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RiffTrax Discussion => Shorts 2007 - 2008 => Know For Sure => Topic started by: torgosPizza on November 21, 2008, 11:24:17 AM

Title: Know for Sure - now available!
Post by: torgosPizza on November 21, 2008, 11:24:17 AM
(http://www.rifftrax.com/files/imagecache/product/files/KnowforSurePoster.jpg)

You think you don't have syphilis, but how do really know? Has anyone you trust told you you don't have it? Have you been in contact with anyone from a big city in, say, the last year? Then you almost certainly have it! Talk to your doctor immediately, or at the very least, a silver-haired white guy with an authoritative voice. He will put your shame under a microscope and make you look at it and if that doesn't change your ways, than I don't know what!

Or you can just watch RiffTrax latest hilarious short subject Know For Sure.

http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/know-sure

http://www.rifftrax.com/misc/flvplayer.swf?file=rtmp://rifftraxfvs.cdnetworks.us/rifftraxfvs/flashstream/&id=KnowForSure_Sample&width=500&height=330&overstretch=fit&volume=100&autostart=false&type=rtmp&
Title: Re: Know for Sure - now available!
Post by: RVR II on November 21, 2008, 11:52:07 AM
What The.. :o

Youz guys are WORK-A-HOLICS!! :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Know for Sure - now available!
Post by: PlayMSTie on November 21, 2008, 01:16:07 PM
Oh, this is gonna be good.
Title: Re: Know for Sure - now available!
Post by: awfulgoodmovies on November 21, 2008, 01:44:37 PM
Excellent!  :clap:

13 minutes of riffing goodness!

I have CT5, Dragnet ep18, this short and Alchol is Dynamite to watch over the weekend!
Title: Re: Know for Sure - now available!
Post by: Bob on November 21, 2008, 02:53:34 PM
Now THAT was hilarious!

"I've found your penis"   :D

Did I hear the doctor correctly..... he was telling everyone to come in every week for a YEAR?!?! for their shots.

I WAS going to go out and have unprotected sex tonight, but this short set me straight.
Title: Re: Know for Sure - now available!
Post by: Scrivener on November 21, 2008, 03:12:11 PM
I WAS going to go out and have unprotected sex tonight, but this short set me straight.

Must ... resist ... obvious ... "straight" line ... (in ... more ways ... than one) ...
Title: Re: Know for Sure - now available!
Post by: Gamera on November 21, 2008, 04:42:42 PM
Wonderful.

Its nice to travel back to a time when stereotypes and syphilis could be enjoyed by all.

Now I can't get the "Shaddup you face" song out of my head.

"Wassamatta you, eh? You gotta crabs and da clap!  Your baby was born-a dead, hey!"

Sorry. 





Title: Re: Know for Sure - now available!
Post by: Insert Coin(s) to Continue on November 22, 2008, 11:40:13 AM
Wow, the short was kind of a downer (and what's with so many scenes of people getting shots?) but the riffing was hilarious.
Title: Re: Know for Sure - now available!
Post by: RoninFox on November 22, 2008, 01:08:26 PM
Ah, the only movie I've ever seen that bothers to show the darker side of a racial stereotype comic relief character's life.

The match of ridiculous material and merciless riffing might have just made this my favorite short so far.
Title: Re: Know for Sure - now available!
Post by: Lemming Howard on November 23, 2008, 12:29:53 PM
(and what's with so many scenes of people getting shots?)

Those made me cringe.  I can watch myself get jabbed but not other people.  Guess the film was try to make a point.  (Sorry for the pun.)
Title: Re: Know for Sure - now available!
Post by: JackTheRIFFER on November 24, 2008, 01:39:37 PM
What the hell Rifftrax???  Was that the biggest downer you could pick?  Dead babies?  Surely you should riff a documentary on Auschwitz!
Title: Re: Know for Sure - now available!
Post by: Thrashalla on November 24, 2008, 03:15:49 PM
What the hell Rifftrax???  Was that the biggest downer you could pick?  Dead babies?  Surely you should riff a documentary on Auschwitz!

If you liked this one, wait until they release the Requiem For A Dream Riff!!!
Title: Re: Know for Sure - now available!
Post by: MartyS (Gromit) on November 30, 2008, 12:05:20 AM
What the hell Rifftrax???  Was that the biggest downer you could pick?  Dead babies?  Surely you should riff a documentary on Auschwitz!

Yea, the dead baby and the closeups of people getting shots kinda put a damper on the humor.

And that one closeup showed a big air bubble in the syringe, that really freaked me out, I guess death is one way to cure syphilis, really surprised the guys didn't comment on it.
Title: Re: Know for Sure - now available!
Post by: Rattrap007 on November 30, 2008, 05:32:51 AM
What the hell Rifftrax???  Was that the biggest downer you could pick?  Dead babies?  Surely you should riff a documentary on Auschwitz!
not dead babies.. ONE dead.. and it was a Bambino...
Title: Re: Know for Sure - now available!
Post by: RVR II on November 30, 2008, 05:40:44 AM
What the hell Rifftrax???  Was that the biggest downer you could pick?  Dead babies?  Surely you should riff a documentary on Auschwitz!
Does this mean you Don't Love Bill Corbett anymore?? :scared:
Title: Re: Know for Sure - now available!
Post by: JackTheRIFFER on December 01, 2008, 07:45:44 AM
What the hell Rifftrax???  Was that the biggest downer you could pick?  Dead babies?  Surely you should riff a documentary on Auschwitz!
not dead babies.. ONE dead.. and it was a Bambino...

Ohhh, OK.  Now it totally makes sense.
Title: Re: Know for Sure - now available!
Post by: JackTheRIFFER on December 01, 2008, 07:48:05 AM
What the hell Rifftrax???  Was that the biggest downer you could pick?  Dead babies?  Surely you should riff a documentary on Auschwitz!
Does this mean you Don't Love Bill Corbett anymore?? :scared:

No.  My love for Bill Corbett exists on a a plane of reality that us mere humans cannot understand.  Maybe someday, science will be able to understand my Corbett love, but until then, I will just have to leave it as a wonder of nature.