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Title: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 11, 2009, 08:55:49 PM
In the tradition of John Hogdeman's 700 hobo/moleman names and the names of David Ryder from Space Mutiny, we will make as many names for a certain kind of group as possible.  Let's start with trying to compile 700 Tough Guy names and then choose another after that.  Remember to number them so we know when to change the subject (and feel free to get really surreal with it).  The person who gets the 700th gets to choose the next topic.

I'll begin with 7, so that we are 1% there.

1. Rock Thickbeef
2. Smack Punchface
3. Quint Sharkbait
4. Thud Hithurt
5. Boom Kneeouch
6. Hulk Stoneballs
7. Poke Eyeblister
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: anais.jude on February 12, 2009, 08:48:35 AM
8) Muscle McSteroids
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: ImOscardotcom on February 12, 2009, 08:53:06 AM
9. Jack Jawstump
10. Saw Sumbitch
11. Shiv Shawshank
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Maverick Joe Six-Pack on February 12, 2009, 08:59:30 AM
12. Pork Thumbnail
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: James of LinHood on February 12, 2009, 09:01:47 AM
Beef Nadpunch
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Post by: anais.jude on February 12, 2009, 09:10:32 AM
13) Beef Nadpunch


James doesn't listen to directions
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: James of LinHood on February 12, 2009, 09:12:38 AM
13) Beef Nadpunch


James doesn't listen to directions


Directions are overrated.
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on February 12, 2009, 10:22:46 AM
14. Holt Sheetrock
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Post by: iv3rdawG on February 12, 2009, 10:34:11 AM
15. Hard Manly
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Post by: mrbasehart on February 12, 2009, 11:15:46 AM
16. Slate Nadshot
17. Bruce Tungsten
18. Chuck Cobalt
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Ortega on February 12, 2009, 11:35:29 AM
19. Gerald Granite
20. george Graphite
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: RoninFox on February 12, 2009, 12:45:38 PM
21.  Punch Hardfist
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Post by: mrbasehart on February 12, 2009, 12:51:53 PM
22. Dirk Dirk
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Post by: Nick on February 12, 2009, 12:52:08 PM
23.) Slab Bulkhead
24.) Grit McToughide
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Courtney on February 12, 2009, 12:52:34 PM
25. Stint Armbreak
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Post by: Maverick Joe Six-Pack on February 12, 2009, 01:02:33 PM
26) Burnt Cheesesteak
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: RoninFox on February 12, 2009, 01:03:26 PM
Burnt Cheesesteak

You mean

26:  Burnt Cheesesteak

and now 27:  Crack Sheetrock
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Courtney on February 12, 2009, 01:15:04 PM
28. Hammer Ivyheart
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 12, 2009, 01:23:54 PM
29. Flex Anviltesticles
30. Shred Breakboard
31. Beck Roughbatch of the New Hampshire Roughbatches
32. Jeff Lowblow, midget kickboxer
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on February 12, 2009, 01:28:30 PM
28. Hammer Ivyheart

Ivyheart?   Thats not very manly
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Maverick Joe Six-Pack on February 12, 2009, 01:41:24 PM
33. Mitch Sideswipe
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Post by: Sideswipe on February 12, 2009, 01:50:54 PM
Sideswipe McSuperawesome
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 12, 2009, 02:22:53 PM
Sideswipe McSuperawesome
34.  Sideswipe McSuperawesome

35. Jab Uppercut
36. Diesel Enginestall
37. Prof Brick Fleshtone, PhD
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on February 12, 2009, 02:24:09 PM
Stretch Tanktop!
Shift Capslock!
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Courtney on February 12, 2009, 05:56:26 PM
28. Hammer Ivyheart

Ivyheart?   Thats not very manly

Ivy itches and stuff.  Minor rash and irritation!  Manly!
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: RoninFox on February 12, 2009, 05:58:27 PM
40:  Man McMahon
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Post by: anais.jude on February 12, 2009, 06:05:14 PM
41.Sue
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Post by: mrbasehart on February 12, 2009, 06:06:53 PM
42.  Butch Ironjaw
43.  Biggus Dickus
44.  Frank Stallone
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Post by: Dankbuds on February 12, 2009, 06:10:32 PM
45. Chest Rockwell
46. Brock Landers
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Post by: Maverick Joe Six-Pack on February 12, 2009, 06:35:44 PM
47. Steve Gutenburg!
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Action Batch on February 12, 2009, 06:38:58 PM
Chizel McPeckflank
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Tripe on February 12, 2009, 07:22:44 PM
49. Glute Maximus
50. Gouge Risefast
51. Heathcliff McHornyhands
52. Serge Denim
53. Bulk Produce
54. Achilles Tendon
55. Winston Cooper
56. Shirley Crabtree
57. Wee Jimmy Crankie
58. Cap. Stan Fullstrength
59. "Have a go" Hiro
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: a pretty girl is like on February 12, 2009, 07:29:31 PM
60. Bill ChestHair
61. Dar Williams
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on February 12, 2009, 07:40:27 PM
Jimmy Crackcorn1
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 12, 2009, 08:40:50 PM
63. Crack Misogyny
64. Frank Sweatpants
65. Bruce Campbell
66 & 67. Tricep and Bicep, the first Siamese twin American Gladiators
68. Guillaume Bayonet (the only Frenchman on the list)
69. Chunk Gristlemember
70. Thorn Firestorm
71. Trent Clubfoot
72. Maxim Gunsammo
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Ortega on February 12, 2009, 08:47:53 PM
73. Dirk Dagger
74. Slab McStone
75. Rockwell Von Igneous
76. Burette De La Gonad
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: RoninFox on February 12, 2009, 10:24:21 PM
77.  Dudley Manlove
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2009, 10:27:26 PM
78.) Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster  ;D
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on February 12, 2009, 11:01:48 PM
Clarence Boddicker
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Post by: Courtney on February 13, 2009, 08:03:35 AM
80. Crank Dangerpants
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Post by: therul on February 13, 2009, 08:04:03 AM
81.) Slash BulletCatcher
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Post by: Nunyerbiz on February 13, 2009, 09:12:11 AM
82: Testcules: The Greek God of Big Cojones
83: Clu Galuger
84: Rosie O'Donnell
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: therul on February 13, 2009, 01:06:36 PM
83) Nipple deTwist
84) Tipsy Carbomb
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: a pretty girl is like on February 13, 2009, 01:30:01 PM
85. Moishe McDanger
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Thrifty on February 13, 2009, 02:32:34 PM
86.  Buck Williams
87.  Rayford Steele
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: ImOscardotcom on February 13, 2009, 02:41:22 PM
88. Dick Damnfuck
89. Strong McManmight
90. Bill Bulkbash
91. Jill Clayburgh
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Maverick Joe Six-Pack on February 13, 2009, 07:05:13 PM
92. Greg Brady
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on February 13, 2009, 08:37:48 PM
Jean-Luc Picard
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Pak-Man on February 13, 2009, 08:56:22 PM
93. Brick Shrapnel
94. Chunky Rocky Road
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 13, 2009, 10:34:55 PM
95. Rusty Redsteel
96. Wolf Bulltiger
97. Nick Scarbrow
98. Biff Gyprock
99. Sam Riptendon
100. Mongol Spartan
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: darkchashy on February 14, 2009, 07:15:52 PM
101. Crag Steelbleed
102. Bleese Kegkicker
103. Bilth Grognock
104. Zombor Killtracktor
105.  Ice Cleftblock
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on February 14, 2009, 07:20:04 PM
Ronald McDonald
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: OTC316 on February 15, 2009, 07:06:24 PM
107. Shiv Crotchkick
108. Rex Kevlar
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: ImOscardotcom on February 15, 2009, 07:47:42 PM
What we've got so far:

