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Title: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 13, 2008, 10:25:26 AM
Ok, so clearly some us us (Courtney, Tripe, moi) don't hide our celebrity crushes. This thread is about asking your celebrity crush to the prom, BUT you also have say what you will do on the date.


For Example


Joel McHale: Will you go to prom with me? We can totally watch some crappy TV and riff it!  :highfive:

Edit: Here is a picture instead of a clip. Will someone please embed it for me? PWEASE? pretty pwease, for pearl?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06ZsftPImew&feature=related
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Courtney on November 13, 2008, 10:56:54 AM
Dear Robert Downey Jr.: Will you go to prom with me?  We can mumble and talk really fast and sarcastically together the whole time!

EDIT:

(http://fusedfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/robert-downey-jr-iron-man-400a062507.jpg)

That's his "I'm intrigued, do tell me more" look.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 13, 2008, 11:03:24 AM
Dear Christian Bale: Will you go to Prom with me? We can smoke lots of cigarettes and drink lattes until we weigh less than Kate Moss
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on November 13, 2008, 12:53:43 PM
Dear John Cameron Mitchell, please to be going to prom with me.  We'll move six inches forward and five inches back whilst singing like Cher.  :highfive:
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 13, 2008, 01:12:46 PM
Dear Keith Olbermann: Will you go to prom with me?  We can sit in the back of the room and call the popular kids the worst people in the world.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Keith Olbermann on November 13, 2008, 01:13:06 PM
Dear Keith Olbermann: Will you go to prom with me?  We can sit in the back of the room and call the popular kids the worst people in the world.

No.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: TeamRAD on November 13, 2008, 01:26:56 PM
Dear Keith Olbermann: Will you go to prom with me?  We can sit in the back of the room and call the popular kids the worst people in the world.

No.

Hi Keith! 

Back on topic...

Isla Fisher, you and I...should we show everyone what being cute & funny is all about? I think so.   :)

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: mrbasehart on November 13, 2008, 02:14:47 PM
Hello, Amy Adams.  Would you go to the school prom with me? I'll let you sing and be totally adorable and everything!

(http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/23-End/amy.jpg)

No?  Oh well....   :'(
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 13, 2008, 02:17:58 PM
Dear Craig Bierko,

Will you go to the prom with me?  I'd feel like Carrie White before the bloodbath.

I'll make sure everyone knows who you are if they don't.

Or maybe they'll all recognize you from The Long Kiss Goodnight and give us plenty of space because they'll be scared of you.

 :D

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/robotrix/Craig%20Bierko/CraigBBoston.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 13, 2008, 02:24:54 PM
(http://www.2dar2film.com/images/Amy%20Acker.jpg)

So Amy, miss Acker, fancy coming to the School Disco? Or, I could get me older brother to get us a couple of bottles of Woodpecker and we could go drink 'em by the War Memorial, see what happens eh? ;)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 13, 2008, 02:32:39 PM
Is it just me or does this thread need photos?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 13, 2008, 02:38:00 PM
Why yes, yes it does. :)

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 13, 2008, 02:49:22 PM
Well, we can all go back and modify when we get a chance.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: TeamRAD on November 13, 2008, 04:03:03 PM

My first post was myself looking into a mirror and practicing the inevitable. Upon it finally happening, this was the look I received from Isla...

(http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5884106,00.jpg)

Game on!  :D

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 13, 2008, 10:51:04 PM
Hi Tim, here's your prom invite! Now, do you want to go as Magenta, or should I?  ;D
(http://img.webring.com/r/t/timcurrysomethin/logo)

*I promise I'll think of someone hotter later, but Tim just fascinates me*
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: jewishcarpenter on November 13, 2008, 10:56:33 PM
Dear Julie Newmar from 1960: I was wondering if it wasn't too much trouble after they invent time machines if you maybe wanted to go to the prom with me and if you want to maybe wear that one outfit feel free. You can laugh at my incredibly witty jokes all night long and I'll let you make all the horrible cat related puns to your hearts content.

Yur number one faaayun,
jewishcarpenter

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f356/jewishcarpenter/f67f9ac6.jpg)

P.S. I'm not a Furry.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on November 14, 2008, 07:38:12 AM
My first post was myself looking into a mirror and practicing the inevitable. Upon it finally happening, this was the look I received from Isla...
(http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5884106,00.jpg)
Game on!  :D

I would go to prom with Isla but only if she wears something akin to the bitching t-shirts from Hot Rod.

(http://www.iceboxonline.com/images/home/islafischer_press.png)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 14, 2008, 11:23:32 AM
Edit: Here is a picture instead of a clip. Will someone please embed it for me? PWEASE? pretty pwease, for pearl?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06ZsftPImew&feature=related

You really need to learn how to do this.

http://www.youtube.com/v/06ZsftPImew&hl=en&fs=1

I added the pic of my celebrity, btw.  But I want to put up another to kind of make up for the thumbnail above.   ;)

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/robotrix/Craig%20Bierko/17may00--2000TONYAWARDSNOMINEES27BR.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Courtney on November 14, 2008, 11:40:58 AM
Hey, Matthew Goode, what's up? Hey, so will you go to prom with me?  I've loved you since Imagine Me & You and come March all the fangirls will be all over you and I want first crack. 

(http://www2.warnerbros.com/chasingliberty/img/photos/images/photo4.jpg)

Yeah, sure, you know, just call me back whenever and let me know, thanks!
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 14, 2008, 11:43:09 AM
So Gina,

There's this prom thing that's going on, wanna come with me while Larry's out of town?

(http://www.mamapop.com/mamapop/images/2008/02/21/gina_torres.jpg)

...he's behind me isn't he?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 14, 2008, 11:45:26 AM
So Gina,

There's this prom thing that's going on, wanna come with me while Larry's out of town?

(http://joxerfan.tripod.com/back2back/ginatorres.jpg)

...he's behind me isn't he?
Yeah, and he stole your picture.   ;)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Courtney on November 14, 2008, 11:46:16 AM
So Gina,

There's this prom thing that's going on, wanna come with me while Larry's out of town?

(http://joxerfan.tripod.com/back2back/ginatorres.jpg)

...he's behind me isn't he?
Yeah, and he stole your picture.   ;)

He did it with his Matrix powers, I just know it!
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 14, 2008, 12:55:32 PM
Hey, Matthew Goode, what's up? Hey, so will you go to prom with me?  I've loved you since Imagine Me & You and come March all the fangirls will be all over you and I want first crack. 

(http://www2.warnerbros.com/chasingliberty/img/photos/images/photo4.jpg)

Yeah, sure, you know, just call me back whenever and let me know, thanks!


He's purdy. Who is he again? And why will fangirls be all over him in March
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Courtney on November 14, 2008, 01:04:18 PM
He's playing Ozymandias in Watchmen.  I know him from the movie Imagine Me & You where he was left by the chick from Coyote Ugly so she could be with Queen Gorgo.  Really good movie, and he was very pretty in it.

EDIT: He was also in Match Point, which I forgot about completely.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 14, 2008, 02:06:08 PM
I officially love this game

Dear Kevin McKidd, will you go to the prom with me? If you promise never to do a romantic comedy with Patrick Dempsey again I'll put a little somethin' special in your punch  ;)

(http://www.aolcdn.com/wireimage/E/2008-04-29/WI15759912_actor-kevin-mckidd-made-honor.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Courtney on November 14, 2008, 02:10:36 PM
Oh hi, Jack Davenport.  Would you like to go to prom with me?  We can double with base and Amy!

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/wedding-date.jpg)

Amy seems pretty into it. 
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on November 14, 2008, 02:14:08 PM
He's playing Ozymandias in Watchmen.  I know him from the movie Imagine Me & You where he was left by the chick from Coyote Ugly so she could be with Queen Gorgo.  Really good movie, and he was very pretty in it.

EDIT: He was also in Match Point, which I forgot about completely.

He was also Chasing Liberty, my favorite Mandy Moore movie.  He was a British secret agent with a heart of gold.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: mrbasehart on November 14, 2008, 05:22:27 PM
Oh hi, Jack Davenport.  Would you like to go to prom with me?  We can double with base and Amy!

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/wedding-date.jpg)

Amy seems pretty into it. 

