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[SJP]

Clip 21

0:06 - And so we end our busy broadcast day.
0:12 - But enough about my back surgery...
0:19 - They're sorry about the delay, pizza should be here in fifteen minutes.
0:25 - This?  Gonna light and stick it on my neighbor's doorstep.
0:32 - I can see it now..."Yeah, I lost my hand trying to kill a family on vacation, you have it, by chance?"
0:41 - Officer Tom Savini is on the case.
0:49 - And he's still sitting in there, telling them stories about other hands that had been lopped off.
0:55 - *Southern accent* The Gibsons are arrivin'!  Oh, and I have nothin' to wear!
1:05 - If Jack Nicholson's the caretaker, I would say it's best to leave.
1:11 - Wow, this must've had a bunch of commercial breaks when it was first released.
1:19 - Five seconds!  That makes that ball the most successful baby's toy ever!
1:25 - See, car?  Me and my wife have an understanding.
1:36 - No, I tried that and the brakes didn't work for a week.
1:44 - Mel, the leprosy gag wasn't fun before rehearsal, either.
1:51 - There, now you're officially a brown noser.
1:58 - Don't touch me with those lips, or else I'll rip off something really important.
2:08 - Eew, ick, no.
2:15 - *Creepy, pervy voice* And then I have to grease the engine, mm, ha ha ha ha ha ha!
2:20 - I figured she was more into plantains, myself.
2:34 - WHAT?!?  WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?
2:38 - Turn my head crank, spit out ice cream?
2:42 - Oh, Max, that's the signal for a fastball!
2:52 - And now, Zelda Rubinstein reads War and Peace.
3:00 - But I warn you, he is twelve feet tall.

Clip 22
0:14 - Don't act like you know her, it only encourages her.
0:24 - *dog* Ha!  You are not as hard to track as you think you are!
0:36 - She's being followed by Manhunter's cinematographer.
0:42 - The film that hates building suspense!
0:48 - *dog* No!  That could've been a dodo!
0:58 - Tom Cruise, Jennifer Connelly, hobbits, and a bunch of Muppets start coming the other way...
1:01 - The hell?  She have Insta-Ocean in her pocket?
1:10 - Guybrush Threepwood, meanwhile, searches for a way to escape Monkey Island.
1:18 - Whew!  What an exhilarating jump cut!
1:24 - *Deep voice* HEY, THIS IS MY BEACH!
1:32 - Dog can't stand hecklers.
1:41 - We get a nice, long shot of the dog running away, but when bad guys show up the movie cuts away faster than a chainsaw?
1:49 - I detect the loss of a calming, spaniel presence.
1:58 - Well my dog's gone.  Guess the day's over.
2:10 - Whose woods these are, I have no clue...
2:25 - *singing* The hills are alive, with the sound of music...
2:34 - A potential plot device, run!
2:41 - Some movies establish pacing slowly.  This movie establishes pacing unwillingly.
2:51 - Hey, come back!  You forgot your umbrella!
2:49 - I guess Rita Repulsive wants revenge on Max.
2:59 - My mark!  OR Go team!

[SJP]

Clip 23

0:06 - Oh, no, trees!  It's like that weekend with Sam Raimi all over again!
0:14 - Now they're stealing Bugs Bunny opera music.
0:17 - Hitchcock!  Get out of here!
0:25 - Duck Hunt has its revenge.
0:34 - Have you seen Uncle Red?  <-- A little obscure, Red Green Show reference
0:39 - Wife in danger?  SuperMax springs into action!
0:47 - Hope my idiot husband fixed that damn fan belt.
0:49 - GROSS!  Oh, that's just his pants.
0:54 - *singing* Oh, you'll come a-shotgun Matilda with me.
0:59 - *old voice* I watched.  Does that count for anything?
1:05 - Oh, I don't know, maybe the insane yokel can explain for you.
1:17 - But tell him I wish he was taller.
1:27 - My boy will take good care of you, make you squeal a pig, he can!
1:33 - *As Max* All right, Max, you're not running away, you're just thinking some things out...
1:36 - *As guy* I don't know, folks, you think it's all gonna be okay?
1:44 - A nap on the murder couch will make you right as rain again.
1:54 - By the way, your baby was playing on the edge of a cliff when I last saw him, should I be concerned?
2:07 - The decor is sucking the life right out of her.
2:12 - In a second, they'll be at the windows, coming through the floorboards, squeezing down the water pipes...
2:25 - Yes, my son works at the Roadhouse.
2:33 - May Swayze!  The infamous revolutionary!
2:40 - Close the bloody door!
2:51 - Why?  Why did I ever take a moment to myself?

