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Title: Donkey Ollie in production, Now recording
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on October 16, 2008, 10:31:25 AM
Journey to Jerusalem

In this obvious sequel-adaption to Nestor, the Cinderella story about a donkey named Ollie  who thinks that the Messiah (Jesus Christ) will choose him to take to Jerusalem. (Who told him what Jesus was planning). His ugly stepbrothers (who in there own show are humans and have the same name) get sick of it so, like older brothers tend to, they throw him down a well. Meanwhile, the Messiah sends two of his deciples (who look and act like they were Mickey Mouse's) to find a very pale furred donkey that looks like Chris Crocker.

Will Ollie give Jesus a ride, or unleash a vhs tape where he crawls out and "get's you" Who knows? He might just do it anyway. That is why I myself will take on the beast of burden. (Don't worry, my ears are tied back)

Lion King 2 is on delay due to dvd player problems. For this riff, just place the donkeyollie1.wmv in windows movie maker and my riff second as audio. Publish them or watch on windows movie maker using fullscreen. For mac users, you can convert the video to mov or watch it with Vlc.

Donkey Ollie video - right-click on Journey to Jerusalem here (Warning: Flash animation and cheesy songs will play: http://www.carangel.com/donkey-ollie-movie/

VLC Player for mac: http://vlc-media-player.en.softonic.com/mac
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: Tripe on October 16, 2008, 12:18:16 PM
Er well I'd add this to the list but it seems I don't have the ability to unlock the thread any longer  ???
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on October 16, 2008, 01:30:22 PM
Start a new thread. I was wondering what took so long on that. By the way is BTA still working on that "R" riff?
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: Invader_quirk on October 16, 2008, 02:49:20 PM
Just let it go. He can do that if he wants to.
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on October 16, 2008, 03:16:52 PM
Start a new thread. I was wondering what took so long on that. By the way is BTA still working on that "R" riff?

Who are you talking about. Triplehoundredux for posting a new thread or BTA's "r" riff?

Sorry if I sounded rude Triplehoundredux.
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: Invader_quirk on October 16, 2008, 04:02:28 PM
I'm talking about BTA's riff.
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on October 16, 2008, 05:48:53 PM
I'm talking about BTA's riff.

Too late, I already am.
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: Invader_quirk on October 16, 2008, 05:55:24 PM
That response makes no sense...
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: RoninFox on October 16, 2008, 06:06:39 PM
I haven't made sense of a single post he's made in this thread.
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: OmegaR! on October 16, 2008, 06:08:49 PM
I think Nestor is expressing implied interest in BTA's upcoming Bambi Riff,

I think a purchase is implied, as well as a lifelong commitment to buy any and all BTA Riff's in the future

And if not buy (if availiable for free) he's going to donate monies....
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: RoninFox on October 16, 2008, 06:28:18 PM
Ahh, it all comes together.  Thank you for your assistance.
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: Tripe on October 16, 2008, 06:58:03 PM
I think Nestor is expressing implied interest in BTA's upcoming Bambi Riff,

I think a purchase is implied, as well as a lifelong commitment to buy any and all BTA Riff's in the future

And if not buy (if availiable for free) he's going to donate monies....

Well since I'm contributing to those, that'd be pretty good really  ;)
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 16, 2008, 08:08:55 PM
I think Nestor is expressing implied interest in BTA's upcoming Bambi Riff,

I think a purchase is implied, as well as a lifelong commitment to buy any and all BTA Riff's in the future

And if not buy (if availiable for free) he's going to donate monies....

Well since I'm contributing to those, that'd be pretty good really  ;)

Yes, I support OmegaRowsdower's conclusions.....and the Bambi riff is still on but there are no updates on it's progress at this time.  Thanks for your interest, and I look forward to receiving your donations.  Donations can be sent to the following address:

bettertomorrowamy
P.O. Box 175
Waverly, NE  68462-0175
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: OmegaR! on October 16, 2008, 08:26:26 PM
Beware of 6 ft banner which says

"I HATE BTA'S NEW RIFF"
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: RoninFox on October 16, 2008, 08:35:13 PM
Just don't eat anything from a box marked "donkey cookies"
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: Steve-O on October 16, 2008, 09:49:58 PM
Just don't eat anything from a box marked "donkey cookies"

Or any cookie marked "donkey box".
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on October 17, 2008, 07:44:52 AM
Omega's right. Except for the whole buying it part. I will not watch it but I won't care if he does or not.

