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Title: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 27, 2008, 09:05:00 PM
"Walk quietly among other men, but know their power for they are your enemies. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night.  Pay attention to the man behind the curtain, for he is your ally.  Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy
draught of evil... Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone.  Won't you?  Thank you."   -Dr. Forrester.   #308(GvG)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 28, 2008, 05:35:03 AM
"And there, on the handle, was a HOOK!"   -Joel (as Hugh O'Brien).   #201(RXM)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on July 28, 2008, 05:50:30 AM
Fry: All right…it's Saturday night. I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix tape. Let's rock!
Futurama - Anthology of Interest II
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: dignan on July 28, 2008, 06:19:50 AM
Babylon 5 is a pile of shit! -- Spaced
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 28, 2008, 06:33:41 AM
"I *am* the button!"   -TV's Frank.   #410(HatMM)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: dignan on July 28, 2008, 06:57:12 AM
"Don't you forget about me.  Don't don't don't don't don't you forget about me." -- Simple Minds
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Action Batch on July 28, 2008, 07:12:37 AM
Guys, why is it so hard to accept the fact that time is not an immutable forward progression, but simply a factor in a space-time model of relativistic causality and determinism? Tommy Gun Servo (511) Gunslinger
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: anais.jude on July 28, 2008, 09:18:25 AM
"It's called the Horse of July for a reason, Kevin!" -Mike Nelson, E-ragon riff
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 28, 2008, 09:45:38 AM
"It's obsidian!" "Oh, I don't think it's *that* bad..."   -Dr. Scott/Crow.   #113(BS)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: dignan on July 28, 2008, 11:53:46 AM
"Clever girl." -- Jurassic Park
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Action Batch on July 28, 2008, 12:55:54 PM
It's like drinking Draino. Sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

Detective Lieutenant Frank Drebin - Naked Gun
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 28, 2008, 03:56:58 PM
"Ah, the classic battle between Evil and -- the narrator."   -Crow.   #521(SC)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Keroppi20 on July 28, 2008, 06:35:17 PM
"In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual." - Blindman, Top Secret
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Petey Wheatstraw on July 28, 2008, 06:36:55 PM
"Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?"
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 28, 2008, 07:58:36 PM
"As disgusting pigs, they just weren't that convincing."   -Tom Servo.   #416(FMoOS)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Keroppi20 on July 28, 2008, 08:18:55 PM
"We'll give you your stinking cats back, they've scratched up our entire planet." - Crow (#524)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Courtney on July 28, 2008, 08:34:50 PM
"I haven't looked at your boobs today.  I didn't notice your shirt."  - Steve-O to me at Comic Con.
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: dignan on July 28, 2008, 09:11:58 PM
"You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it! Is that clear? You think you've merely stopped a business deal. That is not the case! The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations. There are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels. It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU...WILL...ATONE!" -- Network
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on July 28, 2008, 09:12:46 PM
"You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it! Is that clear? You think you've merely stopped a business deal. That is not the case! The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations. There are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels. It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU...WILL...ATONE!" -- Network


I just watched that for the first time the other day,
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Action Batch on July 29, 2008, 04:43:57 AM
F. Murray Abraham: Quid pro quo, Detective.

Emilio Estevez: What's that mean?

F. Murray Abraham: It means I'm pretentious.

*Loaded Weapon*
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 29, 2008, 04:47:30 AM
William Shatner: "How's yer health, Mike??"

Loaded Weapon
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Action Batch on July 29, 2008, 04:56:16 AM
Leslie Nielsen: How soon can we land?

Peter Graves: I can't tell.

Leslie Nielsen: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.

Peter Graves: No, I mean I just don't know.

Leslie Nielsen: Can you take a guess?

Peter Graves: Well, not for at least another two hours.

Leslie Nielsen: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

*Airplane!*
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: dignan on July 29, 2008, 07:36:39 AM
"Ted!  Annette!  Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming." -- Ghostbusters
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Action Batch on July 29, 2008, 12:26:09 PM
I am your father's, brother's, cousin's, nephew's former roommate.

Dark Helmet
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: LBeria on July 29, 2008, 06:00:50 PM
"It's a photomat in the back and it's saying 'Oooh Noooo!!'" -- Tom Servo in "Gunslinger"
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 29, 2008, 06:03:53 PM
Centron production -- although we got the idea from another company, because we're cheating!  Thank you!"   -Crow.   #515(WWWoBW)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Keroppi20 on July 29, 2008, 06:23:50 PM
Centron production -- although we got the idea from another company, because we're cheating!  Thank you!"   -Crow.   #515(WWWoBW)


"I envision a cheating wing!"
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 29, 2008, 06:53:52 PM
"Bad movie?  You're soaking in it!"   -Crow.   #402(tGGM)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on July 29, 2008, 07:30:34 PM
"Age will flatten a man, Wendell."

Sheriff Bell, No Country for Old Men
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 29, 2008, 07:45:43 PM
"Ask me about my extra chromosome!"   -Joel (as the goofy Dancing Fool).   #112(UY)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on July 29, 2008, 07:46:09 PM
"It's about seven o'clock in the evening, mid January, the sun nothing but a cigar cherry as an old man's weak piss of rain gives an oily shine to tinseltown. This morning, I woke up in a hospital. "So Mr. Garret, how you feelin'? the doc says. "Numb" I say back. He chuckles a bit, tells me you can't fell numb, 'cause numb means you can't feel. You can't feel numb, you can only be numb, he tells me. He goes on, talkin' some dopey bullshit about my dressing, about itching, about keepin' it dry. But I wasn't payin' attention no more. Funny thing, my brain got locked on those two words: Be numb. Be numb. Be numb. Like some guru mantra, or a goddamn irregular heartbeat. Be numb. Be numb. Be numb. Good advice."

- Milo Garret, The Counterfifth Detective, 100 Bullets
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 29, 2008, 07:46:33 PM
"BEEP plot point BEEP plot point BEEP plot point..."   -All.   #414(Tormented)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Action Batch on July 29, 2008, 11:00:00 PM
Sorry for not leaping for joy, bad back you know.

Jeremy Irons
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 30, 2008, 09:15:55 PM
"Aaaagh!"-The Headhunters.    #605(CatH)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: TeamRAD on August 01, 2008, 02:50:22 PM

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.

- Plato

Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Action Batch on August 01, 2008, 03:34:33 PM
Ouch! My shoe!

Random girl - Horrors of Spider Island (1011)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: dignan on August 01, 2008, 03:35:57 PM
There's a large dog loose in the wood. -- Watership Down
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: RoninFox on August 01, 2008, 04:28:12 PM
"There are no happy endings, because nothing ever ends."  Alan Arkin
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 02, 2008, 04:04:59 PM
"And here come the freaks now, look at 'em..."   -Crow.   #422(tDtEF)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: TeamRAD on August 02, 2008, 04:08:33 PM

NO!

- Alaskan senator, Ted Stevens


Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 02, 2008, 04:15:24 PM
"America is leaning on cheese!"   -Crow.   #421(MaGG)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 02, 2008, 08:01:17 PM
"And no one on Earth will ever know that Santa was kidnapped by Martians!" "Do you realize what you just said?"   -Voldar/Joel.   #321(SCCtM)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 02, 2008, 09:35:39 PM
I don't even have an e-mail address. I have reached an age where my main purpose is not to receive messages.