Clip 24

0:07 - She'd have more luck looking for Mr. Beardsley, I think.
0:20 - It's a baby!  It doesn't have wheels, it probably couldn't have gotten that far!
0:32 - *Irish cop voice* If it isn't a wee baby-losin' lady!
0:38 - We just moved town closer to you, very expensive.
0:45 - Wow, he really DID ask around about it.
0:53 - Give me a haircut and we'll call it even.
0:58 - This isn't Chili's, we don't have that policy!
1:04 - I stole mine from vaudeville!
1:16 - Luckily, we offer humor transfusions, half price, today only.
1:22 - Spread the filth around.
1:29 - Well, nothing, then, I guess.
1:36 - Mother!  I said never interrupt when I'm negotiating!
1:46 - Hear that, Frankenstein?
1:52 - That barrel was two days from retirement!
2:04 - And if somebody so much as loses a hand I'll blast them to Kingdom Come!
2:13 - No, you idiot, the VAN!
2:20 - The Au Pair Nanny makes her getaway.
2:25 - Joke's on you, we LIKE it in here!
2:35 - Hey, somebody smell...oh, Toecutter!  Man!  Somebody let us out!
2:42 - My eyes!  It's like burnt hair and roasting mustard!
2:54 - Drive into the ocean, it's our only chance!
2:59 - FRESH...AIR!

[Tripe H. Redux]

Clip 24

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0:13 Those incidental musicians are getting dangerously close
0:35 That is the ugliest Madonna and Child I've ever seen
0:41 He's writing a poem right now it's going to be very deep
0:44 (as Jessie) And I wanted to to have long straight silky hair, life's not fair sometimes.
0:51 (as Jessie) See, you understand about the hell of frizziness
1:39 and that house coat is hideous, what are you thinking woman?
1:49 (as Mel) that was a gun shot, Jews cause all the gun shots in the world
1:51 Anyone else need to pee?
1:57 And that's how the mass Australian biker asphyxiation happened.
2:06 (as Buffalo Bill) It puts the baby on the ground or.... hmmm... it gets shot
2:22 Why don't you just shoot them Grandma?
2:33 Yeah they're contained now, this is probably a good time for a shootin'
2:36 Or a biker shagfest apparently (might not fit for time so)
2:36 The shed's a rocking best not to come knocking

[Raven]

Clip 25

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[Moleman]

Clip 19of31

0:17 - *Dino from Flintstones sleep noises
0:24 - (after "Thing about it") We should start seeing other people
0:31 - Stammering Max, the movie
0:39 - *muffled......your knee is in my groin
0:44 - We now take you live to a red light traffic cam already in progress
0:53 - ...then we send em, a refferedum, and we call em, to tell em, they need to where a condom, and....Riffer #2: Will you cut that out
1:07 - (after "get a load of that") I sound like I'm southern even though this is Australia...*southern accent
1:11 - and now I sound like a wrestling announcer
1:18 - I'm tryin out all kinds of accents today
1:24 - He wants to sell him guitar strings?
1:33 - There's some strange baby in the car I don't know how he got here
1:45 - I can make you squeel like a pig if y'all want
2:01 - (saying to himself) hmm nice ass
2:09 - *really fast and annoying......Truckin is so fun you know you're the first person I've seen in months your such a nice guy thank you so much for comin its so nice to finaly talk to someone so can share I'll my truckin and tire stories with
2:18 - ...and cut......cut.....CUT......CUT DAMN YOU CUT!!!!!!!!!!
2:34 - Ah there's a gerbal on my lip
2:40 - They couldn't just....drive around....?
2:50 - OH NO its the Beach Bum Cannibals!!! Riffer #2: I use to play bass for....Riffer #1: Don't say it!
2:59 - Just doin my power situps

