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[Heisanevilgenius]

Wow, did I stumble in late to this one. Is there still a chance to contribute?

[SJP]

Yes.  I think Raven said that he would leave it open for at least a week into June, to give people time to contribute.

All you need to worry about is to say which clip you're contributing to when you write your riffs.  There's no 'cut off' date per clip, just for the project as a whole, so if you want to do just clips 7, 12, and 23, feel free.  Or, if you want to marathon through all 31, that's fine too, but you might be a little time constrained.

And I will contribute to the last few clips tomorrow...I need to finish two big projects before the end of May, and those take priority.

[FBX]

Clip 27

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/rfL_WjrGxqk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/rfL_WjrGxqk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

0:07 - hey how did they get the siphon started?
     - he put his mouth on it I guess. Didn't you ever play Full Throttle? Biker guys are good at that
0:22 - Most Fatass Player?
0:48 - His HEMI's so powerful it sped up the tape
0:48 - Comical. So this is why they call it "laughing gas"
0:52 - Woah sorry guys, still have my learner's permit!
1:01 - *weenie muscle grunt noise*
1:33 - This kinda reminds me of the game Road Rash
1:35 - Yup, Road Rash. They even crash like in Road Rash. Their Bike's perfectly intact after a head-on collision with a car... Like Road Rash
1:40 - A head-on crash and their bike's are perfectly intact? What is this Road Rash?
1:45 - (tire hits guy in the head) (homer simpson) DOH!
1:48 - Did I hit something back there?
2:14 - Oh here's where I put my soft-core porn
2:17 - I must protect it... It is my... preciousss
2:18 - later asshole!!
2:19 - What!? We're THROUGH Fred!
2:27 - He was going to whizz on them but unfortunately was a little gun-shy
2:41 - So are these guys going to start punching each other like in Road Rash or what's the deal?

[FBX]

Clip 28

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0:11 - Well that's what happens when you build a road 1 lane wide
0:18 - fell asleep with his face on the horn
0:37 - Hey thats just Australia's railroad sign!
0:49 - Musta fell asleep at the wheel
1:06 - Is he going to beat the dead guy with his LouisVille Slugger?
1:15 - I bet you if I had sex with him no-one would notice... There's no-one here
1:24 - YAAY *woo hoo*!
1:36 - so he had time to flinch his face but no time to pull his arm in?
1:53 - The writers came up with that line while playing Donkey Kong at a pizza parlor
2:02 - Amazing shooting there, didn't even hit the windshield with his shotgun.
2:15 - (booming voice imitating loudness) I shall scare him off with a long soliloquy!
2:20 - *chuckle*
2:46 - (getting quieter) I don't know where I'm going!!...
2:54 - Watch out! Weak ankles!
2:58 - Too much butt crack for me thanks
3:02 - Too much gooch for me thanks

[Raven]

Clip 31

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/z6lAkClpN7Y&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/z6lAkClpN7Y&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

Here's the last clip.  I plan on letting those of you who want to catch 2 weeks, so contributions end Sunday night June 14th.  That still lets everyone do just over 2 clips a day and still write for the whole thing.  I'll still be posting mine as well. 

For this clip, if you really want to riff the credits you can but if you'd like to wrap up your thoughts on the movie as a whole that's cool too.  I normally won't go all the way through the credits anyway. 

[FBX]

Whoops.  Here's the clips for today and tomorrow.

Clip 29

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/pS0aPW4X9Q0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/pS0aPW4X9Q0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

0:10 - {like a drunken pinoccio} I got no strings to hold me down, to make my friends, to make me frown
0:30 - Sometimes I get the feeling the editor was paid based on the final length of the film
0:41 - make some dorky chase music
0:56 - So does that blue light actually serve any purpose or does he just have it on because he thinks it looks cool?
1:03 - Australians must have a different use for the middle line than we do.
1:24 - Oops sounds like a belt is loose
1:35 - Eye popping action!!!
1:38 - Driving down the middle of the road just like I always do!
1:43 - You know if he had taken the time to avoid the semi- instead of ripping off his goggles to make room for his eyes this wouldn't had happened
2:03 - {monotonic, everyone} Railroad crossing lookout for cars. Can you spell it without any R's?
2:18 - Looks like me commuting to work every day

[SJP]

All right, might as well work on this...got one of my projects done, but I can't do the other one because the computer that I mentioned hates me decided it wasn't going to turn on anymore (The infamous "Insert System Disk Error," when there's no reason for it to show up), so I'll kick back, relax, and finish up giving ol' Max a thrashing.

