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Title: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Road_Element on December 03, 2006, 12:17:11 AM
You might think im nuts. By request of ScottH to lighten the mood. I thought i would start a thread where we just say really stupid stuff. They do this on the MST3K Forum all the time. I Guese ill Start.

Have you guys remember that Joel Guy. I heard he won 3 gold medals for catching fish with his mouth.
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Post by: Justin on December 03, 2006, 07:27:43 AM
Shut up, you racist!
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Post by: Road_Element on December 03, 2006, 09:38:48 AM
Yes your right. Fish are superior.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 03, 2006, 10:24:01 AM
This is where the fish lives.
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Post by: Variety of Cells on December 03, 2006, 10:58:02 AM
But it went wherever I did go.
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Post by: Road_Element on December 03, 2006, 12:06:02 PM
This is where the fish lives.

Burbank and Sacramento?
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Post by: SaucyRossy on December 03, 2006, 12:11:31 PM
The fish was a curious fellow, not one to enjoy a good marmalade though.
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Post by: Justin on December 03, 2006, 12:43:40 PM
The News of Yesterday + The Immature Humor of Today = Justin's a Hack

(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p132/shinynewdonkey/Shocker.jpg)

Shocking!
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Post by: Minnesota on December 03, 2006, 01:32:48 PM
When my dog barks, i just grab a coke ;D
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Post by: Justin on December 03, 2006, 01:37:41 PM
When my dog barks, i just grab a coke ;D

For me, it's the other way around.
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Post by: Minnesota on December 03, 2006, 01:47:15 PM
Forest Gump cant skate, old people scare me
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Post by: Variety of Cells on December 03, 2006, 01:50:20 PM
This thread needs a limit.  Like, you can only post in it every 6 or 7 posts.

It's too bad it won't happen, because technically, due to the nature of this thread, none of what I'm saying makes sense.
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Post by: Minnesota on December 03, 2006, 02:41:57 PM
sorry, got carried away  ;D
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Post by: Sharktopus on December 04, 2006, 12:34:29 AM
But it went wherever I did go.

(http://www5b.biglobe.ne.jp/~madison/worst/black/life/life_1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Road_Element on December 04, 2006, 10:23:05 AM
You know i heard that Robin layed an egg. Then there was something to do with the Joker. But i just cant remember.
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Post by: J-Proof on December 04, 2006, 11:06:50 AM
What does Indian Calcutta taste like?
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Post by: mrbasehart on December 04, 2006, 12:19:35 PM
What does Indian Calcutta taste like?

Sharp.
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Post by: Shinigami on December 04, 2006, 12:30:11 PM
Buddha has a ghost penis living in my cereal.
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Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on December 04, 2006, 01:58:17 PM
We could feed and shoe the homeless with doughshoes. Just Dough It
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Post by: Justin on December 04, 2006, 07:02:41 PM
Buddha has a ghost penis living in my cereal.

Well, then put the puppy in the bucket!
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Post by: Minnesota on December 04, 2006, 07:04:01 PM
Blue beef pants!
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Post by: Sharktopus on December 04, 2006, 07:31:06 PM
The quick brown fox jumped over the furiously sleeping colorless green ideas.
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Post by: mrbasehart on December 04, 2006, 07:36:17 PM
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Dirty Smelly Anteater on December 04, 2006, 07:56:06 PM
He dies at the end.
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Post by: Sharktopus on December 04, 2006, 08:04:03 PM
He dies at the end.

No I don't. There's a deleted scene where my arm twiches and my eyes open, but test audiences said it was too scary.
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Post by: Road_Element on December 04, 2006, 08:23:19 PM
What does Indian Calcutta taste like?

I heard it tasted like kung pow chicken.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 04, 2006, 08:24:42 PM
Jamaica we have a bobsled team.
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Post by: Justin on December 04, 2006, 08:51:47 PM
If a tree falls in the woods, would a bear still shit there?
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Post by: SaucyRossy on December 04, 2006, 08:55:28 PM
Have you seen my blue owl?
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Post by: Sharktopus on December 04, 2006, 09:00:42 PM
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
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Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on December 07, 2006, 02:14:46 PM
Fishgoats and lillibats howl at the bang in the blue.
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Post by: Justin on December 07, 2006, 03:00:55 PM
"Fish" spelled backwards is "goat."
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Post by: Sharktopus on December 08, 2006, 12:44:55 AM
I prefer to spell "fish" GHOTI.
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Post by: Justin on December 08, 2006, 08:13:21 AM
I bet you say that to all the credenzas.
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on December 08, 2006, 01:26:51 PM
Damn.  That squid-octopus is hot.

(http://www.phobos-deimos.com/Cthulhu/cthulhu.jpg)

Whoa...Cthulhu...you are all kinds of sexy...why don't you come over to my place...maybe...devour some of my essence, you sexy...squid...octopus..............................................GUY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?  Crap!  He's a DUDE!  Er...he's a god...um...god-dude?  Sorry, man.  I thought you were a hot octopus-LADY-squid.  God, I'm terribly sorry...this sort of thing must happen to you all the time - hey!!!!  What are you doing!??!?!?  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: RaoulDuke on December 08, 2006, 07:35:46 PM
the Final Countdown has started to the opening of the Ninth Gate whereby we will make Contact with the monster From Hell ,Gojira, he will be Unleashed and the Strange Days will be upon us. The Maniac Cop will Try to Help but only The Man with the Screaming Brain can stop the Black Rain from Falling Down Battlefield Earth
   Blow the Mighty Wind might but The Beach will not be your Final Destination you must travel to The Valley of the Gwangi to seek the Top Secret antidote to The Stuff that drug you into The Abyssand the Outbreak it caused. Seek the woman named Domino and journey into the Dark City to find the Order of Matchstick Men and you will find the Skeleton Key.........
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on December 11, 2006, 01:39:41 PM
I prefer to spell "fish" GHOTI.