Notes:
1:24 - Another company with the same name, Dunlop, also makes guitar strings and accessories


Clip 20of31

0:02 - So they've been driving all over and they just happen to end up where the same gang is?
0:09 - They're on the island of Dr. Moreau
0:17 - Ahhhhuuuuugo...boing boing.....kabloo, *slide whistle.....ayeyayayayaya
0:23 - The city's really got to do something, they've let these people get so aggresive
0:29 - Can I wash your window for a dollar
0:37 - *like a pickup line.....Hey baby can I lick your cone
0:42 - ..and some other type of hair that we should mention with a kid around
0:48 - ouuu, right in the creamsicles
0:53 - This is where her Grand Theft Auto people running over skills finally pay off
1:04 - Chain Chain Chain.....Chain of fools
1:11 - Bill Gates must be frickin cheetah then
1:23 - When the hell have I ever taken your word
1:25 - What about the kid?....Ah who cares
1:30 - At least the dogs safe
1:41 - That's the last time I try out a new accent on someone
1:49 - Aren't they, I don't know, chasing them right now?  I think the Slowsky's can outrun them.
2:05 - DAMMIT I hate those spares!...*really angrily
2:14 - *pee wee Hermen laugh
2:17 - Now please enjoy another 20 second drive up scene
2:30 - Want to ignore the fact that we just had a tramatic experience?
2:46 - *saying it with teeth shut.....I'm a ventrilquist
2:53 - (after "whats the matter with you")  Hakuna Motata
2:58 - They planted a bug, their tracking us!
3:01 - I never found Thing that scary myself

Notes:
0:23 - I'm referring to the people who look homeless with the signs on street corners.  A lot of that where I live.
1:04 - Aretha Franklin
1:49 - Turtles in the Comcast commercials
2:53 - Lion King
3:01 - Adams Family


Clip 21of31

0:08 - *like the road runner....Beep Beep
0:17 - Myself...I mean you
0:21 - (after "agrred with him") Yes it is a hand
0:27 - I got an idea about a great Halloween prank
0:35 - You could say it was a "handy" way out of this predicament
0:41 - Its ok for me to grope you with your husband standing right there
0:53 - So Manos......the Hands of Fate
1:04 - So Manos......the Hands of Fate
1:13 - Shooting and burying that dog is hard work but somebody had to do it
1:19 - Even the toddler is hitting himself over agreeing to do this movie
1:24 - My head is ALMOST all the way into the engine
1:35 - haha you're so cute when your stupid
1:43 - (after "rip you apart") Like I did to that guy with the chain
1:51 - Now let me lick your cone
1:57 - Oh Sara...Oh Sara......Jess: Who's Sara?....Nothing
2:11 - I can go for a few little "beaches" right now if you know what I mean
2:19 - *Defensive.....Uh I'm not bananas, who said anything about bananas? I'm fine.  I'm not going bananas.
2:35 - *as if reading.....Whip around.....your tongue......me and you...later ok
2:52 - Don't tell me he's part of the gang too
3:00 - BOY OR GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Notes:
3:00 - Weird Al's Jurasic Park rifftrax line


Clip 22of31

0:12 - Willy Mays?  What?
0:21 - Careful that's where the Ents like to hang out
0:30 - Wow they actually got her "walking off the set" on film
0:39 - OK this really is the "Hands" of fate geez
0:49 - "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto"
1:02 - Skinny dipping woohoo.......ah
1:16 - Yep thousands of miles and millions of possible destinations but we found em
1:27 - Whoa I think the dogs dark enough lady
1:35 - Its BACON!
1:47 - Whoa what did I do last night
1:53 - She's trying to find the audience
2:03 - Dog! Dog! where are you....oh that's right I don't care
2:15 - She's doin pretty good treking the fire swamp alone
2:30 - Rodents of unusual size?  I don't think they exist.....Holy Hell!
2:38 - Were there really no other women between where they were and here for them to go after?
2:49 - Oh I better give them some time to catch up.......ok there we go
2:59 - Ah.....my underwears showing