 :highfive:

But we couldn't have them spend too much time together.  I couldn't compete with that guy.  He's so much more...British than I am.  :)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Bob on November 14, 2008, 08:06:31 PM
Yes, I want to be the man in the middle of THIS situation

The prom will rock

(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_Ie-3dreJe1c/RoMkLrOkbfI/AAAAAAAAAlA/tA3lLxaxRcg/RC05_G_074.JPG)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 14, 2008, 08:24:51 PM
Hey Shan Doh

(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061003/244.doherty.shannon.100306.jpg)

OK, OK go to your happy place and take some deep breaths. Calm now? Cool. So I'm in the mood for someone as er, feisty, yeah that's it, as yourself as my date for the prom. How about we go there and you can get into a couple of chick fights then I'll get you out of there and we can find a way for you to release all that negativity in a more productive manner in this rented limo. Cushdi (http://spaces.live.com/rte/emoticons/thumbs_up.gif)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: RVR II on November 14, 2008, 08:27:12 PM
Dear Counselor Troy.. Will you go to the prom wit me?! :P

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/rvr2/02/MarinaSirtis.jpg)

Uh oh.. I think she senses 'horniness' :-X
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 15, 2008, 05:58:06 AM
So Paul, I'm feeling in a mood for a different sort of date to the prom.
(http://www.pmeb.org/images/pmmist.jpg)
We can dance a light fandango, maybe even turn cartwheels across the floor, and then go find the finest wines known to humanity, see if something happens that doesn't involve burglary ;)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 15, 2008, 08:44:11 AM
So Paul, I'm feeling in a mood for a different sort of date to the prom.
(http://www.pmeb.org/images/pmmist.jpg)
We can dance a light fandango, maybe even turn cartwheels across the floor, and then go find the finest wines known to humanity, see if something happens that doesn't involve burglary ;)

Aw, Tripe, you took my next celebrity! Would a threesome be out of the question?  ;D
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 15, 2008, 10:08:10 AM
Depends on how many bottles of those finest wines know to humanity have been drunk I suppose ;)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 15, 2008, 11:23:27 AM
Well, there I can be of assistance. I just had a wine tasting last wednesday, I can be a snob with the best of them! :highfive:
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 15, 2008, 11:58:37 AM
They didn't serve alcohol at my prom!   Cool!
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 15, 2008, 01:11:16 PM
They didn't serve alcohol at my prom!   Cool!

Well, this is the Torgo High Prom. Alcohol is not only served, it's required :clap:
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 15, 2008, 01:35:21 PM
They didn't serve alcohol at my prom!   Cool!

Well, this is the Torgo High Prom. Alcohol is not only served, it's required :clap:
The Master will approve.

Does that mean all the women have to dress in white nightgowns and the guys in black caftans?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: mrbasehart on November 15, 2008, 02:39:51 PM
Considering all the men attending seem to be English, I think tuxedos are most appropriate.  :)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 15, 2008, 03:21:45 PM
And considering those men's dates, I think that the women would prefer to be in their nightgowns.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 15, 2008, 08:37:42 PM
Well, there I can be of assistance. I just had a wine tasting last wednesday, I can be a snob with the best of them! :highfive:
I used to sell the stuff for a living.


And considering those men's dates, I think that the women would prefer to be in their nightgowns.
Now that's a prom I can get behind...



Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: mrbasehart on November 15, 2008, 09:02:03 PM
I dunno...If the women were in nightgowns, it'd made close dancing a little...awkward.   :)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 16, 2008, 05:31:01 AM
Depends on the kind of dancing...

OK I'll stop now. :)

So Helen,

(http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/335694.jpg)

I've come back through time to ask you to the Prom. There's a prime suspect needing investigation around the back of the bike sheds if you'd be so kind  ;)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: darkchashy on November 16, 2008, 06:12:27 AM
Hey, girl, who says 'pretty shoes' To Lina. I've had a crush on you since I first saw this movie and I would ask you to the Prom. But, I haven't been able to find so much as a credit to your name and your the most beautiful girl in the whole movie. much like Tom Servo, I wouldn't care if your a great great great grandmother in a home with an adult diaper. I am in misery everytime I see this part of the movie.
http://www.youtube.com/v/iuwZ5kvisbo&hl=en&fs=1
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: mrbasehart on November 16, 2008, 06:28:15 AM
It's always the way, DC.  You'll see some gorgeous extra in lots of Hollywood movies, but never find her name.  That might be Judy Landon, though.   :)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 16, 2008, 06:36:45 AM
Dear Jermaine and Brett: Will you go to Prom with me? We'll have a good ole American time. First there will be dinner, your favorites (Scrambled eggs for you, Brett and anything for you, Jermaine) then the dance, and then we can go back to my place...
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj277/anaisjude/main_img.jpg)
What do you mean a kiss is NOT a contract!?!?!?  :angry:
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 16, 2008, 07:01:28 AM
It's always the way, DC.  You'll see some gorgeous extra in lots of Hollywood movies, but never find her name.  That might be Judy Landon, though.   :)

I have a similar problem, sort of.

There's a girl in the new ad for Verizon Rhapsody who i cannot even find a screen grab of but  can she ever rock a gray marl unitard/culotte thing

So yeah Girl from the Verizon Rhapsody ad, fancy going to the prom? We can listen to all sorts of music (mostly played by a crappy student band) which seems to be something you enjoy.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: TeamRAD on November 16, 2008, 11:44:02 AM
My first post was myself looking into a mirror and practicing the inevitable. Upon it finally happening, this was the look I received from Isla...
Game on!  :D

I would go to prom with Isla but only if she wears something akin to the bitching t-shirts from Hot Rod.

(http://www.iceboxonline.com/images/home/islafischer_press.png)

Ironically enough, that was THE photo I posted in the Good & Beautiful thread. That photo melts me.  :)

Anyway, Isla has alerted me she's either going with the Harvard football tee...

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u154/craigcrusade/IslaHarvard.jpg)

or the sundress...

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u154/craigcrusade/SunDress.jpg)

...for the Round Table's Celebrity Prom.

Either way, you might as well hand us the Prom King/Queen crowns. It's over.  ;)

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 16, 2008, 01:25:04 PM
I dunno...If the women were in nightgowns, it'd made close dancing a little...awkward.   :)
Oh...."awkward" is the last word I'd use if I got to close dance in my nightgown with my date.   ;)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Courtney on November 16, 2008, 01:29:24 PM
Okay, Johnny.  I've held off asking you because I've been a little mad at you lately.  I mean nearly all of my friends have encountered you somewhere in our fair city except me.  And perhaps that's for the best, as I think I'd actually explode and hit you with body shrapnel and it wouldn't be pretty.  But regardless, would you go to prom with me?  You can use that Casseopeia line that's gotten you laid in two movies now.

(http://static.amctv.com/img/originals/shootout/guests517x307/cusack517.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on November 16, 2008, 04:36:14 PM
Okay, Johnny.  I've held off asking you because I've been a little mad at you lately.  I mean nearly all of my friends have encountered you somewhere in our fair city except me.  And perhaps that's for the best, as I think I'd actually explode and hit you with body shrapnel and it wouldn't be pretty.  But regardless, would you go to prom with me?  You can use that Casseopeia line that's gotten you laid in two movies now.

(http://static.amctv.com/img/originals/shootout/guests517x307/cusack517.jpg)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I can't go to The Round Table Prom if Box Office Poison John Cusack is there.  He's my movie nemesis and if I ever fake meet him for a fake prom I'll really have to kick his ass.  :angry:
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: mrbasehart on November 16, 2008, 05:08:41 PM
I can't go to The Round Table Prom if Box Office Poison John Cusack is there.  He's my movie nemesis and if I ever fake meet him for a fake prom I'll really have to kick his ass.  :angry:

Thinking that you can beat up John Cusack, when he's associate in some way with high schools is insane.  The guy's written to win, no matter what.  You'll have to skip it.  :)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on November 16, 2008, 06:51:42 PM
I can't go to The Round Table Prom if Box Office Poison John Cusack is there.  He's my movie nemesis and if I ever fake meet him for a fake prom I'll really have to kick his ass.  :angry:

Thinking that you can beat up John Cusack, when he's associate in some way with high schools is insane.  The guy's written to win, no matter what.  You'll have to skip it.  :)

Goddamn him and his hangdog everyman charm!   :angry:
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: mrbasehart on November 16, 2008, 09:20:10 PM
And he went back to his High School as a hitman in Grosse Point Blank, so if charm doesn't get you, his MMA fighting will.  :)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 16, 2008, 09:32:35 PM
Dear Paul Morgan Stetler, AKA Curtis Craig;

For some time now, I've been watching somebody play that game you were in back in the 90's (you know the game, right?  Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle of the Flesh?), and I think you're a pretty swell guy.  I, much like every other female in that game, apparently have a thing for lead males who, frankly, are rather socially awkward, drift in and out of other people's cubicles, and may only have one or two redeeming qualities about him.  So, I would like to ask you a question: Will you go to the prom with me?  We can have stilted conversations in crowded rooms, perhaps speak vaguely about life in general, and when the party gets really crazy, we can--

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/Squally_Bun/nummyeyeball.jpg)

AHHHHHH!  NO!  IF THE PARTY GETS CRAZY, WE ARE NOT GOING TO EVISCERATE THE PROM KING, EAT HIS ENTRAILS, AND GNAW ON HIS EYEBALLS!  What?  No, I don't care how much of a dickweed he was!  I'm not going to....

... Hey pal, if you're going to wave that X-Acto knife at me like that, you can forget I even asked.  I'll just ask Bob.  I know how much you like Bob.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Steve-O on November 16, 2008, 11:38:32 PM
Dear Paul Morgan Stetler, AKA Curtis Craig;

So are you going to be his innocent, unsullied, cardigan-buttoned-up-to-the-mandibula prom date, or his mysterious, humorously-accented, spare-room-fitted-with-manacles-and-a-whip-rack prom date?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 16, 2008, 11:45:04 PM
Dear Paul Morgan Stetler, AKA Curtis Craig;

So are you going to be his innocent, unsullied, cardigan-buttoned-up-to-the-mandibula prom date, or his mysterious, humorously-accented, spare-room-fitted-with-manacles-and-a-whip-rack prom date?