0:06 - I wish I could say that's not how you do Pilates, but that's pretty accurate, right there.
0:15 - You don't have to take the one-legged sack race so seriously, buddy.
0:22 - Oh, crap, I left my keys over there!
0:25 - I call dibs!  Rawwk!
0:35 - To be fair, I do demand more shots of feet in film, and this movie delivers.
0:47 - The engine sound went from throaty to scrummy!
0:53 - Wile E. Coyote vision.
1:06 - Wait, he didn't catch up, he just appeared!
1:15 - Lane Cutter!
1:21 - Look, just pass, if it means that much to you!
1:32 - The Pork Chop Express!
1:34 - large Marge sent him!
1:40 - Just take him to the Goose Memorial Wing, he'll be up and running in a day or two.  Wait, did I just make an unintentional pun?
1:46 - I would've thought that Max would've had to actually do some work to be considered Mad, but I guess he just chases people until they accidentally kill themselves.
1:55 - Now I have the rest of the day to myself.  Oh, wait, my family's dead, so I guess that's a bad thing.
2:01 - Cool, man!  I'm not even getting a ticket!
2:09 - The future is not set.
2:16 - Oh, this is so fake.  Everyone knows it doesn't rain in Australia!
2:26 - He wakes up...AAAHHH!  How long have I been driving?!?
2:35 - Join Lonely Planet and Guest Host Mel Gibson as we explore the untamed outback.
2:45 - I know that cherry stand I went to last summer's got to be around here somewhere.
2:55 - What, a troll stopping him or something?

Clip 30

0:09 - Wow, great crop of farmers this year!
0:17 - Smell my feet!  SMELL THEM!
0:23 - Them's EATIN' shoes, boy!
0:30 - His boots just fell off, I swear!
0:37 - Man, now I need to pee!
0:42 - It'll look good on ya.
0:48 - Now DANCE for me!
0:57 - If only all criminals came with a handle.
1:05 - Yeah, yeah, save it, ankle-wuss.
1:15 - You know, people with bug-out eyes!
1:25 - *sighs* Making you a FRIENDSHIP bracelet!  Geez, so pushy!
1:35 - All I need is that Robitussin coming out of the fuel line, man!
1:45 - Why do they always wait until they're handcuffed to the leaking car before they're sorrry?
1:53 - A votive candle?
1:59 - You're right, I don't know what came over me.
2:09 - Relax, if you hold still, I can cut your head clean off with no trouble at all.
2:19 - Like what I have in my pants.
2:26 - But, my expression!
2:32 - Leigh Whannell's favorite film, ladies and gentlemen.
2:39 - It's my clownish features, isn't it?
2:48 - I don't hear leg sawing!
2:55 - DON'T BRING ON M...oh, he never hooked up the other end.  Well, I'm an idiot.
3:01 - 5...4...3...2...1...

Clip 31

0:12 - Perhaps I've...crossed that line that distinguishes man from beast, where an inner rage sets loose a...ah, hell, who am I kidding?  Blowing them up was the most fun I've had in months!
0:24 - And...he gets hit by a tornado.
0:35 - So, now we get the calming elevator music, to assure us Max is going to be ok from here on out.  I believe 'em.
0:49 - Oop, no, wait, I was wrong.  It's not elevator music, it's softcore porn music.

And...that's it!  I have nothing left to give.

[Heisanevilgenius]

Okay. Which clips are in the most need of riffing?

Edit: Seems there's barely anything for clip 31 so I guess I'll start there.

[Raven]

Okay. Which clips are in the most need of riffing?

Edit: Seems there's barely anything for clip 31 so I guess I'll start there.

31 is the final one and is mostly credits.  As far as the other clips go anything after the first 3 only have a couple contributors each.

[Heisanevilgenius]

Clip 31
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/z6lAkClpN7Y&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/z6lAkClpN7Y&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

0:02 - Let me make sure I have everything. Leather jacket: Check. Nitro Glycerine: ...hmm, where did I... (explosion) Oh, crap.
0:12 - You know, I've always wondered. In Australia, do you drive on the left or the right side of the road? Hmm. This doesn't help at all.
0:47 - Thanks for watching, everyone. Have a ziggy jerry day.
1:02 - (P.A. crackle) - Junior Doctor, please fill the motherwell.
1:09 -  Maybe it's just me, but I thought Lulu Pinkus was just incandescent in her role as Nightrider's Girl. Although, even she is somewhat pale compared to the famous "Girl in Chevvy"
1:18 - After a hard day of handcuffing gangsters to exploding cars and leaving them to violently die or mutilate themselves, I often like to unwind with some romantic saxophone music
1:31 - Wow, thanks, Mitch. You did a great job on this die cast D&D figurine. Give Mrs. Consultancy my best, will you?
1:40 - Guys, are you sure it's a good idea to hire a photographer who calls himself Chick Stringer?
1:46 - Gary Plunkett is Best Boy!
1:49 - (singing along with saxophone) I blew them up. ... They've all been murdered.

