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Title: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on March 11, 2009, 10:30:00 AM
Yes, it's a juvenile high school game, but I love these celebrity photo games and it's time that we had another one.

Here are the rules.

*The poster below me must choose who they would marry, who they would have a one-night stand with and who they would shove off of a cliff.
*A reason must be given for each decision.
*That poster must then suggest the next three choices.
*These choices can be hot celebrities, completely detested by society, or any theme that you can think of. Male or female, it's your choice.
*And for the love of God, no animals. This may seem like a no brainer but I've seen many a game take a very sinister turn.

Let's play!

Marry, screw or kill....

1. Isla Fisher
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/02/10/islafisher_narrowweb__300x460,0.jpg)

2. Amy Adams
(http://www.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/adorable-amy-adams.jpg)

3. Anne Hathaway
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_de-44mnlBkg/SXF1x5vpRiI/AAAAAAAAGPY/ZNIiX4lmbsQ/s400/anne_hathaway_formaldress.jpg)

Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: mrbasehart on March 11, 2009, 10:35:55 AM
Hm. 

Marry: Amy Adams *sigh*
Screw: Anne Hathaway
Kill: Isla Fisher

I figure that Amy Adams and Isla Fisher are similar too each other, so screwing Isla would be a waste of good Hathaway.  :)

Suggestions!

Paris Hilton
Nicky Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on March 11, 2009, 10:38:06 AM
So, I guess us girls will have to start our own version of this?   ;)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: ebeth on March 11, 2009, 10:40:15 AM
Marry: Lindsey Lohan-She'd make a great ex-wife

Screw: Paris Hilton-I can add her to my vast selection of celebrity porn.

Kill: Nikki Hilton-Just to hear her scream

(Okay, this was difficult seeing that I'm a female who enjoys men but I'm proud of myself for playing)


Next up:

1. Karl Malden
2. Annette Funicello
3. Rufus Wainwright
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on March 11, 2009, 10:41:42 AM
So, I guess us girls will have to start our own version of this?   ;)

Not necessarily. When it's your turn feel free to post whichever three men you choose. I just posted the ladies to get the guys started (since they're usually the ones to post first). It should be interesting to see who they choose when the choices are all men.

Think of it as a "gun to your head" sort of decision....unless, of course, that's the way you swing ;)

Quote
1. Karl Malden
2. Annette Funicello
3. Rufus Wainwright
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: mrbasehart on March 11, 2009, 11:00:59 AM
Well, now having seen a picture of Annette...

Marry: Rufus Wainwright.  I've seen interviews with him.  Seems like it'd be a fun marriage.  :)
Screw: Annette Funicello.
Kill: Karl Malden.  Sorry Karl, but your nose doesn't do anything for me.


David Tennant
Christopher Ecclestone
Tom Baker
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on March 11, 2009, 11:12:00 AM
Marry: Tom Baker. He seems like he would be a fun husband, and we would never run out of jelly babies in the house.
Screw: David Tennant. I saw him play Casanova, so.....
Kill: Sorry Christopher, but you do nothing for me.

Next up:

Hitler
(http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/2158911/2159086/2159087/070221_CL_HitlerEX.jpg)

Mussolini
(http://ghostline.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/mussolini-image004.jpg)

Franco
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1hLmH7rWA7I/SNEkU3r-acI/AAAAAAAAAE8/zYKoUtGz5qI/s400/franco%5B1%5D.jpg)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Courtney on March 11, 2009, 11:17:12 AM
Marry: Mussolini, because my grandmother would be so pleased for me to marry an Italian boy.
Screw: Franco, because of my slight case of folliculophilia.
Kill: Hitler.  'Cause he's Hitler.

Buster
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v167/frak3/TH_001.jpg)

Michael
(http://a7.vox.com/6a00cdf3a54d98cb8f00d4142e7bcf685e-320pi)

GOB
(http://www.jeffnye.org/adventures/gob.jpg)
(we're talking characters, not the actors)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: TeamRAD on March 11, 2009, 01:33:18 PM


Let's play!

Marry, screw or kill....

