"Morgan Freeman in drag!"
"I expect you to die."
"I wish our marriage had never been arranged."
"But surrender, he's all over that."
"I noticed your boner."
"Man, I'm late AND early!"
"Don't blame me, I voted for Musolini."
I think this was great.
"Goodbye is a human emotion."
"Thank you. Come again."
Big. Dead. Ass. --- Multiple
"....Is what I thought when the first one came out over a decade ago."
"His Kool-Aid Man impression is a little half assed."
Comment about the rave scene from Matrix II continuing.
"You stay here and have breasts."
"Guns. Solve your problem with: a gun."
"Escargeaux to Hell!"
"She noticed her boner."
"Thanks for ruining everthing!"
"Oh no! Math!"
"And in some cases, the beginning is far, FAR superiour to the end!"
"He's going to Washington, isn't he?"
"Op! Sorry about my noisy shoe, guys. I've been meaning to get that fixed."
"If we stay in the darkness much longer, I may have to take off my sunglasses."
"Yeah, because YOU didn't eat your vegetables."
"I knew this cigarette would disappoint me."
"I liked you Momons better when you knocked."
"Seems I've just got my groove back."
"Yeah, yeah. That's a good floor."
"Here, stick this on your thingie."
"The Council of TV Psychics."
"That's Allstate's stand."
"Come on, children. Let's get you equiped with guns."
"Really, that's my line?"
"Chewie, are you done cleaning the..."
"If that's okay, Holy One."
"THEN would you go out with me?"
"Your dumb vacant face."
"Turns out our boots don't have buckles. Heh."
"Which is funny because I thought I asked you to take out the garbage, like, 4 times."
"If the Beach Boys show up, I'm leaving." XD
"He's in a turtle based programing language?"
WNBA comment
Cat comment
RHYMES!!!!
"Me no can see now." XD
"YEAH, THE HELL WITH SUBTLETY."
"PUT CLIFFNOTES ~IN~ THE FILM!"
"You look like the doucheist member of The Fantastic Four."
"His impending annihilation really pisses him off."
Machines v. Machines.
"Do good fighting."
"Live. Any given Journey album cover."
"Fart your music out."
"I, however, will not put you in a corner."
"Remember you guys, these movies are, philosophical."
"Oh good. Computer stuff."
"Already requested that he not hurt us, sir."
"Do you know there is no dumber action sequence that can't be made dumber by yelling like a wounded grizzly."
"You are now my bride. Uh, never mind, you're a dude."
"Killroy is less impressive in real life."
"Mixed metaphore. Fifteen yard penalty."
"The Backstory Committee already in progress."
"I assume that's a U2 concert up ahead?"
"Over there...."
"Clock stuff, I mean. Not the herb."
Frogger reference.
"Yes, the, 'We Built a Movie Franchise Around Keanu Reeves, Do You Really Expect This To Make Sense', theory."
"Unconscience, 'Woah.'"
"Here, let me burn your eyes out."
Again, the one spoiler scene I mentioned before, I cannot stop laughing throughout all the comments. ACE!!!
"Ah. Good. Back to the cheery warmth of Zion."
"Robots appear to be big vertibrae fans."
"Painy?"
"I'm gonna tip one over."
"Oh shut up Commander Bitchious."
"Ugh. I think one of them winked at me. Wierd."
"Great, then we can skip to the end, right? ........Hell."
"Uh-oh, their water broke."
"And let's add spinning around like Cirque du Soleil with the hitting and kicking and flying around on Peter Pan wire."
"Fly through my crotch."
--"Later, Bill."
"Three o' clock good for you?"
"Gotta question Neo's deciscion to come to this epic battle dressed as a Jesuit."
"Neo has studied under Miss Piggy. Hi-ya!"
"I wonder what he's got planned flying straight at me."
"And now they come shooting out the other side fighting somewher over Singapore."
"Ugh. Philosophy Major."
"Yes, you CHOOSE to get your ass handed to you by an Australian."
"Well, let me introduce you to a man named Fist."
"Excellent."
"He's having a total eclipse of the Heart!"
"Turn around, bright eyes."
"We can go back to starving now! And killing each other!"
"What a *bleep* letdown."
"Nope, it's the matrix."
"A scene that isn't weird or filthy!"
"And, so, as the sun rises on the matrix, most of humanity is still enslaved by the robot overlords while the rest continue to rot in a damp cave with poor ventilation miles underground. What a glorious ending to over six hours of movie."