I don't have a goatee.  My facial hair is not a fish.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Justin on January 08, 2007, 04:38:34 PM
Tracks 1, 3, and 7.
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on January 09, 2007, 11:38:54 AM
Tracks 1, 3, and 7.

I listened to those songs backwards and felt a sudden, mysterious thirst to commit a grisly series of murders in the name of Satan.  Is this normal?
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Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 09, 2007, 01:51:18 PM
Bob Dylan lyric.
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Post by: Pak-Man on January 09, 2007, 05:37:04 PM
Noodles are the truck of mankind's puddle!
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 09, 2007, 06:01:40 PM
The Return of the Universal Painkiller precedes Mankind's need to dodge the security seal on the bottom of the honey well, refilled with the music of the Quasar's infinite contents. The picture is transformed by the skin of the Underdog.


I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats.
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on January 10, 2007, 11:04:47 AM
Fools!  Nobody can't not hope to fail to do the opposite of escaping from the Au Gratin Terror-Flying Slothbvlering Salesmen on Wheels!  What is that, some kind of toad?  Tell you to stop scratching myself.  For no reason, I have had the song "Swastikas on Parade" stuck in my head for the past 17 hours.  Um.....peas.  That is all, except for three dancing grue in top hats.  They will stay to devour Bryant Gumbel.
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Post by: Sharktopus on January 10, 2007, 11:10:23 AM
Whistling tunes we hide in the dunes by the seaside.
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Post by: Justin on January 10, 2007, 11:34:56 AM
And soon they will multiply a thousand-fold.
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Post by: gammer on January 10, 2007, 11:36:51 AM
I fart, therefore I art.
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Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 10, 2007, 01:34:58 PM
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Shanka Khan's Rebellion of 2001 defeated Bilbo Baggins, who was only 300 ft tall
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Post by: mrbasehart on January 10, 2007, 02:36:20 PM
(http://www.kazoos.com/images2/washboard.jpg)

"I love you.  Be my friend!"
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 10, 2007, 02:39:39 PM
I Love Lamp.
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on January 11, 2007, 09:58:33 AM
The randomness of this thread is so familiar and comforting.  It's almost as if BBQ Platypus were still alive and with us today. :'(
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Post by: Minnesota on January 11, 2007, 12:21:15 PM
socks dry at 55 degrees
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Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 11, 2007, 02:57:38 PM
that that is is that that is not is not
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Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 11, 2007, 02:57:56 PM
It makes imperfect sense
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 11, 2007, 07:33:03 PM
You've had years to perfect your craft. You have no excuse.
I see what you've presented to me. I am not amused.
With all your resources, and all at your employ,
you continue to fail, so miserably too.

You took what came before and made it your own,
so hard to admit that you have been pwned.
Still there are some who stand by you through all,
zealots and kiss-ups; blind, one and all.

So quit with your trumpeting, noses up high
you have nothing to be proud of, your ending is nigh
eventually your empire will crumble and fall
leading the way for my bretheren to call:

"Market Share, Schmarket Share!
Victory is OURS!!!!"



I think I'll go have an Apple. I hear the ones from Washington are good.
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Post by: gammer on January 11, 2007, 07:42:04 PM
I'm just going to start rhyming off my favorite deep thoughts:

I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Maybe instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you." So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex.
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Post by: mrbasehart on January 11, 2007, 07:46:11 PM
^

Worst erotica... EVER.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 11, 2007, 07:49:53 PM
Good idea, Gammer!

"I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells another scientist: 'You know what will save the world? You're holding it in your hand.' And the other scientist looks, and in his hand are some peanuts. Then, when he looks up, the first scientist is being taken away to the insane asylum."

(lucky I have a book of Jack Handey quotes with me)  ;)
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Post by: gammer on January 11, 2007, 07:53:28 PM
I used to have them all, but now I just google search them when I think of one that I liked.

If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the inpression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 13, 2007, 07:11:44 PM
Ah, the classic battle between Evil and -- the narrator.
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on January 13, 2007, 07:26:51 PM
But what if the narrator is evil?  Evil Narrators love Emerald Nuts(R).
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 13, 2007, 07:32:13 PM
Excuse me.  I couldn't help but notice how much you look like everyone else.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 13, 2007, 08:18:59 PM
Peoples is peoples.

Newtons are fruit and cake.

It helps not to mix the two.
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Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 13, 2007, 08:27:49 PM
Ching Chong  :o Ching Chong Ching Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Ching  :o Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Ching Chong - Donnie O'Rossel
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 13, 2007, 10:11:30 PM
You're weird, which results in creativity.
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Post by: Minnesota on January 13, 2007, 10:50:36 PM
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 14, 2007, 05:51:14 AM
If you're looking for plausibility, you won't find it here
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on January 14, 2007, 08:48:39 AM
Help, I'm a rock!
Help, I'm a rock!
Help, I'm a rock!
Help, I'm a rock!

Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ay-yo ee-ow-ee-ow-ee
Veni-ma-no too mah
Veni veni ka toree tor (see'dra votra nee!)
Vedi-vedi ki-ta-la tom-bay
Vel-lay ka-la tay-la-tor
Vel-lay kay-la ta-la-sor
Vel-lay kay-lay ka-la-tor
Vel-lay kay-la sa-la-tay
Vor-a kor-ay tor-a-tor
Vel-la kay-la sa-la tch'ay
Vor-a kor-ay kay-a la kur'ad
Vor-a silli kay-t'ay tcha-to
Vor-a kay-ay tay-lay tay-ay tcha-to

Klanna-tholl
Klanna-tholl
Klanna-tholl
Pik-a-dill-a do-tchay
Pik-a-li-sa no-say (o-ooh)

Bi-ni-bi-ni me-ho-la-ka ta-ka-ho-ba
Say-kay pay-tay-ho-a-la tur-i-ca (Mee-oo-da-ra)
Chil-li pil-li ka-zi-o-bi-a bee bee bee bee (Do-dee-bop)
You know...(a-mad hee)

(Arrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee...)
Oooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa...
OOOOaaaaaaaaaaa.........(ah, hah)

O-wee ya yo yo yo a-ki-o wee
A-ki-o-ka a-yi-a-ee
A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee
A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee
A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee
A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee
A ki-o-ka o-wee-say ya-vo

Pedi-goh
Pedi-koh
Ann-i tcho-ee-see-na
Per-a-ko-ee-say
Kar-ra
May-a-ta
Uh-oh
Uh-oh
Uh-oh
Uh-oh
Uh-oh
Hay-lo
Pray-lo
Say la do sa ka ho-say
Vay-lay ko say-let-a-no
Vay-la ka sa la to-shay
Va-la ko-lo-tay
Ay-o
Lay-o
Lay-o
Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaa
O-ha o-ha yew
Ah-yew
Lay la-fan
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Help, I'm a rock!
Help, I'm a rock!
Help, I'm a rock!
Somebody!
Help, I'm a rock!
Please!
Help, I'm a rock!
Please!
Help, I'm a rock!
Please!
Help, I'm a rock!
Wow!
Help, I'm a rock!
Wow!
Help, I'm a rock!
Help, I'm a rock!
Somebody helps me

Wow, man, it's a drag being a rock
(Help, I'm a rock)
(Help, I'm a rock)
(Help, I'm a rock)
I wish I was anything but a rock
Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman
Hey, you know what?
You know maybe if I practice, you know
Maybe if I pass my driving test
I could get a gig drivin' that bus that pick the freaks up
In front of Ben Frank's , right?

Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
(Help, I'm a rock)
Help, I'm a cop!
(Help, I'm a rock)

It's a drag being a cop
I think I'd rather be the mayor

Always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know
Always wondered whether or not . . . whether or not I could make it
You know, in society, because,
You know, it's a drag when you're rejected
So I tore the cover off a book of matches
And I sent in
And I got this letter back that said . . .

It can't happen here
It can't happen here
I'm telling you, my dear
That it can't happen here
Because I been checkin' it out, baby
I checked it out a couple a times

But I'm telling you
It can't happen here
Oh darling, it's important that you believe me
(Bop bop bop bop)
That it can't happen here

Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere
in Kansas . . .
(Kansas . . . Kansas . . . Kansas . . . Kansas . . . )
(Kansas, Kansas, do-do-dun to-to
Kansas, Kansas, la la la)
(Kansas, Kansas, do-do-dun to-to
Kansas, Kansas)
Who could imagine that they would freak out in Minnesota . . .
(Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi
Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi . . . )
(Mama Minnesota, Mama Minnesota, Mama Minnesota,
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mama Minnesota,
Mama Minnesota, Mama Minnesota,
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mama Minnesota)
Who could imagine . . .

Who could imagine
That they would freak out in Washington, D.C.
(DEE cee DEE cee bop-bop-bop)
(DEE cee DEE cee do-do-do-dun, DEE cee DEE cee
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma, DEE cee DEE cee)
But it can't happen here
Oh baby, it can't happen here
(DEE cee DEE cee bop-bop-bop)
Oh baby, it can't happen here
(DEE cee DEE ceebop-bop-bop)
It can't happen here
Everybody's safe and it can't happen here
(DEE cee DEE cee bop-bop-bop)
No freaks for us
(DEE cee DEE cee bop-bop-bop)
It can't happen here
(DEE cee DEE cee bop-bop-bop)
Everybody's clean and it can't happen here
No, no, it won't happen here
(No, no, it won't happen here)
(DEE cee DEE cee bop-bop-bop)
I'm telling you it can't
(DEE cee DEE cee bop-bop-bop)
It won't happen here
Bop-bop-ditty-bop
(I'm not worried at all, I'm not worried at all)
Ditty-bop-bop-bop
Plastic folks, you know
It won't happen here
You're safe, mama
(No no no)
You're safe, baby
(No no no)
You just cook a tv dinner
(No no no)
And you make it
Bop bop bop
(No no no)
Oh, we're gonna get a tv dinner and cook it up
(No no no no no no no!)
Oh, get a tv dinner and cook it up
Cook it up
Oh, and it won't happen here
Who could imagine
That they would freak out in the suburbs!
(No no no no no no no no no no
Man you guys are really safe
Everything's cool)

I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool

And they thought it couldn't happen here
(duh duh duh)
They knew it couldn't happen here
They were so sure it couldn't happen here
But . . .

