Favorite lines post you must

[Indomitus]

Bill questioning if: are you technically still a princess if your planet is destroyed?

More importantly, are you still a Princess if your mother the Queen WAS ELECTED? I wished they had riffed something about that little ret-con fubar.

You're thinking of the wrong planet.  She was an adopted princess.  Apparently all these planets have some kind of royalty.  But still...  Planet blowed up.  Kind of hurts the whole "princess" standing.

[Scorpy]

"Will do, skin tube!"

"And will someone there learn the Heimlech Maneuver for God's sake?"

"Gilbert Gottfried!"
 
"Good Luke, release your inner bitch."

"Eh, I'll just go back to harassing that Ahab guy."


"He stumbled upon a grizzled, cartoon prospector."

[TigerofRobare]

"Why are you eating my rooftar" was an awesome line.  But my fave was:

Yoda: A Domain of Evil it is.

Mike: RonPaul.com

Being a Paulian, my reaction was: "Hey," but great to have the reference.

[Nunyerbiz]

"Tripping balls I am"

"Did Chewie just jack a Lexus?"

"You're so fine you're like Colt 46!"

"Looks like he was frozen while singing a Michael Bolton song."