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Title: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: MrTorso on April 11, 2009, 08:59:01 AM
This makes Shake Hands With Danger look like a kids movie:

It is graphic but I laughed all throughout.


http://www.youtube.com/v/LAnAaFgjiiA
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: eegah on April 11, 2009, 12:44:12 PM
This makes Shake Hands With Danger look like a kids movie:

It is graphic but I laughed all throughout.

O...M...G....!

Hilarious!
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: Darth Geek on April 11, 2009, 02:32:34 PM
It's like a B-level villain manufacturing plant!
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: warreni on June 05, 2009, 05:20:26 AM
I wish I could have seen this, but Youtube pulled the clip due to copyright issues.
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: MrTorso on June 05, 2009, 09:20:52 AM
Here is another link to THE GREATEST SAFETY FILM OF ALL TIME!

http://embed.break.com/701649

Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: Bob on June 06, 2009, 04:32:17 AM
This has to be the most awesome thing ever committed to film.

It is like "The Story of Riki" meets "Shake Hands with Danger".
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: Action Batch on June 06, 2009, 04:44:36 AM
Or Final Destination: The Blue Collar Edition
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: TeamRAD on August 12, 2009, 03:45:18 AM

I finally saw Shake Hands w/ Danger and thought I'd mosey over here only to see the funniest thing I've seen all year:

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u154/craigcrusade/Whoa.jpg)

:D

What a great find and thanks, Torso!

Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: Bob on August 12, 2009, 05:44:07 AM
I now have a new-found reason to live.

THANK YOU Random Safety Video.
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: MrTorso on August 12, 2009, 09:32:58 AM
The company that made it has a whole catalog full of stuff like that. I was going to buy it, but they are super expensive.
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: FordPrefect on August 12, 2009, 12:04:06 PM
The company that made it has a whole catalog full of stuff like that. I was going to buy it, but they are super expensive.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17556_5-most-unintentionally-hilarious-work-safety-videos.html

Will You Be Here Tomorrow and Shake Hands With Danger are both included in this Cracked article, "The 5 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Work Safety Videos".
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 12, 2009, 02:32:32 PM
I wish I could make a copy of this internal safety video that we at the Postal Service have to watch every year.  It's become the "Rocky Horror" of training videos since we all know the dialog by now, and all the plot points.  If it wasn't a sin to post it on youtube, I would.
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: Bob on August 12, 2009, 02:57:36 PM
That factory has to single-handiedly keep unemployment low as they must always be hiring new workers.
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: space_mutiny on August 16, 2009, 12:28:54 PM
I think the funniest thing about the video is that it doesn't actually try to teach any specific safety practice. It's just a long line of graphic (and hilarious) scenes of people getting maimed.
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: MrTorso on August 16, 2009, 12:31:09 PM
I think the funniest thing about the video is that it doesn't actually try to teach any specific safety practice. It's just a long line of graphic (and hilarious) scenes of people getting maimed.

It is one of that company's "IMPACT SERIES" meeting openers.  I guess you are supposed to play it at the beginning of your safety meeting. There are some other awesome ones that I wish I could find on the net. 
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: Bob on August 16, 2009, 12:36:46 PM
I think the funniest thing about the video is that it doesn't actually try to teach any specific safety practice. It's just a long line of graphic (and hilarious) scenes of people getting maimed.

It is one of that company's "IMPACT SERIES" meeting openers.  I guess you are supposed to play it at the beginning of your safety meeting. There are some other awesome ones that I wish I could find on the net. 

Yeah, not quite sure I actually learned anything other than the video company cannot WAIT for CGI cuz they could add digitial brain bits later if they wanted..... and they will want.
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: Darth Geek on August 16, 2009, 01:18:04 PM
I think the funniest thing about the video is that it doesn't actually try to teach any specific safety practice. It's just a long line of graphic (and hilarious) scenes of people getting maimed.

It is one of that company's "IMPACT SERIES" meeting openers.  I guess you are supposed to play it at the beginning of your safety meeting. There are some other awesome ones that I wish I could find on the net. 

Yeah, not quite sure I actually learned anything other than the video company cannot WAIT for CGI cuz they could add digitial brain bits later if they wanted..... and they will want.
I'd love to See Peter Jackson's safety video for WETA.
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: Russell on August 18, 2009, 10:45:11 PM
I want to know something, I normally find blood and gore to be abhorrent and evil, and yet I still laughed during this video. What does that say about me?
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: carlobee on August 18, 2009, 11:13:42 PM
oh no. i haven't seen the original because of Youtube's copyright restriction :(

(http://storeyourpicture.com/images/signature_riffers.jpg)
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: Darth Geek on August 19, 2009, 05:52:22 AM
I want to know something, I normally find blood and gore to be abhorrent and evil, and yet I still laughed during this video. What does that say about me?
You think blood is evil?!
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: MrTorso on August 19, 2009, 08:59:15 AM
oh no. i haven't seen the original because of Youtube's copyright restriction :(

(http://storeyourpicture.com/images/signature_riffers.jpg)

There is a another post further down the page with another link:

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,13646.msg436822.html#msg436822

Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: Russell on August 19, 2009, 09:25:46 AM
I want to know something, I normally find blood and gore to be abhorrent and evil, and yet I still laughed during this video. What does that say about me?
You think blood is evil?!
Well... perhaps I was a tad overzealous with the hyperbole.
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: Thrifty on August 19, 2009, 10:20:29 AM
oh no. i haven't seen the original because of Youtube's copyright restriction :(

(http://storeyourpicture.com/images/signature_riffers.jpg)

There is a another post further down the page with another link:

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,13646.msg436822.html#msg436822



I really need to remember to download a copy to my hard drive ASAP before it gets too late.
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: Thrifty on August 29, 2009, 04:11:58 PM
Looks like the Cracked article found a new link to it on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BswkYHQSLrQ).

Fortunately I remembered to download it to my hard drive before it gets yanked again.
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: MrTorso on August 29, 2009, 09:35:24 PM
Looks like the Cracked article found a new link to it on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BswkYHQSLrQ).

Fortunately I remembered to download it to my hard drive before it gets yanked again.

Yes they did.

http://www.youtube.com/v/BswkYHQSLrQ
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: harakiri on December 17, 2019, 06:52:52 AM
I know that this is quite an old thread but I had to share that my husband is a coal miner and they still show this video during his yearly safety class, He is currently waiting to shake hands with danger right now.
Title: Re: UNBELIEVABLE work place safety video!!
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 17, 2019, 06:56:07 AM
WAIT!  HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO!  DON'T EVEN GIVE DANGER A KNOWING HEAD NOD!