Well, I would have been that gay-best-friend-whom-the-protagonist-harbors-feelings-for, had the whole gender issue not gotten in the way.  I'm a bit closer to the former, but for the sake of an entertaining evening, I'd totally be the mysterious, humorously-accented, spare-room-fitted-with-manacles-and-a-whip-rack prom date.  Totally.  But you'd never get me to look behind any curtains.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 17, 2008, 10:11:38 AM
Dear Billy Connelly, will you go to the prom with me?
(http://manchester.diarystar.co.uk/images/billy-connolly1.jpg)

What was that? Have I seen your stand up? Well....yes....I uh, don't think that it's terribly funny, no. But wait, Billy! Ever since I saw your role in Boondock Saints I've always been anxious to see what your next movie role would be. I think that you embody the essence of Scottish charm and your voice is dead sexy. And, if you like, later on in the evening when the DJ plays Rihanna's Disturbia we can both strip and dance naked 'round the room like there's no tomorrow. Should be fun to see what shade of red we can make John Cusack's face.  ;D
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Courtney on November 17, 2008, 10:12:43 AM
Should be fun to see what shade of red we can make John Cusack's face.  ;D

Oh believe me, I already plan on having that part covered.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Steve-O on November 17, 2008, 11:28:52 AM
Should be fun to see what shade of red we can make John Cusack's face.  ;D

Oh believe me, I already plan on having that part covered.

His face?

With what?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 17, 2008, 11:31:22 AM
The Prom Band will possibly be playing something by Queen at the time...
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on November 17, 2008, 12:46:49 PM
Dear Ione Skye, please help me in my quest to destroy John Cusack by accompanying me to The Round Table Fake Prom. 

(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh173/onil_1/ione_skye.jpg)

And as it is The Round Table Fake Prom, maybe we can go in fancy dress if you still have any of your outfits from the brilliant adequate but cancelled  Covington Cross.  I'll even request a song from your dad or maybe not Ben Lee but possibly The Bens.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Courtney on November 17, 2008, 01:31:48 PM
Was it here that I learned that a then-15 year old Ione Skye lost her v-card to Anthony Kiedis?  Or was that elsewhere?  Regardless, intense.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: skullhappy on November 17, 2008, 01:51:38 PM
Dear Former President Bill Clinton: Will you go to the prom with me? We can..oh, you will? Well, that was easy!  (http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh268/skullhappy/bill-clinton.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 18, 2008, 01:15:01 PM
OK back in the time machine

So Madlyn fancy comming to the prom?
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/c/cb/MarlaMcGivers.jpg)
Or we could stay home and play genetically engineered Sikh and easily thralled Federation historian for a few hours. rrrrlll

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 18, 2008, 01:47:32 PM
(guess I need a back up)

Dear Rufus Sewell:

Would you go to Prom with me?  We'll sit in a corner and talk quietly about the other prom goers.  Try to figure out why everything changes when we go to sleep.

(http://the217.com/site_media/images/2008/04/rufussewell.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 19, 2008, 07:06:45 AM
Dear Jason Isaacs, will you go to the prom with me?

(http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2008/06/jason-isaacs.jpg)

I always thought that you would have made a great James Bond, but playing really sexy villians just seems to be your forte. You could attend in pajamas for all I care, but extra points if you wear your Paris Hilton wig.

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: dignan on November 19, 2008, 08:32:35 AM
What's up, Jensen?  Jenny...the Ack-man...how's it going? 
(http://jensenacklesfans.com/gallery/albums/promo/sn/hq/sn102hq_018.jpg)

Hey look, I know this is gonna sound kind of weird and everything, but bear with me cause I think it'd be funny:  what if you and I went to Prom together?  I know, hillarious, right?  No one would expect it!  Their minds would be blown if two ruggedly handsome straight guys like ourselves strolled into Prom together, arm in arm, right?  Everybody'd be like, "Oh my God, I don't believe it!"  And they'd all start freaking out, and then...then we'd be all like, "Psych!" and we'd laugh so hard we'd collapse into each other, limbs all intertwined...
Huh, where'd I go there?  Sorry.  What was I saying?  Oh right, we'd be all like, "Psych!  Fooled you!"  And then later on, when they play "I Had The Time Of My Life," I'll run at you and you can lift me up like Johnny Castle did to Baby.  It would be HILLARIOUS.  I don't understand why you're not seeing the humor in this, Jenny.  Or why you don't want me to call you Jenny anymore.  Jensen?  Where...where are you going?     
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: dignan on November 19, 2008, 08:49:21 AM
Hey Red,

(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/8/81/Karenprellred.jpg)

I was wondering if maybe you'd want to go to Prom with me?  I know, I know, out of the blue, right?  But, well, there it is.  After all, I'm just a Silly Creature, standing in front of a Fraggle, asking her to love him.  Oh?  Oh, I didn't realize the last of the Lily Creatures already asked you.  Yeah...right, no big deal.  Sorry, I...I'll just, yeah, nevermind. 
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Sideswipe on November 19, 2008, 09:42:05 AM
Elizabeth Banks!

(http://[img]http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/110107/elizabeth_banks/00001f.jpg)[/img]
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: dignan on November 19, 2008, 01:09:12 PM
Hey there, Chick Who Was Always Getting Naked On That HBO Show,

(http://www.supernatural.tv/gallery2/s2/whatis/wmplayer%202007-05-05%2019-11-06-65.jpg)

I was wondering if you might want to go to Prom with me.  My reasons for asking you are three-fold: 1) you're hot, which means other people would be envious of me, 2) you guest starred on Supernatural with my man-crush Jensen Ackles, and maybe I could use you to get closer to him, and 3) you got naked a lot on that HBO show, so I figure you're kind of easy and you'll PROBABLY do me.  So, what's it gonna be?  Yes?  I knew you'd say yes!  Huzzah! 
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: TeamRAD on November 19, 2008, 01:13:45 PM

So when is the prom happening? Isla's becoming restless...

(http://lh6.ggpht.com/nodatelive/R0RZukLnKoI/AAAAAAAAB6M/JxncLy7uzlY/s800/20071119-isla-fisher-2.jpg)

 ;)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 19, 2008, 01:15:18 PM
Dear Jason Isaacs, will you go to the prom with me?

(http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2008/06/jason-isaacs.jpg)

I always thought that you would have made a great James Bond, but playing really sexy villians just seems to be your forte. You could attend in pajamas for all I care, but extra points if you wear your Paris Hilton wig.



OMG, that man is hot. He is HEAT INCARNATE!
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Courtney on November 19, 2008, 01:40:52 PM
David, if you think I'm asking you, you've got another thing coming.

(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/07/10/doctorwho460.jpg)

Don't even start with the pouting, I'm still hurt and broken hearted and nothing you say can change that.  I already have my dates.  A few, in fact.

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/0000036265_20061204145716.jpg)

Oh, did you think I wouldn't find someone else?  Whatever.  You've got your own 23 year old strumpet, you don't need another one, not that I even care, I don't think she's all that cute anyway. 

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/n48600003_32992857_4100.jpg)

Oh for the love of... MAN UP.  Stop crying.  Jesus, emo kid.  FINE, let's go to prom, but so help me if you think you're getting laid.

(http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/thumb/8/87/David-Tennant-2.jpg/270px-David-Tennant-2.jpg)

Okay fine.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: TeamRAD on November 19, 2008, 02:19:50 PM

I got off the phone with Matt, he said the guys will perform at our prom...and they'll be playing "Bleeder" for my lovely date and I...

http://www.youtube.com/v/8rAHv-X_9zk&hl=en&fs=1

*sings*

One thing that I've never said
I'm truly happy in my heart and in my head


This is going to be one peachy night!
 
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 19, 2008, 02:57:13 PM
Dear Jason Isaacs, will you go to the prom with me?

(http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2008/06/jason-isaacs.jpg)

I always thought that you would have made a great James Bond, but playing really sexy villians just seems to be your forte. You could attend in pajamas for all I care, but extra points if you wear your Paris Hilton wig.



OMG, that man is hot. He is HEAT INCARNATE!

Hell yes with pun intended!

Nice choice of prom band, RAD.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on November 19, 2008, 04:20:40 PM

I got off the phone with Matt, he said the guys will perform at our prom...and they'll be playing "Bleeder" for my lovely date and I...

http://www.youtube.com/v/8rAHv-X_9zk&hl=en&fs=1


Sorry, fellas, I'm afraid you're just too darn loud.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 19, 2008, 05:56:00 PM
First of all, Courtney, I started this thread waiting for you to ask David Tennent. You did not dissappoint!  :highfive:

Secondly, TeamRad, what band is that?

Thridly:

Chris Pine, I just watched the ST promo
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj277/anaisjude/200808130730_chris-pine-001.jpg)
I love you
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 19, 2008, 06:17:35 PM
Secondly, TeamRad, what band is that?

Er it says right at the beginning of the vid.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: DarthChimay on November 19, 2008, 06:32:40 PM
Dear Eliza,

Will you go to prom with me?

(http://www.buddytv.com/articles/Image/Tru-Calling/Eliza-Dushku-profile.jpg)

Need you really ask why? Well, alright... sure, you're easy on the eyes, but you also.... um.... give me a sec....

