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Title: Non Sequitors
Post by: Johnny Unusual on July 19, 2008, 09:18:05 PM
No context, just fun comments:

I'm looking at a red tennis ball.  I'm shocked to find there are such things.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on July 19, 2008, 09:40:06 PM
My guitar doesn't love me. I can see it in her eyes.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on July 21, 2008, 03:53:05 PM
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space with the tuning fork just quotes Metal Gear Solid 2 instead of making up his own non-sequitur.  What a lazy bastard.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on July 21, 2008, 05:55:39 PM
What the Muppet was trying to say is that French Canadians don't make sense unless they peel the potatoes in the spring barn.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: OmegaR! on July 21, 2008, 08:17:39 PM
Its effective, because its pointy
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Post by: Action Batch on July 22, 2008, 02:29:06 AM
Maybe because I don't like pink, fluffy bunnies.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Tripe on July 22, 2008, 05:40:30 AM
Sweet, spicy curry Pot Noodle King Pot!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: dignan on July 22, 2008, 06:53:53 AM
That's why I always say, "it's all in the reflexes."
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 22, 2008, 02:00:03 PM
Due to an error, there are still a few of you left alive.  We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 22, 2008, 04:10:16 PM
I didn't know they had plywood on the moon.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: dignan on July 22, 2008, 06:08:06 PM
That's not how I define a spork.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Johnny Unusual on July 22, 2008, 07:53:42 PM
If a game of chess goes unplayed, that's a diplomatic victory for both sides.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on July 22, 2008, 08:06:44 PM
...and so I said, that's not a chocolate prefabricated robot costmary judiciary, that's my wife!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on July 22, 2008, 11:18:25 PM
Let me get this straight: you had half a sandwich and no thermite?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Ortega on July 22, 2008, 11:26:51 PM
...and that is the sole reason the French don't bathe.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on July 23, 2008, 03:11:19 AM
We're all out of toner.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: RoninFox on July 23, 2008, 05:21:05 AM
If I knew why the kangaroo was here I wouldn't be trying to ask it, would I?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Tripe on July 23, 2008, 05:26:07 AM
If it hadn't been for my horse, I'd have never gone to college.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: RoninFox on July 23, 2008, 05:32:36 AM
Great, the singing kid with the donkey is back...you know, I think he really is Jesus.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on July 23, 2008, 06:09:28 AM
I can't see a thing in these pants.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: TeamRAD on July 23, 2008, 06:20:02 AM

Why do you call yourself Voltron, Dave?
I don't know Cathy, maybe because it's super bad ass?


Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: LBeria on July 23, 2008, 10:30:02 AM
It was fortunate for my bank account when my husband went shopping and said that if he didn't see what he was looking for he wouldn't buy it.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on July 23, 2008, 01:34:43 PM
If there's one thing I can't stand... it's mango habanero on a hot, twelve-foot danish.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Sideswipe on July 23, 2008, 01:46:20 PM
Its good to have a plan, its good to be the man.
Its good to download porno from a website in Japan.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: gammer on July 23, 2008, 01:48:27 PM
If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

D'oh!

Echo in here?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on July 23, 2008, 02:07:36 PM
I would do full frontal nudity. If it were valid.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on July 23, 2008, 02:21:39 PM
Captain, I believe you owe the sea-turtle an apology.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Tripe on July 23, 2008, 02:27:43 PM
Capital! I was hoping you'd show up in the tutu your grace!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: gammer on July 23, 2008, 02:47:23 PM
Rectum!? Damn near Killed 'em!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on July 23, 2008, 03:01:38 PM
No, I think you need to be taller.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: gammer on July 23, 2008, 03:03:06 PM
Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Fortis on July 23, 2008, 03:40:45 PM
the moral of the story is that turtles are pathological liars and will try to screw bunnies at every turn.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: LBeria on July 23, 2008, 04:27:54 PM
WWI was just basically "Deliverance" with artillery....
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: RoninFox on July 23, 2008, 04:33:27 PM
Who bedda den Kanyon!?!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Tripe on July 23, 2008, 06:07:40 PM
Who could that be, at this temperature?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Ortega on July 23, 2008, 06:16:48 PM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q80/paranoia2K/squirmwormface.jpg)
"you gonna be the wormface!"
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: TeamRAD on July 23, 2008, 07:06:56 PM

I am looking for a dare to be great situation.

Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on July 23, 2008, 11:39:22 PM
But... there was SUPPOSED to be confetti in the cereal.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Pak-Man on July 23, 2008, 11:40:03 PM
Not when it was rabbit stomping time!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Johnny Unusual on July 24, 2008, 04:44:44 AM
WHY GOD WHY!?  Oh, right!  That's why!  Sorry God, false alarm.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: RoninFox on July 24, 2008, 05:39:59 AM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was a double somersault off the bike into a one legged stop on the landing ramp.  Wicked cool.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on July 24, 2008, 07:12:21 AM
BEHOLD! The third wheel.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: gammer on July 24, 2008, 08:16:40 AM
...why don't you shower, and I'll show her
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: TeamRAD on July 24, 2008, 08:37:02 AM

What's in the bag, a shark or something?

Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: gammer on July 24, 2008, 09:40:43 AM

What's in the bag, a shark or something?




hahaha, nice  :)

That could only be topped by:

"Joshua, why don't you sing that song that I like?...you know the one...row row row your boat...."
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Johnny Unusual on July 24, 2008, 11:25:43 AM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was a double somersault off the bike into a one legged stop on the landing ramp.  Wicked cool.

I call this the best one so far!

anyway:
In a world were narrators rule, one man will fight the system and kill anyone who gets is his *hrrk*--
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: OmegaR! on July 24, 2008, 12:51:52 PM
Mrs.Pac Man is a bit chomper
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: TeamRAD on July 24, 2008, 01:51:38 PM

What's in the bag, a shark or something?




hahaha, nice  :)

That could only be topped by:

"Joshua, why don't you sing that song that I like?...you know the one...row row row your boat...."

Do you want some, Joshua?


Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on July 24, 2008, 03:31:35 PM
Please insert a disc into the tray.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Fortis on July 24, 2008, 03:42:42 PM
Don't you see what will happen, a child will hear the ice cream truck and get excited, and then he will see that Ron Weasley is driving the ice cream truck. But it doesn't stop! And so when the child tells his mother that Ron Weasley was driving an ice cream truck he will be sent to a psychiatrist!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: LBeria on July 24, 2008, 04:16:37 PM
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: RoninFox on July 24, 2008, 05:43:05 PM
Mr. Tessla, about your electrical useage over the past few months, we've been seeing a lot of unusual surges and we thing you should-d-d BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz  uggh
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: OmegaR! on July 24, 2008, 08:36:58 PM
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather,

not screaming in terror like his passengers
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: LBeria on July 24, 2008, 08:57:12 PM
I want to live until I die....  No more, no less....
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on July 24, 2008, 11:50:05 PM
Well, see, the cat and dog were re-enacting Sweeney Todd and... well... as you can see things got a little out of hand.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: gammer on July 25, 2008, 07:49:26 AM
I say we stomp him! Then we tattoo him! Then we hang him...! And then we kill him!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 25, 2008, 10:43:39 AM
Conspicuous consumption makes our love stronger.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on July 25, 2008, 10:45:27 AM
Keith Thibodeaux.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: TeamRAD on July 25, 2008, 01:23:28 PM

These are hard times for dreamers.

Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 25, 2008, 02:20:36 PM
Correction: You have an hour and 37 minutes to disarm.  And, yes, you *are* up a creek.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on July 25, 2008, 02:41:18 PM
You were right about those coconuts.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: LBeria on July 25, 2008, 04:18:37 PM
Never try to baptize a cat.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Fortis on July 25, 2008, 06:07:37 PM
I go up to paris, bang! bang! bang! bang! we spend the treasure, how is this a bad plan!?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Tripe on July 25, 2008, 06:28:47 PM
Oh great, here comes the asparagus man!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: RoninFox on July 25, 2008, 10:13:08 PM
Oh I see.  When I do it in the woods its just part of camping, but when I do it on the street corner suddenly I have to pay a fine!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Fortis on July 25, 2008, 11:24:27 PM
Congratulations, You're all dead!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 25, 2008, 11:36:58 PM
A lot of villains aren't bold enough to wear clamdiggers.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 25, 2008, 11:37:26 PM
Alright, we need volunteers to get killed at this campsite.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on July 26, 2008, 01:11:00 AM
There's only one way to settle this: with a battle of the Mariachi Bands!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 26, 2008, 04:34:51 AM
Abstract expressionism -- it's what's hot!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: LBeria on July 26, 2008, 05:15:52 AM
I'm an expert in whatever it was you were just talking about....
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on July 26, 2008, 07:07:15 AM
I'm watching you feel good.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Johnny Unusual on July 26, 2008, 07:16:09 AM
Talking at the center of the Earth is, in a very literal sense, the lowest form of communication.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 26, 2008, 08:24:32 AM
A fellow can get used to anything, I suppose.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on July 26, 2008, 12:27:14 PM
The colors are red, yellow, and George Washington.  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNND... go!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 26, 2008, 03:31:46 PM
A gut-shot model will often hide in the woods for up to three hours...
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 27, 2008, 01:02:23 PM
Ahhh, 'two scoops of raisins' my ass...
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: LBeria on July 27, 2008, 02:13:39 PM
Who watered the wicket in Melbourne?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on July 27, 2008, 02:23:14 PM
That's it, Ralph Macchio!  I've had ENOUGH of your shinoligans!  Prepare to be showered with elephant gravy!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 27, 2008, 03:32:27 PM
Antigravity!  It's not just for breakfast anymore!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on July 27, 2008, 05:55:54 PM
Remember Threes Company? That was great.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Tripe on July 27, 2008, 06:09:02 PM
You came in that? I hope you used protection.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 27, 2008, 07:30:48 PM
Hey! TV shows DID air last night!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 27, 2008, 08:57:51 PM
'Anchovies'... He said 'anchovies'.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Keroppi20 on July 28, 2008, 03:55:56 AM
I would have finished college if it wasn't for my horse.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: TeamRAD on July 28, 2008, 04:13:35 AM

Get that damn screwdriver out of my head!

Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on July 28, 2008, 04:20:28 AM
You don't know your head from Tuesday's full moon!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 28, 2008, 05:33:46 AM
I want to decide who lives and who dies!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on July 28, 2008, 07:19:46 AM
My core temperature itches.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Doctor Who? on July 28, 2008, 07:34:19 AM
I HAVE THE NEXT THREE DAYS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Tripe on July 28, 2008, 07:35:49 AM
Bollocks! I don't see Gielgud down at the exchange!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Doctor Who? on July 28, 2008, 07:41:20 AM
WHO CARES?!

I HAVE THE NEXT THREE DAYS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on July 28, 2008, 07:41:51 AM
So Doc, you gotta work tomorrow?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Doctor Who? on July 28, 2008, 07:45:14 AM
No.

I HAVE THE NEXT THREE DAYS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: dignan on July 28, 2008, 09:03:14 AM
Time for a Taco Bell ass explosion.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on July 28, 2008, 09:07:31 AM
Hot Pockets!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Tripe on July 28, 2008, 09:09:26 AM
Great times, good oldies!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 28, 2008, 09:46:02 AM
It's not very invisible...
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on July 28, 2008, 12:53:30 PM
Hey, why don't you pick on someone your own opacity.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 28, 2008, 03:58:42 PM
Any moment now, unspeakable horror!  Trust me!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: RoninFox on July 28, 2008, 05:24:31 PM
If at first you don't succeed, uh...damn I messed that up. I'm out of here!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Johnny Unusual on July 28, 2008, 06:02:30 PM
Why don't you pick on someone your own size or, failing that, pick on two people who's combined height equals your own.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on July 28, 2008, 07:33:44 PM
The move from a structuralist account in which capital is understood to structure social relations in relatively homologous ways to a view of hegemony in which power relations are subject to repetition, convergence, and rearticulation brought the question of temporality into the thinking of structure, and marked a shift from a form of Althusserian theory that takes structural totalities as theoretical objects to one in which the insights into the contingent possibility of structure inaugurate a renewed conception of hegemony as bound up with the contingent sites and strategies of the rearticulation of power.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 28, 2008, 07:56:15 PM
I understand now. Gallagher *is* funny.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Fortis on July 28, 2008, 08:40:35 PM
FLEEE Flee for your lives!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 28, 2008, 08:59:00 PM
As dull as a beige room.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on July 29, 2008, 04:44:42 AM
Do you really need that spoon?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Tripe on July 29, 2008, 04:51:24 AM
Now I see, Aaron Sorkin's Sports Night is a comedy that is too good to be funny!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: TeamRAD on July 29, 2008, 09:42:26 AM

You love the Red Sox Brewers, but have they ever loved you back?


Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 29, 2008, 06:07:40 PM
And he forced Gramps to drive here?  He *is* insane!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: RoninFox on July 29, 2008, 06:17:08 PM
I tell you, there is one unicorn left in the world, and as long as it lives in this forest, we'll find no game to hunt here.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 29, 2008, 06:19:10 PM
An entire day spent grooming.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on July 29, 2008, 08:18:34 PM
The Pope shall hear of this!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 29, 2008, 08:31:05 PM
He's always bragging about his huge stocks.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on July 29, 2008, 10:55:34 PM
But why can't I type with my toes?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Pak-Man on July 29, 2008, 11:25:49 PM
I said I wanted chicken WINGS. WINGS. Put some pants on him!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: TeamRAD on July 30, 2008, 12:14:50 AM

If we pull this off, I'm gonna shit!

Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: LBeria on July 30, 2008, 05:10:10 AM
There's nothing better than a healthy attitude of mediocrity.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 30, 2008, 07:56:29 AM
'Stunned'?! He took six bullets!!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on July 30, 2008, 10:05:24 AM
It's easier than finding the root of pi R squared, dumbass.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: LBeria on July 30, 2008, 10:39:54 AM
No, this is nacho cheese -- it's mine.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on July 30, 2008, 12:34:14 PM
Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on July 30, 2008, 02:38:34 PM
Now, loganberries give me the most trouble.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Fortis on July 30, 2008, 07:21:15 PM
I'm way beyond afraid! I'm somewhere between a bed wetting and a near death experience!  :speechless:
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on July 30, 2008, 09:17:54 PM
A horticulturalist told me you're the original hybridizer.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on July 31, 2008, 12:05:33 AM
Has anyone seen my butt cheeks? I can't seem to find them.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on July 31, 2008, 08:34:52 AM
But eggs?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: dignan on July 31, 2008, 12:47:19 PM
I didn't touch the record player!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on July 31, 2008, 01:29:56 PM
Fine! I'll stop stabbing you. Big baby.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Fortis on July 31, 2008, 01:32:27 PM
My Goodness! I understand the firecrackers and the clam chowder! But what were the cats for?!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: gammer on August 01, 2008, 08:01:27 AM
Jesus ate crackers?!?!

oh..., you said: "Jeepers H. Crackers"  :P
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: TeamRAD on August 01, 2008, 02:46:16 PM

In the garage, I feel safe.

Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 01, 2008, 03:30:43 PM
Jar Jar, you're a genius!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on August 01, 2008, 03:33:14 PM
If you don't say something nice, my eyes won't work.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on August 01, 2008, 04:25:37 PM
A nice bout of weight-lifting'll fix that right up.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: LBeria on August 01, 2008, 07:48:00 PM
The disco revolution wasn't just for those in the right circles....
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 02, 2008, 03:59:40 PM
Well, her corns are gone...
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: TeamRAD on August 02, 2008, 05:18:57 PM

If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.

Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: dignan on August 02, 2008, 05:51:14 PM
Each face has its own moustache.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 02, 2008, 07:59:52 PM
That's me, except I'm moist
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on August 02, 2008, 11:55:23 PM
Anthony Michael Hall?  More like... Anthony Michael... Dumbface.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 03, 2008, 05:41:44 AM
Word on the street is, you're a jerk.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: LBeria on August 03, 2008, 08:40:56 AM
When i want my opinion I'll ask for it.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 03, 2008, 11:17:28 AM
You want to unpack that one for me, son?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: LBeria on August 03, 2008, 11:28:45 AM
The squirrels of happiness have acorned all over your yard...
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on August 03, 2008, 03:39:42 PM
My router yelled at me today.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on August 03, 2008, 04:07:45 PM
Remember that when Arthur Fonzarelli comes back for his hair ointment!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 03, 2008, 06:34:10 PM
Perfect Paul and his Magnetic Spleen -- he has only one flaw!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on August 03, 2008, 07:40:00 PM
Sorry, that excuse only works if you're Summer Glau.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 03, 2008, 08:46:01 PM
Oh, as if *you're* the only person who ever got their head cut off. Quit whining!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: LBeria on August 03, 2008, 08:57:39 PM
Scrambling eggs isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 03, 2008, 10:27:58 PM
What a day. I invented Gainesburgers and I didn't even mean to!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 03, 2008, 10:33:53 PM
DUN duh duh DUN, duh duh DUN, duh duh DUN, duh duh DUN, duh duh dun dun, TETRIS SONG!
Dun duh DUN duh duh DUN!  Duh DUN duh duh DUN duh duh dun dun TETRIS SONG!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on August 04, 2008, 07:13:33 AM
Power supplies are necessary.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 04, 2008, 11:55:56 AM
Why can't Nick be fun like George is?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on August 04, 2008, 05:53:02 PM
You don't like gumballs? What the hell is the matter with you?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 06, 2008, 12:12:13 AM
Kyle FUCKING Katarn!

(http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/6/6d/Kyle.jpg)
Above: Kyle, about to do something awesome. I'm not sure what exactly, and frankly, it doesn't matter. One thing's for sure, though - a sentient creature is about to die. And it sure as shit ain't gonna be Kyle.

That is all.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Pak-Man on August 06, 2008, 12:15:26 AM
Well I guess Red Bull gives you wings, but they don't work very well.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on August 06, 2008, 01:19:43 AM
It's easy and delicious!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: LBeria on August 06, 2008, 07:52:32 AM
The dust bunnies are breeding like rabbits.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: therul on August 06, 2008, 09:02:59 AM
Rules are there to make you think before you break them.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: dignan on August 06, 2008, 09:05:19 AM
These chicken wings have tougher skin than the chicken wings I had last week.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Tripe on August 06, 2008, 09:08:26 AM
How does it stay on such a pointy roof? Tentacles!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on August 06, 2008, 09:24:29 AM
Kyle FUCKING Katarn!

(http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/6/6d/Kyle.jpg)
Above: Kyle, about to do something awesome. I'm not sure what exactly, and frankly, it doesn't matter. One thing's for sure, though - a sentient creature is about to die. And it sure as shit ain't gonna be Kyle.

That is all.

Wow.  Where did that image come from?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 06, 2008, 10:44:19 AM
Kyle FUCKING Katarn!

(http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/6/6d/Kyle.jpg)
Above: Kyle, about to do something awesome. I'm not sure what exactly, and frankly, it doesn't matter. One thing's for sure, though - a sentient creature is about to die. And it sure as shit ain't gonna be Kyle.

That is all.

Wow.  Where did that image come from?

Well, there's this one movie about a dawn which is vaguely reddish...

(Real answer: Some comic book that I've never read.  Kyle isn't the main character, but I'm fairly sure he does something badass in the frame immediately following that one).
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 06, 2008, 10:45:52 AM
Is there another wise man we could talk to?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on August 06, 2008, 12:39:27 PM
Kyle FUCKING Katarn!

(http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/6/6d/Kyle.jpg)
Above: Kyle, about to do something awesome. I'm not sure what exactly, and frankly, it doesn't matter. One thing's for sure, though - a sentient creature is about to die. And it sure as shit ain't gonna be Kyle.

That is all.

Wow.  Where did that image come from?

Well, there's this one movie about a dawn which is vaguely reddish...

(Real answer: Some comic book that I've never read.  Kyle isn't the main character, but I'm fairly sure he does something badass in the frame immediately following that one).