Suzy . . .
Yes yes, oh yes--I've always felt that
Yes, I agree man, it really makes it . . . yeah . . .
It's a real THING, man, it really makes it

Frank: Suzy, you just got to town, and we've been . . . we've been very interested in your development
Suzy: Forget it!

Hmmmmmmmmm
(It can't happen here)
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 14, 2007, 09:15:25 AM
Okay -- It forms three creamy layers -- No, wait, three layers: a creamy layer, a gelatinous layer, and... dammit, I *must* find that formula!
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Post by: gammer on January 14, 2007, 09:52:02 AM
Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That - good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!
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Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 14, 2007, 11:19:56 AM
That works. Now you just gotta let it greaux a little bit.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 14, 2007, 11:36:11 AM
That's 40 pounds of butt in 30-pound butt capacity pants!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 14, 2007, 11:44:02 AM
Where is the bomb!?!?!?!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 14, 2007, 06:58:37 PM
A pentagram, and reindeer laughing.  You figure it out.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: BBQ Platypus on January 15, 2007, 03:55:53 PM
This is where the Phish live.











(Run away before their second set starts).























(Durrrrrrrrrrgles...half-dog, half-dog, half-speech impediment, half-actually-adding up to 200%...Durrrrrrrgles are basically Pringles designed by Communists.  Durrrrrrrgles - made for, by, and of children).
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 15, 2007, 09:06:57 PM
Better keep digging graves.  This isn't going too well
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 15, 2007, 10:49:27 PM
Golden Globes. Completely riddled with mindlessness.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Sharktopus on January 16, 2007, 12:11:36 AM
Golden Globes. Completely riddled with mindlessness.

Hey, you broke the rules. That makes perfect sense. You should've simply said "Golden Globes."
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 16, 2007, 11:16:51 AM
Could you please state that in the form of a desperate cry to God to save you from an unholy death?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: gammer on January 16, 2007, 12:56:51 PM
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: mrbasehart on January 16, 2007, 01:08:22 PM
The cool metal of the cuffs gripped my wrists tightly as I was lead away from the gym and across the playing field.  The football team watched me leave with a mixture of sadness and pity, though I reassured them all with a friendly smile and a knowing nod.  I would be back.  Prison is the best place to work on your cardio.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 16, 2007, 05:10:50 PM
(OOC: Since when did this go from "The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread" to the "Never-Ending Story, Chose Your Own Adventure Thread"?)

Due to an error, there are still a few of you left alive.  We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: gammer on January 16, 2007, 06:41:01 PM
The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 16, 2007, 10:50:49 PM
This delicious meal has a flat trajectory and a muzzle velocity of 2400 feet per second...
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 17, 2007, 01:31:10 PM
Lick thine strychnine and kick signs, It's BRICK TIME!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 17, 2007, 02:13:16 PM
It's cold here in hell. There's ice on the ground.

I'd tell you to avoid it, but there's no need - It'll be in the 90s next week.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 17, 2007, 08:18:20 PM
You'll start immediately, you'll work 24 hours a day, you'll live on the premises in a 3-by-3 closet, and you'll be paid in skunk pelts.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 19, 2007, 07:21:03 AM
If you drag out our rotting, broken carcasses, it means it didn't really work out very well
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Rufus T on January 19, 2007, 07:38:29 AM
 The doritos felt slightly used.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 19, 2007, 07:39:00 AM
Tostitos are highly flammable.

I know this from experience.
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Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 19, 2007, 03:01:07 PM
Scientology=LOVE
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Justin on January 19, 2007, 03:03:42 PM
They're erasing us all.  What have we stumbled upon?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 19, 2007, 03:16:47 PM
you stumbled there, because thats where the sidewalk ends. 
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 19, 2007, 03:46:01 PM
Don't go into that area.  There's radiation there...
And, as everybody knows, it can only affect you if you touch it.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 21, 2007, 08:29:05 PM
I have a one-part-of-the-forehead-ache.

How is that even possible?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 21, 2007, 09:02:59 PM
Look, if I want my opinion I'll beat it out of me!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Variety of Cells on January 21, 2007, 11:24:55 PM
This is the only place this post will fit in.

I was just reading a post in another forum, and you know how you have an internal voice for when you read things?  And sometimes it will loosely be in the voice of the person that's writing it?  Or at least what you think they would sound like.

Well, in the middle of a post that voice in my head switched to another voice.  It freaked me out.  Felt like some one else in my head started reading. 

I think I've lost my mind, and so now I feel qualified to post in this topic.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 22, 2007, 08:53:18 AM
your mind isnt lost if you have a purple dancing unicorn zombie to be friends with
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: gammer on January 22, 2007, 11:21:56 AM
They say that getting 'Mad Cow Disease' is no worse then getting a broken leg.

