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« Reply #1785 on: December 23, 2008, 11:18:24 PM »

Yesterday I was taking a big package to someone's door and I noticed that inside their garage there was a dead, frozen dog with it's head possibly cut off and its ribs sticking out of the side of its body.  I dropped the package off and slipped on the bloody ice outside of the garage and landed in some of it flat on my back.  Just when I think I'm the strangest person, someone tops me.

The hell? Is this for real?
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« Reply #1786 on: December 23, 2008, 11:23:22 PM »

Yesterday I was taking a big package to someone's door and I noticed that inside their garage there was a dead, frozen dog with it's head possibly cut off and its ribs sticking out of the side of its body.  I dropped the package off and slipped on the bloody ice outside of the garage and landed in some of it flat on my back.  Just when I think I'm the strangest person, someone tops me.

Holy fuck. Did you do anything?
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« Reply #1787 on: December 24, 2008, 01:28:58 AM »

I told my boss what I saw, but for all I know they are going to have it stuffed.  They might even do their own taxidermy there.

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« Reply #1788 on: December 24, 2008, 02:54:32 AM »

Oh don't be sad, we'll have a record breaking season if all goes as it has been going in game 16.

and a first round draft pick.....WOO HOO! LETS GO LIONS Grr! next yr. is going to be the year  Roll Eyes


oh, and bta...are you sure it wasnt a deer? Man, I hope so.
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« Reply #1789 on: December 24, 2008, 03:03:11 AM »

Oh don't be sad, we'll have a record breaking season if all goes as it has been going in game 16.

and a first round draft pick.....WOO HOO! LETS GO LIONS Grr! next yr. is going to be the year  Roll Eyes


oh, and bta...are you sure it wasnt a deer? Man, I hope so.

A deer.  Yes.  It was not a deer.
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« Reply #1790 on: December 24, 2008, 10:01:53 AM »

Let's hope you weren't seeing someone's present, pre-wrapping. Ew.
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« Reply #1791 on: December 24, 2008, 11:18:37 AM »

Let's hope you weren't seeing someone's present, pre-wrapping. Ew.

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« Reply #1792 on: December 25, 2008, 07:33:19 PM »

Another repost from my vacation thread..

Well this is just great..
I have to be a part of a niece's baptism; when?? Sunday at 12:00 CST; right when the Panthers play the Saints Arrr!

I swear! Their lack of communication is just fuckin astounding... Grr!

Still Not Happy about this at all! Grr!
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« Reply #1793 on: December 29, 2008, 08:13:45 AM »

It sounds to me like you both need to articulate your expectations a lot better.
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« Reply #1794 on: January 07, 2009, 10:30:51 AM »

My holiday vacation officially ends in about six hours when I have to go back to work. Sigh...
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« Reply #1795 on: January 07, 2009, 10:33:13 AM »

My holiday vacation officially ends in about six hours when I have to go back to work. Sigh...

Bah, at least you have a job....hey can you get me a job?
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« Reply #1796 on: January 07, 2009, 10:44:58 AM »

Work-study. Sorry.
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« Reply #1797 on: January 07, 2009, 10:47:22 AM »

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« Reply #1798 on: January 07, 2009, 11:23:09 AM »

Don't feel bad.. I'm right there with you

Gotta catch a 6am bus in the morning for a 4hr trip to the Mexico City airport, then fight with USAirways for checkin and then TSA after that and then catch my 4hr flight at 1:30pm to Charlotte..
All to come back to tax season

Its gonna be a long day tomorrow
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« Reply #1799 on: January 11, 2009, 12:19:20 PM »

Great! Just F'N Great.. Arrr!

It's friggin Embarrising about the Panthers playoff game last night, but I went to go start my Dodge truck after returning from our month long vacation and the damn battery is dead; so dead, it won't hold a charge or stay running..
I just replaced the battery last year right after returning from vacation then, so there's a drain somewhere and I had it towed to the shop a little while ago..
Just what I need; a friggin mechanical bill on top of all the other bills backed up from our vacation.. Grr!
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