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« on: May 26, 2009, 11:20:38 AM » |
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The contributions to our previous scenes have been superb. We've finished our script and 90% of our recording (just need to tweak some lines). We're very unhappy how one scene particularly played out, so we're opening it up to the board here. Ok, riffers... do your worst-- I mean, best-- I mean... oh you know what I mean: (EDIT: We've locked in our "...is there some lucky little nerd you left..." line, so we're not accepting any riffs for that part. All else is free reign though)<![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/HswRgWN9nWQ&hl=en&fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/HswRgWN9nWQ&hl=en&fs=1</a>]]>Thanks one last time from The TreacheRiffers! May the best riffs win and look for the iRiff to be available in the next couple weeks (if all goes according to plan, of course)!!! |
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Darth Geek
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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2009, 03:49:43 PM » |
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They're trying to out bad-act each other! Stop it!
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Why would you do that? - Zim Because it's cool. - Martian "My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We only kill out of personal spite." - Brain Guy Chomp on, little dude!
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Andrew Eisen
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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2009, 04:05:33 PM » |
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“Ugh, easy doc!”
They’ve perfected space travel but haven’t figured out snaps or zippers?
“...concern I detect in your voice? Ow!”
Oh hey, Velcro! Guess I didn’t have to use the razor after all!
“Oo, what’s that?”
It’s a t-shirt genius.
“Wouldn’t it be easier to use a magic marker?”
To remove a tattoo?
“Yeah well that’s me. A girl in every port.”
No, that was Groucho Marx.
“So Major, no family? Nothing to tie you down, no one to miss?” “Nah, I’ve never been the fit in and play nice type.”
Good, then no one’s going to come looking after I blast you out the airlock.
“Well if there’s no time for fun, Doc, then what are we saving the planet for?”
Because we need somewhere to build a few hundred more Starbucks.
Andrew Eisen
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Raven
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« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2009, 07:55:39 PM » |
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0:00 cutting suit open "When preparing your LeBlanc for consumption, be careful while removing the shell."
Here's a couple I did up quick.
0:12 detect in your voice "No, I'm just jewish, we worry about everything"
0:25 holy t-shirt "I think he mugged the Brooklyn Brawler"
0:32 had it removed "The Ayrian brotherhood wasn't kidding"
0:32 had it removed "took it off with a belt sander like Mel Gibson in Bird on a Wire"
0:32 had it removed "the writers decided to let Ross have her afterall"
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Father Time
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2009, 01:57:12 PM » |
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Having never seen lost in space here's my riffs
Easy Doc
I still have 2 gigs of funny pictures stored in that vest (substitute funny pictures with porn if you wish)
Is that concern in your voice? Ughh
Don't you ever assume I have basic concern for human misery ever again
A battle scar? Sort of
I was attacked by a squirrel
Why don't you use a magic marker
I tried but they never call
No family to tie you down nothing to miss
No next of kin?
I guess you think that's romantic
Talking about ex-girlfriends is one of her turn ons
I spent 3 years working on this mission
And yet the movie is only X minutes long
I haven't had time for fun
Although I do have time for flirting
What are we saving the planet for?
Well it was either us or the A-team, not every show can get a movie.
Some of these may need to be re-worded
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SJP
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2009, 04:32:30 PM » |
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"Easy, Doc!" - This a robot sex tape all of a sudden?
"...wasn't your hide." - Your hide would smell worse.
"...I detect in your voice?" - Actually, it's Vicks Vapo-Rub.
"Sort of." - It's for the Battle Scar action figure version of me.
"Had it removed." - Though it's hard to forget a name like "Muscleblaster 6000."
"That's me." - My family was killed by magic markers.
"...play-nice type." - I cheat at Strip Solitaire.
"...think that's romantic." - What? What did he pull out? Oh, no!
"No I don't." - But when Jaws pops out of the water, ohhh baby...
"...what are we saving the planet for?" - You know? You're right. Screw this rock, let's get wasted!
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Raven
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2009, 04:38:51 PM » |
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Don't know how low brow you go, but you could add "what's up doc... Answer - my penis" while they're flirting at some point.