I broke my leg once, and it hurt like fuck!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 22, 2007, 12:59:45 PM
If I knew what was going on I'd really be indignant...
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 22, 2007, 01:04:07 PM
i say we buy $26 worth of ice cream
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: gammer on January 22, 2007, 01:18:15 PM
Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new name for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head." Normally you would think that "fly Head" would mean a person who has beautiful swept-back features, as if flying through the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean "having a head like a fly"? I'm afraid some people might actually think that.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Justin on January 22, 2007, 02:07:17 PM
Do I just need to do more drugs?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 22, 2007, 02:47:07 PM
Depends... are you a lion?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: mrbasehart on January 22, 2007, 05:07:52 PM
Or are you just..."lion" down?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 22, 2007, 05:10:31 PM
christmas presents+peer pressure * pi divided by lion= triple mocha latte sowcow
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 22, 2007, 05:18:37 PM
Isn't *any* amount of atomic activity on the moon unusual?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 22, 2007, 07:02:12 PM
define "isn't"
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 22, 2007, 07:05:55 PM
how presidential purple monkey dishwasher
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 22, 2007, 07:46:58 PM
Maybe I dialed wrong. Let me try again. Let's see... 'zero'...
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Variety of Cells on January 22, 2007, 08:16:58 PM
how presidential purple monkey dishwasher

How you can continually go from 'sadam hussein is dead' to this, I will never understand.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 22, 2007, 09:52:21 PM
He's got a thing or two to learn about tying people to furniture ...
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: BBQ Platypus on January 23, 2007, 09:19:45 AM
Yeah, like how you should always use a sofa and not an ottoman.  Unless they're already dead.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 23, 2007, 09:20:48 AM
Quote
How you can continually go from 'sadam hussein is dead' to this, I will never understand.

One winds the mind up, the winds it down  somewhere in the town square a little girl is laughing at the ice cream of a vendor who is insane
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: gammer on January 23, 2007, 09:43:56 AM
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 23, 2007, 12:41:10 PM
I'm relative humidity. It's not so much the heat as it is me.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread
Post by: Pak-Man on January 23, 2007, 12:44:40 PM
What do you most can't do the least?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Variety of Cells on January 23, 2007, 12:53:10 PM
What disappears the moment you speak its name?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 23, 2007, 12:54:17 PM
damn it now ill never know the answer to that riddle

twas brillig and the slithy toves?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 23, 2007, 12:59:25 PM
Fadadadadadadaad oggooogogogogogoooo chytyk morueeeauuuuxxxx clakctowelithlilimty in the key of J
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Pak-Man on January 23, 2007, 01:00:39 PM
Silence reminds us why it's good and bad to own parakeets.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 23, 2007, 01:01:23 PM
why is a raven like a writing desk?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 23, 2007, 01:05:04 PM
Chocolate parfait Nips, isn't that a little candyist?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 23, 2007, 01:12:19 PM
Why does Microsoft Powerpoint taunt me?

Why can't it just work properly?


...and people wonder why I hate Microsoft.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 23, 2007, 01:15:04 PM
ode to a small lump of putty i found in my armpit one summers morning:

ahem:
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Pak-Man on January 23, 2007, 01:26:35 PM
Better ode than Odor.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 23, 2007, 05:49:25 PM
Yes, Odor the self-circumcised Rabbi elf.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 23, 2007, 06:05:42 PM
sing a song of sick pens baked into the sky
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 23, 2007, 06:35:47 PM
You have my word of honor that the story I have been telling is the truth... Okay, mixed with a little fiction... Alright, I'm lying my butt off...
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 23, 2007, 06:51:49 PM
Oh, I hope they bring back Elvis!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Justin on January 23, 2007, 06:56:44 PM
Random words strung together in such a way as to sound humorous.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 23, 2007, 07:02:00 PM
humous sounds strung together in a way so as to appear random
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: gammer on January 23, 2007, 07:30:11 PM
If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 24, 2007, 12:40:55 AM
Boy, I bet that'd be scary if we could make out what it was...
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Swish on January 24, 2007, 01:09:55 PM
Boy, I bet that'd be scary if we could make out what it was...

It's obvious, is it not?

It's clearly not a large house.

Geraldine decrees so. So let there be soup for the righteous. And more for the inane!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 24, 2007, 01:17:14 PM
i was walking through the gas one day in the merry month of may when i was taken by surprise by a pair of lovely mines....
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 24, 2007, 01:56:18 PM
As a scientist, I'm constantly working with materials that threaten life on a global scale, and, sometimes, they spill...
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: mrbasehart on January 24, 2007, 05:46:22 PM
If someone on TV holds a mirror up to the camera, why can't I see my reflection?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 24, 2007, 07:34:50 PM
Cavorting really makes you lose your electrolytes
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 25, 2007, 09:22:44 AM
The world is a vampire, but i cant seem to finds it mouth or its fangs for some reason. 
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 25, 2007, 08:30:57 PM
 I just want to be Bavarian for one brief, shining moment!  Is that so wrong?!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 26, 2007, 01:37:29 PM
Heeeeeeeellllllllllloooooooooooooo! Is this thing on???
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 26, 2007, 01:39:44 PM
String Theory can be summed up in two words: Crotchless waders.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 26, 2007, 01:40:02 PM
its on like donkey kong on an automatic oning device.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: mrbasehart on January 26, 2007, 01:46:49 PM
Why don't monkeys taste like bananas?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 26, 2007, 02:03:11 PM
Is science supposed to taste like banana creme?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 26, 2007, 02:06:00 PM
more importantly is nelson supposed to wear a bannana warmer when doing rifftrax
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Pak-Man on January 26, 2007, 02:06:53 PM
You didn't see bananas, you saw this yellow left-handed catchers mitt!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 26, 2007, 02:07:46 PM
ananaB, Put that mirror down!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 26, 2007, 03:52:37 PM
Who's up for watching 'Bananas In Pajamas?' (and no, its' not pr0n)
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Pak-Man on January 26, 2007, 04:01:38 PM
Bananas in pajamas come rolling down the stairs...
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 26, 2007, 04:05:10 PM
...but yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today...
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 26, 2007, 04:06:18 PM
Quote
Bananas in pajamas come rolling down the stairs...