I haven't tested these for time so some might overlap. You may need to shorten a few. In the case of 1:18, you might also consider talking really fast, which would work well for comic effect, I think.

[Moleman]

Clip29of31

0:01 - I didn't know you can fail that bad at doing "the worm"
0:13 - Oh his legs fine, he just crapped his pants when that biker was coming
0:20 - This is how Mel Gibson comes home every night
0:23 - *in a Raven voice....NO MORE NO MORE!
0:28 - Cool we get a victim's eye view of the car driving off
0:38 - Man I haven't seen this many white lines since last years Comic con
0:46 - This is back when they had the R2-D2 ports in the front
0:54 - I like his driving, can't even keep in his lane
1:10 - So nice of Max to teleport 100ft behind him after catching up
1:18 - He must think this guy's a jew
1:25 - Hey I can speed up why didn't I think of that earlier
1:33 - *Ben Stein voice...."Eyes dried out?  There's a Visine for that"
1:36 - Geez he looked like Arnold in Total Recall....no not his eyes, his face after slamming into the truck
1:44 - Yes "I" Did it...."I" got my revenge..."I"...grrr...MOTHER*beep*ER
1:53 - This has been a public service announcement why trucks are a danger to everyone else on the road
2:03 - Alakazam!  It's night time
2:15 - GRR I'M SO MAD I could *yawn.......*falls asleep
2:30 - Did he drive overnight to get there last time?
2:40 - Uh oh we're at the end...the film's starting to "decline"
2:56 - *chanting....JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP

Notes:
0:01 - dance move
0:23 - Edgar Allen Poe, Nevermore
0:46 - X-wing and the like with R2 in the back
1:18 - bad taste I know but its still funny
1:33 - commercial


Clip 30of31

0:05 - I want these Jeans DAMMIT...COME OFF.....ehhhh
0:21 - Hey its hard to find shoes in my size
0:30 - I know taking a dead man's shoes is highly illegal but....
0:39 - safety word is banana
0:52 - Trying to find a big iron ball to go with that
1:01 - (after "my ankle, my foot") One or the other....er...just stop both
1:13 - You woudln't know anything about that would you?  Crazy, mad, murderous?
1:23 - (after "What are you doing man?") bleeding to death, I've been at it all night, takes along time you know
1:34 - You're not supposed to read the [sic] when you say the line, its just a correction.
1:42 - The judge buys that shitty defense why can't you?
1:51 - No I only made a movie about Jesus, I'm not Jesus
2:01 - Only the harshest punishment for dead man's shoe theives are required
2:11 - uh..er. I'm acting, can't you tell?  No?
2:23 - At least that's what my past experience at ankle hacking tells me
2:35 - *earnestly.....Can you repeat those instructions again, I didn't get em
2:51 - Ah I just cut off the wrong foot
3:06 - No my collection of vintage dynamite!

Notes:
0:39 - like they're gonna get kinky
2:51 - like Dr. Phil in Scary Movie 4
3:06 - Like the running gag in the XXX rifftrax


Clip 31of31

0:12 - That must be "I"gor on the french horn
0:19 - Huh clear skies a second ago
0:29 - Max would later go on to kill thousands of people while he continues to come to terms with the death of his wife and young son....several attempts at arrest were made but were never successful.  The redneck car repair guy went on to work for general motors and develope the first clean air, 0 pollution vehicle commercially available.  The gang leader survived the collision with the truck and has since reformed his ways becoming an outspken member of Alcoholics anonymous.  He has now been alcohol free for 7 months and works as a clown at children's parties to pay the bills.  The chief finally got his picture on the cover of Plant Watering monthly.  And Firestone tires made INFINITY BILLION DOLLARS from the making of this movie.  We thank you for watching......good night.

Notes:
0:12 - Young Frankenstein ending

[Heisanevilgenius]

I'll just start from the beginning and move my way up. Since clips 1 to 3 have been covered by several people I kept them light. Note: I didn't read other submissions, so I may have covered the same jokes as other contributors. This wasn't so much a case of tl;dr as just that I prefer not to base my reactions on other people's comments and see what I come up with fresh.

