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Title: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: daltysmilth on December 16, 2006, 04:41:53 PM
Okay, here's how the game is played, you come up with a humorous parody of a movie title.  You post it.  We laugh.  Lather, rinse, and repeat.

I'll start with this one I came up with this afternoon.

The classic blaxploitation spy epic

James Brown

IN

From Russia With Funk
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: starfighter on December 16, 2006, 06:14:02 PM
   DAAAY-O!  DA-A-A-O!    Harry Belafonte stars in Apocalypso!!
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Post by: Sharktopus on December 16, 2006, 07:39:57 PM
Samuel L. Jackson is Captain Charles "Chocolate" Bucket who leads a small Army strike team deep into North Vietnam to sabotage a Viet Cong cloning operation in Chocolate And The Charlie Factory.
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: ScottotD on December 18, 2006, 02:59:56 PM
Anthony Hopkins plays a stuffy butler in the 1930's who's in love with his master Gort in...

Remains of the day the Earth stood still.
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: mrbasehart on December 18, 2006, 03:21:47 PM
Richard Gere plays an accountant bored with his humdrum life, and so decides to go and live with the Native Americans in...

Shall We Dances with Wolves?

Lee Marvin has 70,000 dollars stolen from him by a bunch of nefarious surfer types in...

Point Blank Break.

Will Farrell gets tangled up with dastardly gangster types when he steal a valuable briefcase in...

Stranger than Pulp Fiction.



Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Rude on December 18, 2006, 03:33:20 PM
Chocolate And The Charlie Factory.

...I about died laughing!
Except for Sam Jackson, this could very well have been made at some point in the '70s!

After being fataly wounded during a diamond heist, a criminal repents his evil ways in...
All Reservoir Dogs Go To Heaven

-Rude
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: ScottotD on December 18, 2006, 03:59:45 PM
A regular guy finds himself thrown into an assasination plot in...

Shaun of the Jackel

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Post by: mrbasehart on December 18, 2006, 04:38:24 PM
Al Gore and Johnny Knoxville combine their talents for...

An Inconvenient Jackass Too
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: starfighter on December 18, 2006, 05:15:29 PM
  Guy Ritchie directs & Steve Martin stars, but they still need the female lead for "Snatch and the Jerk"
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: davo on December 18, 2006, 06:32:45 PM
charlie,lucy, and the gang have to fight off flesh eating ghouls in

It's The Night Of The Living Dead, Charlie Brown

or

It's a Charlie Brown Dawn of the Dead
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: mrbasehart on December 19, 2006, 07:46:34 AM
The Beatles try to defect to the United States with a rabid Russian navy on their tail in...

The Hunt for Yellow Submarine.
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Post by: Famous Mortimer on December 19, 2006, 08:32:24 AM
An annoying 80s alien pops up in an adult drama, with far-reaching consequences.

Mac and Me and You and Everyone We Know
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: daltysmilth on December 19, 2006, 11:35:39 AM
How about this one?  Michael J. Fox stars as Marty McFly, an ordinary teenager with a wacky scientist friend played by Christopher Lloyd, who must team up to defeat time traveling cyborgs and their pet dinosaurs in

Back To The Future War
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: ScottotD on December 20, 2006, 02:37:09 AM
A small Western town feels depressed so they take a trip to a tropical island where they meet a bunch of handsome young men in...

How the West got it's groove back.
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: PsypherPunk on December 20, 2006, 04:45:43 AM
A little girl discovers dreams do come true if you really believe. After meeting a special department store Santa who's convinced he's the real thing, Susan is given the most precious gift of all - a fistful of knifey death!

A Nightmare on 34th Street.

An evil videotape must be taken back to cabin where it was recorded, in...

Lord of the Ringu
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: daltysmilth on December 20, 2006, 02:35:39 PM
James Bond visits a small town and ends up staying longer than he had planned, and must figure out how to conduct his business with MI6 while incapacitated at the home of a small town upper-class family in

The Man Who Came To Dinner With A Golden Gun
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: mrbasehart on December 20, 2006, 03:12:27 PM
Jimmy Stewart goes on a killing spree in Bedford Falls in....

It's a Wonderful Chainsaw Massacre.
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: BBQ Platypus on December 20, 2006, 03:41:50 PM
Connor MacCleod must battle his most fearsome, poorly-named opponent yet - a barbarian decending from the mist crusted and corn engorgred hills of Ecordia, where the mead and wenches flow like cheap wine at a local tavren, the names are all unpronouncable dislexian jumbles, and where nefidious storys are writ by nerdy 16-year-old peasant scum like Jim Theis!   Grignr and the Scotsman battle and strave with incorigble agresion for the prize - the legendery scarlet emerald of the pagen diety Argon, worshiped by cruel and foul citizenry of underground tunnels.  Will MacCleod survive, or will he embrace his creators in the stygian hounds of hell?  Find out in...

Highlander Part XII: The Re-Grignring
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Sharktopus on December 21, 2006, 03:17:23 AM
Kermit the Frog is Jesus
Robin the Frog is baby Jesus
Miss Piggy is Mary
Gonzo, Rizzo, and Pepe are the 3 Wise Men
Fozzie Bear is Pontius Pilate
A bunch of frogs, pigs, penguins, and chickens are the Apostles
Hilary Duff is Mary Magdalene
And Christopher Walken is Judas
in
The Greatest Muppet Story Ever Told
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: AmandaGal on December 21, 2006, 08:31:05 AM
Ho, ho, ho...but it's not Santa who's coming to town.  It's Darwin! He and his band of birds are off to shake things up In The Finch Who Stole Christmas.

Bruce Willis and Tom Cruise star as two American Generals haunted by dead Japanese warriors in The Sixth Samurai.  "I see dead ninjas."
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: daltysmilth on December 21, 2006, 02:01:52 PM
Sam Raimi presents a thriller about greed, human nature, and undead monsters.

Bill Paxton and Billy Bob Thornton are a scientist and a police detective who discover a crashed spaceship, filled with thousands of dollars, and make a pact to take the money and not tell anyone about the ship until spring.  But when the survivors of the crash decide to take revenge, in addition to teaching humanity about the dangers of nuclear proliferation by using radiation to turn the recently dead into mindless monsters, it spells trouble for the earth in

A Simple Plan Nine From Outer Space
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: BBQ Platypus on December 21, 2006, 02:14:33 PM
After being captured by the North Korean government, James Bond is punished with a lowly assignment investigating an embezzlement scheme based in Punxatawney, PA.  Generic gadgetry, Aston Martins, and explosions ensue, yet James Bond fails to defeat the small-time evildoers (who, unbeknownst to Bond, are led by the son of a North Korean colonel who was presumed dead and somehow survived to get impossibly elaborate plastic surgery).  But things take a turn for the better (or worse) when Bond finds himself trapped in a one-day time loop on a holiday that he finds to be quaint and hokey, giving him the opportunity to stop the embezzlers from building a giant sunlight deflector beam that would add six more weeks of winter!  Can Bond foil the baddies and escape the loop in space-time?  Find out in...