1. Isla Fisher
2. Amy Adams
3. Anne Hathaway


Marry: Isla, she's hilarious, has a great laugh, charming, and looks super-cute in vintage t-shirts.
Give to basehart: Amy Adams, because I like basehart.
Give to Tripe: Anne Hathaway, because I like Tripe.

I had to come in and give the game an altruistic twist.  :)

Back to Court's triumvirate....Buster, Michael, and GOB....

Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Action Batch on March 11, 2009, 01:47:14 PM
Marry Michael cause he works very hard.
Screw GOB cause you know you shouldn't, and that makes it exciting.
Kill Buster and put that freak out of his misery.

B. Kiddo
(http://buldra.altervista.org/immagini/beatrix_2.jpg)
Elle Driver
(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q242/sarahsoadfreak/ElleDriverBday.jpg)
O-Ren Ishii
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/88/234261202_4dae01a4eb.jpg)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on March 11, 2009, 02:05:34 PM
Marry: B. Kiddo. Because she's the one with a sense of humor.
Screw: O-Ren. It would definitely be intense, that's for sure.
Kill: Elle Driver. Because I would be doing the world a favor.

Next up: Superheroes!

Wolverine
(http://www.publishersweekly.com/articles/blog/880000288/20081117/Hugh%20Jackman%20Wolverine.jpg)

Batman
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/Images/christian-bale-as-batman.jpg)

Iron Man
(http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/iron-man-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Maverick Joe Six-Pack on March 11, 2009, 02:11:52 PM

Next up: Superheroes!

Wolverine

Batman

Iron Man


Marry Iron Man
Screw Wolverine
Kill Batman

Paul Giamatti
(http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00176/Paul_Giamatti___176388m.jpg)

steve buscemi
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Steve%20Buscemi-5.jpg)

Philip Seymour Hoffman
(http://lisadickinson.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54fd19872883401127906d80028a4-450wi)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: mrbasehart on March 11, 2009, 02:14:17 PM
Mmm.  Tough one.

I'd marry Paul Giamatti. 
I'd bone Phillip Seymour Hoffman.  The deeper the pushin'....
I'd kill Steve Buscemi.  He looks like the kinda guy that needs putting out of his misery anyways.


Next:

Oscar:

(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070430/oscar_l.jpg)

Creed:

(http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/office-1200-bratton1.jpg)

Kevin:

(http://www.popcritics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kevin_the_office.jpg)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on March 11, 2009, 09:02:16 PM
Marry: Oscar. Technically it would be a marriage of convenience, but he doesn't creep me out as much as the other two.
Screw: Creed. At least he would forget about it so he wouldn't tell anyone.
Kill: Kevin. No. Thank. You.

Next:

Dame Helen Mirren
(http://www.michellemarcos.com/images/helen-mirren.jpg)

Dame Julie Andrews
(http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/b/b8/Julie_andrews.JPG)

Dame Shirley Bassey
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/shirleybassey-gal-fashionrocks.jpg)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: mrbasehart on March 11, 2009, 09:05:58 PM
Oh this one's easy - featuring two hotties always is :) --

I'd totally marry Julie Andrews.  That's one classy lady.
And I TOTALLY bone Helen Mirren.  She's been hot for 30 years.  She could even wear a Queen costume.
Foghorn Bassey can die.

Overly muscled-men round!

Arnold Schwarzengger:

(http://www.famous-people-search.com/arnold_schwarzenegger/arnold_schwarzenegger_picture/arnold_schwarzenegger_002.jpg)

Sylvester Stallone:

(http://www.genf20hgh.net/images/sylvester-stallone.jpg)

Lou Ferrigno:

(http://www.muscle-build.com/images/lou-ferrigno.jpg)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Tripe on March 12, 2009, 04:28:46 AM
Damnit I wanted the Helen Mirren challenge! And I concur with your choices whole heatedly.

Er ok

Marry Lou, for the conversation
Screw Sly because with those HGH shots he'll have tons of energy.
Kill the gropenator because his Skelator and HeMan marriage creeps me out.

