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Title: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 16, 2008, 02:08:01 PM
I am in the process of riffing the Disney classic:  Bambi.

If anybody wants to help, I will be accepting scripts in the standard format until August 30th extended to September 30th.

More to come.....
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Tripe on July 16, 2008, 02:17:12 PM
Could you get me a time stamped copy?

Indexed (http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,8239.0.html)
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 16, 2008, 02:19:54 PM
Probably

Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Tripe on July 16, 2008, 02:21:42 PM
Then I'll give it a go :)
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 16, 2008, 02:23:19 PM
Ok, I just got the disc.....I will begin preparations for my Riffing....Lord BTA out.
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: esoobaC .T bocaJ on July 16, 2008, 02:31:36 PM
Hmm, a fan riff of Bambi........ I seem to remember something about riffing Bambi............. and now it's gone good luck guys
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: mrbasehart on July 16, 2008, 03:29:09 PM
I would totally be in on that, but I don't want to endure Bambi over and over again.  I will however, be greatly looking forward to a savaging of the movie.
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Raven on July 16, 2008, 07:40:21 PM
Awesome, I'm in.  Deadline?
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Raven on July 17, 2008, 03:16:24 PM
Do you want us to keep this rated -G?

Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: anais.jude on July 17, 2008, 05:39:32 PM
Ok, I just got the disc.....I will begin preparations for my Riffing....Lord BTA out.



OMG LORD BTA! RolfLmao!
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on July 17, 2008, 05:41:18 PM
Do you want us to keep this rated -G?



No, I would prefer Rated R or worse. 
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Walt Disney on July 19, 2008, 07:49:17 PM
I approve of this fan riff.  Take your best shot!
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Invader_quirk on July 20, 2008, 09:43:46 PM
If you're waiting for InsulterKiller to show up and weep over this, it could be a long wait... He's staying away from the board for his own sanity.  ::)
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: anais.jude on July 21, 2008, 04:08:06 AM
If you're waiting for InsulterKiller to show up and weep over this, it could be a long wait... He's staying away from the board for his own sanity.  ::)

probably for the best
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Tripe on July 26, 2008, 04:28:10 PM
Do you want us to keep this rated -G?
No, I would prefer Rated R or worse. 

With that in mind, and I'm not sure how it would fit in but hey it's worth mentioning, The author of the original novel also wrote an entirely different sort of book (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephine_Mutzenbacher) once.
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: anais.jude on July 26, 2008, 05:05:32 PM
Do you want us to keep this rated -G?
No, I would prefer Rated R or worse. 

With that in mind, and I'm not sure how it would fit in but hey it's worth mentioning, The author of the original novel also wrote an entirely different sort of book (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephine_Mutzenbacher) once.

That was some interesting reading
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 19, 2008, 02:45:44 PM
I figured I'd bump this. 
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Tripe on August 19, 2008, 06:20:31 PM
I'm about halfway through writing the Constantine riff then I'll move onto this one :)
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 19, 2008, 06:28:30 PM
.....ok........I'm so lonely..................... :speechless:..............
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Tripe on August 19, 2008, 06:30:54 PM
Why?

Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on August 19, 2008, 06:31:14 PM
Just a joke.

....for more of that kind of humor.......
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Tripe on August 19, 2008, 06:34:46 PM
Oh ok, I was a little concerned :)
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: anais.jude on August 20, 2008, 05:10:11 AM
BTA just likes to make lame jokes
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on September 07, 2008, 08:03:41 AM
How are you going to keep it in sync, there's barely any dialog in the film.

Also,

Why is this topic title "Nestor's Revenge Riff" and why Bambi. Is this some sort of lame joke or revenge on me for my past trollness. I'm over Mike riffing Nestor. I was brought into rifftrax incorrectly and got confused on what Mike was doing. So why this? Becausee it's my favorite movie? I should report you.
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 07, 2008, 08:19:17 AM
You should report me.  I'm a bad man.
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Invader_quirk on September 07, 2008, 11:04:02 AM
How are you going to keep it in sync, there's barely any dialog in the film.