Die Another Groundhog Day!
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 21, 2006, 02:35:57 PM
Coming soon...


The movie to end all movies!!

Acting legend Meryl Streep teams up with Country superstar Toby Keith in the heartwarming

Broken Bridges of Madison County!!
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Pak-Man on December 21, 2006, 11:05:02 PM
Maybe the spoiler tag would add to the fun. :^) Lemme give this a try...

When Earth is destroyed, a young human finds refuge with a rag-tag bunch of alien misfits and stows away on a luxery space-liner which could hold the key to humanity's survival. Trouble brews when an ice planet drifts into the ship's course.

IN

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

An eccentric transexual mad scientist decides to create the ultimate boxer.

You can see this one a mile away! IT'S

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Two high school students must set aside their goal to start a successful heavy metal band to try to pass their Geology exam. Help comes when they discover a phone booth that can travel deep into the Earth's crust. You guessed it:

IT'S

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: roguescout on December 22, 2006, 03:41:50 PM
Well, my dirty mind had to go straight into the gutter... Sorry.

Gene Wilder plays a sexually perverted confectioner who struggles to create a radical new method of manufacturing the world's sweets. Adam & Eve Films presents:

Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Backdoory

An avian biologist discovers true happiness in this coming of age story about one lonely man, one small bird, and one empty laboratory. Vivid Entertainment presents:

One Blew Over the Cuckoo's Chest

And it's sequel:

To Fill A Mockingbird

Corey Haim is a school nerd fighting back against bullies by providing sexual services with his digits and referring to everyone as, "Boss". Max Hardcore Films presents:

Cool Hand Lucas
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: starfighter on December 23, 2006, 10:26:12 AM
    George Clooney and Matt Damon reinvigorate the Rin Tin Tin franchise in:

                         The Good German Shepherd
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Sharktopus on January 02, 2007, 10:40:51 AM
His house blown away by a tornado, Godzilla wakes to find himself in a stange technicolor land full of singing midgets and a shining emerald city to stomp on in The Lizard Of Oz.
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 02, 2007, 10:44:20 AM
Samuel L. Jackson battles serpents and liquor addiction in:

Snakes on a Hot Tin Roof
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: RaoulDuke on January 02, 2007, 05:46:43 PM
nixon comes back from the dead and time travels back to the 50s in a ufo

Earth vs tricky dick nixon
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Rufus T on January 03, 2007, 02:57:01 PM
 Tom Hanks plays a prison guard who is trying to comprehend a miracle while helping two girls expose the truth about Richard Nixon. THE GREEN DICK.

Jim Carrey tries to re-open an old movie theatre while trying to recover his memory and the memory of his friend who happens to be a government asassin. THE MAJESTIC IDENTITY

Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 13, 2007, 10:23:12 AM
This is a story about Al. As a retired politician, he's tried his best to stay active. He had thought to return to one of his first loves, protecting the environment.  He even helped to direct and star in a documentary to warn the public of his findings.  But Al has a problem.  He's decidedly dull, as stiff, boring and wooden as any tree in the forest.  Still, with a desire as unmovable as said trees, he struggles with the means to produce yet another film to hopefully alert people to the dangers we all will face.  This is a story that follows him in his attempts to secure financial backing for his next environmental opus. Come and marvel at just how far one man will go, and to what bizarre links he will go to accomplish his goals.  Be astonished as he becomes aware of a voice apparently narrating his every move, as well as perplexed  to witness his coming to the conclusion that it is in fact the spirit of the mother earth herself, Gaea, trying to communicate with him, rather that the musings of a film school student working on his class project....

An Inconvenient Truth Stranger Than Fiction
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 13, 2007, 07:28:04 PM
Two lovers are forbidden to marry, but that won't stop our Lycanthrope heroine from baking the awesomest cake in the history of Werewolf Confections in the Horror Drama:

Like Water for Blood and Chocolate
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: mrbasehart on January 13, 2007, 08:06:47 PM
During the American Civil War, a southern gentleman has a tempestuous affair with a southern belle as they play folk music in:

Gone with the Mighty Wind
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: daltysmilth on January 14, 2007, 06:48:07 PM
When guys have trouble with women, they go to one man: Alex "Hitch" Hitchens.  But even Hitch has trouble coping when his home planet is destroyed to make way for a hyperspace bypass.  Now he must find an ancient and mysterious computer to discover the true meaning of life and win the affections of his true love.  Will Smith stars in

The "Hitch" Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Swish on January 24, 2007, 01:20:21 PM
England in the Second World War. A small boy is evacuated from London and put in the care of a rural widower. The man tries to use the boy as a means of getting money to pay for an organ transplant for his sister, but a series of terrible events leads he, the boy and the boy's father to their deaths in...

Sympathy for Mister Tom
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: daltysmilth on January 24, 2007, 01:42:31 PM
Bill Murray and Kenneth Branaugh star in this re-imagined Shakespeare-ian comedy about a man whose complete disinterest in trivial knowledge often costs his best friend victory during pub quiz games in:

The Man Who Knew Too Little About Nothing
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: BEERxTaco on January 24, 2007, 01:45:31 PM
This might be a real porno movie.... Shaving Ryan's Privates or Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
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Post by: BathTub on January 24, 2007, 01:52:57 PM
Yeah they both appear to be.
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: BEERxTaco on January 24, 2007, 02:01:19 PM
I knew I heard it somewhere...
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Sharktopus on March 12, 2007, 08:23:27 PM
Left behind when the rest of his family forgets to bring him on vacation, a twelve-year-old boy (Sean Hayes) single-handedly defends his home from two bumbling burglars (Harvey Fierstein and Nathan Lane) in the hilarious Homo Alone.
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Raven on March 13, 2007, 09:42:40 AM
The Backstreet Boys rise again to the heights of there popularity by being seemingly everywhere at once.  Times are good until one man discovers that it's all part of a secret government cloning experiment.  The Sixth Gay. 
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Cibernético II on March 13, 2007, 11:51:36 AM
A German sailor aboard a U-boat decides that fighting the Battle of the Atlantic isn't for him and devises a plan to leave the boat and hitch a ride  to Branson, Missouri. Along the way out he meets a female waitress stow away who wants to pursue a dancing carreer in Branson and a roaming draft dodger Kritter. Watch them as they get deeper and deeper into trouble paddling a boat across the untamed Atlantic sea in Girl in Das Gold Boot
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: daltysmilth on March 13, 2007, 12:05:27 PM
John Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Kline, and Michael Palin star in this period farce based on the novel by James Herriot about a business manager for a shady media mogul who buys a small veterinary clinic in a rural Yorkshire community just before the second world war.  His task: to make it profitable by only treating exciting, dangerous animals.  Will he succeed in his plan and win the love of a sexy female executive?  Find out in:

Fierce Creatures Great And Small
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Sharktopus on March 14, 2007, 06:37:59 PM
A German sailor aboard a U-boat decides that fighting the Battle of the Atlantic isn't for him and devises a plan to leave the boat and hitch a ride  to Branson, Missouri. Along the way out he meets a female waitress stow away who wants to pursue a dancing carreer in Branson and a roaming draft dodger Kritter. Watch them as they get deeper and deeper into trouble paddling a boat across the untamed Atlantic sea in Girl in Das Gold Boot

 :clap:
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: BBQ Platypus on March 15, 2007, 05:21:14 AM
Patrick Swayze plays a world-famous bouncer hired by a small Missouri town to calm down the rowdy, disease-ridden patrons of a local bar, all of whom hunger for human flesh.  Determined to stop him at all costs is a prominent local crime lord who, in addition to his highly illegal duties as the de facto ruler of town, also enjoys taking local girls out for a ride in his death-proof monster truck.  Along the way, Swayze will meet a strikingly beautiful doctor (and amputee), who has entirely too many brains to have a machine-gun leg like that.