OK so aged men who used to be pretty:

Robert Plant
(http://politicsoffthegrid.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/robert-plant-2007.jpg)

Mick Jagger
(http://content.mydamnchannel.com/datastore/UserFiles/nokia%20mick%20jagger.jpg)

Paul McCartney
(http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/paul-mccartney/pictures/paul-mccartney-picture-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: mrbasehart on March 12, 2009, 08:15:29 AM

I'd marry McCartney and live on his island.
I'd screw Robert Plant and take him (without the use of a stairway) to heaven
Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones have never done anything for me.  BLAM!

Blank-faced pretty boys round!

Josh Hartnett:
(http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/josh-hartnett.jpg)

Channing Tatum:
(http://www.freewebs.com/edwardcullenisagod/Channing-Tatum-Vanity-Fair-Online-Michael-Roberts-AUG-2007.jpg)

Paul Walker:
(http://s.bebo.com/app-image/8451236992/8257186087/PROFILE/67.228.104.78/bebo/crazyceleb/celebimage/Paul_Walker_15.jpg)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on March 12, 2009, 08:50:28 AM
Marry: Paul, because at least he attempts to branch out from his pretty boy status. Plus he probably has the most money.
Screw: Josh. And the only reason for that is below...
Kill: Channing. You and your weird name can go to hell because you do nothing for me.

Next up: The Deadwood Round

Seth Bullock
(http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/timothy_olyphant.jpg)

Al Swearingen
(http://www.nypost.com/seven/02192009/photos/ian_mcshane.jpg)

Wild Bill Hickok
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080714/emmy-snubs-50-26/Keith_Carradine_l.jpg)

The Good, the Bad, the "I'll kick you're ass if you don't give me the corner seat."
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on March 12, 2009, 09:31:10 AM
Marry: Paul, because at least he attempts to branch out from his pretty boy status. Plus he probably has the most money.
Screw: Josh. And the only reason for that is below...
Kill: Channing. You and your weird name can go to hell because you do nothing for me.

Next up: The Deadwood Round

Seth Bullock
(http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/timothy_olyphant.jpg)

Al Swearingen
(http://www.nypost.com/seven/02192009/photos/ian_mcshane.jpg)

Wild Bill Hickok
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080714/emmy-snubs-50-26/Keith_Carradine_l.jpg)

The Good, the Bad, the "I'll kick you're ass if you don't give me the corner seat."

Aww.   :-[  But don't you wanna listen to the thunder? 
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on March 12, 2009, 04:03:17 PM
Aww.   :-[  But don't you wanna listen to the thunder? 

Eh?
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on March 12, 2009, 04:23:48 PM
Aww.   :-[  But don't you wanna listen to the thunder? 

Eh?

oh nothing.  Just me being silly.  It's my favorite Hickock line from the show.  He says it to Alma.  We named our cat Fat Thunder after it.
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on March 12, 2009, 05:28:43 PM
Aww.   :-[  But don't you wanna listen to the thunder? 

Eh?

oh nothing.  Just me being silly.  It's my favorite Hickock line from the show.  He says it to Alma.  We named our cat Fat Thunder after it.

Ha ha, I'm only about seven episodes in to the series...hence why I've been in a Deadwood/Ian McShane mood lately.
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 13, 2009, 05:46:09 PM
it's interesting how many guys are being posted on this thread lol ;P
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: TeamRAD on March 13, 2009, 05:51:55 PM

Here's one for the guys...

Buffy

(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g211/Baron_Von_Sapontheim/S514_Buffy.png)

Veronica

(http://cache.idolator.com/assets/resources/2007/05/kbelll.jpg)

Faith

(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/j.purkis/faith.jpg)

Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: mrbasehart on March 13, 2009, 06:11:09 PM
It might seem like a hard choice at first, but I have no reservations with this one:

I'd marry Veronica Mars.  She's so cute and quirky, that she'd be a lot of fun.
I'd screw Faith and be in fear for my life the entire time.
I'd kill Buffy because, well, she recovers quite well from death usually.  :)

I'll let the chicks ride so other people can lust over them.
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: TeamRAD on March 14, 2009, 12:04:16 AM
I'd kill Buffy because, well, she recovers quite well from death usually.  :)

...and your intentions would be to set her up w/ me after she defeats death for a third time, right basehart?  :)

Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?! on March 14, 2009, 10:19:03 AM
I'd kill Buffy because, well, she recovers quite well from death usually.  :)

...and your intentions would be to set her up w/ me after she defeats death for a third time, right basehart?  :)

nope, she's mine RAD all mine!
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on April 25, 2009, 02:14:31 PM
The late night talk show round!