Aw, shizzle.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Fortis on August 06, 2008, 12:42:26 PM
Don't you think I'd like a paralyzed vacation? Having everybody wait on me all the time!? Don't you think I'll let you get away with this!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 06, 2008, 12:50:14 PM
Yeah, kids are always mutilating people.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on August 06, 2008, 12:57:43 PM
Bad kitty! No splicing recombinant DNA.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on August 06, 2008, 01:09:40 PM
Did any of you stop to think that you can't turn a perpetual motion machine off?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: LBeria on August 06, 2008, 01:21:30 PM
I don't want to know why the dog coughed a hairball the same color as the cat.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on August 06, 2008, 01:44:59 PM
Do you mind if we save the world first?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 06, 2008, 03:23:13 PM
Yeah, sure, Soylent Green may be made of people, but it's only people from Detroit.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 06, 2008, 04:05:07 PM
Allow me to knee you right in the groin.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 06, 2008, 10:48:28 PM
Say, have you wondered how they manage to get cranberries into a sauce?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on August 06, 2008, 10:58:17 PM
Grapes?  Grapes?!! I'll show you Grapes!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on August 06, 2008, 11:01:14 PM
Paper isn't as crunchy as I remember it.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 07, 2008, 04:13:57 AM
I'm flattered, Megatron, but I just don't swing that way.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: therul on August 08, 2008, 11:58:43 AM
But when you keep score in a relationship, you have a winner and a loser.
And what winner want's to be with a loser?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Keroppi20 on August 08, 2008, 12:09:13 PM
But what if I WANT it to fall off?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: LBeria on August 08, 2008, 12:58:29 PM
And that's why racing in 4" heels will never be an Olympic sport....
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 09, 2008, 12:35:52 PM
But it turns out I didn't die.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 09, 2008, 06:09:37 PM
Uh oh ... sounds like it's going to be an epic ...
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 09, 2008, 09:28:00 PM
Perhaps we are gauchos.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 10, 2008, 11:37:17 AM
GEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRFFFFFFF!!!  I can't remember the future!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 10, 2008, 07:00:45 PM
Ninja the Protector!  An evil ninja challenges a righteous ninja!  Only a ninja can defeat a ninja!  Ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja...........ninja.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on August 10, 2008, 11:19:43 PM
All I'm saying is stay away from the taragon.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 04:52:54 AM
Ted Stevens, you're a genius!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 02:33:07 PM
Wait!  Don't touch that bidet!  It could be a trap!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: therul on August 11, 2008, 02:35:23 PM
Yeah, but the bad part is, I am a leg man.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 02:40:09 PM
Everyone is gay for Big Boss.  Even women.  And Big Boss.

(http://www.freewebs.com/metalgear_fox/big%20boss%20salute.JPG)
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 08:21:40 PM
"Never misattribute made-up quotes to actual people.  It's very annoying."
- Oscar Wilde
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:00:56 PM
"Also, never triple-post.  It's just so tacky."
- Oscar Wilde
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:01:25 PM
"And quadruple posting is simply out of the question."
- Oscar Wilde
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:03:30 PM
CONCENTRIC BOXES!!!
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Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:04:24 PM
YES!  MORE PACKAGING PEANUTS!!!!!!  SOON I SHALL HAVE ABSOLUTE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:05:28 PM
I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't understand the question.  Could you repeat it while sticking out your tongue and bouncing on a pogo stick?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:05:50 PM
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Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:09:58 PM
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Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:10:56 PM
Screw the rules!  I have a genetic beard-growing deficiency!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:12:58 PM
SPAM!  More SPAM!  Pile on the SPAM!  Keep circulating the SPAM!

Watch me evade the word censor!

Riff Dune!  Riff Red Dawn!  Riff Dune AND  Red Dawn at the same time!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:14:40 PM
Oooooh.  Murfreesboro.  Fun to say, isn't it?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:15:12 PM
I'm STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL in a DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAM, Cake Eater!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:16:24 PM
I'm sorry, but I'm just not ready for marriage.  Especially not to a rare species of mollusk.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:18:34 PM
Ouch!  Get off my pancreas, Carl Winslow!

(If the mods don't install flood control after this little outburst, they never will).
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:19:36 PM
That is where you are wrong, my friend!  For it is ICH who bin Schnappi, das Kleine Krokodil!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:20:30 PM
Kva! Kvak! (also called Kvako) is the newsletter (or something similar) of the 'La Ranetoj' (the small frogs). It is send to paying members and other individuals who, in some way, are involved in la Ranetoj's activities. In it there firstly is information about the locations of the monthly meetings, but of course also concerning the latest activities of the club. Sometimes it also includes other educating or entertaining material.

The internet-based Kvako (e-mail and web versions) are on the one hand another distribution channel for the contents of the paper version. But on the other hand, not surprisingly, the contents of the different versions connot and even must not always be 100 percent the same. For instance, in little circulating paper versions you can publish illustrations that for copyright reasons connot be used on the internet. Yet on the other hand the low costs oft the internet version lift the space limits and allow more content, not to mention being always to date.