The directors who brought you Pulp Fiction and Sin City are about to rock your world again in............Grind House!!!
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Hazzah on April 16, 2007, 04:17:51 PM
The mafia and the wedding planners are on a collision course with wakiness in:

The Godfather of the Bride!

Starring Carrot Top, Robert DeNiro, Donnie Wahlberg and Haley Mills as Joe Dimaggio!
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Hazzah on April 18, 2007, 04:31:18 PM
With Keanu Reeves out f the way, Pacino has his black heart set on a blind attorney who prances around in a red jumpsuit all night!

Ben Affleck is:

The Daredevil's Advocate!
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Sideswipe on April 21, 2007, 11:53:00 AM
The Govanator stars as a Terminator posing as a cop posing as a substitute teacher in.....



Kindergarten Robocop!
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on April 21, 2007, 07:19:43 PM
A group of misfit teens are guided on their quest to see a KISS concert by a guardian angel, in

Detroit Rock City of Angels
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Sideswipe on April 26, 2007, 12:32:24 PM
Dennis Quaid fights zombies in the frozen waste land that once was New York in,


28 DAYS AFTER TOMORROW!
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Hazzah on April 26, 2007, 12:40:58 PM
When the head honcho in Amsterdam calls for all the pot heads to rid the world of  the aces in every deck of cards, while being very grateful, you get:

Thank You for Smokin' Aces!


Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: solidgear on April 26, 2007, 01:56:50 PM
A stoned high schooler and his classmates decide to beef up there cars and take to the streets in

The Fast and Furious Times at Ridgemont High
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: msmpls on April 27, 2007, 10:41:06 AM
Watch out Mohamad Farrah Aidid, because this summer Vin Diesel is

Pitch Black Hawk Down
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Hazzah on April 27, 2007, 02:35:45 PM
A group of infants hack into the National Lottery Commision's computer system to make their parents rich for life!

Million Dollar Baby Geniuses!

This Summer at Theaters EVERYWHERE!
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: AmazingThor on April 30, 2007, 10:01:59 AM
A small band of Spartan soldiers...must become daddies?!?

300 men and a baby
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Hazzah on April 30, 2007, 01:55:24 PM
When Greg Kinnear and a group of US Postal misfits take it upon themselves to answer all the letters directed towards the mafia, you get:

Dear Godfather!
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Junkyard on May 14, 2007, 08:11:29 PM
Vincent Price plays a man mutated into a giant monster in a world full of vampires in the forgotten classic,
The Last Colossal Man on Earth!
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Sideswipe on May 14, 2007, 09:58:04 PM
Star Wars Episode 7.5:  Dennis, the Phantom Menace
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2007, 05:33:08 AM
Godzilla vs Predator

Whoever wins... It will probably be Godzilla.
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: AmazingThor on May 15, 2007, 08:18:42 AM
Trans America Formers

A story about battling robots who can change gender...
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2007, 08:43:24 AM
The Firm
A young lawyer gets invited to join a shadowy establishment dedicated to getting rock hard abs!
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: hare.29 on May 15, 2007, 09:03:23 AM
28 Days Later. Sanda Bullock gets out of alcohol rehab to find that everyone around her is a brain-eating zombie. (credit to The Other Paper)

After a comet decimates most of the world, Sandra Bullock leaves the city and her dead husband to return to home in the deep south, where she unexpectedly finds love.
Deep Impact II. Cities fall. Oceans rise. Hope Floats.
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Junkyard on May 15, 2007, 01:35:15 PM
The Thousand Year Old Itch.

Marinlin Monroe stars in this comedic film about a woman recounting he life as a 1,000 year old Jew to a reporter.
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: AmazingThor on May 18, 2007, 10:28:09 AM
Lost in Translation
Bob Harris is an American film actor, far past his prime. He visits Tokyo to appear in commercials when his plane crashes and he's stranded on a remote island in the South Pacific with doctor Jack, now freed prisoner Kate, one hit wonder rock star Charlie, Iraqi military vet Sayid, and a mysterious man named Locke.
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: daltysmilth on May 18, 2007, 11:08:30 AM
James Bond is BACK in an action-adventure set in a world where global warming has caused a second ice age, where a corrupt media mogul uses his influence to create the news.

Pierce Brosnan stars as
                                        Ian Fleming's
                                     James Bond "007"
                                                   In

                      The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Junkyard on May 18, 2007, 11:09:22 AM
Here's an awkward one:

Night of the Living Dead at The Museum:
A down on his luck divorcee gets a job in his city's natural history museum as a security guard, but finds out that all the exsibits become flesh eating zombies after dark.
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Sideswipe on May 21, 2007, 10:40:44 AM
John Travolta stars as James Bond in..........


              CASINO ROYALE WITH CHEESE!
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Hazzah on May 21, 2007, 05:28:18 PM
When Johnny Depp sees a vision of a desolate, tragic future after going undercover for the FBI, insane and hilairious tragedy ensues in:

Donnie Brasco Darko!
Title: Re: Movie Title Parodies
Post by: Junkyard on May 21, 2007, 07:33:39 PM
Perfect Strangers In Paradise

When Harry and the Hendersons Met Sally
Title: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: ObscureGamer on August 18, 2007, 12:04:24 PM
The objective is simple - combine two (or more) movies to create a new movie. 

Be sure to provide a tagline for your new movie.


Two possible examples : 

Planet of the Apes + Soylent Green = Planet of the Soylent    Tagline : "A world where FOOD evolved from MEN!"

Or...

Planet of the Apes + Soylent Green = Soylent Ape  Tagline : "IT'S MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!! IT'S MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Chaos on August 18, 2007, 12:48:02 PM
How about...

Robocop + Jackass = RoboAss. Tagline: "Part ass. Part machine. All crap."

Or...

