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« on: October 27, 2009, 06:34:43 PM »

It's almost here!  We're only a sample away from releasing "Underworld: Rise of the Lycans" for your enjoyment.  Moleman and I have been working on this since late August, and we burned the midnight oil to get it released by the end of October, since nothing says Halloween better than vampires and werewolves fighting each other in the 14th...13th...well, a long time ago.

But, I see Horr-Riff-ic just released Halloween III tonight.  In that case..."If you see one iRiff this Halloween, see...well, 'Halloween.'  If you see TWO iRiffs, see Underworld: Rise of the Lycans!  Oh, and if you see three iRiffs, consult a physician immediately; do not induce vomiting." Grin

Set in a time before the primary colors red and yellow were invented, vampires, not feeling that being vampires was good enough to keep people scared, enslaved werewolves to act as their protectors in the daylight hours.  This all goes pretty much according to plan...amazingly...until werewolf Lucian (Michael Sheen, whose 'sheen' actually makes you happy the movie was presented in "Smell-o-Rama") makes time with the head vampire's (Bill Nighy, who forgot he isn't Davy Jones in this movie) daughter (Rhona Mitra).  While it's understandable that most people would risk certain death to spend a night with Rhona Mitra, what actually happens sets the stage for the war that continues through Underworlds 1&2...yes, it's a prequel, and yes, it only took them two movies to resort to that tactic.

And like I said, when we can get a sample up, we go live!  Hooray!

EDIT: A sample is available!  Take a look and see what you think!
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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2009, 06:51:18 PM »

Looking forward to this!    I can only assume Piobman has the cover for this taken, right?
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« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2009, 07:16:19 PM »

But, I see Horr-Riff-ic just released Halloween III tonight.  In that case..."If you see one iRiff this Halloween, see...well, 'Halloween.'  If you see TWO iRiffs, see Underworld: Rise of the Lycans!  Oh, and if you see three iRiffs, consult a physician immediately; do not induce vomiting." Grin

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« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2009, 07:57:43 PM »

Looking forward to this!    I can only assume Piobman has the cover for this taken, right?

The poster art this time around was done by Moleman, but feel free to go nuts with the DVD covers.  Both Moleman and I have jpegs of the poster art if you want it, though I think he may have a higher resolution version.
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« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2009, 09:59:53 PM »

Here's two samples to wet your appetite:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/ng8WguYjSa8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/ng8WguYjSa8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/1QqiYxLoU6c&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/1QqiYxLoU6c&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>
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« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2009, 10:02:13 PM »

And in case you need any more evidence why you need to buy this riff...this shocking interview of a real true-to-life Werewolf encounter should convince you.



<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/BVy_7WZ3yxc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/BVy_7WZ3yxc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>
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« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2009, 10:19:42 PM »

And the file is available!  Enjoy!
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« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2009, 11:06:33 PM »

For us the lazy types... here's a link to the riff. http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/one-man-band/underworld-rise-lycans-two-man-band
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« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2009, 09:42:09 AM »

AND, this movie is available via Netlfix as an instant watch, so no cost!
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« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2009, 12:10:42 PM »

Just upping this because of the good news...

I can't speak for Moleman, but definitely for me this is a first...Underworld is the Featured iRiff of the week!  So, thanks to everybody who bought it so far, and for the staff for putting us up!

And in other news, I'm working on a PAL edition as we speak, so I should have that up during later today.
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« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2009, 12:15:03 PM »

OK now you have to buy it now....WE'RE FEATURED!!!!!!



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« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2009, 12:51:22 PM »

Dude, how did I miss this until now? And a movie I already inexplicably own, too!

Congrats on being featured.
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« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2009, 12:58:41 PM »

You have to get that printed on a coffee mug or tshirt.
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« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2009, 11:31:15 AM »

Probably going to watch this tonight or, if I skip Monday Night Football, on Monday.

Honestly, all I remember about this movie is guys yelling like they were about to give birth and the one chick pouting and trying to look like the original chick.   I think every single moment of film is either a guy yelling or the replacement chick pouting.   

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« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2009, 01:33:39 PM »

Nice.  I love the "Triple Decker" of everybody screaming in the exact same way.
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