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Title: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: RVR II on November 14, 2008, 08:17:41 PM
"I Like Turtles!" :D



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Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: TheUnabeefer on November 15, 2008, 01:51:52 AM
I spilled coffee in my lap!
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: Rattrap007 on November 15, 2008, 07:52:40 AM
The camo guy with the "I Like turtles." line.

Also Magneto? Cerebro?
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: Lemming Howard on November 15, 2008, 02:00:53 PM
Swampcat
Eskimo
Thundernose
The Jumping Bean
The Human couch
Semicolon
Fingertoes
razorclams
Invizorlips
...Something... Boy
SEX man
Chocolate Rain

Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: Wiseblood on November 16, 2008, 07:45:26 AM
("I'm in" "She's good" "You have no idea")  Wow!  A screenplay cliche hat trick!
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: Jonathan_Short_Torso on November 17, 2008, 12:37:29 AM
Never blow on another man's coke.
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: PlayMSTie on November 17, 2008, 09:03:40 AM
The bit at the beginning about the pronunciation of "X-Men" and "X-2." (If they just could have found a way to work in a "Z'Dar" joke, it would have been perfect!)

"Diarrhea is like having a man in your head."
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: PlayMSTie on November 18, 2008, 08:29:22 PM
"You've gone bald, Dave."

I always enjoy a good 2001 riff, which is odd, as I didn't even like the movie.
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: Indomitus on November 19, 2008, 05:46:27 PM
"It's a series of tubes!"
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: Invader_quirk on November 20, 2008, 09:30:24 PM
"I like turtles" was the only joke I laughed at out loud, but MAN did I laugh...
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2008, 01:49:50 PM
"Ah, it's a beef activated door."  :D
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: lassieface on December 03, 2008, 09:09:56 PM
That line when the SWAT shot "Remote"
"Bury me under the cushions."
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: Raven on December 04, 2008, 06:52:52 PM
I liked-

the bit about the nude computing in Firewall.
Nightcrawler's request for a mystique impression.
Jesus- "oh no leave me outta this" 
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: NYFalcon1981 on December 12, 2008, 09:53:30 AM
Personal Faves are:

Kevin explaining " wolverines do not have hair fins or sideburns like Martin Van Buren!"


K: wolverines do not have hair fins or sideburns like martin van burin

Nightcrawler asking Mystique to do impressions

Mike noting that " Dams in movies fail more than X Boxes"  (I am on my 3rd 360, but as long as I don't have to pay to fix it i'll still love it)
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: palehorse864 on December 13, 2008, 12:46:46 AM
Like the first X-riff, I didn't think this one was as good as the likes of The Matrix 1&2, Bourne Identity, terminator 3, etc.   Not enough esoteric hilarity, etc.  However, some of the best riffs weren't gags on the film as much as on the riffers.  Kevin's e-mail to Bill was funny.  My favorite of those though was when Magneto  said "You should have killed me when you had the chance!"  and Bill says "Ahh, sounds like your average Christmas at the Corbett house" 

The hardest laugh I had though was the "I like turtles" line. In a previous riff, they tried to reference the turtle kid, but it fell flat because it didn't have anything to do with the movie.  When that soldier pulled off the mask and had the same darkened eyes and everything, my brother doubled over with laughter and I couldn't stop laughing until I had to wipe tears from my eyes.  Good job guys.

They did miss a golden opportunity with their cerebro  bit, when the kids escaped and they riffed "Everybody down to the wine cellar" they should have followed it up with a reference to Edgar Allen Poe's "The Cask of Amontillado"

Fortunato!
Cerebro!
Amontillado!

And they probably should have had one "Zippo" riff for pyro.
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: Thrifty on December 15, 2008, 05:23:45 AM
Can't remember a lot, but dubbing dog sounds over Wolverine's approach to the base was pretty good.
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: MontyServo on December 27, 2008, 11:13:50 PM
Lots of great lines in this one.   (I watched this one right after watching Harry Potter 3 and thought this one was a lot better)

Of course, I really got a kick out of the reference to my "Where do I poop?" joke from the Batman And Robin Rifftrax.  That was all kinds of awesome.

I was trying to count all of the Magneto/Cerebro jokes during this, but lost count.  It was never not funny.

Actually, I just had a pretty awesome Rifftrax marathon (Harry Potter 3, X2, and 4 shorts).  And a good time was had by all.   :highfive:
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: Thrifty on January 07, 2009, 01:17:12 PM
Also...

Mystique:  "I'm in."

Wolverine:  "She's good."

Magneto:  "You have no idea."

Mike Nelson:  "Wow!  A screen play cliche hat trick."

Hilarious because I hate that line in the movie so much.
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: Lovye on January 08, 2009, 12:36:52 PM
"Can making a lot of ice help in any way?"
--"Shut up, Bobby."

........

"If only we had a guy who could somehow alter the molecular structure of water to keep it from flowing!"
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: RVR II on January 17, 2009, 08:49:42 PM
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The Hell's that ???
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: stansimpson on January 18, 2009, 10:29:25 AM
SOOO many great lines in this one (imo), but my favorite:

"He gave Charles a Tic-Tac."

"Charles loves Tic-Tacs."

My friends I saw this with and I have been quoting that all week, which goes on to prove my theory:  Impressions of Ian McKellan, Patrick Stewart and Ah-nold are some of the best in a RiffTrax.

And how can you not love the "Space Mutiny" callback, "X-Man Chunkhead"?  Hahahaha!
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: Smoky on June 22, 2009, 03:39:08 PM
My favorite was "Edward Murder Knuckles".

I liked "You shoulda killed me when you had the chance!!" - "This is just like Thanksgiving at the Corbett home".

"Happy birthday kid, hope you don't already have one of these"

"Have an awkward, twitchy hug"

And other ones I can't remember now.
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: bug_eyed_sheep44 on September 18, 2009, 01:25:07 PM
Xavier: "Don't move."
(Cerebro activates in a brilliant flash)
"Aw, crap, you moved, didn't you?"
Title: Re: Funny Lines X's 2
Post by: MST3Kgirl on November 10, 2009, 08:27:04 PM
dam's break more often then xbox 360's! [since we've gone through 2 at our house]

wanna see Mystique's pooter?!

A Mr. Bub wants to see you sir..