Star Trek III: Finding Nemo. Tagline: "FISH. IN. SPACE!!"
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: ObscureGamer on August 18, 2007, 02:39:16 PM
An Inconvenient Truth + Grumpy Old Men = An Incontinent Truth      Tagline : "Are adult diapers environmentally friendly? Discover the shocking truth."
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 18, 2007, 02:46:45 PM
The Crying Game + Jurassic Park = Barney:  The Movie

An in depth analysis of the real Barney the dinosaur.  Why he enjoys jumping and clapping his hands with little kids.
All the secrets beneath that purple suit.  You'll never guess what he's hiding.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Junkyard on August 18, 2007, 05:06:29 PM
Underworld + Army of Darkness= Underworld of Darkness: Ash is transported by the Necromonicon to London, where he faces a slew of Latex Goth Vampires and Rocker Werewolves.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 18, 2007, 05:08:54 PM
Commando + The Running Man = The Running Commando

Owen WIlson is a commando who is constantly on the run and he also has the runs. He runs, he runs and he's a commando, coming to eff up your toilet next summer!
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Junkyard on August 18, 2007, 05:28:08 PM
Rush Hour + Gone in 60 Seconds= Rush Minute: Cris Tucker and Jacki Chan steal cars. Hilarity and action ensues.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 19, 2007, 01:03:26 PM
Monty Python and the Holy Grail + Aliens = Monty Python's Aliens

Aliens arrive on planet earth, only to land in the Bronx where they are not feared by anybody, their blood is no longer acidic and they have to dress up like knights from King Arthur's Time and seek the holy grail so they can drink from it and become human so they can adapt to society.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: ChrisHanel on August 19, 2007, 03:36:33 PM
Bring It On The Waterfront.

"I Coulda BEEN somebody!!! I coulda been a Cheerleader!"
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: ChrisHanel on August 19, 2007, 03:43:31 PM
While You Were Sleeping with the Enemy: An obsessive compulsive, abusive man suffers from amnesia after a tragic boat accident and struggles to reconnect with his estranged wife on the run from him.

...Hilarity ensues.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: ChrisHanel on August 19, 2007, 03:45:24 PM
Friday Night Fever: Ice Cube single-handedly revives Disco.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: ChrisHanel on August 19, 2007, 03:58:23 PM
Last one for awhile, gotta go start the radio show:

The Way of the Naked Gun: Ryan Philippe engages in a slapstick comedy as a desperate kidnapper attempting to collect ransom on a pregnant girl giving her child to OJ Simpson, who instead gives Phillipe advice on how *he'd* do it. The movie culimnates in a shootout and the Queen of England takes out the criminals with a shotgun.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 19, 2007, 08:15:49 PM
Firewall Grudge  - A long dead computer programmer comes back to his old job to hack a firewall within the People's bank of Stalingrad. Along the way he tries to scare people, but instead of screaming, most people actually laugh because his ghost wears baby sun hats and cheap make-up.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 08:20:37 PM
Bourne: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.
Bourne, using his uncanny abilities and shrewd intelligence, tries and fails to stop nuclear armageddon.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 19, 2007, 08:26:38 PM
Jay and Silent Bob Vs Bloodrayne

Jay and Silent Bob are cut to pieces, but not before Kevin Smith makes a very witty and cynical attack on all of Uwe Boll's films.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 08:30:40 PM
Godfrankenstein: After the head of the Corleon Family is shot to death for not investing in cocaine, he is brought back by science as a nearly- unstoppable monster.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: ChrisHanel on August 19, 2007, 08:53:57 PM
(Consolidating to one thread from now on when there's no replies...)

Starship Super Troopers

Casper Van Dien chugs pancake syrup while Dina Meyer shoots him in the balls.


PCUHF

A bunch of drunk college kids take over a small TV station and conquer the airwaves.


Strange Days of Thunder

Tom Cruise plays Lenny Trickle, a drugged up race car driver who gets by through reliving past go-kart victories using futuristic VR technology. When he discovers his crew cheif murdered, he must work to find his ex-prostitute turned therapist ex-girlfriend and prevent riots at the Daytona Speedway.


The Sandlottery

After their baseball team loses their third game in a row, the team holds a random drawing. The loser, Benny "The Jet", is stoned to death in a horrific ritual to appease the gods and get their winning swing back.

James Earl Jones plays God.
(Obscure?)


O Brother Bear, Where Art Thou?
A happy disney musical about a circus bear who escapes from his chains in the Deep South big top and sets out on a journey to escape the long arm of the law and become the eskimo he truly knows himself to be.


Tommy Never Dies
James Bond faces off against his most diabolical villain ever: A blind deaf-mute who plays pinball.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 09:01:53 PM
Wicker Man of the Year- A comedian is elected President of the United States. Things turn uly when he finds out his election was all an elaborate plot to get a perfect sacrifice for a pagan ritual.
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Post by: ChrisHanel on August 19, 2007, 09:06:26 PM
ET2
The cute alien is sent back in time to protect Elliot from a shapeshifting man whose only two shapes are to morph from shotguns to walkie talkies.

Backdraft to the Future
Marty accidentally alters the past of his NYFD father, and let him die in a fire in order to set things right.

How the Emperor Got his Groove Back
An Aztec emperor-turned-llama turns to sex tourism in the Bahamas to discover the good soul inside himself.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 19, 2007, 09:12:53 PM
Jason VS Godzilla- Jason gets smashed into a puddle of goo.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 20, 2007, 12:15:09 AM
HIghlander: A Space Odyssey - The Highlander flies thru space in pursuit of the hundreds of monoliths. He wants to destroy them all... but in the end there can be only one... monolith.
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Post by: Tripe on August 20, 2007, 06:10:08 AM
Pitch Blackadder - When a cargo ship transporting a weaselly man and his manservant makes an emergency stop on a dangerous planet, the crew will need a cunning plan to escape with their lives.
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 20, 2007, 06:10:20 AM
Gladiator 2: Electric Boogaloo - General Maximus returns from the dead and discovers breakdancing.
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Post by: Chaos on August 20, 2007, 08:50:02 AM
Mad Max Payne: (actually, it's just like the game)

20,000 Leagues of Their Own: Womens' baseball leagues spring up all over the world in response to a global strike of all professional sports players. Still, nobody watches them, and the leagues are all disbanded.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 20, 2007, 10:59:43 AM
My Big Fat Greek Event Horizon- The trials and tribulations of a couple trying to get married on a haunted spaceship. Two of the wacky uncles try to go warp in the same stasis pod, and end up a horror beyond comprehension.
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Post by: Tripe on August 20, 2007, 11:06:30 AM
Ghost and the Darkness

Whoopi Goldberg and Michael Douglas team up to track down and eradicate a killer Lion and the disembodied spirit of Patrick Swayze who have been terrorising villagers in late 19th Century Africa.

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Post by: ChrisHanel on August 20, 2007, 11:11:56 AM
The Sound of Music and Lyrics

A nun falls in love with a struggling songwriter as she raises his 29 kids and helps him write his next big hit, "Do Re Mi".

