Twilight: New Moon, same old crap

[Toby Danger]

Well, got to see New Moon last night. And while I'll be man enough to admit there were a few improvments over the first movie... ye Gods, when this movie got bad, it was BAD!! To the point where ypu're almost laughing throughout the entire thing. A Rifftrax of this is pretty much assured.

Want proof?


I cannot wait to see the Rifftrax crew tear into this. It will be glorious.

[PlayMSTie]

Oh my gosh, Punch Face and Love Spelled Backwards Is Love -- I couldn't decide whether to  or die laughing. Actually, I spent a lot of the movie shaking with laughter (Robert P's entrance almost had me on the floor) -- thank God there weren't any fangirls sitting nearby to tear me a new one. This RiffTrax will be epic. I could actually hear some of the riffs in my head as I was watching. I know just where the "Lllllladies!" for Jacob is going to be.

By the way, in that song that played during Bella's months-long moping sesssion, was I the only one who heard "There's a possibility" as "There's a possum in the tea"? Twice? It wasn't till the third time I finally got what they were saying.

Oh, and regarding shirtlessness, an important PSA: http://relativelyentertaining.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/new-moons-valuable-lesson-for-todays-youth/

[D.B. Barnes]

Oh, and regarding shirtlessness, an important PSA: http://relativelyentertaining.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/new-moons-valuable-lesson-for-todays-youth/

 “Do small woodland creatures dwell in Robert Pattinson’s hair?” 

Thanks for that link!