-Umberto Eco
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 03, 2008, 05:43:34 AM
"Ah, the gripping 'luggage sequence'." "I'm not gonna tell you what happens. I'm just gonna say, someone's luggage gets lost."   -Tom Servo/Crow.   #608(CN:DH)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: LBeria on August 03, 2008, 08:42:12 AM
"What's this 'And the rest' crap???" -- Mike Nelson, MST3K: The Movie
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 03, 2008, 09:14:46 AM
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
-Arthur C Clarke
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 03, 2008, 11:14:17 AM
"All riiight!  Beautiful maidens in the hands of hideous beasts.  This is my kind of movie!"   -Joel.   #107(RM)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Action Batch on August 03, 2008, 03:40:40 PM
If you want I can even get my friend Steve to detail your car, for like twenty bucks.

The eyes of a Child - Trey Parker
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 03, 2008, 06:34:52 PM
"Actually, the Atlanteans are very supportive of referendum bond issues so the highways will be --" "SHUT UP!!"   -Crow/Tom Servo.   #516(AfLA)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: LBeria on August 03, 2008, 08:54:58 PM
"Sort this, deliver that....I'll make them all pay...." -- Mike Nelson, MST3K: The Movie
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 03, 2008, 10:26:36 PM
"A fellow can get used to anything, I suppose." "Yeah.  I once ate a woodchuck!"   -Tex/Crow.   #201(RXM)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Action Batch on August 04, 2008, 07:15:08 AM
You're being kidnapped by the LITE FM.

Mike Nelson - MST3k: The Movie
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 04, 2008, 09:55:11 AM
"Wait a minute. I didn't eat the salmon mousse." - Lady (Meaning of Life)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 04, 2008, 12:04:17 PM
"Ah, it's just some kids down there."   -Joel (as Ape Sentry).   #306(TotA)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Action Batch on August 04, 2008, 05:52:08 PM
Without evil there can be no good so it must be good to be evil sometimes.

Satan - South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 05, 2008, 01:46:25 PM
    Smithers: Why don't you just use your ATM card?
    Burns: Ah, yes. The Automated Teller Machine-i-ola-trola-maton.

Simpsons, "The Regina Monologue"
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: therul on August 05, 2008, 02:07:51 PM
Einstein: Time.
John Crichton: Flies.
Einstein: Time.
John Crichton: Bandits.
Einstein: Time.
John Crichton: Wounds all heals.
Einstein: Time.
John Crichton:  Rosemary and...
Einstein: Time.
John Crichton: Time ends

Farscape: The Peacekeep Wars.
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Courtney on August 05, 2008, 02:09:01 PM
"He's in it for the money, not the science."  Bill Paxton.  Twister.  Recahnize.
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Action Batch on August 06, 2008, 01:26:04 AM
I told you never to call me on this wall, this is an unlisted wall.     Mel Brooks - Spaceballs
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: dignan on August 06, 2008, 05:23:56 AM
"I'm a gigantic brain." -- The Big Brain, Futurama
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 06, 2008, 10:48:00 AM
"A friend who can't catch?  I don't think so!"   -Tom Servo.   #421(MaGG)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 06, 2008, 01:31:24 PM
"Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind."

    * E. B. White
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Action Batch on August 06, 2008, 02:22:08 PM
If you don't get it, let it go. Unless you're a scientist.

Me
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: LBeria on August 06, 2008, 02:52:54 PM
Slow and steady wins the race.  Unless you're in a real race.

 -- Can't remember who said it first....
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 06, 2008, 04:08:38 PM
"Ah, the classic battle between Evil and -- the narrator."   -Crow.   #521(SC)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 06, 2008, 08:37:53 PM
"You ever try a pink golf ball, Wally? Why, the wind shear alone on a pink golf ball can take the head off a 90-pound midget at over 300 yards."  - Ward Cleaver (Six-String Samurai)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 06, 2008, 08:40:36 PM
"Ah, the clean smell of kids who know they rule the world..."   -Crow.   #204(CC)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 07, 2008, 04:37:17 AM
"You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring ya lasagna at work... most of 'em just cheat on ya."

~ Silent Bob
Clerks
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: dignan on August 07, 2008, 05:44:51 AM
Kelleh, Kelleh can ya hear me? I don't know if you can... but... I want you to know I tried, I tried to save our beybeh, but I letcha down babe! K... k... kelleh? -- Travis, South Park
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: TeamRAD on August 07, 2008, 12:09:39 PM

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

- Einstein
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Action Batch on August 07, 2008, 05:18:08 PM

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

- Einstein


Didn't "Really Dull Old Guy" from Cave Dwellers say the same thing?
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: therul on August 08, 2008, 12:00:29 PM
"But if you use your other hand, it feels like someone else."
(overheard in a party as the voices lulled, haven't seen that guy since)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Junkyard on August 08, 2008, 01:03:24 PM
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
-Cicadas outside my room
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 08, 2008, 01:23:30 PM
Okay well I really enjoyed being you Dr. Hibbert, oh by the way you're not welcome in the library no more. I'm sorry.

Moe- "Bart-Mangled Banner", the Simpsons.
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 09, 2008, 06:11:53 PM
"Ah, the gripping 'luggage sequence'." "I'm not gonna tell you what happens. I'm just gonna say, someone's luggage gets lost."   -Tom Servo/Crow.   #608(CN:DH)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 09, 2008, 09:27:03 PM
"All of the adults in this movie have their own sticks!"   -**.   #K07(GvG)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on August 15, 2008, 06:18:10 PM
 "A missile.... A MISSILE! A missile in my house, Gary."-Wyatt,Weird Science
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 16, 2008, 06:45:50 AM
"All I know is that in this outfit I feel like a total femme.  And you know what?  I don't have a problem with it!"   -Tom Servo.   #508(OD007)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Action Batch on August 16, 2008, 09:03:32 AM
Only in retrospect are there good choices and bad choices.

Twinkie the Kid.
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on August 16, 2008, 03:57:54 PM
  "Shall we play a game?"-Joshua/WOPR, WarGames
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 16, 2008, 09:30:32 PM
"All of the adults in this movie have their own sticks!"   -**.   #K07(GvG)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: dignan on August 17, 2008, 08:48:43 AM
"Tell your god to ready for blood." -- Al Swearengen, Deadwood
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on August 17, 2008, 05:10:36 PM
  "Apparently, you can touch this."- Andy Richter, Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on August 17, 2008, 09:18:59 PM
"Who the krikey fuck is Halfsquat!?" -Robert Downey Jr., Tropic Thunder
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on August 18, 2008, 07:11:50 PM
  "You're out of time, Mr. Dandridge."- Peter Vincent,Fright Night
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 18, 2008, 07:39:38 PM
"Everyone else knows you're dead, except apparently you."  Vincent Price, Comedy of Terrors
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on August 18, 2008, 08:50:54 PM
"Everyone else knows you're dead, except apparently you."  Vincent Price, Comedy of Terrors

 **Edited. Due to me being a bit touchy.**

 
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 19, 2008, 07:50:08 AM
"College?? HA!! Barber or Clown?"