It bombs.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 20, 2007, 11:12:14 AM
Ghost in the Shell Machine- A mostly- robotic cop and her partner track down an electronic conciousness.
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Post by: Tripe on August 20, 2007, 11:19:44 AM
Robocop Land

A small town sheriff uncovers the corruption contained within all the big city cybernetic police officers who are stored in his town when not on duty.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 20, 2007, 11:30:28 AM
Freddy VS Mechagodzilla- Freddy gets smashed into a puddle of goo.
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Post by: AmazingThor on August 20, 2007, 06:01:13 PM
The Empire Strikes Back to the Future

Darth Vader travels back in time to stop his children, Luke and Leia, from kissing
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 20, 2007, 07:14:44 PM
 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Post by: ChrisHanel on August 20, 2007, 07:41:37 PM
Do the Right Stuff

Spike Lee throws a trash can through the window of the Space Shuttle while in orbit, everyone dies.

Inside Man on Fire Down Below - (Triple Play!)

A renegade cop goes on a ruthless crusade to find the bank robber holding a cute 5-year old hostage. It turns out the robbers' intentions are pure, as she is the mastermind behind a massive scheme to dump pollution in a mine shaft worked on by workers too intimdated by her cute dimples to fight back.

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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 20, 2007, 07:43:32 PM
Indiana Jones and the Seven Dwarves

(http://www.unit70.com/propimages/Dwarves.jpg)
'Nuff said.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Chaos on August 20, 2007, 08:21:05 PM
Fire in the Sky High: A redneck is kidnapped by aliens and taken to a special school for young superheroes floating in the sky, where he must learn to control his emerging powers while living in the shadow of his much more powerful father.

Grosse Point Blank Check Your Guns (triple feature!): A troubled assassin returns to his hometown to perform a hit on the same weekend as his high school reunion. An idiotic techno-thief gives the assassin a blank check after accidentally running over his guns. The assassin cashes in the check for 6 million dollars, skips town without doing the hit, and uses the money to become sherriff in the small old west town of Red Gap, where he requires all of the citizens to check their guns at his office.

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Post by: Dim of the Yard on August 20, 2007, 08:21:46 PM
Anne of Green Mile
The story of the lives of the guards on Death Row leading up to the execution of a wrongfully accused orphan girl with red pigtails and a fiery spirit and imagination.

Serenity Now
In the middle of the Vietnam War, the Alliance has fashioned River into a deadly fighter.  The crew of the Serenity has taken her into Cambodia, where she has been set up as a God among a local tribe, due to her abilities.  Captain Willard is sent to assassinate River.

Legends of the Hidden Temple of Doom
The movie adaptation of the television show Legends of the Hidden Temple, with a twist.  The goal is to retrieve the Sankara Stones deep within the Temple.  The losers are subject to slave labor in the mines, forced to drink the blood of Kali Ma, or tied into an iron cage and lowered into a volcano as human sacrifices.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 20, 2007, 08:26:36 PM
Wolf Rope- A middle aged man becomes a werewolf and, in a misguided philisophocal excersize, strangles some guy with a rope. He then has a party in the same room as the corpse.

The Secret Temple of Doom- Three young children, one of whom is unable to walk, find a secret temple to Faux Hindu Dieties. While trying to escape, they all grow as people, and the crippled kid learns to walk by the end. In fact, he learns to RUN.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Chaos on August 20, 2007, 08:31:04 PM
Fire in the Vanilla Sky: A redneck is kidnapped by aliens, who insert him into a cryogenic virtual reality where he lives out his dream life (in which it is legal to marry his cousin, presumably).
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Junkyard on August 20, 2007, 08:33:33 PM
Fantastic 3 Men and a Baby- Three guys find themselves caring for a baby when suddenly they all get super powers. Hilarity (and action) ensues.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: ChrisHanel on August 20, 2007, 10:55:15 PM
Jumpin' Jack Ass

Whoopi Goldberg repeatedly injures herself in a series of idotic stunts.
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Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 20, 2007, 11:02:51 PM
Aliens in L.A.

Kathy Ireland finds a strange egg in Los Angeles. Hilarity ensues.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 21, 2007, 05:36:32 AM
Fallen in Love- Shakeshere, while romancing Gweneth Paltro, tries to stop a killer who's soul can move from body to body through touch.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 21, 2007, 09:21:54 PM
South Park Begins
              We see the origins of how Stan and Kyle became so reasonable and so smart. We also see their brief stint as super heroes, and it is written in such a way that it is regarded as one of the best superhero films of all time.
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Post by: Tripe on August 22, 2007, 05:25:02 AM
National Lampoons Van Wilder: The Rise of the Silver Surfer

Van Wilder's Indian friend becomes the herald of a planet eating cosmic being, but is distracted from his mission by the charms of a host of skanks, one of whom  can turn all invisible like.
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Post by: Junkyard on August 22, 2007, 06:45:51 AM
Indiana Jones and the Attack of the Clones- The second chapter of Indy's fall towards the Dark Side.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 22, 2007, 11:07:30 AM
The Phantom Menace of the Opera
Gerard Butler portrays a black and red skinned Iridonian who terrorizes an opera house by wielding his double bladed lightsabre, but in the end, dies from being cut in half, but unexpectedly comes back to life, using a hov-a-round. He goes "Bam! I'm Dick Tracy! You're Pruneface!" "Bam Now i'm Pruneface! Bam! Now I'm PRRRUUUUNNNEEEE TRACY!"
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Post by: Keroppi20 on August 22, 2007, 11:19:40 AM
American Beauty and the Beast
The story of a man cursed to live a miserable life with animate household items that are bitchy and unappreciative.  His only hope to break the curse is to lay a beautiful underage girl before the last petal on a magical rose (whose image constantly haunts him) falls.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: ChrisHanel on August 22, 2007, 01:36:45 PM
Superbad Boys

Two awkward, nerdy african-american cops try to get laid, and blow shit up.
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Post by: Keroppi20 on August 22, 2007, 02:01:08 PM
Harry Potter and the Order of the Traveling Pants
Potter learns there's an order of wizzards who pass around a pair of jeans that fit each of their bodies perfectly,  this inspires him to start his own order to battle such evil forces.
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Post by: ObscureGamer on August 22, 2007, 02:13:03 PM
Chronicles of Schindler : The Nazi, the Fuhrer, and the Jews - A nazi officer smuggles a train of condemned-to-death Jews to the magical world of Narnia instead.  Unfortunately, only Christians are welcome here.   D'oh!
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 22, 2007, 02:21:13 PM
Chronicles of Schindler : The Nazi, the Fuhrer, and the Jews - A nazi officer smuggles a train of condemned-to-death Jews to the magical world of Narnia instead.  Unfortunately, only Christians are welcome here.   D'oh!
oh, so wrong...but yet so good ;)
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 22, 2007, 02:33:40 PM
Harry Potter and the Prisoner he Saw
Harry potter is a powerless wizard who is chased around by a giant bubble, eventually captured, cut to pieces by Jigsaw and forced to watch his family and all his schoolmates at Hogwarts also be slowly burned to death by acid and sliced to bits by ginsu knives while John Denver plays in the background.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: ChrisHanel on August 22, 2007, 02:45:04 PM
Godfather of the Bride

Steve Martin plays a neurotic crime lord who is afraid of losing his little girl on the day of her wedding, so he puts out a hit on the groom.