one slipped on a shot glass, and then ended up sueing the NEW YORK NEW YORK hotel and casino  they settled out of court for a several bunches.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 26, 2007, 07:44:33 PM
It seems somebody doesn't relish being second banana around here....
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 26, 2007, 09:27:53 PM
If a bird flaps its wings in Hong Kong, and it rains in Mitchell, South Dakota...


does that make The Butterfly Effect any better of a movie?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 26, 2007, 10:16:32 PM
No, but oddly enough sales of the "To Kill A Mockingbird" DVD's have gone through the roof.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 27, 2007, 08:58:29 AM
thats because jerry fletcher just discovered borders. 

quasi semi random thingy here.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 27, 2007, 10:10:55 AM
Soylent donuts are people!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Variety of Cells on January 27, 2007, 10:13:23 AM
If soylent green was made from Tom Cruise, would it still be made from people?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 27, 2007, 10:17:58 AM
Are you saying Tom Cruise isn't soylent?!?!?!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 27, 2007, 01:03:27 PM
Are you saying Tom Cruise isn't soylent?!?!?!
In other words, you mean made of soybeans an lentils?  Well that might explain his, ah, shall we say quirky personality, as well as some of his offbeat beliefs, eh?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 28, 2007, 11:02:41 AM
have you ever really looked at a squirrel?  I mean *really*, up close?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 29, 2007, 05:34:27 AM
Looks like he got his prescription filled.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 29, 2007, 11:18:14 AM
Ever thought of putting two similar sentences together?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 29, 2007, 11:30:29 AM
when all the other boats get ruined then i will be the shrimping master.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 29, 2007, 04:01:52 PM
You know, your records just don't sound the same once they've been
    through a space-warp.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: SecretAgentSuperDragon on January 29, 2007, 04:04:17 PM
when all the other boats get ruined then i will be the shrimping master.

A Bubba-Hump Production presents: Pride and Prejudice(http://w/ money shots!)
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 29, 2007, 10:21:00 PM
So what was that whole hitting-me-with-chains thing about?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 29, 2007, 10:29:58 PM
That was no meteorite -- that was my wife!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 30, 2007, 10:01:29 AM
the reason that there was more gravy than a grave of jacob marley was because well the whole decomposing thing and all.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 30, 2007, 10:58:49 AM
Gee, Ohio looks great after the apocalypse!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 30, 2007, 12:00:11 PM
ohio is always after the apocolypse.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 30, 2007, 12:43:54 PM
Apocalypse

=


(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/kodiakthejuggler/PeteBurns.jpg)
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: BBQ Platypus on January 30, 2007, 08:35:31 PM
Entered wrong classroom
Now stuck in poetry class
Writing this haiku
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Bartender on January 31, 2007, 05:53:30 AM
G-I-JOE!!!!!!

The Red Quackers have kidnapped George Romero, and destroyed Bobeyo's secret island prison to release their all powerful master "Mother Goose!" Now, when a zombie-film-director-at-the-end-of-his-career's life is in danger, who but the GI Joe can hope to thwart Mother Goose and her banana inventions?


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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on January 31, 2007, 07:08:14 PM
Hope you didn't get any of that tattooed anyplace important.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 31, 2007, 07:09:32 PM
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Squee was the best magic card EVER!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 01, 2007, 08:10:39 AM
Damn!  I just injected him with blowfish poison!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: BBQ Platypus on February 02, 2007, 03:30:48 AM
Fact: Gary Sinese is actually a member of a future race of humanoids in an alternate universe where Gary Sineses evolved from men.  This alternate universe is considered by quantum theorists to be the only universe more idiotic than this one.

Good, bad - I'm the guy with the salad tongs.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Justin on February 02, 2007, 02:25:42 PM
You know that guy at your work who always does things?  I'm that guy.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 03, 2007, 09:42:56 AM
But, keep in mind, I'm intensely stupid.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 03, 2007, 11:43:19 AM
Can I take your helmet? --Oh!  That's your hair.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 03, 2007, 03:35:22 PM
Drink it all.  Sometimes the poison's at the bottom.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 03, 2007, 08:03:41 PM
By special arrangement'??  What, did they have to get her out of the fourth grade?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: BBQ Platypus on February 03, 2007, 09:59:31 PM
This morning I went outside to get the newspaper and accidentally locked myself out of my own house.  I hadn't had breakfast yet and was really hungry.  So I bent down, cupped my hands and took a big scoop of the dreaded...YELLOW SNOW.  I ate it and now I have cancer.  I should have listened to Frank Zappa.