Marry, screw or kill....

Conan O'Brien
(http://jdusome.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/rs743conan-o-brien-rolling-stone-no-743-september-1996-posters.jpg)

Craig Ferguson
(http://www.htzfm.com/files/htzfm/images/craig_ferguson_01.jpg)

David Letterman
(http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/1/5/0/3/10203051-10203057-slarge.jpg)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 26, 2009, 10:15:06 AM
Marry: Conan.  Not sure why.  I think it's the hair.  And the fact that he's probably as neurotic as I am.
Screw: Craig Ferguson, because I like Scotsmen.
Kill: David Letterman.  You've had a good run, Dave.  But it's time for you to die.
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: TeamRAD on April 26, 2009, 04:02:22 PM

Be it BBQ didn't list three candidates to Marry, Screw, or Kill...I nominate the following:

Tripe

(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/100_0164.jpg)

RVR

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/02/RVR2Mar1-09snow001.jpg)

and

Edward Cullen

(http://www.foroswebgratis.com/imagenes_foros/1/3/6/2/9/721109Edward%20Cullen%203.jpg)

Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Ayriana22 on April 28, 2009, 08:21:51 PM
Marry: Wolverine, and Hugh Jackman is awesome
Screw: Batman, because while he may be tasty Christian Bale has a little too much of a temper
Kill: Ironman, RDJ is meh and iron man is... okay


Marry: B. Kiddo. Because she's the one with a sense of humor.
Screw: O-Ren. It would definitely be intense, that's for sure.
Kill: Elle Driver. Because I would be doing the world a favor.

Next up: Superheroes!

Wolverine
(http://www.publishersweekly.com/articles/blog/880000288/20081117/Hugh%20Jackman%20Wolverine.jpg)

Batman
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/Images/christian-bale-as-batman.jpg)

Iron Man
(http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/iron-man-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on April 30, 2009, 10:38:14 AM

Tripe

RVR

Edward Cullen

I'll continue since Ayriana didn't quite understand the rules.

Here goes:

Marry: Tripe -- Don't get weirded out by this, my friend, but for the longest time I thought you were English -- I have no idea why. But because of this misconception I choose you to marry, because I'm a sucker for the English.  ;D

Screw: RVR -- He'd know some good games to play.  :-*

Kill: Edward Cullen -- And the rest of the Twilight universe, if I could.

Next up: The View Round!
*shudders*

Babs
(http://redriverpak.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/barbara_walters.jpg)

Joy
(http://cerebraljetsam.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/gary-busey.jpg)

Whoopi
(http://www.celebrityheights.net/g/whoopi-goldberg/image.jpg)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Cibernético II on April 30, 2009, 03:18:03 PM
YAh! Oh come on, this one is hard enough and you're saying Joy looks like Gary Busey?


Marriage- Whoopi. Easily the most tolerable of The View panel. She's motherly and cool. I just hope she doesn't mind too much when I cheat on her.

Teh sexxorz - Barbara. Come on! Who wouldn't want to do it just to have the story? I could be one of her famous somewhat off-topic, name-dropping anecdotes. Awesome. I would have to be really gentle though, I wouldn't want to break her hip.

Dies - Joy. Christ I want to kill her every time she makes one of her menopause jokes, which is often. Everytime the subject of sex comes up on the View she has to mention her complete frigidity in joke form, she assumes that everyone can relate. Can you believe that she has a whole team of writers that write those terrible jokes she's always making on the show? A team! I can't imagine the jokes that didn't make it to air. How lazy can you be? She calls herself a comedian? And she's always rushing the segment. What's the hurry Joy? As a TV host it's your job to sell whatever thing that the show has selected, not crap on it. And as boner killing as she is, somehow Sherri Shepherd is even less attractive.