Pink Floyd's The Firewall

A psychedelic tale about a young man who becomes emotionally and mentally broken after his family is kidnapped and held for ransom. Instead of going along with their demands, he snaps and forms a fascist army to seek out and destroy them.
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Post by: ObscureGamer on August 22, 2007, 02:53:36 PM
Charlie and the Little Shop of Horrors - Misanthropist billionaire William Wonka appropriates an evil alien plant-based lifeform and sells it as a chocolate-covered confectionary treat, so that it can feast on the blood and organs of the foolish victims who swallow one.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 22, 2007, 09:47:41 PM
Perfect Blue Collar Comedy Tour
Four redneck comedians set out on a comedy tour, however, as they start to compromise their principles by telling clever jokes tailored to sophisticate audiences they are haunted by reflections of their past .  They receive taunting lowbrow messages from a set of comedians who say they are the "real rednecks comedians."  Soon it is hard for them to tell what is reality and what is stand-up.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: ChrisHanel on August 22, 2007, 10:49:15 PM
Perfect Blue Collar Comedy Tour
Four redneck comedians set out on a comedy tour, however, as they start to compromise their principles by telling clever jokes tailored to sophisticate audiences they are haunted by reflections of their past .  They receive taunting lowbrow messages from a set of comedians who say they are the "real rednecks comedians."  Soon it is hard for them to tell what is reality and what is stand-up.

As an anime fan, I completely applaud this one.
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Post by: Tripe on August 23, 2007, 05:32:23 AM
I'd watch that anime.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Chaos on August 23, 2007, 02:48:18 PM
Perfect Blue Collar Comedy Tour
Four redneck comedians set out on a comedy tour, however, as they start to compromise their principles by telling clever jokes tailored to sophisticate audiences they are haunted by reflections of their past .  They receive taunting lowbrow messages from a set of comedians who say they are the "real rednecks comedians."  Soon it is hard for them to tell what is reality and what is stand-up.

THAT... was awesome. ;D
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 23, 2007, 02:55:37 PM
Thanks for the positive responses  :-*
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: ObscureGamer on August 23, 2007, 02:59:59 PM
A Clockwork Orange County - Jack Black goes through a cruel behavioral experiment which causes him to experience intense agony whenever he thinks about, or reaches for, junk food.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Junkyard on August 23, 2007, 03:00:07 PM
Xanablanca- An artist with bad artist's block is confronted by a Muse he was once involved with to obtain exit visas. He and Claude Rains also start a retro-pop fusion club called "Mike's Place."
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Post by: Keroppi20 on August 23, 2007, 03:16:51 PM
Arsenic and Old Yeller Lace
A newspaper man must tearfully shoot his rabid aunts before they embark on an all out killing spree. 

(yes, I changed it...I thought I would let you know in case you thought you were going crazy...)
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: ChrisHanel on August 23, 2007, 03:26:42 PM
Defending your Life as a House

A man who has died after a bout with terminal cancer is judged by the Heavenly Powers that Be, and is sent to hell for his lack of parenting skills, causing his son to turn to gay prostituion, and worse, to bomb in the role of Anikan Skywalker.

Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Tripe on August 23, 2007, 04:51:01 PM
My Life as a Dog Day Afternoon

A Swedish boy goes through the trials and tribulations before finally falling for a preoperative transsexual and disastrously robbing a bank to pay for his/her swap op.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Junkyard on August 23, 2007, 06:11:14 PM
The Naked Man With The Golden Gun 2 and a Half- Frank Drebon and James Bond pair up to stop a gold- obsessed megalomaniac.
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Post by: Tripe on August 24, 2007, 07:44:34 AM
Brian's Song of the South
Things certainly aren’t zipadee doo dah for Brian Piccolo when he discovers he has a terminal illness. Luckily his old football buddy Uncle Remus is on hand with a few songs and tales of Brer Rabbit to cheer him up. (not available in the US)

Batman Bites Dog
An intriguing Mocumentary reimaging of the Dark Knight from Belgium featuring candid interview with the caped crusader as he describes his motivations for hunting down and dispatching the criminal class of Gotham.

Regarding Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
After a shooting incident, successful lawyer Henry Turner undergoes a profound personality change, from obnoxious attorney to gleeful multiple murderer.

Cape Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Max Cady’s plans to revenge himself upon the lawyer who failed to keep him from jail are scuppered when he hitches a ride from outside the prison with Raoul Duke and Dr Gonzo who were passing by on their way to write an account of a Motorcycle race. Soon instead of terrorizing Bowden and his family, Cady is huffing ether and seeing nightmarish bat like creatures.

Blue Steel Magnolias
Marshal John Carruthers goes undercover to unmask crooked speculators who intend to buy up a supposedly worthless town that actually stands on top of a huge load of gold. Marshall Caruthers will need the help of both the town Sheriff and a close knit group of Strong Women to thwart the crooked plan.

What about Bob Roberts?
Psychiatrist Dr Leo Marvin’s plans for a quiet vacation go awry when one of his patients, a right wing folk singer with political aspirations comes to stay and inveigles himself into Marvin’s family and holiday.

Any Given Sunday Bloody Sunday
Murray Head plays the bisexual star quarterback of the Miami Sharks who has dalliances with both the owner of his team (Cameron  Dias) and the brusque head coach (Robert DeNiro).
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Chaos on August 24, 2007, 09:11:00 AM
Howard the Professional: A young Natalie Portman meets a duck from outer space, who trains her in the secret arts of being an assassin while trying to find his way back to his own planet.

The Iron Friendly Giant: In 1950's USA, the military secretly builds a gigantic metal robot to host a Canadian kid's program. The Giant is declared a danger and hunted down by the military when its invitation to join it in the rocking chair "big enough for two to curl up in" is horribly misinterpreted.
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Post by: Principal_Skin-trade on August 24, 2007, 10:12:02 PM
Waterworld: Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the Bomb
Kevin Coster flies a plane to bomb the ocean in an attempt to make some land. The Incompetent Kevin Costner however fails, because what he drops is a bomb but it's a complete dud. He lands in the ocean, and reforms the bomb into a boat. It finally sinks and he says "My boat".
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Post by: ChrisHanel on August 25, 2007, 01:07:47 AM
The Lost Boyz n' the Hood

A film that showcases the real life hardships and obstacles encountered daily by African-American vampires in South Central LA.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Junkyard on August 25, 2007, 05:42:40 AM
Sin City of Angels-
Cage plays an angel of death trying to understand and act upon his love of Meg Ryan while carting away the hundreds of souls that get released from their mortal coils every day in Sin City.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Tripe on August 25, 2007, 06:34:05 AM
The Lost Boyz n' the Hood

A film that showcases the real life hardships and obstacles encountered daily by African-American vampires in South Central LA.