Don't make the same mistake I did.

Smokey sez: Don't be a naughty Eskimo.  Watch out where those huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow...'cuz if you do, you'll get cancer.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 03, 2007, 10:35:00 PM
Chili peppers burn my gut
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 04, 2007, 11:45:17 AM
Don't point that goat at me, it might go off!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 04, 2007, 02:22:39 PM
Chilly squint, raging clipart
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 04, 2007, 10:36:19 PM
Hey, we're trying to *duplicate* down here!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: BBQ Platypus on February 04, 2007, 11:06:22 PM
Just DROP THE CHALUPA and nobody gets hurt!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 05, 2007, 04:19:02 AM
Excuse me.  I'm gonna go toss myself out the window.
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 05, 2007, 01:49:26 PM
Do *you* know?  Do *you* know who did it?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 05, 2007, 09:11:42 PM
The Mountains of Soda are chilly in the troposphere. The goats that inhabit them are descending this time of year, only to be stolen by the feared goat-nabbers of the forbidden city of Mudd. Soda goat pelts are rather valuable, you know.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 06, 2007, 08:53:09 AM
I wonder when we're gonna run across some of these Martians.  Y'know, from what I've read, they've got pale faces and pin-heads and fishy eyes!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 06, 2007, 05:26:05 PM
Oh my god!  The humidifier committed suicide!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: BBQ Platypus on February 08, 2007, 09:09:46 AM
It sucks being a post whore.  I was really disappointed when I found out you don't even get paid for it. :'(
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 08, 2007, 12:46:56 PM
Doesn't it strike you odd that none of our relatives are related to us?
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on February 08, 2007, 12:50:10 PM
scree dibblebldy gook.    my new poem.  enjoyles.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 08, 2007, 01:16:32 PM
So, you wanna get some Chinese after the show?
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Post by: Justin on February 09, 2007, 08:56:44 AM
I swear to God, the next person who quotes a TV show is getting an empty threat.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Pak-Man on February 09, 2007, 09:05:27 AM
Empty threats are full of promise.
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on February 09, 2007, 09:18:09 AM
The promise of yet more empty threats, filled with...the emptiness...of threats...that are empty.
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Post by: Justin on February 09, 2007, 09:19:12 AM
Variant of previous post.
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Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 09, 2007, 09:23:35 AM
What good is an empty threat if you are...

unable...

to speak??
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 09, 2007, 11:08:49 AM
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to see it, do the other trees mock it?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Eniena on February 09, 2007, 03:08:12 PM
If Paul McCartney isn't a robot, what does that say about the other Beatles?
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 09, 2007, 06:49:38 PM
Do you think we'll freeze to death before the jackals get us?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 12, 2007, 09:24:25 PM
Alright, we need volunteers to get killed at this campsite.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 16, 2007, 07:25:14 AM
What do brain farts smell like?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 16, 2007, 09:03:05 AM
Cheese, and not the really good cheese, either...
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: BBQ Platypus on February 18, 2007, 08:24:35 PM
He's talking about the cringe-inducing, Hallmark kind of cheese.

(shudders)
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 18, 2007, 09:19:58 PM
Could you imagine if you were the kind of person who enjoyed this?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 19, 2007, 09:18:32 AM
Gooooood morning...
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 19, 2007, 08:24:03 PM
The information herein is subject to being wrong...
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 21, 2007, 09:25:17 AM
And now, without further ado . . . 
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 22, 2007, 07:05:50 PM
Now, the individual combo hits can be delayed substantially to suit the situation...
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on February 24, 2007, 12:44:20 PM
Hmmm... Looks like a medium-rare porterhouse.
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on February 25, 2007, 10:23:21 PM
With multiple consecutive post seasonings. :spammer:
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 02, 2007, 10:53:12 AM
I understand now. Gallagher *is* funny.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Pak-Man on March 02, 2007, 11:18:45 AM
Well, troll the ancient yule tide carol!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 02, 2007, 11:26:18 AM
how much wood can a wood chuck tow if he has a hemi?
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Justin on March 02, 2007, 11:39:41 AM
The best things in life are free.  Lucky hobos.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 02, 2007, 10:25:18 PM
The storm god sits quietly with his napkin in his lap, num-num-num.
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 03, 2007, 05:54:32 PM
Uh, can we get back to our bleak, meaningless lives please?
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Post by: Rufus T on March 04, 2007, 08:45:42 AM
 I just thought....
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Post by: Rufus T on March 04, 2007, 08:46:20 AM
 that i would.....
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Post by: Rufus T on March 04, 2007, 08:48:23 AM
 take this opportunity......
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Post by: Rufus T on March 04, 2007, 08:48:45 AM
 to stand.....
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Post by: Rufus T on March 04, 2007, 08:49:09 AM
 up and say....
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Rufus T on March 04, 2007, 08:49:26 AM
 that I....
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Rufus T on March 04, 2007, 08:49:46 AM
 love....
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Rufus T on March 04, 2007, 08:50:17 AM
 Lucy and Ethel equally.
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 04, 2007, 02:04:50 PM
that would be one hideous gangbang
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Rufus T on March 04, 2007, 02:49:15 PM
that would be one hideous gangbang

 And now I'm going to puke. :P
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: BBQ Platypus on March 04, 2007, 04:48:00 PM
:deadhorse:

Um...that's me...beating up sarcasm.  Um, yeah...............'cuz I was so mad at him that I......turned him into a horse.  Well, I didn't...actually...do it myself...I, um...(Editor's note*: Like always, it's painfully obvious that BBQ is just making this up as he goes)...hired...er, paid...to have him transmogrified.