These circumstances influence the web-based Kvako, which will also serve as the general homepage of the 'La Ranetoj'.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:20:46 PM
Meow.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:21:26 PM
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:22:55 PM
I hate Monday mornings.  They make me want to just go out and stab people.  Don't you agree?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:27:32 PM
Um, boss...we're out of paper in the photocopier.  Also, there's blood all over your shirt.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:28:02 PM
Yes, I'm aware of that, Jim.  It's because it's Monday.  Mondays are when I go out and stab people.

I suggest you run out and get some more paper.  I don't care how many people you have to stab to get it, just DO it!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:29:38 PM
MORAL: Stabbing people is a clean, fun, and invigorating activity.  Go out and stab someone if you haven't already.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:31:02 PM
FOUR posts in a row that make sense!?  This just will not do!!!

GaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA!  I'm twerty hundred United Slates Dollars!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:31:21 PM
I'm not sure.  Let me check my microwaved burrito.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:31:41 PM
Hmm...anyone else get the strangest feeling of deja vu?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:31:49 PM
Hmm...anyone else get the strangest feeling of deja vu?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:31:55 PM
Hmm...anyone else get the strangest feeling of deja vu?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 11, 2008, 09:33:08 PM
In Soviet Russia, tired one-note comedian references YOU!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on August 11, 2008, 11:09:46 PM
I'm starting to think we should change the title of this thread to "BBQ Platypus Finally Loses It".
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: LBeria on August 12, 2008, 06:10:15 AM
Once again, slow-cooking egg-laying mammal is psychotic enough for all of us.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: TeamRAD on August 12, 2008, 08:45:16 AM

These Russian dentists make some pretty good dentures.


Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: therul on August 12, 2008, 09:50:00 AM
one of my grandma's favorite sayings, "There is no such thing as cheep, it is inexpensive."
Untill I said
"Hey look, there are a bunch of chick inexpensiving across the road."
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 12, 2008, 01:03:14 PM
But what if you're a person with diabeetus?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 12, 2008, 04:52:44 PM
Come on!  Do it FOR SCIENCE!!!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on August 12, 2008, 05:45:47 PM
HA HA! You got served! And would you like fries with that?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 15, 2008, 05:37:45 PM
Well, that's it. We're licked.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on August 15, 2008, 09:49:32 PM
Shut up, Sergeant! I'm in charge here!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 15, 2008, 11:45:12 PM
That depends.  Would wiping your ass with green toilet paper count as defiling the Libyan flag?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 16, 2008, 06:44:12 AM
I wanted to play hopscotch
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: TeamRAD on August 16, 2008, 09:20:26 AM

Get out of town, so Noah built a monster ark?



Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 16, 2008, 10:08:49 AM
You gotta do it from the bowels of your lungs!  The BOWELS!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 16, 2008, 12:01:09 PM
Never trust a bald one-eyed midget bartender with psoriasis.  He's too funny-looking to be believed.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Tripe on August 16, 2008, 12:01:55 PM
Not tonight dear, the furniture is sentient.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 16, 2008, 06:37:23 PM
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Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 16, 2008, 08:54:38 PM
Well, as you know, Bob Dole created the North American Ratified Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

That's Bob Dole's baby.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 16, 2008, 08:55:12 PM
Mr. Dole?  You still have 2 minutes.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 16, 2008, 08:55:27 PM
Oh, right.

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Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 16, 2008, 09:29:11 PM
C'mon no filibusters, this ain't the senate...
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 18, 2008, 01:21:59 AM
And now, I will pound my head on the keyboard a few times.

iaeru;lhau;g;;pg8p9;gy;p95rahu;i;ogij;uu;gu;iuou;aiggiaehi;oio;rj98u2r80poti;4sA"GYaghjai;o

Thank you.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 19, 2008, 03:28:05 PM
You know things are bad when you keep a liquor cabinet in the bedroom.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 19, 2008, 04:56:08 PM
Someday I hope to accomplish as much as Dolph Lundgren has.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on August 19, 2008, 05:26:50 PM
If the sandwich is lost, the entire colony is lost!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 19, 2008, 06:15:36 PM
Tim Calhoun for President!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: therul on August 20, 2008, 08:32:15 AM
This one time I ... wait, this is not a story for your ears.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Pak-Man on August 20, 2008, 09:21:43 AM
That's why some chickens can dance the macarena, but you can't.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on August 20, 2008, 03:16:41 PM
Hello, I'm Bobbin Threadbare.  Are you my mother?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on August 20, 2008, 08:28:28 PM
Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 20, 2008, 08:46:13 PM
Not a high school diploma between them...
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: RoninFox on August 20, 2008, 09:45:17 PM
Where did those girls come from and what were they up to with that toothpaste?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on August 20, 2008, 09:50:10 PM
Believe me, Jim Henson had more tail than he knew what to do with.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Pak-Man on August 20, 2008, 11:41:44 PM
Wait a minute. If the Pig's HERE... Gotta go!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 21, 2008, 03:25:14 AM
I don't think that's part of the recipe for jambalaya.  It's good that you finally got rid of that cat, though.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 21, 2008, 06:54:19 AM
You said to jump *toward* the propeller, right?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: therul on August 21, 2008, 07:50:24 AM
That's not what I am worried about, the rash will go away by itself.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 21, 2008, 02:07:05 PM
Your gerbil's kung fu is nothing compared to mine!
Title: Word Problem
Post by: metalunatic on August 21, 2008, 07:58:59 PM
If a boat leaves San Francisco Bay at 2 knots per hour, and an unladen European Swallow away flies from her nest at 8 meters per second, how many apples will Johnny have left after three adults leave the birthday party?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 24, 2008, 02:11:17 PM
NO, DON'T - YOU'LL OVERCHARGE IT!  AAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH (sucked into another dimension)
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: dignan on August 25, 2008, 11:28:37 AM
I've got a stick that's made of mushrooms!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 25, 2008, 11:31:04 AM
Jean is shorter than Brutus but taller than Imhotep.  Imhotep is taller than Jean but shorter than Lord Scotland.  Lord Scotland is twice the height of Jean and Brutus combined, but only a tenth of the height of Millsy.  Millsy is at a constant height of x minus y.  If Jean stands exactly one nautical mile away from Lord Scotland, how tall is Imhotep?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 25, 2008, 11:34:20 AM
The sun was so hot today it made a bird flap its wings in Peking.

Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 25, 2008, 02:12:18 PM
Oh my God!  I've gone completely SANE!!!  How unbelievably BORING!  Somebody HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: therul on August 25, 2008, 02:13:24 PM
No, that was just Lazlo.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 25, 2008, 02:15:41 PM
If you own my ass, does that make it your responsibility to wipe?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on August 25, 2008, 06:51:47 PM
Aren't you too young to be in a home?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 25, 2008, 07:29:20 PM
This is your brain.
(http://www.ipmc.cnrs.fr/~duprat/neurophysiology/images/brain2.jpg)

This is your brain after watching The Hills.
(http://saphrym.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/oatmeal.jpg)

Any questions?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Axnollouse on August 25, 2008, 07:30:34 PM
I just ate corn with chocolate on it
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on August 26, 2008, 05:18:34 PM
Sorry, no, the correct answer was "sponge". 
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 26, 2008, 08:01:44 PM
Hey, are you going to finish that zombified crab leg?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: ErinB on August 28, 2008, 06:33:24 AM
Mmmmm. Yummy!  Makes me want to pull out the fry daddy...... :gouge:
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 28, 2008, 11:09:47 AM
NOBODY expects the Spinach Inquisition!  Our chief weapon is surprise!  Surprise and nutrition!  Er, amongst our weaponry...
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on August 28, 2008, 10:36:42 PM
They call me MISTER Rogers.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on August 30, 2008, 08:14:58 AM
A marine who says 'Gee whiz'?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on August 31, 2008, 12:37:44 PM
I can't believe you don't believe that.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 31, 2008, 01:52:37 PM
For no reason I have had the song "Total Eclipse of the Heart" stuck in my head for the past 17 hours.  Coincidentally, I now feel like killing absolutely every person I encounter.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on August 31, 2008, 04:59:13 PM
Hey Platy! What's up I...OH GOD YOU SHOT ME!!! WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME?!? WHAT THE...OH GOD YOU SHOT ME AGAIN!! YOU'RE TERRIBLE WITH THAT GUN!!! I SHOULD...DEAR LORD YOU SHOT ME AGAIN, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO AIM THAT THING?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on August 31, 2008, 05:04:23 PM
Oh, my God...I'm so sorry...it's just that...every now and then I fall apart. :rimshot:
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: exlibris11235 on August 31, 2008, 07:29:15 PM
He choked on his own vertebrae; that's how he died.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 01, 2008, 07:45:26 AM
Let a simile be like your umbrella
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on September 01, 2008, 09:39:37 AM
Sunkist.  Nothing but Sunkist.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on September 01, 2008, 10:31:55 AM
Hey!  That's not a gun!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 01, 2008, 02:14:44 PM
Since when did NASA paint anything red?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on September 02, 2008, 03:30:30 PM
Entered wrong classroom
Now stuck in poetry class
Writing this haiku
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 02, 2008, 06:22:33 PM
Frankenstein never scared me.

Marsupials do. 'Cause they're FAST! And they DART! What's with that??

 ;)
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on September 02, 2008, 09:39:03 PM
They're both named Fred?!!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on September 02, 2008, 09:51:52 PM
Gasp!  Derf is Fred spelled backwards! :o
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: therul on September 03, 2008, 07:12:44 AM
I am sorry to interupt you two, but do you mind hurring up, I am running out of film.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on September 03, 2008, 07:57:46 AM
But...what's that hair dryer doing HERE?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 03, 2008, 10:44:11 AM
C'mon, man! You know why that bird flew up your tailpipe.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 03, 2008, 04:07:26 PM
And his hair was *perfect*!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on September 03, 2008, 04:47:37 PM
Did you realize that Aaron Sorkin could be watching you right now?
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: TeamRAD on September 03, 2008, 05:18:35 PM

He must be using his Super-Energy Reverse Polarizer!

Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on September 03, 2008, 08:02:19 PM
This is boring.  Skip to the part where he makes the guy's head explode.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 03, 2008, 09:02:30 PM
'Expandable legbands'?  Yes *sir*!!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on September 03, 2008, 09:41:01 PM
The rope bridge makes twelve pies look like a kleenex.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 04, 2008, 08:00:29 AM
And then it rained and we all went home.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 04, 2008, 08:03:30 AM
now you quit warping time and space this instant!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: therul on September 04, 2008, 11:00:43 AM
boxing has just lost it's punch.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on September 04, 2008, 01:53:10 PM
What a terrible future we are living in presently!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 05, 2008, 08:10:20 AM
And no one on Earth will ever know that Santa was kidnapped by Martians!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on September 05, 2008, 08:32:46 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.  I am totally possessed by alien parasites.  This kind of blows.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 05, 2008, 09:45:46 AM
As dull as a beige room
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: therul on September 05, 2008, 10:38:53 AM
If I said you had a beutiful body would you promise not to slap me with a law suit.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: daltysmilth on September 05, 2008, 07:20:23 PM
Jerry Goldsmith, Jerry Goldsmith, Jerry Goldsmith.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on September 06, 2008, 05:16:20 AM
Post Count +1.  Just being honest here.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: therul on September 08, 2008, 08:22:27 AM
Harump went the litte green frog one day
Harump went the litte green frog
Harump went the litte green frog one day
And his legs when sizzle sizzle sizzle
(true story, taught my daughter this version, she was pissed at me for months when she came home from Kindergarden and learned the Propper version)
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on September 08, 2008, 10:04:30 AM
I claim this thread in the name of Mars!

(http://www.newsgroper.com/files/post_images/martian-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on September 11, 2008, 03:47:26 PM
I miss Original Bubs.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 11, 2008, 04:19:09 PM
Uh, please don't drink from the bidet ...
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: therul on September 12, 2008, 07:58:06 AM
When I grow up I want to be just like my dad, the mail man.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on September 12, 2008, 08:08:59 AM
(http://www.chevroncarsblog.com/images/photos/yellow-car_lg.jpg)

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A CAR!  GET IN THE LION!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: kodiakthejuggler on September 12, 2008, 01:18:23 PM
Put it in "H"!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 16, 2008, 06:59:54 PM
They're not dead, they're just 'metaphysically challenged'.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on September 16, 2008, 07:39:02 PM
Step on it!  We need to get as far away from Mecha-Bryant Gumbel as we can!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 16, 2008, 08:16:44 PM
And, with that cryptic comment, I'm going to bed.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: therul on September 17, 2008, 07:18:33 AM
No thanks, I think I will use my own hand for that.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 17, 2008, 12:29:49 PM
This has got to be one of the most boring rides at Disneyland.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on September 17, 2008, 01:04:40 PM
Perhaps we shouldn't have angered the vending machine gods.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 17, 2008, 05:41:19 PM
Snap into a Slim Jim!!!!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Cibernético II on September 17, 2008, 07:08:40 PM
I really like the band N*Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. If there isn't a Harpo, there should be. *cough* *cough* *cough*
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: RoninFox on September 17, 2008, 07:16:20 PM
I got a brand new pair of roller skates, too bad I don't got feet.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Cibernético II on September 17, 2008, 07:32:45 PM
No! Get out! Get out! I swear if I see one more God damned Drew Carey impression I'm going to lose it.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 17, 2008, 07:48:44 PM
Chicks love big ducks
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Cibernético II on September 17, 2008, 07:57:07 PM
Get off me, you big shrimp!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: therul on September 18, 2008, 07:19:20 AM
put the gun away, this is a battle of wits.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: therul on September 18, 2008, 08:27:28 AM
Normally, it is an ill wind that does no good, but by the sound and smell, you must be feeling a lot better now.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on September 18, 2008, 01:02:44 PM
And now for something completely disgusting.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k266/wittrockh/keithmoon.jpg)
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Cibernético II on September 18, 2008, 04:47:04 PM
Ohhhh
There's a monkey in my pocket
And he's stealing all my change
His stare is blank and glassy
I believe that he's deraaanged
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Johnny Unusual on September 21, 2008, 08:10:45 PM
If I could choose my sexual orientation, I'd choose bisexuality.  It would give me more options.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 21, 2008, 09:47:19 PM
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: OmegaR! on September 21, 2008, 09:51:23 PM
This is where the fish lives!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Thom_Serveaux on September 21, 2008, 10:01:23 PM
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: LucasM on December 21, 2008, 08:38:40 PM
Your pants should be dry once the toast pops up.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: therul on December 22, 2008, 07:41:39 AM
If I told you once, I told you a hundred time, the Right hand!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Sideswipe on December 22, 2008, 09:00:45 AM
There is only 3 monsters you should be worried about, Dracula, Blackula, and the Son of Kong.  Now quit picking your nose and need that dough!
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on December 22, 2008, 06:34:24 PM
"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg" DELETE
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: Action Batch on December 22, 2008, 11:57:16 PM
"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg" DELETE

The most coherent thing ever written on these internets.
Title: Re: Non Sequitors
Post by: BBQ Platypus on December 23, 2008, 12:08:16 AM
"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg" DELETE

The most coherent thing ever written on these internets.

Only if you get the reference.