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« Reply #30 on: April 29, 2007, 12:40:25 PM » |
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My best friend's name is Mario Lopez and we once exchanged name tags when we worked at Burger King. (true story)
The next poster can play the guitar just like a ringin' a bell.
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I really do like pie.
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Hebs
The FBI Pays Me to Surf
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I'm not your girl scout biatch!
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« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2007, 01:17:35 PM » |
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I sit beneath a tree behind the railroad track, and carry my guitar in a gunny sack. No lie.
The next poster kisses babies and catches rainbows in jars.
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« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2007, 04:27:26 PM » |
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Which is much easier than my first job: Kissing rainbows and catching babies in a jar. The next poster once won the Congressional Medal of Honor- without every leaving the couch.
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Hazzah
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« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2007, 04:40:44 PM » |
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It's easy when you steal it from your psychotherapist who was in the military.
The next poster puts on puppet shows for the local orphanage.
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Hi-Keeba!
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« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2007, 08:24:45 PM » |
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yeah but i usually get booed off the stage.
The next person has donated money to charity on more than a few occasions
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 Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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AmazingThor
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« Reply #35 on: April 30, 2007, 03:28:32 AM » |
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After having started my own charity: Buy AmazingThor a car!
The next person believe that every child deserves a fair chance in life.
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« Reply #36 on: April 30, 2007, 07:46:35 AM » |
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not really, but that's what I tell people
the next person was Babs' inspiration for "Wind Beneath My Wings"
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there, there my dear. Few corpses are worth tears.
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AmazingThor
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« Reply #37 on: April 30, 2007, 10:00:08 AM » |
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But once she surgically removed her giant wings, the song didn't make any sense.
The next post could show Frank Sinatra a thing or two about singing.
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« Reply #38 on: April 30, 2007, 10:06:45 AM » |
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I'm sure he'd love to know my secret technique for making small children and cats run in terror with my voice.
The next person is the genius behind Martin's kettle cooked barbecue potato chips.
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Hazzah
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« Reply #39 on: April 30, 2007, 01:53:35 PM » |
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Actually it was supposed to be a saurkraut and cheese recipe. Unfortunately, it would up bbq flavor. *shudder*
The next poster took their mother to the prom because she missed it the first time.
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AmazingThor
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« Reply #40 on: May 01, 2007, 02:59:25 AM » |
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And boy do I wish that weren't true.
The next person pulled baby Jessica out of the well.
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« Reply #41 on: May 01, 2007, 08:36:47 AM » |
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Much to the chagrin of her parents...
The next person brought democracy to Cuba
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there, there my dear. Few corpses are worth tears.
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AmazingThor
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« Reply #42 on: May 02, 2007, 10:06:15 AM » |
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But they just returned it for store credit. The next poster can smell a BLT from miles away.
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« Reply #43 on: May 02, 2007, 07:42:19 PM » |
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And the makers of said BLT can hear me bitching about the fact that there's lettuce and tomato on the sandwich from a mile away.
The next person was Mister Olympia in 1992.
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« Reply #44 on: May 03, 2007, 02:29:40 AM » |
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Actually, I was Mr. Olympia in 1992 AND 1993
The next poster has the record for eating the most Taco John's Tacos in the GBOWR
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