Quote
1. Rock Thickbeef
2. Smack Punchface
3. Quint Sharkbait
4. Thud Hithurt
5. Boom Kneeouch
6. Hulk Stoneballs
7. Poke Eyeblister
8. Muscle McSteroids
9. Jack Jawstump
10. Saw Sumbitch
11. Shiv Shawshank
12. Pork Thumbnail
13. Beef Nadpunch
14. Holt Sheetrock
15. Hard Manly
16. Slate Nadshot
17. Bruce Tungsten
18. Chuck Cobalt
19. Gerald Granite
20. george Graphite
21. Punch Hardfist
22. Dirk Dirk
23.) Slab Bulkhead
24.) Grit McToughide
25. Stint Armbreak
26: Burnt Cheesesteak
27: Crack Sheetrock
28. Hammer Ivyheart
29. Flex Anviltesticles
30. Shred Breakboard
31. Beck Roughbatch of the New Hampshire Roughbatches
32. Jeff Lowblow, midget kickboxer
33. Mitch Sideswipe
34. Sideswipe McSuperawesome
35. Jab Uppercut
36. Diesel Enginestall
37. Prof Brick Fleshtone, PhD
38. Stretch Tanktop!
39. Shift Capslock!
40: Man McMahon
41. Sue
42. Butch Ironjaw
43. Biggus Dickus
44. Frank Stallone
45. Chest Rockwell
46. Brock Landers
47. Steve Gutenburg!
48. Chizel McPeckflank
49. Glute Maximus
50. Gouge Risefast
51. Heathcliff McHornyhands
52. Serge Denim
53. Bulk Produce
54. Achilles Tendon
55. Winston Cooper
56. Shirley Crabtree
57. Wee Jimmy Crankie
58. Cap. Stan Fullstrength
59. "Have a go" Hiro
60. Bill ChestHair
61. Dar Williams
62. Jimmy Crackcorn1
63. Crack Misogyny
64. Frank Sweatpants
65. Bruce Campbell
66 & 67. Tricep and Bicep, the first Siamese twin American Gladiators
68. Guillaume Bayonet (the only Frenchman on the list)
69. Chunk Gristlemember
70. Thorn Firestorm
71. Trent Clubfoot
72. Maxim Gunsammo
73. Dirk Dagger
74. Slab McStone
75. Rockwell Von Igneous
76. Burette De La Gonad
77. Dudley Manlove
78.) Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
79. Clarence Boddicker
80. Crank Dangerpants
81.) Slash BulletCatcher
82: Testcules: The Greek God of Big Cojones
83: Clu Galuger
84: Rosie O'Donnell
83) Nipple deTwist
84) Tipsy Carbomb
85. Moishe McDanger
86. Buck Williams
87. Rayford Steele
88. Dick Damnfuck
89. Strong McManmight
90. Bill Bulkbash
91. Jill Clayburgh
92. Greg Brady
93. Jean-Luc Picard
94. Brick Shrapnel
95. Chunky Rocky Road
96. Rusty Redsteel
97. Wolf Bulltiger
98. Nick Scarbrow
99. Biff Gyprock
100. Sam Riptendon
101. Mongol Spartan
102. Crag Steelbleed
103. Bleese Kegkicker
104. Bilth Grognock
105. Zombor Killtracktor
106. Ice Cleftblock
108. Ronald McDonald
109. Shiv Crotchkick
110. Rex Kevlar

Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 16, 2009, 01:06:45 PM
111. Han Headlock
112. Harold Fullnelson
113. Harold Halfnelson (packing exactly 1/2 the maniliness as Mr. Fullnelson)
114. Action "Action" Jackson
115. Akira Driftrace
116. Chad Minotaur
117. Rick Halfback
 
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Maverick Joe Six-Pack on February 16, 2009, 01:27:52 PM
118) Beef Baconlog
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on February 16, 2009, 02:22:56 PM
Beef Baconblaster
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Action Batch on February 16, 2009, 02:30:55 PM
120) Punky Von Stinkeye
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Thrifty on February 17, 2009, 10:57:22 AM
121) Julie Verley
122) Oscar Ruitt
123)Rudy Day
124) Shirley W. Money
125) Mahmoud S. Bleak
126) Soren Dekeester
127) Meg Meehan Hoffa
128) Harriet Knight
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Thrifty on February 17, 2009, 11:06:36 AM
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Do I win?
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Tripe on February 17, 2009, 11:12:19 AM
No but you get us much closer to the next topic, well done.
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: a pretty girl is like on February 17, 2009, 12:39:22 PM
 :clap: for Benjamin Not-Yet-You-Yahoo.

Excellent!
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on February 17, 2009, 12:49:55 PM
Though I can't do a billion at once here are my contributions.

629) Titanic McHuge
630) Mr Beefy    (see SGC2C vol 1)
631) El Bulko
632) Le Grand Fromage
633) Ripped Van Der Pecks
634) Arnold Pumptup
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Thrifty on February 17, 2009, 12:57:34 PM
No but you get us much closer to the next topic, well done.

I actually had about 100 more, but decided to leave some space open.

635) Ralph Reed
636) David Dilbeck
637) David Duke

Wait... are we not supposed to use real names?
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 17, 2009, 02:03:25 PM
As long as you think it's funny and (in this topic) manly.  Someone used the ridiculous but real name of Sgt, Max Fightmaster

638) Man He-Male
639) Cornelius Beefsteak (he-man of the Victorian era)
640) Victor Boron
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: darkchashy on February 17, 2009, 08:32:49 PM
641. Killgore Sternbroad
642. Crater Platerock
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on February 17, 2009, 08:33:26 PM
Pinky Squishybottom
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: therul on February 18, 2009, 07:33:50 AM
Fred Flintlock
Barney BigStones
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Thrifty on February 18, 2009, 07:49:52 AM
As long as you think it's funny and (in this topic) manly.  Someone used the ridiculous but real name of Sgt, Max Fightmaster

638) Man He-Male
639) Cornelius Beefsteak (he-man of the Victorian era)
640) Victor Boron

Well, David Dilbeck (a U.S. senator from the movie "Dilbeck") has a name that sounds like a cross between "David Duke" (notorious former Congressman who was also a member of the KKK) and "dildo".

