PsychoGoatee
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« on: November 16, 2009, 11:26:46 AM » |
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There are countless hilarious instant classics starring these guy and their alumni Dolph Lundgren, etc. The low rent action genre would make for fine rifftrax. Van Damme: Time Cop would be the best, Universal Soldier, Lionheart, etc would be awesome material as well. Seagal: Hard to Kill, Out For Justice, On Deadly Ground, anything is good with ol' Steven. Michael Dudikoff: American Ninja, Bounty Hunters, pretty much anything. Lundgren: The Punisher (80s), Universal Soldier (again), etc.  |
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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2009, 07:05:35 AM » |
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Van Damme: Time Cop would be the best, Universal Soldier, Lionheart, etc would be awesome material as well.
I would say Double Impact, twice the Van Damme, half the plot, it's can't miss. |
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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2009, 09:06:35 PM » |
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This is just me, but I would love to see Sudden Death riffed.
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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2009, 09:14:17 PM » |
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The others would be fun, but please no Seagal. Bleh, I just can't stand that guy.
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Why would you do that? - Zim Because it's cool. - Martian "My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We only kill out of personal spite." - Brain Guy Chomp on, little dude!
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2009, 03:07:13 AM » |
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... Bleh, I just can't stand that guy.
Me either. I'd love to see him get ripped a new one. |
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2009, 03:51:35 AM » |
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This is just me, but I would love to see Sudden Death riffed.
I second that notion! Its bad... but still watchable. Just the right amount of cheese. Other van dam movies just end up being painfully boring to sit through. Speaking of van dam, there's a running joke in my family that "Time Cop" is my favorite movie. The time paradox thing in that movie drove me friggin crazy. Hmmm... maybe one day I'll trying riffing that one myself. My hatred stems deep in that one. |
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Rattrap007
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2009, 07:29:29 AM » |
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If the do a Segal film it has to be Deadly Ground with the heavy handed BS on environmental issues that are utter BS. He denounces oil as major polluters, yet blows up an entire oil rig doing far more pollution than the rig itself would ever do.
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2009, 09:25:57 AM » |
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If the do a Segal film it has to be Deadly Ground with the heavy handed BS on environmental issues that are utter BS. He denounces oil as major polluters, yet blows up an entire oil rig doing far more pollution than the rig itself would ever do.
I think that's the one where he bravely puts the smack down on kris kristofferson. |
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...more like a rabbit punch to the base of the brain. |
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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2009, 09:46:33 AM » |
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If the do a Segal film it has to be Deadly Ground with the heavy handed BS on environmental issues that are utter BS. He denounces oil as major polluters, yet blows up an entire oil rig doing far more pollution than the rig itself would ever do.
I think that's the one where he bravely puts the smack down on kris kristofferson. Yeah, for whatever reason they put black tar in Michael Caine's hair and I swear they gave him false teeth. He looks ridiculaus..... like he has square teeth.  |
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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2009, 01:02:27 PM » |
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... Bleh, I just can't stand that guy.
Me either. I'd love to see him get ripped a new one. He did die a pretty horrible death in the Kurt Russell movie Executive Decision. In fact, I think it's the ONLY movie where Steven Seagal dies, let alone 15 minutes into the movie. |
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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2009, 01:48:56 PM » |
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I still say Street Fighter would be the perfect Rifftrack.
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 I thought that Battlefield Earth was a spectactular dramatic masterpiece with the best acting and cinematography of any movie ever, and it got riffed!!!! (breaks out into tears) |
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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2009, 03:43:23 PM » |
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I still say Street Fighter would be the perfect Rifftrack.
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Rattrap007
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« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2009, 06:39:48 PM » |
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I still say Street Fighter would be the perfect Rifftrack.
OF COURSE! Get the Nostalgia Critic to do the riff.. |
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PsychoGoatee
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« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2009, 07:06:41 PM » |
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I still say Street Fighter would be the perfect Rifftrack.
Hell yes, especially after the great Raul Julia MST3K episode Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, it'd keep the Raul tradition going. |
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« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2009, 09:07:12 PM » |
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Segal's recent movies would be like fish in a barrel, middle aged, balding, fat guy in a jacket who's shot only in shadows.
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