See that's another one I'd watch.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Junkyard on August 25, 2007, 07:43:11 AM
The Dark Crystal Half-
A Gelfling must fight a psychotic of it's own making while searching for the missing shard of the Dark Crystal.
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Post by: Tripe on August 25, 2007, 08:21:48 AM
The Mack and Me

A pimp on the ruin from The Man befriends a wheelchair bound kid. Together they learn that macking ain't easy as they make their way to the Players Ball.

The movie contains tons of egregious product placement for Hennessey, Ripple, Jacob the Jeweler and Cristal.
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Post by: ObscureGamer on August 25, 2007, 08:27:14 AM
The Man Who Would Be King Ralph - John Goodman is worshipped as a god by Indians, until they discover that his obesity is merely genetic, whereupon they grind him down into elephant food, mixing his carcass in with peanut shells.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Junkyard on August 25, 2007, 08:31:23 AM
Star Wars: Return of the King-
Aragorn assembles an army at the gates of Mordor while Han and Chewy try to destroy the Ring in Mount Doom.
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Post by: AmazingThor on August 26, 2007, 06:27:19 AM
20,000 Leagues of their Own Under the Sea-
A former baseball star turned pirate, Captain Nemo starts an all female under water baseball team. "There's no giant squids in baseball!"
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Junkyard on August 26, 2007, 06:31:05 AM
What Lies Beneath the Planet of the Apes-
The wife of a sucsessful ape doctor tries to get to the bottom of a mystery that has haunted her sinse she moved into a new hut.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Hebs on August 26, 2007, 12:40:09 PM
Pee Wee's Big Adventure While Drinkin' Juice in Da Hood

(http://stevebrownetc.com/feed/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/crunk-pee-wee.gif)
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Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 26, 2007, 01:48:34 PM
Pee Wee's Big Adventure While Drinkin' Juice in Da Hood

(http://stevebrownetc.com/feed/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/crunk-pee-wee.gif)


 :clap: awesome!

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Post by: Junkyard on August 26, 2007, 01:59:11 PM
The Island: The clonus horror-
It's basically the same as either, but with stars less attractive than Jude and Scarlett, and more attractive than those two people from Parts.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 26, 2007, 10:23:55 PM
Donnie Brasco-Darko
Most of you will have to go to the film's website if you want to know what I intended the movie to be about... or wait for the director's cut.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Tripe on August 27, 2007, 05:31:24 AM
Peter Pan's Labyrinth

Let's just say it doesn't end well for Wendy.

Groundhog Day of the Dead

After collapsing exhausted into his bed after dispatching a hoard of Zombies,, TV weather man Phil Connors is horrified when he wakes up and realises that it is the morning of the same day and again he will have to fight the reanimated dead.
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Post by: Chaos on August 27, 2007, 10:20:55 PM
Peter Pan's Labyrinth

Let's just say it doesn't end well for Wendy.

Groundhog Day of the Dead

After collapsing exhausted into his bed after dispatching a hoard of Zombies,, TV weather man Phil Connors is horrified when he wakes up and realises that it is the morning of the same day and again he will have to fight the reanimated dead.

hahah, these are both awesome. :)

Ocean's 12 Monkeys: A team of professional thieves are caught by the man they stole 160 million dollars from, and sent back in time to stop a deadly plague from wiping out the population of his casinos.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Junkyard on August 28, 2007, 07:17:25 AM
The Quiet American Werewolf in London-

 Alden Pyle is bitten by a werewolf while part of an economic mission. He gets involved in a love triangle with a vietnamese woman and an old english man. He is shot to death in the end.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Tripe on September 01, 2007, 02:59:42 PM
Remains of the Day after Tomorrow

A stodgy, emotionally closed off English butler must deal with apocalyptic weather conditions.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: Junkyard on September 01, 2007, 07:36:45 PM
Ocean's 11th Seal-
Ocean and his band of thieves, con men, and experts of various types work together to cheat Deathin a chess game, but instead intentonally lose in order to buy a small family of gypsies time to escape Death. Ocean's 11 are led to the afterlife in a danse macabre.
Title: Re: The Movie Synthesis Game
Post by: daltysmilth on September 03, 2007, 11:13:47 AM
Maybe someone's already noticed this, but we already had a thread like this here: http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php/topic,1259.0.html (http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php/topic,1259.0.html).  Perhaps the moderators could somehow merge the two?
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Post by: Chaos on September 03, 2007, 03:33:48 PM
This thread has been BathTubbed! :D
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Junkyard on September 03, 2007, 03:50:08 PM
Airplane Turbulence!-
A crappy movie, but very funny.
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: daltysmilth on September 03, 2007, 05:49:38 PM
Everyone's favorite dog and rabbit-y thing swear off women, move to an island paradise, and search for rogue bigfoots in:

Sam & Max Hit The Road To Singapore
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 05:41:59 PM
Death of a Superman-
Followed more than 20 years later with Death of a Superman Returns.
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: daltysmilth on September 07, 2007, 08:20:31 PM
Yatta!  Yatta!  Yatta!

This large-scale film co-produced by American and Japanese studios tells the true story of how Pearl Harbor was attacked by Japanese men clad only in underwear with leaves pinned to the front.
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Junkyard on September 07, 2007, 08:33:46 PM
Contact: First Contact-
Jodie Foster must go back in time to stop the Borg from changing history.
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: daltysmilth on September 07, 2007, 08:59:42 PM
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of The Secret Of N.I.M.H.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione try to help an unusually intelligent female rat find a cure for her sons disease, as well as discover what happened to her husband.
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Junkyard on September 08, 2007, 04:55:23 AM
Reefer Madness of King George-
King George, in a drugged haze, kills a girl and tries to pin it on some other stoner.
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: daltysmilth on September 08, 2007, 10:09:19 AM
Steal This Muppet Movie

Kermit the Frog and friends re-enact the life of Abbie Hoffman, in their usual madcap, irreverent fashion.
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Junkyard on September 10, 2007, 09:47:16 AM
Band of Brother Grimm-
War, magic, and Monica Bellucimi.
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: daltysmilth on October 27, 2007, 02:01:47 PM
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Elm Street

The children who live on Elm Street begin having nightmares about a barber who was falsely accused of a crime and exiled to Australia, and is after revenge against those who wronged him, causing his wife to poison herself and taking away his daughter.
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Junkyard on October 28, 2007, 06:37:13 AM
Dungeons and Red Dragons-
That kid who played Jimmy Olson in the Lois and Clark: New Adventures of Superman show is hunted through an annoying fantasy world by Hanibal Lecter. (Finally, a movie that's fun for the whole family.)
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Junkyard on October 28, 2007, 08:26:45 AM
300 Days of Night-
The Spartans are stuck for one month of darkness in Alaska, having to fight off an army of Russian vampires, 100,000 strong.