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fireyf
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Believe it or not I'm riffing your movie!
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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2009, 05:00:03 PM » |
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00:07 The rest fried your testicles.
00:12 No it's disappoint.
00:20 That's from when I had my talent removed.
00:27 It said I heart sandwiches
00:31 She turned out to be a guy.
00:39 And a rash in every orifice.
00:44 Nope, I was grown in a Petri dish.
00:53 I just can't seem to stop killing people.
01:02 Yeah, his name is Sally.
01:08 That's what we Planeteers do.
01:15 There goes a man who really has his priorities straight.
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FBX
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2009, 07:13:17 PM » |
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00:07 The rest fried your testicles.
00:12 No it's disappoint.
00:20 That's from when I had my talent removed.
00:27 It said I heart sandwiches
00:31 She turned out to be a guy.
00:39 And a rash in every orifice.
00:44 Nope, I was grown in a Petri dish.
00:53 I just can't seem to stop killing people.
01:02 Yeah, his name is Sally.
01:08 That's what we Planeteers do.
01:15 There goes a man who really has his priorities straight.
All good ones man |
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stansimpson
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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2009, 09:39:26 PM » |
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00:07 The rest fried your testicles.
00:12 No it's disappoint.
00:20 That's from when I had my talent removed.
00:27 It said I heart sandwiches
00:31 She turned out to be a guy.
00:39 And a rash in every orifice.
00:44 Nope, I was grown in a Petri dish.
00:53 I just can't seem to stop killing people.
01:02 Yeah, his name is Sally.
01:08 That's what we Planeteers do.
01:15 There goes a man who really has his priorities straight.
All good ones man Agreed. Not using them all (not sure theyll fit) as much as I'd like to. I must say again, I'm impressed with these contributions! |
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FBX
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2009, 11:47:30 PM » |
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"Doctor, is that concern I detect in your voice?"
The voice acting lessons paid off!
"Hey what's that?"
Oh my kitten fluffy gave me that
"Battle scar?"
Yeah she was scratching the furniture; I tried to stop her
Alternatively, shorter, sweeter maybe:
"Hey what's that?"
Cat did it
"Battle scar?"
If you want to call it that
"Wouldn't it had been easier to use a magic marker?"
A magic marker to remove a tattoo? Jesus she is blonde!
(she peers down at his ass)
Why is he spreading his ass cheeks apart?
"I bet you think that is romantic?"
"No... no I dont"
A trip to McDonalds... NAKED on the other hand...
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fireyf
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Believe it or not I'm riffing your movie!
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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2009, 06:00:26 PM » |
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00:07 The rest fried your testicles.
00:12 No it's disappoint.
00:20 That's from when I had my talent removed.
00:27 It said I heart sandwiches
00:31 She turned out to be a guy.
00:39 And a rash in every orifice.
00:44 Nope, I was grown in a Petri dish.
00:53 I just can't seem to stop killing people.
01:02 Yeah, his name is Sally.
01:08 That's what we Planeteers do.
01:15 There goes a man who really has his priorities straight.
All good ones man Agreed. Not using them all (not sure theyll fit) as much as I'd like to. I must say again, I'm impressed with these contributions! Thanks. Looks like a fun movie to riff. Can't wait to see the finished product. |
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stansimpson
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« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2009, 06:52:04 PM » |
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I'm closing the thread now (unofficially... because I'm not a moderator). We finally recorded our complete run-through, and we're down to just some very minor tweaking. Allow me to say, you guys did a FANTASTIC job! Thanks SO much for the the time and effort you took to help make this riff that much funnier. We really wish we could use several at once because there were so many good ones. It's a shame it has to be narrowed down to a few. It was sad to see two really good jokes overlap each other, forcing us to kill one, but that's the nature of the beast I guess. Here are the people whose riffs made it in: AndrewEisen FBX fireyf SJP Father Time (and yes, we re-worded yours... but only slightly.  ). Congratulations to you all! Look for the iriff to be out some time this month!  |
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stansimpson
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« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2009, 10:44:50 AM » |
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"Lost In Space" is now available!
Just click the banner below.
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