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RiffTrax Discussion => Shorts 2007 - 2008 => Christmas Toyshop => Topic started by: Darth Geek on December 22, 2008, 08:15:14 PM

Title: What Christmassy things did we learn?
Post by: Darth Geek on December 22, 2008, 08:15:14 PM
I learned why Bill is hot.
I learned what the guy who carried "9 CUSTARD PIES" does at home.
I did NOT learn how the bizar animated story Santa told them had anything to do with "where toys come from".
Title: Re: What Christmassy things did we learn?
Post by: bratpop on December 23, 2008, 01:54:34 AM
I learned that Santa is every bit the bumbling, incompetant buffoon that father is, yet kids can somehow tell the difference.

I learned that once a year, a Christmas demon will give you visions of Santa Claus, who will then describe an indescribable cartoon to you.
Title: Re: What Christmassy things did we learn?
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on December 23, 2008, 04:40:55 AM
I learned the true meaning of "Badonk-a-donk".
Title: Re: What Christmassy things did we learn?
Post by: eegah on December 24, 2008, 12:37:35 PM
Padding a crappy film with a classic TerryToons cartoon (http://www.bcdb.com/cartoon_synopsis/2097-Ye_Olde_Toy_Shop.html) won't help.
Title: Re: What Christmassy things did we learn?
Post by: RoninFox on December 24, 2008, 01:16:51 PM
I learned that the true spirit of Christmas is to celebrate the victory of toy-kind over the scourge of evil nightmare spider-dog.
Title: Re: What Christmassy things did we learn?
Post by: bratpop on December 24, 2008, 01:20:01 PM
Mind you, toy-kind as told by Santa as induced by a demon.
Title: Re: What Christmassy things did we learn?
Post by: RVR II on December 25, 2008, 05:39:10 PM
I learned that this is what today's politicians grew up watching and this could be the real reason our present day economy is in the toilet :o
Title: Re: What Christmassy things did we learn?
Post by: OmegaR! on January 11, 2009, 09:49:00 AM
I learned decorating trees was once Santa's job... he's gotten lazy...
Title: Re: What Christmassy things did we learn?
Post by: Darkwalker on December 14, 2013, 09:24:08 PM
Decorating, and even bringing it in. Lazy old man. Then again my mom always had us kids do the decorating. Turned out about as good as you would expect from people who could only reach half of it.
Title: Re: What Christmassy things did we learn?
Post by: Fuzzy Necromancer on December 05, 2014, 10:49:34 AM
I learned that the makers of crappy shorts think about awkward framing devices while touching themselves in public lavatories. They are THAT obsessed with them.