~ Bart Simpson
Homer Goes to College

Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: dignan on August 19, 2008, 08:46:59 AM
"She was going to make a pot for me." -- Otter, Animal House
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 19, 2008, 03:25:31 PM
"All of the adults in this movie have their own sticks!"   -**.   #K07(GvG)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 19, 2008, 09:09:42 PM
"Everyone else knows you're dead, except apparently you."  Vincent Price, Comedy of Terrors

 OKAY. TIME OUT. DELAY OF GAME.

  Are you subtly threatening me with that statement Keroppi20?

 
  ::)

Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Action Batch on August 20, 2008, 08:31:08 PM
Any whoooo.

Tom Servo (many episodes)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 20, 2008, 08:43:27 PM
"'Anchovies'... He said 'anchovies'."   -**.   #101(tCE)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on August 20, 2008, 09:41:04 PM
"Everyone else knows you're dead, except apparently you."  Vincent Price, Comedy of Terrors

 OKAY. TIME OUT. DELAY OF GAME.

  Are you subtly threatening me with that statement Keroppi20?

 
  ::)



   :o

   
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on August 20, 2008, 09:42:32 PM
  "Hey now! This is exciting, isn't it?"- Hank Kingsley, The Larry Sanders Show
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 21, 2008, 06:54:53 AM
"All the fats are numbing my emotions."   -Tom Servo (as Judy).   #610(tVY)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 21, 2008, 02:36:08 PM
"You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I'm gonna punch you square in the face!"  - Will Ferrell (Stepbrothers)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Tripe on August 22, 2008, 06:29:17 PM
The must and there shall be booze! - Withnail
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on August 22, 2008, 06:34:31 PM
"She will be converted, damn her!"- Diana

"We have sharpshooters in the hills, cut you guys down to wallet-size."- Ham Tyler,V: The Final Battle


Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: anais.jude on August 22, 2008, 08:17:53 PM
"Illusions, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money....or candy"    --Gob Bluth
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Action Batch on August 22, 2008, 09:19:11 PM
Oh god, please help. There's someone in my kitchen. I think he's trying to kill me.

Dinah
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: anais.jude on August 23, 2008, 06:08:04 AM
Michael: I really think the reason you and I always fight is that, since we were little, Dad's always played us off each other.
Gob: Dad always said that was your fault.
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 25, 2008, 11:45:44 AM
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes..."

"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way around..."

~Frank Drebin
Naked Gun 331/3: The Final Insult
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 25, 2008, 11:59:57 AM
No, Brendon, you're supposed to be resting, the doctor said it was psychosomatic. Or stress related. Or... menopausal. Something. I wasn't paying attention.

- Paula Small, Home Movies
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 26, 2008, 11:48:04 AM
"Can't ride home on a bowl o' goat! I've always said that."

~Ron White
Drunk In Public
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on August 26, 2008, 07:54:38 PM
    Apu: (GASP) Elton John!
    Elton: That's my name. Well, not really...

- The Simpsons "I'm with Cupid"
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on August 28, 2008, 11:41:30 PM
  "And I'm Earl Camembert"- Earl Camembert, SCTV
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: anais.jude on August 29, 2008, 05:57:39 AM
Ya Hoser! -Strange Brew
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 29, 2008, 10:57:25 AM
"You are a sad, strange little wagon, and you have my pity. Farewell!"

~Buzz Lightyear car
Cars
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Action Batch on August 29, 2008, 09:44:25 PM
And as the years go by,
our friendship will never die.
You're gonna see it's our destiny
boy, you've got a friend in me.

- Randy Newman
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Tripe on August 30, 2008, 05:19:16 AM
Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down the road and back again
Your heart is true your a pal and a confidant.

And if you through a party
Invited everyone you ever knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say thank you for being a friend.

- Andrew Gold, Thank You for Being a Friend
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 30, 2008, 08:12:51 AM
"Almost all of the monsters had their haircuts done that way back then."   -Joel.   #312(GvG)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 01, 2008, 07:54:58 AM
"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."

Albert Einstein
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 01, 2008, 02:14:03 PM
"A horticulturalist told me you're the original hybridizer." "Nobody calls me that and lives!"   -Pat/Tom Servo (as Dr. Lorenz).   #105(tCV)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 01, 2008, 06:35:50 PM
Donny: Phone's ringing, Dude.
The Dude: Thank you, Donny.

- The Big Lebowski
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: OTC316 on September 01, 2008, 08:02:01 PM

When some wild eyed, eight foot tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if you paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have you paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 01, 2008, 08:31:37 PM
James T. Kirk: I... have had... enough of....YOU!

-Star Trek III:  The Search for Spock
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: BBQ Platypus on September 01, 2008, 08:59:20 PM
I feel I'm being followed,
My head is empty
Yet every word I say turns out a sentence.
Statements to a stranger
Just asking for directions
Turn from being help to being questions.

- "Is It In My Head?" by the Who
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 01, 2008, 10:33:38 PM
"All I know is that in this outfit I feel like a total femme.  And you know what?  I don't have a problem with it!"   -Tom Servo.   #508(OD007)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 02, 2008, 08:55:19 AM
"Oh dear, he should NOT frolic..."

Mike Nelson
The Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 02, 2008, 02:32:49 PM
"Sure, ninety percent of science fiction is crap. That's because ninety percent of everything is crap."

- Theodore Sturgeon
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 02, 2008, 02:43:27 PM
Um... is that from something, or is that something you said?
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 02, 2008, 02:46:48 PM
And you lean in and whisper something sexy in my ear like "I might go to bed, I've got work in the morning."

I know what you're trying to say girl. You're trying to say "Ohh yeah... it's business time! It's business time!!"

~ Jemain Clement
Flight of the Conchords
"Business Time"

Um... is that from something, or is that something you said?
That's from Flight of the Conchords.

Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 02, 2008, 02:53:59 PM
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.

Seriously, you can't just take credit for other people's work.  That's called plagiarism mister!
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 03, 2008, 11:09:30 AM
Mister Hammond, after careful consideration, I have decided...
...not to endorse your park!

~ Alan Grant
Jurassic Park
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 03, 2008, 12:16:51 PM
Oh, shit!

~ Data
Star Trek: Generations
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 03, 2008, 04:06:46 PM
"And here come the freaks now, look at 'em..."   -Crow.   #422(tDtEF)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 04, 2008, 08:18:38 AM
"Ohh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix!"

~Comic Book Guy
The Simpsons
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 04, 2008, 08:39:11 AM
"Shhhhhhhh!  I'm about to defy you..."  - Bugs Bunny
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 04, 2008, 07:37:21 PM
"The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there."

- Leslie Poles Hartley
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 05, 2008, 08:09:51 AM
"And make sure that Dr. Takebana doesn't commit suicide." "Phht.  Yeah, he's always pulling that."   -**.   #314(MJ)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 05, 2008, 11:54:48 AM
WAIT!! DON'T OPEN THAT!! IT'S AN ALIEN PLANET!! IS THERE AIR??? YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

~ Guy
Galaxy Quest
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 05, 2008, 06:56:01 PM
Chris Kelvin: Can you tell me what's happening here?
Snow: I could tell you what's happening, but I don't know if it would really tell you what's happening.

- Solaris
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: anais.jude on September 06, 2008, 07:56:27 PM
boobies are magic  --a wise man
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 08, 2008, 12:22:05 PM
Yatta!!

