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« on: April 22, 2009, 11:21:49 AM »

Okay, so I'm having a Twilight viewing party and I need some ideas on what food to serve.  Since so much thought went in to making this movie, I want as much thought to go into my meal plans.  Here's what I have so far:

Cheesy Queso Dip (yes, I know that "queso" is spanish for "cheese" and saying it twice is redundant. When I say "cheesy", I'm describing the movie, and when I say "queso", I say it since saying something in Spanish will automatically make it ethnic)

Sparkle Brownies (simply brownies with chocolate frosting, but covered in those little, annoying, round, silver sprinkles).

I need some ideas for the main course!
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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2009, 11:24:17 AM »

Steak.... to drive thru the heart of the vampire.
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« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2009, 11:25:41 AM »

"Compost" tea?

Ranier beer?
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« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2009, 11:29:31 AM »

Tomato juice.
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« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2009, 11:32:59 AM »

Or full-out Bloody Marys.

And you must have some of these!

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« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2009, 11:39:27 AM »

I thought about making a really spicy chili and calling it "Teen Angst Chili".  I decided not to since I don't like overly spicy food, and chili promotes flatulence  which I'm sure that effeminate vampires would not approve of.
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« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2009, 11:41:40 AM »

Steak.... to drive thru the heart of the vampire.

I assume that "steak" is your answer to most questions.  You know...most questions probably could be answered with steak.
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« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2009, 11:54:59 AM »

Steak.... to drive thru the heart of the vampire.

I assume that "steak" is your answer to most questions.  You know...most questions probably could be answered with steak.

That, and "bacon"
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« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2009, 12:24:45 PM »

Steak.... to drive thru the heart of the vampire.

I assume that "steak" is your answer to most questions.  You know...most questions probably could be answered with steak.

Most questions worth asking, anyway.
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« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2009, 12:31:48 PM »

Serve jugs of pig's blood, and call it tofu blood.
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« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2009, 12:52:46 PM »

You are going to watch Twilight (however Riffed it may be) and subject others to it?  What to serve?  Hemlock.
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« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2009, 01:02:05 PM »

Serve jugs of pig's blood, and call it tofu blood.

Nah...I already did that when we watched Crossroads.
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« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2009, 01:22:56 PM »

Lots and lots of ham I imagine.

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« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2009, 01:41:28 PM »

You are going to watch Twilight (however Riffed it may be) and subject others to it?  What to serve?  Hemlock.

I was also going on the death theme, kind of like "well, everyone will want to eat the barrell of a gun".......

How about

1.   Bloody Mary's to drink.
2.   Italian food (the vamps DID cook italian)
3.   Irish Coffee (the pacific northwest an all)
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« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2009, 01:47:49 PM »

You are going to watch Twilight (however Riffed it may be) and subject others to it?  What to serve?  Hemlock.

I was also going on the death theme, kind of like "well, everyone will want to eat the barrell of a gun".......

How about

1.   Bloody Mary's to drink.
2.   Italian food (the vamps DID cook italian)
3.   Irish Coffee (the pacific northwest an all)

I was thinking about making Italiano.  That way, I could go with the whole garlic thing, and if my guests ate before coming over, I could throw the food on the floor, and they'd think I was joking.
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