Notes:
0:21 - LOTR two towers
0:49 - Wizard of Oz
1:35 - Beggin strips commercials
2:03 - I don't know if they said the dogs name earlier buy just replace the name if so
2:15 and 2:30 - Princess Bride


Clip 23of31

0:09 - I'll give them just a few more seconds....that should be good
0:17 - Ah Alfred Hitchcock movies are attacking ah!
0:25 - Take it easy lady, we just want to "meat" you
0:35 - Git R Dun!
0:49 - Poop paper poop........poop lasaugna
1:00 - Help I thought people were chasing me, then I saw a dead animal, and then *starts crying...Larry the Cable Guy
1:11 - *like a retard......OhKaaaaay
1:19 - Yah I never actually saw them either
1:27 - You can do the locomotion with me
1:36 - Welp time to go make Health Inspecter
1:44 - I know all about it because I'm omipresent
1:51 - (after "gonna be alright") *evil laugh...Jess: What was that?....Nothing
2:01 - So is she like 14?
2:12 - Just relax the movies almost over...it'll be alright....kinda
2:23 - Telling the police to hurry it up? Shes asking for the world
2:32 - I'm missing Lost!
2:44 - The crazier you get, the more cunning and stealthly you get apparently
2:50 - Did you set the DVR?....Tell me you set the DVR!
2:58 - WHAAAAAAAAT?!?

Notes:
0:17 - The Birds
0:35,0:49,1:36 - Referrences to Larry the Cable Guy
1:27 - A song that goes "Come on come on do the locomotion with me"
2:01 - Seriously I've seen real life people get really spooked but May is treating her like a small child
2:58 - As if Brock finally answers back angirly and annoyed


Clip 24of31

0:17 - Brock Samson we can really use your help right about now
0:30 - *start laughing....she looked every possible direction but that way
0:36 - Oh good he's safe..  I was worried he was wondering the forest alone
0:40 - Condelenee Rice
0:45 - And I want the last hour or so back
0:49 - ...back ribs
0:53 - Hairstyles?...no thank you
1:04 - Or you would have laughed at my very appearance
1:16 - Hey boss we're gettin bored back here
1:29 - *weakly.....eeeeeeeeh
1:39 - I'm The Cowardly Lion....*his laugh
1:50 - Deer hunting season doesn't start till next week, those bastards
2:06 - Hey you're "ground"ed!
2:15 - Git R done Git R done Git R done Git R done
2:30 - Damn I forgot about the back door....DOH
2:42 - Don't climb out the windows just beat the door down
2:54 - I didn't realizer she had a drive thru on her farm
3:00 - OH YAH!!!

Notes:
0:17 - From Venture Bros.
0:49 - Commercial
1:39 - Wizard of Oz
3:00 - Kool Aid man


Clip 25of31

0:13 - HA HA you can't burn rubber on dirt
0:24 - Why couldn't we take your car?  Cheap gas saving bitch!
0:34 - I'm trying to say AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH blehdehdehdehdhehdhebleh AH
0:46 - My teeth are falling out...can't worry about that now
1:03 - Dag nabit, I knew I should of taken out those blanks
1:07 - *shouting at the screen.....RUN TO THE SIDE...GET OFF THE ROAD!!
1:14 - ..uh......uh.......damn uh ok, wow I'm kinda speechless really.....I mean I've never seen someone ran over and turned into a shoe and a ball before
1:31 - ...And that's how Robot Chicken got started
1:38 - *forrest gump....I just felt like running
1:45 - So what if they turn around go after him now?
1:56 - Well on the brightside at least they have a new throw rug for the den
2:00 - Yah....I'm going to hell
2:11 - You know we still haven't seen the cops yet
2:23 - (after "not a fortune Teller") ...Jim
2:33 - And she seems to be making the music continue to play like somethings still happening
2:44 - Meh....no big deal
2:48 - In other words lie
2:57 - That's just typical Mel

[Moleman]

BOOYAH and Moleman catches up!!!!