Ralph Reed, former leader of the Christian Coalition, I first heard of in an atheist forum as a euphamism for a man's genitals.

Oh, and come on people, let's remember to number these names.
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 18, 2009, 12:23:27 PM
646) Man Bearpig
647) Don Killshot
648) Paul Strongarm
649) John Longbone
650) Toblerone ("I never heard of a lady in the box HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!")
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: therul on February 18, 2009, 12:45:53 PM
651) Don Armknotts
652) Barney (I only need one shot) Fife
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: darkchashy on February 18, 2009, 02:00:01 PM
653. Cole Boxknocker
654. Cobb Rollsmasher
655. Notch Branblast
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on February 18, 2009, 08:21:20 PM
Templeton Peck
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: lassieface on February 18, 2009, 09:03:46 PM
657. Thor VonBreaker
658. Chunk Ironeater
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on February 19, 2009, 01:13:37 PM
Edward "Snugglecakes"  Vanhelgen
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Thrifty on February 19, 2009, 01:21:19 PM
659. Homer Glumplin
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Post by: Maverick Joe Six-Pack on February 19, 2009, 01:28:37 PM
660. Brick Meatwad
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Post by: Thrifty on February 19, 2009, 01:56:53 PM
661. Bob Jackass
662. Bob Evil
663. Zap Rowsdower
664. John Smith
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: therul on February 19, 2009, 02:06:17 PM
665. Bob Upndown
666. Knife "bad shot" Shower
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: AmazingThor on February 19, 2009, 02:19:17 PM
667. Chip Manflakes!
668. Turk Jerkmeat!
669. Bo Chiselpeck!
670. Brag Heart-throb!
671. Steve Crockpunch!
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: therul on February 20, 2009, 12:52:35 PM
672. "Papa" Smurf
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on February 22, 2009, 09:23:17 AM
Clark W. Griswald
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 22, 2009, 09:46:17 AM
674. Brick Octocep.
675. Todd Abcrunch
676. Brad High-five.
677. Steve Fratdrunk
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: therul on February 23, 2009, 12:40:35 PM
678.  Cecil "Cell Back" DoorBanger
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: darkchashy on February 23, 2009, 01:13:18 PM
679. Maurice Blagobish
680. Little Mug
681. Tug St. Bernard
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on February 24, 2009, 12:34:44 PM
Dr. Richard Kimble
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on February 24, 2009, 12:38:57 PM
For that matter, Gerard.
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on February 24, 2009, 12:41:07 PM
Richard do you want to get shot?!
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Thrifty on February 24, 2009, 12:42:23 PM
683: Sandy Beach
684: Sara Bellum
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Thrifty on February 24, 2009, 12:50:00 PM
685. Yessir Itsaflat
686. Bea Ferrone
687. Al Lowetta
688. Saul Wellingood
689. Jillian Here
690. Colette O'Day
691. George Stayontopothis
692. Ophelia Paine
693. Xavier Breath
694. Billy Aiken
695. Sludgy Ozawa
696. Philip Harmonic
697. Hugo Origo
698. Lisa Carr
699. Kirsten Hollered

AND FINALLY 700:

700. Gladys Overwith
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on February 24, 2009, 12:51:29 PM
Show off
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Thrifty on February 24, 2009, 12:52:30 PM
Oh.  I just realized these were supposed to be Space Mutiny style "tough guy" names.  Oh well.
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Thrifty on February 24, 2009, 12:53:01 PM
Show off

Non-numbering maverick!
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on February 24, 2009, 12:57:45 PM
Hey, no double
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on February 24, 2009, 12:57:57 PM
posting
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Thrifty on February 24, 2009, 12:59:14 PM
posting

capitalist
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Thrifty on February 24, 2009, 12:59:25 PM
pig
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on February 24, 2009, 01:22:21 PM
ahem...... start the new game, please!!!
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 24, 2009, 01:42:50 PM
Yep, since Thrifty was the one to finish it off, he can come up with a new 700 names subject.  If he doesn't want to here's my advise:

700 Nerdy Names
700 Wrestler names
700 DVD special addition titles
and (though not names) 700 side effects (a la Prescott Group products)

But feel free to come up with whatever subject you can.
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on February 25, 2009, 12:29:07 PM
or here's one that might be fun, since I do it all the time anyway:
700 Potential Sequel Names (i.e. a sequel to "I still know what you did last summer" could be "Ok, I was kidding, I don't know what you did last summer" )
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Thrifty on February 25, 2009, 01:09:11 PM
How about "700 names from the municipal phone book"?

This one got derailed so quickly, what's the point of one being themed?
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 25, 2009, 01:13:33 PM
Um... because otherwise it's just names and it's not funny (you're the one who put in a lot of names that had nothing to do with the previous theme).  But if that's what you want...
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: therul on February 25, 2009, 02:58:58 PM
685. Yessir Itsaflat
686. Bea Ferrone
687. Al Lowetta
688. Saul Wellingood
689. Jillian Here
690. Colette O'Day
691. George Stayontopothis
692. Ophelia Paine
693. Xavier Breath
694. Billy Aiken
695. Sludgy Ozawa
696. Philip Harmonic
697. Hugo Origo
698. Lisa Carr
699. Kirsten Hollered

AND FINALLY 700:

700. Gladys Overwith

:clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 09, 2009, 08:45:08 PM
Alright, I'm starting this thing up again.

