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« Reply #585 on: November 07, 2009, 01:50:59 PM » |
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Oooooh-weee, what up with that, what up with tha-at?
-Kenan Thompson, SNL
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« Reply #586 on: November 08, 2009, 08:48:50 PM » |
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That's a lot of fish.
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Why would you do that? - Zim Because it's cool. - Martian "My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We only kill out of personal spite." - Brain Guy Chomp on, little dude!
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« Reply #587 on: November 09, 2009, 11:09:00 AM » |
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Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it.
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« Reply #588 on: November 09, 2009, 01:59:01 PM » |
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Sew, very old one. Sew like the wind!
- Three Amigos
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« Reply #589 on: November 09, 2009, 02:16:41 PM » |
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"I am going to have a treasure bath! TREASURE BATH!!!!!"
- History of the World (Pt.1)
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$37.95 for this crap?? Landfill, here I come!
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« Reply #590 on: November 11, 2009, 10:53:03 AM » |
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They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
-- Laurence Binyon
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You're such a survivalist gun nut. Only the good die young...but most people are morally ambiguous which explains our random dying patterns. -- Tom Servo |
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« Reply #591 on: November 12, 2009, 07:19:09 AM » |
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They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
-- Laurence Binyon
Very inspiring....this is much in the same vein. Yes, he looked at me and said, "Doc," he said, "Some time, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to get out there and give it all they've got. And win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then Doc, he said. But I won't smell too good, that's for sure." --William Shakespeare |
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« Reply #592 on: November 13, 2009, 12:24:46 PM » |
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Sew, very old one. Sew like the wind!
- Three Amigos
 (fav quote from that movie). "So the 7 little dwarves had a limited partnership in a small mining operation. And one day a beautiful princess came to live with them. And they bartered housekeeping services for room and board, which was a real good deal for them because they didn't have to withhold social security or income tax or nothin', which you're really not supposed to do, you see, but for the purpose of the story, I think it's okay." ----Rick Moranis in Ghostbusters II |
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« Reply #593 on: November 13, 2009, 01:36:14 PM » |
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Sew, very old one. Sew like the wind!
- Three Amigos
(fav quote from that movie). "So the 7 little dwarves had a limited partnership in a small mining operation. And one day a beautiful princess came to live with them. And they bartered housekeeping services for room and board, which was a real good deal for them because they didn't have to withhold social security or income tax or nothin', which you're really not supposed to do, you see, but for the purpose of the story, I think it's okay." ----Rick Moranis in Ghostbusters II I'm claiming all this as a tax deduction, that's why I invited clients intsead of friends. |
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Why would you do that? - Zim Because it's cool. - Martian "My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We only kill out of personal spite." - Brain Guy Chomp on, little dude!
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« Reply #594 on: November 13, 2009, 03:55:42 PM » |
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NIGEL: It really puts perspective on things, though, doesn't it?
DAVID: Too much, there's too much fucking perspective now.
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« Reply #595 on: November 14, 2009, 06:39:05 PM » |
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"The centerpiece of this filmic holocaust is Mr. Tommy Wiseau himself. Without him, it would still be the worst movie ever made, but with him it is the greatest worst movie ever made. Tommy has been described as a Cajun, a Croatian cyborg, possibly from Belgium, clearly a product of Denmark, or maybe even not from this world or dimension. All of these things are true at any one moment. He is a tantalizing mystery stuffed inside an enigma wrapped in bacon and smothered in cheese. You will fall in love with this man even as you are repelled by him from the first moment he steps onto screen with his long Louis the Fourteenth style black locks and thick triangular shoulders packed into an oddly fitting suit, and his metallic steroid destroyed skin. Tommy looks out of place, out of time and out of this world. There has never been anything else like him. Nor will there ever be."
- From a review of The Room on Amazon
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« Reply #596 on: November 14, 2009, 08:58:01 PM » |
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Alas. Earwax.
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Tripe H. Redux
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Do you really want to hurt me?
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« Reply #597 on: November 15, 2009, 06:34:08 AM » |
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Catherine Sakai: Ambassador! While I was out there, I saw something. What was it? G'Kar: What is this? Catherine Sakai: An ant. G'Kar: Ant. Catherine Sakai: So much gets shipped up from Earth on commercial transports it's hard to keep them out. G'Kar: Yeah, I have just picked it up on the tip of my glove. If I put it down again, and it asks another ant, "what was that?", how would it explain? There are things in the universe billions of years older than either of our races. They're vast, timeless, and if they're aware of us at all, it is as little more than ants, and we have as much chance of communicating with them as an ant has with us. We know, we've tried, and we've learned that we can either stay out from underfoot or be stepped on. Catherine Sakai: That's it? That's all you know? G'Kar: Yes, they are a mystery. And I am both terrified and reassured to know that there are still wonders in the universe, that we have not yet explained everything. Whatever they are, Miss Sakai, they walk near Sigma 957, and they must walk there alone. One of my favourite exchanges in any episode of the show.  |
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« Reply #598 on: November 23, 2009, 07:27:48 PM » |
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I met the most amazing woman. She said "If you need anything, I'm Karen." I said "Wow. I've never met anyone with a conditional identity before.
Demetri Martin
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« Reply #599 on: November 23, 2009, 07:34:06 PM » |
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I met the most amazing woman. She said "If you need anything, I'm Karen." I said "Wow. I've never met anyone with a conditional identity before.
Demetri Martin
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