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« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2007, 01:59:34 PM » |
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Madness? THIS IS HORSE!!!!
The Next Poster saved 300 people from watching the Horror that is Norbit.
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Killing me won't bring back your Goddamned honey!
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« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2007, 02:10:34 PM » |
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Would have saved more if traffic wasn't so bad
The next person defeated Chuck Norris in a roundhouse kicking contest
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"I am become Mike Nelson...the Destoryer of Worlds"
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« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2007, 03:01:20 AM » |
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But he got me back in the leg wrestling tournament.
The next person slept with all the Golden Girls. At once.
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« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2007, 12:23:40 PM » |
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Who knew Rue McClanahan could do that with her....nevermind.
The next person hugged all the evil out of the Republican National Convention
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there, there my dear. Few corpses are worth tears.
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« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2007, 01:39:33 PM » |
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I smelled like Stetson, marlboros, and brisket for weeks.
The next person recently had a wild night out that ended in punching the clown. (no, I mean an actual clown)
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I really do like pie.
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« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2007, 02:43:29 PM » |
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Damn dickweed clown deserved it too!!
The next poster once had an affair with a circus sideshow freak.
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Hi-Keeba!
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« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2007, 02:52:05 PM » |
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Once you got past the beard, she wasn't actually that bad.
The next person used a time machine to go back to WWII and gave Hitler a swift kick to the sweets.
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"SMOG INSPECTION!"
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« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2007, 03:02:21 PM » |
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And then had a threesome with an SS officer's wife and daughter.
The next person doesn't post at The Agony Booth.com.
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This iRiff will only be on sale for another few hours. Get it while it's cheap!  |
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« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2007, 03:03:20 PM » |
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I don't.  The person below me saved a kitten from a cosplay convention. |
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« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2007, 04:21:47 PM » |
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Yeah, but I tossed said kitty in the other direction...toward a busy freeway....  The next poster once laughed until they peed their pants. |
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Hi-Keeba!
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« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2007, 05:07:32 PM » |
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You would too if you saw John Goodman naked.
I heard the next guy has more bling then Liberace
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"I am become Mike Nelson...the Destoryer of Worlds"
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« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2007, 11:22:22 AM » |
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I did until Mr. T sent that cease and desist letter.
The next person is a robot from the future sent to kill Ryan Seacrest.
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« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2007, 11:40:31 AM » |
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Hi, I'm Brian Dunkelman...and I'm a miserable failure.
The next poster is nice enough to buy bags of cheetos for the homeless.
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Hi-Keeba!
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« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2007, 12:12:32 PM » |
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I took them all back because I realized they all had higher than average blood pressure.
The next poster has a really hot mom. And she makes him/her kind of embarrassed
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I really do like pie.
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« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2007, 07:27:04 AM » |
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She constantly has a fever, its so humiliating.
The next poster was once mistaken for Mario Lopez.
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