Work for RiffTrax!!!!!

[Conor]

I think forum moderation is pretty low on the list of the new hire's responsibilities. 

[RVR II]

I think forum moderation is pretty low on the list of the new hire's responsibilities. 

Yeah, the Janitor responsibilities are Much Higher

[heathermontana]

Should we address the cover letter to Uncle Rufus?

[torgosPizza]

Well we are no longer accepting resumes. We should be letting you know if you are getting an interview shortly.

[Scopus]

Well that sucks. Either way, I'm personally waiting for a position in the writing department. I hear that there is some real upside there.

[FordPrefect]

Well that sucks. Either way, I'm personally waiting for a position in the writing department. I hear that there is some real upside there.

You could try writing for iRiffs.

[LordZordec]

I have this cynical image in my mind that, while working for RiffTrax sounds like a job better than working for Willy Wonka, there is probably an extreme "small business, high pressure, sell your soul to the company and never get a weekend off again until the day you die and are replaced with a lower cost immigrant worker" element to it.

Everyone is probably afraid of Mike - he probably fires someone every Monday just to keep people on their toes.  The rest hate him and look forward to the day when he finally gets arrested and goes to jail for tax evasion.

The company probably has small grey cubicles, Dell PC's with standard corporate software, office carpet with a generic color that matches anything, ceiling tiles stained from water leaking from the air conditioning units that haven't worked right since the day they moved into the building, and large conference rooms where the real magic happens - every Tuesday there is a project manager meeting where Mike demands to know where the %&^$# the tracks for the new movie are, and threatens to fire someone if it isn't done on time, and since turds roll downhill, the manager of the writing department will come back in a bad mood, yell at the writers, and tell them they have to be more creative and funny or someone gets fired.  "A million people want the job you have!  If you cant cut it here, we will find someone else who can!!"

Come to think of it, why was this thread created?  Who got fired?

[Darth Geek]

You're Fired! You're Fired!