700 medical side effects from Prescot Group products.
May cause
1. Sneezing
2. Coughing
3. Loss of limbs
4. Super-Leprosy
5. Spontaneous Hyper-Obesity
6. Runny Knees
7. Inverse goosebumps
8. Florescent Orange Rashes
9. Explosive Eye-Watering
10. Projectile Sweating
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on March 09, 2009, 08:56:45 PM
no pulse
no blood pressure
itchy puffy eyes
erect nipples
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: ImOscardotcom on March 09, 2009, 09:15:22 PM
15. Erections lasting more than four hours
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: mrbasehart on March 09, 2009, 09:42:57 PM
16.  Ear-lobe testicularization.
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on March 09, 2009, 09:59:29 PM
Erections lasting less than four hours.
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: ImOscardotcom on March 09, 2009, 10:05:41 PM
18. Telekinesis

(Incidentally, Sides, would mind following along with our numbering?)
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Tripe on March 10, 2009, 07:36:55 AM
19. Theistic Hysteria
20. The Smell of Spam
21. A Fondness for Steve Gutenberg
22. Suede Head
23. Stink Eye
24. Extraneous Areolae
25. Pogoing
26. Chronic Sweeping
27. Dangleberries
28. St. Jerrome's Dance
29. Migratory Scalp

 
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on March 10, 2009, 12:39:40 PM
30. Loss of limb
31. Chipmunk tendencies
32. Addiction to Miyazaki films
33. Malaria
34. Growing wings
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 10, 2009, 08:22:26 PM
35. Molar-itch
36. Delusions of Insignificance
37. Inside-Out Hair
38. Hangnails
39. Chronic Frowning
40. Lycanthropy
41. Vampirism
42. Godzillaism (but just the first movie)
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: mrbasehart on March 10, 2009, 08:27:38 PM
We're naming bands now, aren't we? ;)

43.  Webbed Nostrils
44. Chattering Eyelids
45. Anal Dentata
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on March 11, 2009, 02:06:16 PM
46. Squeaky voice
47. Growth of larch trees in the ear canal
48. Amish shoes
49. Laringitis
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: AmazingThor on March 11, 2009, 02:32:01 PM
50. Inverted penis
51. Shy bladder
52. Spontaneous combustion
53. Dsylexia
45. Repetition
55. Repetition
56. Smug sense of self-righteousness
57. Forgetfulness
58...um...
59. St-st-stuttering
60. testicular tortion
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: AmazingThor on March 11, 2009, 02:32:43 PM
61. Delayed reactions
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Pak-Man on March 11, 2009, 06:22:27 PM
62: Spontaneous Public Erections (Men and Women)
63:  Simultaneous Vomiting, urination, and diharea
64: Gender swapping
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 12, 2009, 12:02:53 PM
65. Tourette's Syndrome
66. Hotchka
67. Molting Uvula
68. Scalp-Stink
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Tripe on March 12, 2009, 01:56:46 PM
69. Theistic Hysteria
70. The Smell of Spam
71. A Fondness for Steve Gutenberg
72. Suede Head
73. Stink Eye
74. Extraneous Areolae
75. Pogoing
76. Chronic Sweeping
77. Dangleberries
78. St. Jerrome's Dance
79. Migratory Scalp
80. Repetitiveness
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Action Batch on March 12, 2009, 02:32:42 PM
81. Promiscuity
82. Fanny pack
83. Spontaneously reciting Queen lyrics
84. Fishing for Blue Gills
85. Fishing for Tommy Cockels
86. Anal weeping
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 13, 2009, 08:10:19 PM
87.  Black Pigmentation (may not be a concern for some)
88.  Musical Taste realignment
89. First Name-Rot
90. Chronic Boredom
91. Financial Collapse
92. Knowledge of who Lobot is in the Star Wars Trilogy
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: AmazingThor on March 16, 2009, 05:44:02 AM
93. Hearing loss
94. Hearing gain
95. Hearing loss in one ear and gain in the other
96. Bad haircut
97. Spontaneous musical syndrome
98. Sweaty palms
99. Corns
100. Korn
101. Hearing voices
102. Specifically hearing snarky comments every time you watch a movie (may not be detectable in Rifftrax fans)
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: therul on March 16, 2009, 09:07:46 AM
103 cow bells
104 dog colars
105 green backs
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 16, 2009, 09:06:27 PM
106. Flatulence at Absolute Zero
107. John Water's Mustache
108. Hand Puppets
109. Furry Palms
110. Lime-flavoured Sores
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: AmazingThor on March 20, 2009, 07:41:41 AM
111. Weak chin
112. Chin ass
113. Sausage fingers
114. Lupus
115. Exploding head syndrome
116. Obsessive listing disorder
117. Femal pattern baldness
118. "Junk in the trunk" syndrome
119. Hairy tongue
120. Nerdgasm
121. Motherf---ing Tourettes
122. Medical fetishism
123. Longness of breath
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on March 20, 2009, 11:38:42 AM
124. Ability to read ancient hebrew textx
125. Cross dressing
126. Being stuck in the 80s
127. Chuck E Cheese sized boils
128. Hannah Monana fetish
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: AmazingThor on March 20, 2009, 07:55:17 PM
129. Phantom Limb syndrome
130. Pop and Lock disease
131. Cancer of the hair
132. Hockey hair
133. Roji pantie complex
134. Lyncanthropia
135. Yitiglancheism
136. Hardees breath
137. Rabies
138. Scabies
139. Babies
140. onamatapeia
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: mike5150 on March 21, 2009, 12:53:19 PM
141. downs syndrome
142. ups syndrome
143. penis envy
144. simultaneous anorexia and bulimia
145. A.D.D.
146. S.U.B.T.R.A.C.T.
147. chronic constipation with bouts of unexpected explosive diarrhea
148. reverse psychology  (but you're not manly enough to get that)
149. cotton balls


Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 21, 2009, 09:11:59 PM
150. Echolocation (hey it's not all bad)
151. Facial Upside-downism
152. Loss of Balance
153. Loss of voice
154. Loss of Individuality and gaining acceptance into the collective.  All hail the collective!
155. Gaining Gilbert Gottfried's voice
156. Loose teeth
157. Spinal oozing
158. Anger
159. Deviated Rectum
160. Swimmer's Ear
161. Tennis Elbow
162. Equestrian's Butt
163.  Neurosurgeon's Index Fingers
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: AmazingThor on March 24, 2009, 02:10:18 PM
164. Black lung
165. Black death
166. Blackula!!
167. Jungle fever
168. Hammer penis
169. Lust
170. Envy
171. Wrath
172. Indifference
173. Turf toe
174. Clay knuckle
175. Man hands
176. Rug burn
177. Indian burn
178. Dutch rub
179. Glass tongue
180. Phil Spector hair
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Tripe on March 24, 2009, 02:45:17 PM
181. Shearling Coated Tongue.
182. Dissociative Dewy Decimal Disorder.
183. The Whimsey.
184. Inflamed Islets of Langerhans.
185. Goopyness.
186. Paltrow's Complaint.
187. An embarrassment of bitchiness.
188. Croup.
189. Festering girth.
190. Wrinkly Slash Fiction creation compulsion.


Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: AmazingThor on March 24, 2009, 03:27:19 PM
191. The consumption
192. The vapors
193. The creeps
194. The heebie jeebies
195. plausible deniability
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 29, 2009, 08:08:43 AM
196.  Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder
197. Loss of Pigmentation
198. Loss of Venom (Snakes only)
199. Loss of Religion (REM Only)
200.Homelessness
201. Unnatural sympathy towards food.
202. The ability to detect storms, though it will manifest in violent convulsions.
203.  Perpetual boredom (AKA hipster syndrome)
204. Murderous tendencies
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: AmazingThor on March 30, 2009, 07:53:32 AM
205. Man hands
206. Puffy shirt
207. low talking
208. Seinfeld cliche-syndrome
209. Back hair
210. painful flatulence
211. British teeth
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 30, 2009, 02:08:40 PM
212. Sloped Eyes
213. Unnatural Lip Growth
214. Jaundice
215. Like Jaundice but green
216.  Pinheadism
217.  Loss of Bounce in Hair
218. Triple Chins
219. Bug Eyes
220. Hair Afroing
221. Bowlcut
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: AmazingThor on March 31, 2009, 08:54:02 AM
222. Eternal damnation
223. Inflation
224. Evil eye
225. Palsy
226. goiters
227. Corns
228. leeches
229. shrunken head
230. Elephantitis
231. Rhinocerus-itis
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: therul on March 31, 2009, 01:54:17 PM
232. Betty Davis Eyes
233. Flock of Seaguls hair
234. Eighties Flashbacks
235. Leg warmers
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: ebeth on March 31, 2009, 02:42:11 PM
222. Fecal-Cell Syndrome
223. Lobe Leakage
224. Whisker Imbalance
225. Heat Sensitive Anal Glandular Implosion
226.The What Ifs?
227. Uncontrollable Bladder Constipation
228. The Terrible Twos Ball Ache
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 31, 2009, 03:11:45 PM
229. Second Puberty
230. Acid Flashbacks
231. Corns
232. Bunyons
233. Athlete's Foot
234. No feet
235. Psychotic Episodes
236. Coach and Evening Shade Episodes
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Cibernético II on March 31, 2009, 06:34:54 PM
237. Disease of the Dancing Cats
238. Down With The Sickness
239. Freightliner Fever
240. White Line Fever
241. Boogie Woogie Fever
242. Time to Get Ill
243. Your Disease
244. Social Disease
245. Night Fever
246. Cat Scratch Fever
247. Stockholm Syndrome
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 31, 2009, 08:55:23 PM
248. Tilt
249. Electrified Tonsils
250. Optical Bleeding
251. Oral Explosions
252. Turning to the Dark Side
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: AmazingThor on April 01, 2009, 01:22:30 PM
253. Hyper tension
254, Hyper activity
255 Hyper sexuality
256. Hadooken
257. hauntings
258. Hungry hungry hippos
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: therul on April 01, 2009, 02:43:35 PM
259. Rifftrax
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Cibernético II on April 01, 2009, 06:49:00 PM
260. periodic uvuncularism
261.  roaming kidneys
262. rectal-drop syndrome
263. clown hair AKA Nick Cage's Disease
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 01, 2009, 08:31:06 PM
264. FIRE!
265. Lycanthropic feet
266. Hitler Stache
267. Loosen Skin
268. Spicy Ears (and don't ask me how I know)
269. Bonus Eruptus
270. Boob Glitter
271. Pogo shins
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on April 05, 2009, 09:07:06 AM
hypoxia
the bends
helium voice
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 05, 2009, 06:56:44 PM
275. Antlering
276. Bloating
277. Festering
278. Chronic Dreams of Own Death
279. Graying Plumage (Peacocks only)
280. Thirst for Blood
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: mike5150 on April 05, 2009, 07:24:07 PM
281. pink eye
282. green thumb
283. purple nurple
284. redrum
285. black death
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: cfkane on April 05, 2009, 08:02:16 PM
286. Seal's Ear
287. Clinical Ennui
288. Radio's Head
289. Juggaloism
290. Eremikophobia (the fear of sand)
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: AmazingThor on April 06, 2009, 08:39:36 PM
291. Misusing the word "irony"
292. Ugly
293. Narcolepsy
294. Necrophelia
295. Neckerchief
296. Cargo pants
297. Ginger balls
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 07, 2009, 08:22:13 AM
298. Dressing like Heath Ledger's Joker for Halloween
299. Pigment Rot
300. Love Handels
301. Hate Levers
302. Indifference Knobs
303. Teething
304. Backmasked Voice
305. Grinchism
306. Horn Loss (Gazelle's Only)
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: AmazingThor on April 08, 2009, 09:52:21 AM
307. Timequakes
308. Pancakes
309. Squeaky brakes
310. Frosted flakes
311. Obnoxious rhyming syndrome
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 08, 2009, 09:02:39 PM
312. Slap-Happiness
313. Seasickness
314. Airsickness
315. Sexsickness
316. Moist Skull
317. Misplaced Aggression
318. Replaced Aggression
