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RiffTrax Discussion => Shorts 2007 - 2008 => Kitty Cleans Up => Topic started by: Thrashalla on July 29, 2008, 01:45:50 PM

Title: Now available with hair-bally sample of goodness!!!
Post by: Thrashalla on July 29, 2008, 01:45:50 PM
(http://download.rifftrax.com/files/imagecache/preview/files/KittyCleansPoster.jpg)

Years in the spotlight had left Kitty with fame, riches, and a drug habit to rival all but the Busey-ist of addicts.  Hooked on catnip, Kitty quickly found herself alone on the street, fishing quarters out of the gutter in hopes of landing her daily fix of The 'Nip.  It seemed as if she had hit rock bottom when she shot a delivery man in cold blood, only to find out that he was unloading crates of oregano, not catnip.  Kitty knew she needed to get Cleaned Up, and she enrolled into the finest 12 step program in the country, hoping to patch her life back together.

Kitty Cleans Up...is not that story.  It's about some creepy kid with the voice of a forty year old who decides that good hygiene practices are best learned by imitating a cat.  Mike, Kevin and Bill have of course known this for years, and help get the message out in one of the oddest RiffTrax shorts to date.

http://www.rifftrax.com/misc/flvplayer.swf?file=rtmp://rifftraxfvs.cdnetworks.us/rifftraxfvs/flashstream&id=KittyCleansUp_Sample&width=500&height=330&overstretch=fit&volume=100&autostart=false&type=rtmp
http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/kitty-cleans
Title: Re: Now available with hair-bally sample of goodness!!!
Post by: RVR II on July 29, 2008, 01:52:04 PM
Done Got it Yo! 8) :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Now available with hair-bally sample of goodness!!!
Post by: Courtney on July 29, 2008, 01:53:14 PM
Can I mention how much I love that shot of Kevin?  He looks like the chick at the end of parts: The Clonus Horror, post-lobotomy.
Title: Re: Now available with hair-bally sample of goodness!!!
Post by: Rattrap007 on July 29, 2008, 01:53:57 PM
Ack! I see kevin's nipple! My eyes!
Title: Re: Now available with hair-bally sample of goodness!!!
Post by: RVR II on July 29, 2008, 01:55:12 PM
Bill looks scary there.. :scared:
Title: Re: Now available with hair-bally sample of goodness!!!
Post by: skenderberg on July 29, 2008, 02:04:13 PM
Ack! I see kevin's nipple! My eyes!
I rather doubt that Kevin's real nipples are that clean-shaven.
Title: Re: Now available with hair-bally sample of goodness!!!
Post by: Steve-O on July 29, 2008, 04:02:52 PM
Nothing in this picture is more distressing than Mike's supple little doll hand.
Title: Re: Now available with hair-bally sample of goodness!!!
Post by: SoiledShortz on July 29, 2008, 05:11:22 PM
Nothing in this picture is more distressing than Mike's supple little doll hand.

Agreed
Title: Re: Now available with hair-bally sample of goodness!!!
Post by: Rattrap007 on July 29, 2008, 05:23:14 PM
think he is supposed to be eight or nine in that picture.. Ugliest little girl ever...(sorry mike)
Title: Re: Now available with hair-bally sample of goodness!!!
Post by: Darth Geek on July 29, 2008, 06:29:30 PM
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Nothing in this picture is more distressing than Mike's supple little doll hand.

I don't know, I find it bizarrely disturbing of how fit Kevin is. Sorry, Kevin.
Title: Re: Now available with hair-bally sample of goodness!!!
Post by: Rattrap007 on July 30, 2008, 05:53:23 AM
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Nothing in this picture is more distressing than Mike's supple little doll hand.

I don't know, I find it bizarrely disturbing of how fit Kevin is. Sorry, Kevin.
and the lack of body hair. Either he waxed or shaved...

I picture Kevin being a Sasquatch of body hair with no shirt....

Can't believe it just said that...
Title: Re: Now available with hair-bally sample of goodness!!!
Post by: RVR II on July 30, 2008, 05:54:58 AM
ew.. :-X
Title: Re: Now available with hair-bally sample of goodness!!!
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on July 30, 2008, 07:33:34 AM
I don't know, he looks about the same as he did in the 300 poster
Title: Re: Now available with hair-bally sample of goodness!!!
Post by: Fuzzy Necromancer on August 03, 2008, 09:28:23 AM
You know, for some reason Mike seems to wear  a blond wig really well. He has a decent "woman of a certain age" look.

At least, he can pull it off better than I can. u_u
Title: Re: Now available with hair-bally sample of goodness!!!
Post by: space_mutiny on August 05, 2008, 11:29:28 AM
You know, for some reason Mike seems to wear  a blond wig really well. He has a decent "woman of a certain age" look.

At least, he can pull it off better than I can. u_u

He has attractive-in-drag-Kid-in-The-Hall potential.
Title: Re: Now available with hair-bally sample of goodness!!!
Post by: CHF01 on October 04, 2008, 06:19:52 PM
Man, what a weird short. So weird I had to couple it with The Island of Dr. Moreau. This short is a "good" pre-cursor to the Brando/Kilmer pain and agony (wow, what a turd of a movie; thank goodness we have Mike, Kevin (and Bill in the short) to help us get through it all).  :D ;)