CLIP 1
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/WT7OR4lviGY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/WT7OR4lviGY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>
1:19 - [A few years from now] - The gritty dystopian future of 1981.
1:25 - {A routine pursuit} - (dismissively) Two officers down, suspects armed and extremely dangerous; nothing to worry about.
2:40 - {I've been assigned} - (whining) You ALWAYS get to drive. Mommy said I can drive this time!
3:29 - {After two scenes of the bad guys laughing for no apparent reason} (awkward pause) OH! I get it!

CLIP 2
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/uLIHCQJlATo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/uLIHCQJlATo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>
1:32 - I swear they only give radio shows to raving lunatics.
1:43 - (Ultimate Warrior voice) DO YOU HEAR ME, HOGAN?
2:42 - (Monty Python pilot sketch reference) ...dickie-birdied, feathered back on his sammy...

Clip 3
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/nh9vV5XyP5w&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/nh9vV5XyP5w&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>
0:13 - {They're heading for population} Aussies name their towns the weirdest things.
1:54 - No! Watch out for that plot device!
3:22 - I remember when I saw Night Rider at open mike night at the comedy club. He was a hoot. You should check him out.

[Heisanevilgenius]

Clip 4

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0:02 - And so, the reckless badass anti-hero known only as Mad Max heeds the call of duty, carefully easing into first gear and pulling into the fast lane into danger, after checking his mirrors of course, and ensuring he stays at a safe steady pace within the speed limit...
0:26 - {I am the Night Rider!} By the way, did anyone catch this guy's name? You know what would be cool is if they gave this guy a sort of nickname... something about how he drives... or rides. Maybe something that sounds dark and threatening like Dark Driver or something. Maybe Night...no, that'd be stupid. He only drives at day. Hmm. Let me think.
0:49 - Because Stone Cold said so.
0:57 - Argh! Cooties!
1:07-1:12 - cartoony voices/sound effects
{shocked look} - (Daffy voice) "Mother!"
{swirves} - (tire-shriek sound)
{driving away} - (various other cartoon sounds like crashes, dings, and vrooms. Whatever fits.)
{shakes head} - "yoggityyoggity"
1:29 {What's wrong, baby? What's wrong?} - (bawling) I dropped my ice cream out the window.
2:08 - (Very upset voice) Now you've done it! You drove right into my collection of propane tanks, gasoline canisters, and incendiary grenades! Do you have any idea how expensive a hobby that is?
2:20 - Oh, great. This is going to be a really awkward police report.
2:25 - Meanwhile, at a small house floating in the middle of the endless void...
2:30 - {Mel Gibson looking withdrawn} (sighing) I just wish I could be in another movie... or making a movie... maybe about Jesus getting brutalized by the Jews...

Edit:

0:57 - Eew, cooties!

Hah. Either great minds think alike or it was too predictable. :p

[Heisanevilgenius]

Clip 5
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/S7R-59xzmqM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/S7R-59xzmqM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

0:06 - {That feels good!} - Did George Miller even know what sex is?
0:12 - {I got a right hook in the mouth} - It was that crazy fisherman. I keep telling him there's plenty of fish in the sea...
0:25 - {Monster! Baaah!} - No, honey. That's a sheep.
0:34 - {You made the news again.} - They found out about the child por...? Oh, right, Night Rider.
0:59 - Is that a cigar or did he stick a sausage in his mouth? {EDIT: It looks like it really is a sausage. That's YouTube quality for you.}
1:05 - {Heavy sigh} - You know I wanted the last sausage.
1:14 - {You know the goose.} (Fat Tony reference) Chinese guy with a black moustache?
1:19 - Hey, the kid's looking up mom's robe!
1:39 - It's my Mad Mask. Get it?
1:44 - {I'm not grumpy} - So I bought this prop for nothing? I don't have a "worried" mask.
1:51 - {Get out of here} - SHOT DOWN, BUDDY! OH SNAP, GUY, OHHH SNAP!
2:10 - {Hey!} - Don't take the mask. I want to freak out the baby.
2:12 - {Sign language} - You're crazy...teeth--You have crazy teeth...and...in three days...I'll shoot you."
2:28 - {"Crazy about you." Max smiles} - Good. He bought it. Now I'll need to find a good dentist and a gun. I wonder if Dr. Robotnik has a package deal.
2:46 - (Straight) Your tax dollars at work.

[Heisanevilgenius]

I'm having trouble making time to work on this. But I want to write this down in case I don't get to it.

After Goose is badly burned, there has to be a remark: "Looks like the Goose is cooked."