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: AmazingThor on April 14, 2009, 10:26:46 AM
319. Terminal silliness
320. flu-like symptoms
321. flu
322. nervous twitching
323. Profuse sweating
324. Uncontrollable tears
325. Misleading signals
326. radiation poisoning
327. chin ass
328. renal failure
329. Reno failure (I've made a huge tiny mistake!)
330. time jumps
331. Vampirism
332. reVampirism
333. Sudden loss of motor skoooodfasdfuiosdfshdfjsdjfljsdlkfjklsdjfklsdjfklj
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 14, 2009, 09:37:44 PM
334. Ocular Cubing
335. Explosive Nocturnal Emissions
336. Phantom Ring Syndrome
337. Fallen Arches
338, Phantom Sand in bathing suit syndrome
339. Single Personality Disorder
340. Cauliflowering
341. Excessive Exclaimation Points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
342. Stolen Kidney And Waking in a Bathtub of Ice
343. Spiroketes, Spiroketes, Radioactive Spiroketes
344. Whirlpooling of digestive fluids.
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: AmazingThor on April 15, 2009, 08:39:38 AM
345. Pit stains
346. Skid marks
347. Sweat beads
348. Dandruff
349. bear head (cursed Russo-Finnish hunks only)
350. Ethnic cleansing
351. Leno-chin
352. Letterman-gap tooth
353. Conan-hair
354. Fallon-ability to not giggle and look into the camera
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 15, 2009, 08:35:45 PM
355. Defness (Leopards Only)
356. Phallic fingers
357. Black Eyes
358. Luminous Forehead
359. Temporary Insanity
360. Temporary Sanity
361. Ink from the tearducts.
362. Enthusiasm
363. The mange
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: therul on April 16, 2009, 01:39:53 PM
364. the blues
365. the reds
366. the greens
367. the greys (only the large heads)
368. Ranbowtisms.
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 17, 2009, 06:09:22 PM
369. Rapid Eye Movement
370. Rapid Head Movement
371. Rapid Ankle Movement
372. Impulsive Behaviour
373. Giant Eyelids
374. Spontaneous Tattoos
375. Molting
376. Tainted Divinity (Dieties only)
377. Uncontrollable Mimicry
378. Loose Spine
379. Development Hell
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: WeatherServo9 on April 17, 2009, 11:00:16 PM
380.  Eyebrow dandruff
381.  Mild decapitation
382.  Golden arches
383.  Pancreatic panic attacks
384.  Casual dishonesty
385.  Shedding
386.  Divorce
387.  Roji Panty Complex
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 18, 2009, 08:38:22 PM
389. Heightened Aggression
390. Ocular Lactation
391. Excess Earlobe Fat
392. Uncontrollable Musk
393. Flying Buttresses
394. Audio Hallucinations, usually Tiny Tim's "Tip Toe Through the Tulips"
395. Rust
396. Thigh Dyed
397. Bonus Femurs
398. Steely Eyes
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: AmazingThor on April 20, 2009, 12:34:09 PM
399. Spidey sense
400. Mutant healing factor
401. Canceraids
402. Spanish Influenza
403. Russian hands
404. Roman fingers
405. enlarged penis
406. enlarged prostate
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Cibernético II on April 20, 2009, 07:11:37 PM
407. Nipple bloat
408. Abe Vigoda's knee
409. bitch tits
410. high fructose Crohn's disease
411. hydrogenated oil dependence
412. Cedar Rapids ear
413. short ribs
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 21, 2009, 08:24:52 PM
414. A Great Fall (Humpty Dumpty only)
415. Loss of Past Lives
416. Malnourished Shadow
417. Leaky Basement
418. Drunk Driving
419. Red Eyes
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on April 23, 2009, 01:58:23 PM
420. Turning into a Mexican
421. Converting to Buddhism
422. An explosion in Yugoslavia
423. Your doorbell playing "I Got Rhythm"
424. Being able to play the saxophone
425. Increasing your GPA
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 23, 2009, 08:28:01 PM
426. Bad Gas
427. Great Gas
428. Calloused Stubble
429. Crocodile Rocks
430. Doughiness
431. Unable to be photographed
432. Baggy Eyes
433. Baggy Scrotum
434. Sepia Muscle Tone
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: AmazingThor on May 10, 2009, 03:36:22 PM
435. Communism
436. Religious fervor
437. Memory gain
438. DTs
439. Bad credit
440. Swollen eye-balls
441. Gangrene
442. Omnipotence
443. Omni-impotence
444. Loss of interest in long threads
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 13, 2009, 08:04:56 PM
445.  Wolf-like Hunger
446. Insufficient Stalwardness
447. Tattoo Fading
448. Tickled Ivories
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on May 14, 2009, 02:15:25 PM
449. Purple warts
450. Green warts
451. Red warts
452. yellow warts
453. brown warts
454. scarlet warts
455. black warts
456.  okre warts
457. peach warts
458. ruby warts
459. olive warts
460. violet warts
461. fawn warts
462. lilac warts
463. gold warts
464. chocolate warts
465. mauve warts
466. cream warts
467. crimson warts
468. silver warts
469. rose warts
470. azure warts
471. lemon warts
472. russet warts
473. grey warts
474. white warts
475. pink warts
476. orange warts
477. blue warts

Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Pak-Man on May 16, 2009, 01:00:46 AM
Mmm. Chocolate Warts...

478: Desire to eat your warts
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on May 17, 2009, 03:23:13 PM
479. Cream filling
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Sideswipe on May 17, 2009, 11:47:52 PM
urinating lubricant
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 18, 2009, 01:09:48 AM
481. Malign Hypercognition Disorder
482. Children with the head of a German shepherd
483. Pathological desire to listen to REO Speedwagon
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: cfkane on May 19, 2009, 03:54:46 PM
449. Purple warts
450. Green warts
451. Red warts
452. yellow warts
453. brown warts
454. scarlet warts
455. black warts
456.  okre warts
457. peach warts
458. ruby warts
459. olive warts
460. violet warts
461. fawn warts
462. lilac warts
463. gold warts
464. chocolate warts
465. mauve warts
466. cream warts
467. crimson warts
468. silver warts
469. rose warts
470. azure warts
471. lemon warts
472. russet warts
473. grey warts
474. white warts
475. pink warts
476. orange warts
477. blue warts



484: The Embarrased Feeling You Get When Someone Else Makes An Andrew Lloyd Webber Reference And You Understand It To Be An Andrew Lloyd Webber Reference
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 19, 2009, 10:13:21 PM
485. Sparkles
486. Lack of Cocaine Enjoyment
487. Chaffing
488. Blightens Teeth
489. Ticklish tongue
490. Laps in Judgment (sic)
491. Cold Feet (not an idiom)
492. Ringing in the Ears
493. Cubed Uvula
494. Hot Blood, Check and See, I've Got a Fever That's Abnormally High.
495. Surname Palindroming
496. Fishy Smell
497. Neural Disintegration
498. Stinkeye
499. Psychotic Episodes
500. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Episodes
501. Crushed Spirits
502. Lexdislia
503. Undeath
504. Jimmy-Legs
505. Johnny-Legs
506. Timothy Van Patten-Legs
507. Incurable Optimism
508. Dance Dance Revulsion
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Thrifty on May 20, 2009, 02:06:05 PM
509. Disease of the Dancing Cats
510. Down With The Sickness
511. White Line Fever
512. Night Fever
513. Stockholm Syndrome
514. Time to Get Ill
515. Social Disease
516. Boogie Woogie Fever
517. Cat Scratch Fever
518. Your Disease
519. Freightliner Fever
520. Compulsive Need to Rearrange Lists
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 20, 2009, 08:42:49 PM
521. Feathers
522. Preachiness
523. Soft Focus Vision
524. Turning Japanese (I really think so)
525. Cannibalism
526. Anachronism
527. Method Acting
528. Hangdog Expression
529. Delayed...
530. Babyback Ribs
531. Reactions
532. Exaggeration of Symptoms
533, Disagreements with Stomach
534. Broken Ceasefire with Colon
535. Kool-Aid Flavoured Tears
536. Muttonchops
537. Megadeth
538. Spicy Meatballs
539. Steamed Muscles
540. Hulkamania (you may want to consult a doctor on what to do if this runs wild over you)
541. Streaks
542. DVD Commentary
543. Heartworms
544. Salty taste
545. Pitstains
546. Straight-to-video
547. Uncontrollable Crabwalking
548. Mime Disease
549. Toplessness
550. Xenophobia
551. Lack of Rhythm
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on May 22, 2009, 12:57:05 PM
552. Free trips to the Hubble Space Telescope
553. hair like Barbara "Jeannie" Eden
554. turning into a monkey
555. breath that smells of cheez-its
556. being able to compose symphonies like Beethoven
557. Tiny Tim's disease, whatever that is
558. Trial By Stone
559. visitations by Sweetums
560. remote control abilities with your left knee
561. inability to vacuum
562. urge to install shag carpets
563. spontaneously obtaining doctorates in Archaeology
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Thrifty on May 22, 2009, 01:15:17 PM
564) Boogie Fever
565) Achy-Breaky Heart
566) Puppy Love
567) Mississippi Blues
568) Tennis Elbow
569) Allergy to Work
570) Fear of Feathers
571) Achy-breaky Pelvis
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 22, 2009, 06:38:43 PM
572. Hi-C sickness
573. Loneliness
574. Jet Lag
575. Radiation Poisoning
576. Jimmy Cracked Corns
577. Stir Craziness
578. Sand in your underpants
579. Altruism
580. Shortness
581. In the Darkness, Bound
582. Minimum Wage
583. Tubbiness
584. Runny Nose
585. Runny Eyes
586. Runny Dimples
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on May 22, 2009, 07:45:11 PM
(yes, Citizen Kane, Charlie, it is sad that I even made the reference, and sad that I was happy someone got the reference. we're both sad. it's good that you're sad and I'm sad. it's good to be sad, Dimitri)
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 23, 2009, 06:25:24 PM
587. Foreign Tongue
588. Inability to Laugh
589. Ability to Laugh at Dane Cook
590. French Tickling
591. Preferring Veronica to Betty (sure she's loaded, but she's gonna do him wrong, mark my words)
592. Near Sightedness
593. Beer Sightedness (AKA Beer Goggles)
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on May 24, 2009, 03:07:23 PM
594. Wanting adventure in the great wide somewhere
595. pushing other people off bridges
596. inventing bigger and better jacuzzis
597. becoming an Iranian merchant
598. offering 40% discounts to dental technicians
599. an increase in internal temperature to 102 degrees
600. the ability to write Alan Menken songs
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Thrifty on May 24, 2009, 07:28:29 PM
601) Count Choculitus
602) Inverted Penis
603) Anal Fissures
604) Psychosomatic Hypochondria
605) Brain Cloud
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 24, 2009, 08:07:44 PM
606. Last Known Photographic Memory
607. Brainleak
608. Treachery!
609. Chinbutt
610. English Muffins
611. Malleability (mental)
612. Malleability (Physical)
613. Self-Cannibalism
614. Hard nipples despite warmth
615. Out-of-synch
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 28, 2009, 08:55:56 PM
616. Having no nose.  How would that person smell?  Terrible!
617. Onomatopenis
618. Hotness
619. New Hotness
620. Ennui
621. Edited for Content
622. Mushmouth
623. Emitting sound from the left side of your cheek
624. Goosebumps
625. Whatever RL Stine did after Goosebumps
626. Goose Pimples
627. Goose Blisters
628. Goose Sunburn
629. Goose Death (AKA Mild Fever)
630. Chest Pains
631. Stomach Pains
632. Boob Pains (Women and Fat People Only)
633. Braiding Backhair
634. Bubble Gums
635. Glass Jaw
636. Glass Eyes
637. Glass Eardrums
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Thrifty on May 29, 2009, 07:22:18 AM
638) Collective Conjunctivitis
639) Inability to Predict Anything
640) Sudden Elder Death Syndrome
641) Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (wait... are real diseases allowed?)
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 29, 2009, 08:30:06 AM
Sure, though keep in mind, the premise is that it is actually medicinal side effects, a la the Prescott Group.
642. Bug Eyes
643. Ocular Lactation
644. Perpetual 5 O'Clock Shadow
645. Not hating poodles
646. Musical Hairs
647. Glam Rocks
648. Heart-Shaped Heart
649. Caveman Brow
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: TheUnabeefer on May 29, 2009, 11:23:34 AM
Has anyone said Dance Fever?  If not....

650.  Dance Fever
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: TheUnabeefer on May 29, 2009, 01:47:11 PM
I got more....

651. Cracker Jacks
652. Rice Crispies
653. Honeycombs

and my favourite

654. Crunch Berries  (as in, "I'm sorry, you've contracted a bad case of crunch berries")
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Thrifty on May 29, 2009, 02:00:18 PM
Sure, though keep in mind, the premise is that it is actually medicinal side effects, a la the Prescott Group.

I guess I lost sight of that.  But when real medicine ads list "death" among the possible side effects, really anything goes for parody of said ads.
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: BBQ Platypus on May 29, 2009, 02:34:05 PM
655. Exploding gonads
656. Head excretes chemical that attracts facehuggers
657. Increased likelihood of Jason Voorhees attacks during coitus
658. A rather unpleasant rash shaped like a roadmap of Texas
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 29, 2009, 06:31:01 PM
Sure, though keep in mind, the premise is that it is actually medicinal side effects, a la the Prescott Group.

I guess I lost sight of that.  But when real medicine ads list "death" among the possible side effects, really anything goes for parody of said ads.

Agreed.

654. Hip Hop Hip
655. Aztec Curse
656. Egyptian Curse
657. Voodoo Curse
658. Gypsy Curse
659. Rockerfeller Center Curse
660. Achin' Dogs
661. Lack of Style
662. Black Eyes
663. Montezuma's Revenge
664. Montezuma's Passive-Aggressive Moaning
665. Bad Hair Day
666. Devil's Haircut (In mind only)
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on May 30, 2009, 03:27:44 PM
we're so close!!

667. Grandpa Joe-itis (whatever keeps him in bed for 20 years)
668. Tiny Tim-itis
669. The Incurable Movie Disease
670. Oompa Loompa Synrome
671. Loss of ear wax
672. Loss of spit
673. Loss of your entire tongue
674. Loss of uvula
675. Purple uvula
676. Growing an extra patella in your ribcage
677. Losing your tibia to Israeli bandits
678. Loss of ability to see green things
679. Allergy to green things
680. Hives in your eyelids
681. Broken dreams
682. Hats sticking to your head
683. Jumping spine
684. Dentist-phobia
685. Your uncle dying
686. Inheriting a million dollars from your dead uncle
Title: Re: 700 names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 30, 2009, 06:25:14 PM
687. Manboobs (regardless of gender)
688. Woodeness (re: Keanu Reeves)
689. Hat Hair
690. Venetian Blindness
691, Horse (Voice, not the animal)
692, Horse (the animal)
693. Overexposure
694. Underexporsure
695. Whatever Webster has
696. Acid Burns
697. Stummy Ache
698. Carsickness
699, Something
700. The sniffles
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on May 30, 2009, 06:36:25 PM
The next 700 project Jazz and Blues singer's and band's names, as inspired by the Simpsons' episode Jazzy and the Pussycats.