"You bring the severed heads of my neibors to my city steps. You bite my ex- wife. You threaten my people with death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Vampire. Perhaps you should have done the same! "
"Dis ees blaasphemy! Dis ess maadness!"
"Madness? THIS IS BARROW!"
BOOM
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: daltysmilth on October 30, 2007, 12:02:06 AM
Cloud Strife and Tifa Lockhart must defend the frightened citizens of Midgar from children with unearthly powers in:

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Of The Corn
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 31, 2007, 04:40:07 PM
Steal This Muppet Movie

Kermit the Frog and friends re-enact the life of Abbie Hoffman, in their usual madcap, irreverent fashion.

This one is just GENIUS.... :clap: :highfive:
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Junkyard on November 10, 2007, 06:03:26 AM
The Fantastic Incredibles-
The Richards and the Pars go to court.

"We were around before the people who animated you were even born!"
"Well at least our movie didn't BLOW!"
"ORDER IN THE COURT!"
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Sideswipe on November 11, 2007, 06:17:28 PM
A view to kill a mockingbird!
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 11, 2007, 06:39:23 PM
12 Angry Men And A Baby

They changed their decision and did not convict an innocent man.
They also changed the diapers of the innocent man's baby in the process.
And that baby changed their lives....
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Junkyard on November 11, 2007, 06:46:30 PM
This is just for the concept, so the title doesn't make much sense.

Saw and the Chocolate Factory:

Basically Willy Wonka, but with bad lighting and they actually show the children's corpses.
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Hebs on November 12, 2007, 03:02:32 PM
12 Angry Men And A Baby

They changed their decision and did not convict an innocent man.
They also changed the diapers of the innocent man's baby in the process.
And that baby changed their lives....


Bahaha, nice Dim - that made me laugh :)


The Never Ending Departed

A brow-beaten Jack Nicholson and shoot-to-kill Leo Dicaprio ride a whimsical flying dog-dragon and make wishes to return the remnants of their crooked mob-run city into a magical dreamworld kingdom once more....
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Sideswipe on November 12, 2007, 03:32:34 PM
Kindergarten Robocop!
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: RoninFox on November 12, 2007, 04:28:51 PM
Kindergarten Robocop!

It's not a tumor!  I cannot get a tumor!
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: daltysmilth on November 12, 2007, 04:30:12 PM
Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes

Senator Amidala finds herself in the midst of an attempt at a galactic coup by an army of the dangerous fruit.
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Sideswipe on November 12, 2007, 04:32:00 PM
Star Wars Episode III:  Revenge of the Star Wars Nerds!
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: daltysmilth on November 19, 2007, 02:07:30 PM
The crew of the Enterprise return from their exile on Vulcan, only to suddenly find themselves transported to the world of Narnia in

Star Trek IV: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Sideswipe on November 21, 2007, 07:09:52 AM
Cheaper by the Dirty Dozen!
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Nunyerbiz on November 21, 2007, 11:19:09 AM
I got a feeling I'm just off on the point of this excercise... but.....

Phil Collins tours Vietnam in....

No Full Metal Jacket Required

Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Tripe on November 21, 2007, 11:32:53 AM
Injured while risking his life to save an angry German Shepard, Chicago Firefighter Jack Moniker (Robin Williams) retires and moves to a small Caribbean island named St. Nicholas. There, where the action is filmed in balck and white, he meets a pretty sixteen-year-old Hungarian girl (Eszter Balint).

From initial hostility and indifference a strange affection grows between the two exiles. Due to complete boredom they decide to visit the wastelands of Cleveland and then proceed to sunny Florida where they lose all their money and unwittingly gain a fortune.

You’ll laugh, you’ll yawn, you’ll develop an appreciation for the music of Screamin’ Jay Hawkins and Rum Cocktails:

Club Stranger than Paradise
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Junkyard on December 09, 2007, 06:27:37 AM
A Midsummer Night's Dreamcatcher-
A bunch of Elizabethan idiots go through a comedy of love and lust while an alien virus thing begins to take them over.
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Courtney on December 09, 2007, 07:05:28 AM
A young girl has to deal with both puberty and taking her rightful place in her family in...

Are You There Godfather, it's Me, Margaret?

John Mellencamp discovers a suitcase of 2 million dollars and a (Ford) truckload of heroin, and has to fight a battle of wits with a sadistic killer. 

This Is Our Country for Old Men
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Junkyard on December 09, 2007, 11:27:03 AM
Blacula 3000:
This ridiculous movie concept- huh. hmmm....
Okay, nevermind, this could be awesome, as long as someone stays on watch to keep Eddie Murphy out.
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Crazy_88s on December 12, 2007, 01:41:03 AM
Big Trouble in LIttle Chinatown
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Junkyard on December 12, 2007, 05:44:05 AM
Terminator 3: Rise of Taj-
That guy from that other film tries vainly to stop the robot holocaust.
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Fifthrate on December 12, 2007, 12:35:52 PM
Those two crazy college kids are at it again but this time they're thrown into a military prison.

Harold and Kumar go to The Castle

It's rough on the mean streets of San Francisco. And Inspector Harry Callahan is looking for love.

When Dirty Harry met Sally
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Tripe on December 16, 2007, 06:25:33 AM
What happens when the world's top tiny white girl martial arts using cop has to deal with a crime wave masterminded by the child she is carrying:

Big Trouble in Little China O'Brien
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: BBQ Platypus on December 16, 2007, 10:06:56 AM
Jules Winnfield, Mace Windu, and FBI Agent Neville Flynn must help a mentally impaired former blues singer convince his daughter to continue her education past the second grade (as he simultaneously tries to reform the sinful ways of a nymphomaniac by chaining her to a radiator in his basement)  in...

I am Samuel L. Jackson
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Fifthrate on December 18, 2007, 04:39:12 AM
The Lance Armsorong story

Livestrong or Die Hard
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Junkyard on December 18, 2007, 11:55:57 AM
Road to Rush Hour-
Hope, Crosby, Chan, and Tucker star in this buddy picture where 3 out of the 4 are fish out of water, and only 2 of the 4 are funny.

I Am Legend of Boggy Creek-
A man who believes himself to be the last living human on Earth must survive in a world populated soley by bigfoots (bigfeet?)

The Call of Cthulu Superstar-
A genius independent film that tells Lovecraft's story in a modern musical format.
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: daltysmilth on December 18, 2007, 03:36:43 PM
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost star in this Edgar Wright comedy about cops in a rural English town who must go undercover dressed as women in:

SOME LIKE IT HOT FUZZ
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Fifthrate on December 19, 2007, 07:13:26 AM
Arnold Schwarzenegger must race from New Jersey to California to avoid being executed in...

The Cannonball Running Man
Title: Re: Movie Synthesis/Title Parodies
Post by: Sideswipe on December 19, 2007, 05:43:34 PM
Will Smiths greatest dramatic performance.


I am legend of Bagger Vance!