~Hiro
Heroes
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 08, 2008, 02:52:15 PM
Please don't smell me Michael.  - Jan

- The Office (US)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: therul on September 08, 2008, 04:48:15 PM
Noone liketh a thort thower of thit.  Igor - The Fifth Elephant - Terry Prattchett.  (no I am not a one trick pony, but that comes to mind so readily)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 08, 2008, 05:41:42 PM
Where's my wallet? - Dwight
Oh, there it is, j1.  - Jim

- The Office (US)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 08, 2008, 06:44:39 PM
"Next up: handsome, mustachioed man reads the news in pleasing baritone. Stay tuned for this... annnnd more....."

~Tom Tucker
Family Guy
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 16, 2008, 07:03:58 PM
"Ziggy had Garfield neutered?!  Now *that's* funny!"   -Joel.   #424(M:tHoF)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: therul on September 17, 2008, 07:18:09 AM
To dangerous to keep
to evil to ignore
Reptile - Church
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 17, 2008, 12:30:39 PM
"Krakatoa: East of Java." "Fentonville: East of Muncie."   -Tom Servo/Crow.   #108(SP)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Trumpysgirl on September 17, 2008, 03:11:38 PM
"Can't sleep, clown'll eat me." - The Simpsons
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Courtney on September 17, 2008, 06:04:06 PM
"This is Precious Roy, and why can't I play with the mannequins?... Who made chilli?  SUCKERS!" - Sifl & Olly
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 17, 2008, 07:49:27 PM
"Cheating is bad.  Richard Basehart is good."   -Gypsy.   #515(WWWoBW). (Also attributed to Crow. :)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 17, 2008, 10:01:33 PM
Have you ever been with a warrior woman?

~Wash
Firefly
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: therul on September 18, 2008, 07:25:20 AM
"Look, it's not that difficult, Tab A goes into Slot B" - One of My High School health teachers (went to 4 high schools).  But he was not that intelligent, so I wonder where he got that from.
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Trumpysgirl on September 18, 2008, 08:15:49 AM
"But we have flamethrowers. And what this indicates to me, it means that at some point, some person said to himself, "Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I'm way to far away to get the job done." - George Carlin
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 18, 2008, 12:01:19 PM
"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong." - George Carlin
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 19, 2008, 12:13:24 PM
I'm a killer. I'm a murdering bastard, and you know that. And there are... consequences... to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.

~Bill
Kill Bill Vol. 2
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 20, 2008, 06:23:37 PM
"People, please! We are all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring!"

- "Diamond" Joe Quimby
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 20, 2008, 09:45:54 PM
"The difficult thing about being a mass murderer isn't the murdering part, it's the mass part."

- Dave Foley
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 23, 2008, 01:29:19 PM
"Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."

- Jim Halpert (The Office)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: LBeria on September 23, 2008, 06:59:06 PM
"Heated things are hot." -- my 8th grade science teacher (had it on a HUGE sign in the back of the room)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Tripe on September 24, 2008, 05:28:44 AM
"Hot is clean" a poster hung above the washing up sink in the Home Ec room of my school.
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 25, 2008, 10:40:32 AM
    Quickstrike: So, what's a warrior without weapons, eh?
    Dinobot: A warrior STILL!!!

-Transformers: Beast Wars
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 26, 2008, 07:46:49 PM
Well, I thought it was funny.

- Stephen Colbert's 6 word autobiography
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 27, 2008, 04:13:50 AM
Sex? Yes please!

~Austin
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 27, 2008, 04:25:28 AM
"Bomb, bomb, bomb....bomb, bomb Iran."  - Senator John McCain
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 27, 2008, 06:48:58 PM
"I kept the faith and I kept voting
Not for the iron fist but for the helping hand
For theirs is a land with a wall around it
And mine is a faith in my fellow man
Theirs is a land of hope and glory
Mine is the green field and the factory floor
Theirs are the skies all dark with bombers
And mine is the peace we knew
Between the wars"

- Billy Bragg, "Between the Wars"
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 27, 2008, 07:23:23 PM
"Once I found a perpetual motion machine just lying in the trashcan. Of course, by then it had stopped moving."

-Gadget

Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 28, 2008, 10:07:20 AM
"You know what I haven't seen in a while? Big League Chew."

~ Peter Griffin
Family Guy
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: therul on September 29, 2008, 08:32:15 AM
When I have something important to say, I will tell you.  - Greenspan
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 29, 2008, 11:44:29 AM
Mister Langford ... my family's extremely generous support for generations, and the very year it becomes public knowledge that I'm a mutant, I am for the first time left off the guest list. Tell me, dear Walter, would you like to spend the rest of your life obsessed with the works of Leroy Neiman? I mean, sexually?

- Emma Frost, Astonishing X-Men
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 29, 2008, 05:43:46 PM
"An individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law."

-Martin Luther King, Jr.
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: therul on September 30, 2008, 09:26:39 AM
Laws are there to make you think before you break them.  Sam Vimes. 
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 02, 2008, 05:19:05 PM
Hulk SLASH!

-Sword Wielding Hulk, Incredible Hulk #92
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: BBQ Platypus on October 11, 2008, 09:12:51 AM
Here by the sea and sand
Nothing ever goes as planned,
I just couldn't face going home
It was just a drag on my own.
They finally threw me out
My mom got drunk on stout,
My dad couldn't stand on two feet,
As he lectured about morality.
Now I guess the family's complete,
With me hanging round on the street
Or here on the beach.

The girl I love
Is a perfect dresser,
Wears every fashion
Gets it to the tee.
Heavens above,
I got to match her
She knows just how
She wants her man to be
Leave it to me.

My jacket's gonna be cut slim and checked
Maybe a touch of seersucker with an open neck
I ride a G.S. scooter with my hair cut neat
I wear my wartime coat in the wind and sleet.

I see her dance
Across the ballroom
UV light making starshine
Of her smile.
I am the face,
She has to know me,
I'm dressed up better than anyone
Within a mile.

So how come the other tickets look much better?
Without a penny to spend they dress to the letter.
How come the girls come on oh so cool
Yet when you meet 'em, every one's a fool?

Come sleep on the beach
Keep within my reach
I just want to die with you near
I'm feeling so high with you here.
I'm wet and I'm cold
But thank God I ain't old
Why didn't I ever say what I mean?
I should have split home at fifteen.
There's a story that the grass is so green,
What did I see?
Where have I been?

Nothing is planned, by the sea and the sand

- "Sea and Sand," from Quadrophenia
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 11, 2008, 09:18:25 PM
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Steve Martin
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: BBQ Platypus on October 12, 2008, 06:58:27 PM
"They even had a hit record, meanwhile Krustophenia sits on the shelf!"
- Krusty the Clown, from "Behind the Laughter"

(http://wattayaknow.com/scooterrats/images/KrustopheniaCover.gif)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: BBQ Platypus on October 13, 2008, 05:00:08 PM
"My karma tells me...you've been screwed again!"

Guess where that quote comes from.  No, go on, guess.  Here's a hint:  I'm on a bit of a "theme" here.
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on October 14, 2008, 09:34:54 AM
"My karma tells me...you've been screwed again!"