To be honest, I felt really bad about coming up for stuff in that last clip.  Like I said before I hadn't seen the movie before and had no idea that was gonna happen so I was pretty shocked.  Seems kinda inappropriate but what else do you do?  Not say anything for that whole scene?

I had an idea about maybe having the riffers all the sudden start talking about a funny story or something that happened to them completely unrelated to the movie during that scene.  You know, as a way to draw attention away briefly.  I don't know maybe Raven will come up with something to do there.

[SJP]

Clip 25

0:08 - They may have taken our dignity, but not our bikes and our fashion sense!
0:15 - May!  Call off your son!
0:20 - Ah, geez, I'll feed him.  Does he like sorghum?
0:28 - In the future, cars shoot red novelty steam.
0:41 - That's not your baby, that's Chucky!
0:46 - She may look frail, but inside she's got a heart that beats once every five years.
0:56 - And Granny flies back 300 feet!  That could be the new record!
1:02 - Damn kids and their driving around obstacles, you're all pansies!
1:12 - Special Implied Effects by Mrs. Carlson's third grade TV Productions class.
1:26 - I ran 60 miles per hour to get here, what did I miss?
1:35 - Mel, the marathon's the other way!  MEL!  Oh, he never listens.
1:48 - To be fair, she did manage to run a good 10k before the bikers ran her over.
1:55 - Cameraman's tired...*wheeze wheeze* You go on!  We'll film it later!
2:04 - And in that moment, lightning tore the sky, the seas ran red with blood, and koalas developed pouches...
2:14 - Give it to me straight, doc, will she ever act again?
2:33 - On the plus side, she'll make a great ventriloquist act.
2:38 - We could've rebuilt her, but we spent all the money on Goose.
2:48 - Oh, hell, tell him he won the lottery for all I care.
2:53 - *Shatner* Spooooooock?

[Raven]

Clip 26

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[Raven]

Clip 27

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[SJP]

Well, now I can say officially my computer hates me.  Not content with erasing my Doom adlib, I was halfway through Clip 26 when a huge pop-up appeared on my screen.  I was hitting enter to go to the next line, the pop-up buzzed at me, and before I could read it and know what was going on, my computer shuts everything down and reboots.  So, about fifteen lines, gone.  Just like that.  No way to save them.  Anybody know a good sledgehammer I can buy?

On the other hand, I hadn't seen Mad Max before this forum project, so finding out Max doesn't get Mad until the last 15 minutes is a little extra bit of a downer.

Anyway, trying again:

Clip 26

0:05 - Hmmm, seek revenge or go fishing...
0:13 - Damn you, Inspector Clay, this is all YOUR fault!
0:21 - I told him not to eat the shellfish platter, but he just laughed at me.
0:30 - Is this Granny's box?  Is there something she'd like to share with us?
0:41 - And Max wandered into the garage, never to be seen again.  *Car appears*  Oh, wait, there he is, never mind.
0:48 - THE DEAD WALK!
0:57 - Hey there, just help yourself to the two day old coffee.  I just need a few more seconds to figure out how much to charge the guy for this pipe I just broke.
1:09 - If you've come to kill me, there's some papers you gotta sign first.
1:23 - Truckasaurus, this Saturday.
1:38 - Hey, you're not supposed to be enjoying this!
1:44 - No time to play Mummy in the Sarcophagus, we've got business to discuss.
2:06 - What?  Timmy?  He fell down the well?
2:18 - Follow that camera pan, it can tell you where they are!
2:25 - It's the big one!  They knocked off the Old Country Buffet!
2:35 - Come, fellows!  Let us celebrate by driving around and annoying people!
2:45 - GARBAGE DAY!
2:54 - Quit shoving, Portnoy, there's enough gas for everyone!
2:59 - And Kevin Bacon and Fred Ward escape to solid rock.