Okay, you also were Faith, and a girl who kicks ass, has a bad attitude, and is in serious need of some punishment is a good thing. And hey, if you have a bad time, you can do like your character on Dollhouse and just wipe your memory. I, however, will be taping the entire thing and it will end up on Youtube and, if I play my cards right, Redtube.

Tee-hee.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 19, 2008, 07:47:54 PM
Secondly, TeamRad, what band is that?

Er it says right at the beginning of the vid.

Bah, the prom organizer has no time to watch videos. TeamRad you say they're good, they're hired!
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: dignan on November 20, 2008, 06:08:49 AM
Just as long as they don't play that damn "Clavicle" song...
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: mrbasehart on November 20, 2008, 06:12:25 AM
We're going with Alkaline Trio?  I'm sure they're a great band, but they're not worthy of MY fantasy prom date, Amy Adams:

(http://z.about.com/d/womenshair/1/0/M/-/-/-/AmyAdams.jpg)

She (and by extension, I) wants Journey.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 20, 2008, 06:14:57 AM
We can only have Journey if its with Steve Perry. Basehart, get on that
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: mrbasehart on November 20, 2008, 06:17:03 AM
(http://wordm7.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/steve-perry.jpg)

He's not enthusiastic, but he'll take the gig.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 20, 2008, 06:23:30 AM
he's got such long flowing hair...someone should ask him to Prom
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 20, 2008, 06:29:34 AM
So Steve, want to go to this prom thing, no singing though, you and your band suck.  ;)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Courtney on November 20, 2008, 06:45:30 AM
So Steve, want to go to this prom thing, no singing though, you and your band suck.  ;)

They're no Foreigner, that's for certain.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 20, 2008, 06:48:54 AM
Yeah couldn't name one of their songs either, but they're  another one of the sucky bands from the eighties right?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 20, 2008, 08:11:29 AM
So Steve, want to go to this prom thing, no singing though, you and your band suck.  ;)

They're no Foreigner, that's for certain.

Dude, whateva. Journey is waaaaaaaaaaay better than Foreigner.

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: GregMcduck on November 20, 2008, 09:02:31 AM
Hmm, I realize I've been swooning over too many guys on other parts of the forum, so to even it out...

Jewel Staite, Reiko Aylesworth and Regina Spektor, will you ALL go the prom with me?

(http://scifibabes.net/albums/scifibabes/JewelStaite/JewelStaite003.jpg)
(http://www.kiefersutherland24.net/S3Michelle.jpg)
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/fisherwy/RzyHmuQj8uI/AAAAAAAALCk/viUxxC54K9U/Regina+Spektor%5B2%5D.jpg)

-ten minutes later-

guys whats the best way to deal with seven black eyes?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: TeamRAD on November 20, 2008, 09:50:57 AM

TeamRad you say they're good, they're hired!

Are there good? Toss The Misfits & Jawbreaker into a blender...they're delish!

So Steve, want to go to this prom thing, no singing though, you and your band suck.  ;)

They're no Foreigner, that's for certain.

Dude, whateva. Journey is waaaaaaaaaaay better than Foreigner.

Fact.

Seriously, Foreigner is awful.   


And I'm sorry Kristin, I already have a date for the prom...you should ask dig...he'll probably kiss your clavicle...

(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/pete_mcentegart/02/08/ten.spot/p1_bell.jpg)

 ;)

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 20, 2008, 10:13:36 AM
So Steve, want to go to this prom thing, no singing though, you and your band suck.  ;)

They're no Foreigner, that's for certain.

Dude, whateva. Journey is waaaaaaaaaaay better than Foreigner.

And Styx blows them both away....before Dennis DeYoung wussed them out.    ;)

I think my date prefers Santana, actually.

(http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/65/69/18810562.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 20, 2008, 10:22:59 AM
Hmm, I realize I've been swooning over too many guys on other parts of the forum, so to even it out...

Jewel Staite, Reiko Aylesworth and Regina Spektor, will you ALL go the prom with me?

(http://scifibabes.net/albums/scifibabes/JewelStaite/JewelStaite003.jpg)
(http://www.kiefersutherland24.net/S3Michelle.jpg)
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/fisherwy/RzyHmuQj8uI/AAAAAAAALCk/viUxxC54K9U/Regina+Spektor%5B2%5D.jpg)

-ten minutes later-

guys whats the best way to deal with seven black eyes?



Hey, who says you can't have more than one date? Didn't someone tell you that the prom is being held in the FLDS compound?

Now that's a scary thought  :speechless:
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 20, 2008, 10:23:48 AM
I mean hell I've asked tons of people, both the living and the dead, to accompany me.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: dignan on November 20, 2008, 11:17:19 AM

TeamRad you say they're good, they're hired!

Are there good? Toss The Misfits & Jawbreaker into a blender...they're delish!

So Steve, want to go to this prom thing, no singing though, you and your band suck.  ;)

They're no Foreigner, that's for certain.

Dude, whateva. Journey is waaaaaaaaaaay better than Foreigner.

Fact.

Seriously, Foreigner is awful.  


And I'm sorry Kristin, I already have a date for the prom...you should ask dig...he'll probably kiss your clavicle...

(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/pete_mcentegart/02/08/ten.spot/p1_bell.jpg)

 ;)



AHHH, nooo, not the clavicle!!! 

And, hey Kristin, 'sup.  I wasn't a fan of Veronica Mars, but I think you're great on Heroes. 

And, I do have to step in here for a second:  Cold As Ice, Hot Blooded, and Juke Box Hero are awesome songs.  While it is true that Separate Ways does indeed blow them all away for sheer awesomocity, there's nothing wrong with those songs. 

That said, Roll With The Changes by REO Speedwagon is awesomer than all those songs put together.   ;)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on November 20, 2008, 11:22:53 AM
So Steve, want to go to this prom thing, no singing though, you and your band suck.  ;)

They're no Foreigner, that's for certain.

Dude, whateva. Journey is waaaaaaaaaaay better than Foreigner.

The lead singer of Journey is now a foreigner.  Ironic.  Mabuhay!!!  :highfive:
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Courtney on November 20, 2008, 11:41:35 AM
And, I do have to step in here for a second:  Cold As Ice, Hot Blooded, and Juke Box Hero are awesome songs.  While it is true that Separate Ways does indeed blow them all away for sheer awesomocity, there's nothing wrong with those songs. 

I think if Juke Box Hero and Separate Ways threw down and engaged in musical fisticuffs, there would be no clear winner.  Except we the listeners, of course.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 20, 2008, 11:43:24 AM
Cold As Ice, Hot Blooded, and Juke Box Hero

And which one of the crappy eighties bands that we've been talking about are they by?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 20, 2008, 11:54:43 AM
Cold As Ice, Hot Blooded, and Juke Box Hero

And which one of the crappy eighties bands that we've been talking about are they by?

Assuming you're not joking.....Foreigner.  They also did Urgent (although the version by Junior Walker is as good if not a little better).
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: TeamRAD on November 20, 2008, 12:17:04 PM


And, I do have to step in here for a second:  Cold As Ice, Hot Blooded, and Juke Box Hero are awesome songs.  While it is true that Separate Ways does indeed blow them all away for sheer awesomocity, there's nothing wrong with those songs. 

I've always found Foreigner to be grating, and the only good thing Lou Gramm's ever done was that song for The Lost Boys soundtrack. That gets me into the mood for some vampires!

In purgatory, "I Want To Know What Love Is" is going to be playing on a perpetual loop for me. That song drives me insane.  :D


Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 20, 2008, 01:15:02 PM
I've always found Foreigner to be grating, and the only good thing Lou Gramm's ever done was that song for The Lost Boys soundtrack. That gets me into the mood for some vampires!

This is a more than decent Foreigner song...

http://www.youtube.com/v/dWrKVw6PtNU&hl=en&fs=1
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Courtney on November 20, 2008, 01:16:01 PM
In purgatory, "I Want To Know What Love Is" is going to be playing on a perpetual loop for me. That song drives me insane.  :D

I did the Play Count thingie on iTunes and I was floored at how many times I've played that song (and their other slow jam, "Waiting for a Girl Like You" from Footloose).  I'm not even going to tell you the number, just know it's high enough that I in all my shamelessness refuse to admit it.

EDIT:  PSCD, I love that song.  They do a really good stripped down acoustic version live.

*cough*  So I've heard.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: mrbasehart on November 20, 2008, 01:16:58 PM
How about we just go with Heart, or perhaps Oingo Boingo?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Courtney on November 20, 2008, 01:20:09 PM
How about we just go with Heart

Ooh, if we used Heart, I could dazzle you all with my lyrical solo competition dance routine to "Dog & Butterfly."  Seriously, all it lacked was a ribbon dancer.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: TeamRAD on November 20, 2008, 01:36:38 PM
I've always found Foreigner to be grating, and the only good thing Lou Gramm's ever done was that song for The Lost Boys soundtrack. That gets me into the mood for some vampires!

This is a more than decent Foreigner song...

http://www.youtube.com/v/dWrKVw6PtNU&hl=en&fs=1


http://www.youtube.com/v/FrQyfjRdHB4&hl=en&fs=1

 :)

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 20, 2008, 01:56:52 PM
How about we just go with Heart, or perhaps Oingo Boingo?

Yeah Heart I can be on board with, hey I'll ask one of them to the prom.