Guess where that quote comes from.  No, go on, guess.  Here's a hint:  I'm on a bit of a "theme" here.
"I Am the Sea"


“The fishermen know that the sea is dangerous and the storm terrible, but they have never found these dangers sufficient reason for remaining ashore”

     - Vincent Van Gogh
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 14, 2008, 06:49:39 PM
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

- Thomas Edison
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: BBQ Platypus on October 15, 2008, 06:14:30 AM
"My karma tells me...you've been screwed again!"

Guess where that quote comes from.  No, go on, guess.  Here's a hint:  I'm on a bit of a "theme" here.
"I Am the Sea"

"The Dirty Jobs," actually.  And it was kind of a rhetorical question.
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: BBQ Platypus on October 17, 2008, 01:52:54 PM
"The day I have to ice my balls to get stronger, is the day I am strong enough."

- My brother Andy, upon being told that icing one's testicles after working out can boost testosterone levels
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on October 17, 2008, 02:00:50 PM
“I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do.”

    - Selma Hayek
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: BBQ Platypus on October 19, 2008, 10:47:59 PM
"A preacher out there warned me about Satan
Well, it could be that he knows him
'Cuz he acts like he's possessed
I said 'Hey man let's hear about God realization
For a change'
He said 'We ain't got time for that
You must hear the evils of fornication'"

- George Harrison, "Horse to the Water"
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Hebs on October 20, 2008, 11:05:45 AM
"Man.. you know what sucks about fog?   *sigh*... the ghost pirates"


- Andy while driving through New England ocean fog
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Trumpysgirl on October 20, 2008, 12:38:47 PM
"You know Metallica sold out in like, fifteen minutes."
"Yeah, totally."
Pause pause...
"Oh! You mean in concert?""
"Yeah."

- bash.org  ;D
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: BBQ Platypus on October 21, 2008, 11:49:19 PM
I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.

- Theodore Roosevelt, after being shot in the fucking chest.  He went on to finish the entire goddamn speech anyway.
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on October 23, 2008, 12:58:28 PM
"Kill my boss?? Do I dare live out the American Dream?"

~ Homer Simpson
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on October 24, 2008, 09:57:40 AM
 “No man goes before his time.....unless the boss leaves early.”

         - Groucho Marx
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: BBQ Platypus on November 04, 2008, 10:29:13 PM
"I have learned the difference between a cactus and a caucus. On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside."

- Morris Udall
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: LBeria on November 05, 2008, 05:28:43 AM
"Let's face it...Congress is just a place where we send mediocre (men) to be Earl Scheibed into looking kinda vaguely consequential, and politics is just another BS world where 'my esteemed colleague' means 'this prick over here'."

-- Dennis Miller
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 06, 2008, 05:05:05 AM
"Technology scares me. I was reminded of this when my son and I played a Nintendo 64 game of a father and son playing catch."

~ Dennis Miller
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: OmegaR! on November 09, 2008, 04:10:49 PM
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by"

- Douglas Adams
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: BBQ Platypus on November 09, 2008, 07:15:28 PM
"Well, all you had to do was write down a number. And you wrote...threeve.  A combination of three and five.  Simply stunning. And you wagered...Texas with a dollar sign in front of it. I'm speechless."

- Will Ferrell (as Alex Trebek), "Celebrity Jeopardy"
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on November 10, 2008, 04:53:54 AM
"Yeah, I'll take, uh, 'ape tit' for two hundred."

~ Norm MacDonald (as Burt Reynolds), "Celebrity Jeopardy"
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: LBeria on November 10, 2008, 08:22:53 AM
"Damm you and your daily doubles you brigand!  One day it'll be my turn, Trebek!"

-- Darrell Hammond (as Sean Connery), "Celebrity Jeopardy"
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: anais.jude on November 10, 2008, 08:30:44 AM
To go with the celebrity Jeopardy jokes
"I'll take The Rapists"


and my actual quote

"All roads lead to the Golden Day" --Ralph Ellison "Invisible Man"
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: anais.jude on November 10, 2008, 10:34:15 AM
I don't give a pigeon's taint  --"John McCain" Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 11, 2008, 12:40:21 PM
I lost...my friends.  Ooooh,  because I'm not Obama .... Obama's Superman.  He can choose when he sleeps and pees.  He can control it, ooooh!  My friends.

- John McCain (as imagined by Robert Smigel) on Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: BBQ Platypus on November 11, 2008, 02:56:13 PM
"I can't remember before '49,
But I know...'48 was there,
My ears let in what I should speak out,
Hmmm, there's something in the air."

- The Who, "Too Much of Anything"
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 25, 2008, 07:26:29 PM
Creepy Old Man: "You Some Kinda Faggot?"

John Constintine: "No, why?"

Creepy Old Man: "Cause I am!"  *flashes creepy toothless grin*
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: ImOscardotcom on November 28, 2008, 10:51:37 AM
"It's easy to just sit there and want money. I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. You just sit there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money."

  -Jack Handey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Handey)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 29, 2008, 07:48:49 PM
"Do you mind?! I am just trying to have a quiet meal with my secret other family!"

- Diamond Joe Quimby
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 07, 2008, 09:01:43 AM
"Quiet, Er. I'm transmitting rage."

~ Ignignokt
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: TeamRAD on December 07, 2008, 07:28:56 PM

"I don't read the script. The script reads me."

- Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder


Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 07, 2008, 07:58:53 PM
"The enrichment center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it."

- GLaDOS
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on December 07, 2008, 09:58:46 PM
 "Clear your minds. It knows what scares you. It has from the very beginning. Don't give it any help, it knows too much already. Now, open the door."- Tangina, Poltergeist
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 13, 2008, 09:21:52 PM
    Operator: Hotline.
    Andy: Hi, yes, I'm calling because it's more than four hours and your ad said to call if it's been more than four hours.
    Operator: How much of the medicine have you taken, sir?
    Andy: I haven't taken any, but your ad said that if you've had an erection for more than four hours, you call.
    Operator: You're only supposed to call if you've taken the medicine.
    Andy: Okay. I'm sorry. I must not have heard that part.
    Operator: Yes. If you haven't taken the medicine, you don't call.
    Andy: Right. I'm sorry. Right. So, there's nothing you can do? I just don't wanna--
    Operator: There's nothing I can do. I'm in Bombay, India.
    Andy: Okay. No, not you personally. I just don't want--I just don't want to have an erection anymore.
    Operator: You know, you could have sex.
    Andy: Okay. Yup.
    Operator: That's one thing people do when they have an erection.
    Andy: Yeah, that's not an option. I don't have sex.
    Operator: Okay, well, then you can masturbate.
    Andy: I'd rather not masturbate.
    Operator: If you'd like the erection to go away, you can light a match, blow out the flame and put the hot ember on your wrist. And that will focus the brain elsewhere, and you will lose your erection.
    Andy: Really? That'd work?
    Operator: Take your finger and flick your testicle, and if you do that till it hurts, your erection will go away.
    Andy: Okay, all right. It sounds unpleasant and it is.
    Operator: It is a trick we use in India.
    Andy: Okay, those are all good pieces of advice. I really appreciate it.
    Operator: We appreciate your business--oh, no. We didn't get your business!
    Andy: No, not this time. I guess I didn't need you this time. Thank you.