Clip 27

0:08 - In the future, Zima becomes the rarest of commodities.
0:19 - Uh-oh, that truck's going 45 in a 45 zone.
0:29 - Indiana Jones and his father are escaping!  Get zem!
0:38 - *KITT voice*  Not sure this is a good idea, Michael...
0:44 - Activate tranquilizer dart.
0:49 - He's gone to Ludicrous Speed!
1:00 - I left the kickstand down, I'm such a klutz!
1:17 - And now it's sunset.
1:24 - Damn you, manual transmission!
1:33 - An actual collision course of wackiness!
1:38 - Our bikes needed a wash anywayyy...
1:45 - Adding cartoon sound effects doesn't make it hurt less!  Ow.
1:48 - Bunch of spazzes, I didn't even touch them.
2:00 - Get back here, you naughty crowbar.
2:09 - An hour or repairs are free, my ass.
2:15 - *Cheerful voice * Polaroids, for scaring that villainous scum who destroyed your life.
2:22 - I know you're out here, sheriff!
2:27 - They've reached the halfway point, both competitors are holding strong...
2:31 - Dear God!  Did they hire Leatherface to cut this movie?  Stick to a scene!
2:39 - So, is his objective to drive near guys and hope they go completely out of control?
2:45 - For Hire, anywhere in the world!  We'll drive to YOU!
2:57 - Out of the way, Grapple!

[Raven]

Clip 28

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[SJP]

Clip 28:

0:04 - Apparently they were hired to block police officers in the course of their duty.
0:11 - Who's driving that thing?  All I can see is a blue wig and a pair of hands!
0:18 - Pass on the right?  But NOBODY does such a thing!
0:24 - *horn honks* Popeye?
0:38 - Warning: Poison on Road.  Do Not Attempt to Lick.
0:50 - Don't mind me, just a trap!
1:00 - In September, the dead motorcyclists are harvested, separated, and sold at the market for nearly $5.00 a pound.
1:12 - Um, hello?  Anyone?  I have this truncheon I need to break in!
1:23 - KNEE-cutter! <---Hmm, potential running joke?  Having him be all sorts of different cutters?
1:32 - Mel never saw The Program.  <--Very tasteless, I know.
1:37 - How dare you?  I needed that hand to kill you all!
1:43 - OW!  OW OW OW OW...hey, that's kind of cool, actually.
1:53 - I'm Joey Pants, remember?
1:58 - Odd form of Yoga he's using.
2:03 - I blame my wire team!
2:11 - Why are they all scared?  That musket takes five minutes to reload!
2:20 - AAAHH!  VOLDEMORT!
2:28 - Thing is, they actually shot Mel, and then recorded what he did to the rest of the cast.  A little low budget, but you can see the results.
2:38 - Yeah, yeah, hobble along.  I'm just going to escape at 70 miles per hour.
2:48 - Help!  I don't know where this thing is taking me!
2:58 - He's down!  Keep hitting the triangle button!  KEEP HITTING THE TRIANGLE BUTTON!

[Moleman]

Clip 26of31

0:05 - That's right Mel you "stick" it to those bastards
0:12 - All that's left of his wives face
0:22 - *gonna hurl noises
0:31 - Legend of the Police Officers treasure
0:40 - I didn't know his uniform had stealth capabilities
0:45 - And apparently teleportation as well
0:52 - Big turnip truck in front of him.....COME ON MOVE TO THE SIDE *honk
1:05 - No its one of the adults from the muppet babies and Cow & Chicken
1:16 - (after "They're mothers to work with") Loving and kind?
1:22 - They blot out the bad words by going *blelelelele
1:37 - Abusive Max, the movie
1:46 - Why do I keep wrenchs on my testicles?
1:58 - Yes or no.....Yes or no......Yes or no....Yes or no
2:11 - They're filming this from the perspective of someone who has lazy eye
2:20 - (after "I don't know anymore") I used to know though
2:32 - It's so cool how they always park in order so they know which bike is theirs
2:45 - Could it be...it IS.....IT IS A FUEL TRUCK!!!  $5 MMMMMMILLION dollars says it will explode........Wait what?

