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« on: September 29, 2009, 03:04:36 PM » |
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I'm learning while watching this that the Matrix after 3 movies really Sux  |
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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2009, 07:02:28 PM » |
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I learned where she was hiding her ostrich eggs. WOW.
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"Did she just say Chipping?"
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RVR II
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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2009, 07:04:14 PM » |
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I learned where she was hiding her ostrich eggs. WOW.
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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2009, 09:07:31 PM » |
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I learned that EMPs can only be on ships, not in their base where, you know, they will inevitably need it the most.
I learned that guns are best mounted to big robots that do little but stand there and shoot. And on said robot there doesn't need to be ANY PROTECTION for the the operator AT ALL. For crying out loud, not even a cage or Plexiglas or anything. Also, the training for operating a big complicated robot is optional.
I learned that a minor character will die instantly from a small scalpel blade in the stomach. But if your name is on the poster, you can ramble on for ten minutes with several girders through vital organs.
I learned that nonsense tinged green and blue, is still nonsense.
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Why would you do that? - Zim Because it's cool. - Martian "My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We only kill out of personal spite." - Brain Guy Chomp on, little dude!
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Lovye
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« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2009, 10:29:10 PM » |
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I learned Neo studied under Miss Piggy.
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Darth Geek
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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2009, 09:59:51 AM » |
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I learned Neo studied under Miss Piggy.
Yeah, that was a good one. |
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Why would you do that? - Zim Because it's cool. - Martian "My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We only kill out of personal spite." - Brain Guy Chomp on, little dude!
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Simian Sam
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Thinking about Porn
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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2009, 10:47:17 PM » |
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I learned that even though that "the war was over" most of mankind is still enslaved by the Matrix, so what the hell?!
I learned that the few split second shots of Monica Belluci's cleavage were more worth watching than the entirety of the film itself!
I learned that the crazy Australian dude from "Road Warrior" hasn't aged a bit.
I learned that if you attach existential philosophical BS between your action scenes in a your movie then somehow it's a sophisticated film.
I learned that the Oracle changing appearance requires no other explanation other than "I made a choice."
I learned that the Architect is related to Colonel Sanders.
I learned that the only actor that can out robot Hayden Christian is Keanu Reeves (at least he can't out whine him if anything).
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Russell
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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2009, 12:03:00 AM » |
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I learned that no matter what, under any circumstances, machines never, ever lie.
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The future is much easier to see when you're driving
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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2009, 07:20:28 AM » |
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I learned that it's a very real possibility that the programs I've installed on my computer may marry each other and have children.
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Lovye
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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2009, 10:33:14 AM » |
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I've learned, "love," is just a word.
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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2009, 11:23:13 AM » |
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I learned that it's a very real possibility that the programs I've installed on my computer may marry each other and have children.
Didn't you know that? It happens all the time. SimCity and SimEarth had a baby named SimTown. It's easier to use and more fun than either of those two. |
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« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2009, 03:51:19 PM » |
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I learned that I love how long it didn't take for isbigdeadassguyalive.com to get registered.  |
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Conor
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« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2009, 04:20:27 PM » |
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That's amazing. Who did that? |
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skycow007
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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2009, 05:51:29 PM » |
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That's amazing. Who did that? Snapped it up quick when I noticed no other Rifftrax folk had taken the initiative  Any suggestions? I thought perhaps an "update" feature... |
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cfkane
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« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2009, 08:10:57 PM » |
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I learned that the Wachowskis wanted their climatic fight scene to have a choral piece with the lyrics "Mazel Tov, Messiah, Maya" |
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