dimwit Bill mans the signs, a responsibility he earned by amassing the most experience, having repeated kindergarten for a third time. After a morning with Bill, you may be no closer to surviving a school day in one piece, but you'll probably have eaten enough paste that you just won't care.

Mike, Kevin and Bill kept their fingers crossed throughout this entire short hoping for a Mr. Bungle cameo.

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/primary-safety-school-building
Title: Re: New Short! Primary Safety in the School Building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RVR II on April 25, 2009, 10:48:33 AM
A Saturday Special?! :o
Title: Re: New Short! Primary Safety in the School Building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bairman on April 25, 2009, 11:04:31 AM
It was out last night.
Title: Re: New Short! Primary Safety in the School Building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RVR II on April 25, 2009, 11:12:47 AM
It was out last night.
Why am I Always the last one to find out about these things ???
 :-[
Title: Re: New Short! Primary Safety in the School Building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bairman on April 25, 2009, 11:16:03 AM
Are you on the mailing list?  You should've gotten an e-mail around 7pm yesterday with the subject "More riffed movies on DVD, and a new short!"
Title: Re: New Short! Primary Safety in the School Building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RVR II on April 25, 2009, 11:18:53 AM
Are you on the mailing list?  You should've gotten an e-mail around 7pm yesterday with the subject "More riffed movies on DVD, and a new short!"
Yep..

These things keep getting caught in my junk mail filter even though it's in my 'approved senders' list :grr:
Title: Re: New Short! Primary Safety in the School Building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MightyJack on April 26, 2009, 02:22:59 PM
Why is everyone named Bill in these things? Was most everyone named Bill in the 50s and early 60s? It must have made it confussing in class.

Oh, and this was a fun one, especially at the start. Bill (the kid) was very comical all on his own.
Title: Re: New Short! Primary Safety in the School Building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: PlayMSTie on April 27, 2009, 04:25:32 AM
It was out last night.

And now it's got the world's worst hangover.

:rimshot:

Title: Re: New Short! Primary Safety in the School Building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 27, 2009, 05:02:33 AM
Why is everyone named Bill in these things? Was most everyone named Bill in the 50s and early 60s? It must have made it confussing in class.

Oh, and this was a fun one, especially at the start. Bill (the kid) was very comical all on his own.

I've noticed that. too..... "well Billy......"
Title: Re: New Short! Primary Safety in the School Building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: eegah on April 27, 2009, 09:18:46 PM
It was out last night.

That's what SHE said.
Title: Re: New Short! Primary Safety in the School Building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: PontifexPrimus on August 02, 2009, 11:12:05 AM
Why is everyone named Bill in these things?

Could be worse. Could be "Steve"...  ;D
Title: Re: New Short! Primary Safety in the School Building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: swstephe on December 11, 2009, 05:31:35 AM
I just realized, (maybe a few months ago), at just about 13 seconds into this short, Mike says, "okay class, prepare to shake hands with danger", refers to the "Shake Hands with Danger" short, which didn't come out months later.  That's almost like a time-travelling riff from the future.  Where is a guy with glasses on a 10 speed?
Title: Re: New Short! Primary Safety in the School Building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RoninFox on December 11, 2009, 05:59:14 AM
Except that Shake Hands With Danger was also on the first shorts dvd, then as an exclusive to that dvd.  So it was already out there in some form, just not as a download.