- The 40 Year Old Virgin
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: BBQ Platypus on December 15, 2008, 09:33:39 PM
"Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur."  ("Anything said in Latin sounds profound").

- Unknown
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Trumpysgirl on December 17, 2008, 06:18:28 PM
Men seldom make passes

At girls who wear glasses.

- Dorothy Parker
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on December 21, 2008, 07:35:38 PM
  "Only in America!"- Don King
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: LucasM on December 21, 2008, 08:46:08 PM
Sign in an auto repair shop on a bit of expensive machinery:

"Achtung!  Das machine is nicht fur gerfingerpoken und mittengrabben.  Is easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen, und poppencorken mit spitzensparken.  Is nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen.  Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets.  Relaxe und watch das blinkenlights."
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: LucasM on December 21, 2008, 08:50:24 PM
"I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals;
I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants."
                                            - A. Whitney Brown
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 27, 2008, 07:55:54 PM
(Electro is threatened by Captain America a la 24)
Cap: We'll start with your wife
(Electro's wife is shot over a closed circuit tv)
Electro's Wife: My only regret is that I married Electroooo--
Electro: Two things: First off, that wasn't my wife.  That was my ex-wife.  Second, that was AWESOME!  You saved me like thirty grand in alimony.  The guy you need to talk to is Kraven, he's a commie.  And d'ya think I can get a copy of that tape?

Twisted Toyfare Theatre "Twenty twenty 24 hours to go"
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 28, 2008, 09:15:30 PM
"Let me get this straight... You're telling me that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands? And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck."

~ Lucius Fox
The Dark Knight
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on December 30, 2008, 06:26:37 PM
"To give that much joy to so many people and to have such a laugh doing it feels like an embarrassment of riches."

~ Jason Isaacs
Interview with Ain't It Cool News.com's Capone
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: iv3rdawG on December 30, 2008, 06:30:30 PM
Girl: "Do you believe in God? Why or why not?"
Kevin Smith: "Yes I believe in God. Why, because I have a career. "
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on January 06, 2009, 09:18:34 PM
  "Dan Quayle? Still gaining acceptance."- Dana Carvey as Mr. Bush Sr., SNL circa early 90s
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Trumpysgirl on January 12, 2009, 09:47:46 AM
"And don't get me wrong, I believe in a higher power....I survived three years on the Fox network, there is a God."

- Christopher Titus
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on January 24, 2009, 12:40:18 AM
  "I've never seen a turtle...  but I understand what you mean."- Leon, Blade Runner
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: BBQ Platypus on January 25, 2009, 09:02:49 AM
"“Intruder alert!  Alert cancelled.  Intruder alert!  Alert cancelled.  Intruder alert!  Intruder cancelled.  All intruders, please report to the detention center."

- Nod computer after being sabotaged, Command & Conquer: Renegade
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: BBQ Platypus on February 01, 2009, 09:49:08 AM
“Okay, so here goes. Long ago in the future, in the galaxy of Witzbilb, near Terraxstein--”

“Long ago in the future?”

“Who’s telling this story? Be quiet and pay attention.”

“Sorry.”

“Long ago in the future, in the galaxy of Witzbilb, near Terraxstein, a planet with five moons, on a little planetoid no bigger than a gob of spit in this vast and expanding universe, there was a moment.”

“A moment?”

“That’s right.”

“This story is about a moment?”

“Absotivlutely.”

“A moment, like a moment in time, right?”

“Right. Now to continue, this was a happy little moment that had never done anybody the least harm. This moment, whose name was Dennis, played with the other little moments, romping and gamboling with never a care in the world. Little Dennis never suspected that he would become a moment in history -- of course he already had, because this is a story of the future told in the tense of the past.”

“Would you mind if I went to sleep now?”

“This isn’t holding your interest, is it?”

-- from Borgel, by Daniel Pinkwater
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: LucasM on February 01, 2009, 08:42:27 PM
In Germany they came first for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist.  Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasnn't a Jew.  Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist.  Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant.  Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up.
                     - Martin Niemoeller
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: therul on February 10, 2009, 10:03:36 AM
"Patriotism is supporting your country all of the time, and your government when it deserves it." - Samuel Clemens
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: BBQ Platypus on February 11, 2009, 04:07:23 PM
Quote
hm, yagrum bagarn

* lives in basement
* is fat, strokes neckbeard, has to use motorized wheelchair
* hangs out with rejects
* best friend is a wizard of the coast
* has a lot of theories about dwarves
* will never reproduce

think he's a Goon????

- From a Something Awful thread about Morrowind
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on February 11, 2009, 11:39:50 PM
"There is no instance of a nation benefiting from prolonged warfare."- Sun Tzu
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on February 21, 2009, 09:41:46 PM
Kirk: Khan, you bloodsucker. You're going to have to do your own dirty work now! Do you hear me? Do you?
Khan: Kirk? You're still alive, my old friend?
Kirk: Still, "old friend!" You've managed to kill everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target!
Khan: Perhaps I no longer need to try, Admiral.
[beams the Genesis device away]
Kirk: Khan... Khan, you've got Genesis, but you don't have me. You were going to kill me, Khan. You're going to have to come down here. You're going to have to come down here!
Khan: I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet... buried alive! Buried alive...!
Kirk: KHAAANNNN!
[echo]
Kirk: KHAAANNNN!

Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on February 22, 2009, 10:08:01 AM
 "You will each receive an identity disc. Everything you do or learn, will be imprinted on this disc. If you lose your disc or fail to follow commands, you will be subject to immediate derezolution. That will be all."- Sark, Tron
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: LBeria on February 22, 2009, 12:30:54 PM
"Don't worry.  If I don't see one, I won't buy it."

-- My husband trying to reassure me that he wouldn't spend too much money on a DVD boxed set he wanted
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: SJP on February 22, 2009, 12:35:27 PM
"Mok?  Don't let him get us!  He put a heck on me!"

"Hex, Stretch.  Hex."

"Oooh.  Two of 'em.  That's even worse!"

Dizzy & Stretch, Rock & Rule
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: AmazingThor on February 27, 2009, 06:53:49 AM
Murray: "Quincy Jones. He's produced a lot of albums."
Bret: "Michael Jackson's Off the Wall."
Murray. "I'll say. He's off the planet. Isn't he going to freeze himself, now?"
- Flight of the Conchords.
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: BBQ Platypus on February 28, 2009, 06:12:18 PM
"And so you see that I'm completely crazy
I even shun the south of France
The people on the hill, they say I'm lazy
But when they sleep, I sing and dance"

- "Blue, Red, and Grey" by the Who (as sung by Pete Townshend)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on September 19, 2009, 08:22:28 PM
"Goddamn it, that's not all!
Because if those things get down here, then that will be all!
Then all this!  [Holds up papers]
This bullshit that you think is so important!  [Throws papers]
You can just kiss all that goodbye!" -Ellen Ripley, Aliens
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on September 20, 2009, 05:20:02 PM
"Big Johnny Brain Jones Peach Bit Bill Boon Crocket
Walked through the west with a peach pit in his pocket
Oh he stood as high as the ankle of a bear
And he planted those peach pits everywhere
Yes he planted them til his arm ached in its socket"

---Pinky and the Brain, episode "A Legendary Tail"
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 21, 2009, 08:10:15 PM
Dorothy Spinner: What'll I do, Danny?
Danny the Street: "I wish I knew Dorothy dear.  Sometimes you just have to throw your lallies in the air and admit defeat.  That's not the way we do things around here mind you."