We'll use the Simpsons ones to start

1. Gooey Martin
2. Willie Mims
3. Dropjaws Turner,
4. Sketch Friendly
5. Tootsie Childs
6. Sammy Biltmore
7. No-Talent Jones
8. Anwar Bernitez
9. Bossy Marmalade
10. Bad-Check Mazursky
11.  Ray-Ray Takamura
12. Shakey Premise
13. Boopsie Crouton
14. Richard Sakai
15. The Premarital Sextet
16.  C.S.I. Miami
17. D.W. Jitters
18. The Chubb Group
19. Canteloupe St. Pierre

And many, many more funny names!  Provided by us!
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on May 30, 2009, 09:34:47 PM
hip, daddy-o!

20. Daddy-o
21. The Hipster
22. Benito "Fats" Mussolini
23. Adolph "Smooth" Hitler
24. Benny the Funkmaster
25. Dr Funkenstein
26. Max on Sax
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: TheUnabeefer on May 30, 2009, 11:24:25 PM
hip, daddy-o!

25. Dr Funkenstein

Uhm, my band was originally called "Dr Funkenstein and the Zombie Circus" but we got an email from George Clinton... You can't say "Dr Funkenstein"
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on May 31, 2009, 04:46:52 PM
hip, daddy-o!

25. Dr Funkenstein

Uhm, my band was originally called "Dr Funkenstein and the Zombie Circus" but we got an email from George Clinton... You can't say "Dr Funkenstein"

Sorry! Let's settle out of court

25. Dr Funk-o-stein

HA!!
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: WeatherServo9 on June 01, 2009, 02:46:34 AM
27. Smitty Smalls
28. Raspberry Jam
29. Papa Haydn
30. Bagman Jones
31. Lucky Strike
32. Miss Kitty Reed
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: Thrifty on June 01, 2009, 07:51:39 AM
33) Mississippi Gary (gotta give a shout out to Kids in the Hall).
34) Fats Mahjong (from our friends in the Far East).
35) Tenerence Love (with a sweaty overweight jam).
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 02, 2009, 09:57:36 PM
36. 25% Jones
37. Johnny Iron Lung
38. Eugene St. Bernard
39. Jaclyn Jill
40. Assistant Coach Cornelius
41. KGB Leroy
42. Jimmy Denver Broncos
43. Sammy Davis Sr.
44. Hamburger Hill
45. Often Nude Fred
46. The Dark Phoenix Saga
47. Jackie Jazzsmith
48. Lefty Maltin
49. Upside Down Donnie
50. The Smell of Burning Flesh Albert
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: Cibernético II on June 03, 2009, 05:56:10 PM
51. Stagecoach on the drums
52. Smokestack on guitar
53. Hound Dog is playin' the keyboards
54. Showboat playin' the bass
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 03, 2009, 08:35:03 PM
55. Click Squeak, dolphin flautist
56. Richard Nixon (but not that one)
57. Dan Squarekiller
58. Argyle Sweater
59. Mistrustin' Justin
60. Eskimo Slim (Not an Eskimo but rather a Hopi Indian)
61. Inuit Slim (Another Hopi Indian)
62. Hopi Indian Sim (Yet Another Hopi Indian)
63. Mexico Slim (Hopi Indian again)
64. Arizona Slim (OK, this one is Ukrainian)
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on June 12, 2009, 01:22:04 PM
Arizona Slim sounds like a gunslinger.... like No Time Tolouse
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: AmazingThor on June 24, 2009, 03:18:57 PM
65. Saliva Slim
66. Plump Chess (get it?)
67. KB Toys
68. Swinging Sandy Simpson
69. Jiggly Pete
70. Toe tappin' Tammy
71. Po Boy Paul
72. Lucky Strike McGuinn
73. Brother Christmas (Sidenote: this is what I call the "black" Santa you always see in stores)
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: cfkane on June 24, 2009, 10:04:45 PM
Playing off some Rifftrax featured players...

74: Wise Tommy Mumblemouth
75: Ol' Bonesaw Always Ready
76: Sand Hatin' Annie
77: Never-Eatin' Katie
78: Stammerin' Shia No-Nads
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on July 15, 2009, 07:14:20 PM
79. Former President Bill Clinton
80. Abraham Lincoln (Freed the slaves... of their great music)
81. College Football Jenkins
82. "Dog been humpin' my leg" Stevens
83. Rahne of Terror and the Bastille Band
84. Fry Cook Cook
85. Miles Davis Episode I: Birth of the Phantom Menace
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: DramaGuyCJM on September 15, 2009, 06:40:43 PM
86: The Ring Tone Trio
87: iBop
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 16, 2009, 07:37:27 AM
88. Batman Rockefeller
89. Sam I Am
90. Red Eye Jacobs
91. Pork Ribs Eatin' Fredericson
92. Dalmation Jones (he's got a LOT of liver spots)
93. The Magnificent Seven
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: darkchashy on September 19, 2009, 05:42:06 PM
94. Blue Ringer and the 2000 flushes
95. Gabby Jo Poppers
96. Nuts Heptkins
97. Joe, Moe, and Marie Anna
98. Slap and pappers
99. Jake Shakes
100. Andy and the tappers
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 21, 2009, 06:49:34 PM
101. One Piece Bathing Suit Dan
102. Leon: the Profession... Jazz Guy
103. Fishnet Sam
104. Looks Sort of Like Gary Busey Gary
105. Vampire Whitman and the Nosferatu Trio
106. Double Trouble Johnson and Johnson and Dwayne, the 2/3 Conjoined Trio
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 21, 2012, 08:10:33 AM
107. Kyle Ricketts
108. Sunstroke Same
109. 20/20 Vision Lemon Jefferson
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: Kete on March 21, 2012, 08:37:31 AM
110. Catfish Sandwich
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: BBQ Platypus on March 22, 2012, 10:21:16 AM
111. Blind Kumquat Jefferson
112. Deaf Tater Johnson
113. Lame Tangerine Washington
114. Jaundiced Melon Jackson
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: AmazingThor on March 30, 2012, 11:45:36 AM
115. Old Whitey
116. White Oldie
117. Seeing-eye-dog Sam
118. Merrill "Malarkey" Malone
119. Ebony "Black" McDarkenstein (the world's first white blues singer)
120. "Fortune 500" Willie
Title: Re: 700 Jazz and R&B names
Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 04, 2012, 11:50:26 AM
121. Closed on Sundays Smith
122. Robin Dukes
123. Stan Dukes
124. Arch Dukes
125. Putupyer Dukes
126. Lincoln Washington Taft (guess which president's weight he emulates?)