Besides that, when did my iRiff announcement turn into a debate on BTA's riff.
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: OmegaR! on October 17, 2008, 07:55:33 AM
Well since you brought BTA's Riff up... And it's okay if you don't wanna publically announce your devotion to The BTAmiester, closet fans are just as good...
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on October 17, 2008, 08:08:14 AM
Oh okay

Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: anais.jude on October 17, 2008, 08:09:03 AM
Well since you brought BTA's Riff up... And it's okay if you don't wanna publically announce your devotion to The BTAmiester, closet fans are just as good...

Most of us are fans in secret. It's a secret society actually. Crap, said too much.... :speechless:
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: James of LinHood on October 17, 2008, 08:12:38 AM
Well since you brought BTA's Riff up... And it's okay if you don't wanna publically announce your devotion to The BTAmiester, closet fans are just as good...

Most of us are fans in secret. It's a secret society actually. Crap, said too much.... :speechless:

*Sends a squad of ninja assassins after anais.jude for saying too much.*
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: anais.jude on October 17, 2008, 08:26:22 AM
Well since you brought BTA's Riff up... And it's okay if you don't wanna publically announce your devotion to The BTAmiester, closet fans are just as good...

Most of us are fans in secret. It's a secret society actually. Crap, said too much.... :speechless:

*Sends a squad of ninja assassins after anais.jude for saying too much.*


I was thinking we would have to "silence" those not in the secret society....da da duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on October 17, 2008, 05:33:06 PM
You'll never take me alive. NEVER!!!!
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: RoninFox on October 17, 2008, 05:35:16 PM
Of course not, what ninja squad ever takes someone alive?  In any case you'd be a hard target to catch.  Ears like that'd hear any ninja coming, no matter how skilled.
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: OmegaR! on October 17, 2008, 10:35:39 PM
plus you already admitted to being a fan six posts up ;)
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on October 18, 2008, 02:08:31 PM
plus you already admitted to being a fan six posts up ;)

I sad I didn't care. I never said I was a fan.

Can we please get back on topic?
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: AmandaGal on October 18, 2008, 02:43:04 PM
plus you already admitted to being a fan six posts up ;)

I sad I didn't care. I never said I was a fan.

Can we please get back on topic?

I sad you don't care too. :'(
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 18, 2008, 02:51:19 PM
plus you already admitted to being a fan six posts up ;)

I sad I didn't care. I never said I was a fan.

Can we please get back on topic?

I sad you don't care too. :'(


I saddest.   :'(
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on October 18, 2008, 04:40:33 PM
plus you already admitted to being a fan six posts up ;)

I sad I didn't care. I never said I was a fan.

Can we please get back on topic?

I sad you don't care too. :'(


I saddest.   :'(

I sad your riffing a movie just to piss me off.
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on October 18, 2008, 05:40:38 PM
plus you already admitted to being a fan six posts up ;)

I sad I didn't care. I never said I was a fan.

Can we please get back on topic?

I sad you don't care too. :'(


I saddest.   :'(

I sad your riffing a movie just to piss me off.

That cheers me up!  Thanks my donkey friend.
Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on October 18, 2008, 07:30:57 PM
plus you already admitted to being a fan six posts up ;)

I sad I didn't care. I never said I was a fan.

Can we please get back on topic?

I sad you don't care too. :'(


I saddest.   :'(

I sad your riffing a movie just to piss me off.

That cheers me up!  Thanks my donkey friend.


Your my hole.

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Title: Re: Donkey Ollie in production, Lion King 2 in delay
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on October 18, 2008, 08:12:16 PM
If you made it past my army of pissed off faces, I will assist you on that iriff.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1610877/1/Bambis_Christmas

No, it's not mine.