Notes:
1:05 - In these shows you could only ever see the legs of the adults
1:22 - toungue noise like when you'd put your thumbs in your ears. wave your hands
1:37 - This is only going to work if you leave all the other [blank] Max the movie lines in there.  Alternatly you could say something about the guys rights being violated like "No Miranda rights in Australia apparently" or soemthing
1:58 - taking Max literally

Clip 27of31

0:06 - Syphoning gas....no no no its supposed to explode...Its the cardinal rule of every action movie.....what the hell Mad Max?
0:19 - Ah the bridge to nowhere
0:25 - Early model of the Batmobile no doubt
0:40 - "Here he comes to save the day" *singing
0:46 - 45 Miles per hour.....OH DEAR GOD!!! Riffer #2: Don't they use kilometers per hour though?......Riffer #1 : that's even slower!
0:53 - I hate it when that happens in Excitebike
0:57 - Those supposed to be spoilers?
1:07 - "Like a..." Tractor
1:16 - *beep *beep
1:31 - C'mon, Ted Striker didn't sweat that much
1:37 - We're dumb and don't know how to avoid oncoming carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs...
1:44 - Is Max sure these are the right guys because that would be pretty funny....Hi we're part of the War veterans on wheels brigade and I...OH DEAR GOD!!
1:57 - Whoa I better call the police
2:11 - Ladyboy and piss hair ready for action
2:17 - Is Max breaking out of prison cell in that photo?
2:29 - I love that sound, almost makes me want to watch NASCAR...Riffer #2: Really?...Riffer #1: no
2:40 - God more drive-bys then LA.....on any given day of course
2:46 - Hey it really is a tractor
2:51 - ....still uh......tractor

Notes:
0:40 - I don't remember, is it from Mighty Mouse?  Or am I way off?
0:53 - Excitebike the NES game
0:57 - No idea
1:07 - Like you're about to sing "Like a rock" from one of the car commercials but the engine sounds more like a tractor engine or something.
1:16 - Road Runner
1:31 - Airplane!
2:46 - relates to 1:07

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0:11 - if only I could drive on the dirt
0:21 - Yep, truck drivers are giving Mel signals again...
0:32 - Why is it that every scene there is a new landscape?  Dirt, desert, plains, back to desert, grass fields, dirt.......
0:41 - Ya police aren't allowed to aprehend criminals here....this is a safe zone
0:52 - Free bike WOOOO!
1:11 - *Car running him over real fast noise
1:24 - They too have cloaking technology
1:31 - Oh why did a stand in the middle of the street.....I'm such an idiot!
1:36 - Ya whatever you do don't move out of the way, lean your arm into traffic
1:46 - On the bright side now he can be a pirate....peg leg, hook for a hand...
1:49 - (after "take it easy bubba") Boba Feet looks different in this role
2:02 - Oh wait maybe I don't...*said fast
2:15 - Why don't we have guns again?
2:20 - *heeeeeehi how are you?
2:25 - *stagger stagger.....crawl
2:34 - *stagger stagger stagger
2:46 - Ha he'll never be able to track me through this field
2:54 - Mel wanted to be a dancer but they said he kept tripping over his feet
3:00 - If I wanted to see a man roll around on the ground in tight leather...well I'd be gay

Notes:
1:24 - relates to my earlier line about Max using "Stealth technology"
2:20 - Like he's jsut saying "Hi how are you" with the emphasis on the "Hi"
2:25-2:34 - Yellowbeard referrence

[Raven]

Whoops.  Here's the clips for today and tomorrow.

Clip 29

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Clip 30

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[FBX]

Clip 26

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My favorites in bold.

0:03 - it takes a lot of effort to fish that far from shore.
0:22 - crap American Idle is on and they were going to announce the winner!
0:28 - I'm getting out my batman comics again!
0:27 - I just realized I haven't read Batman in a week!
0:34 - I like the hip sway it really emphasizes that he is mad and maximally masculine
0:34 - Did he become a robot or is his thong giving him a wedgie again?
0:38 - The power walk of justice
0:42 - He parked under an airplane hanger
0:56 - honey I'm home
0:58 - He's doing his "my how the tables have turned" walk
1:05 - No.. I mean Ye- no! NO!
1:28 - Under the fruck you go then
1:38 - Ouch, squeezed out his colon with that
1:44 - Sometimes when I get nervous I stick my fingers under my arms and I smell them
2:25 - Show off...
2:50 - make ice cream truck music up until 2:57