Next up:

(http://www.metroactive.com/metro/01.16.08/gifs/EVENTS_MT0803.jpg)

Ellie Krieger

(http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/nm_rachel_ray_071105_ms.jpg)

Rachel Ray

(http://daytimetalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/giada-de-laurentiis.jpg)

Giada De Laurentiis
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: TeamRAD on May 12, 2011, 06:47:22 PM

I really didn't want to click on SMK's website, so I decided to bump this up....the players are:

Romana I

(http://godardsletterboxes.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/250px-romana1.jpg)

Romana II

(http://godardsletterboxes.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/romana2.jpg?w=300&h=207)

and

Amy Pond

(http://sharetv.org/images/doctor_who_uk/cast/large/amy_pond.jpg)


Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Tripe on May 12, 2011, 06:52:52 PM
Marry: Amy, could listen to her laugh for a long time
Screw: Romana II I know I'm in a minority on this one
Kill : Romana I if I had to choose one of them.

Though if were talking Tamm now it's much harder, she's pretty foxy in the Jonathan Creek episode she's in.
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: TeamRAD on May 12, 2011, 07:13:04 PM

Screw: Romana II I know I'm in a minority on this one

I cannot say I saw that coming!  Minority, indeed.  :)

Of those three:

Marry: Romana II (what a sweetheart and clever to boot...a time lady after my heart)
Screw: Romana I (it took a story in the KtT arc to see her sex appeal, and it's sure there)
Kill: Amy (Amy may be hot, but she isn't any time lady)

Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: daltysmilth on May 12, 2011, 11:47:30 PM
Okay, here's another one for the ladies, specifically the trekkie ladies:

James T. Kirk:
(http://10fourteen.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/captainkirk.jpg)

Jean-Luc Picard:
(http://patrickstewart.tripod.com/picard3.gif)

Or Benjamin Sisko:
(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1762/258613-sisko_large.jpg)

Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Tripe on May 13, 2011, 04:26:02 AM

Screw: Romana II I know I'm in a minority on this one

I cannot say I saw that coming!  Minority, indeed.  :)
Just me and Dawkins I think ;)

Actually the story of how they met is adorable what with them having a conversation under the towering arch formed by Douglas Adams and John Cleese. :)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: TeamRAD on May 13, 2011, 05:36:11 AM

Cleese was also involved w/ Lalla & Richard's first meeting? My understanding was Douglas introduced her to him, and the rest is history. Cleese being involved makes it otherworldly.

Lalla's so awesome, and Dawkins is a lucky guy. Tom Baker was lucky, too!

And I would answer dalty's Trek-themed players if I was versed in it. But wait, I guess I would screw Kirk. :P

Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Tripe on May 13, 2011, 05:39:10 AM
Cleese was also involved w/ Lalla & Richard's first meeting? My understanding was Douglas introduced her to him, and the rest is history. Cleese being involved makes it otherworldly.
Well only in so far as, after introducing them Adams got involved in a convo with Cleese leaving the two much shorter people to talk amongst themselves. :)

Oh yes Tom Baker is a member of the "would shag Romana II" club too, ever read his autobiography, it's excellent.
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: TeamRAD on May 13, 2011, 05:54:29 AM

I wasn't aware Tom had an autobiography out and will definitely pick it up sometime this year. It's great, of all the things I've been wrong about in the past, Doctor Who was one of the biggies. I never knew what I was missing, and I've become a big-time fan within the past 12 months. Such an incredibly fun piece of work it is.

 :)

Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Tripe on May 13, 2011, 06:02:48 AM
And on the ST question I'll just add this to the discussion...

http://www.youtube.com/v/4A6u_SkBTvc?fs=1

C'mon who'd not want to shag that?  ;)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: mrbasehart on May 13, 2011, 09:45:05 AM
Marry - Jean Luc Picard.  He seems like he'd treat me nicely, he's also quite well off with that parcel of land in France that belonged to his brother.

Screw - Tough one, but I'd go with Sisko.  He takes "relations" more seriously than Kirk, who has a bad habit of letting his one-night stands die or disappear pretty soon after.