Oh Ann?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Heart_70s.jpg)

Do you know if Nancy's doing anything that night?

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: DarthChimay on November 20, 2008, 02:11:59 PM
You know, at my prom, we had good music, not this Journey/Foreigner/Scorpions garbage. We had an R&B band. The singer was dressed like Superman and they sang this classic:

http://www.youtube.com/v/P7gMkiOPSeA&hl=en&fs=1

Now that's prom music.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 20, 2008, 06:42:26 PM
(whiny) You guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys, you're runing my forum prom! Fine I'M HIRING A DJ! It'll be YMCA and MY Heart Will Go On for you ingrates!
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 20, 2008, 07:10:36 PM
*cries* Curtis Craig just accepted my invitation to the prom after threatening to gut my third choice!

Sorry, Edward Norton.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/Squally_Bun/eddienorton.jpg)

Oh, stop looking at me like that with those gorgeous, sad blue eyes of yours.  I like you better with your small intestine inside your stomach cavity.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: darkchashy on November 20, 2008, 08:46:16 PM
This reminds me of  my cousin's prom. They had no DJ and everybody just came up and put something into the CD changer. They'ed get halfway through a song and someone would shut it off and put something else on. Fast songs, slow songs, all of them, all night. The kids trying to dance were getting pissed.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 20, 2008, 08:54:49 PM
*cries* Curtis Craig just accepted my invitation to the prom after threatening to gut my third choice!

Sorry, Edward Norton.

Yo Dim, if you don't want Edward I'd be more than happy to add him to my harem-----UH! Escorts, I meant escorts!

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 20, 2008, 10:11:37 PM
*cries* Curtis Craig just accepted my invitation to the prom after threatening to gut my third choice!

Sorry, Edward Norton.

Yo Dim, if you don't want Edward I'd be more than happy to add him to my harem-----UH! Escorts, I meant escorts!

As long as you promise not to gut him, be my guest.  I don't think he'll mind being added to your harem of escorts.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/Squally_Bun/244nortonedward092506.jpg)

Aww... you made him so happy, he shaved.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 21, 2008, 12:41:07 AM
*cries* Curtis Craig just accepted my invitation to the prom after threatening to gut my third choice!

Sorry, Edward Norton.

Yo Dim, if you don't want Edward I'd be more than happy to add him to my harem-----UH! Escorts, I meant escorts!

As long as you promise not to gut him, be my guest.  I don't think he'll mind being added to your harem of escorts.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/Squally_Bun/244nortonedward092506.jpg)

Aww... you made him so happy, he shaved.

Mmm, I do like me a clean shaven Eddie. ;D
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on November 21, 2008, 02:46:53 AM
Mmm, I do like me a clean shaven Eddie. ;D

(http://www.zmemusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/eddie-van-halen.jpg)

 :)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 21, 2008, 07:46:36 AM
Mmm, I do like me a clean shaven Eddie. ;D

(http://www.zmemusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/eddie-van-halen.jpg)

 :)

Too many issues.  Besides, too much danger that he might be followed there by....

(http://www.thestranger.com/blog/files/2006/08/david_lee_roth.jpg)

....and we're trying to keep the cops out of this, right?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 21, 2008, 09:11:35 AM
Ahhhh! Must get away!

(http://fc81.deviantart.com/fs28/f/2008/125/e/e/The_Problem_With_Being_2D_by_DEVlANT.gif)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 21, 2008, 09:20:49 AM
Sorry, didn't mean to scare you.   :D
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 21, 2008, 09:22:41 AM
Eh, it's all right. It was more of an excuse to post that emoticon. As long as David promises to stay on the opposite end of the room from me he's welcome to come.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 21, 2008, 09:24:38 AM
No!!!!  Trouble comes with him!

"Somebody's going to jail, Uncle Billy and it ain't gonna be me!"
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 21, 2008, 09:25:40 AM
Maybe we should make a rule, no 80s rockers allowed.


I need to appoint a Prom comittee. Who wants to be nominated?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Courtney on November 21, 2008, 09:36:12 AM
Can I just nominate myself for Prom Queen?  That's a committee position, right?  I mean as long as I have my Cordy av, so help me, I will be handing out flyers like a mad woman.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 21, 2008, 10:25:34 AM
No, the prom committee actually does work, Courtney/Cordelia (Courtnelia?)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 21, 2008, 10:36:03 AM
(puts on major nerd cap)


Daniel Handler, aka Lemony Snickett. I met you once in Dallas, TX remember? You mocked that I was from New Orleans and then you said you would sign my copy of The Basic Eight even though Barnes and Nobs said you would only be signing copies of The End. Oh come on, of course you remember me, even though you met over a thousand people that night!
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj277/anaisjude/snicket-lemony-cp-1438645.jpg)
I just wanted to say, that I know you are happily married and a Daddy, plus you really shouldn't take the night off since I anxiously await your next book, but I have to ask. Will you go to Prom with me?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: saltwrench on November 21, 2008, 10:52:39 AM
Hi Anne...yes I know that you are a terrible, horrible gold-digger, but really I can put all that behind us...if umm...you'll go to the prom with me?

We can drink copious amounts of wine coolers in the back of my car, and then we can dance the night away!

(http://tengossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/annehathwayrewind2.jpg)

So Anne you'll go with me?  Because I've got a confirmation from Robert Redford as my back up, but since he's just my man-crush I'm not really as pumped to go with him.

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 21, 2008, 10:54:53 AM
She was my next pick!

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Sideswipe on November 21, 2008, 11:12:01 AM
that is such a hot pic of her
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 21, 2008, 11:13:54 AM
But there are so many that meet that description.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: TeamRAD on November 21, 2008, 11:15:15 AM
(http://www.heroestheseries.com/stills/kristen-bell-elle-promos-medium.jpg)

Come on Kristen, that's a great photo of dig! Didn't he ask you out yesterday?


*gets hit in the head by a baseball*

(http://www.survivinggrady.com/uploaded_images/milano2-704453.jpg)

What the?

I'm sorry, Alyssa. I am taken but will play some catch! *grabs glove*





Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 21, 2008, 11:24:02 AM
Okay....some of us are asking the Ex's of other's dates....

This could get "interesting".   :speechless:
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 21, 2008, 11:37:18 AM
All is fair in love and celebrity prom dates
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: saltwrench on November 21, 2008, 11:40:38 AM
But there are so many that meet that description.

Very true, I guess everyonewould qualify as some negative label in Hollywood.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 21, 2008, 11:44:04 AM
No I meant there are so many pictures of ms Hathaway that meet the description

that is such a hot pic of her
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 21, 2008, 11:49:17 AM
All is fair in love and celebrity prom dates

Especially after somebody spiked the punch with this

(http://www.azarius.net/images/resize/detail/spanishfly.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 21, 2008, 11:50:21 AM
All is fair in love and celebrity prom dates

Especially after somebody spiked the punch with this

(http://www.azarius.net/images/resize/detail/spanishfly.jpg)
Well, Milano needs to keep her thoughts about my date to herself...   ;)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: GregMcduck on November 21, 2008, 11:51:26 AM
Hey, um, Audrey... would... would you like to go the prom with me?

(http://frillr.com/files/images/Audrey%20Tautou.preview.JPG)

We can hang out in the back and eat strawberries and read Dr. Seuss books and dance to classic rock songs... I just think it'd be fun...
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: saltwrench on November 21, 2008, 11:52:09 AM
No I meant there are so many pictures of ms Hathaway that meet the description

that is such a hot pic of her

Ahhh....its all become clear to me!
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 21, 2008, 11:52:55 AM
Hey, um, Audrey... would... would you like to go the prom with me?

(http://frillr.com/files/images/Audrey%20Tautou.preview.JPG)

We can hang out in the back and eat strawberries and read Dr. Seuss books and dance to classic rock songs... I just think it'd be fun...

Oh god there's going to be a fight on the dance floor between TR and Greg :speechless:
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: TeamRAD on November 21, 2008, 11:57:52 AM
Hey, um, Audrey... would... would you like to go the prom with me?

(http://frillr.com/files/images/Audrey%20Tautou.preview.JPG)

We can hang out in the back and eat strawberries and read Dr. Seuss books and dance to classic rock songs... I just think it'd be fun...

That's a wonderful photo, Greg.

Have fun!

All is fair in love and celebrity prom dates

Especially after somebody spiked the punch with this

(http://www.azarius.net/images/resize/detail/spanishfly.jpg)
Well, Milano needs to keep her thoughts about my date to herself...   ;)

No worries, her thoughts are on me.   ;)

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on November 21, 2008, 12:33:12 PM
Hi, Maggie.  Let's go to the fake prom together.  I'll help correct your spelling mistakes.

(http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/maggie-gyllenhaal.jpg)

Also I'm sorry you got the short shrift In The Dark Knight..  You're too good for those moody motherfuckers anyway. 
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: DarthChimay on November 21, 2008, 01:52:08 PM
Hey, um, Audrey... would... would you like to go the prom with me?

(http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages01/ls2_183AudreyII.jpg)

We can hang out in the back and eat strawberries people and read Dr. Seuss dentistry books and dance to sing classic rock songs... I just think it'd be fun...