...

...

...Or, alternatively, I could just delete the smiley that I accidentally used.  Eh, I'll leave that for my editor to take care of. (Editor's Note: Fuck no.  Do it yourself, bitch).


* Editor is NOT BBQ.  He just a typical corporate whore who lives inside his mind and runs errands for him.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 04, 2007, 08:05:59 PM
Even though your feet smell like cheese, we prefer to think they smell like *good* cheese.
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Post by: Rufus T on March 04, 2007, 10:41:47 PM
 Crease is the word! Not Grease!
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Post by: Minnesota on March 05, 2007, 12:37:50 PM
 :deadhorse:
animality
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Post by: Minnesota on March 05, 2007, 12:39:32 PM
 :deadhorse:
... or would that be smilality
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Justin on March 08, 2007, 11:15:53 AM
Have you seen my horse?          Uh...can't say as I have.
                                                        /
                                            ???    :-

EARLIER THAT DAY:

    Stupid horse that isn't mine!
       /
:deadhorse:
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 08, 2007, 04:21:03 PM
I had Jello today...
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Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 08, 2007, 04:38:34 PM
i ate a plate of scribbedlee gook
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 08, 2007, 04:51:20 PM
Hmmm... This potato's got big ears..
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Post by: Justin on March 09, 2007, 12:01:58 PM
I love her!      The doggone girl is mine!      Fight for me!
                         /                                                   /
             >:(    >:(                                              :-*
          EN GARDE!!!                                               I love Panic at the Disco!
                                                                               /
       :duel:                               :-*
I...won...my love...          Back off, Eyeless! I have a boyfriend!
                                     /
                      :gouge:      :-*
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 09, 2007, 06:47:53 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thThe_Knights_who_say_Ni_by_Flying.gif)
"I fart in your general direction........"
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Pak-Man on March 09, 2007, 06:51:50 PM
I love her!      The doggone girl is mine!      Fight for me!
                         /                                                   /
             >:(    >:(                                              :-*
          EN GARDE!!!                                               I love Panic at the Disco!
                                                                               /
       :duel:                               :-*
I...won...my love...          Back off, Eyeless! I have a boyfriend!
                                     /
                      :gouge:      :-*

This and your other one are great. It reminds me of The Cliparts. :^)
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 09, 2007, 07:13:57 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)                                           (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)                                   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)
"Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger,  Mushroom, Mushroom... "                       (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)                                                              (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)                                                           (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)                                                                       
"Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger,  Mushroom, Mushroom... " (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)                                                        (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)                                   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)                                        (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)                                                   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)                                                                                        (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)   
"Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger,  Mushroom, Mushroom... "     (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)                  (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)                                              (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)                                                                       (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)                                                           (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)                 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)                             (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thBadgerDance4.gif)               
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Sharktopus on March 10, 2007, 01:34:17 AM
OOOOH, A SNAKE! IT'S A SNAAAAAAKE!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 10, 2007, 10:23:13 AM
Sharktopus!   My GOD! it's a SHARKTOPUS!!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/litakino16506/smilies/thsharky.gif)
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Post by: AmazingThor on March 15, 2007, 05:55:30 AM
Where you go to see lions? Only in Kenya!
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on March 15, 2007, 02:29:32 PM
A horticulturalist told me you're the original hybridizer.
Title: Re: The Mindless Talking in Riddle Thread.
Post by: Justin on March 23, 2007, 08:35:00 AM
Justin Circa 2005

WHAT OTHER FILM STUDENTS SAY:

You know what's great? Bjork,
the Darkness, and Napoleon Dynamite!             Awesome! Here's my script about drugs!
                                                                                      /
                                                              :scared:              :scared:

WHAT JUSTIN SAYS:

          That Dane Cook's one funny fellow.
                                     
                                       :) <======== Justin

WHAT THE NEW BREED SAY:

          You don't have to live in a ticky-tacky shack.
                                                         /              /
                    8)           :P               :-*          :o
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 02, 2007, 06:02:08 AM
MOUNT FUJI -- again!!
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 04, 2007, 11:28:49 AM
Her pencil's gone again...
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Post by: AmazingThor on April 05, 2007, 03:19:34 AM
Camels see better in the dark
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 05, 2007, 07:23:17 AM
Ow!! I fell on my keys!
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Post by: PhilosophicZombie on April 06, 2007, 07:32:42 AM
Don't die baby, do it for Van Gogh
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 07, 2007, 06:14:16 PM
Beavis and Butthead do Van Gogh
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Post by: Thom_Serveaux on April 08, 2007, 03:27:21 PM
Monster Van Gogh - Gogh
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on April 08, 2007, 08:31:22 PM
Monster Van Gogh - Gogh

I think that's the name of one of his cousins, actually.  Vince hasn't heard from him lately. :rimshot:


Y'know, cuz it would be, um...difficult to hear from anyone if you...chewed off a chunk of...your ear...........okay, so...maybe that's not necessarily true.  But he's dead, so it still works.