Kill - Kirk.  It's not like it would take anyway, the immortal bastard.

Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 13, 2011, 05:47:54 PM
Marry - Jean Luc Picard.  He seems like he'd treat me nicely, he's also quite well off with that parcel of land in France that belonged to his brother.

Screw - Tough one, but I'd go with Sisko.  He takes "relations" more seriously than Kirk, who has a bad habit of letting his one-night stands die or disappear pretty soon after.

Kill - Kirk.  It's not like it would take anyway, the immortal bastard.



I was gonna give my opinions, but this is pretty much my opinion.
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 13, 2011, 05:54:56 PM
Molotov Cocktease
(http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq159/groovysuperhero/comicsandscifi/mol.jpg)

Dr. Mrs. The Monarch
(http://images.wikia.com/adultswim/images/f/f2/DrMrsTheMonarch.jpg)

Sally Impossible
(http://students.csci.unt.edu/~wng0001/Sally.jpg)

(I was thinking of including Trianna Orpheus, but that seemed wrong somehow)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: TeamRAD on May 17, 2011, 08:21:10 PM


Marry: Dr. Mrs. The Monarch (From what I've seen, she cracks me up, and she's kinda hot)
Screw: Molotov Cocktease (I'm sure it would be interesting)
Kill: Sally Impossible (I was never a Fantastic Four fan to begin with)

Next round! The three stages of Catwoman, circa the sixties...

Newmar

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u154/craigcrusade/NewKat.png)

Merriweather

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u154/craigcrusade/MerriCat.png)

&

Kitt

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u154/craigcrusade/KittCat.png)


Meow!

Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: feinting goats on May 17, 2011, 09:57:58 PM
Ouch.  Ok.

Marry:  Merriweather
Screw:  Newmar
Kill:  Kitt

Honestly...the names match.  Not my generation.  But I LOVE the pointiness! 

Ok here's a toughie:

Eleanor Abernathy AKA Crazy Cat Lady:
(http://www.hoffmania.com/.a/6a00d8341bfcad53ef01156fc34968970c-800wi)

Agnes Skinner
(http://mimg.ugo.com/201105/0/5/6/188650/cuts/simpsons_480_poster.png)

Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure-Anderson-Simpson-D'Amico
(http://www.celebutopia.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/selmabouvier1.gif)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 20, 2011, 12:16:56 PM
Is kill myself an option?

OK, I guess it would have to be the following.

Marry: Agnes Skinner
(http://mimg.ugo.com/201105/0/5/6/188650/cuts/simpsons_480_poster.png)

Because as horrible as she is, she doesn't smell like cat urine or murder my lungs.  My will to live might die though, but I think that I could bond with Skinner.

Screw:
Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure-Anderson-Simpson-D'Amico
(http://www.celebutopia.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/selmabouvier1.gif)Ugly?  Yes.  But I only have to do it once and then I can escape.  All present trauma and at least this one might make the other half feel better.

Kill:
Eleanor Abernathy AKA Crazy Cat Lady:
(http://www.hoffmania.com/.a/6a00d8341bfcad53ef01156fc34968970c-800wi)

She's less deserving of death than Agnes, but I will not marry or screw something that smell like cat urine.
Now if it was young Eleanor Abernathy...


Next:

(http://www.wrightonfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mikeandthebotsly7.jpg)

(http://mst3kaday.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/mst3000.jpg)

(http://calitreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Dr-Clayton-Forrester.jpg)

Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Darth Geek on May 20, 2011, 05:00:37 PM
 :D Great picture for Forrester.
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Scribblesense on May 20, 2011, 10:45:16 PM
Wait, do the bots come with Mike and/or Joel, as sort of a package deal? Because that could complicate things.

Anyhow:

Marry: Joel, because he seems like such a sweet and honest guy.
Screw: Forrester, because I bet he's into the weird stuff.
Kill: Mike, because he HASN'T RIFFED SUPER MARIO BROS YET!!!  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:

Next:
MGS4 edition!