- Doom Patrol #60
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on October 02, 2009, 02:24:53 PM
Entirely from memory:

"So you sacked the cocky khaki kicky sack sock plucker?"
"The second cocky khaki kicky saock sock plucker I sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick"

----Pinky and the Brain episode "You Said a Mouseful"
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on October 07, 2009, 07:24:25 PM
Superman: Bizarro? Come on out and show yourself!  I want an explanation for this!
Bizarro: Ha! That easy! It am part of genius Bizarro self-improvement plan!
Superman: Bizarro--?
Bizarro:  See, me suddenly realize that me am not perfect imperfect duplicate!  Maybe me not trying hard enough. Example: When your planet Krypton blow up by accident, you am coming to Earth as baby, so me decide to blow up the whole Bizarro world on purpose and come to Earth as adult!
Superman: The Bizarro world?  Blown up?!
Bizarro: Th-that right! HA HA! Pretty imperfect ,huh?
Superman: Bizarro... what's happened to you?  I can't believe you've really destroyed your homeworld!
Bizarro: Ha! That am only beginning! Next, me realize that Superman never kill, so me kill lots of people!  Them very greatful!  Scream with happiness!
Superman: Killed people? Oh, merciful Rao...
Bizarro: ...But then me finally understand what me need to be perfect imperfect duplicate: It am blue kryptonite meteor that me carry in lead case for good luck!  See... you am alive Superman... and if me am perfect imperfect duplicate, then me have to be... h-have to be...
Superman: Bizarro!
Bizarro: Uh... everything, him go dark... Hello, Superman. Hello.

- "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow"
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: LucasM on October 08, 2009, 02:07:55 AM
Pinky & the Brain episode [don't remember which one]:

Getting into a plane that they are about to fly...

Pinky:  Are we going to push it to the edge of the envelope?

Brain:  No, Pinky.  We may, however, reach the sticky part!
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on November 19, 2009, 11:31:45 PM
"No Kirk. The game's not over." -Khan, Star Trek II:The Wrath of Khan
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 24, 2009, 06:23:57 PM
(on being bald)

Jill: David, I accept you, but I don't accept the choice that you've made.
David: It wasn't a choice.  God made me this way.
Jill: Then I reject God.

-Mr. Show
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: AmazingThor on November 25, 2009, 09:50:35 AM
"Going on a year now I ain't had nothing twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!" Kaylee, Serenity
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Tripe on November 26, 2009, 06:07:45 AM
Camp Children:Eat us!
Hey, its Thanksgiving Day!
Eat us, we make a nice buffet!
We lost the race with Farmer Ed, eat us 'cause we're good and dead.
White man or red man from east, north or south,
Chop off our legs, and put 'em in your mouth!
Turkey:Eat me!
Camp Children:Sautéed or barbecued!
Turkey:Eat me!
Camp Children:We once were pets but now we're food!
We won't stay fresh for very long!
So eat us before we finish this song!
Eat us before we finish this song!

- Camp Chippewa Thanksgiving Play opening number.
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on November 27, 2009, 12:41:48 PM
The man who said "I'd rather be lucky than good" saw deeply into life. People are afraid to face how great a part of life is dependent on luck. It's scary to think so much is out of one's control. There are moments in a match when the ball hits the top of the net, and for a split second, it can either go forward or fall back. With a little luck, it goes forward, and you win. Or maybe it doesn't, and you lose.
- Chris Wilton, Match Point
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on December 13, 2009, 09:40:27 PM
"Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking. Is he okay?"- T-800 impersonating John Connor, T2:Judgment Day
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 16, 2009, 07:03:29 PM
"Oh, and the glory, don't forget that. There's a life-size bronze statue of you standing out there somewhere. It's probably turned green by now; nobody can read the nameplate. But never let it be said that we forget our heroes."

-Captain Taylor, Planet of the Apes
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on December 17, 2009, 10:07:11 AM
"If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas?"
Don Meredith
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on December 31, 2009, 09:34:25 PM
 "What I see is unreal
 I've written my own part
 Eat of the apple, so young
 I'm crawling back to start" - Alice in Chains, Rotten Apple
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 09, 2010, 05:46:17 PM
"You're not the Devil... You're practice."

-Batman, Batman Begins
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on January 11, 2010, 12:06:56 PM
"Get it?"
"Got it"
"Good"

---The Court Jester
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on January 14, 2010, 11:39:52 PM
 "I've watched you change. (It's like you never had wings)" - Deftones, change (in the house of flies)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 17, 2010, 10:48:06 AM
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."

- Steven Wright
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Darth Geek on January 17, 2010, 12:26:55 PM
"I have to save you Bella. Fuck out the way!" - Spoony   http://spoonyexperiment.com/2009/11/22/vlog-11-22-09-new-moon/ (http://spoonyexperiment.com/2009/11/22/vlog-11-22-09-new-moon/)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on January 20, 2010, 05:48:30 PM
    Caiera: You've lost the stone man and your Shadow. Your strength and strategy. You lead an army of angry children.
    Hulk: Angry's worked pretty good for me so far.

Planet Huk
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Sharktopus on January 21, 2010, 06:39:13 AM
"/You're making me... hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry./"

- The Incredible Hulk (2009)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on January 23, 2010, 03:10:48 AM
 "This is the song, written for the train chase
  This is the chase, Rocky and Ken
  He tried to kill me with a forklift!
  Ole!"- MST3K:Fugitive Alien
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on January 26, 2010, 06:36:08 AM
"My friend has a trophy wife. Apparently it wasn't first place."

~ Steven Wright
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on January 29, 2010, 04:24:11 PM
 "Wow, they're raising a race of Becks."- Mike, MST3K: Parts The Clonus Horror
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 03, 2010, 03:16:57 PM
"I may not be a great actress but I've become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack, and die a little."

-Candice Bergen
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Sharktopus on February 04, 2010, 11:26:14 PM
"I may not be a great actress but I've become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack, and die a little."

-Candice Bergen

 :scared:
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: D.B. Barnes on February 04, 2010, 11:35:50 PM
"I may not be a great actress but I've become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack, and die a little."

-Candice Bergen

 :scared:

Typical expression when anybody discovers a copy of Murphy Brown's Illustrated Guide to Pleasing Your Man buried under an enormous pile of throw pillows.
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Darth Geek on February 05, 2010, 09:17:58 AM
"Whiteout is the absolute worst remake of The Thing I've ever seen." - The Foywonder, DreadCentral.com (http://www.dreadcentral.com/reviews/whiteout-blu-raydvd)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on February 07, 2010, 10:33:59 PM
 "Questions! Questions! Questions! I need answers! Answers! Answers!"- Joel, MST3K:Daddy-O
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 15, 2010, 05:43:56 PM
"They say that when you kill a man you not only take away what he was, but all he will ever be."
- Batman, Batman: Hush
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on February 15, 2010, 11:15:10 PM
 "Go for it..."- Escalante, Stand and Deliver

 Don't repeat yourself on my account.  ;)
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: THE QUEEN!!! on February 17, 2010, 02:49:13 PM
"Wear a Tiny Hat under your regular sized hat--it's your little secret!"  --Tim & Eric's Awesome Show ("Dolls")
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on February 19, 2010, 05:07:15 PM
 "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose."- Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on February 22, 2010, 05:45:36 AM
"I don't know what car wash you worked before you came here that let you stroll in twenty minutes late, but it wasn't owned by me and I own a fuckin' car wash."

