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« on: April 01, 2008, 05:26:00 AM »


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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 05:30:22 AM »

Funny, but ya shoulda gone just a bit more subtle.
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 05:35:23 AM »

Yeah but I thought, why not make this thread to post this
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Madonna to star in 'Casablanca' remake?
31/03/2008 - 9:18:14 AM 

Pop superstar Madonna wants to relaunch her acting career with a remake of 1942 classic 'Casablanca'.

The Evita star is reportedly keen to modernise the Oscar-winning romantic drama, which originally starred Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman, and possibly set the film in Iraq.

But the planned project has been met by stiff opposition among Hollywood executives, according to British newspaper The Mail On Sunday.

A studio source says: "She is still determined to make it in the movies. She and her representatives have been touting around a project which is a remake of Casablanca. The reception has been lukewarm to say the least. No one can understand why she wants to redo what many people consider the greatest film of all time.




"Madonna is talking about taking the Ingrid Bergman role for herself, even though Bergman was in her 20s when she played Ilsa (Lund) and Madonna is nearly 50.

"She wants to update the story and maybe set it in a modern war zone such as Iraq. There is no script yet. Madonna and her people are testing the waters to see if this is the right vehicle for her and if a major studio will get behind the project."

A spokesperson for Madonna has so far refused to comment on the reports.

Madonna's last big-screen outing, in 2002's Swept Away, was panned by critics and she has since moved behind the camera to direct forthcoming movie Filth and Wisdom.
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 05:46:13 AM »

Someone please Nuke Hollywood now!
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2008, 07:40:53 AM »

The Madonnas and Tom Cruises would survive. They're like cockroaches.
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2008, 07:45:00 AM »

The Madonnas and Tom Cruises would survive. They're like cockroaches.

Naw, Tom Cruise has already killed off his own career.
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2008, 07:45:57 AM »

I don't think nuking is the answer because we would probably create some sort of Godzilla like creature, born of the waste, more terrible and powerful than the Hollywood before it.
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2008, 07:50:41 AM »

200 foot Scientologists??  EEKK!!
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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2008, 08:43:07 AM »

They're remaking Casblanca??? But the version with Peter Beardsley and Myra Binglebat was definitive!
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2008, 09:41:02 AM »

They're remaking Casblanca??? But the version with Peter Beardsley and Myra Binglebat was definitive!

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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2008, 01:46:59 PM »

C'mon guys! It'll be an awesome movie. There'll be explosions and planes crashing and people jumping out of the explosions and it'll be all RAAAAWWWRRR!!! And a jeep loaded with explosions will go flying from a ramp and crash into a building and it'll be GGGAAAAAAAAAAAWWWRRR!!!
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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2008, 03:58:30 PM »

They're remaking Casblanca??? But the version with Peter Beardsley and Myra Binglebat was definitive!

We'll always have Parrot's.
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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2008, 06:38:04 PM »

C'mon guys! It'll be an awesome movie. There'll be explosions and planes crashing and people jumping out of the explosions and it'll be all RAAAAWWWRRR!!! And a jeep loaded with explosions will go flying from a ramp and crash into a building and it'll be GGGAAAAAAAAAAAWWWRRR!!!

THOSE AREN'T IDEAS,THOSE ARE SFX!
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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2008, 06:40:17 PM »

C'mon guys! It'll be an awesome movie. There'll be explosions and planes crashing and people jumping out of the explosions and it'll be all RAAAAWWWRRR!!! And a jeep loaded with explosions will go flying from a ramp and crash into a building and it'll be GGGAAAAAAAAAAAWWWRRR!!!

THOSE AREN'T IDEAS,THOSE ARE SFX!

I... don't understand the difference
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2008, 06:44:02 PM »

We know you don't,Get out of here!
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