Also,

Why is this topic title "Nestor's Revenge Riff" and why Bambi. Is this some sort of lame joke or revenge on me for my past trollness. I'm over Mike riffing Nestor. I was brought into rifftrax incorrectly and got confused on what Mike was doing. So why this? Becausee it's my favorite movie? I should report you.

The answer is yes. It's a joke, although I guess he actually is going to riff Bambi.
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: anais.jude on September 07, 2008, 11:23:33 AM
It might not be made. BTA doesn't plan things, they just happen
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on September 07, 2008, 11:27:42 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

HOW DARE...

Really, your riffing it? I thought about it too but changed my mind. If you find too difficult, theres also Bambi II which would work.
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 07, 2008, 11:34:19 AM
Nope.  I'm doing Bambi.  It's happening.  So shut you mouth!
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: OmegaR! on September 10, 2008, 07:57:54 PM
It might not be made. BTA doesn't plan things, they just happen

Much like this.... It just happens

http://www.youtube.com/v/tAVYYe87b9w&hl=en&fs=1

That's weird, the video stopped working....
Bambi meets Godzilla (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAVYYe87b9w&feature=related)
That should work
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: anais.jude on September 11, 2008, 04:43:52 AM
It might not be made. BTA doesn't plan things, they just happen

Much like this.... It just happens

http://www.youtube.com/v/tAVYYe87b9w&hl=en&fs=1

That's weird, the video stopped working....
Bambi meets Godzilla (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAVYYe87b9w&feature=related)
That should work

BTA's like the wind!
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on September 11, 2008, 09:19:41 AM
Never mind
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: anais.jude on September 11, 2008, 10:13:34 AM
Nope.  I'm doing Bambi.  It's happening.  So shut you mouth!

That sounds wrong.


and that is exaclty the kind of humour you can expect!
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Tripe on September 11, 2008, 10:20:26 AM
He'll be dressed as Faline when he does it, so that's alright then.
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on September 11, 2008, 10:28:53 AM
I really hope BTA reconsiders. I woould hate to see that kind of humor in a family film. I mean Mike wouldn't even joke like that on a family film. (Nestor)
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Tripe on September 11, 2008, 10:30:30 AM
Do me, and yourself, a favour and never read the other book by the author of Bambi :speechless:
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on September 11, 2008, 10:32:53 AM
I like Bambi (the film anyway)
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on September 11, 2008, 12:03:40 PM
I like Nestor.  Medium rare with barbeque sauce and mashed potatoes that is.

Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on September 11, 2008, 01:53:19 PM
I like Nestor.  Medium rare with barbeque sauce and mashed potatoes that is.



Mike! BTA bit me!
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: OmegaR! on September 11, 2008, 02:33:44 PM
Mike! BTA bit me!

Mike heard you, and he wanted to say, you're next


http://www.youtube.com/v/q9EjHpAtYUc&hl=en&fs=1
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 07, 2008, 01:20:19 PM
Ok, Bambi is still coming but in an new and more powerful form....stay tuned.
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on November 07, 2008, 04:09:50 PM
You suck BTA.
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 07, 2008, 04:15:02 PM
"That's what she said."
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on November 07, 2008, 05:40:16 PM
Your explicitly riffing a family film that will soon become a controversy. Knowing Obama, he might frown at this riff and may try to outlaw riffing for everyone. Riffing will look nothing more then bullying if this riff gets out. What's worse is that it appears your riffing it just to ruffle my feathers. I will do everything in my power to stop this riff from getting out.
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 07, 2008, 05:41:37 PM
"That's what she said."
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Tripe on November 07, 2008, 05:42:10 PM
Don't worry it'll be good, slightly dirty, family fun ;)
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on November 07, 2008, 05:50:17 PM
If the jokes can go over kids heads, thats okay. If it's explicit, I will find a way to put an end to it.

What bothers me is that he's doing this to insult me. My obsession with Disney and Nestor gives a new look on the title of this topic.
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Tripe on November 07, 2008, 05:52:53 PM
Oh don't get me wrong this most certainly is not a riff for the kids.