1. Scarlett Chorvat, aka Screaming Mantis
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

2. Mieko Rye, aka Crying Wolf

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

3. Yumi Kikuchi, aka Raging Raven
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(There are technically four members to the Beauty and the Beast unit, but I did not include Lyndall Jarvis, aka Laughing Octopus...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
...for a few jealous reasons  :) )
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 23, 2011, 04:01:04 PM
Hmm... I never played that one, so I guess this is going to be superficial

Marry: Crying Wolf
Screw Scream Mantis (though I don't want her to eat my head)
Kill: Raging Raven


NEXT:
(http://www.cellphone-wallpapers.net/Wallpapers/User/14854-378px-Poison-Ivy-0237.jpg)

(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/19739/747115-331090_196243_harley_quinn_super_large.jpg)

(http://seekersofthebat.com/wp-content/uploads/talia.jpg)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Tripe on May 23, 2011, 04:17:39 PM
Oh like this is even difficult.

Marry: Talia, I love Talia.
Screw: Ivy, girls who are really close to nature are sexy but maybe only for a while *
Kill; Harley, I know she's super beloved but I mostly find her annoying.

*actually if it was a choice between Ivy and Talia, I might give polygamy some thought.  ;)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 25, 2011, 01:49:54 PM
Marry:
(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/19739/747115-331090_196243_harley_quinn_super_large.jpg)
It probably wouldn't work out since I wouldn't be abusive enough for her, but you got to admire someone who knows how to have fun.
Screw:
(http://www.cellphone-wallpapers.net/Wallpapers/User/14854-378px-Poison-Ivy-0237.jpg)
Of course, this will probably end up with me dead, but I can imagine it isn't good (plus, if I die, I wouldn't have the rash that most people get when they rub up against poison ivy.
Kill:
(http://seekersofthebat.com/wp-content/uploads/talia.jpg)
I was thinking of marry, but I really don't like the way she raised her kid
(http://www.platformnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Damianwayne.png)

What about this?
King Arthur
(http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/King-Arthur-and-Patsy-monty-python-380178_800_441.jpg)
Sir Robin
(http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Brave-Sir-Robin-monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-591201_1008_566.jpg)
Sir Galahad
(http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/75789.gif)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: AmazingThor on May 31, 2011, 09:33:10 PM
Marry: King Arthur (haven't you always wanted to be royalty?)
Screw: Sir Galahad (soil that white army!)
Kill: Brave Sir Robin (he was not afraid to die...)


Next:
Queen Victoria
Queen Elizabeth
Queen Isabella (of Spain)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 25, 2012, 06:37:13 PM
Keep in mind, I get my Queens Mixed up.  Which one has Freddy Mercury?

Screw: Queen Isabella (of Spain)  Got to love that hot latina love.  What's that?  Historical figures are by no means subject to follow my racial stereotyping?  But that's all I have.
Marry:  Queen Elizabeth I think she was a good queen.
Kill: Queen Victoria.  Have you seen how depressing Victorian England is in moving.  That's right, I'm blaming her for the industrial revolution.

Next:
Tom Servo
Crow T Robot
Gypsy
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: Darth Geek on February 25, 2012, 06:42:25 PM
Marry: Gypsy. She would keep my systems in order.

Screw: Tom Servo. He's got the cutest little skirt. He would feel a sensation altogether new to him. And he will LOVE it!

Kill: Crow. I have to kill him before he kills me.


Marry, screw or kill:
(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2012/02/Ghostbusters-Without-Bill-Murray.jpg)
Title: Re: Marry, Screw or Kill?
Post by: TeamRAD on April 11, 2013, 12:24:10 PM
Marry: Venkman - he'd be a blast growing old with.
Screw: Spengler - b/c he's not Aykroyd
Kill: Stantz - Nothing but Trouble, seriously?

A Justified- centric MSK:

Ava

(http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles2/1619108/article_images/joelle_carter.jpg)

Rachel

(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNzY3NDEyOTI4Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDA1NTc5OA@@._V1._SX436_SY653_.jpg)

Winona

(http://www.beertripper.com/OffTopic/2012/Natalie_Zea/Natalie_Zea_Winona_Hawkins.jpg)


Edit: I had to find another photo of Rachel.