~ Larry Gomez,
   Kill Bill Volume 2
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on February 24, 2010, 04:02:12 PM
 "I've seen angels fall from blinding heights
  But you yourself are nothing so divine
  Just next in line

 Arm yourself because no one else here will save you
 The odds will betray you
 And I will replace you
 Can't deny the prize, it may never fulfill you
 It longs to kill you
 Are you willing to die?"- Chris Cornell, You Know My Name
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on February 25, 2010, 05:33:11 PM
 "My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls."

- Batman: Harley Quinn
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on February 26, 2010, 09:21:37 PM
 "Jim, that means you're condemning this whole planet to a war that may never end.
  It could go on for year after year, massacre after massacre..."- Bones

 "All right, Doctor!"- Kirk


 "A hundred... serpents. Serpents, for the Garden of Eden."- Kirk, Star Trek: A Private Little War
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 10, 2010, 08:07:10 PM
    [Malone is interviewing George Stone about becoming a member of Ness' group]
    Malone: [giving him a piercing look] Where are you from, Stone?
    Stone: [smiling] From the South Side.
    Malone: "Stone?" [mockingly] "George Stone?" That's your name? What's your real name?
    Stone: [smiling again] That is my real name.
    Malone: Nah, what was it before you changed it?
    Stone: [his smile fading] Giuseppe Petri.
    Malone: [To Ness] Geez, I knew it! That's all you need - one thievin' wop on the team!
    [Stone looks offended and taps Malone on the back to get his attention]
    Stone: What's that you say?
    Malone: [Poking him with his clipboard] I said that you're a lyin' member of a no good race.
    [Stone angrily slams Malone's clipboard out of his hand, whips a revolver out and puts it to Malone's neck as he draws a baton]
    Stone: [coldly] It's much better than you, you stinkin' Irish pig!
    Malone: Oh, I like him.

- The Untouchables
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: RobtheBarbarian on March 11, 2010, 10:18:57 PM
[talking about a bad movie]
"It's the kind of nightmare that kills you. It's... it's like sleep apnea."

The Cinema Snob
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on March 14, 2010, 09:19:55 PM
 "We are of peace. Always."-Anna, V
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: D.B. Barnes on March 14, 2010, 09:43:49 PM
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/mst3k/images/thumb/4/4c/ItConqueredTheWorldSpeech.jpg/250px-ItConqueredTheWorldSpeech.jpg)

"He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature... and because of it, the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. And when men seek such perfection... they find only death... fire... loss... disillusionment... the end of everything that's gone forward. Men have always sought an end to the toil and misery, but it can't be given, it has to be achieved. There is hope, but it has to come from inside, from Man himself."

-The Late Great Peter Graves as Dr. Paul Nelson
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: LucasM on March 15, 2010, 02:27:30 AM
I certainly hope they do a Biography of that guy.
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 15, 2010, 07:58:20 AM
"I do not claim any ability to read God's mind. I am sure of only one thing. When we look at the glory of stars and galaxies in the sky and the glory of forests and flowers in the living world around us, it is evident that God loves diversity. Perhaps the universe is constructed according to a principle of maximum diversity."

- Freeman Dyson
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Captain Joe on March 15, 2010, 06:24:21 PM
 "A strange game. The only winning move
 is not to play.


 How about a good game of chess?"- Joshua/WOPR, Wargames
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 15, 2010, 07:57:13 PM
In the future everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes.

- Andy Worhol
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Darth Geek on March 15, 2010, 08:10:00 PM
"We look like bad guys. Incompetent bad guys!" - Frozone, The Incredibles
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 16, 2010, 08:29:09 AM
"I don't want to hear about their coverage, Bob! Don't tell me about their coverage!! Tell me how you're keeping Insuracare in the black!! Tell me how that's possible, with you writing checks to every Harry Hard Luck and Sally Sob Story THAT GIVES YOU A PHONE CALL!!"

Mr. Hupf
The Incredibles
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: LBeria on March 16, 2010, 11:08:31 AM
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines the Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as 'a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.'  ....It is notable that a future edition of The Encyclopedia Galactica fell through a wormhole in time, and its entry for the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is 'a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came.'" -- H2G2
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 17, 2010, 07:11:12 AM
"There is no heresy or no philosophy which is so abhorrent to the church as a human being."

- James Joyce
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on March 17, 2010, 09:13:15 AM
"Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"

~ Captain Oveur
Airplane!
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Tripe on March 17, 2010, 10:18:20 AM
A hungry feeling
Came o'er me stealing
And the mice were squealing
In my prison cell
And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

Oh! To start the morning
The warden bawling
"Get up out of bed, you! And clean out your cell!"
And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

Oh! the screw was peeping
And the lag was sleeping
As he lay weeping
For his girl Sal
And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

On a fine Spring evening
The lag lay dreaming
And the sea-gulls were wheeling
High above the wall
And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

Oh! the wind was sighing
And the day was dying
As the lag lay crying
In his prison cell
And that auld triangle went jingle-bloody-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

In the women's prison
There are seventy women
And I wish it was with them
That I did dwell
Then that auld triangle could go jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

-  Brendan Behan
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on March 17, 2010, 07:41:50 PM
"Dear Baby, I hope someday somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight and that's all they do. They don't pull away. They don't look at your face. They don't try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms and hold on tight, without an ounce of selfishness to it."
- Jenna, Waitress
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: sarcasm_made_Easy on April 07, 2011, 01:49:59 PM
The moral reality of war is divided into two parts. War is always judged twice, first with reference to the reasons states have for fighting, secondly with reference to the means they adopt.... The two sorts of judgment are logically independent. It is perfectly possible for a just war to be fought unjustly and for an unjust war to be fought in strict accordance with the rules. But this independence, though our views of particular wars often conform to its terms, is nevertheless puzzling. It is a crime to commit aggression, but aggressive war is a rule-governed activity. It is right to resist aggression, but the resistance is subject to moral (and legal) restraint. [This] dualism ... is at the heart of all that is most problematic in the moral reality of war

MICHAEL WALZER, Just and Unjust Wars
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on April 09, 2011, 01:52:28 PM
    (The Avengers wake up hanging naked by ceiling chains)
    Spider-Man: Yep. We're naked.
    Spider-Woman: They couldn't leave our underwear on?
    Spider-Man: I wasn't wearing any.
    Spider-Woman: Why wouldn't you be wearing underwear?
    Spider-Man: I chafe.
    Spider-Woman: (pause) I want off the team.

New Avengers Vol. 1 #5
Title: Re: Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina
Post by: Johnny Unusual on June 16, 2012, 08:00:04 PM
For a time we tried to contact them by radio but no response. Then they attacked a town, a small town I'll admit, but nevertheless a town of people, people who died.

- Col. Edwards, Plan 9 from Outer Space