But it will (hopefully) be entertaining. :)
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 07, 2008, 05:54:12 PM
You haven't even begun to be insulted.  The idea we are working with is kinda like Pee-Wee's Playhouse except with explicitly dirty and taboo subjects.
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on November 07, 2008, 05:59:50 PM
You haven't even begun to be insulted.  The idea we are working with is kinda like Pee-Wee's Playhouse except with explicitly dirty and taboo subjects.

So you admit it. I doubt Mike Nelson (if it's true he's a Christian) will allow this on his site. You are pervertedly attacking a popular children's film, it won't be long before people see it and bash rifftrax for allowing such a thing to happen.
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Tripe on November 07, 2008, 06:04:20 PM
You do know that the original novel wasn't really a children's book right? I mean in the sense of being utterly innocuous.

I mean the other book by its author was a piece of erotica. :)
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on November 07, 2008, 06:15:08 PM
You do know that the original novel wasn't really a children's book right? I mean in the sense of being utterly innocuous.

I mean the other book by its author was a piece of erotica. :)

The book and the movie are nothing alike except for some plot concepts. Disney made his own version of that story and dubbed it as his favorite film he worked on. It took 7 years and a lot of work to make it. If the film get's riffed, upset fans and people at Disney are going to be the one bashing. If you want to riff a film where the original creators were perverts, riff "The Rugrats Movie".
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 07, 2008, 06:17:20 PM
I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.  Actually YOU won't!
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: anais.jude on November 07, 2008, 07:20:25 PM
First of all, this riff has nothing to do with you, Nestor. BTA wanted to riff Bambi before you were even born. Second, there is nothing wrong with a riffing a family film as long as we don't market it as a family riff.

Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Invader_quirk on November 07, 2008, 07:41:27 PM
Take some deep breathes. I know repeated viewings of Donkey Ollie have made you irritable, if not raving mad, but what BTA is doing is perfectly legal. Mike won't stop this riff and NEITHER WILL YOU, ok? iRiffs is set up so that this riff will be labeled "Explicit content". No kids will see it, so no harm done. As for your theory about Disney fans picking up torches and storming Rifftrax, well, most people can take a joke better than you can. No offense.
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Tripe on November 07, 2008, 07:46:28 PM
I do like the idea of the stars of High School Musical leading an angry mob though, it's a veritable mother lode of bathos. :)
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: anais.jude on November 07, 2008, 07:48:40 PM
Just give Zac Efron my home address and phone number right now. I can take him  ;)
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Invader_quirk on November 07, 2008, 07:49:00 PM
Stepping in sync, passing torches to eachother, singing about how taking Rifftrax down "feels so right"...  :speechless:
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: bettertomorrowamy on November 07, 2008, 07:49:16 PM
I do like the idea of the stars of High School Musical leading an angry mob though, it's a veritable mother lode of bathos. :)

Maybe we should include sounds of angry Disney fans banging on our doors outside our commentary booth. 
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Tripe on November 07, 2008, 07:50:41 PM
Might be a way to end it certainly.

Just give Zac Efron my home address and phone number right now. I can take him  ;)

I don't think you're his brand...

Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on November 07, 2008, 08:42:35 PM
Take some deep breathes. I know repeated viewings of Donkey Ollie have made you irritable, if not raving mad, but what BTA is doing is perfectly legal. Mike won't stop this riff and NEITHER WILL YOU, ok? iRiffs is set up so that this riff will be labeled "Explicit content". No kids will see it, so no harm done. As for your theory about Disney fans picking up torches and storming Rifftrax, well, most people can take a joke better than you can. No offense.

Who's side are you on anyway? If this riff gets out, I'll commit suicide (seriously)
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: anais.jude on November 08, 2008, 04:32:32 AM
Might be a way to end it certainly.

Just give Zac Efron my home address and phone number right now. I can take him  ;)

I don't think you're his brand...



You better be insinuating that Zac Efron likes boys because if you are calling me uglier than Vannessa Hudgens on the rifftrax forum I WILL HURT YOU (and not participate in the riff)
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: anais.jude on November 08, 2008, 04:32:51 AM
Take some deep breathes. I know repeated viewings of Donkey Ollie have made you irritable, if not raving mad, but what BTA is doing is perfectly legal. Mike won't stop this riff and NEITHER WILL YOU, ok? iRiffs is set up so that this riff will be labeled "Explicit content". No kids will see it, so no harm done. As for your theory about Disney fans picking up torches and storming Rifftrax, well, most people can take a joke better than you can. No offense.

