GI Joe: Rise of Cobra

[Cosmic Muse]

Perhaps we need to start a Barbed Wire thread?

[Minnesota]

As far as kids action movies go, this one was better than most. It didnt have any fart jokes. The violence wasnt dumbed down. Also, it worked hard on giving many of the characters a purpose. At the end of the day it was a good kids action movie. Nothing great, but certainly not terrible.

(never seen the cartoon btw).

All that said, I found myself thinking up a bunch of jokes for this one. I hope they throw some effort at this Rifftrax, cause it has a lot of potential.

[PsychoGoatee]

I love GI Joe Rise of Cobra, very fun movie. Ninjas and babes! That said, of course it's a fine choice for a legendary rifftrax.

[Kete]

As far as kids action movies go, this one was better than most. It didnt have any fart jokes. The violence wasnt dumbed down. Also, it worked hard on giving many of the characters a purpose. At the end of the day it was a good kids action movie. Nothing great, but certainly not terrible.

I very much agree.  I loved that this movie was watchable for younger kids.  No fart jokes, no masturbation jokes, only one or two swear words.  I let my 6 year old watch this as most of the violence was over her head, and only had to cover her eyes when the guy's head melts.  The plot may have had a few holes, but it wasn't the swiss cheese of Transformers.  Some of the jokes were actually funny.  I wish Michael Bay could learn a few things from this show, but we all know that he's beyond hope.

[Lazarus Dark]

I wish Michael Bay could learn a few things from this show, but we all know that he's beyond hope.

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Are you serious?

This movie barely had 6 seconds of film that wasn't exploding.
What could Michael Baysplosion possibly learn... How to make an entire movie of explosions as opposed to his usual 1/2 to 3/4 of a movie???