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« on: November 20, 2009, 01:07:27 AM » |
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Shatner baby: "Waa..waa...goo...goo"
Ah, Count Chocula!
...and this flask, and this paddle-game, and that's all I need
And Spock beams in with his middle finger raised at Checkov
You know what else is pointy? I got to walk this off.
Oh Hai old Spock, welcome to San Francisco
My God the ship can talk!
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Trekker4747
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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2009, 09:27:37 PM » |
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Kevin as Uhura to Spock: "Chubby , geriatric fan-dance, or..."
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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2009, 12:01:48 AM » |
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All references to Nimoy's album were well received here. I love it when these three reveal the depths of their own geekiness while mocking geeky things.
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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2009, 03:45:34 AM » |
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All references to Nimoy's album were well received here. I love it when these three reveal the depths of their own geekiness while mocking geeky things. I liked that too. "Well, see, girl meets boy. They fall in love. He tells her she's everything he's been dreaming of...." it felt like they were sending a coded message with an obscure joke like that. |
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Thrifty
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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2009, 03:48:57 AM » |
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"A nearby Girls Gone Wild producer's ears perk up."
Uhura: "I thought you were one of those hicks who had sex with farm animals."
Bill: "No, that's Larry the Cable Guy."
"Been looking for a nickname. Got any ideas? Maybe something I've said in the past 10 seconds?"
"Aliens from other galaxies speak without accents. What's this guy's deal?"
"Yes, make pirotsky mouth the ship's P.A. guy."
"Scene guest directed by Aaron Sorkin."
*Sulu's sword unfolds*
"When it unfolds, it says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2009, 02:47:06 PM » |
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All the mocking of Chekov's accent was awesome.
"Nice. You warped us into a Del Taco bathroom."
There was also a slam against Wafflehouse that made me laugh but I can't remember the specific wording of it.
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"Did she just say Chipping?"
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« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2009, 12:14:03 PM » |
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Was there any mention in the riff how close Spock's father looks like Nosferatu?
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Thrifty
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2009, 12:21:14 PM » |
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Was there any mention in the riff how close Spock's father looks like Nosferatu? Almost. They said he looked like Count Chocula. |
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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2009, 12:29:57 PM » |
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Was there any mention in the riff how close Spock's father looks like Nosferatu? Almost. They said he looked like Count Chocula. Yeah, that was awesome. I was hoping for a "Live long and suck it" line in the council scene. <![CDATA[<a href="http://blip.tv/play/AYGAo0UC" target="_blank">http://blip.tv/play/AYGAo0UC</a>]]> |
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Why would you do that? - Zim Because it's cool. - Martian "My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We only kill out of personal spite." - Brain Guy Chomp on, little dude!
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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2009, 01:59:06 PM » |
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"And now, from the guy who brought you Cloverfield and the writing team responsible for both Transformers....We're in trouble."
"Yes, they fight...but the make up sex is pretty terrible too...might be why they fight."
"Jeez, I've seen Tex Avery cartoon characters less horny than this guy"
"This is fully 100% a sitcom now"
"Why did 'Heroes' suck so bad after season one?"
"Yes, destiny....it's a sci-fi term employed by lazy screenwriters."
"Rest of the crew care to stop the violent assault? No?"
"Oh, well, thanks for letting me think it was for political reasons all these years...I'm sure that didn't screw me up at all!"
"I'm not sure which one I'm jealous of!"
"Looks like their fighting in the warehouse where all the old Doctor Who sets are kept"
"No, it's true, Sir. I wouldn't make something like that up. No, running away won't help!"
And there was a line about Shatner in a Priceline commercial showing more dignity than Pine's performance in this...but I can't remember it exactly.
EDIT: Wait..found it...after Bones gives Kirk the sedative, Kevin goes, "Ah, Shatner is a paragon of dignity compared to this! And I'm talking Priceline.com Shatner!"
And that line about the sedative being "An episode of 'Praire Home Companion' in injection form" is pretty good too.
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Courtney
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2009, 03:07:45 PM » |
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The unison "Spoooooock" when child Spock is first shown was wonderful.
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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2009, 04:23:02 PM » |
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"how many times am i going to get chocked today?! my neck is going to have more bruises then a 7-11 banana!"
"nice......nice.........nice........neeeeeeeiiiiiccce?!"
anytime any of the guys talk in a scottish accent
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CJones
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« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2009, 12:24:17 PM » |
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Bill - "Marvel at the exotic set pieces of the Star Trek universe!"
Mike - "Filmed on location at a self-storarge complex that was shut down after the owner followed a female customer home."
Kevin, as Winona Ryder - "Oh my God! I'm playing the mother of a full grown man!"
Honestly, it's hard to imagine Winona Ryder as anything but a cute girl.
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« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2009, 04:11:26 PM » |
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"I am Spock."
"...is a book I wrote. It was much better than Tekwar."
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« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2009, 02:44:24 PM » |
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I cant get enough of Funky Spock. Here's hoping the Rifftones do an extended version someday.
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