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RiffTrax Discussion => Individual RiffTrax Discussion => Twilight => Topic started by: Conor on April 21, 2009, 09:59:31 AM

Title: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Conor on April 21, 2009, 09:59:31 AM
http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight

(http://www.rifftrax.com/files/imagecache/product/files/TwilightWeb_0.jpg)

RiffTrax was caught up in the Twilight frenzy, and not surprisingly, given that we are staffed almost exclusively by 13 year-old girls. So when we heard rumors of the feature film—the whispers of John Goodman being cast as Edward were especially worrying—we sent so many texts beginning "OMG!!!1!!!!11!!" we nearly shut down our SMS service.

At the movie's premiere we were there among the throngs, shrieking with girlish glee when Robert Pattinson got out of his limo (it turns out we had mistakenly gone to the premiere of The Changeling and were actually shrieking for John Malkovich, but the point still stands.) And when it was finally released on DVD we ruined our first three copies by hugging them too much.

But we've overcome these obstacles to give you the best RiffTrax for a sparkly-emo-vampire film that we know how to make, and we say with as much humility as we can muster, that's a pretty darn good sparkly-emo-vampire RiffTrax! Turn off that Ashley Tisdale download, tell the clerk at Hot Topic you'll buy that hoodie later, and cozy up with Mike, Kevin and Bill for the mopiest RiffTrax ever!



http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Thrifty on April 21, 2009, 10:05:07 AM
Okay, NOW I believe there's a Twilight Rifftrax and it's not just a rumor.
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: FBX on April 21, 2009, 10:46:58 AM
who's the woman in the poster?
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Lovye on April 21, 2009, 11:00:21 AM
Okay, NOW I believe there's a Twilight Rifftrax and it's not just a rumor.

I would believe it if only they would have used more exclimation points to indicate it was true.  The amount of exclimations makes me skeptical.  There is not sufficient evidence.
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: I Superfly on April 21, 2009, 11:02:32 AM
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                              -= DISEMBAUDIO SYNCH LINES =-

RiffTrax  |  Line                            |   DVD
3:01      Echo three to echo seven    0:36

I haven't watched the movie yet, but the Readme has me expecting some kind of vampire vs. AT-AT battle.  This happens, right?
                    
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Conor on April 21, 2009, 11:12:57 AM
Whoops, the first synch line is: "Seems like a good way to go"

The timings should be right.
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Artie on April 21, 2009, 11:19:06 AM
The timings are correct
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Thrifty on April 21, 2009, 11:31:15 AM
Whoops, the first synch line is: "Seems like a good way to go"

The timings should be right.

Ha.  Two of the iRiffs used the same line.  The third didn't, presumably because it didn't have sync lines at all.
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: mearnest on April 21, 2009, 11:52:33 AM
Downloading now.  :)
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quicksilver on April 21, 2009, 04:59:24 PM
kind of a double post, but I can't download it as well as another member here. I paid, but dont have the files and believe me I've damn near bought every single rifftrax with no issue till now.
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: torgosPizza on April 21, 2009, 05:04:42 PM
They should be there now. If not, can you email (or PM) me with your order#?
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quicksilver on April 21, 2009, 05:13:26 PM
They should be there now. If not, can you email (or PM) me with your order#?

you da' man Torgo, Dl'ing now. Thank You
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: NRRork on April 21, 2009, 05:35:55 PM
I may get this one. A sense of morbid curiosity compels me to see this movie, but having the smartassery of Mike, Kevin and Bill along may make it more enjoyable.
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: torgosPizza on April 21, 2009, 06:13:23 PM
I may get this one. A sense of morbid curiosity compels me to see this movie, but having the smartassery of Mike, Kevin and Bill along may make it more enjoyable.


You should. We watched it at RiffTrax HQ and it was hilarious.
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quicksilver on April 21, 2009, 07:12:12 PM
The anticipation is killing me, I've got to wait for the wife to get home, since she has read all the books, but she does know this movie sucks, so it should be good fun. one hour to go.  :speechless:
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 21, 2009, 07:15:08 PM
The anticipation is killing me, I've got to wait for the wife to get home, since she has read all the books, but she does know this movie sucks, so it should be good fun. one hour to go.  :speechless:

Wow, she read all the books?   This could end with you sleeping on the couch tonight.

God's speed my friend.
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: netrage on April 22, 2009, 01:47:42 PM
Just watched it a bit ago. Thank you Rifftrax for making a horrible movie something worth watching! I was laughing through most of the movie. Great job on this one!
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zandrax on April 22, 2009, 06:12:41 PM
One thing I noticed when mixing the riff with the movie audio: This movie has some seriously long credits!
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: PlayMSTie on April 25, 2009, 09:55:50 PM
I made a RiffTrax convert tonight, or possibly two. I was out with some people from my church, and the subject of Twilight came up. Turns out one of the girls there had gone to see the movie with a friend just so they could mock it, and they were able to do their mocking out loud because the rest of the theater was empty. So I told her about RiffTrax and this one in particular, and she was very excited, especially as she was an MST3K fan.

The march toward RiffTrax world domination continues!  :highfive:
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: OmegaR! on April 25, 2009, 10:12:50 PM
One thing I noticed when mixing the riff with the movie audio: This movie has some seriously long credits!

If you wanna hold today's young'uns attention, you have to have Linkin Park and Paramore (the Paramore song being written exclusively for the movie)
 :speechless:
I know fans... who tell me tidbits about the movie...
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on May 03, 2009, 03:27:00 PM
The mere thought of vampires playing baseball made me laugh like a schoolgirl for some reason.
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: CHF01 on May 05, 2009, 06:02:22 PM
I just picked this one up tonight, along with short You and Your Family. Should be a good combo.  :D
Title: Re: Twilight Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Jason Martian on June 12, 2009, 12:01:17 PM
Just a heads up, the next poster to be produced will be the Twilight poster and they will be selling them at this year's SD Comic Con.

(http://www.rifftrax.com/files/imagecache/thickbox/files/TwilightWeb_0.jpg)