Now it's applicable to me!
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 21, 2008, 02:02:56 PM
(http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages01/ls2_183AudreyII.jpg)

AAhhh......the Salad Bar has arrived!
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 21, 2008, 02:03:55 PM
All right, I'm hauling out the time machine.

Hey 38-year old Paul Newman,

(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h291/XshellydravenX/paul_newman.jpg)


Would you go to the prom with me? We could challege everyone to an egg eating contest and just hang out cutting the heads off of parking meters afterwards. Besides, I've had a crush on you since I was five.

(I kid you not, September 26 was a dark day at my house  :'( )
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 21, 2008, 02:13:22 PM
Okay....let me borrow that time machine a minute....

Dear Gilbert O'Sullivan (from 1974):

We have these things in the US called Proms - end of the school year dances.  Would you like to go with me?  Won't expect you to perform (unless you want to).

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/31/article-1023104-016F6E5000000578-904_468x328.jpg)

Not that there's much wrong with the present day one....it's just that he's 61.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 21, 2008, 03:40:41 PM
Ok as long as the time machine is readily available:

1970s Roger Daltrey, I know you are waaaay shorter than me, but we can dance horizontally if you know what I mean  ;)
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj277/anaisjude/the_who_humanite_1.jpg)
So, Tommy, will you go to prom with me?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: darkchashy on November 21, 2008, 07:02:43 PM

1970s Roger Daltrey, I know you are waaaay shorter than me, but we can dance horizontally if you know what I mean  ;)
Like the guy at 5:10? Yeah, that would be fun!!! ;)
http://www.youtube.com/v/_lBkDTKSB2k&hl=en&fs=1
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 22, 2008, 08:21:29 AM
Ok as long as the time machine is readily available:

1970s Roger Daltrey, I know you are waaaay shorter than me, but we can dance horizontally if you know what I mean  ;)
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj277/anaisjude/the_who_humanite_1.jpg)

Oh, yeah.

(http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/89864.jpg)

Cover of "Ride a Rock Horse".  Great album, btw.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Bob on November 22, 2008, 08:57:37 AM
Heck, if we are time traveling, wonder if Lee Remick is busy.......

(http://www.leninimports.com/lee_remick_main_4.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: RVR II on November 23, 2008, 05:57:40 AM
Yeah, she's busy.. With Me!! :D :D
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Bob on November 23, 2008, 06:16:59 AM
Yeah, she's busy.. With Me!! :D :D

Yeah, I'll take a walk..... over to KIRK DOUGLASS' house.



*does serving you with a restraining order count as "being busy with you"?*
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: RVR II on November 23, 2008, 06:17:48 AM
Yeah, she's busy.. With Me!! :D :D

*does serving you with a restraining order count as "being busy with you"?*
:scared: :speechless:
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: TeamRAD on November 23, 2008, 01:15:41 PM

*walks into apartment & opens door to bedroom*

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u154/craigcrusade/Bell.jpg)


Holy balls, Kristen! How did you get into my apartment?!?

Anyway, what's up? Mario Kart, really?? And the loser has to make dinner??? I'm game but still not going to prom with you. 

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 23, 2008, 01:38:43 PM
Well, so much more my prom date.  He didn't move away from his zombified co-workers fast enough and ended up getting splattered.  Restarting just kind of led to Windows crashing, so... yeah, he can't make it.

So I'm moving on.

David Shuster, will you be my prom date?

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/Squally_Bun/225px-Davidshuster2.jpg)

It'll be awesome.  We can talk politics (or you can talk politics and I can listen), fill in for one of the prom committee if somebody doesn't show up, and maybe get into an argument with Joe Scarborough.  And at the end of the night?  I want a hug.  Rumor has it you give awesome hugs.

Only condition?  You have to wear a pimp suit.  You know why.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on November 23, 2008, 03:59:00 PM
Well, so much more my prom date.  He didn't move away from his zombified co-workers fast enough and ended up getting splattered.  Restarting just kind of led to Windows crashing, so... yeah, he can't make it.

So I'm moving on.

David Shuster, will you be my prom date?

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/Squally_Bun/225px-Davidshuster2.jpg)

It'll be awesome.  We can talk politics (or you can talk politics and I can listen), fill in for one of the prom committee if somebody doesn't show up, and maybe get into an argument with Joe Scarborough.  And at the end of the night?  I want a hug.  Rumor has it you give awesome hugs.

Only condition?  You have to wear a pimp suit.  You know why.

Make him say really silly things in his fake news guy voice.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 23, 2008, 04:02:44 PM
David Shuster, will you be my prom date?

It'll be awesome.  We can talk politics (or you can talk politics and I can listen), fill in for one of the prom committee if somebody doesn't show up, and maybe get into an argument with Joe Scarborough.  And at the end of the night?  I want a hug.  Rumor has it you give awesome hugs.

Only condition?  You have to wear a pimp suit.  You know why.

Make him say really silly things in his fake news guy voice.

Sounds good to me!  (swoons)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: RoninFox on November 23, 2008, 04:08:54 PM
Hmm, you know any prom these days needs to have it's goth contingent, and I'm not seeing any yet.  Therefore, Mia Sara, you don't happen to still have that black dress you wore in Legend do you?

(http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/dvdreviews/legendcap1.jpg)

You do?  Will you go to the prom with me?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 23, 2008, 04:55:16 PM
Hmm, you know any prom these days needs to have it's goth contingent, and I'm not seeing any yet.  Therefore, Mia Sara, you don't happen to still have that black dress you wore in Legend do you?

(http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/dvdreviews/legendcap1.jpg)

You do?  Will you go to the prom with me?

Be careful, Ronin. You bring Mia in that dress and you risk Darkness crashing and drinking all of our punch.

(http://www.figmentfly.com/legend/gifs/Darkness.JPG)

Which will be interesting since Tim Curry is one of my dates and we'll be watching from the other side of the room.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: RoninFox on November 23, 2008, 05:17:58 PM
Hmm, you know any prom these days needs to have it's goth contingent, and I'm not seeing any yet.  Therefore, Mia Sara, you don't happen to still have that black dress you wore in Legend do you?

(http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/dvdreviews/legendcap1.jpg)

You do?  Will you go to the prom with me?

Be careful, Ronin. You bring Mia in that dress and you risk Darkness crashing and drinking all of our punch.

(http://www.figmentfly.com/legend/gifs/Darkness.JPG)

Which will be interesting since Tim Curry is one of my dates and we'll be watching from the other side of the room.

I guess I'll have to trust you to keep him on his best behavior.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: mrbasehart on November 23, 2008, 05:23:30 PM
I'd watch out Trumpy...Tim looks pretty horny.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 23, 2008, 06:00:46 PM
I outta pun-punch you.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Courtney on November 23, 2008, 06:10:35 PM
I'm going ficticious for this next date.

Randall Graves, we're not so different, you and me.  Whaddaya say we go to prom, trip the light fandango, and insult others.  Then we can watch hermaphroditic donkey porn, whatevs.

(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn129/hjalteh/randall.gif)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 23, 2008, 06:19:44 PM
I'm going ficticious for this next date.

Randall Graves, we're not so different, you and me.  Whaddaya say we go to prom, trip the light fandango, and insult others.  Then we can watch hermaphroditic donkey porn, whatevs.

(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn129/hjalteh/randall.gif)

Courtney, have you and I ever been in the same room together?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 24, 2008, 07:47:28 AM
Hmm, you know any prom these days needs to have it's goth contingent, and I'm not seeing any yet.  Therefore, Mia Sara, you don't happen to still have that black dress you wore in Legend do you?

(http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/dvdreviews/legendcap1.jpg)

You do?  Will you go to the prom with me?

Be careful, Ronin. You bring Mia in that dress and you risk Darkness crashing and drinking all of our punch.

(http://www.figmentfly.com/legend/gifs/Darkness.JPG)

Which will be interesting since Tim Curry is one of my dates and we'll be watching from the other side of the room.

I guess I'll have to trust you to keep him on his best behavior.
As long as Tom Cruise doesn't show up.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: dignan on November 24, 2008, 10:23:33 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dc/Betty_White_%281989_cropped%29.jpg)

Why hello there, Betty.  I should let you know, I just got my license to hunt cougar.  Rowr.  Whattya say?  We don't even have to go to Prom, we can just stay home and watch the first ten minutes of Wheel of Fortune until you fall asleep. 
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 24, 2008, 10:26:36 AM
Just saying, don't invite her as a chaperon, I sense she'd take an extremely laissez-faire approach.

Wait a minute, do invite her to be the chaperon.

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 24, 2008, 10:33:54 AM
We are all adults here; we don't need any chaperons.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 24, 2008, 10:35:09 AM
Yes but by that standard we don't need a prom either....
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 24, 2008, 10:53:01 AM
We are all adults here

Speak for yourself....

Time for another back up?

Dear Trevor Eve:  Will you go to Prom with me?  I won't let anyone laugh at your name.

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00015/F_200702_February07T_15021a.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 24, 2008, 11:24:25 AM
We should probably think up a theme for our prom (other than the fact that we're all bringing celebrities).
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: DarthChimay on November 24, 2008, 11:30:26 AM
We should probably think up a theme for our prom (other than the fact that we're all bringing celebrities).

I vote for a Carrie themed prom... either that or "Day at the Abattoir." So long as someone gets pig's blood dumped on them...
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: saltwrench on November 24, 2008, 11:32:58 AM
You mean like, "Under The Sea," or, "Camelot?"

