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« on: January 22, 2009, 09:08:10 PM »

I'm morbidly curious to watch this movie to witness how incredibly bad it actually is, yet I refuse to do so without the company of Mike.

It's gonna pick up a fair few Razzies this year. That's gotta be bad movie gold!
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2009, 05:01:02 AM »

Here's a recap of the film: http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/The_Hottie___the_Nottie_2008.aspx

Trust me, not even Mike could save this turd.
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2009, 11:09:24 AM »

Besides, Hilton was one of the producers....she'll make money off of the rentals.

In that (long, long) review, they did miss one of the cliche "supposedly most beautiful woman that every man falls all over"....Uma Thurman in The Truth About Cats and Dogs.

Great movie.  Uma Thurman is attractive.  An amazing beauty?  Hmmm.....
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2009, 11:30:00 AM »

I think this has two big things working against it. It's intended to be a comedy, and the guys have pointed out that riffing comedies too often boils down to variations on "That's not funny."

The second problem is this movie probably sold like 23 copies on DVD. Not a huge potential audience.
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2009, 12:03:23 PM »

I think this has two big things working against it. It's intended to be a comedy, and the guys have pointed out that riffing comedies too often boils down to variations on "That's not funny."

Ironically, while reading that review I could think of things to riff in the plot....

Amazing how this guy with no obvious income (if he has a job, he can abandon it for months at a time?) can afford all this stuff in the movie - the spa, the bribe for "Cole", etc.  Yet he doesn't have money to fix his car or get a new guitar?

How they just happen to run into a hot dentist/male model who has to give away (we think) thousands of dollars of free dental work just to get laid?  And that, despite her dental problems she never ever went to a dentist before then? ("You'd think someone would have called Child Protective Services.")

Or a dermatologist?  Or a pediatrist for that toenail? ("See why we need single-payer healthcare?")

In fact, how about the overwhelming question of why didn't she ever try any of these things before now?  Or why didn't Hilton's character try to get her this help before?   How could it be lack of money when they live on the beach in Malibu?

Besides, just think of all the Freddie Prinze, Jr./"Pretty In Pink"/"Breakfast Club", etc riffs.

Jeez, I'm talking myself into this.
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2009, 07:14:48 AM »

In that (long, long) review

Believe me, that's a drabble compared with the Agony Booth's other reviews.
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2009, 07:27:33 AM »

The Hottie and the Nottie-the crappy Paris Hilton movie WITHOUT Jason Mewes.  There, that's my review.  Nice and short.
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2009, 06:34:14 PM »

Gosh, that review made it sound even worse that I ever imagine. A horse noise every time the supposedly ugly girl comes on the screen? That's like having an audio cue of a man falling down the stairs whenever George Bush speaks.

I liked the guys captions for the photos though. Tres funny!
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« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2009, 02:32:11 PM »

And why a horse as a signal for "ugly"?  I happen to think horses are beautiful (as a friend).

Nothing like treating your audience as though they're stupid....even if they did pay to get into this.

My question is - why did the girl playing the "Nottie" take this role?  If she had this kind of resume coming in it's hard to think she was so desperate that it was the only job on the horizon.....

And she couldn't have thought it would be a hit...did she?   Undecided
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« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2009, 03:35:55 PM »

My question is - why did the girl playing the "Nottie" take this role?  If she had this kind of resume coming in it's hard to think she was so desperate that it was the only job on the horizon.....

I dunno.  Why did Forest Whitaker do Battlefield Earth?
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« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2009, 03:40:48 PM »

My question is - why did the girl playing the "Nottie" take this role?  If she had this kind of resume coming in it's hard to think she was so desperate that it was the only job on the horizon.....

I dunno.  Why did Forest Whitaker do Battlefield Earth?

I don't know, but according to IMDb:

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Forest Whitaker expressed his regret for participating in this movie.
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« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2009, 10:20:44 AM »

My question is - why did the girl playing the "Nottie" take this role?  If she had this kind of resume coming in it's hard to think she was so desperate that it was the only job on the horizon.....

I dunno.  Why did Forest Whitaker do Battlefield Earth?
As much as I dislike Travolta and distrust Scientology....they're miles above the idea of a movie with the plot of The Hottie and The Nottie.   Much less one "starring" Paris Hilton.
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« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2009, 01:37:13 AM »

Why did Forest Whitaker do Battlefield Earth?

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