Who's side are you on anyway? If this riff gets out, I'll commit suicide (seriously)

Dude, not cool
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: RoninFox on November 08, 2008, 04:49:25 AM
Take some deep breathes. I know repeated viewings of Donkey Ollie have made you irritable, if not raving mad, but what BTA is doing is perfectly legal. Mike won't stop this riff and NEITHER WILL YOU, ok? iRiffs is set up so that this riff will be labeled "Explicit content". No kids will see it, so no harm done. As for your theory about Disney fans picking up torches and storming Rifftrax, well, most people can take a joke better than you can. No offense.

Who's side are you on anyway? If this riff gets out, I'll commit suicide (seriously)

Dude, not cool

To say the least.

You really really need to calm down, if there's any way an mp3 file that no one will force you to listen to bothers you this much I think it's really time for you to just walk away and seek serious help.
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on November 08, 2008, 05:35:17 AM
Okay, I got a little cranky last night. It's rifftrax that I'm worried about. This iriff will bring rifftrax to fame... in the wrong direction. Like I said before, it will cause a controversy if the news hits Disney.
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Tripe on November 08, 2008, 05:39:52 AM
Might be a way to end it certainly.

Just give Zac Efron my home address and phone number right now. I can take him  ;)
I don't think you're his brand...
You better be insinuating that Zac Efron likes boys because if you are calling me uglier than Vannessa Hudgens on the rifftrax forum I WILL HURT YOU (and not participate in the riff)
What do you think I was insinuating about Zac "Quintessential Gayface" Efron?

I'm sure either you or 'Nessa  would make equally pretty beards for him :)



Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: RoninFox on November 08, 2008, 06:08:34 AM
Okay, I got a little cranky last night. It's rifftrax that I'm worried about. This iriff will bring rifftrax to fame... in the wrong direction. Like I said before, it will cause a controversy if the news hits Disney.

If it comes to that, which I severely doubt, the facts will be apparent.

Rifftrax did not write/perform/produce/sponsor the riff, they just provided the means to sell it.  If they have to, Rifftrax can take it down.

The people that would be offended by such a riff being put out...also don't have to watch it.
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on November 08, 2008, 07:11:01 AM
Okay, I got a little cranky last night. It's rifftrax that I'm worried about. This iriff will bring rifftrax to fame... in the wrong direction. Like I said before, it will cause a controversy if the news hits Disney.

If it comes to that, which I severely doubt, the facts will be apparent.

Rifftrax did not write/perform/produce/sponsor the riff, they just provided the means to sell it.  If they have to, Rifftrax can take it down.

The people that would be offended by such a riff being put out...also don't have to watch it.

Your correct, I guess I took this board way too seriously (at first, I thought it was an attack on me). But, I'll just sit back and ignore it as much as I can.

Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on November 08, 2008, 08:48:09 AM
Everyone does know I'm just playing along as the rifftrax troll and not serious about any of this right. I had Roninfox convinced though. Ha ha  :D
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Invader_quirk on November 08, 2008, 08:58:31 AM
Well, I know that at the end of the day, you know what you've said is silly, but I'm not entirely convinced it is all an act. Just give yourself a little more time to think before you say anything, a'ight?
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: mrbasehart on November 08, 2008, 09:00:23 AM
Everyone does know I'm just playing along as the rifftrax troll and not serious about any of this right. I had Roninfox convinced though. Ha ha  :D

I think you all have us convinced...   :speechless:
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on November 08, 2008, 01:31:48 PM
Well, I know that at the end of the day, you know what you've said is silly, but I'm not entirely convinced it is all an act. Just give yourself a little more time to think before you say anything, a'ight?

A'ight?
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: Invader_quirk on November 08, 2008, 03:40:27 PM
That's what I want to know! *LAUGHTRACK*
Title: Re: Nestor's Revenge Riff
Post by: N.E.S. TOR on November 08, 2008, 03:43:36 PM
Answer your damn phone!