I like, "An evening on Arrakis," and we all wear the moisture conservation suits and there are terrible sandstorms blown around by large industrial fans...

Then again then there would be no celebrity skin being shown and we would all lose...I retract that statement and nominate, "Ice Palace," just so that there can be one of those frozen bar tops to keep your drink chilled.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 24, 2008, 11:39:21 AM
We should probably think up a theme for our prom (other than the fact that we're all bringing celebrities).

I vote for a Carrie themed prom... either that or "Day at the Abattoir." So long as someone gets pig's blood dumped on them...
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s137/muchtomuch/Carrie-movie-02.jpg)

Sponsored by StayFree?

(seriously....why can some actors and actresses like Spacek never manage to get rid of their accents - no matter how inappropriate it is to the part - but that's okay....?  Carrie White was supposed to have been born and raised in that town.  No one else in town was from Texas...not even Mom from the sound of it.)

All this reminds me thou....

Dear William Katt (in Carrie):  Will you go to Prom with me?

(http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/carry-prom.jpg)

I'll make sure you don't get hit in the head with a bucket.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 24, 2008, 11:48:23 AM
The Greatest American Hero was in Carrie?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 24, 2008, 11:58:26 AM
The Greatest American Hero was in Carrie?
Believe it or not....
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Bob on November 24, 2008, 12:02:18 PM
The Greatest American Hero was in Carrie?
Believe it or not....

(http://magazine.uchicago.edu/0406/features/images/index-gun.jpg)

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: RoninFox on November 24, 2008, 02:36:07 PM
Hmm, you know any prom these days needs to have it's goth contingent, and I'm not seeing any yet.  Therefore, Mia Sara, you don't happen to still have that black dress you wore in Legend do you?

(http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/dvdreviews/legendcap1.jpg)

You do?  Will you go to the prom with me?

Be careful, Ronin. You bring Mia in that dress and you risk Darkness crashing and drinking all of our punch.

(http://www.figmentfly.com/legend/gifs/Darkness.JPG)

Which will be interesting since Tim Curry is one of my dates and we'll be watching from the other side of the room.

I guess I'll have to trust you to keep him on his best behavior.
As long as Tom Cruise doesn't show up.

I'm already named Cruise, so we won't need Tom.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 24, 2008, 02:38:05 PM
Awww but he bought a Tux specially for the evening:

(http://cache.defamer.com/assets/resources/2007/07/cruise-valkyrie.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: RoninFox on November 24, 2008, 02:41:03 PM
Awww but he bought a Tux specially for the evening:

(http://cache.defamer.com/assets/resources/2007/07/cruise-valkyrie.jpg)

No one invited Hitler, did they?  In that outfit it looks like he should be working.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 24, 2008, 02:42:02 PM
Probably not a good idea to invite Hitler with Cruise in that role...
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: DarthChimay on November 24, 2008, 02:43:15 PM
The Greatest American Hero was in Carrie?
Believe it or not....
Seriously... look at what happened to him. I can't believe it myself.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: RoninFox on November 24, 2008, 02:44:32 PM
Probably not a good idea to invite Hitler with Cruise ion that role...

Congratulations, you have uncovered my point.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 24, 2008, 02:47:00 PM
Why so angry?

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 24, 2008, 02:50:00 PM
Better that than this:

(http://cache.foxsaver.com/thumbnails/2008/03/07/150304383l.jpg)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: RoninFox on November 24, 2008, 02:50:33 PM
Why so angry?

I'm not.  Apologies if it came out that way.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 24, 2008, 03:05:44 PM
Why so angry?

I'm not.  Apologies if it came out that way.

Suuuure, we all know that you're a mean drunk. The sooner you accept it the better.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 24, 2008, 03:45:25 PM
Speaking of things coming out angry......

The Greatest American Hero was in Carrie?
Believe it or not....

(http://magazine.uchicago.edu/0406/features/images/index-gun.jpg)

Was I supposed to let that pass?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Bob on November 24, 2008, 03:47:59 PM
Speaking of things coming out angry......

The Greatest American Hero was in Carrie?
Believe it or not....

(http://magazine.uchicago.edu/0406/features/images/index-gun.jpg)

Was I supposed to let that pass?

Believe it or not...........
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 24, 2008, 06:02:15 PM
AS head of the Prom Committee, Tom Cruise is BANNED from the prom
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Dim of the Yard on November 24, 2008, 06:24:06 PM
AS head of the Prom Committee, Tom Cruise is BANNED from the prom

But then who will mix the cocktails?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: mrbasehart on November 24, 2008, 06:25:05 PM
The Coyote Ugly chicks.  As long as they don't set the bar on fire.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Courtney on November 24, 2008, 06:37:27 PM
Tyra Banks is allowed nowhere near this prom.  Bitch is crazy.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: mrbasehart on November 24, 2008, 06:44:43 PM
Okay then.  Only Piper Perabo. 

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s318/lilly_bella/2426_740729927_piper_perabo__H11011.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 24, 2008, 07:53:55 PM
For once people magazine got it right.

Dear Hugh Jackman,


(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/hughjackman/hugh_jackman1_300_400.jpg)



Will you go to prom with me? I promise to beat up anyone who asks if you're gay, because it's just not fair to manly men who also happen to know how to sing.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: mrbasehart on November 24, 2008, 07:54:52 PM
Is it wrong to think I'd rather have Hugh Jackman play Indiana Jones than Harrison Ford ever do another one?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on November 25, 2008, 05:58:09 AM
Is it wrong to think I'd rather have Hugh Jackman play Indiana Jones than Harrison Ford ever do another one?

No, it is not wrong.  That should be written into The Constitution, I think.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: dignan on November 25, 2008, 06:45:39 AM
I promise to beat up anyone who asks if you're gay, because it's just not fair to manly men who also happen to know how to sing.

A pain I know all too well.  On behalf of manly men who know how to sing, I thank you.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 25, 2008, 06:46:53 AM
How about manly men who enjoy musical theatre?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on November 25, 2008, 08:43:42 AM
I defend you as well.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 25, 2008, 09:52:37 AM
How about a manly man who has appeared in musical theater and - IF the role of Indy is up for grabs - should be considered to replace Harrison Ford.....like my (original preferred) Prom Date.   ;D
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on November 25, 2008, 10:53:59 AM
How about a twee little fella who is the complete opposite of a manly man yet also has a wicked Napoleon complex who [b]loves[/b] musical theatre?
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 25, 2008, 11:02:08 AM
How about a twee little fella who is the complete opposite of a manly man yet also has a wicked Napoleon complex who [b]loves[/b] musical theatre?

Truman Capote?   ;)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: a pretty girl is like on November 25, 2008, 11:06:37 AM
How about a twee little fella who is the complete opposite of a manly man yet also has a wicked Napoleon complex who [b]loves[/b] musical theatre?

Truman Capote?   ;)

I'd give you one of these:  :angry: but it's so true.  I'm constantly getting a hello, good afternoon, ma'am from sales callers because of my womany voice.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 25, 2008, 11:17:50 AM
Sometimes if I'm tired i get that, indeed I've even had somebody call me up, then hang up when they heard a "girls" voice, then not answer when I called them back.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 25, 2008, 11:19:26 AM
Sometimes if I'm tired i get that, indeed I've even had somebody call me up, then hang up when they heard a "girls" voice, then not answer when I called them back.

 :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: darkchashy on November 25, 2008, 11:33:00 AM
Boy, you don't post for a page or two and people start going from dating celebrities to admitting there is nothing wrong with a straight male watching musicals. Tripe? I listened to your scary story and you didn't sound all that womanly. Maybe it's just because your british.  ;)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on November 25, 2008, 11:41:40 AM
Let's talk more about hot celebrities
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 25, 2008, 11:48:12 AM
Eh....I'm too busy looking at (pictures of) my date....   ;)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on November 25, 2008, 11:57:16 AM
Tripe? I listened to your scary story and you didn't sound all that womanly. Maybe it's just because your british.  ;)
http://www.divshare.com/flash/audio?myId=5923638-127
http://www.divshare.com/flash/audio?myId=5923639-cf3


Let's talk more about hot celebrities

Ok

So Amy,
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/Forum%20Furniture/AE.jpg)

Would you like to go to the prom? I know you're not the only Amy I've asked but I have a thing for girls whose names begin with A it would seem. Plus you rock the Jabba Slave bikini in a way that actually makes me understand why the fan boys like it so much, which is more than can be said for Carrie. (http://www.pinkfive.com/)

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: TeamRAD on November 25, 2008, 11:58:39 AM

*hears knock at apartment door*
*opens door*

(http://www.fansedge.com/Images/Product/51-26/51-26507-F.jpg)

I'm sorry to say Alyssa, but it's still a no.  And yes...Go Brewers! *high-fives Alyssa*

(I'm enjoying being courted by celebrities.  ;) )


Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: darkchashy on November 25, 2008, 12:13:47 PM
Tripe? I listened to your scary story and you didn't sound all that womanly. Maybe it's just because your british.  ;)
http://www.divshare.com/flash/audio?myId=5923638-127
http://www.divshare.com/flash/audio?myId=5923639-cf3
:D :D :D :D Thanks, Tripe now I'm self concious,  I have to buck bales for four hours now and come back to record my voice to make sure I don't sound like Kristen Chenoweth  ;) :D :D :D I have a cold and that made me laugh.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 25, 2008, 12:36:07 PM
self concious

Dude, the "Spell Check" button.....
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: darkchashy on November 25, 2008, 12:39:06 PM
self concious

Dude, the "Spell Check" button.....
That's for the woman folk, typing errors are the one error that manly men will admit  ;)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on November 25, 2008, 12:42:02 PM
self concious

Dude, the "Spell Check" button.....
That's for the woman folk, typing errors are the one error that manly men will admit  ;)
Thought with most guys that was their wives.   :P
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Courtney on April 30, 2009, 05:39:25 PM
Oh little thread.  I bet you thought we all abandoned you.  There there.

(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070906/293.levi.zach.090607.jpg)

Zak, you're goddamn dreamy.  Marry me?  But first, go to prom with me?  We'll dine on delicious Subway five-dollar-footlongs.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Trumpysgirl on May 01, 2009, 09:44:26 AM
Yes! Somebody finally revived this game, thank you!

Dear Mad Hatter at Disneyland
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3141/2799746011_788d75430e.jpg?v=0)

Will you go to the prom with me? We can celebrate our unbirthdays by eating tea cups and singing peanut butter jelly time as we dance all over the room "The King and I" style.



Believe it or not, this guy has a HUGE internet following. Not the Mad Hatter from the movie, but specifically the Mad Hatter from Disneyland (Although he's played by three different people).
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on May 04, 2009, 08:49:12 PM
As long as this thread has been resurrected, I might as well re-ask the love of my celebrity crush life
Dear, sweet Joel McHale
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj277/anaisjude/285mchalejoel061308.jpg)
Will you, the first man I ever asked to prom, go to prom with me again? I will be seeing you live THIS SATURDAY MAY 9TH, and you can give me the good news then!
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj277/anaisjude/180px-Mchalejoelig.jpg)
Oh Joel, I know you will never hurt me (mostly because you aren't actually real)

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Courtney on May 05, 2009, 09:34:20 AM
Oh Joel, I know you will never hurt me (mostly because you aren't actually real)

Is he a Jim Henson Creature Shop invention?  I KNEW IT.

Oh, hey Seegs.

(http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/0/N/0/-/-/marshall.jpg)

Will you go to prom with me?  Because of all my many celebrity stalking victims crushes, you are the one I most want to be my actual buhfriend.  We can make lots of lists and pop culture references together.  And cuddle.  Because, in your own words, "I'm cuddly, bitch!"

(http://funkmagnet.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/jason.jpg)

Don't be shy. 
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: TeamRAD on May 13, 2009, 10:13:51 PM

Isla, that's what you're wearing to the Prom?

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u154/craigcrusade/Isla-1.jpg)

Sure, I'm on board.  :)

*shortly after a Spaced marathon*

Seriously, sweetie...it's all good!

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u154/craigcrusade/Isla2.jpg)

*hands her a candy heart*

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u154/craigcrusade/Rock.jpg)

Let's get ice cream!

Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Action Batch on May 14, 2009, 06:16:39 AM
Jenn, will you go to prom with me? Then, if all goes well, I can be that voice yelling at Jim for stealing my classic car. Hells yeah.

(http://trekmovie.com/images/celeb/gg_morrison_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Courtney on May 14, 2009, 08:12:54 AM
Hey Barney and Robin, will you guys go to Prom with each other?

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/courtlynne/EMET209BARNEYROBIN.jpg)

Robin never got to go to Prom in Canada and the time she went in Season 1, some kid threw up on her shoes.  Plus I NEED THIS.  Thanks.

In a related story, I've got my pick for our Prom slow jam.

(http://thetvaddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/robinsparkles.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on April 18, 2010, 06:29:06 PM
I realize this topic has not been posted in awhile, but I can't help it. I'm in love....again

Dear Birdman Chris Anderson

(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj277/anaisjude/62048_Nuggets_Birdman_Basketball1.jpg)
^This guy

You are so friggin hot, will you go to Prom with me? We can....shoot hoops all night long!

(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj277/anaisjude/chris-andersen.jpg)

PS: You're hot
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: mrbasehart on April 18, 2010, 06:52:05 PM
Really?  Wow. 

Yukie Kawamura, will you go to the prom with me? I know I've only seen you in one film, but I think we could really have something, er, special.

(http://www.yukiekawamura.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/yukie-kawamura-bikini1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Sharktopus on April 18, 2010, 09:43:20 PM
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj277/anaisjude/62048_Nuggets_Birdman_Basketball1.jpg)

And the visual dictionary has a new definition for "douchebag."
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: stansimpson on April 18, 2010, 11:52:44 PM
The best part of resurrecting this thread?  Me actually noticing it this time.  This is great.

And while I'm here:

Um, hi... Kristen Wiig.  I know you must be very busy with SNL and all, but... will you go to the prom with me?  You can introduce me to Judd Apatow, then probably Jason Segel.  Do you know Tina Fey?  We can all hang out together but still get in some alone time too.  Whaddaya say, Kristen?

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u160/stansimpson/kristen-wiig-kristen-wiig-1867503-8.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on April 19, 2010, 05:39:03 AM
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u160/stansimpson/kristen-wiig-kristen-wiig-1867503-8.jpg)
Best picture I've seen of her in a long time but yeah Kristen is all sorts of lovely.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: anais.jude on April 19, 2010, 06:25:39 AM
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj277/anaisjude/62048_Nuggets_Birdman_Basketball1.jpg)

And the visual dictionary has a new definition for "douchebag."

Actually, I have been reading the book predictably irrational and they mention that people like to compare things, including attractive males. When you compare birdman to the rest of the Nuggets, his douchyness is by far within ok levels
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Sharktopus on April 19, 2010, 08:22:16 PM
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u160/stansimpson/kristen-wiig-kristen-wiig-1867503-8.jpg)

Wow. I've never found her the least bit attractive before seeing this. Nice job finding the one pic that might change my mind.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: stansimpson on April 20, 2010, 04:39:22 AM

Wow. I've never found her the least but attractive before seeing this. Nice job finding the one pic that might change my mind.
That def is the hottest pic of her fer shure.  There's some other nice ones.  This and a few other are a toss-up in my book tho, cuz in this one, I think she's Amy Adams-ing!   ;)
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on April 21, 2010, 12:05:32 AM
If it has to be someone who I'm in love with as they are right this moment:
(http://liveforfilms.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/hugh-jackman.jpg)(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/news/090413/hugh_jackman.jpg)
Oh, Hugh, how I have adored you since I saw you in that cheesy chick flick Kate and Leopold. Imagine how my love turned to unbridled adoration when I learned you could sing and dance when I saw you in Oklahoma as the greatest Curly ever. So you can understand why I wish I could stalk you once you took your shirt off in X-Men. :) *pant, pant*

Please, Hugh, come to the prom with me and I can listen to you speak in your gorgeous accent, then you can sing to me and we can dance in front of the others and show them what dancing is supposed to be!
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: darkchashy on April 21, 2010, 05:07:28 AM
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u160/stansimpson/kristen-wiig-kristen-wiig-1867503-8.jpg)

Wow. I've never found her the least but attractive before seeing this. Nice job finding the one pic that might change my mind.
she's one of those pleasant suprise girls. The ones where you think, yeah, she has a fun personality, why not. Then you see her body and mother of god!!!
I've often suspected  Kate micucci to be such a case
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_t4XbZvvekAI/SYkvFlAlKAI/AAAAAAAAAUY/RPQH9Cw2wSQ/s400/Kate-Micucci.jpg[img]
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Action Batch on April 21, 2010, 11:44:13 AM
I've often suspected  Kate micucci to be such a case
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_t4XbZvvekAI/SYkvFlAlKAI/AAAAAAAAAUY/RPQH9Cw2wSQ/s400/Kate-Micucci.jpg)

Oh, her.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on April 21, 2010, 11:48:06 AM
No need to imagine

http://www.youtube.com/v/EXPcBI4CJc8&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&border=1
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on May 02, 2010, 03:36:25 PM
My theme song!   :D
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on May 02, 2010, 06:10:01 PM
Cécile Cassel vous irez à la danse d'école avec moi?

Je vous ai vu la nuit dernière dans Ex, wouah vous suis tellement très très chaud blanc.

Si vous pourriez porter vos cheveux comme vous les avez dans cette image, ce serait belle.

(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/TripeHoundRedux/Forum%20Furniture/042109-3.jpg)

mais portez les vêtements que vous avez portés quand Paulo vous a pris quand il pleuvait svp.
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: stansimpson on May 02, 2010, 06:30:57 PM
I think she speaks some English, Tripe.   ;) :D


Btw, does anyone else have this run through their head when they see the title for this thread or is it just me?
http://www.youtube.com/v/0-h-mp1Gh5U&hl=en_US&fs=1&
Title: Re: Dear Celebrity: Will you go to Prom with me?
Post by: Tripe on May 02, 2010, 06:34:54 PM
I think she speaks some English, Tripe.   ;) :D
And Spanish, and Italian and presumably (considering the nationality of her grandparents) some Portuguese as well, sigh I love a poly-lingual girl.